/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56399231
Network tech where you just sit around all day and only do something if the network goes down

DJ stakeboarder

You guys are gonna laugh but I'd love to own a coffee shop and be a barista once a week. Seems very comfy make drinks while it's raining outside and jazz music is playing

>>56399271
I've always fantasized about doing this. How'd you pull it off if you don't mind me asking, always wanted to see if I could start something like this down the line.

Accounting

Amateur porn creator. I know a guy who records amateur porn with third-world sluts in latin america and asia. He never wears a condom and blows his load directly into their pussies. He told me he's not rich, but makes enough to continue doing this indefinitely.

>>56399231
Carpentry as a side hustle is amazing, if Jesus is alive today he would go all in and jew out in this profession than be a messiah

>>56399519
tell me more. I've been thinking about doing this. what're the start up costs? how long does it take to get good enough to make someone trust someone would actually buy? how do you sell etc

>>56399231
I'd say babysitting fucking pandas, mostly because the little shits are funny
but I guess after 2 hours it must be the most stressful thing in the world to be taking care of autistic bears that look like they want to kill themselves every time they see a tree over 1 meter tall
I guess the most enjoyable job will always be looking after your own bags, I'm happy watching my duck race stuff grow

Sell kettle corn

What about working 3 or 4 days at a hospital with long shifts? I'm tired of spending 8 hours every day at a place and not having energy to do anything with the rest of my time afterwards. On my days off I get so much done in comparison

>>56399500
kek

>involves being /out/ or driving around to different places
>away from big cities
>minimal human interaction
>earns enough to let me live comfortably and support my parents
what's the job for me, /biz/?

>>56400528
maybe something like wind turbine tech?
would be way the fuck out in the countryside most of the time + pays well
https://money.usnews.com/careers/best-jobs/wind-turbine-technician/salary
I suppose it doesn't pay crazy good ($56k avg) but checks off a lot of other boxes.

>>56399231
As long as I have to spend 8 hours a day 5 days a week doing it, any job will depress me

>>56399746

>>56399396
Nah, FP&A

>>56400528
Truck driver

>>56399231
There's none, faggot, embrace your shitty job and cope, we all have been doing it, some of us cope by getting into stuff like KAVA, others gamble, others drink, find your coping mechanism

I fell for the do what you love meme and became a graphic designer. Now I’m angry every morning for not dying in my sleep. Make of that what you will.

>>56405540
Wasting money on shitty stuff isn't a coping mechanism

>>56401720
Fuckable

>>56405540
I don't know how to cope, help

>>56401693
Same. I currently cope by working two years then taking one or two years off, also go on government gibs sometimes. Longest I held out was 2 and half years at an office Stacy tier job. But the emails and excel sheets made me want to kms so I quit and went travelling

>>56405540

Pussy creampier

>>56405579
That sounds based. I hope you aren’t lying because I’d love to do something like that. I’m sick of working 5-6 days a week and only having the weekends to do anything enjoyable.

>>56405540
this but going /out/ on weekends and deluding myself into thinking I'll have a nice house in the woods one day

>>56399231
I feel like I'd always be in a good mood if I was a forest ranger in a beautiful national park
or maybe something like veterinarian

>>56405609
I'm not a liar and I'm literally in Constantinople right now and my local gf is next to me, I'll have to leave in a month tho. I don't want to go in the wagecage yet so I'm taking a plane to the south of Spain. But I haven't really worked the past almost 3 years... (thanks to Bitcoin I don't worry ). But idk man I still worry cause I'm not rich enough to retire. So I'll have to go in the cage again. And the longer I wait the less chance the next HR Stacy will give me the job. You know. The slave cage is calling

Also I have to leave my gf and it'd gonna suck. But w/e.

I wanna meditate on the beach and be with Fodtfuck em I'm not going in the wage cage yet

>>56405754
Be with God*

subsistence farmer

USPS - Mail Carrier, 1-2 hours in the office then you get to drive around all day listening to whatever podcasts or music you want. Good exercise delivering bigger packages to the door and you get every federal holiday off. Only thing is you might be working 6 days a week if your local post office is short staffed but other than that pretty good.

Bangkok dick warmer.

>>56400528
Oilwell operator. Did this during my summers when I was in uni. In a company truck, too.