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Will learning poker make me a better ga- investor?
>he's a no NATGAS nigger
Okay jannies do your job this thread and get all the /pol/ faggots out of here
OILFAM
>>56360624TKD
Watch out for the tech wreck next week. Boomer money managers gonna get rect.
>>56360613What are you investing in? Private islands?
>>56360664one of these days...
>>56360606I boughted BRK-B today
So do retail bears really think all this red is organic even after seeing that everyone is just buying puts when even slightly spooky headlines come out?? Do you not understand how that's just a self fulfilling prophecy? Do you unironically think the US economy is failing even after being totally wrong about it over and over?
>>56360705>So do retail bears really think all this red is organicThey are delusional as always and will be punished
>>56360705The economy is fake and gay, wake up
>mithril futures
I said this before and I'll say it again. If you make less than 100k DO NOT PAY TAXES you do not have to and nothing will happen. 10years and haven't gotten shit and I work for a great company and I own my home. Don't be afraid of boogeyman designated to those that really want to hide things. Fuck America.
>>56360798We need to switch to a flat sales tax system, fuck income tax slavery.
>>56360798What about if I make $100k down the road and haven’t paid taxes for a decade? Also I don’t need a criminal record to fuck my life up further
>>56360585JPM was the only defensive positioned one with a strong control over their banks from racking up massive losses.
>>56360615Probably. Ambitious poker players learn how to think in terms of probabilities in real situations. That would be helpful in investing.
good guys won today
Buying more.
>>56360826
regionals next week? WAL? anyone dumb enough to play TSLA?
>>56360673Based no-dividends value investor.
i'd like to 'slime' a chunky cosplay girlfinancially speaking of course
>>56360656It's the new safe haven. Name the last time one of the FAGTMAN stocks diluted to the extent Yellen's diluting treasuries.
>>56360798Careful, the golden age of tax evasion might be ending now that Biden and Yellen are desperately digging through the couch cushions for pennies.
>>56360656Which tech stocks are you thinking of? In next week's earnings reports, I see TSLA, ASML, SAP, NFLX, LRCX, and TSM.
>>56360903There's META in 2022.
>>56360917Imagine an estate tax aka death tax
>>56360826I capitulated and bought glasses for myself finally last week and today I realized I got a pair of these fucking things.
>>56360903microsoft has better bond security than the US government.
I have awoken from my three hour nap. Wait it's Friday? I lost track of all time. I opening tradingview expecting futures and there were no.
I'm so fucked bros. Please tell me SPY has a possible bounce at 430 or at least some resistance. I can't take another heeming.
>>56360798>good jobs that pay less than 100kwtf are you from the 1950s?grandpa is that you? tell grandma i love heralso what happens if i make double that and don't pay or rather what should i do then mr tax lawyer?
>>56360865?
>>563606061 YEAR SINCE THE BULL MARKET STARTED
>>56360918ASML is about to get shrecked.
>>56360656Kuppy is that you? You’re retarded. America isn’t an EM.
>>56361002>palestinechan52>52Did the pol weebs make more war waifus?
Reading comments from permabulls on here, Stocktwits and Reddit reminds me of euphoric retards who believed bitcoin would be 100k by now and didn’t sell. Don’t believe the hype
>>56361008shit will be green and/or crab ladengood luck anon
>>56361047I really hope so man, I fucked up hard this week.
>>56360917Don't forget that if someone is making less than 50k the government actually saves money if they don't file their taxes because they don't have to send a refund they could've gotten using deductions. Reducing the amount you pay on your taxes via the use of deductions is just good accounting practices, tax evasion is retarded.
>>56361043This is the first fresh military conflict after the AI image boom so yes. A lot.
>>56361008I think the gamma squeeze level is 427
>>56360705> Do you not understand how that's just a self fulfilling prophecy? what the fuck do you think option dealer gamma is retard? yes that shit is a self-fulfilling prophecy; thats how the market fucking worksIf i wasnt taking a shit right now and had something better to do i wouldnt even waste my time explaining this to your faggot ass:there are 2 hedging activity zones for options dealers, CTAs, and vol-control hedge funds:Positive gamma and negative gammaPositive gamma means dealers will buy the dip and sell the rip, causing a revert to the mean effect with lower volatilityNegative gamma means dealers will buy the rip and sell the dip, causing a pile on effect with higher volatilityWe are and have been for the past 10 trading days in negative gamma zone. There is a “flip line” on the SPX that determines when dealers will be in positive or negative gamma zones>inb4 how do we know which zone dealers are currently in and whats the flip line?You have to fucking pay for it you broke ass nigger. Welcome to wall street and go fuck yourself
>>56361066Near impossible to deduct for a w-2 employee.
>>56361119You wanted benefits instead of being a 1099 chad, should've talked to an accountant at least once in your life or picked a more lucrative trade.
>>56361141If it weren't for my 401k my girlfriend probably would have spent all my money.
Made a KR runSince I'm now unemployed, I had to stop buying snacks and just stick to food for meals. I've been eating a lot of ramen noodles, but they were out of the flavors I like (and they were on sale too!). So, I went to the fancy ramen section and they were out of my favorite flavor there too... so I had to buy the Spicy Singapore flavor, and it was pretty good but kinda spicy.Short KR, they can't even keep fucking ramen in stock
>>56361137This seems like something I could write my own screener for.
>>56361161I really prefer Aldi when I'm saving money. My weekly grocery runs there are consistently <$20.It's a shame they're not publicly traded. The closest you can get is this dutch holding company that owns WinDixie and Food Lion.
>>56361137so with larger negative gamma towards 400, if we start to fall we accelerate into the fall?
>go to the /gme/ general on /biz/Holy fuck those people are legit unhinged and some of the craziest motherfuckers on the internet
>>56361161Long COST and USFD.My unemployment was get huge #10 can of cheese sauce and a giant bag of nacho chips. Open the can, put a foodsaver bag it over it, flip, cut the bottom off the can so all the cheese comes out. Seal the other end of the bag and then clip a hole in the corner. Cheese sauce pipette bag. Pour over chips and put w/e other toppings, 30 sec in microwave. Very good, quick, and cheap as hell. Basically lived on that for 5 months.Follow my blog for more money hacks.
>>56361217It's fun to lurk there every once and a while.
>>56361161>Ramen noodleJust buy some eggs and sausage, beans, and rice
>>56361217BBBY was worse but GME general has less trolling and more unironic reddit refugees that keep drinking the kool-aid
>>56361226Yeah because how batshit crazy they are - I can't even follow half the thread because of that.
>>56361161I knew trouble was brewing when I stopped being able to find economy frozen burritos anywhere. They simply aren't sold anymore here. You can buy fancy ones from small burrito companies (for a lot of money) but the big mass produced brands are gone. You simply cannot buy an economy frozen burrito in Canada anymore. It's been like this since 2021.
>>56361229ramen has honestly gotten expensive enough this isn't bad advice.I swear that shit used to be like 10 cents a pack.
>>56361234The game's dead. Can't even sell puts anymore because IV's died.A stock that averages about a million and a half in daily volume is dreadful. Borderline pennystock by way of illiquidity. I remember a time when liquidity was trading in the 50 to 100 millions per day, now no one touches it anymore.
>>56361161how is everyone unemployed now
>>56361247Bread is getting expensive twice as fast as flower.The fewer steps that are required to get the thing out of the animal/plant the cheaper it's going to be.
>>56361254Unemployed gang!
>>56361241MY KINGDOM FOR AN EL MONTEREY CHIMICHANGA
>>56360606I'm facing hairless at age 23. Literally 1 month ago there was no signs. Now I have a noticeable lack of hair on my crown :( . How can I profit off of this :D
>>56361254Idk about everyone else, but the leaders of the startup I was at ran the company into the ground. I made it to the fourth round of layoffs though, so it was a good run
>>56361181long gamma means dealers sell pumps and buy dumps, short gamma is the oppositebasically it shows major technical resistance at 4500, if we break above 4600 there could be new highs. since they're increasingly short below we could sell deep back to the ol' 4100 supply zone before snapping back to 4375all exclusive to current market conditions, price changes sentiment
friday the 13th
>>56360673Based. It's probably cheap from the KO thing.
devil came by this morningsaid he hadsomething to show me
I'm Jewish.
>>56361310I'd be willing to bet most people that end up here are partly jewish and some don't know it. There's this weird ethnic empathy thing that I think makes some of what they do more obvious to people who have some jewish heritage.
>>56361315Haha, I’m 1/16.
>>56361315my grandma had to leave europe after the war and hates germans but i don't think i'm jewish
>>56361320Same.>>56361321That's what I thought.
>>56361327>That's what I thoughtwell fuck I guess I'm giving my DNA to 23andme
>>56360964Just save the trouble and leave all your money to Israel.
>>56361315Nope. I'm here because of autism.
>>56361332I’m 1/16th that too.
why dont people just listen to big beat and french house instead of those shit 'lofi' streams on yt?
>>56361036Why do you think that?
>>56361339The whole point of that lofi shit is that its background trash. It's a single one time click on a youtube link, maximum laziness. The music is entirely forgettable.
>>56361315extremely whitesometimes i wish i was of the tribe, but only sometimesseems like a lot of good connections that the rest of us don't getfinancially speaking
>>56361355I have a friend who is about as "Aryan" as you can get: tall, blonde, handsome, white, and (I'm told) big dick. He did a heritage study and surprisingly he has like 20-30% Iraqi/Persian genes. We're Finnish.
Yields...
>>56361373I want a cute Persian gf.
>>56361109Now this is the shit I stick around smg for. That all makes enough sense to me but it still just blows, of course humans are just the dumbest greediest chimps possible. How much does it cost to see this flip line?
>>56361399>attention whore gfno thanks
>>56361394gotta love yield spreads whiplashing so much
uuuhhhhh I’m so stressed out I wish I didn’t lose money today I can’t handle dealing with this loss for the next week what the fuck is wrong with me. Whenever I start a losing streak I never get out of it uhhhhhhhhh I can’t believe this is happening again guys oh god
>>56361394Animegirl... I yield.
I made a quarter of a million dollars last year and I can't get a single like or match on Hinge. I haven't been on a date in six years.
>>56361394what is the meaning of that massive 20y kink
>>5636161020Y aren't used in most funds and portfolios so they are sold off, hence the hump there.
>>56361616Wrong.>>5636161020 year bonds are the most liquid because of all the ETFs like TLT that give you exposure to that duration. More liquid markets tend to more accurately reflect the true price, and so the 20 year is being shorted into oblivion, which is where the rest of the bond market will be headed soon.
I come from evangelical jews that disgusted me and made me hate religion for most of my life before I had spent long enough peering into the matter to figure out jews are just jews and some of them are shitty and most of them aren't. It's like that for all the big religions. It's also why I get pissed the fuck off when people keep spamming "muh jooz" or "muh muzzie" or "muh jeezus" shitposting to just dump on some group they don't like as a whole because it's regressive and retarded and that's not even the point of the board to begin with. You cannot separate politics from finance entirely but you can have a more nuanced take than "the people I don't like are why everything sucks and I'm totally not responsible at all for my life sucking, you should have the same positions I do if you're based and tradpilled and agree haha". Fuck the subversive bullshit, talk about business and finance.
>>56361626not true anon. the 20 year bond is not "TLT". the 20 year duration bond was reintroduced to market in 2020, after being decommissioned in 1986. TLT has existed since 2002 and is mostly 30 year treasury bills. it buys 30 year treasuries and sells them after 10 years. the 20 year bond has a hump because it is illiquid, not traded much and most institutions like insurance companies arent exposed to it.
>>56361654It doesn't matter when it was created. All those 20 year bond ETFs (there's at least five I can think of) give you easy exposure to the 20 year. It's dumping because it's the most easily shortable of all the bond durations.
>>56361661it gives you exposure to 30 year treasuries....it shows that in the holding. they bought 30 year treasuries in 2013 that are maturing in 2043. there is not a single 20 year bond in TLT.
>>56361673Bonds with the same maturation date will have the same yield. Bonds that were issued as 30 year bonds 10 years ago will have the same market price as new 20 year bonds. They compete with each other in the market and are more or less fungible. The maturation date is the only thing that matters and the bond market is going to zero.
>>56361684but they dont buy 20 years anon, TLT does not contain them. therefore you are not shorting the 20 year treasury with TLT. the reason the 20 year bond has a little bump and a higher yield on the yield curve has nothing to do with any of your reasons. it has to do with it being reintroduced after 34 years and the market for it being undeveloped. there's less of a flight-to-safety being priced in the 20 year therefore yields are higher. most corporations stick to 2s, 3s, 5s, 10s, and 30s since they fit into duration buckets most institutions are used to. credit issuance and secondary trading is much heavier at the 10 and 30 points than 20 year.
>>56361399she can hez my bollahs
>>56361717You completely ignored what I just wrote. You're intentionally dancing around the issue. It doesn't matter though. Bonds are worthless trash and you'll see soon enough. Just don't say I didn't warn you.
>>56361730i dont own TLT or any bonds, and have no idea where yields are going
>>56361717she looks like she could go anywhere she wants with that car
>>56361730Bonds yes, but the short end is not bad. Even if they start the printer back up right now, nominal GDP will not be 5% the next 2 years. No printer risk, easy trade.
>>56360606https://youtu.be/gDE8MNiQVtY?si=uvybh2elKpzDX5CRThis a good song. Anyways anons what's your opinion on PNC. On one hand yes I believe it is undervalued, it's is a good bank that is being affected by the recession. But I'd don't know it's the right time to enter the market? Should I just DCA??
I require more money.
>>56361650>I come from evangelical jewsKek. Like Jews are knocking on people's doors trying to convert them? Yeah, right. You're either born into the Jewish Crime Family / Mafia or you marry into it. "Convert". Lol. LMAO even.
>>56361161>Since I'm now unemployedHow'd you lose your job, KR anon? Did you work in tech?
>>56361161You'll actually get way more nutrition per currency unit if you buy chicken & rice and cook it yourself.
>>56360423>Hamas beheaded 40000 babbies to save TLT baggiesWow you figured out the conspiracy, smartest goy
>>56360673>I boughted BRK-B todayIt's like what, 20% of AAPL right now?There is a potential downside to that. The good thing is that BRK is always looking really hard for good opportunities and will probably have sold KO and AAPL before they got rekt.
>>56360705>So do retail bears really think all this red is organicThis red is inevitable because while we agree that line always go up, there need to be fluctuations. If it was fully predictable there would be no justification for a risk premium and we could just buy bonds. The risk premium happens when line goes down and you either have puts, or then buy the bottom.
>>56361109Thanks for the insights anon, good stuff.
>>56361257>The fewer steps that are required to get the thing out of the animal/plant the cheaper it's going to be.Potatoes are the ultimate food for survival. They are easy to grow, dirt cheap to buy and store for 8 months in a cool, ventilated basement. I remember seeing my grandma's potato hoard in the 1970s when I was a kid, she survived the famine at the end of ww2 by having enough potatoes.
I asked my coworkers about their savings yesterday, almost all of them said they have no savings. What do they know that I don't?
>>56362165they're dumb money, same is true for my coworkers my age.>What do they know that I don't?idk how to spend all of their savings without regard for financial stability.
>>56362165They know how to keep their mouth shut and not disclose themselves as targets in the upcoming collapse.
>be up 2k for the week>dont sell>down 800
>>56362259time in the market.....beats timing the market
>>56362165they are all in. you are missing out
thoughts on this earnings season? do we get santa rally or get margin called?
>>56362262That shit doe not apply to options, though. Which is probably what 65% of the degenerates here are gambling on.
Spoonfeed some fantastic songs for me, I need some comfy weekend listening. I don't care about the genre or the language or whatever just post some bangers you know what I'm saying?
>>56362165Always pretend to have nothing. People get jealous very easily.
>>56362049>buy BRK-B>short AAPL for 20% of the BRK-B positionthere, BRK-B fixed
Bros have you seen Iceland's yields? 8-10%. Buy now, get 20% (isch) in two years. Pretty stable currency as well and very high rates and inflation. Rich country with minimal problems so the money should be guaranteed.Anyone have experience with foreign bonds?
>>56362482We only buy Romanian bonds denominated in Lei to diversify our FX
>>56361673Where do you get this?
>>56360798
>>56361315>I'd be willing to bet most people that end up here are partly jewish and some don't know itHmmm... Grandma always has that one hanukkiah in her bedroom...
>>56362533nvm I figured it out.
>>56362329It's the season for options, bonds, and just holding cash.Now isn't really a good time to be buying lots of stocks. I'm very very slowly DCAing into a few I like but most of my accounts are nearly all cash with a handful of options.
>>56362499WHy buy Romanian when you can buy Icelandian bonds though? Iceland has higher yields and it feels more safe.Also, how do you buy them? This is insane, 8-10% returns each year? That easily beats stocks (besides the magnificent seven that is)
>>56362647>This is insane, 8-10% returns each year?You're losing money inflation adjusted.
>>56362647Unless you can get them in Euros I wouldn't risk it.
>>56362660Not really. My personal spending has barely increased these past 10 years. And 10% return per year beats zero or negative returns.>>56362676Hmm, if Euro starts to weaken because of ECB, I would get more when I eventually exchange back to Euro. But that is of course risky. But Romanian currency ain't pegged against Euro and it just keeps dropping vs Euro. How is that a better investment? You are losing value if you are holding the bonds in Lei... unless you can somehow buy them in Euros
>>56362706Buying Romanian bonds for 8% when you can buy US bonds for ~5% makes no sense. Leu will lose to the USD also.
>>56361252>I remember a time when liquidity was trading in the 50 to 100 millions per day, now no one touches it anymore.It's cause of MUH DRS bro, don't you know???
>>56362706This >>56362676 is a serious answer, this >>56362499 is not, that's the difference.
>>56362732They're both saying the same thing though. One is just much more sarcastic than the other.
I am exploring saxotrader and I see plenty of "coupon" bonds with coupon interests of 6%+, but the accrued interest is like 1%, wtf?Fugg why is this so complicated? Just let me buy bonds that give me 8% every year and that's that. I want to go back to the original 50/50 split of stocks/bonds.Where do you guys buy your bonds?
>>56361109thanks anon, it's not the first time I see this post, but it's good to have a reminder
>>56362351I got you covered famalamadingdong. Nothing but the best from mehttps://youtu.be/7Wcr_vLtt2U?si=EH6dm-3BC7JEBLrz
any real promising opportunities right now?
Is there something like /smg/ on the internet where you have to show proof of a minimum six-figure net worth to filter out the schizos and LARPers that frequent this general?
>>56362859Why would you ever want to go to a place like that? Try your local synagogue Moshi.
>>56362859I've heard Value Investors Club is like that.
>>56362865Because 95% of the posts here are drivel and I'm getting increasingly tired of having to sift through them to find the 5% of useful info. I want something like /smg/ but where people have some verified success so I don't have to waste my time here anymore drudging through schizo posts, AI spammers, and anime posters.
>>56362855Energy, China, some US banks,
>>56362887Just looked it up. The premise seems very interesting. I'll look into it since I have a couple of ideas I may be able to pitch to gain entry.
>>56362891>I want a community where it's just rich investors that will spoon-feed me their secrets to make me rich overnightKek good luck retard
>>56362755Lum is such a tasty little cunny
>>56362895wich energy? its already to late to buy oilnot buying chinanot touching house of cards banks either
>>56361595TWU
Is SOXS going to hit $50 by Monday at close?
What’s the viability of this idea: a platform where naked short automatically become barrier options, where the barrier is equal to how much collateral you posted for the position, and your collateral is automatically cash exercised to the buyer when hit.
>>56361332Fuck. I've been able to manage mostly leaving this place for most of the last couple of weeks and have been thinking I'm finally free. I could clearly see the cons outweighing the pros. This post somehow nulls and voids all of that progress and I am probably going to add this shithole back to my Edge shortcuts. I have not gone anywhere else during this time, just been reading stuff. Thanks a lot for bringing it back fully to my attention that I truly have nowhere else to go, fag. I really don't have here to go either so I have nowhere. Bunch of fuckin niggers.
>>56362855NTR is slowly getting into buy territory. Oil and gold producers are a buy upon pullback. QQQ/SPY are a short but wait for a bounce. Bond yields remain uncertain for now, either they keep trending up or they'll begin reversing that trend.
>>56362910That's disgusting, bro.>>56362891Literally just buy Novo and Eli Lilly, do something useful for 10 years, come back and enjoy +1000% gains. Everyone here is just memeing and having fun bro. We are all 100% in the magnificent seven + Novo/Eli Lilly. There is no reason to ever buy anything else.This is not the 90s. There really is a simple trick to get guaranteed gains
its only been 2 weeks, but the days are starting to blur. unemployment sucks when you don't have anything to do apart from the usual chores. there's no longer excitement that its the weekend. i think i'll look for a job come monday, build up some cash again, and then get into 0DTE options again. for now, i can only hope oil goes higher
>>56362891I think there's some value in the noise. It's too easy to close yourself off into a comfortable echo chamber and not realize what's going on in other people's lives.
I don't see nothin' wrong, with a lil' bump n' grind.
>>56362923Suit yourself.
>>56362855>>56363029Oh also the uranium trade is beginning to cool off a bit I think. Watch KAP, it's a solid buy once it gets some technical support. Also once that happens the rest of the sector should also be in a good place to buy or gamble on calls
>>56362891Investing involves wading through thousands of shitcos to find opportunity, but you get filtered by simple posts here?
>>56363066KAP has no support above $30
Out of all of it nothing comes anywhere near to "shitting up the thread" as much as 1) going back and forth over who is a glowie shill, and 2) complaining about how others enjoy posting. Fuckin niggers.
>>56362482They defaulted on their debt back in 2008 and have an inflation rate of 8.3% (and increasing). With a 10Y yield of 7.4% you would be losing 0.9% in real yield annually, assuming inflation remains stable. And if the dollar or other currencies appreciate at all against their currency you lose even more money.
>>56363035Above average advice but you’re leaving money on the table
>>56363093Yeah, I kind of came at the same conclusion. Unfortunately, my own country's bond yields suck major ass. I'm just gonna stick with the magnificent seven and kill myself later on due to boredom. Have a nice day, m8
>>56363035>Literally just*let HOOD auto DCA into FCG
>>56362351Wow that's great.
>>56363090It has support at $38, minor support at $36, weak support at $34 and solid support at $32.
>>56363135Here's the full video with soundhttps://youtu.be/byAfC5yW_hw?si=XWgs6jrW4iChRmFF
uhhhh i thought it was a joke but 6 figure hell is real?? wtf bros how do I into >millionaire grindset? I swear on my life and my yeezys im literally hard burning the slush rn i don't even smoke or buy car
>>56361399U can have her bro, i just want the qt white 19yo gf
>>56363162>6 figure hellIf most of you city dwelling faggots left the city and moved to the Midwest you could live comfortably as a NEET on that money for quite a long time .
>>563615951. How did u make that money?2. How old are you?3. Do you look good? Work out? Look clean presentable and with a decent style and haircut?4. Do you pics reflect your wealth, lifestyle and looks?But simplest sdv would be to minimise pics and just pick a few good ones, then keep chit chat to a minimum and try setup dates and appear busy. And ofc use multiple apps not just hinge
>>56362351I gotchu anon, this is my FAVORITE song i listen to it everyday>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVV95JQcWhg>>56363170i'm a natural born country boi so yea i might live it out as a roadie down in the alley once this cityshit's done. I do need a way to propel myself outta hell though, why tf loan/margin rates gotta be so high an shit?
>>56362923Too late to buy oil? My brother in Christ, cushing is empty, SPR has 180mm recoverable barrels, and we’re in a 3mm barrel day deficit. Easy 30-60% upside from here.
All this talk about being a tranny stuff and how poor you faggots are but no one here talks about his support for Israel. You fucking nazis.
>>56363197I like that song a lot, check this out I think you'll love ithttps://youtu.be/gHWAtMQs0NY?si=hfghINVNUglyGRNd
Very strong bearish divergence on the monthly for AAPL. Not quite as strong on the SPX or other big tech stocks like MSFT but its very pronounced on AAPL. Tech has peaked here. I'm calling it. Now tech will violently crab downwards and spend a while flirting around the 200 WMA. Screencap this.
>>56363260Yep the top is in. My NVDA short is already up like +4.6% and I'm planning on just buying QQQ or SPY puts after a dead cat bounce. Maybe even double down on NVDA since that chart looks so ripe to sell
>>56363251yooooo that went hard af that's going in the karaoke playlist immediatelymy brothas in the wild bouta hear that fresh fresh
>>56363273>NVDA shortYou like playing with fire... good luck.
>>56363251>3 white people on 1 stageLack of diversity is the problem here.
>>56363273I mean the general trend of an uptrending tech sector is now slowly diminshing. There will still be violent oscillations and NVDA might very well still have a pump past ATH left in it, but things will start trending downwards now.
>>56363286My downside is practically very limited by my position sizing and stop loss order. And my upside is augmented.
>>56363162>my yeezysAnyone who owns these should be lined up against a wall and shot along with the retards that wear red colored shoes.
>>56361834Yes, was at kind of a late-stage startup that was managed into the ground after they received a bunch of VC money>>56361928Yes, that's one of the things I cook as well actually
>>56363295That is true. If my NVDA stop loss is hit I'll wait for an opening to buy puts.
>>56360798...how would they know the amount if it was not paid? Theyre making this up.
>>56363170With a car you can move anywhere you want
>>56363304haha im just kidding bro we out here rocking the hey dudes on the daily
>>56363338Nice Chad Lego man
Is this time to DCA into dividend stocks now that they are going red every day or anyone think this is going to be a red crab into 2025?
>>56363360I've been DCAing into XOM and CNQ myself, and I've been paid pretty well for that thus far>inb4 afraid of oildo not fear my child, embrace energy
Even "the pros" that are supposed to really "know their shit" can bet wrong.https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/carl-icahn-bet-on-the-big-short-2-0-now-he-says-the-game-was-rigged/ar-AA1iclnyI am still a long way from understanding the bond situation. I find it best to just stick with NATGAS for the most part, at least until a legit bull market for general equities is back on. Nonetheless, I learn what I can as I can.https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/the-threat-posed-by-bonds-to-the-global-financial-system/ar-AA1icCGL
>>56363141It had some soft support at $40 coming out of the latest pump. Beyond that the chart goes back to the entire past year where it sat below $30. Support will now be above $30.A collapsing pump does not provide support. You sound like a desperate bagholder when you throw out random increments like that. Take your gains now, if you still have any.
>>56363251NoooOOO!!!
New CC etf dropped. FEPI it’s an ETF of 15 big tech stocks.If you feel like gambling go ahead. Maybe the dividend will pay maybe you will suffer massive capital loss
>>56363442https://www.investopedia.com/bond-vigilante-6386194
>>56361399I wish I looked like this.
It seems like I could just sit pretty in money market and collect 5%, then when the Jerome starts "thinking about thinking about lowering rates" I just jump into short term bonds and continue collecting 5%+appreciation, then a few months later switch this to medium/long term bonds for the same thing. Hold for the rate lowering cycle so probably ~12mo and jump back to equities after Jerome has crashed them.How could this strategy go wrong and why is anyone holding other assets right now. If I were to rent out my own house it would be like 2% ROI, sharpe ratio for stocks way lower than risk free 5% backed by the US military.
>>56363454the moving averages are your friend is all I will say. I'm in the green on KAP and I'm comfortable holding it unless it goes below $38. If it does go down from there, I'll take off some profits and wait.
>>56363273I am shorting a bunch of biotech stocks that went up a ton along with NVDA i.e. AI factor beta like RXRX, EXAI, BTAI (lol my BTAI short is my best short of all time so far) and it's clear how much NVDA is tied to so many garbage names with some bit of AI exposure cuz they'll be using lots of NVDA GPUs.
>>56363520Why settle for so little?
>>56363035>We are all 100% in the magnificent seven + Novo/Eli Lilly. There is no reason to ever buy anything else.>This is not the 90s. There really is a simple trick to get guaranteed gainsIQ: -50
>>56363520The simplest, easiest, most tactically functional Way is to just let your cash sit in a HOOD Gold account getting 4.9% daily accrued/monthly paid while it awaits your moment's nootice trigger pull if you happen to spot a good invoostment/trade opportunity. This, of course, requires you to have enough capital for that interest to pay the $5 monthly Gold fee and then some. The payouts are on the last day of the month and I bought Gold on the first day of a month so it always comes out of the interest that just fresh dropped.
>>56363294QCOM is super Asian/Indian. I went to a friend's friends house one time in San Diego (literally a mansion) and her dad was some QCOM chink talking about how chinky and indian the whole company is. Usually this is how tech companies work: all the white people work in marketing / sales, Indians/Azns work on the technical part. I bet that if you had another turbocringe presentation from tech companies these days, you'd see mostly white people there. It's just how it is, the marketing/sales end is super fucking white. At my old company this was the case and it's pretty much been everywhere I go.
Are any of you holding any crypto?
>>56363520>collect 5%>inflation 3.7%>real yield 1.3%When will you learn...
>Per Numerator data (conducted in 500 people), current Ozempic users are likely buying significantly less food and beverages, especially snacks and higher carb productsShort sell accordingly.
>>56363601>People need to take a drug to stop buying goy sloppa at the store.I really don't get this shit.
good morning, does this chart mean we have a 3-6 months left?
>>56363595Any gains at all beat the shit out of the negative yields from holding during THA GREAT HEEM TO COME.
>>56363601They will bottom out on their "weight loss" eventually and need to eat again. BUY THA DIP.
>>56360903Overhyped shit stocks like Meta can crash to shit any day. Also, heavy growth stocks which are stalling, like Netflix, where it seems subscriptions have peaked. Worse, if there is also China risk involved like with Nvidia. MSFT and GOOG are pretty safu I'd say.
>>56363627It's very conceivable when you understand that all the goyslop on our shelves has unironically been designed to keep people ADDICTED to it and not satiated by it. Food scientists / chemists are paid by these CPG companies to basically make the food as addicting as possible.It's no wonder we have drugs like Ozempic to get people to stop buying goy slop.If we put a huge tax on disgusting goyslop, this wouldn't be happening. I'm not one of those "healthy food is more expensive than junk food!" retards (its not), but we should at least subsidize the marketing of healthy food and get rid of goyslop at schools — instill japanese style "shokuiku" nutrition curricula for many years in kids
>>56363662Saying this is as someone who has literally eaten a COST hot dog and McDonalds Mcdouble and fries (fries free with app) this week
>>56363643It is distinctly possible for bonds to get heemed too just like stocks. Might as well buy VZ or MO with this attitude.
I'd like to see one more rally in tech to get that nice and sweet bearish divergence on the weekly for SPX and most of the FAGMAN stocks besides AAPL before I feel safe shorting. Once normies relax we'll know its time.
>>56360624Good morning saar. /biz/ is a TKD board and soon to be a TPD board.
>>56363690This would ideally coincide with yields going down. TLT is a clear buy for anyone who is not fucking stupid.
>>56363678Tobacco stocks usually hold up preddy gud in a recession. Communications don't. Buying already cheap VZ in a few months for even 20-30% less will give you based as fuck dividend yields. And yes, I know it's a dead dog.
>>56363627That's a false narrative that they are blaming on ozempic rather than horrific inflation. People are buying less goyslop because people are broke. Inflation numbers actually went up again in September. Don't believe anything the (((media))) tells you. The only people that truly have access to ozempic are celebrities and a handful of diabetics. They make it seem like everyone is taking the stuff and that's simply not true.
>>56363678Well yeah, I just >>56363558 myself, but assuming the figures and notion >>56363595 being "set in stone" then the general notion of >>56363643 applies. I suppose the alternatives to my own Way would be money markets, CDs, and other interest bearing savings accounts.
>>56362165when people ask me if i have crypto i just say it s a scam....better look poor anon. Officialy i would say i have maybe like 4k credit card debt and no saving....
>>56363295>things will start trending downwards nowt. your gaping asshole
>>56360624They would rather just delete our thread randomly
>>56363656Crowdstrike is the only one giving me fomo
>>56363708>That's a false narrative that they are blaming on ozempic rather than horrific inflationSeems highly probable desu.
>>56363745That's a woman
>>56363656NFLX will probably win the streaming wars...or else DIS will somehow consume it.
>>56363829If HBO put even a little effort into their servers, they would mog both Netflix and Disney, but they insist on having the worst UI out of all the streaming platforms, but their content is way better than the rest.
>>56360624TKD though
Is Pfizer going out of business
>>56363835Maybe, NFLX does get a gem once in awhile but currently theyre so devoid of content theyve turned to asian markets to get some kdramas and such. Guess one piece is doing alright.
>>56363558you're paying $5 for when fidelity offers the same for no fee
>congrats anon! youve been promoted to chair of federal reserve. what is your first move?well..
>>56363982+300 bepis
>>56363982>At this moment, we have decided to change the rules surrounding bank reserves.>Instead of banks having a ZERO reserve requirement, we are increasing this requirement to 1%>That is all.Literally, entire global financial system collapses, within seconds
>>56363286have you looked at the stock? going long seems more daring..
>>56364035Touching that stock long or short is daring imo. Although your probably right going long seems more daring.
>>56363969>the sameYeah, no. Fagelity uses a NON FDIC INSURED money market fund which CAN POTENTIALLY LOSE MONEY. HOOD uses FDIC INSURED cash sweep into many banks so each portion is safe up to the FDIC max.
>>56364043>Touching that stock long or short is daringAbsolutely agreed.
>>56363537>biotech, AIgood ideas, I'll have a look at those tickers and see if I'll join you there>>56363594I unironically believe cryptocurrencies are just another manifestation of ZIRP era insanity and as such I do not, nor do I plan to even touch anything related to cryptos
If you want to just relax under the shade of a cherry blossom tree with your family buy oil and dividend stocks.
I just know that something good is gonna happen.
>>56364054KEK!I keep saying their daughter is actually standing in the shadow of Mt. Fuji but Rocker is in denial (ain't just a river in Egypt).
>>56363662>It's no wonder we have drugs like Ozempic to get people to stop buying goy slop.>consuming essentially recreational drugs to overcome addiction to consumptionhave we reached peak consoomer?
>>56364056FUCKIN'BLESSED&BASEDhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dNKwTSgGFk
>>56364047name one time spaxx lost money, if it does the US govt isn't honoring its debts and you have bigger problems.
>>56364056Kate Bush?https://youtu.be/pllRW9wETzwOr Utah Saints?https://youtu.be/Xg9Wqs4vjZM
>>56364087It's the principle of the matter, the Fagelity offering is inherently inferior because they are shit in a nice looking wrapper coasting on boomer rep.
>>56364054Why not both in one package?>XOM has increased dividends every year since 2007>CNQ has increased dividends every year since 2012
>>56363520A couple things. When rates drop it will likely happen with little to no warning like in 2020 due to a war or a crash. If you're in bonds you'll have to wait for them to mature to get your money out or face a steep loss.>>56363560IME: engineering at most tech companies is around 50% Asian, 40% White, and 10% whatever else. Very few places are near 100% Asian with engineers. It probably feels that way because Asians are something like 7% of the US population so seeing anywhere near a majority of them anywhere is weird.Not that it's a good thing.>>56363662Damn taxes just let them cover their own healthcare.
>>56364122>When rates dropThat'd be "if". We can't assume GFC will repeat. I actually doubt there will be bih bailouts this time.
>>56364122>If you're in bonds you'll have to wait for them to mature to get your money outI would go into a bond with this assumption to begin with, generally.
>>56364129I think there are even odds for it but yeah, the strategy assumed they would, idk what their exit strategy was for when they got tired of waiting.
>>56363982Set a strict female dress code. If brainard is to break the glass ceiling I demand to see up her skirt.
>>56364054Inaccurate photo...
>>56364115Currently hold XOM and She’ll. Will check out CNQ. I will say I am wary about Canadian companies because of that commie fag boy Trudeau.
>>56364106>paying rh to move your money to a bank when you can do it yourselflol, lmao even.
>>56363662>instill japanese style "shokuiku" nutrition curricula for many years in kidsthere's a reason so many of the 'it's better in japan!' things won't work here and i'll give you three guesses
>>563641681. Jews2. Jews3. Jews?
>>56362855Novo Nordisk still has 70% upside
>>56362092you can also get potato pots and grow them indoors for unlimited potatoes.
>>56364156I took some artistic/autistic license with these builds as well as spied on you when you took the family back to Japan for vacation.
>>56361315if everyone claimed to be jewish, then nobody is jewish.
>>56364161Not and have it sitting there awaiting a moment's trigger pull on a trade and not including access to full Morningstar reports and Level II data.
>>56361315Nah just a traveler of time and space who has found his way to the final board in my journey.
>>56364159>I am wary about Canadian companiesWarranted but they do have some excellent oil and gas land.
>>56364199Based on?...
>>56364208Obviously people like that aren't *jewish* but I think even the small amount of mixing has a subtle effect that you can see if you watch out for.
>>56364159I can say from personal experience that Canadian E&Ps are no more or less risky than US ones. Turdeau is a nothingburger and Biden unironically messes with hydrocarbon producers more. First Nations people can be a pain in the ass and have been for pipeline development but that sort of helped Canadian E&Ps to maintain disciplined growth and not overdrill their ground to shit. CNQ is the cream of the crop of Canadian oil companies
>>56364229>>56364250Thanks for the tips leaf bros. I will definitely check them out. You’re right, he can’t be any worse then Biden. Oil always seems to win in the end.
>>56360798There is no such thing as tax evasion, only theft prevention.
>>56364261I'll also add that Canadian E&Ps have a bit of a forex advantage when USD is up. It actually makes a tangible difference in the bottom line.
My slurp at open was the snowflake that started an avalanche. It’s been an exhilarating ride so far and I can’t imagine ever parting with these shares.
>>56364261>leaf brosNo ma'am, only the other is, but I tend to hold his insights as valuable nonetheless.
>>56364272I'm also not a leaf though
macro implications of SPY vs RSP lag?
>>56364277Ah, very good, blessed.
>>56364280Flight to safety.It's over.
>>56363656META won't crash as long as Boomers and Instathots exist. NFLX is as stable as treasuries. And China risk to NVDA also applies to the trillions in treasuries and agency bonds they hold.
Speaking of oil/gas/dividends, I'm not seeing PBR mentioned. I recommended it to a friend a couple of months ago and he's quite pleased, but it's maybe a little on the high side for a substantial buy in at the moment.
>>56364311EC, VIST, and YPF are some other Latinx American oil & gas plays if you want tickers to look at.
>>56364311Yes PBR is also a great dividend oil stock and quite cheap to boot, I think it's like 3-4 times undervalued compared to XOM in an EV/FCF basis if memory serves me right. But that one does hold some political baggage as it's a NOC so Brazilian politics could end up messing with shareholder returns or the share price. But if you can stomach that risk it's a great hold. Their offshore outlook is perhaps second to none
John Rocker felt a wave of nostalgia sweep over him as he entered the place where it all started. The sight of his favorite table and stool set brought back some good memories. He was never sure why he was so attracted to them, they just seemed comfy. Daughter also seemed to like them as well. The wife amused herself in the kitchen. Buy oil.
>>56364168Japan is a racially uniform, high-trust society and children are educated to behave well?
>>56363338I wish I had a hobby that made me this happy
I hate the fact I still have no money saved
>>56364387You're lucky my wolverines are taking Indiana's bussy or I'd be taking yours...
>>56364387lmfao
$MCD bros, let's roll.https://twitter.com/Mcdonaldsoman/status/1713227288957890626
do u guys believe in the small cap and value memes for long term investing?
>>56364443Oil for long term investing. Low PE ratios. Supportive dividends to provide floor. Generous geopolitics. Excellent profit margins. If oil doesnt go under $45 a barrel US oil makes money.
>>56364404As John Rocker went to relieve himself in the old familiar toilet he remembered seeing that special jar for the first time and how he brought the idea back home and shared it with all of 4chan.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mt84J7U75e0
new>>56364481>>56364481>>56364481
>>56364424What the fuck? Did I get a stroke or somehow enter some kind of parallel universe? What is this bizarro world shit? Somebody pinch me