/biz/ - Business & Finance

Holy shit the rugpull on bonds

Yo I just went to take a long shit what happenend?

It's times like these i am absolutely peak comfy in playing the very calm and measured Natural Gas market. You couldn't get more peak relaxed swing BOIL and KOLD

Most liquid asset on the planet my ass

The turth is though, you can find academic support for everything! USE YOUR EYES AND USE RISK MANAGEMENT

>>56404318
>Holy shit the rugpull on bonds

DO NOT REDEEM

>>56404318

>me, a dividend growth investor, unphased by short term price action

I bet on a king crab victory, so it's probably going to rug or rocket.

THREADLY REMINDER BONDS ARE TRASH

>>56404328
Jerome happened

BOIL bros not like this.

remember what I told you

long oil
long gold
short QQQ
short TLT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqbIGLaZq0Y

>>56404344
how do you know how big to make the rectangle? i just draw support/resistance lines, i never understood making a box

>>56404310
>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
>SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
>SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
>SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
>SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL
>BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
>SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>>56404355
.50 by years end

>>56404318
gottem

>when she shows you her BIG RED CANDLE

>Business owners don't engage in price gouging
Imagine actually, legitimately believing this shit. Seriously unreal.

buy the fucking bonds jerome

>>56404370
wow that would be a lot of cuts

Fuck me man. This is what I get for doing 0dtes.

AZO's debt situation doesn't seem stable to me..

>>56404360
Godly portfolio right there

>>56404367
rays are good, but in general price wont consolidate to one exact price to the penny. a range of consolidation occurs.

There is a tool bar on the side you can swap the brush to a rectangle shape tool

AAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Serious question. At what point would you consider the real yield on 30Y TIPS high enough to be worth buying some?
Right now it's at 2.5%

I’m seeing f-35s scrambled over I-95. It’s finally happening

>>56404381

This might be it lads, I don't feel so good anymore. I think I won't post here for much longer

Does anyone have experiences with fat / ugly women on BMBL or MTCH apps (like Tiner, etc)

I am financially tombstoned

>You have like, some kind of plan right?
>Yeah we kind of just make something up

>>56404355
SAY THE LINE JEROME

>>56404390
>[Letter] - [Two integers], just flew over my house.

Does anyone have experiences with fat / ugly women on BMBL or MTCH apps (like Tinder, etc)

UVXY

Powell has literally said absolutely nothing worth selling like this. Bunch of fucking algorithmic jewry.

Holy shit yields.

>>56404385
how big is your warchest that you need to take out a field of stops?

>>56404397
You still hold soxs, right? Right?

>>56404373
Fabricated for BWC

Every bull has a plan...

>"Secular deterioration"
SPY dumps $1
Lol people have LLMs hooked up to the feed.

>I think the evidence is NOT that the policy is too tight right now
hahaha

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAH

> HiGHeR FoR LoNGEr
There are still people in this thread thinking yields will trend down

i quite like the jews

FINANCIALLY SPEAKING,WTF IS HAPPENING

>>56404407
well the economy is shit we all see it... so unless he says something amazing..... YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!

With interest rates at a high point right now, and with bonds finally being useful, people look at the measly 3-4% dividends that companies issue and wonder why even bother? Why settle for a lower return with risk than short or long-term government bonds that have no risk?

The bet is that these companies will increase their dividends. When you add the current yield to the projected growth in that yield, you get the expected long-term return of the asset class. What’s the growth in the yield of bonds? (absolute numbers, not percentages). Zero. And that’s why dividend stocks are still worth it compared to government bonds.

but what about black unemployment?!?!?!

>>56404408
>Holy shit yids

SELLLLLLLLL SELLL SELLLLLLL REDDIT SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Here it comes

Lol I can’t help myself today.

>last year you said you thought we were close to the neutral rate
>Jerome FUCKING CHUCKLES
Mumus get out now holy shit

>>56404421
>Economy is shit
No, it's really not. Jesus fucking christ bears are so desperate for something that isn't even real.

What are these moves lmao

Send help

CHECK OUT 30 YEAR COMPUTER
CAPTCHA: OVRPWR

>>56404357
What do you mean, this is perfect. A money printing machine can't work if it doesn't dip and rip with reasonable reliability. This is a blessed day.

Bobros, we're about to hit 5%, pull up TNX and get ready to celebrate

>>56403865
I TOLD YOU SO
TOLD YOU SO
TOLD YOU SO

he just dropped the 'some argue' kek

THE FUTURE IS UNKNOWN OKAY?!

>>56404417
Kek BAAAAAAGIIIIIIIEEEES

I think I hear death grips...

It's fucking over

>HIGHER
>FOR
>LONGER

WHEN WILL YOU LEARN MUMU?

I am now fading UVXY. This is financial advice

>ES00 is at 434
LMAO

Apologize

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

OUR ECONO Y IS STRONGEST AND BACK TO PRE PANDEMIC GROWTH TREND

>>56404435
https://www.usdebtclock.org/

>>56404407
He didn't raise the heckin interest rates lmao

What is the worst experience you've had on MTCH or BMBL dating apps.

>>56404410
I trade 5 tickers. less is more

Russell is teetering on the precipice. Brace yourselves.

>nobody buying bonds
>nobody buying stocks
>inflation is high, nobody wants cash
lol. where is the money going.

>>56404465
>oh no look at the debt
Literal nothingburger if you can print the world reserve currency.

>>56404471
Trannies and actual retards.

>>56404459
I partly disagree, but i find the YesDivy vs Fuck Divies war in /smg/ very entertaining

>>56404459
Sorry the masses have been educated. You’ve lost

>Wow! He didn't long oil & gold like i've been screaming for months!

>>56404479
gold and oil

bullish

It's actually kind of sad that smg is so full of retarded permadoomer bears. I know there are still bullish people out there but you can't even have a decent conversation about it anymore. So much bearish speculation, people desperately slobbering over the concept of their own economy collapsing. In like 5 years when none of this pandemic-era market shit matters anymore, what are they going to say?? I'm sure they'll just be dickriding whatever flavor-of-the-month spooky headlines are coming out then

>>56404480
>print
You have no fucking idea how that works, shut up.

>>56404459
Dividends are relevant to my bank account. Sorry you missed the boat on PBR.

It's over

>>56404481
>actual retards.
elaborate. You have met up with an actual Down's Syndrome woman off a dating app?

>>56404489
you sound upset about organic price discovery

>>56404481
tards deserve love too

>>56404479
>he still believes money is real
lmao

>>56404473
Russell has the worst exposure to policy tightening, I would expect some downturn given not raising interest rates because this market makes zero sense and trusts bureaucracy

>>56404488
Told you

WE TOLD YOU
WE TOLD YOU
THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A CAPITULATION
THATS A BIG SHAKEOUT
WE CAN'T STOP THE SELLING
NOT EVEN ((((KRAMER))) KNOWS WHAT TO DO
WE TOLD YOU PEOPLE NOT TO GET
INVOLVED IN THAT
THATS WHAT HAPPENS TO BULLS WHO GOT THAT EXHUBERANCE
WE TOLD YOU NOT TO GET HOOKED
WE DIDN'T WANT YOU TO GET HOOKED

>>56404489
>Line will be up again in 5 years bro
Kek the cope

Wtf I leave to go scramble some eggs and come back and Jerome has crashed everything?!

>>56404479
It's being destroyed. The bank deposits are down mainly because people have less money in the bank.

>>56404494
Yeah its digital ink on your screen.
Now shut up and buy my gold bags, faggot.

>>56404450
So many poos.

>>56404503
Houses are real. How come no one is buying houses any more?

>>56404489
I only want it to go up so that I can short it back down, thank you.

>>56404489
Delusional

>>56404459
There’s a certain religious fervor amongst those who are vehemently against dividends. You can see it in the way they crusade against dividend investing, entirely out of proportion to the perceived harm. Even going by their logic, the worst thing you can say about dividend investing is that it’s slightly suboptimal. You’re not throwing your money away on penny stocks, gambling, or betting it all on crypto. You’re not leveraging yourself to buy stocks on margin, or betting it all on high-growth tech companies.

Geeking out over the most optimized portfolio for total returns is fun. But the stark truth is that failure or success in investing is more about behavior and less about who has the best portfolio. A suboptimal portfolio that you can stick to in times of panic will always beat out an “optimal” portfolio in the long term. Most negative outcomes in retail investing are due to a handful of behavioral mistakes that can often wipe out decades of good behavior.

There’s a stark difference in the mindset of dividend investors vs most people who invest in the stock market. Namely that the former is focused on long-term goals. Dividend investors like the feeling of watching their income slowly grow. Several of them have intermediate goals like having their dividends purchase a discrete, additional share each time.

The “Irrelevance of Dividends” crowd holds a very idealistic view of the world where we’re all rational beings, and where we’re just supposed to ignore the emotional parts of investing, treating them as inconveniences, and having blind faith in our ability to shut them out. The truth is that when shit hits the fan, these self-professed rational people will panic like everyone else.

>>56404489
In 5 years you'll wish you started laddering CDs and treasuries now

>>56404498
Yes.
>>56404501
No tards, no bpd, no schizos. I've dealt with all of them and gave them way more of an opportunity than they deserved.

RUN IT BACK TURBO

>>56404379
Deep ones

>>56404439

I know lol. Every time BOIL goes up KOLD goes down and every time KOLD goes up, BOIL goes down.
Easy money

>>56404489
copypasta worthy

>>56404511
No QT no short term gain. Gotta stretch this "bull run" for the politically opportune moment. Watch the new paradigm with Bloomberg and CIA asset.

>>56404505
its just a reversal it isn't the event yet... we have to finish the dead cat bounce. Buydenomics is going to try one more big try.

>>56404450
looks like he smells something displeasing

>>56404489
mhm
how many defaults are we getting boys?

>>56404528
Anon, please tell /smg/ about the time you went on a date with a retarded girl (literally has Down's Syndrome)

>>56404482
The dividend meme is strong among retail investors, it's true. But dividends are priced in. The details that matter are things like trading costs and tax treatment.

>>56404500
>Organic
Yeah right lmao. Organic put selling to retail speculators, sure.

>>56404508
???? When the fuck did long-term investing become something popular to deride? It's one of the only proven investment strategies and it's not even hard

>>56404535
Yeah please save it, then you'll never actually post it once the markets go back up and you'll have it as a lil reminder in your 4chan folder that you were a faggot bear

>>56404543
It was just a coffee date, I ghosted her afterward, the end.

>>56404489
Because the financial system is used to enslave me.
I simply want to break free from my chains.

What effect does the complete collapse in bonds have on the 60/40 portfolio most retiring boomers have? Will they be forced back into the labor market? Is grandpa gonna be flipping burgers until death?

>>56404541
Seasoning?

I was promised a rug pull...

>>56404554
Use the real one

>>56404548
>overvalued things becoming less overvalued = "speculators"
keep coping permamumu. QQQ coming down as I told you.

>>56404553
Did you know the girl you were going on a date with was retarded (Had down's syndrome) before you went on the date? Couldn't you tell from her Downsy look?

>>56404541
2 things.

I’m warning you bobo. Cash out now!

>>56404554
>>56404564
wrong, we're at first selloff

PATH IS UNSUSTAINABLE
>MUST GET OFF PATH
PATH IS UNSUSTAINABLE
>MUST GET OFF PATH
PATH IS UNSUSTAINABLE
>MUST GET OFF PATH
PATH IS UNSUSTAINABLE
>MUST GET OFF PATH
PATH IS UNSUSTAINABLE
>MUST GET OFF PATH
PATH IS UNSUSTAINABLE
>MUST GET OFF PATH

>>56404495
Você sabe que pode vender suas ações da PBR?

UVXY getting rejected off 18, just filled the gap to the penny. This is financial advice.

>>56404566
No I didn't know until we met up.
Maybe I could have seen it coming but she came after a string of Asian girls which I think kind of blinded me to it.

>>56404489
> t. never lived though the dot.com bust

>>56404578
BR HUE HUE HUE, GIBE MONE PLS

>>56404564
>>56404554
So you guys are just going to ignore how 2020-2022 looks like the big runup and dump in that chart, huh? Is that because the only other logical conclusion would be that we're actually in "bear trap"?

>>56404482
>>56404549
>>56404495
>>56404524
The anon who said dividends don't get taxed if it is less than 80k is either retarded or lying. You get taxed based off your taxable income. So if you make more than $80k married from your job you pay 15% on your dividends.

Tomorrow will be green. BULLFLAG DAILY SPX

>>56404582
So you could tell when you met up with her in real life that she had all fucked up facial features like a Downs Syndrome individual?

WE WILL CLOSE GREEN LMAO.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CRABBBBBBBBB

>Consumer is strong
These people are delusional and so disconnected from the average man it’s unreal

>>56404594
anon the goal is not to work

>>56404548
>Long term investing means ignoring whats going to jhappen in the next 5 years
Nigger if you are investing that long term than set up auto buying in your accounts, max out your 401k and never come to this thread. What are you doing here?

>>56404597
Look it's easier to see these sorts of things in IRL, especially once they start talking. Most women are really fucking bad at texting.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>56404524
>Dividend investors like the feeling of watching their income slowly grow.
Wrong. I'll take my cash paid out in 2 years, max. You boomers can stick to your slow growing sugar water.

>>56404605
what he means is that the drunken sailors keep spending all the way down. Consumer spending keeps going up despite record low savings. This is wonderfully bearish.

[Mr. Snibs has entered the chat]

why is it so degenerate volatile today? idk what to do

>>56404616
SEXOO

>>56404605
Just buy a new electric car, chud, think of the environment and trans kids.

NO MORE RATE HIKES

we going to pump

>>56404625
Aint named Cockburn for nothin.

>bonds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgsGEWi9JUk

>>56404594
How do divies get taxed if you don't work? Are they the neet cheat code?

Okay so the guy who accidentally met up with a Down's Syndrome girl probably has the most interesting BMBL / MTCH dating story.

Anyone in here can beat that? I've been on BMBL/MTCH dates with a bunch of fat women but the worst one I've had was with a pretty cute slim woman who basically talked for 3 hours without asking me a single thing about myself

Reminder that liquidity crisis is defined by people saving too much money and not spending every cent they earn for "maximum economic growth".

>>56404608
Then why not put it all in growth until you have enough to retire so you are not paying unnecessary taxes while you are still working?

Nasdaq next stop 13k.
Russell at key support, if it breaks load up on puts.

how do you get your wife to lose some weight without starting fucking WW3

>>56404631
It’s income you dolt.

>>56404578
Algum BR?
Honestly I have no idea what you're saying.

>>56404559
Mine killed himself a couple of months ago.

>REVENGE TRAVEL
>REVENGE EVERYTHING
>REVENGE PORN

>>56404616
I watched the House just because of this girl, turned out to be a solid show. Long big pharma

Hold the fuck on am I really posting with tardfuckers?

>>56404594
No shit. Did anyone think that was I top of other earned income. When the time is right to stop working a couple can take in nearly $90,000 in qualified divvies without being taxed.

>>56404639
Cheat on her

>>56404524
This is fair. The economic theory of dividend irrelevance doesn't consider all the details of your real-world situation, like tax law, trading costs, and human emotions.

>>56404629

>>56404650
We never had sex, I stopped talking to as soon as I realized she was retarded.

>>56404627
Wasnt this already priced in?

>>56404639
Perhaps rationing in WWIII will be a compulsory diet?

Anyone else having issues with TDA showing options prices? Mine have been stuck the last hour

WHY IS IS SO VIOLENT TO DAY?

>>56404650
Yes. I honestly couldn't believe it myself but there are people on /smg/ who unironically go on dates with retards (women who actually have Down's Syndrome)

2%

>>56404631
They would be untaxed up to the limits on the screencap

>FEMALE LABOR PARTICIPATION RATE

>>56404629
>>56404655
post her now

The economy is a manifestation of will. If we expect it it will happen

are we green yet?
had some buy orders for UPRO trigger yesterday
exciting times

>>56404664
one more rate hike this year was priced in, he said bonds are doing the work so no more hikes

I just went to the cinema to watch "Dumb Money" (by myself, naturally) and it's I think the worst movie I've ever seen. I wanted to walk out in the first ten minutes and probably should have. I feel scammed. This movie made me physically and involuntarily cringe an unbelievable amount during the viewing.

I was expecting it to be bad but holy shit. The only good part of the movie was part of a brief montage showing the GME price doubling in a day, which kind of reminded me of that week when I barely slept or ate and just watched the chart all day long, but otherwise it's dumb and wrong on almost all levels. Barely anyone gave a fuck about "roaring kitty", they were buying because shit was going up. When all these people came along talking about "the movement" and "fuck wall street" and "I don't care about the money" that was the time to sell. People started caring so much about "roaring kitty" because he became a holy prophet for bagholders after the fact.

Anyway, don't recommend

>>56404675
>We're not going into a secular decline though.
>*waves hands*

Bro just believe inflation is going down

>>56404635
Sure that’s an option. The other reason is because the longer you hold a dividend growth company the better the yield on cost. I don’t know a single dividend growth investor who doesn’t also have a taxable account that’s entirely VOO VTI or a comparable index fund. Being a dividend investor doesn’t mean you can’t also invest in growth

>>56404639
Give her tape worms, unironically. Also get her addicted to nicotine, crubs appetite.

unironically closing green. holy KEK

>>56404689
just like close your eyes hahah

Damn everyone is getting raped.

>>56404455
>>56404580
we go ATH from here btw

>>56404646
lol

Banks are fine! Things are settled down!

>>56404689
Its all made up; if you meme it, it will happen

>used 2017 car
>16,500 dollars
>used 2022 car same model
>19,400 dollars
???? What the fuck is this shit. Why are used cars so retarded nowdays.

last nite i had my weekly video chat with my mum and i put a pumpkin in my chair so when she picked up the call that's what she saw. i'm a bit of a wacky guy like that

>>56404694
we will be dark green, he literally said the bonds were doing the work and no more hikes are likely

>>56404708
Powell just explained it. Semiconductor shortage caused manufacturing to go down which caused prices to go up to clear the market.

>>56404711
How many ruples is your salary worth?

>>56404608
How are you gonna retire on 40k income?
You do realize the 80k number is for a married couple, right?

>Basel III namedropped
GOLD UP

>>56404715
>he literally said the bonds were doing the work and no more hikes are likely
NO he did not... the guy asking the question said that. J POW reminded him that more hikes are in the future.
What do you gain by lying here?

>>56404732
lmao i heard him say it, its all over the headlines too

>>56404732
The guy asked if bonds were doing the work, papa powell said yes. Why are you lying?

>>56404687
Did they show any of the coomer cat memes?

>>56404711
>i put a pumpkin in my chair
where did you get the pumpkin?

>>56404727
I shilled you Kinross and what did you call me?
Bad frog bad.

>THERE WILL BE LOSSES FOR SURE

>>56404724
my home currency is not rupees but AUD
>>56404726
im married and if we had $80k in divvies coming in i'd quit so fucking fast

>>56404744
>>56404743
He said nothing about hikes not happening anymore because of bonds.

>>56404524
It can be a bit worse than just slightly suboptimal. People who chase 10%+ dividend yields often end up eroding their account.

But honestly for most companies if they pay a reasonable and slowly growing dividend that's a slightly positive indicator for future valuation and that's about it.

>>56404631
If they're qualified you get the same tax advantage as long term capital gains (0% up to total income = 44k, 15% after that unless you're a rich fuck then up to 20%). If not then they're short term capital gains which is taxed as regular income.

>>56404726
>How are you gonna retire on 40k income?
Don't live in the big city and don't buy a fancy car.

>netflix and tesla trading like shitcoins

>penalty free 5k withdrawal for child birth
See you later virgins

Last question? You having a good time?
>ITS AN HONOR

well
I bought the top of UVXY

>americlaps

DOVISH BULLISH

>>56404746
it was a kabocha purchased from my local Asian grocer

BLESSED AND HONORED

>are you having a good time?

>>56404660
>>56404660
>>56404660

Time for Bloomberg business flash!

WTHWT?!

Bros.

we pumpin again

>>56404760
>Don't live in the big city and don't buy a fancy car.
So, live in poverty in the wilderness and you can be tax free.. Might as well just fly off to thailand at that point.

>>56404786
see >>56404772

I like how violently the market changes everytime I come back from the bathroom

i don't get why bears are celebrating? I thought we were crashing? 2 more weeks?

>>56404793
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sf5_EONESIM

>>56404796
welcome to the greatest deadcat we will see in our lives.

SVIX bros they hate us cuz they anus

>>56404745
No, they showed lots of extremely cringe reddit ones with a gay rap soundtrack. 4chan is not mentioned.

The moral of the movie was that you should always listen to random stock pumpers on the internet and selling is bad. Also shorts are the great satan.

>>56404726
I've never made more than 40k in my life, I think I would be just fine.

>>56404726
Own your home and live in a comfortable country setting where everything is so cheap because there are no jobs.

why did it pump again ffs
i refuse to take profit at the price below 20 on sqqq

>>56404802
>i don't get why bears are celebrating? I thought we were crashing? 2 more weeks?
Crash was already priced in yesterday. It's only up from here cowboy.

why are americlaps so obsessed with fed bread and circus? they have nowhere near the impact you think they do on the market

>yields

>>56404639
get caught jerking to pictures of her when she was thin is the meme answer
get into shape yourself worked for me
one or preferably both of those will send her woman brain into panic mode about herself and the possibility of you leaving without any discussion which would inevitably turn into a her being the hurt victim and you a dirty misogynist shitfest
t. fat wife dieting and talking about bariatric surgery after i dropped 30 lbs while lifting and running 6 days a week

>>56404760
Nothing worse than yield chasing. Small yields with a low payout ration and high dividend growth + time is the optimal way to invest in divvys

>>56404806
lmao. I'm a master of capital. I retired from the cage years ago to trade full time.
Still a slave to the US global taxation cartel, although I have been considering alternative citizenship arrangements for the future.

Vol is about to CRUSHED lmao. UVXY can't hold 17

>Margin trading NVDA today
>Sell order I put in before leaving to grab a sandwich was barely over the peak
>Missed out on a few hundred bucks I'd get rebuying after the last drop

Lame

>>56404802
The bear is a hunter. The bear awaits for the prey and strikes decisively. The bear who chases the prey and wears itself out like a retard ain't no real bear.
I get in, I make money, I see RSI getting too oversold, I get out before mumu retardpumps it, let mumu have his lil' party, then I short his ass again.

>>56404827

We always have these retard pumps the day of the speech then we crash the next day.

>>56404862
this time is different

>>56404830
Fed is the only impact unironically not the bread and circus way
more of a you only fight wars or care about nonsensical social issues because they will it way

>>56404862
I know the second I sell my put hedges we are going to dump

>>56404862
I sold my calls for a healthy 50% profit again. I made 400 bucks today from the speech with another 6 options riding it out. I love the days Jerome talks. It is easy money. You can legit play both sides

FYPN

efficient market you got there Anon.

>>56404830
the Fed absolutely has an impact on the market. Muhammad

>JUST FUCKING DUMP ALREADY!

>>56404906
why would it dump? j pow was dovish af and said no more hikes hahaha

bought some more QQQ puts.

FUCK

>>56404886
P-priced in!

>>56404830
you are making me suspicious

>>56404906
lol

dumps come after hikes end

I’m getting the hang of this options thing.

What a beautiful day

CAN TD AMERITRADE GET THEIR SHIT TOGETHER

PERFECT CRAB
BALANCE IN ALL THINGS

you know when you zoom out to 6 months we have been making lower highs and lower lows. like a perfect stair step down

>>56404934
What's going on? I'm in thinkorswim and everything looks fine to me.

>>56404938
Yes but eventually soon it will find a bottom

>>56404926

Uhm bros. How’d they draft a piece 12 hours in advance?

>>56404926
This anon will be a dividend growth investor within 2 years. It’s a shame you’ll have to lose everything so you might as well take those gains and start planting the seeds

what the fuck, tsla?

>Fidelity is paying 4.5% to just hold your money in a money market cash account
SIRS

I guess its better then losing stock money AND getting eaten by inflation massively. Instead you only lose to inflation a little bit!

>>56404961
the fed doesn't want surprises. all the journos had drafts of the speech beforehand with gag order promises

I got 1000 euro, which shitcoin do I buy? No shipping companies please.

>>56404975
QQQ puts

>>56404926
Your investing career is over unless you stop degenerate options trading today.

>>56404975
In-N-Out burger

>>56404912
>A strong economy may require further rate hikes
Bulls: THIS IS THE PAUSE

>>56404961
Also you can write multiple articles for how you think something will go and then make small updates to one and publish it.

>>56404951
In the app or browser the options prices are not updating

>>56404975
RTX if you aren't a pussy.

>>56404966
It was mostly all in AH and premarket, their earnings sucked

>god another random call from an Army recruiter today
>offering ((((up to $10,000))) for sign on bonus!!!
Told him to go fuck himself.
I get these calls once a month now.

Long LMT?

are you ready for your next daily heeming session, tech-sissies?

don't mind me, i'm just here to spam picrel

>>56404998
Damn I wish the army would call me but I'm too old now

>>56404685
he said THAT????

such deep flatness

>>56404926
I dare you to never stop being a degenerate

>>56404998
I think you best move, financially speaking, may be to read them picrel next time.

>>56405004
I'm fucking 30 anon and I have a degree.
I looked into them 8 years ago when I was broke and blue-pilled.

Now I have no desire to get my face blown off for Israel. I don't know why they're still calling me.

>>56404685
>so no more hikes
lies

>>56404995
sure, sounds good. I remember people shilling it in 2021 because of "space ETF" by cathie kek
Can buy 1 more shitcoin

>>56404998
>$10,000 bonus
holy shit it's not 1989 get your shit together recruiters.

>>56405022
What is his fucking problem? Fucks sake FDR was a degen cripple and still wore a suit meeting the other faggot leaders in WWII.

>>56404968
could also buy this or BIL for a little more yield

>>56404992
I did notice one hiccup but a refresh did it for me. When the bid/ask prices were frozen, clicking on either and bringing up the order book gave me the real time prices.

>>56404998
It's fucking over isn't it?

>>56405019
Dangerously based

>>56405026
Cathie is a woman and you're not supposed to listen to women. Anyway, this is to get some of them sweet warbux.

WHEN I SAY
>CRAB
YOU SAY
>MARKET

CRAB!!
>

>>56404961
It's the government. You don't think they have a time machine?

>>56404998
/k/ must be swarmed more than ever by these fuckers

Here we go again

had to take a shit, what happened here?

>>56405042
CRAB

>>56405028
Up to 10,000
Very unlikely you get the full amount and they try to Jew you out of it at the end of your contract.
If you see anything that says "up to x bonus" chances are you might see 1/10th of that number after fighting for it for 12 months in court.

>>56405010
uninversion by next week at this rate, then the real show kicks off

>>56405059

>>56405039
Well, personally I didn't. But I know some people here did.

>>56405053
YOU GET A CRAB!!
>>56405055
YOU GET A CRAB!!
>>56405059
YOU GET A CRRRRRAAAAABBBBB!!!

CRAB! CRAB! CRABUH! HUH HUH HUH!!!!

>>56405044
You can post red pills in the recruitment general thread and get threatened by the recruiters there for scaring away goys.

>>56405069
>Aquabounty
BRING BACK 2020
BRING IT BACK
BRING BACK SOLO
BRING BACK THE SPACS
BRING BACK COOMCAT
I WANT IT BACK BRING IT BACK PLEASE

>>56404998
They were offering 50 grand a few months ago, they must have met a lot of their quotas or decided drones were a better purchase.

>>56405072
/k/ has a recruitment thread?
Fucking lol.

>>56405028
Seems like enough for a dodge charger down payment?

>>56405050

BAKER?!

>>56405069
rofl right up there with garbage diesel.

>>56405084
yeah it was peak of schizoinvesting

>>56405085
They offer that kind of money as a clickbait online.
Its always "up to" and its always for sub positions to the position you are requesting.
Anon its a massive scam to bait people into contracts. Its unethical and borderline illegal and there is a reason why vets tell people not to join.
I was talked out of it by multiple vets in my neighborhood when I asked them for advice.

>>56405088
you dont actually get the bonus until the end of your contract lol

>>56405095
I'm actually guilty of losing money on that scam. But don't blame me, only the most heartless motherfuckers resisted his smile

>>56405107
We all know how good the US has been historically at honoring those.
Lol $10k for that. I guess enlistees aren't bright enough to understand the concept of a credit spread.

Bump

>>56405111
Come on Jack, the energy ROI on that process was... trash.

>>56405107
damn and in for years you will have no legs and $10k will be 3 months groceries.

new >>56405142
>>56405142
>>56405142

Someone baked (not me, I don't work for free)
>>56405143
>>56405143
>>56405143

>>56405098
Dude. I made this! This was for the SSPK SPAC. Good times.

>>56405145
>>56405148
....nice double bake

>>56405145
>>56405148

>>56405145
>>56405148
Are you quadrupleniggers serious?

>>56405150
actually it was PIPP.

>>56405145
>>56405148
Sequential digits too. Too bad no N

>>56404318
Kek. I locked myself in at the top yesterday.

>t. 5.3%, good to go for another month

>>56405165
Pine island acquisition! That’s right! SSPK was what again? Dude, I miss the SPAC revolution. That was some weird shit though.

>>56405165
I'm bagholding PSTH. Worst mistake of my life.

Maybe General ACK-man will take Israel public or something.

PIPP was a glowie scam, and never did anything:
https://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20221013005965/en/Pine-Island-Acquisition-Corp.-Announces-It-Will-Redeem-Its-Public-Shares-and-Will-Not-Consummate-an-Initial-Business-Combination

>>56405010
hot

>>56405084
Kinda funny how so many people's lives and finances improved during that sweet pandemic year.