/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56356023
Sex havers should die

>>56356023
I'm drinking pineapple juice this morning because I'm going to get a blowjob from my wife during my lunch break and she likes how it makes my cum taste. We have done this almost every day since work from home started. She's sucked my dick nearly 750 times while I'm on the clock. My dick is like polished marble. Work from home is great and I'm never going back.

On the clock right now, about to play some STALKER and go through this python programming book later. Might go to house party at friend's place later tonight.
>t.Database Engineer

>>56356218
Already played 3 rocket league matches, playfully wrestled with wife, had 2 cups of coffee.
>t. Fortune 100 Tech Sales

>>56356218
>house party
How old are you?

>>56356276
Based anon, did you win?

It's cold and rainy so I am working next to my space heater. If the weather is nice on Fridays I will go to WeWork to see the cuties downtown.

>>56356303
29, my friend's end goal is to start her own night club so she always doing promoter shit for local raves and shit. Her parties always have a good pussy to dick ratio. Free booze and drugs, gets me out the house and being social.
>Last party
>Some dude gave me a weed brownie
>Forgot about it
>Kicked in while I was playing fucking rock band singing
>Got my pee pee sucked in the bathroom by some drunk goth black chick
>Had an extremely schizo conversation with some mexican dude about Giddaffi being murdered by the clintons

>>56356338
sounds like a great night anon

>>56356338
damn sounds like a great time

>>56356338
Don't listen to this anon. House parties are the ne plus ultra of elite social gatherings. I got invited to a house party in La Jolla, California and it was like a window into another planet. Gorgeous rich successful people all having fun. Easy to approach anybody, meet girls, network, best booze, best food, music not too loud.

House parties are the best.

t. 30 year old who doesn't give a fuck what bar stars think is cool.

>>56356338
>schizo conversation

He was right.

Sounds like you have a great friend group btw. Enjoy it while it lasts though, in your 30s the party people end up going their separate ways and focusing on catching up on their careers rather than socializing. Which sucks if you already had your career together.

>>56356338
>Had an extremely schizo conversation with some mexican dude about Giddaffi being murdered by the clintons
Based

>>56356218
>>56356118
WFH Chads, I'm so happy.

They took our offices away. Never going back.


Now where is that seething blue collar cuck manlet who gets so upset :) ?

Just picked up a second wfh job. First one making $120k, second $150k. Gonna rape these student loans

>>56356118
What job do you do anon

>Dirty hands, clean money
>I'm on that grind, boy - I make 6 figures
>Well, technically I only make that much if I work 75 hours a week
>But it's easy when you're on meth and have no family
>Sure I breathe weird fumes all day and almost cut off a finger once, but I'm too tough to complain about it
>Step aside, real man comin' through

>>56356104
Having sex doesn't even get you anywhere. After a while, you'll start to want more. You want other women and can't have them because now you have a pretty decent gf. You want anal. You want deepthroat. Maybe you can get her to do it but it's not always simple. Now you are basically back to being an incel.

>>56356338
you sound socially competent to have a foid friend.

>>56356338
>things that never happened
in reality your friend is a fentanyl addict and you would be an idiot to take drugs casually without verifying the source/testing it. your advice will get people killed in todays environment. its not 2000 where u got meth in your ecstasy pills and just whacked off for 10 hours. these days you could easily die from random drugs shoved in your face.

>>56356276
which one, rocket league, or wrestling? either way, you win some, you lose some. i relish in both the thrill of victory, and the agony of defeat.

My work from home job is pretty comfy, I just wish I got paid more. Not having a commute or having to pay for gas is so nice. I have no idea how normies can even cope with modern society.

Just woke up (12pm)
Wrote an email and now I'm about to go shit and shower, bbl

>>56357328
Still holding strong here, for my bros. Average tech people are dropping like flies, but I'm continuing to fight the Fed with all I got.

Currently laying in bed, I'm going to go do some PRs then clock out early and go for a nature walk.

>>56356104
Sex havers are fine if they stay monogamous. Anybody with a body count over 1 should die

>>56357691
how much do you make?

>>56357617
Know your source applies as always.
Also, always imbibe when offered when you're in good company to avoid offending hospitality.
You sound like you have a 20m stick up your ass.
Also
>fentanyl laced weed brownie
Just fucking lol

>>56356023
I ate my gfs pussy for 45 minutes in my half hour wfh lunch break. I miss her :(

>>56357256
Invite me next time, I live here