/biz/ - Business & Finance

Bobo please come out for sour hour. This crab is putting me to sleep

Bros, I’ve got a confession, and I’ll only be posting once in this thread, and disappear until the next
I’m a Permabull, but man bobo posting is the tits

Burpfag gains over the past 2 days

WE GOT TOO COCKY OIL CHADS

Dividend growth investing: The surefire path to subpar performance.

>>56378922
One minute til sour hour...

>>56378927
My majors keep on keeping on. No stress.

>>56378926
Those people must be really bored or something

I love her so much. Orlen brothers...

IT ALL STARTS WITH A TEN CENT DROP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Probably longing oil (ticker: UCO) from here.

i want money, but i also want everything to -75% all at once.

Bitcoin (ticker: CLSK, HUT, GBTC) also showing strength. Expect it to moon on news of Gary Gensler having a heart attack or something.

>>56378977
Find a weak thing and short it into the ground. CFFE, URNM, VECO, stuff like that.

>>56378977
Just buy QQQ puts

JINGDONG BROTHERS. It's only up from here!

MUMU don't start this shit again

>>56378977
Based

I guess we are fucking around here until 330 or 350.

Stocks.

>>56378874
this shit is so fucking boring. all the tensions and the market is crabbing. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGG

>>56379043
Never heard of 'em.

>>56379051
>up 1%
>crabbing

>>56379043
Disgusting. Don't post that think in the same thread as Wioletta!

>>56379051
Ape into SGML then. Maybe LAC if you're a mad lad. Should be exciting times from here.

>>56379058
lol nice autocorrect, fag.

ITS THE SQUIZZLE! TO DA MOON

End of year bullrun started today

>>56379057
>until tomarrow

IM FUCKED

>>56379070
Who is squeezing noravax?

Anyway, looks like the S&P is the same price it was in July of 21.

>>56379063
It wasn't auto correct, I had a brain fart.

>>56379086
Hot.

>>56379084
Anything important happening this week that could shake the crab?

Slime up starting in 9 minutes fuckers. Algo/Probability have the wheel now.

>>56379070
>No MNTS
Discarded.

>>56379114
Usual smattering of data, with a Powell speech Thursday https://www.fxstreet.com/economic-calendar

>>56379089
no iphones for christmas this year

>>56379117
Slime up?

>>56379070
Wtf gme is up 100%? Its finally happening!?

>>56379114
>More bank failures
>TSLA missing
Basically these.

>>56379089
Blame the F.E.D.

>>56379088
Oct 15 (Reuters) - European Union (EU) regulators have delayed a decision to give approval for Novavax's (NVAX.O) variant-tailored COVID-19 vaccine, the company said on Sunday.

https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/eu-delays-approval-novavaxs-revised-covid-vaccine-ft-2023-10-15/

JUST FUCKING BREAK OUT ALREADY

>>56379123
Don't say that my folio is like 40% appl, I've been slurping it since it fell

>>56379147
14 more minutes

>>56379123
As an oldfag, the improvement of everything electronic has stalled so hard. They're shilling a titanium frame. Holy fuck.

>>56379156
>They're shilling a titanium frame
How come they never make a stock frame made of soft rubber and waterproof so people don't need to buy an extra case?

And just like that... still nothing's happened

>>56379122
JPowell filled with the Power of the Hawk

>>56379124
I refuse to dub this action by the system "melt-up" as that hints at some semblance of normalcy.

>>56379156
Lol its like 16$ of value.... probably burned three metros worth of chink gdp to say "its got aerospace tittyiniam in it.

>>56379156
Well Apple is innovating by being one of the first companies to put a USB-C connector on their phone

My calls are up 150% since this morning

What color BMW should I purchase this week?

The world belongs to American Fed

>>56379187
Red. In honor of all bears that were slain today.

>>56379187
Black. Mine were up too but I closed em out earlier, but mine was just a few hundred bucks on 0DTE QQQ calls, anyways, what did you buy?

The Hawk blesses this speech

Sell or hold?

>>56379156
is it even titanium? or just "titanium colored"

>>56379171
Genius.

>>56379234
its real, but apparently it makes it super crackable

They must have sent the best mms to run propoganda elsewhere or do something else.

>>56379227
Degenerate gambler you are. Lose money you will.
https://youtu.be/Qy9OIHP-hV8?t=25

>>56379227
Ditch the retarded EV stock, hold the SOXL, double down on the BOIL. This is financial advice and I am your financial advisor.

>>56379183
Anon my Galaxy S10 has USB-C. Also, that was probably the last improvement I was exited about. FUCK having 9001 cables for everything.

>>56379227
I would've sold SOXL like 3 years ago

>>56379241
sounds good for profits.

>>56379245

>>56379258
He's not wrong. Apple are the first to put USB-C jacks on iPhones.

Give him strength to ward off these doves. Also odds of a moustache?

>>56379260
I don’t hold it, goober, I bought it Friday!!!

>>56379288
I guess that is correct.

>>56379156
The nice thing is you can get 10 year old stuff practically for free and not miss out on anything.

>>56379246
That is pretty good! But as you can see I didn’t bet everything. I did NOT know that Rivian was a friggin WIDOWMAKER when I bought that. Just waiting to dump it now for, oh, 6 months….

we will win they will lose

odds on Chad Powell?

>>56379227
You're going to lose money with all of these except maybe rivn, idk what their fundamentals look like. If they're debt heavy then dump them.

>>56379339
who is they?

>>56379339
is that your gookfu?

Has to be bear bait. No chance we cap today. Truth and reconciliation are not in the cards for us.

What’s the point in picking stocks if you’re not gonna outperform an index strategy anyways

>>56379391
Hubris. Only 9% but I picked out each component with no nepotism, insider information or handouts.

>>56379391
It's FUN

Fucking crab I fucking hate snip days either print or wreck me

what the fuck is going on with the market

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

If you had 30K to dump where would someone dump it and 2x on it?

>>56379418
-1%.
God damn.

>>56379327
If you want an EV company that reliably dumps, LCID is still trading.

>30+ day strike
>equity unaffected

get fucked bobo

>>56379418
I made a dollar flipping tumblr dogs coin

OXY is getting close to resistance again...

>>56379418
Meh crabs win their daily theta.

>>56379418
Pretty good, holding until 4600

>>56379418
>+4.23%

>>56379418
+.20%
Made a little money, not gonna complain

>>56379404
It’s not

>>56379420
It put 20% in bonds. Hold 70% of it in cash. Then over the course of the next 6 months buy LEAP puts on debt heavy companies. Either by 6 months or when everything crashes start DCAing into good companies with an EPS bellow 16 that appear to have some sort of future and low amounts of debt (or index funds.)
Of course this probably won't instantly 2x it.

>>56379339
disgusting, this guy was trying to give advice to people the other night. Posted grey gook meat bok choy macaroni and said it was good cooking.

Another great day. Thank you CROX

>>56379418
+0.5%

>>56379418
Holding SOXS/SQQQ so far has been ASS.

>>56379418
I hedged friday and I regret it.

>>56379466
You don't hold those, they exponentially decay. If you hold them you are guaranteed to lose all your money.

>>56379260
Wait 2 years, never mind

>>56379452
Just buy oil

>>56379420
Divide evenly between MARA, COIN and RIOT but you have to wait for 12 months or until your sell alert goes off.

>>56379474
So if you are expecting the market to be on a downward trend then what is the magic ticket?

>If you hold them you are guaranteed to lose all your money.
How come SOXS/SOXL is shilled so hard here then?

>>56379486
If I may make a recommendation, consider HUT and CLSK.

I'm making too much money, time to short

KO fucking sucks, I'm curbstomping the faggot that shilled it on here

Uh oh

Nate's foods did nothing
Did Jesus betray his apostles?

>>56379481
Specifically pbr because wtfwt lulu is pumping

>>56379502
Bullish, unfortunately

>>56379502
>CNBC

>>56379488
>How come SOXS/SOXL is shilled so hard here then?
Because a lot of people here are either retarded or pretending to be retarded.
Don't hold leveraged ETFs. That's worse than holding options, at least with those you can calculate the decay (sans future volatility.)

>>56379418
I made my 2K back that I lost last week, plus an additional 1k on top. Feeling pretty good about the trades today, and might just watch from the sidelines the rest of the week.

>>56379442
pls teach me your ways

>>56379504
Did anyone seriously expect otherwise?

>>56379502
Henry Morgan died in '82. Harold Stanley in '63.
I don't listen to fucking ghosts

>>56379515
Thanks for the advice anon. Is there any advantage of leveraged ETFs?

>>56379502
We're in year of crab, no one gains or falls without snibs permission.

Someone should start an /smg/ etf that buys all the garbage shilled here and then issues shares to cover losses like an inverse etf.

>>56379418
ok i guess. most things green

>>56379418
+0.13% with my megaconservative stuff, not complaining

>>56379539
If you have insider information and know for certain something is about to happen *that day*, outside of that probably not.

>>56379418
+.33% UUUU was the one they expected in the wreckage

>>56379442
What's your invalidation thesis?

today i made money
it's been quite a long time
and it felt kind of good
like committing a crime

>>56379557
So there is no benefit to holding it long term? Is there anyway to compare leveraged ETFs vs. options in the same time frame?

I know I am asking retarded questions but I am just picking your brain at this point.

>>56379497
kek divvyboomer

Uh. Fellas. I thought the Palestine genocide was starting today

>>56379571
You've changed bro. I miss the old poem anon.

>>56379588
What changed?
That's an old poem actually, one of the originals even. It's in the NFT collection

>>56379548
there's was an image about SMGS awhile back
good stuff, probably would have killed the market, performance wise
there was also a "smg etf" but it was just me listing the random shit people shilled here
people started complaining too much so I stopped tracking it
there's an old pastebin of it somewhere if you dig through the archives

>>56379572
If it's an inverse ETF and the thing its inverting blows up a short time after you bought it then sometimes you can make money but as soon as that stops the price will drop.
For example China's economy is imploding and YANG was slightly up YTD last I checked. Outside extreme situations like that you're guaranteed to lose money. If you have margin and options these ETFs have very limited utility IMO.

>>56379593
>It's in the NFT collection
As I said, I miss the old poem anon...

>>56379156
what are they supposed to do? the technology has simply peaked. every aspect of the smartphone is so unbelievably powerful now. the cameras they put on these things can only be beat by big ass DSLRs.

>>56379571
>First a homosexual and now a criminal...
Ummm... Based!

>>56379418
+1.3%

>>56379579
That would be bullish. Government spending causes inflation which drives up prices.

>>56379597
>China's economy is imploding
Kek.

>>56379418
Flat nothing because/cashgang/

>>56379418
+1.8%

>>56379597
>If it's an inverse ETF and the thing its inverting blows up a short time after you bought it then sometimes you can make money but as soon as that stops the price will drop.
>For example China's economy is imploding and YANG was slightly up YTD last I checked. Outside extreme situations like that you're guaranteed to lose money.

So even if the stock market might correct 20-30% - if it crabs it's way there then you will lose a lot of money on the way there?

>>56379519
>>56379564
Buy the dip in sp500 futures, simple as

Jesus how the fuck do people make money in that type of market by passive investing?

>>56379629
It really depends on how quickly it crashes. Those work by selling short, writing calls, buying puts etc and then they issue shares to cover the cost when the trades don't work out so usually they decay exponentially.

>actually bought some nhmd
>it lost 5% in a day
Penny jesus my ass

>>56379649
Like look at this shit.

>>56379642
Explain for a retard

>>56379657
>>56379649
Those are more leveraged ETFs you're not supposed to buy and hold those.

>>56379662
This really should be put in the OP text, it seems like people trip over this every week.

>>56379662
>not supposed to buy and hold those l
if you know, you know

>>56379662
>you're not supposed to buy and hold those.
Too late

>>56379548
imagine being this new

>>56379662
I was just pointing out more that in a crab environment if you hold leveraged ETFs you are just going to eat a huge dick of no returns.

The reason why I am focusing on leveraged ETFs so much because there were discussions that had you invested $10k into TQQQ in 2008 it would be worth over a million today.

>>56379653
That makes sense - welp looks like options for me then.

When I have money to invest I literally just buy whatever my excel sheet tells me to buy. Today I bought some AMD and COST, I don't even look at the price, just market buy.

I’m up 4% on my FNKO this has to be the top

>>56379704
Bearish for AMD and COST. Please keep us posted so we know which stocks to avoid.

>>56379418
I lost 24 hours of precious time off my life, and time is the most important resource for us living creatures in the universe.

But some pixels changed representing made up numberic symbols on a screen I stare at showing I got more points today for my casino brokerage account

>>56379704
Time in the market, anon.

>>56379743
I also bought MA and MNST recently.

>>56379688
Damn, I need to make a new ProShares Apu at some point, because that one is embarrassingly low effort and quality

>>56379744
This anon gets it. Time (in the market) is the most important resource.

I bought MNST because I drink 5 cans a week. LMFAO.

>>56379701
9 trillion dollars, investing at the top
https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=2741701
you would own the s&p500 more or less
but whatever, spread your fud
brings up an interesting question though, why would someone do that?
curious

>>56379751
Thank you. I'll stay away from those too.

>>56379759
You might get diabeetus by the time you turn 42

>>56379765
What the fuck are you trying to say anon? Real talk

>>56379773
I bought NVDA for 150 then sold it for 280, I deeply regret it. I will never sell ever again. I will take my stocks to my grave.

>>56379775
I only drink the 0 sugar ones. They have B12 they're good for you anon.

>>56379785
>I will take my stocks to my grave.
Or vice versa.

>>56379785
>I will take my stocks to my grave.
Like GME/BBBY?

>>56379801
Do I look like I buy meme stocks? I only buy quality companies anon.

>>56379801
Easy to laugh at BBBY investors, but if there's one good thing to be said about them: They never sold for a loss.

>>56379813
In their defense, that ignorant slut, Sue Gove refused plenty of chances to sell the damn company because her stupid female empowered ass thought she could fix it herself

>>56379813
Unrealized 100% loss.

>>56379813
>They never sold for a loss.
and never got the tax benefit from doing so LMAO.

>>56379806
I am just pulling your leg anon

>>56379830
How is it in their defense when they bought a company with a girlboss CEO?

>>56379785
>I made a 86.7% profit and I regret it
STOP BEING A STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT

Why did the price of my GOOG puts go up by a zillion percent?

>>56379843
You don't get it. I'm certain NVDA will 10x in 5 years, I need a correction so I can get back in.

>>56379785
>I will take my stocks to my grave.
Holy based

>>56379649
Chinamen buy houses, not stocks. Though the government has been trying to change that for whatever reason.

>>56379860
>You don't get it. I'm certain NVDA will 10x in 5 years
USA GDP in 5 years $30T NVDA market capitalization $11T. Brother if this makes any sense to you, it's literally over for you.

>>56379839
because all she had to do was take up one of the offers which she would have financially benefitted from

>>56379860
I'll write those calls especially for you anon, how many you want?

>>56379835
>and never got the tax benefit from doing so LMAO.
Worthless securities can still be written off as a tax loss. For some of them it may be a longterm loss though, so that sucks.

>>56379860
If you're so fucking certain that you'll get 1000% ROI within five years (lmao) then just start DCAing right now you stupid FUCK

>>56379757
yeah its sad, you should invest in some higher quality financial pepes for the good of us all

>>56379860
>10x in 5 years
Now here's a man who believes in Krugman.

>>56379893
>Worthless securities can still be written off as a tax loss.
Can they? Never knew that.

>>56379883
Uh... 4x from half of its current 1T cap then. Right now it's clearly overpriced.

>>56379860
for me, it´s chipotle

>>56379893
only up to 3k in the current year, unless its a business.

>>56379962
really? i personally do not eat there anymore no matter what
quality has tanked in the last several years
fuck that place
as Peter Lynch, would not invest

>>56379920
>>56379860
>I'm CERTAIN I'll get 1000- I mean 400% ROI within five years with NVDA shares
>but also it's overvalued despite my previous statement
is this the average NVDA investor? Any NVDA baggies reading this should take this as a massive sell signal. I personally closed my NVDA short earlier today but this is further confirmation to me that the top is in and I will be looking to short again once the technicals look supportive. Thanks for the signal anon

So what’s the price of oil when Supertankers have to have naval escort through the Middle East to Europe?

>>56379962
fast casual has peaked, it's entirely dependent on wagies putting lunch on their credit card every day, and on top of that, shrinkflation has become so blatantly obvious that even the average lardass is noticing that their burrito is about half the size it was back when chipotle was memed for huge portion sizes and the college kid with the black visor behind the glass is getting yelled at by his manager because the end of the day meat weight is 2 lbs lighter than expected because he gave up counting the individual pieces of chicken going into each bowl

>>56379999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iXiV9x15Zbk
https://www.fastcompany.com/90960339/how-chipotle-designed-its-new-burrito-bowl-building-robot-exclusive
two robots to undercut wagies

>>56379971
No, capital gains offset capital losses. The 3k limit is for converting capital losses so they offset ordinary income.

>>56380026
>The 3k limit is for converting capital losses so they offset ordinary income.
I have been doing my taxes wrong. I had no idea you could even do that.

>>56380034
Well I'm no accountant so double check, but that's my understanding.

Also there are technically different buckets for short term and long term capital losses. But I don't think that has a major effect.

>>56379985
When are hamas getting carrier busters?

>>56379979
Why are you taking my posts so seriously? I'm memeing you dolt. Yes, I do believe nvidia will grow, but obviously I have no idea by how much.

>>56380026
Yeah you're correct, for some reason I wasnt thinking about tax loss harvesting.

>>56380024
the path of all low paying customer facing jobs in the future no doubt
deflationary but i doubt we'll notice it price wise with all the rampant printing we seem to do

the material world is inherently evil and we are being sucked further into the trappings of samsara through maya by participating in such low mind allure.
(Oriental Bell Chimes)

>>56380024
labor costs are some of the least of their worries, are you seriously buying the sort of narrative that they push on fucking cnbnc of all places of "muh robot burger flippers"? wages already lagged inflation, the past three years basically gave them a 50% discount on labor, if not more

Anyone still holding PSTH? Worthless, even though SPARC got approved. Who knows maybe we'll take Israel or Jewkraine public.

>>56380049
https://www.fidelity.com/viewpoints/personal-finance/tax-loss-harvesting

An interesting thing to do is take LT gains to save (in my case) 7% in income tax on the gain. There's no wash sale rule for gains, and it increases my cost basis, to reduce capital gains tax once I retire. I figure pay it now, when I'm getting income from a job. (I already know why this is stupid).

>>56380117
no the thing is the robot is a better wagie. robot don't complain about 3rd shift.

>>56380107
Huh, I just wanna make it so I can NEET in some cabin somewhere, without regards to material things.

>>56380049
You're pretty much correct. Short vs Long term does matter though, but only if you have long term gains. It's a priority system so losses offset any gains, but long term losses offset long term gains first. This makes them inferior, because long term gains are advantageous.
Of course, if you have no long term gains then you can dump the long term losses to offset that year's short term gains, if any.

If you've held a position for 11 months and its down substantially, it's almost always worth dumping immediately, although I'd try not to align this with typical seasonal tax loss selling. Generally to avoid awkward timing and potential wash sales extending the holding duration into long term, I personally like to sell losers within 9 months.

>>56380124
>An interesting thing to do is take LT gains to save (in my case) 7% in income tax on the gain
Yeah this is a bad idea. Every taxable event lowers long term compounding. Over 10 years, you're paying that 15% or w/e 10 times, rather than one. No reason to sell unless you want to trade into another position, or there's a loss.

>>56379999
>>56380024
The QSR CRE collapse will be a big story in 2026 after the first wall of CRE debt problems in 2025. MCD owns their real estate so they are good but the B-listers are going to be clobbered when the underlying landlord fails and the property itself is in limbo and people need to renegotiate leases.

>>56379649
>How do goyim make money by passive investing?
Oy vey! Cool it with the antisemitic remarks!

>>56380083
>I was just pretending to be retarded
classic!

>>56379649
>China
anyone with 2 brain cells in china invests outside of china....why the fuck people invest in china is beyond me.

is there any point to investing in Berkshire Hathaway Inc. (BRK-A) when i could just buy index funds?

>>56380121
At least we’d get better transparency on where our aid dollars go when they end up in a publicly traded company

>>56380107
My body is proof that I have mastered both the spiritual and the material realm and was made in God's image you blasphemer!

Please buy mpw for that 20% dividend

>>56380145
I understand the concept, but in practice, I am putting 1,000/mo in the account, and paying taxes from my income. I would not put more in the account if my tax bill was lower. So the taxable event is external, and has no bearing on the compounding of VTI. I rotate to VOO if I ST tax loss harvest. Then back to VTI the following month, unless there is a large gain, then I just sit on it.

My other, um, strategy is having a joint account in my GFs name so that LT gains are taxed at 0% she makes under $40k/yr.

boring, nothing happened today

>>56380239
>My other, um, strategy is having a joint account in my GFs name so that LT gains are taxed at 0% she makes under $40k/yr.
>Trusting a woman with your money
That's a very terrible move my friend. Stick to the other stuff you are doing and just pay your taxes. This shit sucks but it beats being in jail or having some skank run out with your money.

What our dicks are normal size, we're not poor or fat? What if it's all in our heads? What if we could totally get a gf if we just talked to a woman occasionally instead of just assuming we disgust them? Also I'm still down 2k on the year because of intel. Fuck those guys. It's thier fault my life is so awful.

>>56380135
understandable. but do not neglect your spiritual development in the process.

>>56380210
made in the image but not equitable. that is left hand hubris and will ultimately lead to your enslavement or destruction. the image is fitting as he raises his left hand. do not seek to usurp the throne of the Lord.

("Namaste", places hands together and bows in the traditional manner)

>>56380290

What if you maybe just STOPPED COLLECTING KEK HENTAI IMAGES DUHHHH

>>56380204
>>56380121
I hate slav nigger shills so much it’s unreal.

>>56380269
Brazil called for more rape ceases so pbr pumped to new highs.

>>56380301
*cück now wordfilters to kek

>>56380274
It's good advice. But at this stage of the game, it's a looseable amount of money. But maybe I should, get it back in my individual account. Thanks for the advice, Whale anon.

>>56380290
Ive fucked a tiny vagina. Not comfortable. She also smelled like a white girl and was to lazy to shower before hour long sweaty dick down.

>>56379418
+1.5% today, +3.8% since a week ago, +31% since a month ago, +258% since 6 months ago

>>56380163
How do you think the shakeout is going to look? These are all triple net leases.
Chipotle avgs 20% margins its all pass through till we get above 10% base interest. at which point they can shelf the headache for a comfy bond. maybe the flip point is a little lower for the least hungry and most risk averse owner operators. the main driver will be beef futures residual from the covid demand destruction. but chicken has suck turn over that its back down to $2 a lb and will likely be pushed lower.

>>56380290
whores on tiktok, and experts claim that 4" is enough for satisfaction. if you have food, water, and shelter, you're a lot further ahead than most. if your stomach sticks out more than your chest, you're fat. you could get a gf but you have to talk to thousands of women before finding one willing to date you. you may not disgust them but they do have to consent.
>What if it's all in our heads?
where is your mind?

>>56380324
Based

>>56380290
>What our dicks are normal size, we're not poor or fat? What if it's all in our heads? What if we could totally get a gf if we just talked to a woman occasionally instead of just assuming we disgust them?
Imagine a world with no size queens
It's easy if you try
No shame below us
Above us, only thighs

Imagine all the women
Cookin' for today
Ah

Imagine there's no e-girls
It isn't hard to do
Nothing to simp or subscribe for
And no onlyfans, too
Imagine all the women
Bakin' pies in peace

You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one

>>56380290
>What if it's all in our heads? What if we could totally get a gf if we just talked to a woman occasionally instead of just assuming we disgust them?
bros was it this easy all along?

>>56380290
contrary to what porn says, its painful for women when its too big. Like I have to go slow and i'm not even that big.

>>56380364
Unfortunately, yes. All that was required was a little effort. I could have gotten so much pussy when I was younger. Still could if I were single. Just have to talk to girls.

>>56380200
Is there any point to buying index funds when you could just buy 2x leveraged index funds?

>>56380225
Aren't they literally going bankrupt? Lol

Natgas derivatives.

>>56380410
Is there any point in buying 2x leveraged index funds when you could just buy leap calls?

>>56380290
it´s actually not that fun. they are either too tight and i cum too fast, or its too big for them and i cant go all in because it wrecks them

>>56380397
true. pussy is ez as fuck.
wife is much harder to find. even the raw clay to mold one is difficult.
My friend mocks me that I'll not be able to find a pureblood. the odds are disconcerting. finding a women without original antegenic sin.

>>56380274
If you are still around. I'm maxing out a traditional 401, and a Roth IRA. I'm in the 22% bracket, and will stay there, as long as I keep maxing my 401.Should I go traditional on my IRA as well to reduce my tax burden? I've always liked the idea of having that "no tax" bucket that a Roth provides. But I'll live on the cheap when I retire and probably be in what is currently the 12% bracket.

>>56380397
yeah I know, my first gf I just said hi and we started talking from there on the first day of college. ever since living alone though I don't care too much to go out or even know where to go, and most of my hobbies are indoor(music, vidya, shitposting)

>>56380426
Yes, we might end up with Euro or New Zealand tier stagflation.

>>56380435
One angle to consider is that tax rates are historically low. Consider how the government will react to the debt crises between now and your retirement...

>>56380491
I for one am not delusional enough to believe I'll get any pension worth a damn. Just going to focus on building my wealth and saving money while I can

>>56380318

In case you missed it, World War 3 is starting.

>>56380522
Right, but that's kind of beside the point. I'm saying it's not as simple as "My 22% tax rate today is higher than the 12% I'll be at in retirement" because a few decades from now, that 12% might actually be 25% or 30%.

Whereas it's pretty likely that tax-free dollars in a Roth will remain tax-free.

>>56380435
Roth is good for super long shots, but its so rate limited by the 6k cap 12k catchup. you have to structure the thing to own an llc that invests on your behalf to get anything sizable out of it. anything you can do to get the account size up ahead of time, without enough to get a round lot let alone tranche

just a round lot of spx is 44k
and a single tranche is 2.8M
and thats just the number to play past the inflection point on the curve.
the ride to get to 1 is so long that you're better doing almost anything else.

>>56380531
Hezbollah marching over the Israeli border in force? Otherwise, the conflict remains fake and gay.

>>56380562
It's not all hopeless. You can use options to achieve higher effective leverage. Some jobs also offer a Roth 401(k) option.

>>56380567
Iran declared that it's taking preemptive action in the next few hours.

>>56378874
He runs the market and she runs the media.

>>56380586
Fake and gay until oil reacts

>>56380531
Dont get my hopes up

Does anybody here actually work for a investment bank or brokerage or hedge fund, etc?

>>56380586
"Our proxy forces could do anything. They're loco, man! You'd better back off Gaza to be safe." is the same shit they've been repeating for days now. Like >>56380600 said, I'll believe it when you've got tanks over the border and oil starts with a "1".

>>56380578
paradise is built with sweat and blood. so yes, it requires a sound mind. I hate the wordmen so much their expressions so limit things, and place them in the clutch of the static one.

>>56380621
Depends, who's asking?

>>56380628
>clearly well below zero Celsius
>fancy frilly light dress
stupid fucking woman

>>56380662
She obviously has the blood of Hyperborea coursing through her veins.

If dubs, Iran nukes Tel Aviv and VIX opens at 500. God wills it.

>>56380691
I'm getting tired of these hopeful posts of the world ending.

>>56380704
anons won't stop buying UVXY calls

>>56380629
I'm just curious if any MMs lurk here, I doubt any of the diversity hires over the past few years would come to such a honest place

>>56380555
Unlikely, people that set tax rates are politicians. Hiking corporate tax rates is much more palatable to the voting public. Where I fall under that evil conservative thesis of the consumer pays all of the taxes.

>>56380691
numerals for preemptive strike. tel aviv hits tehran.

They probably already have that bill the Dems were pushing the talking points of tax on unrealized gains awhile back just sitting on a shelf waiting for the right moment to ram it through, but has anyone heard anything about that recently?

The fuck? Did I click on /r9k/ by mistake?

>futures

>>56380795
inshallah

>>56380795
>We are healing

>>56380808
Wouldnt it be funny if today was just another el barto?

>>56380758
No but apparently the supreme court is supposed to be hearing a case at some point arguing taxes on unrealized gains is unconstitutional. Maybe they won't be fags about it.

potentially market moving news just dropped

https://youtu.be/Dug75NnyLPQ?t=198

How is FNKO a publicly traded company? Funko Pop dolls are a fucking fad that sucks ass. How did these ugly dolls even take off to begin with??? This stock is so over valued.

>>56380858
C-...Chris?!

>>56380850
Taxes on all gains should be unconstitutional until you withdraw them from your brokerage account

>>56380860
Look at the share price.

Then look at the EPS.

>>56380850
>Sorry goy, because of inflation and everything else, your house has gone up in value, you owe us $100k in taxes, what you don't have $100k cash to pay it?

Too bad, it's ours now, you will rent ze everything

>>56380858
>>56380865
That's Christina Chan to you bitch and she is making the biggest comeback since Jesus Christ rose from the dead. If Christina Chan gets investors on board with the Jesus and Pals podcast she could rival Joe Rogan. I'd fucking watch it everyday and it would be my go to for news and current events. Basically fuck Joe Rogan.

>>56380860
Not nearly even the worst stock out there. The market cap is tiny. Look at some EV or tech companies out there, often multi-billion dollar valuations and consistently bleeding cash and heading straight to deficit

>>56380893
buddy you just described property tax which already exists

>>56380886
>EPS -3.54
This is so baffling to me. How the fuck is this a thing and still pumping???

I should probably sell my TBLT I guess before it gets delisted...
Oh well, it was nice while it lasted

>>56380910
why am I still watching tranny mother rapist Chris-chan singing autistically and talking like some new age grifter

>>56380893
does any state do this? or is it by county? one of the only good things about California is you pay property taxes based on when you bought the house not its current value, although that might have changed

>>56380936
Short squeezes don't really gaf about fundamentals. Reality usually sets in with a terrible earnings report, a shelf offering, a sector-wide panic, that kind of stuff.

>>56380943
Hey is he a former motherfucker who turned to God and will be running one of the biggest and most successful Christian/music podcast on the planet. Honestly this is some 4D Chess IQ moves from Christina Chan here and could potentially even lead to her having a cult and a girlfriend.

All the lolcows are still alive and doing well Anon, even DSP. If that isn't proof that life is good and that we are all going to make it then I don't know what is.

>>56380937
I've held on to some MNTS and thought it was dead as a doornail, but now look at it the past week. So maybe keep 1 or 2 shares just in case there's last gasp excitement.

>>56380290
>tfw ywn jackhammer an anime girl with your 12" rod

>>56380975
I gotta say it was an oddly comfy video. Had to do a double take with the Jesus stuff, God bless
>All the lolcows are still alive and doing well Anon, even DSP. If that isn't proof that life is good and that we are all going to make it then I don't know what is.
I suppose if even DSP and Chris are still out there doing well then surely we're all gonna make it too

>>56380980
I've been diluted and reverse-splitted down to 12 shares (I don't remember what I started with). I don't need the $2.36 those 12 shares are worth... I'm just worried about getting permanently stuck with them in my portfolio or something if it gets delisted.

>>56380290
You've been psyopped into thinking having a huge dick is necessary to please a woman and then also psyopped into thinking you can't make your dick bigger if it's on the smaller side. Thundersplace has the answers you seek.

>>56380937
Poor shareholder paypiggies. They didn't deserve this.

Baking

>>56380931
Yea but that's just a tiny percent to the county, you could still pay capital gains on real estate to the IRS, especially if it's an investment property or farm or piece of land, something besides your primary residence on top of the county property tax

>>56380995
You will never be a futa

>>56381002
At some point in time thanks to the internet people will realize that there was no winning or losing to life and that it was all about being comfy on the ride and making friends along the way. We all share this time on this little planet of ours together.

why are there two threads at the top of the catalog both over 300 posts where is the new thread wtf is going on

>>56381016
Shut up Anon, you mustn't spread out secrets to growing ones dick otherwise the average dick size just increases. We must keep our gains in secret and to only those that are down trodden and worthy of learning about our ways.

>>56381023
In the end life's what you make of it. Money doesn't give you happiness but it can give you a bit of safety, comfort and luxury. Happiness is an issue of its own. Do the things you want to do as soon as possible, have fun and enjoy your time with frens while you can.

>>56381022
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

>>56380363
please ser how do we make ai sing this

>>56381023
Maybe the real gains are the frens we made along the way..

>>56381078
>>56381078
>>56381078

>>56381039
The baker got taken out by a Hamas rocket.

Buy ESLT so that doesn't happen again.

>>56381082
kek no wonder the janny always deletes nonkosher threads and posts

>>56380870
You just described a 401(k) and a Roth IRA.

>>56381467
Yeah but I don't want to wait till I'm retired to blow those gains on whimsical things

>>56378874
PPBT. About to go nuts due to two promising drugs in trials.