/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56349556
>Pretty sure giving the whole rest of the world permission to do whatever the fuck they like by killing civilians in a retarded terrorist attack has actually pissed off the entire Muslim world.

THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR YEARS AND NOTHING HAS CHANGED LMFAO. VIX is not going up because Muslims are angry at Israel for being able to get away with war crimes for the 9001st time

getting booze, anyone want anything?

>>56349588
I'm so tired of being drunk.

go

I’m up 5.5% today
20% ytd

>>56349460#
You physically drive to chicago?

Wtf shill me an app I can use to trade this shit so I dont have to drive to a nigger infested city.

Since the market is flat post flaties

Of course CRM (Salesforce) owns Tableau. Salesforce have their fucking hands in everything these days.

>>56349588
Yea I'll take an extra hard odouls

>>56349584
>>56349556

Perhaps the muslims will do something with all their institutional power, media control, or appointed positions in US govvie.

Oh N-

Shorting micro S&Ps because I'm already fully margined on metal shorts

>>56349584
Retard, I meant muslims are probably pissed at hamas for making them look bad. We're not that far removed from people openly making goatfucker jokes to their faces, they had just started getting some respect from the west, and then their pitbull tore 40 toddlers heads off. You know what happens if your dog bites someone else? You shoot it or the cops will when they get there, those are the options. That's why the vix isn't moving. Muslims are not retarded despite many attempts to smear them as such, I don't see them trying to shoot the cops to save their dog. That's the simplest analogy I can come up with and it's the only time I'm talking about it, and really I just want everybody to at least get to a position where even if they hate each other or just don't like one another they can go at least a few generations without trying to burn everything the fuck down.

based op with the attack attack webm
Also look at bond computer anons

>>56349651
I literally agree with everything you said, it aligns with my thesis that VIX isn't going anywhere because the Muslim world is sick and tired of Palestine/Hamas (a lot of Muslims don't even bother with the nuance of 'Hamas sucks, but Palestinians are cool', they just hate all Palys).

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

0DTE sisters, it's time

I haven't seen anything go down like that since Hamas invaded Israel on Saturday.

>>56349614
The market wont be flat for long. Bobo gonna round it down soon

of course the fucking MOMENT i clicked "buy TQQQ" it suddenly gigadumped
it only took like 10 fucking seconds for my order to get stopped
line always goes fucking up except when i make money off it
EVERY FUCKING TIME

>>56349646
Shorting gold and silver?

>>56349663
Kek my shit literally isn’t going down. Buy quality companies with healthy balance sheets it’s that fucking easy

And just like that...

lol lunch dump

>>56349674
Copper and platinum

TEXTBOOK BABY out of puts will reload later good bye and good night permabulls

>>56349676
It's kind of crazy how that works.

Who shidded?

ok, you may stop selling now

We should bounce around 433 then close gap before cod

Spicy prank, MM.

Horrific 30y bond auction

>>56349579
Standing afar off for the fear of her torment, saying, Alas, alas that great city Babylon, that mighty city! for in one hour is thy judgment come.

11 And the merchants of the earth shall weep and mourn over her; for no man buyeth their merchandise any more:

12 The merchandise of gold, and silver, and precious stones, and of pearls, and fine linen, and purple, and silk, and scarlet, and all thyine wood, and all manner vessels of ivory, and all manner vessels of most precious wood, and of brass, and iron, and marble,

13 And cinnamon, and odours, and ointments, and frankincense, and wine, and oil, and fine flour, and wheat, and beasts, and sheep, and horses, and chariots, and slaves, and souls of men.

14 And the fruits that thy soul lusted after are departed from thee, and all things which were dainty and goodly are departed from thee, and thou shalt find them no more at all.

15 The merchants of these things, which were made rich by her, shall stand afar off for the fear of her torment, weeping and wailing,

Wtfwt?

>>56349681
Why short plat? Isnt it the cheapest of all precious metals right now?

>>56349592
>>56349608
I'm a Yuropoor so idk what you have in America for trading futures

>>56349665
calls? or puts?

I WAS GONE ALL DAY! WTF YOU JABONIES DO TO THEMARKET??

>>56349694
are you FUCKING stupid
every fucking auction this week was DOGSHIT and yet LMAO LINE GO UP
*suddenly* THE MOST NOTHINGBURGER AUCTION OF THEM ALL TRIGGERS A DUMP???
FUCK you

Here is hoping the third interview on saturday goes well and I get to work for chick fil a and maybe begin to unheem my portfolio.

>>56349704
Etrade will do it but I've never bothered to ask for it to be enabled on my account because I haven't read enough about them to feel comfortable trading them (and the little I have read makes me feel like I never will.)

>>56349667
bobo likes big dumpers
mumu like big udders like your webm

SORRY FOR THE DUMP MUMOIDS I JUST SOLD

>>56349673

>>56349705
Puts. Put your entire poorfolio in spy puts dated to June 2024.

You're welcome.

Auto production is shutting down across the US. It's been priced in mostly, but they're still expanding some of the strikes. Cheap metal gets cheaper without buyers.

>>56349673
True MMs post with us.

What just happened

What the fuck just happened

>>56349713
Did you make that pic? Id like to try my hand at one

Made my money for the day. Now what?

sup /smg/. i've been away for a few months as i liquidated my position to buy a first home. how has the market been in the second half of the year? pretty good i hope? i'll be looking for an entrypoint in the near future for savings that aren't going towards my mortgage.

>>56349727
>>56349728
This guy bought >>56349673

>>56349667
Imagine being born in this world just to be a fuckhole like not even like a decent woman who usually is a fuckhole but you have to kinda understand her and shit no I mean you literally pay this escort money and fuck her (usually Saudis) and then dump her and that's her life. Sure she has money but man I wouldn't know what to do with myself if I was just born to be someone else's fuckhole day in and out

>>56349718
Among the options strategies I've seen here this is one of the less retarded ones.
It's still pretty retarded though.

>>56349729
Yep

i hate bears so much it's unreal

>>56349728
is glue good for u?

>>56349673
>he set a tight stoploss

Stop selling

>>56349746
I nom organic non-gmo wheat glue only

>>56349728
idk probably some shit about vaporizing people who fomoed into calls.

>>56349728
auction on new 30 year bonds got assraped

>>56349744
The feeling is mutual

>bonds
*WHOOP WHOOP* PULL UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVEZSJt3dLo

>>56349666
c'mon nobody is going to check my post with the trip 6s? this place fucking sucks.

>>56349740
I think it gets more difficult when that ends in your late 20s. Most of these women don't really do better than your typical SWE except they retire way earlier and understand saving/investing even less well.

piece of shit market i see the bearishness all morning and they had to drag it up then rug it without giving any good short opportunity

>>56349666
>>56349755
I'll check em

>>56349762
WFC is still up four cents of course lol.

Why are we sharply dumping? Wasn't a hotter than expected ppi and cpi not bullish after all?

totally organic dump for a V shape?

>>56349773
Bond auction, try to keep up

>>56349752
but whats it all mean basil?

>>56349754

IT WAS OUR TURN

>>56349743
Which app did you use? Id like to make a similar one.

>>56349673
>stopped
fortes fortuna juvat

>>56349781
who goes to an auction to buy something intangible like bonds? whatever happened to auctioning off pieces of art or other such things like what the tv shows me they do

>>56349762
I like nice rugs

>>56349773
Probably a jobs number being revised in half or by two decimal places or something like they normally report.

Dimon wasn't joking when he said 7% interest rates... Does that mean a +120 DXY?

>>56349773
The move hasn't happened yet. We're just selling as many fds as we can.

>>56349767
thanks

Did anybody else just load up on some faggot's delights? I got a fucking pile of them in the middle of that rogue wave. I'm up like 80% in fucking 5 minutes.

>>56349793
https://bing.com/create

>>56349754
I think the problem there is actually a lack of air speed causing a stall. If the bird were a plane they'd need to nose down first.

>>56349752
>>56349787
It means no one wants the bonds so the yields are gonna skyrocket until people actually want to hold them.

At which point, the yields on the bonds will dramatically out earn the stock market and the stock market will fucking tank as money flows into bonds. Like 1987.

Should i buy the dip

>>56349760
I asked my wife I she knew girls like this (not the girl in the webm persay) and how they normally think and she says they are about as shallow as a puddle, literally bottom of the barrel type mentality and all about vanity nothing of any real substance to offer other than a hole. I trust her in that also.

>>56349793
>Id like to make a similar one.
>make a similar one.
>make
One does not simply "make" with Bing image generator.

>>56349787
say your a retired boomer and could lock in a "guaranteed" 4.8% for 30 fucking years, one might think thats ntb

>>56349811
too smol..I mean the bond yields, HIGHER FOR LONGER

TLT bears, we are back from the brink of death

>>56349787
People would rather have dollars now than having the interest on storing their money away for decades. If they want dollars now then they would sell what stocks/assets they have unless i am mistaken?

>>56349811
Would the USA being around for another 30 years to enjoy it have to be a pre-req?

>>56349819
BUT, if you were thinking that might go up to 5%, you might not buy any this round

>>56349819
If you buy 30 year treasuries you're retarded. The current US social/economic regime is not lasting another 30 years, there's a 100% chance of default before then.

Guess it's a good thing I took profits when I did. Though... I probably should have just sold those calls rather than roll them out

Alright I'm going to the grocery store. You guys better not let the market melt down while I'm gone.

>>56349831
what did you buy?

line surely will go up buy more

post dumpers for this market

>>56349829
it was the fedpivoters betting on a pivot, they kept buying the extreme long end to capture more rate sensitivity.

>>56349838
what just happened?
I went to get soup, it tanked

Who the fuck did big copper piss off?

>>56349822
>people

only ~10% is real "peoples" money. Who owns 90% ? If 90% of a "something" does A then the remaining 10% will probably tag along.

Why are we down my basturds

Short or Long $META?

>>56349845
All I can find is USA and Qatar aren't going to give the Iranians any money.

>>56349850

Reports are saying that Hezbollah fighter jets just crossed the Israeli border

>>56349846
Didnt say it was a lot of people. Ill see myself out lol

>>56349753
>>56349752
>>56349749
>>56349747
we go lower now

Bounce soon on TL like I said last thread.

buying 0dte calls right meow

This is it, this is the big one.

Thats it, traps over get back to printing.

SILVER SURFERS DIAMON HAND BACK UP THAT TRUCK WE NEED TO SQUEEZE CME

I need to make 20% profit asap. What do

>>56349850
>Bond auction
>Copper
>TA
>Jews just got back from lunch
>Earnings tomorrow
>Upcoming day of terror and Friday 13th
>Etc.
But it could be line just go down sometimes too, is my best answer

>>56349845
I'd say it started with bonds and algorithms started repricing the risk premium on stocks

I'm gonna make so much money off the rebound!!!

>>56349879
don't do this. you'll get hurt.

>>56349887
>Jews just got back from lunch
may the lord have mercy

respook bobos and pass the TL again in a sec, then moon.

I tried to tell you.
>>56349488
>>56349502
You never, ever, listen.

Where's that glowie guy? I wanted to ask him about bonds.

>>56349885
Work.

>>56349885
All-in YANG

My hecking Campbell Soup

>just don't da...

>>56349905
>Investing in luxury soups

>>56349894
Stonks

nothingburger, stocks rally in 10min

DXY about to break Mon high

>>56349903
That won't fix the red numbers in my poorfolio
>>56349904
China is already heemed why would you short the bottom

>>56349934
you are extrapolating a lot on nothing. we continue this dump until spy reaches 200 by the end of the year

bobo_chase Candle.exe Engage

October… Friday the 13th

>>56349955
2spoopy4me

>>56349955
Max pain is quite a bit further down

war were declared, gang

>>56349970
Someone is waging war on my portfolio right now

>>56349970
i dont see a pin on /pol/ so i dont believe you

Excuse me, I have something to say,
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>56349842
Lol.

>>56349901
>>56349502
>10yr yield +10bps
>in spite of Middle East conflict
>despite flight to quality
>despite the war triggered to prop up bond bids
>despite everything, still up 10bps
It was all telegraphed in advance. You still did nothing.
I warned you yesterday that the treasury auction would let everyone know, again, that the emperor is wearing not wearing clothes, NOBODY wants the bonds
today was 30yr auction, same exact thing
Nobody wants the bonds. Do you understand me? Nobody. Even with a Middle East conflict, even with a flight to quality, even with global fear, even with bonds being shorted by everyone and their grandmother, even with bonds being oversold, NOBODY WANTS THE BONDS.

HEY EUROTRASH, WHAT THE WORD ON VODAPHONE? YIELD TRAP?

WHO CRUSHED THE MARKET????????

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
WHY ARE YOU SELLING BLADDY BASTIDS

>>56349997
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>56349992
https://www.forexlive.com/news/ugly-treasury-auction-sends-the-dollar-even-higher-20231012/
>Ugly Treasury auction sends the dollar even higher
>There was a nearly 4 basis point tail on the 30-year sale. That's certainly going to add to the term premium argument.
>It's highly unusual for a bond auction to miss this badly and it argues for a return to the highs in yields.
>Yesterday's 10-year auction also tailed.
>I can't stress enough how rare it is for a bond auction to tail this badly. It speaks to some kind of real change in underlying Treasury demand, or at least some hesitation that hasn't been there in decades.
I CAN'T STRESS ENOUGH HOW RARE IT IS FOR A BOND AUCTION TO TAIL THIS BADLY
>I CAN'T STRESS ENOUGH HOW RARE IT IS FOR A BOND AUCTION TO TAIL THIS BADLY
I CAN'T STRESS ENOUGH HOW RARE IT IS FOR A BOND AUCTION TO TAIL THIS BADLY

NOBODY WANTS THE FUCKING BONDS /SMG/
YOU SHOULD BE SHORT.

>>56350004
LITERALLY ME RIGHT NOW

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

How did we just take one of the biggest dumps (diarrhea velocity) of the year based on no news at all?

>>56349890
canada 5y up again, get that fucker up to the sky

>>56349948
Just draw some lines at supports and resistances you will see. We pump until gap close bro. I am short but I don't think its today.

I CAN'T STRESS ENOUGH HOW RARE IT IS FOR A BOND AUCTION TO TAIL THIS BADLY
>I CAN'T STRESS ENOUGH HOW RARE IT IS FOR A BOND AUCTION TO TAIL THIS BADLY
I CAN'T STRESS ENOUGH HOW RARE IT IS FOR A BOND AUCTION TO TAIL THIS BADLYI CAN'T STRESS ENOUGH HOW RARE IT IS FOR A BOND AUCTION TO TAIL THIS BADLY
>I CAN'T STRESS ENOUGH HOW RARE IT IS FOR A BOND AUCTION TO TAIL THIS BADLY
I CAN'T STRESS ENOUGH HOW RARE IT IS FOR A BOND AUCTION TO TAIL THIS BADLYI CAN'T STRESS ENOUGH HOW RARE IT IS FOR A BOND AUCTION TO TAIL THIS BADLY
>I CAN'T STRESS ENOUGH HOW RARE IT IS FOR A BOND AUCTION TO TAIL THIS BADLY
I CAN'T STRESS ENOUGH HOW RARE IT IS FOR A BOND AUCTION TO TAIL THIS BADLYI CAN'T STRESS ENOUGH HOW RARE IT IS FOR A BOND AUCTION TO TAIL THIS BADLY
>I CAN'T STRESS ENOUGH HOW RARE IT IS FOR A BOND AUCTION TO TAIL THIS BADLY
I CAN'T STRESS ENOUGH HOW RARE IT IS FOR A BOND AUCTION TO TAIL THIS BADLY

>>56350013
brother, I have told you, telegraphed every move to you
>>56350009
>>56349992
>>56349502
we just had the 30 year auction, that sucked just as much dirty mexican beaner asshole as the 10yr auction yesterday, and the 3yr auction the day before that
NOBODY WANTS THE FUCKING BONDS
The. Emperor. Is. Wearing. No. Clothes.

>>56350014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK6uruj2ab0

>>56350027
Few understand this

>>56350009
Glowie wanted bonds, he bought the TMF call options.

STOP SELLING YOU CUNTS

>>56350027
What does it mean for a bond auction to tail, and how badly did it tail this time?

>>56340867
You never listen.

>fed monthly budget statement in 9 minutes

>10yr yield +14bps
MUH YIELDS PEAKED!!!
REEEE!!!
We warned you. You never listen.

>No one's buying. What do we do?

>>56350027
Yea I don't want bonds either, never have, never will

>>56350028
So explain it to me as if I were a small child.

>>56350052
peak is at 5.5%

DIE MARKET DIE!

Bonds nigga
Yields nigga
Girls shakin their butts suggestively nigga

Shorted TESLA META and AMD. Thoughts ?

>>56350059
I guess "take a break from selling" isn't an option.

>>56350063
Line go down, is what I got out of it

>FULL
>RETARD
>WAR
>PIVOT
>ANTICIPATION
>EUPHORIA

>>56350073
how big is your short position?

tfw you pay 83 cents for an option and see it trading for 2 dollars less than an hour later.
^_^

>>56349755
filtered

>>56350059
They're gonna force you to buy them at gunpoint at this rate lmao

>>56349992
Early last week I bought some 2x leveraged short S&P / Short DaxETFs.
Last Friday they were down 5% because it kept crabbing upwards. At the end of the day I doubled down and now have 30% of my poorfolio invested in 2x leveraged short ETFs, the remainder in cash. Am I doing this right? I feel like that Burry guy.

OMG WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?

>>56350087
I'm in deep. I got about tree fiddy on 2DTE broken wing put butterfly spreads on the Q's playa

VIX is only at 17, whats the big deal?

>>56350059
bank bail-in stealing everyone's savings in order to buy them under the pretext of "we need to save social security!!!"

Lower high lower low on the six month.

>>56350105
Why are you buying puts (short term no less) when it's already down? How exactly do you expect this to go?
I'm pretty bearish but that's too much even for me.

>>56350076
>We have to sell new bonds to cover the budget deficits.
>>56350098
>Maybe we should send troops to Israel and start a new war and rename them to "War Bonds" that'll get the goys to buy them.

can we just close the market for the day? russel is -2.42%, clearly there is manipulation afoot

>>56350119
Last I checked the TGA was at historic highs. It almost seems like she's intentionally breaking things.

>>56349994
Their quality and customer service in Germany is competing with Deutsche Telekom in a race to the bottom. They both are resorting to subcontractors who send people door to door to try and scam grannies into signing expensive fiber cable contracts.

You have no idea how short I am.

>>56350118
Broken wing butterflies are almost free, but can have big payouts, and no theta or vega risk either

Thoughts on NFLX puts for earnings? Any insights?

>>56350109
SMG autism, the meds need another hour or so to kick in

Lmfao what a JOKE as soon as I step out to do chores the market tanks and my 5% day turns into a 0% day. Genuinely hilarious, pottery.

So this is because of the bond auction - which no one cares about - but retail bears are FUCKING DESPERATE for anything even slightly spooky so they're quadrupling down on their shitty shorts?

It can't keep going down, can it?

ngl this morning i saw some fag shilling 3x bull letfs and we've only dumped since then
classic smg signals working means something is clearly wrong

>Buy the bonds NOW!!! OR I WILL HAVE YOUR FORESKIN!

>>56350138
>which no one cares about
Lol.
You will see. You will learn.
Unironically an event that hasn't happened in 30+ years - nobody wants the bonds.

>>56350131
>are almost free
Only if the IV slope is shallow but that is an interesting strategy I haven't heard before.

oh no mumus

Every time the nigger lady says bidenomics the candles will be red. You have been warned.

VIX is vertical from here

>>56350155
I'M THINKING ARBIES

Buddy, LOOK AT THE 30 YEAR YIELD

>>56350146
I don't care, I was already born in the jewish part of Florida
;-:

>>56349646
Out at 4369.25

Natgas just rugged

Why? Why? WHY AREN'T YOU BUYING MY BONDS AT 4.8% INTEREST!

>>56350146
Best I can do is buy them when they're at 10%+ yield, sorry madam witch

apparently there are multiple terrorist threats in NYC because hamas called for global jihad and the US has been spending decades importing jihadists as 'refugees'.

>>56350160
SANTA'S BOND RALLY

o-ok fellow mumus you can stop selling now it stopped being funny already

>>56350175
that's why the market is tanking.

>>56350175
I was just starting to think that might never happen.

>>56350147
>nobody wants the bonds
Will this coaus a downgrade of US debt eventually? Or maybe the government coming to reason and spending less on gender reassignment surgeries, n*gger reparations and clean energy transition?

>No buyers? Alright I'm raising the coupon rates again to about... here.

>>56350175
They're going to be screaming Admiral Ackbar and doing all kinds of crazy shit tomorrow. This was 100% preventable, but Joe Biden didn't want to come off as a racist.

OH NO!!!!
WHO COULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS?!?!?!
>>56332729
>>56332729
>>56332729
No, they haven't. Relief rally.
This is what bonds looked like - very oversold, bigly out of average true range
Bond relief rally, prompted by flight to quality from Israel conflict
Israel = nothingburger = flight to quality, relief rally will die
The fundamentals have not changed whatsoever for yields to peak. Inflation moving higher. Saudis, China, Japan, EU will continue to dump US bonds.
The bond relief rally could go for days or even weeks, but it will 100% inevitably die, and yields will again move higher

Oh, that's right, I did..
Huh.
You never listen.

>>56350175
>US has been spending decades importing jihadists as 'refugees'

please don't repeat retarded right-wing talking points outside of >>>/pol/ thanks

>>56350138
>So this is because of the bond auction
bond auction + war breaking out. the market tanked when ukraine v. russia broke out too

My gut tells me to long everything I can right now.

>>56350155
I just had a ham & swiss sammie on toasted focaccia bread for lunch

>>56350206
wait until tomorrow after banks report earnings

Praise the sun

>>56350206
What is your heart telling you?

ZERO (0) POSITIVE TICKS
THEY ARE SENDING IT

>>56350198
lol, the whole market is going to react to wild and crazy jahoodies tomorrow, and you're in here telling people not to warn the /smg/ faithful about what is currently going on? go get fucked and stop telling people how to live their lives faggot.

>Option delta: -0.0
And that kids is why you sell your options a month before expiry. TLT is tanking and my puts are just sitting there because I didn't sell them early enough.

Hahahahahahaha this is SO ridiculous. What a fucking self fulfilling prophecy for idiot bears. Yeah WOW when you short every fucking headline the market makers will let you have it, who knew! Then they fuck your shit up and you come crying BUT EVERYTHING IS SO BAD WHY IS IT GOING UP?! Lmfao

>>56350208
That's such a basic bitch sandwich, might as well go to Starbucks and get yourself a pumpkin spice late you basic bitch.

oh shidd what happened? they find the 400 babies?

>>56350206
seems oversold

>>56350224
>crazy jahoodies tomorrow

ok, your post is now in the archive, tripfaggot. ill be back tomorrow to make fun of you when you're wrong for the millionth time

dumb schizo boomer faggot

>>56350221
I'll wait a bit before I go long. Maybe the dip gets deeper.

>>56350168
I can't believe she was ever a fed chair

>>56349755
Nobody wants to engage with attention starved namefags who suck at mahjong

>>56350208
Toasted with cheese is nearly perfect (not enough people toast their sandwiches.)
Sliced onions make it even better but then you have to remember to get onions when you're out.

>>56350229
this post was made by someone (angry) losing money.

>>56350195
I ENJOY YOUR POSTS YELLENPOSTER

I'm an investor, not a trader.

>>56350229
Bobos just keep behooving themselves. Like seriously you can only short so much but these retards act like crashing everything to 0 is going to happen today, tomorrow, or next week. Fucking morons.

>>56350236
Nothingburger #4331 also known as today's bond auction. Bears were desperate for a dump on CPI but since inflation is clearly not moving the direction they desperately want it to, they're shorting everything else with a vengeance. Because they're retarded.

>>56350238
trends kill oscillators

>>56350239
okay but if i'm right and the jahoodies start playing show and tell with admiral ackbar tomorrow you have to apologize to everyone in the thread.

>>56350247
Based.

>>56350208
ham and swiss is good, I like toasted ham and bre on french bread w some good dijon

WE ARE BACK TO MONDAYS PRICES THIS CANT BE HAPPENING

>>56350247
>mumutards already coping
KEK

NOW

>>56350250
we are unironically, literally, 2 weeks away IF bond market continues to collapse, if more and more people wake up and see the truth, that the emperor is wearing no clothes
we are the closest we have been to real, systemic risk event, than we have been since 2008
yields cannot continue to spike higher, or we will blow up.
they will trot out Fed speakers, and try to talk the yields down before they let this happen - they will be forced to intervene, again.

>>56350243
>suck at mahjong
that's not even true

>>56350259
>jahoodies

tripfaggots need the rope. nothing is going to happen and you're a stupid racist nigger

I AM BECLOWNED

>>56350277
The clowning never ends

>>56350253
UH buddy inflation printed higher. Are you not familiar with the 70s analog? Or do you just believe the figurehead talking points that the fed raising rates a couple basis points has really stopped inflation? Check your nearest wally world my guy go to your nearest gas station or better yet check how much rent is in your area.

it's starting to heal

>>56350246
>HH brother. Anyway back to the auction... No buyers...? Alright the next coupon rate is 14.88%.

What are some good US military stocks?

I can catch this knife

>>56350139
sure it can

>>56350267
did you spend very much on those 0 dte calls? I couldn't give a good reason to dissuade you against them, it just felt extremely hazardous.

>>56350287
What is?

>>56350273
Pfft no one cares about that. You can't prove it will have an impact.

>>56350291

>>56350244
It's amazing how much something as simple as toasting bread kicks the sandwich up a notch. I'd have used my panini press but I didn't feel like getting it out.

>>56350059
have the fed buy the stinky bonds like you did for the past 15 years whats the problem

>>56350274
I can't believe they kicked you out. I mean I can believe it but the action was surprising

>>56350298
nah it was the houses money that i made from selling some naked calls

>>56350308
Fuck 'em, and fuck >>56350275

>>56350314
>made from selling some naked calls
And I thought I was a degenerate retard. You guys make me look conservative.

>>56350314
very good. while ago, but some poor college guy got his clock cleaned doing short term calls, but it's good to learn such lessons before playing with real money.

>>56350238
>relative STRENGTH index
there is no oversold in RSI, only strength of a direction

>>56350327
cute market disruptor

>>56350334
Why don't you get the Defamation League mafia racket bully cartel to send them a strongly worded letter for kicking out a member of the perpetual victim tribe?

>>56350335
>>56350337
thanks for your concern

>>56350369
Ah that's why.

>I didn't sell a single bond today... These are my last days at the treasury soon I'll be unemployed hahaha...

>>56350358
Too busy buying kids smuggled in by the cartels. Seriously ever slam a door on a slam kids leg until it broke? It's fucking hilarious. The elite jews have a good sense of humor and Mexican children scream like little jalapeños poppers.

>>56350274
>riichi shitty
I shiggydiggy

>>56350338
>even looking at someone's graphs in smg
anon please save your time and just pretend they dont exist

why would the markets crash before we went to war? You need a strong economy to wage war, and based biden has the strongest economy we have ever had.

>>56350369
Can you lemme hold about 2 stacks til payday? Thanks dawg

>>56350369
>tfw I'll forever be stuck in low six figure hell
I salute you fren, well done

>>56350369
holy wew. nevermind me, i'm only a five figure retard, you know what you're doing and you should persist.

>>56349811
I wish I could post Himiwako webms to portray stocks pumping, but I think I would get banned kek

why do posts that show 7 or 8 figs never say what positions they are in and how much?

>>56350238
>seems oversold
here's what people dont understand: markets crash from oversold conditions

>>56350405
Just reset your IP and deal with it. You aren't a real /smg/ poster until you have been banned several times.

>>56350238
oversold conditions can remain oversold

>>56350413
Yeah not really. It's less likely than the markets pumping for no reason at all. That's what you dumb fans don

>>56350413
>>56350338
>>56350388
Oh look at that, it bounced a little bit.

>>56350398
>you know what you're doing and you should persist.
That's not necessarily true. Plenty of retarded decisions made by 7 fig ports. Naked call selling is highly ergodic. The gains can be great, but the inevitable result is an eventual zero.

Just slurped TTOO what am I in for?

>>56350420
>the Heckin S&P is going to 8 dollerino's!!!

Well... looks like it's back to surviving on ramen...

>>56350412
Could be those fake 'portfolio tracker' sites that let you just manually input stocks from other accounts, idk

>>56350441
2000 per share actually

Alright just loaded up on Calls. Lets get some relief rally.

>>56350446
If you ate dick for money you would be in the green all the time. You are never starving either when there is plenty of dick to go around

>>56350450
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>56350450
kiss of death

>>56350450
OK we are crashing now. Thanks Baggie for ruining the market. You are fucking Jim Cramer of /smg/. Post your address so I can come and kill you.

>>56350440
Why would you buy penny shit

>>56350450
>he summoned the max pain algorithm

>>56350450
jfc baggie why would you secure the crash like that?

Baking...

>>56350427
anon if you think one study like RSI will predict the way the market moves in the future you are truly fucking retarded

>>56350487
God she got fat.

>>56350485

>>56350413
>here's what people dont understand: technical analysis is random and arbitrary
appreciate the candor

Holy cow my OTM hedge puts for BRK.B are printing.

>>56350494

>>56350498
I can't wait for rule 34 for this.

>>56350489
I don't trade. I am a bogglehead shit posting to pass the time on slow and foggy days like today. I do have about $1k from my VOO dividend I was debating buying options with but who are we kidding I will just buy more VOO or VUG

>>56350498
Warren Buffett is going to break your legs for that.

>>56350381
if you actually read the news, you'd see she doesn't give a fuck, and nobody is even asking. the only things yellen has talked about for the past 2-3 days are iran, russia, and ukraine. in fact today or tomorrow she's meeting with the PBOC to talk about THEIR bonds.

>>56350450
it's over

I know nobody will believe me, but this one time a couple years ago, I saw baggie racked up on a play, he was actually right that one time.

Maybe he went to temple the previous Saturday and Rabbi spilled the beans on what was gonna happen the next week, idk. Or maybe someone hacked his trip that week, not really sure

>>56350494
she always was

>>56350004
i wish that was me so bad

>>56350532
yeah and Hamas beheaded 40 babies.

>>56350566
Why would they do that? They are not affiliated with planned parenthood, to my knowledge

wheres the retard who said no residtance till 4600?
come out of your whole faggot

>>56350566
Fuck that's only cool in blue states. When did Hamas become so progressive?

Alright, that's it, that's the bottom
I'm buying more calls

>>56350498
>down from 370 to 340
Holy fuck gonna slurp this for my roth

>>56350599
sell signal

Crab hour cometh? Or we get some action?

>>56350609
Man why are crabs always the pinnacle of evolution?

>>56350604
Why roth? It doesn't have a dividend.

>>56350606
Well the call I just bought is up $2 so idk about that!

CALLS LOCKED AND LOADED FOR POWER HOUR LETS GOOOOO

>>56350666
>>56350666
MIGRATE

>>56350566
Is 40 babies the new 6 million?

>>56350708
40 israeli babies is the equivalent of 400k US babies.