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>another retard falls for the vanlife meme of sleeping in walmart parking lots, eating goyslop for every meal, showering at planet fitness and pissing in a bucket

>>56376606
Funny you should post this, I’m buying a van soon as well and going neet mode, surfing along the coasts of Portugal. Lots of hippie expat tang out there too

>>56376629
you just don't get it. he isn't FREE living under his parent's roof. for god's sake, he can't even hold a 14 hour sissy hypno porn goonsesh without his dad banging on the door and calling him a "disgusting fag embarrassment."

>>56376606
>being homeless is winning goy

>>56376606
>Why the fuck not.
Because it's an awful life, you'll feel like shit all the time, you'll be literally homeless, your sense of self worth will go to zero, you will come to hate the expensive depreciating asset that you bought to be your home and that you have to pay a fortune to maintain, you'll look at everybody and wonder why you can't have a normal life like the people you see... The 'van-life' dream thing will be the cope that you will hold unto to keep your head above the water, but it's like hiding an autobus with a leaf.
t. knower

>>56376629

You think these retards would figure out that you can buy an acre of land in Appalachia for $3k then stick a fancy $50k double wide on it for comfy austere living

>>56376722
>just buy this land in a country you're not from where everything is half the price of the country you are from

>>56376722
>$50k double wide
yeah maybe back in 1980 lmao

>>56376869
Appalachia isn't a country you fucking retard he's just gay and doesn't want to say west virginia because of all the CIA operatives and crazy outlaws in the woods and inbred fat women looking for city slickers who live there.

>>56376645
If you hate your parents you are not free and I can't see any reason anyone would ever like their american parents unless they were parents who actually helped their kids get a car at 16, go to a real college and help them maintain a high GPA to get scholarships in a major that pays the bills and then helps them with a big check to move out when they need to move out to a city which actually has jobs instead of the kind of area where you 'need to know' someone to get ahead.

Effectively, if you live with your parents, they probably hated you just slightly less than the parents who kicked their kids out at 18. It's the parents whose kids own houses by 25 who actually loved their kids.

>>56376702
you talk like a fag and your shit is all retarded

>>56376992

Eastern Tennessee is still cheap too

>>56376992
>Appalachia isn't a country you fucking retard
did I say it was?

>>56377041
>posting from my van

>>56377091
>>just buy this land in a country
>in a country
>a country
>country

>>56377136
Appalachia is IN a country...do you not understand that?

>>56376606
Because instead you can just geomaxx to a cheap country and creampie QTs like I did.

>>56377465
>make completely retarded mistake because you're too dumb to know what appalachia refers to
>double down and pretend everyone else is wrong

>>56376606
Folks things are better than ever!

>>56377574
>Appalachia is a socio-economic region located in the central and southern sections of the Appalachian Mountains of the Eastern United States.
>The United States of America (USA), commonly known as the United States (U.S.) or simply America, is a country primarily located in North America and ...

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>>>>just buy this land in a country you're not from
>>in a country you're not from
>a country you're not from
>united states is a country in north america
>a country

>>56376645
>he can't even hold a 14 hour sissy hypno porn goonsesh
I don't know what any of these words mean nor do I want to.