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>> No.56408895

stop watching youtube doomers or you're not gonna make it

>> No.56408899
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First for bonds don't matter

Market is going to catch a fat bid when everyone realizes the bear narrative is trash

Don't say I didn't warn you

>> No.56408902
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Oil....

>> No.56408912
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bros. I've been gone a month because I've been really busy at work and in life. but I just saw how low GME was and I wanted to come back to kek at some baggies with you lads. ahahhahahah

>> No.56408929

are dividends included in the income calculation when determining the rate you pay for taxes on qualified dividends? or is it all income before dividends?

>> No.56408932
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56408932

>double top forming on usdjpy
yellen is going to intervene again like last year and bears will get heemed.

>> No.56408939

>>56408912
I remember when GME was being shilled on SMG at around 4 dollars per share in 2019, why didnt we listen

>> No.56408946

The amount of people that just went "futures" proves the predictable, smart ass nature of this board.

All of you people try and impress each other with these funny green text comments, from someone who doesn't spend all their life online, it looks ridiculous.

Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.

>> No.56408948

>>56408932
Why are you posting your gay sex disease?

>> No.56408952

>>56408946
lmao

>> No.56408953

>>56408932
i just realized that is basically how the tongue evolved at the other end of that tract

>> No.56408957
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Short semiconductors. Sector not needed.

>> No.56408971
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>>56408946
No one cares you broke nigga

>> No.56408977
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>>56408948
It's a picture of what is in store for anyone that is currently trying to short the stock market.
My ass is just fine.

>> No.56408980

Alibaba’s prices are too low right now, im thinking to buy.

>> No.56408990

>>56408946
That's why you posted right? because it looks ridiculous.

>> No.56408993
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>> No.56409002
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That's how it be. You just gotta deal with it.

>> No.56409019

why is baby yoda jewish?

>> No.56409030

>>56409019
because disney

>> No.56409064

I require a webm illustrating the current state of futures

>> No.56409070
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>>56408932
>Arby's for fags

>> No.56409079
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Oh man look

>> No.56409082

>>56408929
All income. I mean if you make money expect to be taxed. Personally, I have my dividend growth portfolio in my Roth IRA

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>>56409064

>> No.56409147
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>>56409064

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>>56409064

>> No.56409217

>>56408912
There but for the grace of God go we.

>> No.56409230
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56409230

>futures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYT325Fe9zU

>> No.56409232

>>56408957
Jabil? Sounds like a terrorist network. Short it back to 105.

>> No.56409237
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>>56409064
The old standby.

>> No.56409248
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>> No.56409294

should 5% appear too small
be thankful i don't take it all

>> No.56409296
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i bought some today
just a little bit

>> No.56409299
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>> No.56409305
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>> No.56409319
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Should’ve bought oil

>> No.56409320
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>>56409064
>futures

>> No.56409327
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Reminder that Israel killed 500 people in a hospital yesterday

>> No.56409332
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>>56409327

>> No.56409339
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>> No.56409342
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>>56409320
SEASPIDER


CAN I HAVE A PUMP?

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>>56409064

>> No.56409346

>>56409323
Lithium is certainly fucked. Down 4.5% in China.

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>>56409342

>> No.56409373
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56409373

this weeks edition of
>can't say they aren't doing it

>> No.56409387

GOLD = long
OIL = long
NVDA = short all the way until $260 next year

>> No.56409388 [DELETED] 

>>56409373
I think it's just chinks or japs buying. Will get doomped again once the Free World has its turn again

>> No.56409392
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>>56409373
I messed up the graph...grrrr...

>> No.56409401

>>56409388
The graph has nothing to do with somebody buying.
As per the FEDs mission statement they are simply letting their holdings mature to the tune of some billion per month.

>> No.56409403

>>56409401
huh? why did that post disappear?

>> No.56409410
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56409410

https://on.soundcloud.com/3SdEbQUyA4rvZtTb7

>> No.56409422

Just bought more XLE. Goodnight.

>> No.56409424

>US/Coalition airbase in Iraq targeted by rocket attack
>The military base within Baghdad International Airport, where U.S and Coalition forces are stationed, was targeted with several rockets

>> No.56409425
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I have an idea... maybe no one's thought of it before now... but...
How about the markets go up tomorrow?

>> No.56409428
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>>56409424

>> No.56409443
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56409443

what stocks to buy to impress a girl like this?

>> No.56409445
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56409445

lmfao

>> No.56409446
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>>56409425

>> No.56409453

>>56409443
BBC

>> No.56409459

>>56409443
DENN. Look at that bottom.

>> No.56409461
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56409461

Awareness to the spirit of truly solving all.
Awareness to the spirit of truly sorting the world.

>> No.56409467

>>56409445
>buy high sell low
Thanks Biden

>> No.56409469
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>>56409461
Is this some dune coon robot test? How about you guys go blow up a refinery or sink a tanker? I mean, shit or get off the pot.

>> No.56409487

Been saying oil spill all month.

>> No.56409491

They're dumping treasuries to panic refill the SPR.

https://twitter.com/OilHeadlineNews/status/1715098048408220069

>> No.56409492

>>56408946
>Fuck this I'm off, don't wanna waste my life on "addictive and funny" 4chan.
The faster you free yourself from this place, the better. I swear people here are dumber than /r/WSBs

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>>56409320
Man you ever think about crabs?

>> No.56409498
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>>56408946
But you're gonna miss the memes

>> No.56409504

>>56409327
Equal chance it was a misfire by the towelheads, wouldnt be the first time

>> No.56409505

Too good to use Russian oil I guess.

>> No.56409506

>>56408946
cya tomoz fag

>> No.56409509
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>>56409422
checked based 24 hr 5 day a week HOOD trader. I almost got a little more UNG just then but it went back up 2 cents.

>> No.56409511

>>56409491
>$79
lol, sorry mates the ask is at $90 better step up the bid lmao

>> No.56409514

>>56409492
i have half a dozen trading forums open, this one is about the same as the others in terms of numbers of dumb doomers who dont understand how the market works. Its always nice to get a variety of opinions from a variety of sources. In large companies, the day trades literally just have a facebook chat going with just as many silly takes as you find here

>> No.56409524

>>56409425
I was near convinced it was going to be an up day today because of smg and my negative sentiment but now I feel like they're gonna do that dumb bull trendline test at 420 to V reversal again

>> No.56409535
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56409535

SELL YOUR TESLA STOCK, IT'S COMING DOOOOOOOOWN

>> No.56409542
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>>56409514
>i have half a dozen trading forums open, this one is about the same as the others in terms of numbers of dumb doomers who dont understand how the market works. Its always nice to get a variety of opinions from a variety of sources. In large companies, the day trades literally just have a facebook chat going with just as many silly takes as you find here

>> No.56409546

>>56408946
>t. absolutely seething shillbot
It all comes crashing down soon.

>> No.56409550

Some one who is always winning. What did you learn that makes the big difference for you?

>> No.56409553

i for one love the pseuds of /smg/

>> No.56409564
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56409564

Future's

>> No.56409565

>>56409550
leverage is silly and you only have a loss when you sell

>> No.56409572
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>>56409553
We out here.

>> No.56409593

>>56408946
based (you) farmer

>> No.56409598

how do i leverage my rakish, if declining, handsomeness? i think if i take better care of myself i may evolve into a zaddy

>> No.56409599
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56409599

It's all political and they're stealing from us.

>> No.56409610
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The US must enter a war or the entire economy will collapse.
Do with this information what you will.

>> No.56409613
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>posting a bearish doomer futures webm

>> No.56409623

>FUTURES sirs

>> No.56409624

>>56409610
why would the economy collapse? The only thing unsustainable is federal deficit but thats not going to effect the value of mcdonalds or apple

>> No.56409625

Also, anyone know what infanint risk is?

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>>56409613

>> No.56409633
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Should I buy paypal or bitcoin?

>> No.56409640

>>56409019
Because Mel Brooks is Jewish. He played yogurt, the character Yoda was based on.

>> No.56409641

>>56409633
30 year bonds

>> No.56409642

>>56409633
Yes. Just don't use your money.

>> No.56409650

>>56409625
a theory but not the truth in practice. Nobody is going to ask you to cover those uncovered calls for an uncountable sum of money

>> No.56409651
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It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMHVKvmZysE

>> No.56409657
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>>56409610
Define 'enter'
Trade war, monetary policy war, funding proxy war, and there are boots on the ground in plenty of bases, outposts, and ships across the world. If you're waiting for congress to declare war on someone I promise that part is just a formality.

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>>56409593
it's an ancient fucking Alberto Barbosa copypasta
the entire board is zoomers and newfags
well, par for the course I guess

>> No.56409660

>>56409651
we are probably just going to retest support but if it doesnt hold, we will continue down to next support and then bounce. The market wont crash tomorrow

>> No.56409675
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>>56409651
REAL ASS NIGGA HUR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGx6K90TmCI

>> No.56409680

>>56409599
>infinite risk
finally, some good fucking leverage

>> No.56409686

MIMIMI BEARS ARE SO DUMB MIMIMI THEY ARE SO EVIL MIMIMI BEARS NEVER CUM

>> No.56409694

The next regime is getting the shaft. I hope Bidens second term doesn't make it much worse.

>> No.56409705

>>56409694
Please god, if biden wins another term I am moving to Argentina.

>> No.56409711

>>56409705
anyone who hasnt drunk the koolaid knows biden is going to win if he manages to stay alive. The 2022 red wave was cancelled because independents came out to vote in a midterm which they never do and they voted against all of trumps candidates, which tells you everything you need to know about the 2024 election

>> No.56409720

>>56409705
He's gonna win. There's zero chance they let Trump win. Anyone who thinks voting actually matters anymore is a retard.

>> No.56409730

>>56409064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAYDcjOSTvk

>> No.56409737

https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/to?msg=Inauguration%202025&p0=900&year=2025&month=1&day=20&hour=9&min=0&sec=0&fromtheme=generic

>> No.56409745

>>56409711
>>56409720
I understand that voting doesn’t matter, but like god damn the man can barely talk. At least put in a puppet that can walk up stairs and crack a joke like George W Bush. Our only choices are a cheeto man corporate criminal and a demented child sniffer who is also a criminal.

>> No.56409754

>>56409660
investors still buying FAANG at these prices lol

>> No.56409757
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President

>> No.56409771

Why didnt i just short GME...

>> No.56409773
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>>56409745
Jews don't' actually know what they're doing anymore, they just hate white people but still need enough of us to run things. The old Jewish elite are dying off and the new squad ain't got the brainpower to keep it going.
The current status of the government looks retarded because it is retarded.

>> No.56409779

>>56409745
the biggest draw to biden is that he is dementia rattled but has been in government for 50 so he is essentially letting the organizations just do what they were set up to do
>>56409754
because they are posting record profits and have almost no debt

>> No.56409787
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Second term

>> No.56409789
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>bitty pumping again
hmm looks like 36k could happen by end of month instead of by eoy kek

>> No.56409792

Brazilian smallcaps were up 25% ytd. Now they are flat. Even while lula cuts

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>>56409792
>Brazilian smallcaps
What is that some kind porn genre?+

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>>56409789
God I fucking love Peepo
I wish I could be that cool

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>>56409064
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7h55ai5Oay4

>> No.56409817
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DEATH TO AMERICA ALAALALAALLA

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Imagine if we don't get a Weekly update after all that's happened.
What are we even paying Rocker for?

>> No.56409834

NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS

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>> No.56409840
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are we really about to end the year lower

>> No.56409847

>>56409840
this is good for bitcoin

>> No.56409849
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>>56409840

>> No.56409850

>>56409834
BASED

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>futures

>> No.56409856
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>gay political slapfights
>retarded AI art
>fucking Bitcoin
Only 132 posts but this is a strong contender for worst /smg/ ever.

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I'm hoping to get back to even. Ngl today was rough. I was doing great this morning. Ended the day down. Just enough to wipe out my month.

>> No.56409860

>>56409853
I should go hit on college sluts tomorrow

>> No.56409863

>>56409856
this is also the best /smg/ thread youll ever post in again

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>>56409840
no

>> No.56409878
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Check out tick talk. They do finance things. Here we shit up the place a bit and pass time.

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>>56409863
Is it really all downhill from here? Will there never be a redemption arc?

>> No.56409891

>>56409856
I have been unreasonable banned in 109 threads but since I'm still here so I think this one is a good one and it needs more niggers.

>> No.56409892

>>56409885
If Oil breaks 100 then smg is redeemed.

>> No.56409895

>>56409651
living high off the hog

>> No.56409899

>>56409885
Want some penny stalks?

>> No.56409905

I don't know how the rest of this year is gonna go but I'm really glad I started my hedging when I started seeing headlines saying "recession cancelled lmao"

>> No.56409908
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>futures

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>>56409899

>> No.56409916

>>56409908
BBBBRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.56409917
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>>56409443
>Burger isn't completely uniform

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The Fed doesn't bail out the government -> we get a deflationary collapse. The Fed does bail out the government -> we get an inflationary collapse. Either way, everything collapses and heads will roll.

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I want you guys to know. I do horrible on my own. I actually make money when I take advice from you. To all the anons helping, thank you.

>> No.56409944

>>56409931
No problem. Remember to buy some SAVE next week.

>> No.56409946

>>56409931
For me it was the opposite so now I just lurk here to hear "ON NO NEEEEEEEEEEEEWS" screeching.

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>>56409840
foolish optimism can only last so long.

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56409955

>>56409931

>> No.56409957

>>56409863
>this is the best /smg/ thread you'll ever post in again
It feels like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HM6FrSitvc

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>>56409928
Nothing is going to happen. It still needs time until whites are vastly outnumbered and the extermination of the white race is a certainty. Then they will rug it.

err... I mean

>futures

>> No.56409974

>>56409931
Go start a private power generation plant in south africa.

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56410002

i unironically don't get what the market wants
everything stopped making sense exactly 2 weeks ago
all the year up to that point i get it, muh AI muh nvidia muh excess liquidity we pump, then comes august and people start sobering up
in the midst of that we start a massive retardpump rally where suddenly and out of nowhere people think everything will be a-ok because non-farm payrolls came high as shit but they're actually part-time so it's ok (lol?)
we proceed to retardpump the hell up, disregarding all the data, fed hike? who gives a shit, bad macro? who gives a shit, DXY and yields reaching decade highs? fuck it

Now, today, fedman actually says POSITIVE things among all his ambiguous bullshit. Like yeah we may hike we may not, depends on data, muh higher for longer etc, but between the lines he implies that they actually won't hike in november.
Suddenly EVERYONE LOSES THEIR SHIT AND HITS THE SELL BUTTON. We spent 2 weeks pumping on horrid economic news, yet the moment we got something actually positive they dump it to oblivion.
I just don't get it anymore man.

>> No.56410008

>>56409974
I'm white. The sun would be horrible.

>> No.56410018

>>56410002
I ignore the fed speakers and base my investing decisions on gut instinct and general macro. Jpow is always optimistic, do recall his "inflation is transitory" nonsense. I just ignore him nowadays and eye actual inflation data.

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>futures

>> No.56410030

>>56410018
Me too. I'm running out of money to lose though.

>> No.56410033

>>56410024
lol

>> No.56410047

Every other day the market is picking a different variable to react to and usually in the opposite direction of logic.

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>>56410018
>actual inflation data
what is actual inflation data telling you?

>> No.56410062

Tomorrow is going to be a fucking bloodbath.

>> No.56410065

Tesla is the perfect example. It was shit last year. So it pumps for a year. And about the time it dumped people's reaction is to speculate on how its getting back to higher highs.

>> No.56410068
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Okay, doomers, where would you be willing to buy the S&P? 3500? 2500?

>> No.56410071

>>56410024
incel vibes, unironically

>> No.56410079

>>56410062
we will almost certainly pump tomorrow unless 4200 break and then you will be right

>> No.56410088

>>56410068
I'd rather have the dow, to be honest
But since you insist maybe $5

>> No.56410095

>>56410068
incel frog

>> No.56410096
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56410096

It's over

>> No.56410100

>>56410002
Sell the news, etc

>>56410018
Hahahahahahahaha so you look at the charts showing inflation peaking HARD and then dropping back down and the word "transitory" doesn't come to mind? Christ

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>>56410095
Excuse me?

>> No.56410104

>>56410096
Its costc-over

>> No.56410109

>Bunch of articles spammed lately about "Self Checkouts are a failed experiment"

Uh bros, is this bearish for retail in general?

>> No.56410116

>>56410109
Bearish for black people

>> No.56410117

Should you understand what the fuck you're holding, or simply buy based on charts and macro?

>> No.56410119

>>56410068
Like 500, and I'm being generous.

>> No.56410120

>>56410096
Oh shit, will this mean Costco hotdogs will be more expensive in the future?

>> No.56410123

>>56410096
FEELS BAD MAN

>> No.56410127

>>56410120
They can't. It would violate their social contract.

>> No.56410130

>>56409445
>muh 6 million
every time

>> No.56410144
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56410144

Bidenomics

>> No.56410146

>>56410127
kek

>> No.56410149

>>56410117
If you want to hold it long term expect it to eventually have a price based on how much money it makes and its past and expected growth.

If you don't then just look at Tesla. In the short run the price can be whatever people want it to be.

>> No.56410158

>>56410127
It's the soup line of the modern era.

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>>56410119
Based pre-Dot Com Bubble doomer.

>> No.56410165

>>56410068
bears never buy, that's why they never make it

>> No.56410167

>>56410002
it makes sense when you realize most people are dumb as hell

>> No.56410176

>>56410165
There's the kind that buys SPXU and then there's the kind that buys gold and emergency supplies.

>> No.56410181

I'm 50% oil and gas. I've never had my portfolio so skewed to one sector.

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>>56410068
when the sp500 dropped to 3500 in october 2022, do you know how many anons shorted the bottom?

/smg/ traffic went to a crawl for 3 months after that. every bobo got heemed because of their own fear, and the markets overwhelming pessimism

>> No.56410200

I'm hoping that I hear more mergers. I can see all the bullish news falling away around Christmas. I'm hoping for something to continue momentum into q1.

>> No.56410203

>>56408889
I got more than drunk I needed to and used every cuss word in my dictionary... I'd do it all again if I had to.
https://youtu.be/27nRqoBQLl4?si=YiGFTOgP6zRlgD3D

>> No.56410205

>>56410181
40-50% here also. Just monitor closely. What's your favorite tickers?

>> No.56410213

>>56410068
When the market is closed by a credit crisis and Powell is forced to resign before serving out his full term.

Then I'll buy the day it reopens.

>> No.56410241

>>56408993
Lol

>> No.56410245

>>56410205
Xom psx. I have a little of every one. But I've just picked up mro and some smaller ones.

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Ahh yes

>> No.56410249

>>56410213
Retarded thinking... only congress can replace him so without a speaker, have fun with the plan and watch smoke come off the top....

>> No.56410253

At some point in the past couple years I was smart and focused on oil. But I made sure to buy a lot of things that I wish I hadn't.

>> No.56410255

>>56410245
Cool. I like CVX out of the big ones but I'm mostly in PBR and EC. Cheap for what you're buying and huge dividends to send their profits directly to your bank account whether anyone drives up their price or not.

>> No.56410266

>>56410253
I bought tlt today, and I'm retarded we got a monthly triple Witcher

>> No.56410267

>>56410255
I have cvx. Been happy to see it grow. I second guessed pbr. I held it a year and sold it in December. Just because I don't know much about Brazil.

>> No.56410273

>>56410247
I hate niggers more after witnessing this. I didn't think hating niggers more was actually possible until I witnessed this image.

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>> No.56410297

>>56410255
>CVX
I don't own it, but it's the oil major I'd be most comfortable with. Its finances are conservatively managed. Berkshire owns 6.5% of it.

>> No.56410300

>>56410267
Always a good move to avoid things you don't understand. Otherwise it's just gambling.

For what it's worth I think some of the price being such a good deal is from previous political interference and corruption. Nobody's going to nationalize XOM tomorrow and you pay a little extra for that certainty.

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Bros even the AI knows what is coming

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I might get a PSL tomorrow

>> No.56410327

>>56409248
H-he's fast...

>> No.56410328

>>56410071
Clearly a fag, based fag, but still a fudgepacker

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>>56410117
You should understand anything that you buy, at least on a surface level. How can you understand macro's impact on individual businesses if you don't understand the business?

>> No.56410334

>>56410273
Kek why

>> No.56410338

>>56410317
i've never been to starbucks in my life
is it good?

>> No.56410340

Thing that keeps me up is the price manipulation we've seen. All the sanctions and spr fake war news. There's no problem for supply to meet demand. Biden said he would fill the spr at 70. Why won't he do something to make it happen? It's just like being cornered in anything else.

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>> No.56410359

>>56410338
No, but I have gift cards and I might as well spend them

>> No.56410360

>>56410338
The coffee is good. The prices are crushing. The yuppies are aggravating.

>> No.56410362

>>56410338
try the white macadamian nut cream cold brew

>> No.56410366

>>56410348
>>56410313
Made with bing?
Crazy what they are capable off desu

>> No.56410372

>>56410366
Yeah. They censored it pretty hard but its still useable.

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Last one for the night.

>> No.56410386

>>56410372
Yeah tried it first time last week and you cant even create "catastrophes"

>> No.56410392

>>56410386
Apparently there were so many Indian memes being made that Microsoft got offended and censored it.
They censored it so hard that it was unusable. Then because of public outrage they've loosened up a bit.
4chan strikes again.

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>>56410362
i don't know what any of that mumbo jumbo means but if my shorts make me money tomorrow i may go and get one to celebrate

>> No.56410403

Why is VET doing so shit with such a good p/e?

>> No.56410404
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56410404

Short NVDA.

>> No.56410413

>>56410392
>Microsoft got offended

*Indians at Microsoft got offended

>> No.56410414

I thought with all the no drilling allowed shit offshore was the big money. I hold bp and shell but they have been slow and don't seem to be affected if there's good news. Only want to drop when there's no pump.

>> No.56410415

Buy and long NVDA

>> No.56410422

>>56410404
>NVDA bear posts AI image created with technology made by NVDA

>> No.56410423
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>>56410399
its coffee made with cold water instead of hot water. and they put a cream made from macadamia nuts on top. i never drank starbucks and then tried that one and i now im an addict

>> No.56410424

>>56410415
I might wait until the P/E ratio falls to two digits.

>> No.56410432

>>56410403
No idea

>> No.56410439

>>56410422
It's not about the technology. I will long NVDA afterwards. Market hasn't figured out the AI chip halt to China yet, including the new closing of various loopholes they were using.

>> No.56410444

>>56410439
I could never short something that I want to go long on afterwards. It would so much fuck with my head.

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What in the god damn

>> No.56410448

>>56410334
This is the xenith of ignorance embodies not only ignorance but graceful ignorance that only niggers can find appreciation of.

>> No.56410456

>>56410439
oh and btw. the way chink stocks are behaving right this moment I guess the AI chip halt to china is all priced in now hahaha

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>>56410338
if you like a lot of sugar goo in your coffee then yes. If you like a plain americano, no. If you like espresso, double no. It's adequate but I expect better than adequate at the prices they charge.

>> No.56410462

>>56410445
You know America has its greatest treasure ready to go. We have seen this beforem

>> No.56410466

>>56410249
Oh he'll get replaced when the new congress gets sworn in in 2025. What do you think they're gonna campaign on? Hello.

>> No.56410470

>>56410444
That’s why you sell cash secured puts until you get assigned. Or are you poor?

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>>56410445
How does losing money when you can print it matter at all? Who proftis?

>> No.56410476

>>56410445
It's just more money printing, their losses only means higher latent inflation.

>> No.56410477

>>56410470
I'm just not good at being a bear and a mumu at the same time tranny

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>>56410403
It's looking good according to their website. I don't agree with their 2024 forecast, but I don't know shit.

>> No.56410481

>>56410461
Look to the Swiss... I speak French German and English with a splash of Italian for what? To let Spanish be a second language in my country

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>10-year US Treasury yield hits 5% for first time since July 20, 2007

Bros we aren't gonna make it are we?

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>>56410340
>Biden said he would fill the spr at 70. Why won't he do something to make it happen? It's just like being cornered in anything else.
Biden is an overwhelmed, senile man down to his last few neurons. His energy secretary is a Berkeleyite lawyer who, at a press conference months into her job, didn't know how many barrels of oil we consume in a day.

Get the picture?

>> No.56410493

>>56410466
Yeah and how does the congress lift the debt ceiling... we have put a single cut in place since Nancy gave up the gavel... we are running at the same level with 0 cuts.

>> No.56410495

>>56410472
>>56410476
Means they don't remit money to the treasury when interest payments come in on the QE bonds. Just worsens the deficit.

>> No.56410497

>>56410492
200$ oil wouldn't surprise me. But neither would 50$.

>> No.56410506

>>56410491
Depends. What are your top 5 positions and the % allocated to each?

>> No.56410509

Prompt:
>There is a pepe, a bull, a bear, and a crab. These represent the stock market. Make an image showing them all fighting based on what you think the market will be tomorrow.

What do you guys think it means?

>> No.56410513

>>56410497
$50 would have Jews dancing in the streets. Ask yourself how OPEC would respond to that.

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>>56410509
Image didn't go through

>> No.56410518

I bought tlt, I bought the exact bottom with confidence

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56410520

Give it to me homosexual. We are pumping Monday?

>> No.56410524

>>56410513
$50 is a bad bill, nobody likes 50s

>> No.56410525

>>56410495
Yep, inflation again. Though $110B hardly even registers anymore with how big the deficits are getting. It's mostly just a political egg on face moment.

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>>56410518
Me too!

>> No.56410537

>>56410530
You're not on the same team, You're actually just retarded

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>>56410537
We shall see mi amore.

>> No.56410553

There is a moment we have hit... called double money on the 20 year, lots of the selling went into treasures and actual cash on the side is long and short, but you're missing max pain.

>> No.56410556

>>56410444
Learn to trade cycles. Never get attached to a stock.

>> No.56410559

>>56410553
You forgot to switch usernames

>> No.56410566

>>56410551
Your expiration is literally whatever... I don't even know how to read what you expect for a return.... it's finite, but I will leave and fucking shoot in the sand box.

>> No.56410567

50$ is OPEC strangling any competition. We already seen it. And the fact that nobody expected it is exactly my point.

>> No.56410570

>>56410566
I expect the number to go higher. I, not looking for multi baggers. A simple 25% is enough for me.

>> No.56410571

>>56410516
I am very curious how the ai came to the conclusion that one of the pepe's ought be fused with some kind of bucket on a stick.

>> No.56410574

How do you think OPEC will react to Israel getting rich exporting oil?

>> No.56410577

>>56410574
They already reacted. What you think hamas attack was for?

>> No.56410592

>>56410570
You are not looking for multi bagger and your 25 percent will be enough for a fucking cheeseburger that's it. Stay poor and just starve.

>> No.56410593

>>56410577
Will it is probably easier to attack them economically.

>> No.56410603

>>56410574
>Israel getting rich exporting Oil
There is a bit of oil off the coast of Gaza but not enough to have any noticeable supply effect on the global markets. At most it will get a few Jews to billionaire status.

>> No.56410620

Yeah I get it this is a great quarter for profit and high production. But it's not going to last long and the growth is limited. So when this crests nobody will want oil.

>> No.56410626

>>56410603
Been reading up on it. They're ramping up.

>> No.56410632

I'm wrong, everyone else was actually sane. I am willing to redefine terms of wins and losses

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>>56410626
The last thing we need is Jews in charge of oil. Fuck. Can you imagine how much more of a nightmare world it would be with them constantly screwing over the world?
Jews are such slimy fucks man.

>> No.56410642

>>56410634
>implying jews aren't responsible for withholding American production.

You're a fucking disgrace and deserve to die alone

>> No.56410643

>>56410642
Hey tripfag, I'm talking about global supply.
TAKE
YOUR
MEDS

>> No.56410651

Cool. If the economy is shit the price of nothing will matter. It's already hard enough to buy a meal.

>> No.56410653

>>56410643
Why burn oil to move oil, use it where it is, be rational and not wasteful instead of disgraceful. No meds required

>> No.56410656

Clickety. Clack. Iran.

>> No.56410669

Guess how many stocks will be absolutely bankrupt and gone at 50$ oil.

>> No.56410674

>>56410669
Bout tree fiddy

>> No.56410675

>>56410002
2 weeks is a preposterously short amount of time to complain about the market not making sense. valuations haven't made sense since like 2016 thats why bears are constantly getting heemed.

it bounced off resistance on most of the indices, what more do you need? VIX is has been a little bit elevated so its gonna fucking wiggle around a few percent.

a downtrend still makes sense right now, yield curve is uninverting FAST, and exactly like you said Jerome is just threatening a hike and probably won't do it--implying implying he's waiting for data to lower rates. That + uninversion and attractiveness of 5.5% yields are going to pull capital out of every other insanely overvalued asset class.

>> No.56410684

>>56410669
50 dollar oil won't happen. Look at Canadian oil sands look at the pressure to stop usa harvest..... you'll see 70 dollars with inflation like 81 dollar new floor.

>> No.56410685

>>56410448
Had a good laugh, thanks

>> No.56410693

>>56410684
Don't take my words, look at that cunt from Michigan who's energy secretary responsible for refilling the fucking strain reverse words.>>56410684
>>56410684

>> No.56410725

I like oil I've worked for oil companies. I've watched a lot of guys lose their job and companies turn into abandoned buildings. It has almost become a cycle. I've never expected it to happen before. No one sees it coming.

>> No.56410741

Israel deserves a 3rd temple. My government should have 24 7 open recruiting lines since shits closed, but I doubt they will take me. They want more longevity of a career so maybe I'm too old, but I will at least try. I wanna bomb the fuck out of sand niggers and keep jews safe.

>> No.56410747

I want /biz/ to be a stock market board, not crypto board.
I want actual discussion about companies, fundamental, indices, foreign stocks, trading strategy etc

>> No.56410750

Hey Mr or Mrs the Quasar. Why do you wanna be in the Air force?
>sir/ma'am once I'm up there I wanna kill sand niggers and save jews sir/miss/xir
Oh you used the n-word, your no longer allowed into our program.
>do I still have to pay taxes?
Of course, lol
>fucking kikes!!!!!! How do I write arabic

>> No.56410762

>>56410747
Lol you have to bribe a labor union or something to get enough separate threads.

>> No.56410767

baking

>> No.56410771

test

>> No.56410789
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>>56410767
I'm a zionist.

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>>56410789
ok

>> No.56410808

>>56410767
hurry the fuck up nigger

>> No.56410809

>>56410789
If you look at a quasar it's expelling matter.. it is literally not even theoretical at this point it is natural laws of physics at work, some matter gets in the whole and some is expelled. I feel better knowing j can appreciate the simplicity in everything

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>>56410808
u have to post once more time

>> No.56410820

>>56410802
You're the same loaer. Big5guy, I have no evidence required. Pick this fight, you'll lose like those a ho attack israel.

>> No.56410835

>>56410817
Hurry the fuck up and stop trying to hide, everyone knows who you are so just become op and let us bitch already.

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>>56410760
>>56410760
>>56410760
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>> No.56411890

>>56409965
what species are niggers?