/biz/ - Business & Finance

>your hobbies are video games and g... gooning?
>........
>care to elaborate?

>>56374139
>I-it's a gamer thing

>>56374123
HR writes down all the answers and they are added to your file. It may, or may not resurface later.

>Company wide email
>Everyone welcome Anon!
>His hobbies include...

What do you guys say? I normally go with
>Travel
>Long distance running
>Sports
>Video editing
It's seems to hit all the things normies want to hear

>>56374139
>>56374143
>>56374149
you are joking right?
they dont write this down? or google it? right?
I didnt notice them taking notes

>>56374123
my only hobby right now is watching nest cameras of birds like this peregrine falcon here, i literally watch it for an hour straight doing nothing sometimes they eat a dead bird yet im still not autistic enough to say shit like that in an interview OP

>>56374178
Ehh, you can tell a normie "have a good weekend" on a Tuesday and they wouldn't even blink. You're probably fine. Not that they'll hire you. But otherwise fine.

>i used to make right wing propaganda using stock photos

>>56374123
>gooning
Doesn't that mean sustained ritualistic masturbation?
>HIRE THIS MAN

>>56374149
In our company we have something like a social network and when you're new you have to post like a card with your photo, hobbies, favorite book music etc

>>56374557
>my name is nate higgers and I love traveling

>>56374154
I literally just say Chad hobbies like hunting, fishing, camping, and traveling. I also have some photos of me doing these things on normiebook. It also helps that I’m /fit/

>t. anon who also has distinguished taste in vidya gaming and gooning

>>56374439
>I used to make autistic diatribes about my hobbies on an ex libertarian podcast that is now on the SPLC hate group list.

>>56374154
Drawing, rock climbing, gym, hiking, bird watching, soup kitchen
I just do the first three
And I know enough about the rest to make a “comprehensive compassionate mild character” out of mysefl

>>56374260
You can just say your hobby is “bird watching” which means you go in nature and have fun
It’s the same really
And you know enough about birds to back your claim up

>>56374646
Take it back.

YOUVE GOT TO PUMP IT UP YOUVE GOT TO PUMP IT UP.


The price has gone up 200% since the last time we posted. Holders have increased by 10.

p.s. we have a meme contest going on for the next two weeks, join the telegram or discord to enter and win. LETS FUCKING GO!!1689!!

>>56374260
Nice. Sometimes I watch Kabuki/No for hours without understanding anything at all and I am not even a weeb. Maybe I became one though.

>>56374154
>radical anti-semitism (theory and practise)
>improvised bong crafting
>covert wrecking and malingering
>libel and malinformation spreading

>>56375030
I majored in critical semite theory.

>>56375078
im self taught

>>56374260
Holy based. Was doing the same with some bald eagles at bear lake

>>56374139
gooning
"Gooning" may be most simply defined as that state usually achieved after a prolonged edging session, when a man becomes completely hypnotized by the feeling radiating his penis. Since a gooning state can only be achieved after edging, the man's dick will have become mightily aroused at this point and every caress the male genitals are subjected to will trigger potent elation. As the man keeps edging and thus keeps experiencing intense pleasure, he enters a state of trance where his mind intimately merges with his cock : the gooning state, where he and his dick become one. To be even more accurate, when the gooning state is achieved, the man's body becomes for all intents and purposes an appendage to his erection. When this state is achieved, the male becomes freed of all social codes of conduct, and his arousal, alone, dictates his reactions. As a result, a gooned out man will become very expressive and demonstrative : he may become very vocal, while his body and face might take on undignified expressions and poses, all in response to the intensely exquisite caresses his penis is exposed to. Hence the term "goon", since at this point the man effectively looks like a silly, foolish, or eccentric person.

Gooning is not a narcissistic manifestation. Narcissism is extreme selfishness, with a grandiose view of one's own talents. Rather, gooning is closer to a meditation experience, where the mind and the body align, focused on a single thought (or feeling, in this case).
I spent 10 hours gooning over the weekend.

>>56375115
Get the hell out of my office

>I dissect plush pony toys and reassemble them so my penis fits in the back and front ends

>In my free time I enjoy anonymously calling strangers on the internet retarded nigger faggots, compiling lists of Jewish celebrities and CEOs and politicians and reading the ranting essays of unmedicated schizophrenics discussing conspiracies, paranormal phenomena and which investments I should throw my entire net worth into

>>56374154
low level assassinations on people that won't be missed, $250 a pop.

>>56375115
Based gooner

>>56375030
KEK interviewers shell-shocked

>>56375115
>...And a weakness?

>>56375364
This will never land you a job. Congratz for eternal NEETdom.

I found out its sufficient to tell them your music taste is "Black Metal" or some other shit.

bump

>>56374587
>hunting, fishing, camping
Looks like we got ourselves a right-wing extremist, your CBDC has been frozen chud

>>56374154
Anything involving going outside or interacting with other people will get you a pass. They just want to check that you're not some shutin weirdo. Truth is, very few people working a full time job have time for hobbies especially if they have a family too.

>>56378613
>very few people working a full time job have time for hobbies

cope

>>56374139
Just an Arsenal fan
https://x.com/JewishGooners/status/1712097749577945358

>>56374123
Hard to tell if you actually did this or not but I had a hearty kek.

bump

>>56374123
You should omit some stuff when you go to those, idiot, I did with mine, never told them I gamble all my money on POND

>>56380001
I won't, they will KNOW I masturbate under the desks at my jobs

>>56377272
>I listen to Gorgoroth
Ah, yeah, the good old one

>>56380001
You straight up omitted you're an addict

>>56380001
Based and gamblepilled

This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a while. “G…gooning” lol. “Anti semitism theory and practice.” “All I do is watch bird nests”

This is a classic thread imo. 1 more epic thread to be lost, like tears in the rain.

In my free time I enjoy watching footage of Chinese people dying horrifically in industrial accidents and infrastructure failures. Watching Indians (7/11 Indians, not casino injuns) pretend like they're in a Bollywood movie next to an oncoming train is also fun.

>>56380588
It's crazy to think how if we didn't have jobs or the internet, you psychopaths would be out there randomly murdering members of the public

>>56381021
I’m probably more afraid of the people who watch bird nests on video

>>56374139
You know, just me and the goons having a time. The lads and I doing a funny.

>>56374123
KEKW yeah you're dunzo

>>56374178
When people get hired in my org an introductory paragraph about your background and hobbies gets sent out.
If you get hired assert you said GOLFING and not gooning if you get any questions.

>>56380588
I love biz, you crazy sons of bitches make this place enjoyable

>>56382175
>If you get hired assert you said GOLFING and not gooning if you get any questions.
thats crazy enough to work

bumping for the bizgooner