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Bros...I could have saved her...

>> No.56357025
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>> No.56357085

Kids, this is where the design for witches came from.

>> No.56357230

Seems insane to me that she's not on trial too. I know she probs did some sort of deal where she grasses on the fat slob but still seems fitting she should do time for her part in a multi billion dollar heist.
Being a hideous goblin shouldn't bestow special privilege on anyone, least of all a low life crook

>> No.56357264

>>56357230
She was taken advantage of.

>> No.56357302

>>56357230
She plead guilty and recognized that she made a fucky wucky. Sam is the one that still insists he's innocent. If someone admits to a crime they don't need a trial.

>> No.56357323

>>56357012
i bet her breath stinks like a skunk's ass

>> No.56357369

>>56357302
She already agreed to a plea bargain, that's why she's not on trial you retard

>> No.56357384

>>56357012
>turns off you blockchain

>> No.56357387

>>56357012
WOULD

>> No.56357388

>>56357369
sorry meant to reply to this moron too >>56357230

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>>56357085
Jews?

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>>56357369
>She already agreed to a plea bargain, that's why she's not on trial you retard
A plea bargain is where you admit guilt you fucking moron. Sam could've done the same too, but he insists he's innocent. If Caroline also insisted that she was innocent she would also be on trial. Why is this so hard for you to understand?

>> No.56358236

>>56357302
>>56357369
So what's her sentence?
>>56357406
>A plea bargain is where you admit guilt you fucking moron.
Thats' what >>56357369 said

>> No.56358259

>>56357012
Why did God choose this to be his people?

>> No.56358396

>>56357406
>>56358236
Dumbasses, a plea bargain isn't as simple as saying "I did a crime" and you can still go to trial if you admit to doing a crime. You can also plea nolo contendere in a plea bargain, which is not the same as saying you're guilty or even you did anything bad.

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>>56357085
I thought witches were based on Pelosi and Laura Loomer

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>>56357012

>> No.56358455

>>56358236
https://www.coindesk.com/business/2022/12/22/caroline-ellison-plea-agreement-250000-bail-surrender-of-travel-documents-forfeiture-of-assets/
Use google next time, dumbass

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>>56358259

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>appears suddenly
>unintelligible gibbering
>flashes hairy vagina
>hisses and dissappear under the couch
>muffled gibbering

>> No.56358518

>>56358502
Everyone saying they want to fuck her is just joke right?
...right?

>> No.56358532

>>56358518
Definitely not. She is the queen of biz

>> No.56358553

Who is this girl and what did she do

>> No.56358565

>>56357402
Is she even Jewish? I thought she was just a really ugly Anglo (normal by brit standards)

>> No.56358631

>>56358532
>t. She is the queen of biz
The leftist media spinners saw this comment, took it seriously, and has now labelled the new "darling* o0skhhf the alt-right

>> No.56358641

>>56357012
wicked witch of the west.

now i understand why witches always had ugly faces and long crooked noses.

am i antisemetic?

>> No.56358762

>>56357406
sam was not offered a plea bargain you tard

>> No.56358773

She had a new boyfriend while she was still living with SBF.
Death penalty is the only acceptable justice here.

>> No.56358857

>>56358518
She's ugly but petit. I'm weak to petit women.

>> No.56358903

>>56358857
No you are just week. Get some goddamn standards.

>> No.56358924

I just lost my appetite.

>> No.56358961

Reminder that this is who was dumping on you

>> No.56358989

>>56358903
I do have standards, put I cannot resist petit women.

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>>56357012
>Girls who look like this have a harem of multimillionaire boyfriends.

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>>56359002
I've heard that when David Bowie came to my country, he hired that ugliest hooker he could find, and same with Samuel L. Jackson. What's up with that? Maybe they think people will not believe them when they tell others kek.

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>>56358762
>sam was not offered a plea bargain you tard
No shit because he's the top dog AND he insists on his innocence. He could just admit he's guilty and beg the court for leniency but instead he's trying to wiggle his way out. If Sam knew what Caroline was doing was illegal he shouldve flipped first and went to the feds before she did. But he's not going to do that because he's a retard that sincerely thinks he did nothing wrong.