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>>56348449

OCD/Anxiety

>>56348449
>y-you too!

>>56348449
I'm anti work, misogynist, racist and antisemitic.

>>56348457
Elaborate.

When you don't value your life but also are not suicidal. You have no weakness. A non suicidal person with nothing to lose is the most dangerous. You cannot be blackmailed, you can not be intimated. You have no weakness.

>>56348531

No.

>>56348449
I'm a perfectionist.

>>56348449
>I care too much ;’(

>>56348449
>>56348531
what's the correct answer here when you're ugly? chad can say anything and pass this shittest

>>56348576
Some kind of humblebrag like >>56348550

>>56348457
>>56348516
>>56348550
>My weakness is actually a quality
This is our dates your suppose to mention an actual weakness than give a story of how you overcame it

>>56348449
Anime feet.
Answering the phone a close second.

>>56348449
autism & schizophrenia

>>56348449
one of you sucking the ball sack, the other the shaft, no cap

a-a-am I hired?

>>56348449
blonde twins

>>56348449
money
if you give me enough of it, I'll make sure that we not only beat the competition but wipe them out. I'll make sure they lose everything, their CEOs will lose their stocks, house, yacht and their employees will be our slaves. if you give me enough money I'll generate so much fear around our company in our sector that others will voluntarily quit and never come back. I will not stop until I erase everything about our competition from history. I'll make sure everyone else will fail and we will win.

But if you give me less or no money for my achievements, I'll be your worst nightmare.

>>56348449
The one I don't know about.

>>56348449
I don't have enough money. I have no weaknesses other than that.

>>56348449
Gambling

I TRY TO HARD. I’M ALWAYS WORKING SO HARD THAT SOMETIMES I PASS OUT ON MY DESK AND SLEEP THERE FOR THE NIGHT BECAUSE I WAS UP ALL NIGHT WORKING ON A REALLY IMPORTANT PROJECT. ITS SO BAD FOR ME AND I JUST CANT STOP PRODUCING VALUE TO MY BOSS. PLEASE DONT HIRE ME

>>56348704
Strong autist vibes from this one.

>>56348630
This. Just plain humblebrags are played out, you need to tell a story about some way you need to watch yourself and do so. Are you detail-oriented, so you need to be careful not to get bogged down in the weeds and go out of your way to pay attention to your colleagues and their needs in the bigger picture? Are you very invested in being helpful and/or providing good service, so you need to be careful with time-management and not just fixating on the squeakiest wheel? Do you put a premium on thorough communication, so you need to be careful not to be too verbose and strain people's time and attention? "I work too hard :)" is out, the name of the game is double-edged swords and your conscious strategies for dealing with them. Hell, maybe you even do work too hard - just add in the fact that this means you need to be mindful that putting your head down and grinding through some particular problem isn't always the answer, and you need to remind yourself to take a step back sometimes and consider if there's a work-smarter opportunity in front of you like reworking a process instead.

>>56348677
fpbp

>>56348449
I shid and fard when asked to talk about myself

>>56348449
Mid Latinas. I buy shitcoins to one day drown in average Aztec brapper.

>>56348576
>I place a lot of importance on my career, and so I struggle to maintain a good work/life balance.

schizoid traits
worse sex drive than when I was 12 years old
might just try doing meth to see if I can wake my brain up out of the perma coma

>>56348449
>>56348531
these images strike pure unadulterated fear into my heart

>>56348449
>I've been known to care TOO much about my job and put TOO much time into it.

I've never seen am attractive blonde woman

>>56348449
white women with ugly faces and enormous breasts

>>56348795
modern hiring is really pychotic
how are people ok with doing this even the hr retards
how can anyone take this even remotely serious?

>>56348449
I cannot function more than hour without looking at porn.

>>56348449
I can say "yes" to requests a little too quickly, which can often wind up with my workload being a little to much to chew on all at once.
I've been better at keeping my workload efficient and in scope since I identified my habit of doing so.

>>56350499
Also I've landed two jobs with this weakness statement, not that I don't interview well on the positives too.

I wish I could just say I'm a "yes man" but I feel like it would be dumb enough to use gendered terminology in a work interview in current year

>>56348449
lazines

>>56348449
Internet addiction
Junk food

- t. Damned Lazy Adult who Needs Correction

>>56348449

>Some days, I'm just too handsome. I distract all my co-workers, both female and male alike. I'm basically the reincarnation of Ganymede.

And that's how it's done, anons. You give a positive answer to a negative question, and you show off your knowledge of Greek mythology (makes you sound smart)

>>56350611
>>Some days, I'm just too handsome. I distract all my co-workers, both female and male alike. I'm basically the reincarnation of Ganymede.

You say this for effect, right before you pull down your pants and do a little victory dance around the table with your tallywhacker hanging out.

>>56350611
The story of Ganymede was created by the cretans to justify paiderastía

>>56348981
you better be unironically invested in Aztec as your path to make it

>>56348449
Teenage girls.
Both my weakness and source of strength. Sometimes i get up from my bed and head to the gym just because of the thought of having a 17 year old virgin wife.
Man the medieval nobles had it good

And no i dont want one thats younger than 14, i think female attractipn reaches peak from around 16 to 25 so i want my wife to be golden years.

>>56348981
Just imagine how smelly and hairy her shit is. *sniffs* yuck.
Would still smash of course, but go back 500 years and without makeup or filters this savage wouls not compare to average european pussy
But if u like her in a fugly kinda way i get it, i had this phase where i wanted to fuck mid looking chinese girls, and boy did i.
Luxky i didint catch any disease since i went raw

>>56351137
Female attraction*

>>56348449
ur pussies yum

>>56348449
Public speaking

>>56348449
i like blonde bitches

>>56348449

I get soft after 5 mins of pump action and need a blowjob to get me back up.

>>56348449
Envy, because greed isn't a weakness

>>56348449
18 year old pussy

>>56348449
You name it; it's a weakness.

>>56348449
Food. I have to graze all day in small portions to keep my energy up.