/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56363838
Buy Chainlink then

That's the only way to get rich nowadays

>>56363838
Boy you're in luck, you were born in the Crapitalist era that gives you endless opportunities to be a parasite that contributes nothing to society and gets paid for it!
You can be a
Banker
HR department head
Model
YouTuber
Advertiser
Marketer
Public speaker
Politician
Self help author
And much more!

>>56363838
Why do you respect our Jewish pedophile globohomo ruled civilization so much that you feel the need to produce something of value for it?

>>56363838
That's easy enough if you get a government job.

>>56363838
You vill work towards ze Great Future.
You vill contribute to ze New System.
You vill cooperate with ze Authority Sentries.

Yeah just like everyone else nowadays. Everybody is waking up to the "society" hyper pyramid scheme. If you don't have the capital to start a biz to exploit poor people with for profit then your best bet is probably crypto. Try staking high yield alts desperate for liquidity I guess. Pond, Polkadot, etc. Just look at good DEX and CEX platforms and see what pays out the most and do that.

>>56363949
Based. I think Politician pretty much gives you the absolute best results if you want all the power and influence you can get

>>56366123
Not everyone can be an entrepenur opening up a business, retard. What happens when everyone has some shitty subpar "side hustle"?

>>56366123
this
just research the coin in question to make sure it won't just do poof anytime soon.

> You WILL get the shot
> You WILL wear a mask
> You WILL take Jamal's dick up your ass
> You WILL cope
> You WILL seethe
> You WILL dilate
> You WILL be happy

>>56363917
This kek.
Doing anything 'honest' that actually contributes to your country is the biggest sucker's game ever, every single time. You are in construction? Enjoy minimum to mediocre wages while making sure your body is completely destroyed by the time you hit your 50's. Teacher? Lmao. Anything related to extracting raw materials? KEK.

>>56366141
I'm fucking tired of crypto being the answer to pretty much every single financial problem according to you fags. Goddamn

>>56363838
I want to get rich and then do things to civilization

>>56366139
You accumulate enough capital so you can start your own business and finally tell your boss to fuck off. Not that hard to do

>>56364032
how does one go about getting a gov job though. im pretty sure they wont allow cubicle robots like me with an average education. i always though that kind of thing was 101% pure unadulterated nepotism in action.

>>56364809
>>56366143
are these 2 random bot replies or what

>>56363838
FUCK WESTERN SOCIETY
EMBRACE BEING A NEET

>>56366123
>bro just buy this get rich quick scheme coin and make it

>>56363843
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>>56366158
These are always funny what are you talking about

>>56366123
i farmed twice. eth. both pools got hacked probably by some russian faggots or whatever. im not doing it ever again.

>>56363966
this and checked

>>56363838
That's literally the only way to get rich