/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56350666
>>56350666
>>56350666
MIGRATE

>>56350666
What do I buy now

baggie called the bottom

Hello.

>>56350687
>YWN go back in time 20 years to get coolface ropeslut's bottom

>>56350687
That is yet to be seen

>>56350674
Wrong thread. I've been sitting in the old one by myself watching it auto refresh on the spare monitor. I wondered why everyone got so quiet.

>>56350696
>2011 was 20 years ago

Somebody stop the 10 year yield.

>>56350666
>Satan thread
>Eve of friday the 13th
>Eve of the planned day of terror

god this is fucking atrocious

>>56350707
FUCK

Oil is a scam

>>56350722
they don't call it the jimmy russler for nothing

Alright need some real nigga advice, my wife has been a prude all of our relationship (we've been together for 11years since she was 23) and we've had some great sex but nothing outside of your usual penetrative type. Anyways, all of a sudden she's coming out lately telling me she wants it in her ass and wants to suck my dick frequently. Now this is a surprise to me and I have no idea where it's coming from so I ask the young studs here, how do I go about this?

>>56350722
Looks like Nikkei

Just got paid another $1 divvy from EC. No idea why you all spend so much effort when you can just relax and collect quarterly 5-10% divvies on latam stocks.

>>56350723
Lol

>>56350687
No, I believe I >>56350238
called the bottom

>>56350733
Have you had kids? Women naturally want kids and seem to get weird about it in their 30s.

>>56350733

sounds like a quality problem

>>56350733
Yeah she's cheating on you, sorry anon

>>56350733
anon, this is /biz/smg not /b
but if you want my financial advice let your wife suck your dick. Even better record face fucking her then creampie her ass and put it on pornhub for monetization. Either that or start an OF of doing more and more depraved shit to your wife.

what a shit market. why would it again memoryhole the CPI and jobless count the moment they come out just shit the bed for the 30yr? this is completely bullshit
also prop to the guys who advised JD yesterday. I'm down 8%

>>56350773
Joblessness doesn't matter, there's an infinite pool of third world workers who will pump those numbers up.
The risk free returns from bonds matters.

>>56350769
Now this is a good answer
>>56350752
>>56350762
Nigga ain't no fucking quality problem otherwise I wouldn't have been fucking her she's a weird good girl type not some skank I have standards.
>>56350746
Yea had 1 kid already which is why this is weird to me all things considered

>>56350784
She probably wants another while she still can. One isn't very many.

>>56350769
This except post it on /gif/ instead of OF

>>56350794
Interesting. She has an IUD so we're done on that front but I can see it maybe being some maternal instinct kinda clawing at her and bringing her to a more animalistic type nature because she believes (subconsciously) that it would lead to more children. Hmmm. OK I'll go with it. Thanks lads.

>>56350773
>also prop to the guys who advised JD yesterday. I'm down 8%
You got Chinked. Never buy China. Never.

>>56350800
Will just slide it with trannies if they're not too busy with hamas. We'd never get to see it.

>>56350773
I'm not down on JD.com because I bought on the HKEX, at least until it opens. Jokes aside JD is cheap as fuck (BABA too), nice to finally see some capitulation volume spikes my guess it goes no lower than $26. Something something in the short term market is a voting machine and in the long-term weighing machine.

Short assets

>>56350744
RSI goes out the window when there is a real-life event thats affecting markets. the 1m RSI on SPY was "oversold" for about an hour and a half today but it kept crashing. when the market is actively pricing in new data in real-time - such as the 30Y bond auction blowout or a declaration of war by Israel - technical indicators are worthless

TA kinda only works when there's no major news

Insider here. Get out of the market today, if you are long. The fed has made ZERO progress on inflation. So how do they solve this problem? You crash the markets. Violently. Yields spike up, inflation spikes down. Study the crash of '87 for more on that.
Problem is there are too many eyes on them at the moment. How convenient the Israeli conflict spiked again out of nowhere. Innocent people are killed overseas so the Fed can maintain whatever control they have left. It is in vain, their time has come. Expect it to break within next 72 hours.

Anons, orange juice is good for you.

>>56350844
idk man it has a lot of sugar.

>>56350833
>The fed has made ZERO progress on inflation

>>56350833
This really isn't news, everyone knows the fed is going to have to pull a volker to tame inflation but they also know that 80% OF THE US MONEY SUPPLY WAS PRINTED IN LESS THAN 22 MONTHS AND IT ALL WENT INTO THE POCKETS OF THE RICHEST IN THE WORLD WHO BUY AND SELL STOCK. Fed won't pull the volker cannon until it's official Biden is out and dems are done

>>56350833
We could be in the middle of a nuclear winter and TM will keep going up, I'm not selling.

>Billions of dollars to Israel
>Billions of dollars to Iran
>Billions of dollars to Ukraine
>Billion of dollars of our equipment just handed over to whatever scavengers were there in Afghanistan
>Billions of dollars to the NIH to create a pandemic
>Billions of dollars in classified contracts to pharmaceutical corps for MRNA operations to supposedly fight the plandemic

That's my money they are using to fund all sides of wars and pandemics. And yet now, I can barely afford two combo meals at Arby's.

Since the government works for me, the hardworking tax payer, then I am the boss. Id like to get my money back now so I can afford to eat more then once a day. So, what do?

>>56350833
lol, not going to happen. The line only goes up, and the markets are a lot different today than they were over 35 years ago.

>bitcoin slowly dumping back to 20k
10K IS PROGRAMMED IN

And that means MARA will hit 4.20 on december 24th, 2023. Which means it will hit 14 dollars on January 24th, 2024. Susumu.

>>56350833
Jerome is a baaaaad man.

>>56350687
>>56350696
Furthers my theory that pornstars that smile do the best.

>>56350450

>>56350833
>72 hours

This man clearly means two weeks. Nothing to see here.

>>56350867
As a photographer and coomer, let me tell you: the most pure smile you will ever see on a woman is when she's doing lewd shit for the camera.

Happy Otoya Yamaguchi day, everyone! What Japanese stocks are you guys eyeing?

>>56350862
Uh, what? Sorry I'm not following.
t. holder of some MARA

>>56350889
TM everyday.

>>56350833
>>56350846
I mean they've made some progress prices are rising at a slower pace.

>>56350890
>holder
*bagholder

>>56350906
I think he's doing a great job, people are too harsh.

>>56350914
Jerome pls go.

Uh when does the Santa rally start?

>>56350940
November
Next year.

>>56350940
SOON

>>56350940
After the 4400 close next friday.

>>56350733
I am going to be real with you, assume anything you try with her regardless of whether it passes or fails, someone else will know about it. And invest in lube.

>>56350940
Probably around 2030

>>56350940
Santa died in Vietnam anon...

>mcdonalds is dumping
humanity is saved, jerome sama raise rates and save us from ronald mcdonald and his seed oil poison

Tomorrow is a green day, ...right?

>>56350907
No I bought some @3.60 and sold some at $4.60 like a moron and then sold covered calls and got some called away at $5 but still have 200 shares left that didn't get called away

>>56350862
Have you seen the Ethereum stock? It's over. Short COIN right now

My portfolio is 100% CROX

>>56350984
Why isn't there a DOGE stock?

>coca cola also dumping
the antichrist is losing high fructose corn syrup is losing bros

>>56350999
JUST GIVE US THE REAL SUGAR COKE YOU FUCKS

>>56350995
I believe that is called Tesla, ticker TSLA. Saw some code involving doggycoins

>>56350999
Trips say you are right, but from over here it doesn't look at all like the antichrist is loosing

>>56350981
Okay then
Anyway every January 1st, bitcoin gets a shock and dramatically goes up after people finish the december dump. Because bitcoin miners follow bitcoin asymmetrically, this means they will travel upwards (or downwards) several times as fast+they are also normal stocks so they get short squeezed on top of it.

>>56350906
>>56350914
Based non-haters.

ofc it goes down 110 points in an hour but just kreeps up to +0% again

>>56350666
When will AMD catch up to Nvidia?

>>56351033
>doubting the jew

>>56351034

>>56350889
Japan Tobacco

>>56351033

>>56351057
>Japan Tobacco
Based JP Tobacco holder.

>>56350666
Just fucked a Venezuelan immigrant. Ironically enough she looked like the wendeys girl lmaoo. Oh and don't buy WEN in a high interest rate environment.

>>56351034
not amd. look for companies producing new programmable logic architectures

>>56351026
Yea I shouldve just sold near $9 the other day but getting greedy looking at chart was thinking maybe it could go back up to the high teens if BTC ever goes crazy again

>>56351070
enjoy your AIDS

>>56350879
Whatever happened to this guy?

What do I buy if I think the world isn't going to end but that the decay will continue for all but the most wealthy?

>>56351036
Is uranium not shown? It's trendy recently.

>>56351090
Nothing because you are a retarded faggot who is wrong about the world. You might as well be this guy. Get stabbed by reality you dumb faggot batch.
>pic related

>>56351083
The possibility of getting AIDS is an opportunity cost that I will gladly incur for some cooch. Any participant of the economy will understand where I'm coming from, matter of fact let me see your portfolio anon

>>56351100
Uranium is not a liquid futures there is only just a spot price

>Uranium does not trade on an open market like other commodities. Buyers and sellers negotiate contracts privately.

Cameco calculates industry average prices from the month-end prices published by UxC and TradeTech. Long-term prices prior to May 2004 are not industry-averages, but are from TradeTech only.
https://www.cameco.com/invest/markets/uranium-price

>>56351108
So what, it's all gonna get better?
Lol
But not lmao

>>56351113
Interesting. Uranium and onions, man...

>>56350988
Based

I skimmed Twitter and I'm buying more WFC puts. It sounds like they're still losing customer transactions and they're laying off a bunch of employees.

>>56350906
The balance sheet isn't even down to pre pandemic levels, they're fumbling this shit

Is KO going out of business?

>>56351121
It is getting better you dip shit. Keep making your posts on the modern marvels of technology that has improved life everywhere even for whiny bitches like you that want to feel sorry for yourselves. Go to a therapist and at least pay someone to care about your opinions you entitled self pitying narcissist. Be happy you won the lottery and weren't born to dirt farmers mining cobalt even though that would be suitable for your IQ level.

Sell it all.

Tomorrow.

i made two more test buys for two good looking charts. tempted to go all in on my best performing position

>>56351076
You're treating it like a pennystock that randomly goes crazy. MARA is like BOIL and NRGU, when it's BTC season it'll go up and when it's not BTC season then BTCD becomes the stock you want to hold like KOLD and NRGD. Seasonalized shit is the best stuff on the market, because no market maker has the clout to manipulate it. You just have to pay attention to the season.

>>56351110
Plus AIDS doesn't really exist the way most people think it does. It's just a made up 'syndrome' that could mean someone has a few of any of nearly two dozen arbitrary symptoms.

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

piece of shit market

>>56351146
BTCD?

>>56351167
i will never net even on uvxy it is so over

>>56350833
>1pbtid

the plan isn't to beat inflation. the gov't needs inflation so americans can help chip away at the gov't debt because inflation means you pay higher prices and thus more taxes. they need that income

>>56351134
>The balance sheet isn't even down to pre pandemic levels,
Lmfao if that were to happen it would literally be over.

>>56351167
Thanks to SOXL I'm up. I'm always fucking winning baby. One step closer to getting my Japanese waifu and living the dream.

>>56351167
-1.5%.
It's going to be better tomorrow.

>>56351167
up 1,5 bux. on my best postion held for few weeks im up 8 bux.

wagm bros

Most people´s problems would be solved by drinking a cup of fresh, natural orange juice regularly. Literally, its good for your skin, and improves your mood and it prevents scurvy. I bet it could even prevent AIDS.

>>56351089
Dude probably changed his identity during all the "mee too" shit.

>>56351200
Did you buy orange futures at the top?

i knew exactly how the market would move yet i lost money because i bought the top and even though i quickly switched to short i didn't commit to stay on it long enough lest i got heemed once again like i always do and the profit didn't offset the losses

>>56351153
only fags get aids

>>56351167
-1.37%

>>56351167
>-0.63%

>>56351178
>implying this administration actually has a plan
hahahhahahahahaaa, we can't even elect a fucking speaker of the house.

>>56351167
-0.58%
Another day another beer
I get paid tomorrow, ill be buying more monday

>>56351090
its been decaying for the past 6 decades retard

>>56351204
i bought it when i realized etoro had it available. had i done it exactly 1 year ago when i started investing, it would have doubled by now

>at the top

i think it can still go up to 600-800

at least the market hasnt been totally rigged since that weird holliday is over

>>56351167
it went well, but gookfu just texted me about an hour ago that there's a 60% chance her mom's going to die before Monday, which means I'ma have to shell out 10k on a trip to korea and console her while she's a fucking mess.

https://www.forexlive.com/news/why-the-signals-from-the-bond-market-are-truly-terrifying-20231012/
>Why the signals from the bond market are truly terrifying
US 10-year yields are rising at a rapid pace. US 10-year yields have risen to 4.70% from 4.0% since early August.
>The moves have come despite stable market-measured inflation and Fed expectations. Aside from some moderate underlying strength, there haven't been any big economic surprises either.
The scariest part about it is that there's no good explanation for why it's happening.Lately, there's been some hope that it was quarter-end or some kind of one-off puke but with two auctions missing this week (including today), it's increasingly clear that real-money demand just isn't there. There are scenarios where this blowout isn't necessarily a bad thing and scenarios where it's terrifying.
>1) Foreign buyers disappearing
2) Higher for longer
>3) Volatile inflation future
4) Debt and deficits
>5) Quantitative Tightening
6) All of the above
>Fear scale 10/10
The sum of all bond market fears is that the combination of deficits, QE, ultra-low rates and a general market mania (think NFTs, crypto and meme stocks) built a house of cards in the global economy that's just starting to crash down. Yes, silly season has been over for awhile but what's beneath is an economy that looks more like NFTs than a real economy and the price is just starting to be paid. If this is the sound of the bursting of the greatest bubble of all time, then god help us because the economic, market, fiscal and political ramifications are terrifying and there's nearly nowhere to hide.

EH shorts are gonna get fucked tomorrow

>>56351136
damn u stupid lol

>>56351233
Is she gonna inherit anything?

>>56351218
Seriously this.
>muh decay
Life is fucking great, embrace the chaos.

>>56351235
>there's nearly nowhere to hide
I'll be in Korea eating bugs, and you faggots will never find me, even though I'll be the one guy with blonde hair that sticks out everywhere I fucking go.

>>56351241
Oh look the retard finally responded and this is his best response. Bwa

>Stripper company stocks actually dumping down worse

kek imagine the shitshow if Onlyfans were to somehow get worse business wise

>>56351235
This is literally the most important article you will read all year.
We have been warning you, repeatedly. You refuse to listen.
Read this article. You will start to understand what we're going up against, and why it is not only inevitable, but is healthy, normal, cycle.
https://www.forexlive.com/news/why-the-signals-from-the-bond-market-are-truly-terrifying-20231012/
>The sum of all bond market fears is that the combination of deficits, QE, ultra-low rates and a general market mania (think NFTs, crypto and meme stocks) built a house of cards in the global economy that's just starting to crash down. Yes, silly season has been over for awhile but what's beneath is an economy that looks more like NFTs than a real economy and the price is just starting to be paid. If this is the sound of the bursting of the greatest bubble of all time, then god help us because the economic, market, fiscal and political ramifications are terrifying and there's nearly nowhere to hide.

>>56351233
you make so much money 10k is literally nothing, stop complaining about that

>>56351245
yeah, more debt

>>56351264
>two more weeks!!!

>>56350666
Bought wework puts. What am I looking at?

we unironically gonna go higher
totally organic ofc

I have one account with 17k in it. How can I 2-4x that by EOY?

>>56351235
>an economy that looks more like NFTs than a real economy
The SNP totally isn't propped up by over^H^H^H^Hfairly valued tech companies. Everything is fine.

>>56351267
Baggie is such a little bitch. With as much money as he has he didn't even get a good looking gookfu. The dude must have the self esteem and game of a trash can filled with diapers. Even guys born fuck ugly can do better.

>>56351279
Keep buying AAPL calls every couple weeks and selling when they go up. It always goes up, the cycle is too predictable at this point. Go all out during product launches etc.

>>56351289
Yo when the fuck are the goggles dropping?

>>56351264
Wow cool bond bear article maybe if the nigger wrote it in march 2020 I would care but he's literally calling for a crash after it's happened.
Also this.>>56351271

>>56351249
At least we decay together

I got absolutely ass blasted today

>>56351295
>Yo sheeit mang when deyum goggas be dwappin mang sheeeit

>>56351289
They've been pretty crabby since August.

>>56351271
>>56351296
Buddy, do you know what happened today?
https://www.forexlive.com/news/ugly-treasury-auction-sends-the-dollar-even-higher-20231012/
>There was a nearly 4 basis point tail on the 30-year sale. That's certainly going to add to the term premium argument.
>It's highly unusual for a bond auction to miss this badly and it argues for a return to the highs in yields.
>I can't stress enough how rare it is for a bond auction to tail this badly. It speaks to some kind of real change in underlying Treasury demand, or at least some hesitation that hasn't been there in decades.
This hasn't happened for decades. There are no buyers. Nobody wants the bonds.

>>56351302
It's called parlance, my nigga.

>>56351302
Kek

>>56351167
another 5% down and another $500 lost. i think i'm starting to get the hang of this

>>56351309
Who the fuck cares about bonds what is this 1920

>>56351309
Yeah for now but that all will change anyway.

>>56351309
Buddy they're is a thing called the coupon rate and when it reaches a certain number people start buying aight? Maybe we're there maybe we aren't time will tell bonds will be bought at a certain coupon rate simple as.

the market has turned
it’s now heading south
it’s like a fat cock
got shoved in my mouth

>>56351167
-0.88%

>>56351255
Im gonna feed live traffic cams and other available feeds into a facial recognition software and set alerts for when it gets a hit, then accidentally bump in to you on the street and place a smart dust microscopic theragripper on you to track your realtime movements for keks

>>56351321
>Poem anon is a homosexual.

>>56351315
Have you considered tracking down those casinos with the free drinks and going their? As far as I know donations to your market maker doesn't come with perks.

YEN is about to breach 150 tonight. BOJ will be dumping treasurys again. But it cannot defend 150. LIMIT DOWN TMRW LIMIT DONW TMRW.

I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

>>56351333
Checked, but this is not consensual

>>56351338
It'd sure be a shame if Japan had another bank services outage...

>>56351335
i'll get it right eventually

>>56351167
+4.25%

>>56351309
Why would someone buy bonds that yield under 5% when they can just get the SPY and get 13% plus dividends?

>>56351338
Also

>>56351333
>>56351340
Yeah but even if it's consensual it's still gay. That having been said is anyone surprised poem anon is bi? I think it's cool, it means he is a people's person. That's why his poems are relatable even when it comes to cock sucking.

>>56351351
I mean that's baked in the cake at this point.

>>56351361
because their Financial advisors buy them.

>>56351367
Modern warfare is so fucking gay.

>>56351366
He wrote it like it's a bad thing.
Also bi people are a tiny minority, especially among men.

>TTOO

kek

I want to get rich so I can buy one share of BRK.A and then quickly sell it because it makes my portfolio very unbalanced

Zero coupon bond going for $25

>>56351369
if their financial advisor was such a market genius why the fuck is he even working?

>>56351386
Lol. Isn't the principle on those $1000?

>4k networth after quitting job
>bet $200 on 20 SPY $434 puts right before the dump
>panic sold for $520 because of potential cup and handle pattern reversal
>would’ve had over $5k if I had held
I’m such a pussy. Still stuck in a poor man mindset

>>56351390
because banks employ people to buy bonds so the US tax dollars can bail them out when they go under.

>>56351390
This always bothered me about quants and financial advisors.

>>56351400
Yeah, is that 25 cents on the dollar, i.e. $250?

>Work as a home depot wagie

>Always had tons of contractors come in for supplies; Electricians, concrete masons, lawn service, plumbers, carpenters, etc.

>Alarmingly for the past few months, less and less have been coming in

>The ones that still do regularly stock up complain and bitch about how there are less and less jobs available, number of customers dwindling

Bros, should I be shorting more company stocks?

>>56351400
No its $250 per bond
take the price and multiply by 10

>>56351376
I don't know it's hard to read poem anons true intentions when it comes to sucking cock. I mean no where in the poem does he say he was being held at gun point to do it or that he didn't enjoy it. Also it's only a small percentage because even bi men don't want to admit they are bi because of the stigma. It's just better to be in relationships with women and fuck them while having an asian tranny bottom bitch on the side whose ass you can bully with your dick.

>>56351415
ya but long interval/dte remember the market is irrational

>>56351402
The boomer advice I’ve learned to be very true the last few months is nobody ever went broke taking profits. I bought TTOO at .18 and sold at .31. Now it’s at .13 lel

>>56351414
Lol, I just checked the bond screener on Etrade (I'm still not really sure how to use it) and it looks like it's a 75% discount on the principle.
That's pretty rough. I guess the good news is that most of the people who care will probably be dead before it matters.

is this bearish or bullish?

>>56351429
True and now I have more trading money to roll into bigger profits even if I paper hand my scalps again

>>56351415
Yeah because have you seen the Apr's for houses and their prices?

>>56351415
Seems weird that professionals shop at a retail store, in my country they use b2b suppliers

>>56351463
>Hey instatards! Buy our bags!

>>56351463
Is this backed by
- prime real estate
- subprime real estate
- nothing?

>>56351135
Yes. Same with HRL apparently. No more safe havens.

I'm up 26% on my portfolio since I entered the game in 2021. Am I doing alright bros?

>>56351421
Oh I see so it's more like an 8% discount.

>>56351492
Yeah you are nigger rich now

>>56351492
Pretty good.

When is mortgage interest rates going to fall again? My wife and I want to move but she’s at 2.2% APR and I don’t think it’ll ever be that low again

>>56351515
They're pretty unlikely to go back and you don't really want to live through a situation where they would.

>>56351515
Bro 2.2% Apr was perfectly time. It doesn't get better than that.

>>56351515
Why buy a house when you want to move right after, mutts are weird in that regard

Most people here move maybe 2 times in their life (if they arent renters)

>>56351415
The market is forward looking so when consumers don't show up at home depot or the strip club were already in the recession. You gotta short before this, not after

>>56351536
Kek.

>>56351536
It’s a townhouse and at 1400 square feet a little small. Maybe we should just make do? It’s gone up like 60k in the past year. Don’t want to be house poor.

>>56351515
>When is mortgage interest rates going to fall again?
After TLT bottoms.

>>56351492
i entered same time and i am down 53%..

send help bros

>>56351588
>i am down 53%

>>56351588
Wtf did you lose it on?!

>>56351551
Dont think its the best time to throw away your literally free money because of slight inconvenience, at today's rates and prices you probably would have to downgrade even

>>56351515
Fuck rates when are principals going to fall? I want a $90k @ 15% like my daddy did.

>>56351618
Reminder you could buy a home off one pay check in the 50s and 60s

>>56351551
>It’s a townhouse and at 1400 square feet a little small
LMAO, how heavy are you? bet you are a couple of > 100kg fatasses kek

>>56351588
GME/BBBY baggie?

>>56351630
1400sqft is small anon, sorry you live in the third world where you're all crammed into shoeboxes. But hey at least they're brick shoeboxes, right?

>>56351623
Very much doubt that, paychecks werent in the thousands back then zoomzoom

>>56351630
I’m 5’10 160 and her a little lighter. It’s more because we’re looking to have kids soon and want a better school district and nearby parks.

>>56351300
In a good way or in a bad way

>>56351402
you gambled and won, be happy

>>56351650
Retard

>>56351618
we would need a deflationary crash. that wont ever happen because the fed will drop rates when it gets close to 2%

>>56351604
i started longing at the top, then tried some day trading, had a few 3x lev plays turn against me bigly when i went all in. my poorfolio is small so its not luckyli much. this year i have more of an risk averse and with a system and been staying in cash more.

ive been paying the tuition for the market

>>56351475
Yeah, here the Mexican plumber you hire just goes to Home Depot and buys an $8 part then charges you $50 plus labor for installing it

>>56351643
nah im not that stupid. i thnk i made tiny profits on bbby

>>56351667
>deflationary
Thats like holy water to our vampires, they would never let it come to pass.

>>56351402
Hey, a win's a win. In fact, I'd argue that securing the bag isn't a poor mindset at all. A poor mindset is being defeatist and doing things like scaling your lifestyle with gains.

>>56351588
i'm down 44% this week from being too early of a bear. Also options trading.

>>56351690
oof. ive stayed away from options

I just sold all my stock
Short everything

>>56351515
In about 25 years. There are some assumable mortgages though, if you get lucky

EBET WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAAA

>>56351665
???

Median ANNUAL salary in 1958 was $4888, median home values anything between 4-12k

One paycheck huh

>>56351475
Most of us do use suppliers as well but its more out of convenience.

>>56351708
He means you only needed a single income
Christ

>>56351708
>Save up a 20% down payment in just a couple months

i bought urty today

>>56351696
That one Israeli Ashkenazi fake Judean is is worth 1 million gentiles, according to their sacred writings. They now can morally and legally attack 1,000,000 gentiles with sticks with no repercussions.

Do not go to the market tomorrow goys, not even McDonald's, you will get it from both sides on the global jihad day of terror and the one million stick retaliation at the same time

>>56351667
At this point dropping rates will trigger deflation. The higher rates have sucked liquidity out of things like the housing market.

>>56351731
Who?

my penis burns like 1000 needles

>>56351670
Thats just gambling. Stop trying to make a quick buck and get used to just dropping 1k every month into something you will long.

>>56351235
>then god help us because the economic, market, fiscal and political ramifications are terrifying and there's nearly nowhere to hide.
This. 2022 marked the absolute worst year for stocks and bonds ever and its about to get much worse. There is no where to put your money. All that typical flights to safety in normal bear markets are all crashing and burning as well.

>>56351750
That's an interesting theory and one I can actually see as plausible. It would be funny if the moment rates soften it nukes everyone's valuations.
>Oh you wanted lower rates again? *Monkey paw finger curls*

>>56351694
it's not bad, I didn't ape all of my port into spy weeklys, but being 50% spy weeklys will do that to your account. The other half is schw puts and some Tlry puts.

>>56351708
1 paycheck is figuratively saying 1 income you fucking esl nigger

>>56351167
New ATH

>>56351772
You can put it in DOGE, pokemon cards, monkey NFTs, GME, silver rounds, CEI, or 45DTE $800 NVOODIA calls.

There are plenty of good options to slurp bros

>>56351068
>>56351057
Redpill me on JP tobacco

>>56350666
suck my gonads general

>wait for a red day
>buy 3 months out calls on solid company like Amazon or Apple
>sell at 5% profit
>repeat

Guys I figured out the market

>>56351823
No debt.
JPY collapsing.
Sells a lot of tobacco products internationally.
Although it's gone up quite a bit, could be a good buy on a pullback.

>>56351761
yeah i was learning. i have a system now im following.

Imagine how hot it would be if a pozzed bull pinned you down and took you anally against your will. Time to buy upro.

>jp tobacco
>(-30.12%)all time
hmmm

>>56351860
Are we posting turn of the millennium vidya tv kino?

>>56351838
It's a confidence scam. They let something work 2 or 3 times so you make some quick easy money, get the dopamine flowing, and build up your confidence.

That way the next time, instead of 5% or 10% of your portfolio, you go 40%, thinking there's no way it'll go down two days in a row, and bam, as soon as you up the stake, they change it up and jerk that rug out from under you.

>>56351888
I always do about 90% into the same option.

>>56351838
Have a look at last years chart.

>>56351894
Months of good trading and easy gains, then one bad double down, and they take all your chips. Gg

what was the best investment in the summer of '92?

>>56351916
deez

>>56351916
Condoms for me

>>56351916
Probably a Super Nintendo

>>56351916
A rope & ending things in the high times.

>>56351953
I don't get it

>>56351953
>saw a popup saying buccee was opening a new location
>open smg and see this
Kek
>>56351962
>t. yankee

>>56351953

>>56351962
You may say I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will live as one

>>56351969
I'm a southerner actually

>>56351205
I do the same shit thinking… everyone must feel this way so mm will have to do something different… and then proceed to do the retail shit possible

Glowie are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay glowie?

I told you that you would only have yourself to blame after shunning my innocent, kind advice to SELL your TLT and TMF positions. And you laughed at me. I hope you're happy with that choice.

>>56351969
>>56351962
Imagine a super store that big, and the horrors that live inside

>>56351953
kek
>>56351962
I hate you

>>56352003
And no one can sit down within the borders.

>>56351962
Why do you even post here then?

We're running out of thread...

>>56351916
newbridge networks. it went 10x from that summer in a year

>>56351916
A bottle of lube for Kevin Nash’s virgin asshole

>>56352036
Because I haven't been to some giant gay store that just opened in my state I can't post here?

>>56350845
The fiber acts against the sugar

>futures

>>56351475
Vendors with big cushy contracts with many large outfits have a certain level of discretion they may use. They often do, resulting in lost time, run-around, etc. this can vary a great deal regionally and especially depending on what industries are prevalent in an are. Low and mid cap companies still don’t have access to just any vendor. They want volume and if you can’t provide that then you can fucked and go get COTS shit.

>>56352091
I would've thought it was impossible to make her look even more hideous until I saw this courtroom sketch

Bros how wrong is it on a scale of 1-10 to ask another girl to hang out if I already have a gf? Of course there are myriad variables but I'm trying to establish a baseline

>>56352115
If you’re okay being a piece of shit that’s cool. Just dump the gf if you are feeling the need to cheat.

>>56352105
Why does she already look like she's 50 years old? She needs some adrenochrome or something asap

>>56352115
Looking at this from a /biz/ standpoint of risk/reward: what do you stand to gain from this? Obviously your risk is defined lol.

>>56352115
Ask yourself how upset the GF would be if she found out on a scale of 1-10 and there's your answer

>>56352115
Eat shit, adulterer.

>>56352128
Genetics ? No cap frfr

>>56352129
I dunno, I don't have a lot of friends and I met this girl recently I think I would get along with, and she lives nearby. She asked me to hang out but I didn't know what to say, now I feel like a dummy.

>>56352136
I mean, like any respectable woman she would be livid at the idea, but I'm 30 and I'm tired of passing up on things because my gf wouldn't like it

>>56352115
does the other girl know you’ve got a gf

>>56352154
Yeah she knows

>>56352115
Anon we have been over this. If you are not happy with your current gf go for it. If you are happy with your gf you need to marry her and put a baby in her.
When you are old and retired and have money then you can just go on business trips and bang prostitutes if you are still unhappy.

>>56352154
They know. It's like the ultra instinct.

>>56352148
Just follow your heart. It should override your dick and brain

>>56352174
My heart says life is short and stupid, and you only get a handful of opportunities to meet people you get along with, but of course I also know I've got a good relationship. Rock and a hard place.

>>56352167
I don't want to be the old man banging prostitutes, that sounds awful

Crabs like to play together

>>56352148
You are a piece of shit. I hope she finds out

>>56352176
>>56352198
Fuck off aitrannies

>>56352201
Technically he hasn't even done anything but merely contemplated hanging out

>>56352201
Are you like 14? Maybe when your balls drop you'll find yourself in a similar situation and also have a hard time finding anyone to talk to about it

>>56352195
Just so you know, some women (most women) will try and pry you away from another as a kind of challenge/badge of pride. Think about it: even if you two end up being something, she knows you are (hypothetically) weak and would have no problem manipulating you. This IS financial advice.

>>56352207
I got that image a few years ago, well before this new AI shit

>>56352207
kys nigger

>>56352217
Yeah that's a good point. I don't think there's really a "win" option for me here, just kinda hoping someone else has been through something similar and it didn't blow their life up

>>56352148
You should do whatever the girl tells you to do, your already her pawn wrapped around her little finger. Look at you squirm in indecision here for example. Pathetic.

>>56351842
They sell camels and Winston's in my country pretty good

WHAT THE FUCK
I'M ONLY UP 6.7% THIS MONTH

>>56352195
Depends on what you mean by old.
45 and retired banging 20 something’s isn’t a bad way to spend a mid life crisis.
But you have already cheated if you are entertaining the idea, just break up with your gf and date whoever you want.

>>56352242
Yup pretty sure they sell those brands globally ex-USA.

>>56352231
You know what you do? Love the one you got.

>>56352263
>>56352263
>>56352263
>>56352263

>>56352248
That's not even keeping up with monthly food inflation brosephus, you are losing money.

>>56352231
I cheated on a girlfriend once. You feel like a chad but eventually you get caught and you can either just brush it off and traumatize someone who cares about you or you feel guilty and it eats away at your soul.

Anyone know what happens to VMW short positions if the VMW/AVGO merger goes through?

>>56352213
>Are you like 14?
funny, that´s what i thought when i saw you ask for the second time in a row if its ok to cheat on your gf because you are 30 years old

>>56352255
They're the last bastion of not excessively fucked with tobacco for anyone that's not asia. Last time I had a lucky strike my head hurt so bad I thought I was stroking out

>>56352289
Kek last time i had a lucky strike I fucking vomited. I stick to cigars these days. JP tobacco is probably the best managed large cap tobacco company in the world with the cleanest balance sheet.

First off I want to say that REA is a fantastic company.
But unfortunately you're all not panicking when you should be.
Sold all my REA shares *SLURPING NOISES* Ahahaha. Now we wait.
https://vocaroo.com/1DADNVBz48d7

>>56352269
I KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
I might have to cut back to just one ramen packet a day
I'm so hungry

https://vocaroo.com/17X8mQ0efBVY

>>56351888
The term con comes from confidence.

>>56352272
Only way you get caught is if you want to get caught. It does weigh on the soul, hence people feel the need to confess.

>>56352679
There is no reason to feel bad. It's stupid to feel so.