/biz/ - Business & Finance

20y OVER 5%

>>56393565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WGPfJ2i8WU

>>56393565

JingDong brothers. This is the bottom I repeat this is the bottom! We have 20$ cash per share we are buying JD the biggest chink retailer for 6$ per share OK!? I mean how the fuck do we go lower?

threadly reminder that Islam is not compatible with the civilized world

buy ESLT

collapse is near

>>56393587
None of the desert people are.

>>56393587
yeah and islam is the only way to get rid of liberalism. Ideally atheists and muslisms would kill each others, but then there are still jews remaining

>>56393602
The fed isn't done hiking, they haven't paused and there's time between the pause and the cut. So you're way too early.

>>56393587
Neither is judaism.
As you live (presumably) in America, the ONLY thing that is compatible; is Christianity. As it is the very thing that created our western world.

>>56393555
>There's nothing special about NVDAs technology
Okay, so why aren't people copying it? Why is Nvidia the only company producing it at that level? It seems like they have some sort of exclusivity on the product, no?

>>56393620
>They haven't paused
My guy did you just wake up from a fucking coma?

>>56393602
agreed, a lot of selling showing up as wicks on the weekly. Once the volume upturns we'll get our next big dump.

>>56393554
tesla earnings predictions?

>>56393602
The best part is that most are convinced that the first rate cut will be some epic sort of rally for risk assets, but they never quite zoom this far out. Bullish eventually sure zirp is great but immediately nope big red all around.
>>56393620
Maybe but 3.5 10y was enough to beclown svb and now 10y is at 5 soooo getting less early all the time.

WHY ARE WE NOT PUMPING?

>>56393580
the chart is lookin really bad bro

>>56393631
One more hike CPI up for two months.

>>56393587
threadly reminder, jews don't believe in heaven or hell and are thus to remain terrestrial mud people.
Buy GOOG to invest in SpaceX

>>56393637
biden is talking how he loves jews

>>56393613
>but then there are still jews remaining
Powerless without their golems

>>56393637
why should we be pumping?

can't sell 4090's to china anymore :c

Just stopping by to say that being a dividend growth investor is extremely comfy. Who cares what the market does? It’s all about building income

>>56393651
just give them 100BLN already and move one

Crystal Ball called the crab today. We'll see how it turns out. Do with that info what you wish. Chop chop to the non butterfly options traders if the keys crab reigns supreme

I told you.

BUY gold
BUY oil
SELL NVDA
SELL QQQ
SELL TLT

it really is that simple. Did anybody listen to my sage advice?

>>56393661
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh don't remind them

>>56393661
Agreed. Divvies are comfy af.
That quarterly deposit is so fuckin yummy, when it hits my account.

>>56393663
>The US is crashing!
>The US can generate hundreds of billions out of thin air!
It can't be both you fucking retards

>>56393670
>BUY oil
And remember to brush your teeth

>>56393640
Well you buy when things are bad. Look into JD the valuation metrics compared to EV are just stupid at this point JD has around 20$ in cash per share and is the largest chink online retailer. Somethings going to happen soon either it goes up on earnings or someone will take it private maybe the founder. It is ridiculously cheap for a growth company.

>>56393637
They ran out of money.

If I had just kept dumping money into my boomer index fund the last couple of years instead of picking stocks I'd probably be up more than I am now.

>>56393674
I only get monthly divvies

>>56393684
turn on the printer

>>56393675
>>The US can generate hundreds of billions out of thin air!
I can do this. I can just tell someone "hey I'll buy your house for hundreds of billions of dollars, I'll pay you next year." There we go, I've just created hundreds of billions of dollars out of thin air.

>>56393637
Killing 0dte thetas and then after a side closes their position they will send it the appropriate way.

>>56393698
It broke.

>>56393587
I think Islam is opposed to the stock market because they see it as debt or gambling? Idk for sure

>>56393698
the ink comes from china and they are refusing to export it

>>56393602
its different this time

>>56393711
yeah they have their islamic finance, but on the other hand they made dubai a tax heaven where all the middle class europeans go to trade

i literally cannot wait for US bonds to become junk bonds. it would be a dream come true.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>56393703
I kind of collect 0DTE thetas, albeit in a very convoluted way

>>56393721
I'm about to buy some 6 months.

>>56393711
It interferes with their Bacha bazi sessions

>>56393725
crab dick slap

>>56393725
https://youtu.be/rdi7G1hY4-w

>he bought the NVDA "dip"

>>56393721
Spoiler alert they already are JNK is outperforming TLT.

>>56393730
You sell options on SPY?

Boy I sure am glad the adults are back in charge

You ignored my warnings. Argued with me. Laughed at me.

Who is laughing now?

Oh choppity chop chop
Choppity chop,
Choppity chop chop chop

To all those out there
That bought calls and puts,
Our portfolio's about to drop

>30yr yield above 5%
>they are not intervening
>they are letting it happen

TSLA and NVDA both breaking down. QQQ is finished.

YIELDS NIGGA
BONDS NIGGA
30 YR AUCTION WITH SOME TUMBLEWEEDS AND HALLOWEEN COBWEBS NIGGA

>BONDS BONDS BONDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A&ab_channel=TomPettyVEVO

>>56393674
>That quarterly deposit is so fuckin yummy, when it hits my account.
Hits the back of your account and slides right down. Mmm, thank you XOM baby

>>56393749
No, I said in a convoluted way. By buying butterflies I kind of collect theta but it's a debit spread so I'm not on the hook for much if it goes outside my range, as I collect more theta from the two sells then I lose from the buys

SeptemBEAR
OctoBEAR
NovemBEAR
DecemBEAR
January?

Literal fuckin meme market, constant scamwicks, it's SO STUPID AND I SAY THIS AS A BOBO

https://www.forexlive.com/news/us-10-year-yields-break-out-to-fresh-16-year-high-dollar-climbs-20231018/
>US 10-year yields break out to fresh 16-year high. Dollar climbs.
>US 10-year yields have broken the previous October high of 4.88% and are trading at 4.895%.

>>56393808
JanuaREKT

The rule of 72 is an important rule for dividend growth investors. Take 72 and divide it by the average dividend growth if a stock and that will tell you how many years it will take for the dividend yield to double. Say a company raises their dividend by about 11% annually and the yield is 2.1%.
72/11= 6.54
It will take 6 and a half years for your yield on cost to reach 4.2%.
>but why don’t you just buy a stock that already yields 4%?
Well that’s simple. A company that pays out that much up front typically doesn’t raise their dividends more than a couple % each year if they raise them at all. Let’s see how long a company who averages a 3% raise each year will take for the yield to double.
72/3=24
24 years. No thanks, I’m a dividend growth investor

>>56393810
YOU
DID
NOT
LISTEN
TO
MY
WARNINGS

>>56393648
>GOOG

>>56393808
Not agreeing with your message but it would obviously be januBEARy

You will not ruin this for me snibs.

>>56393837
I thought the rule of 72 was a Muslim jihad thing

>>56393808
>he doesn't know about the santa rally
Nothing can stop the western world's need to consoooom

>>56393808
Actually it's

SeptemCOCK
OctoCOCK
NovemCOCK
DecemCOCK
And JanuCOCK

It's going to be a BIG couple of months with lots of movement!

>>56393842
BUT I'M SHORTING; I JUST MISSED THAT MINIPUMP AND DUMP CAUSE I WAS AFK GODDAMN

>>56393837
>buy dividend stocks right before a major market downturn
>companies cut dividends to 0.01
>hold bags for eternity or commit sudoku
No thanks fag

>>56393854
72 is another one of those esoteric numbers that goes way back.

>>56393675
Yes it can idiot

>>56393850
Press K to kick the crab

I don't DRIP because I hate fractional shares.

>>56393850
Well he sure as hell is gonna try. Snibs seems to like to come out the day after a bart or reverse bart

>>56393870
Yeah fuck that. It took my days to sell my QYLD because I made the mistake of setting that up.

>>56393870
My butt drips because I ate mexican food

>>56393865
What? Why would you buy untested dividend stocks? A lot of my portfolio consists of companies that have raised dividends every year, through multiple stock market crashes and economic cycles. You speak of market downturns as a bad thing for divvy investors when it’s quite the opposite. Growth investors are completely fucked when the market drops, divvy investors just use downturns as a chance to load up on quality companies at bargain prices.

boring red day

>>56393842
What puts you holding at the moment?

>>56393670
hope no one took your long oil call at the time you posted atleast

>>56393870
I only DRIP in my Roth because I never have to look at it, and manually reinvest everything else

I really wish I could put in limit orders based on the first/second time derivative of the price instead of just the price.

>>56393881
Sounds like a skill issue.

Using Crabs as bait

Come on bobo, bring down QQQ just $3 more

STOP SELLING

los vixos pumpadera

>>56393865
Dividend aristocrats exist for a reason. No company wants to lose their normoid-friendly accreditation as One Of The Good Dividend Stocks.

This is it.

Any degenerate's puts printing, or not quite yet?

I just woke up and I'm losing money

>>56393860
Based coomer

>>56393953
I don't expect to make money in my bear account until next year.
Even today my equity heavy account is in the green while the put account is in the red.

>>56393870
>is called DRIP
>doesn't actually make you stylish
???

>>56393953
i'm up on vol inflation and a couple deltas, but the pain train hasn't arrived for my market maker yet.

>>56393790
Zoom out

>>56393976
Drip is slang for someone stupid.

t. oldfag

Phew. That was a close one. I out it on my watchlist, so we will see if I have baby bitch hands or hindsight 20/20

20 year auction today at 1:00pm
expect similar shitstorm of buyers not showing up

>banks have more than half of their market cap sitting in unrealized losses
https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/bank-americas-unrealized-losses-securities-rose-1316-bln-2023-10-17

>>56393992
Dividend
Re-Investment
Purchase

>>56393790
I hope so, I need you to make QQQ go down some more, just not too much too quickly is all, can you make that happen for me there boss?

Do something Jerome

>>56393845
she cute

>>56394014
Bro are you serious right now?

anons

>>56394028
I was close off the top of my head lol purchase != plan

>>56394026
>she
i can spot it from 1000miles

>>56394030
Well done, but remember:
If it's good enough to post, it's good enough to unload.

>>56394022
too busy fucking interns

>>56394039

>>56393995
You just bottom ticked it perfectly and dodged a bullet. I used to trade right on the line like that as well, but the gamma risk on a 0DTE is nerve wracking as fuck

fuck off scumbag bears. Green EOD

>>56394041
There are no women touching anything at Freedesktop.org except maybe that one shaman lady they made "executive director of GNOME" or whatever.

>>56394022
Man I wish women would look at me like interns look at Jerome. They are too stupid to really know anything about economics or monetary policy so they would just take my word on everything regarding it as if it were gospel while I hide the fact the global economy is hopelessly screwed and every country is stuck in debt trap spiral.

>>56394028
Go easy on the kid peter, he's lost but has the right idea.

>>56394043
I will not sell these until oct 30th

Quick reminder that dividend growth investors would have you buying KO as a "safe" investment at 30x earnings into a youth population that avoids sugary drinks, and a boomer population that is racing to get drugged up on ozempic.
Meanwhile, they would have you ignoring PBR these past few years because the yield is "too high", its "unsustainable", a "yield trap".

The best rule to successful investing is to use your brain. The quality/profitability factors may lead to some small outperformance, but on the whole dividends are irrelevant.
As a personal exercise, I highly recommend you all do the math on how long it'll take for a 3% yield growing at 5% to outperform a 20% yield today. Spoiler: It never will.

it wasnt meant to be like this!!!! we were supposed to have santa rally!!! Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!

>>56394066
the one on the left has no brain activity currently occurring due to ripping hard on a bong five minutes before the meeting, and is merely reacting to audio. The one on the right might actually be learning something.

>>56394058
Don't be hating on bobos. Often we switch back n forth between Bobo and mumu several times a day

>>56394079
She does look high as fuck. Sometimes I love how simple minded women really are.

>>56394022
>probably will never have a brown cutie look at me like this
isimplylivewiththepain.webp

>>56394057
I literally was shitting on the toilet when I sold. I still have 3 contracts of 430p 10/23

>>56394077
The soda and potato chip industry isn’t at risk LMAO

Shorting the 30 year treasury is the most patriotic thing anyone could do right now. I deserve a Presidential medal of freedom.

I forgot uncle joe was in israel and sold my UVXY too early

>>56394100
I deserve anime titties

>>56394100
Get fucked bill ackman kys

>>56394077
Zoomies aren't avoiding sugary drinks, look at Monster over the last decade, you're out of touch.

>>56394095
Looks like we've found one anon that can't use their brain. Wonder how many more are lurking this thread.

>red TSLA
doesnt look good mumus

>>56394100

>>56394058
The 10 year is going ballistic, it’s going to be kinda hard to BTFD in an attempt to counter that. You’re literally fighting foreign central banks

>>56394109
Monster is not owned by KO

>>56394109
And Starbucks
Holy fuck it's not just sugar they're putting vegetable oil in it. I think they're not even trying to make money they just want to kill their customers.

>>56394066
My friends and I always joke about Powel taking a fat line and railing Janet Yellen really hard before every press conference. Now I can't imagine him banging anyone else.

tfw no free bloomberg live stream anymore :(

>>56394118
>when your yield dropped but she still sellling

I'm not losing money.
>Verification not required.

>>56394128
They have made it clear that they don’t want a portion of their current customer base to stop reproducing. Loxist genocide doesn’t sound far fetched

>>56394128
>>56394109
zoomies are peak consumer. There brain has been rotted by lefty media and now all they know is to consoom.

>>56394130

MS

the stocks that i bought
have fallen to pennies
i'll end up dying
still working at denny's

GME bros
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>56394157
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

the demon spawn and shabbos goyim are hollowing out the USA day by day and you do nothing!!!!

gme will never be cheaper than today. screenshot this.

>>56394128
>vegetable oil
>in coffee

>>56394169
hey buddy i think you got the wrong general
the cult's two threads down

>>56394157
Poem anon, I hope your posts are just an artistic expression and not reality,

>>56394179
Mmmmm ummmmm

>>56394182
Dont forget to tip the barista
>starts at 22%

>>56394157
>denny's

>>56394182
>Onions flower.
>In bread.

I'm stacking gme and no one can stop me

>>56394186
You can look into one of my holdings: TBLT

>>56394178
I live in Canada
I am already in Hell

imagine not shorting on monday lmao ishygddt

Crab bros rise up

>>56394199
Does that trash even have gluten?

>>56394151
Where?

>>56394205
>TBLT

>>56394223
Interactive brokers.

>>56394216
I hate these mother fuckers like you wouldnt believe.

>>56394205
>>56394205
>TBLT

>>56394218
I have no idea soon there won't be any wheat in the bread.

XLBaggies, where did it go so wrong?

>>56394222
checked
>>56394234

>>56394246
I'm eating whole wheat toast right now.

>>56394251
still looks fine. <74 is shitty

>>56394255
Checked as well. Let this be a lesson to only buy stuffy giganigga companies.

>>56394255
At least it's only $1000

>>56394255
>-99.92%
Become a JingDong shareholder to recoup your loses.
>>56394258
Yeah I'm always checking the bread for onions when i buy nowadays.

nothing to do trade again. at this rate i'll never recoup my losses

>>56394328
You'll find plenty at a discount soon enough.

>>56394077
>ignoring PBR these past few
can't see the PBR ticker without remembering how bad the beer tastes.
look at that May June 2008 high on petroleo computer.

Will onion rally last? Seems like it’s headed to 9

>>56394344
Cute gecko

>>56394357
Thank you, yours too.

>>56394233
Kek, I did too, take the crabbish bear pill

>>56394328
I'm going to have to prescribe you some JingDong and Alibaba. The dosage goes up proportionally with the losses you've incurred.

still time to buy ESLT on sale

(muslims please disregard this message, you don't belong here)

>>56394350
PBR historical chart doesn't look great until you switch to total return.
That's kind of the point: Price is what you pay, value is what you get. Anyone who has done the math and purchased PBR these past few years has gotten an excellent value.

>>56394377
Why not PDD? Or BYD?

>>56394387
Your portfolio will be blessed for backing Israel and Are Troops in their time of need.

Watch Tesla and Netflix beat earnings even though there’s no earthly reason for it

Literal bullflag in the making on the daily SPX

So when is the FED gonna intervene? According to anons here, the FED is injecting massive amounts of liquidity to keep yields at bay... but that only seems to slow it down. Nobody wants those trash yields. Give me 6% at least and I might consider it

OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL
OIL OIL OIL?

OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL OIL!

>>56394440
Buddy look at TSLA.
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>56394454

>>56393896
QQQ and TLT. Also shorting NVDA.

>>56394447
they've been intervening
this is an update to the chart
>pic related
>Where's the proof the Fed was buying bonds?
>Where's the proof the Fed was turning liquidity back on?
This is the updated chart, from the one I posted yesterday - it is only going up. They were/are buying. Something broke, and they were forced to (silently) sharply boost liquidity.
>green line = Fed liquidity
>purple line = foreign central bank liquidity
https://youtu.be/2q_TbYCX3gk?t=686
11:26
and this is what it was 6 days ago
https://youtu.be/lG5973ngo6Y?t=782
13:02
Look at how it has changed in 6 days.
>pic related
Injection after injection after injection - something big broke. We just haven't heard about it yet.
They are desperate. And you know what's wild? Even with them sharply boosting liquidity, even with their intervention(s), not only the Fed, but foreign central banks worldwide, bonds are STILL selling off extremely hard
That's how you know shit is actually broken, that we are legitimately in crisis, when despite massive central bank interference, the bond market continues to shit itself
P.S: This post will bring out all the paid shills to do damage control
>IT’S A TRICK!!!

>>56393602
Is the fed really cutterino?

Also the market has been shitting downwards for almost 4 months now.

>>56393620
>hiking is now the bull case
Lel.

Should I slurp the F dip?

>>56394460
looks like a baby

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>56394455
Usually when market pre-shits itself, it pumps later on.

>>56394429
PDD has a lot of growth priced into the share price considering it's up 300% they also outsource logistics to companies like JD & BABA. BYD seems ok not as cheap as JD & BABA. Idk enough about the company to comment further.

>>56394468
you guys know you can look up the fed's balance sheet at any time right? they're not injecting funds.

https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/bst_recenttrends.htm

>>56394475
Consider the retarded boomers running that company. Consider the lazy fucks of the UAW. That's the team you're betting on.

Face it: A company's success is inversely proportional to its CEO's antisemitism.

>>56394350
PBR is wonderful and you should go back to drinking bud light, heathen

>>56394487
Usually we don’t have presidents visiting active war zones.

>>56394494
Lol.

>>56394492
Sometimes shit is cheap for a reason, that's all I'm saying.

>>56394471
Guess what the market does between the pause and the cut...

>>56394494
I think it seems like they are because banks are moving their money out of the reverse repo accounts (or whatever.) That's where all the conspiracy theories are coming from.

If we don’t get a speaker we are going doooooooown

>>56394506
Shits expensive actually. Fertilizer stocks been minting.

Who has the monthly chart?

>>56393685
Yes, the market generally outperforms individual investing strategies on a long enough time scale.

>>56394520

>>56393565
as it should

>>56394494
Midwits are more infuratiing than retards.... have you looked at the "discretionary spending" IE 17% of our annual budget you retard gorilla nigger. This is less than no data

>>56394527
Thank you, I need to time my tech options for earnings

>>56394514
He said he stands with Israel, he'll get elected.

>>56394517
I'm referring to his "not as cheap as JD & BABA" comment.

True enough about fertilizer though. CF might be buyable soon for another run up to that 86.50 resistance level.

>>56394468
what are the symbols/indicator for the green and purple line

>>56394527
The middle of next week should have some exciting results

>>56394541
I think it's proprietary data, but I'm not 100% sure

>>56394506
Aha I get it. The 42-nd and 57-th largest companies in the world by revenue are shit.

>>56394494
There was an anon here some time ago who posted something about the reverse repo stuff and that the FED is gonna be forced to dump the liquidity back into the markets. Maybe that could be proving the stimulus?
The FED also has a private sheet, no? That we don't get to see... it's quite strange.

Also, somebody please explain to me why nobody is worried that BoA has cca 130B unrealized losses in bonds. If the losses are unrealized, it's a nothinburger but what would happen if suddenly they had to start dealing with the losses? Actually, is that even a problem for them?

>>56393637
remains to be seen if we're still in
>FULL
>RETARD
>WAR
>PIVOT
>ANTICIPATION
>EUPHORIA
but seriously. i believe "the market" were expecting le emergency rate cuts as soon as last week.
might have something to do with it.

Remember: if you like tech stocks at these prices, you'll LOVE them when they're down -40% from here

>>56394549
Yes, it's called stagnation. Or having displeased Emperor Xi.

>>56394555
They've been doing that all year.

>>56394555
Why would they have to realize the losses?

>10yr 4.9%

>>56394547
'ad revenue' was all that saved tech last quarter so we will see.

>>56394555
That's what Silicon Valley Bank suffered from. A hold to maturity portfolio isn't a loss until you sell, but unless BofA suffers the largest bank run in history they won't need to sell.

>>56394560
What if I don't like tech stocks period?

Having a hard time picking between UNH and SBUX for my divvy growth portfolio. Ahhhhhh what should I choose

>USDJPY
Fuck it, I'm going all in on December FXY calls.

>>56394581
Then you're based and I welcome you to join me in shorting and buying puts.

>>56394564
They are still growing by low single mid double digits, I'm not sure we're even talking about the same companies at this point. The Xi crackdown only benefited me because I became a shareholder after the crash.

>>56394555
>why nobody is worried that BoA has cca 130B unrealized losses in bonds
We all should be worried, jpmorgan has another 600b. It basically means we're going to have to bail out the banks ...again.

>>56394465
Have your puts gained or lost value today since it's kind of crabbing?

>>56394605
PDD and BYDDY are green, JD and BABA are not. Simple as.

>>56394555
>>56394579
For there to be a bank run big enough to cause BoA to panic mark to market their bonds and realize the unrealized losses on them then it’s time to get out guns, emergency food and water since this country would be fucked.

>>56394619
They have gained a little bit, but do zoom out and see the direction we're going. We're not daytrading this stuff here.

>>56394619
Bears are about to feast if we continue

>>56394555
>Also, somebody please explain to me why nobody is worried that BoA has cca 130B unrealized losses in bonds.
They learned from le Deutsche Bank and the impending doom within two more weeks it was supposed to bring which in all reality was an absolute fucking nothingburger just as le BoA is going to be.

>>56394499
>PBR is wonderful
Pabst Blue Ribbon does not taste wonderful
>>56394350
logo is known as the corn hole logo for a reason

>>56394622
>Stock up = good buy
>Stock down = bad buy

HO LEE FUK WTFWT

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
IT'S A BIG ONE
HERE WE GO

>>56394560
Don't mind me, just posting a picture that always brings me a good laugh.
Also, good luck bringing Apple down 40%. Anons here were saying that APple would go down to 100 last year... well, we shall see now as earnings are coming out. Earnings in Europe have shown tremendous growth and this is typically considered a strong season. I don't know, man

Fuck united airlines!!!!!! Bought for 48. Now it's at $38!!!!how? The pandemic shut down the entire business and it's now doing worse?! WTF?!

>>56394647
Algos scalping and fucking with each other

>>56394005
reminder
53 minutes to auction

>>56394657
Have you ever flown United?

How anybody thinks buying anything other than oil or gold here is a good idea I don't know. I guess that just goes to show that the bear-run has yet to even begin.

>>56394657
>The pandemic shut down the entire business and it's now doing worse?
It crashed into the $20s back then. You bought the top. Those business travelers are working remote now, and the revenge travel vacationers are out of money.

>>56394662
Oh boy oh boy oh boy

>>56394664
Not bad. Better than southwest

>>56394571
15 year high, we did it!

>>56394651
>down 40%
Well phone sales were down last quarter, they moved production to india, the new iphone has a really bad rap but dunno how well its selling...so bound to do something. Basically only ad revenue saved them last time.

im down 7 dollars today. send help

>>56394005
fuggg thanks for telling me

>>56394677
Top was at 90. Dropped to 40 in 2020. Up 60 now down to 30.

>>56394657
>Dying infrastructure
>Competence crisis
>Shrinking middle class
>Explosion in remote meetings
And you thought buying an airline was a good idea?

>>56394681
It's the same, but you pick and pay for your seat specifically. Which isn't awful, just very Jewish. Anyway, they're also not on time and have jeets fielding phone calls.

Anither day, another share of OSTK

>>56394389
I was looking at it from the why perspective. It's chart's have have an interesting relationship to XOM for example.
>Wed, October 18, 2023, 6:42 AM EDT
Petrobras (PBR), Brazil's state-run oil company, recently awarded a contract to Ocyan, a Brazilian oil and gas services provider, to revitalize a network of gas pipelines in the offshore Campos Basin. The contract, valued at approximately $317.49 million, is expected to last four and a half years....

>>56394520
>ZIONS BANC
Only in the US

>>56394699
>Dropped to 40 in 2020.
Get your eyes checked.

I don’t want to see any “wha happun” posts when the 20y bond auction happens in an hour

And just like that, somebody's account is slowly dwindling away while someone else's is slowly gaining

>>56394644
Yes. It's called momentum and averaging into winners.

Another day, another share of CROX

>>56394718
Almost every bank logo is either a triangle or a version of the shekel symbol.

>>56394730
It's called paying more for less in my book.

>>56394729
snibs once again makes fools of us all

What the hell is driving this

If Netflix and Tesla beat and pump, I am officially FOMOing back into the markets with everything I have. The consooooom culture is just too strong

>>56394616
I thought Jpmorgan had plenty in the warchest

>>56394681
>southwest
I own a bunch of their shares with a mid 30s DCA. How do I fire the board and C suite?

>>56394733
My work is by the local community college and I see so may Zoomers wearing those things. What in the actual fuck>

>>56394755
Respect the lag.

>>56394744
>i only catch falling knives

What's with those fuckin fakeout everytime the market drops? Those sudden spikes and then back to dropping. Shit like this doesn't happen when it goes up, ffs.

>>56394718
Ironically that one's run by and for Mormons. It might be the most gentile bank on the planet.

>>56394774
FOMO/BTFD

>>56394774
It's institutions and algos trying to catch the falling knife.

>>56394725
I can't believe we actually created a meme bond. At least make it a 100 year one like the Austrians.

Here we gooooooooooooooooo
>Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>56394774
It's just hopium fueled pumps into dumps

>>56394766
>Buying value.
>Catching falling knives.
Learn the difference.

>>56394805
Two sides of the same coin

>>56394762
And all cheap alternatives are made of inferior quality. Meaning crocs gets all the sales.
Not to mention in good financial shape

>>56394801
GGs, just don't forget to sell fren

>>56394801
>inb4 you get honeydicked and SPY stalls out around 431.30

>>56394801
>Yfw we gap up tomorrow for no semitic reasons and all your gains you could've had go poof, just like that

>>56394757
https://www.reuters.com/business/finance/bank-americas-unrealized-losses-securities-rose-1316-bln-2023-10-17/
sorry I guess its 650b in total, not just from jpm. The war chest doesnt matter because like hell would they eat the loss, they would dump it on the taxpayer.

>boring market
>thinking about going into the warp to purge all the tiny hats
>know that would just make it even more boring because then there would be no daily shenanigans
fuck

STOP SELLING YOU FUCKS

Every fuckin EU index is breaking their bollingers because they are being dragged down with the US. What is this global bullshittery

>>56394813
>Buying the largest Chinese retailer with 20$ cash per share for 25$ per share.
>Bottom fishing a shit company that can't turn a profit 3 years from IPO.
>Two sides of the same coin.

>>56394801
>>56394839
This watch out for gamma squeezes esp with rising time decay

>image limit reached
>MFW

>>56394845
Dollar Rex Mundi

>>56394845
google Samson option
if you know, you know

>>56394845
Cool it with the truthful tropes anon before you get banned

>>56394845
It's

THE
BIG
ONE

>>56394844
what the fuck is that image

>>56394774
its a crab market, zoom out to the past week or so

We aren’t getting a speaker today

SOME RINO JUST VOTED SCALISE! WE ARE FUCKED

>>56394886
Who is that again? I've been trying to cut down on CSPAN.

>>56394886
Scalise is Based.
Besides the longer we don't have a speaker, the last time they have to waste money on Isreal

How are the SOXL sisters doing today, I haven't heard from them at all.

>>56394879
Does they mean they can't send another 100 billion dollars of money they take from us for wars, corruption, and kickbacks to be laundered back to politicians at our expense until a speaker is elected?

>>56394896
Max image reached. Just know we are going to need another vote later today or tomorrow. When’s. Speaker is voted in the market will react

>>56394685
I dunno but the new iPhone is basically backordered everywhere at this point. I think they're doing fine.

My $500 per week dca just went through, how are you guys doing?

>>56394898
No speaker means no safer banking act. Which means my real stocks in cannabis stay supressed

>>56394898
>Executive Orders money to shitholes in your path

>>56394886
Dude got shot and still came back. What a G.

>>56394902
>People still shilling SOXL 4 years later
We need some Rolls Royce and salmon farming shilling.

>>56394903
Biden admin will go around congress like always. Remember the bank bail of uninsured 250k?

>>56394929
The power of the purse is pretty exclusively congresses.
It ain't happening without a floor vote.

Someone bake, I want to post images

>>56394933
They really need to curb the capability of executive orders, biden is abusing the fuck out of that to destroy the country.

>>56394956
Not for free

>>56394762
>by the local community college
They picked those CROX up at the local community prison.

i bet im gonna get stopped on some positions soon

>>56394956
Baking.

>>56394945
Uh, that's good to know
Not american, so I admit my knowledge on the US government is spotty

>>56394969
I did it for free
>>56394981

>Yield up
>VIX up
>NQ down

Finally, some good fucking gainz.

Anyone wanna retry the bread? Mine came out undercooked

>>56394986
>forgets title
even free is too costly, you need to start paying the board to bake.

Also great was today China's GDP was better and Inflation in EU lower and it still got trashed. In this market nothing fuckin matters anymore. We just swing around cause that is all it can do for the moment

>>56395022
We may need to institute a bakers union.

>>56395060
>>56395060
>>56395060
refugee camp ->>

>>56394986
I wasnt going to do it anyways, I just always say baking to fuck with the bakers bread

>>56393845
Tranny.