/biz/ - Business & Finance

>he baked

GLTA of you cuties

See if the bears have it in them to hold puts today, call dumping could exacerbate the move down but if they don't then I expect a 1% to 440 watch for a reversal candle on the 5min to confirm

LFG

>>56346965
Literal insanity kek

I want OFF boomers wild ride.

XOM is back WOOO!

thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bhYHwtEMJM

for it's the prostitute Nicole Petallides at schwab network

>csco
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>56348087
Morel like PUTAllides amirite lmao gottem

Just saw a negative tick on the S&P

Somebody do me a favor and buy a 0DTE call please

>>56348084
Hope everybody bought that dip yesterday! Still some time to buy today though

>amzn

the fed might actually do it.

>>56348094
I saw it to, I didn't miss it because I haven't blinked once yet

>>56348051
Nah she's white as the driven snow. Just a weirdo like myself who doesn't like most people. Granted she's not a 10/10 supermodel but neither am I. I'm like a solid 7 on a good day, she's an 8.5, I'm not complaining.

Yo what's going on with T? Thought comm tech was doing good this quarter?

dear burgers,
when you or your sons go to the middle east to fight for israel, make sure to burn some oil fields and blow up some oil pipelines before you get blown to pieces by an IED. I need oil above $150 so please accept my request

>>56348105
You're fucking retarded

Wtf goyslop is getting heemed every fucking open

One these days there will be red, I just know it!

>>56348124
Only if you plant 100 pine trees on the place of my death, on behalf of the children of Israel.

>>56348134
TV is dead -> pervasive ads are dead -> goyslop is dead.

TBD

dxy is pumping so fucking hard
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>56348124
Why do you think I'm bullish right now, so I can make enough that's not a possibility.

>CROX up
Guess we can all still afford ugly shoes after losing money on increasing housing,food,car,

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

>>56348147
Hope you fags loaded up on puts yesterday.

>>56348124
Can you request me to get sent to guarding poppy fields duty? At least I can feel good with an opium buzz and take away the pain by before I'm sacrificed

>>56348089
>FAST
>CSCO
MMMMMMMMMMM

>he trades the 1 minute charts
kek never change SMG

>>56348173
enjoy your skydiving session with TLT and TMF!

>>56348125
why do you say that?
>>56348179
RIP bondies

>>56348173
I know, it's sad. (((They))) get to trade in nano second charts, but I'm not near New York so I got a time delay nano second lag behind the big boys

OPGN
SECO
JAGX
VS
RSLS

>>56348190
Light travels like a foot in a nano second. You have to be physically inside the machine the traes are being filled on to have that kind of latency.

STOP SELLING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
RUN FIR THE HILLS!

ok time to buy calls!

I'M LOSING MONEY AGAIN

What do the Jews want from me for me to win?

>>56348186
>>56348179
kek oh no a discount lol. you retards never learn.

>Harvest season is coming.

Oh God, please God, send another hurricane over Florida.

>>56348214
better buy some more then! After all you can't ever lose too much money right ?

>>56348201
That's why the chosen have built quantum wormhole portals into it to skim every nano second. It's the high tech version of coin clipping

Just copy me fags. This is financial advice.

>>56348228
no o&g?

get ready for the daily v-shaped recovery

>>56348228
I cannot respect nor purchase equity in any entity which drops a considerable sum of money on anything named "splunk".

>>56348190
>>56348201
It is important. Watch reddit explain https://youtu.be/d8BcCLLX4N4

>that AMR dip
anybody else eyeing this slurp?

I'm slurping even more Pszenica

>>56348173
I do like the 3m, 18m, and 333 minute charts. Sometimes I look at the 1m occasionally, I like watching the divergences come in (close) real time.

>>56348260
No. How clear can a H&S be?
Including bad news. I'm I sold at 260.
Maybe buy again at 200

bayo is a very long lady

I am not too fond of crabs is all

Why haven't you simply gone all in on Ely Lilly or Novo Nordisk? Two companies that apparently can do no wrong and only ONLY go up. Hell, check out the Danish index, +2,5%... carried like mad by Novo. Strangely, the Swedish index is also very strong as of late.
But I digress, why not simply go all in on these 40+ P/E companies that have infinite growth potential? For one drug, you can make another drug. For a disease, you can make several drugs. And so on and on

>>56348287
They revised their FY23 product sales target by a mere 3% and there's a 8% drop. For a company that is already very cheaply valued by the market. Food for thought, but perhaps you're right that it's best to let the technicals play out before jumping in

>>56348322
>Lilly
I have considered them as a recession proof company on account of making anti-depressives

>>56348322
because they're not operating within my circle of competence

Did the O guy close his laptop? My O puts are in the money.

>>56348322
Because it's not an industry I want to support. I don't believe in profiting off suffering.
I'm content with my oil stocks.

>>56348322
Why don't these pharmaceutical corporations use all that money to cure diseases?

Oh, wait, nevermind, billions of dollars will not be able to be siphoned out of the population if diseases were actually cured, nevermind

bobros, are we back

>>56348322
All modern prescriptions are sent to the pharmacy via router. Do what you will with this information

>>56348354
No. I don't even have to look

too many goddamn puts. we aint crashing until everyone stops shorting.

techbros, i'm tired of winning. it feels unfair to bobos.

>>56348376
ok, back to hibernation till pce

This dump is fake and GAY and NVDA going up proves it, reversal to green till EOD

>>56348286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ixi0sUpLVRc

>tfw you didn't slurp the TLT dip
YOU WONDA WHY THEY CALL YOU BITCH

>>56348382
Finally offloaded my hedges from my weekend NVDA short.

>>56348380
IT IS UNFAIR. CANT YOU JUST HURRY UP WITH CYBER POLYGON OR WHATEVER ITS CALLED?

>>56348387
oh there will be plenty of TLT dips to buy going forward dont you worry hehehe

Hey let's say I like day trading but I blew up my account and I fell under 25k, will I get flagged if I trade under or if I recover by the end of the day will I be fine?

Asking for a friend

When should I sell NVDA? Will it make it to 490 before crashing again?

>>56348408
the IRS is coming for you as i post this

>>56348238
I only swing trade oil

is it over soxsbros

RUSSEL getting unga-bungad

>>56348411
I'm thinking of selling today..... but what if it just keeps going up till EOY??

>another day of big tech carrying the entire fake and gay market, on nothing but speculation and money printing

>>56348427
will only the big 7 survive, sadge

>>56348428
I want to move all of mine into oil before conflict in the middle east spreads past the Levant.

Ignore bears, accumulate capital

Pic related

>>56348428
then you can just buy those shares back.

>>56348408
Once you are flagged as a pattern day trader by day trading 4 times within a 5 day period, then you won't be able to sell something on the same day you bought it until your account is over $25k again by the close of biness of the previous day, from my understanding

>>56348448
Doesn't look like you're accumulating very fast. I would recommend you get a job.

>>56348448
My guy, well done
How? Options?

>>56348433
Oh man, remember Big 5 Guy?

>>56348428
I'd sell.
I might even short sell again since I don't have any.

>>56348433
>people think the russell will go back up again when big tech takes a huge cut of their profit for virtual rent.
lol

>>56348461
you mean LCIguy?

So are we getting puts ahead of global jihad day?

>>56348471
we're holding TLT puts and long oil

me and my apple calls are headed straight to da moon, verification not required

Fucking goyslop, shouldve dumped it yesterday

>>56348403
>dont you worry hehehe
Okay, I feel like I should worry.
Tell me what you know. NOW!

>>56348385

>>56348439
Good idea, which stock do you recommend for oil?

Alright,


bet.

wonder what happens when this gap closes around 438.4x

>>56348484
>Verification not required
No body gives a shit that after your 3rd post you can skip the bot test

>>56348504
Cannot go wrong with XOM and CNQ.

>>56348504
I'm gonna gamble on a leaf oil company because if shit gets too complicated there then the alberta oil sands will start getting tapped again.

Indices having a little trouble going positive today eh mumu

OOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooOooooooooooooOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>56348450
>sell stock
>stock goes up
>buy stock back at higher price
what kind of logic is this?

>>56348508
kek butthurt bearfaggot

>>56348459
Cope faggot, that's nine thousand dollars from practically zero work, aside from putting up with the retards in here

>>56348460
Just your average conservative portfolio of regularly dca'ing into SOXL, UPRO, TSLA and BULZ

WTF WAS THAT MUMUSISTERS

>>56348524
>sell stock
>h&s pattern completes itself by the book
>stock goes down
>you walk away with a profit

>>56348528
No, I'm a butt hurt mostly in divvies and too much in cash faggot

>EIA weekly US natural gas storage +84 bcf vs +88 bcf expected
oil and natty broes... we're not ready for these new ATHs are we??

>>56348546
kek you didnt listen

>>56348529
>SOXL
lmao. I could tell. Be sure to post back here again when you lose everything.

BUDDY LOOK AT FASTENAL COMPUTER

>>56348530
>down -.2% from peak
>still up 1%
>bobo posting
i fucking hate bobos so much.

Fucking schwab mobile app man who the fuck coded that shit Jesus christ what a bunch of morons

Wtf look at BOIL chart. Someone is trying to suppress natgas dafuq

>>56348568
>BUDDY LOOK AT FASTENAL COMPUTER
Mein Got.
You didn't want us about this. How could we have known?!

AQST has been treating me well. Not bad for a symbol I picked based on meme rolls in an smg thread.

>>56348424
It's gonna go to 9.60 or so before pumping again

Is there a metric which shows how much dry powder exists?

>>56348552
Well I have DRIP turned on for my divvy stonks, and so when they go up my cost basis keeps going up too
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Why the fuck is it red

>>56348586
consumer savings data from the Fed is one measure I suppose but that's probably not telling the whole truth

Hello I need tech to pump today

>>56348586
>Money Market Fund Assets
>Washington, DC; October 5, 2023—Total money market fund assets1 increased by $64.13 billion to $5.71 trillion for the week ended Wednesday, October 4, the Investment Company Institute reported today. Among taxable money market funds, government funds2 increased by $52.59 billion and prime funds increased by $7.02 billion. Tax-exempt money market funds increased by $4.52 billion.

>>56348555
How salty can you be?? What's your ytd performance?

>>56348610
>>56348591
good selling today. just need it to hit 4280

>>56348610
Why today? How bout next Tuesday, will that work for ya? You ain't got 0DTEs do ya?

VALE looks like a good buy here hmm

Hahahahahaha

HOLD SEACATS HOOOOOLD

Lmao looks like copper and the russell are calling out the market's bullshit like I knew it would.

>>56348623
I have 1DTEs that are already in the green, but I want to sell for more, maybe roll them out a week and let it ride

>>56348639
Isn't discrimination illegal? I thought virtue signalling tolerance of different viewpoints, especially if brown skinned people was supposed to be all the rage these days

>>56348659
Well you might wanna book that green while you can, we are due for a red day soon I would think. The rubber band has stretched out pretty far this week, and will have to go down some at some point.

>>56348639
Holocaust 2 can't come soon enough.
>>56348669
Wrong desert people.

>>56348614
I'm up six figs this year, and last year.. and the year before that.

But my performance is irrelevant. The point is that if you're going to get excited over a 4 fig profit off passively sitting in leveraged beta over an entire year, comping against the literal week where markets bottomed, then you're a retard and you'd be better served posting those RH gains some place like wallstreet bets.
Get a real job and you'll find yourself saving up that much money within a few weeks. No risk, no stress.

It would be different if you were actually trading, but you're not. There is value in learning to trade, even from a small port. You're just a gambler that bought into those retarded papers on leveraged ETFs written during ZIRP and entirely ignoring cost of leverage. Unless you created that portfolio within the past 18 months, you're probably underwater on your all time chart too. Good luck.

How's it going this morning, chucklefucks?

I need something to go long on. CROX?

>>56348713
Fuck that shit we're Chacos gang here. Fuck those pretentious Birkenstock fags too.

>>56348712
>those armpits
I want to drag my teeth along her armpit stubble, so badly...
I mean, yeah not bad. TLT is bouncing and will NOT be going any lower.

>>56348705
Post a screenshot of gains so poorfags can seethe with jealousy or be motivated to strive to turn into you one day, their choice how to react

Ummm... Bond sisters it was supposed to be our turn what the actual fuck????

>>56348705
LOL post your portfolio or get lost, fag. Shitting on other people's gains is so pointless, why are you even in this thread? And seriously with the "get a real job" line lmao okay boomer. "No risk no stress" just sign your efforts away to some faggot in an office - but you'll have so much money! You just sound like a salty dickweed who keeps shorting bottoms.

>>56348705
>I'm up six figs this year, and last year.. and the year before that.
post proof

>>56348723
Tell me about the bonds. Why does no one want them?

>>56348733
STOP SELLING MY BONDS

>>56348728
I just made 24.50 for this hour long dump I just took. Still waiting on the market so I can shed some fds

>>56348733
I think only millionaires want them, and most of us here aren't that

>>56348743
Are we talking Connery, Dalton, Craig or what?

>>56348733
>>56348743
Stop issuing new bonds you fucking goblin.

>>56348756
Come on, partner, we're good for it.

>>56348749
Who’s the hottest Bond chick?

>>56348712
*SNIFFFFFFFF*
*sniff sniff*
>hell yeah

>>56348747
You should put that in your resume, that you got paid to take a nasty shit. While you were doing that some poor bastard was saving away in a sweaty dust wharehouse lifting boxes for half that money

>>56348728
Sorry. I was prepping screenshots to post it for you, but honestly this fuck >>56348731 doesn't deserve it, and it'll be much funnier if he thinks I'm larping, doubles down on his dumbass LETF DCA strategy, and eventually posts some massive losses.
If you've been around for more than 3-6 months you've probably seen my port anyway.

>>56348774
I'm going with Eva Green, even though Casino Royale was shit.

here we go

status: successfully shaken out of ktos
now its going back up

>>56348654
copper dumping is good for tech though right?

>>56348803
>>5298692

tech closing green, haha yeah, sure why not

>>56348824

WE'RE IN BULL MARKET

>Load some cash into my account
>Set buy orders a little lower than lows
>Price runs away from orders
Works every time.

>>56348836
dont

>>56348842
you were being greedy, just market buy the top of green right away as u get extra liquidity, market only goes up

Unbelievable

I fucking told you >>56348240
it happens EVERY SINGLE TIME

Is the DXY unironically going to +120 I mean when the fuck are bonds going to bottom this is insanity at this point.

>>56348852
Oh, I wasn't REALLY trying to buy, just manipulate based on price/order volume.

>>56348786
We weld, machine, fabricate, etc. no box plebs work here brother. I have it on my resume as:
>managed numerous mobile and remote assets via latest technological
Advances. Utilizing geosynchronous navigation techniques to ensure timely and thorough response to various maintenance crisis as encountered by customers. Practicing decentralized command and control of assets to ensure complete use of any idle asset to continuously add value and stretch ROI to its maximum yield.

>>56348882
Sorry space bar and period are faggots on this phone.

>>56348842
Just set em a inch or two before level 2 walls so mms can make a tiny scalp on you is all. They just want a few crumbs

>>56348639
Look at who these fucking losers are who are supporting the gazanians genocide against the Jewish people. You've got the communist wing of the democrat party, you've got Black Lives Matter, and you've got Iran. This one is pretty simple to pick a side.

White. White women. White Wisconsin Cheesebreath white women. Big fat cellulite white women. Birkenstock IPO. $8B valuation. Big smelly white women with loud annoying voices.

Yeah I'm unironically shorting this IPO lol

Bastard benchode GEVO
Praise Vishnu that my bags aren't too big

I have to say, you guys are way less schizo today and it's pleasant.

man it's getting pretty brutal out there among smaller caps now. a lot of stuff i'm paying attention to free falling every day now, inmd down 20% on reduced guidance. was thinking rick was gonna be interesting sub-$60, now we're almost at $50 all of a sudden. my own 'folio getting dumpstered by selloffs in offshore cos.

when will israel lift its illegal blockade of gaza?

Oil inventories are up. Looks like we're heading for a recession.

No shares of Birkenstock (BIRK) available to short right now, but there were about 6500 BIRK shares available for short sale yesterday mid trading day

>>56348802
Wow dude that is SUCH a new level of faggot cope hahahahahahahahahaha oh shit anyone else seeing this?? Lmfao

>>56348926
We can fix that for you if you want

>>56348934
After every last fucking potential member of Hamas is dead.

Are banks and funds about to fucking whipsaw themselves? Why the fuck would you short AFTER bonds have lost 40% of their value, you’d have to have the 5 year go to fucking 9-10% to make another 40%?? Convexity do be a bitch

>>56348941

So I think we dip, hit TlL, Close gap near EOD and tomorrow we our harris kamala'd

>>56348951
>and tomorrow we our harris kamala'd
what did he mean by this?

>>56348912
>>56348936
Yeah seems rather overvalued. No way is this company going to make more than €200M net, probably less because nobody is buying fucking sandals in this economy. Could be a good short if only shortable shares were available

>>56348943
You can say negative things about brown skinned people. You leftists made the rules, you can't just be a two tiered hypocrite and change the rules mid game.

I'm just the messenger don't shoot me

>>56348957
>No way is this company going to make more than €200M net, probably less because nobody is buying fucking sandals in this economy.
To be clear, are you making the point that people only buy sandals when the economy is doing well?

>>56348958
*Can't

my first options trade, feelin good

TTOO. Lol. Remember. I told you. About. TTOO. Lol.

What a terrific little day this has been

>>56348966
I'm pointing out that consumers are not inclined to buy sandals of all things when discretionary spending is being squeezed by high inflation and cost of credit

>>56348948
Because the 10 year is going to zero.

>>56348975
the first one is free

>>56348978
Oh yeah sandals are not consumer staples, more like consumer discretionary. Whereas sneakers r boots might be more staples? Since ppl wear them for work.

TTOO. Lol. Reverse Split. All the cultists online told you it wasn't going to happen.
It happened.

do people really just do whatever financial media tells them to do?

>>56348975
After you blow this account, reload, and blow up the next account, you will have a better idea what you are doing. But don't worry, your 3rd account a few years from now outta do pretty descent

Wow what happened to BABA? China stocks dumping hard with volume

>>56349006
Only 100% downside left

Ahem

VFS puts.

>>56348948
This only shows positions disclosed on balance sheet. Cash treasury positions are held on margin. Yields aren't blowing out because of shorting, they're blowing out because arb longs are capitulating.

>>56349023
Yep, or maybe 99% if you consider that they might have some shareholders hanging around because they *technically* are going to be profitable in 2026 assuming all their devices are approved!

MAKE IT STOP

>>56349019
There's no news besides CPI & bond yields up. CCP announced like a 1T RMB stimulus, it's a opportunity imo.

Important days ahead. Watch NVDA. I have a small short position open in case the dumpening™ begins. Will cover at $497

SPY one week chart looks rigged as fuck

instacart since IPO is DISGUSTING. kinda wanna buy some

>>56348926
It's because I went back to sleep after the market opened.

>>56349061
Enough with the antisemitism bro

WAR WAR WAR

i can't believe the market would do this on absolutely no news

Dr. Copper & Russell are nearing key support levels. If those break, open up shorts and puts in earnest.

>>56348926
The bank shills don't like it and the two sane people here don't seem to care much for it either.

It looks like EH will make history tomorrow with the first flying car to get approved....

https://twitter.com/ehang/status/1712483960490807346

>>56348052
Im just holding my oil position
I dont give a fuck
I just know these jews want war.

>>56349092
They get special dark pool news us plebs don't get access to

>>56349069
That's a pretty high P/E ratio...

>>56349099
u-um... m-me too...

>>56349099
Me too.

>>56349023
HAHAHAHAHAHA

FAGGOT

>>56349099
It's literally a strip of land smaller than fucking Rhode Island... This will be over in less than 48 hours.

>>56349097
We're all a little mad here.

>news
Pay attention to the calendar, we rise on expectations

>>56349106
IPO valuations are always terrible, there's never a cheap IPO

>>56349099
>>56349109
>>56349120
i love women and breasts so much bros. you have no idea, its...theres just nothing better in this life. thank allah i was not born a faggot

>>56349139
>Pay attention to the calendar
Man I thought Sukkot was over.

12:30-12:45ish dump to 433.0x on the TL, bounce to complete cap. Bobogeddon tmr. Feed a time-lapsed nothing burger to mumus today, rob them tomorrow.

Should I load up on the financial sector puts? I reckon the banks are going to have shit earnings, and all the leadership has to report to defend the homeland from the Mud Slime invaders. What are your thoughts?

Pepsibros I ain't feeling so good. We are literally trading at the weekly MA200 (representing 4 years). Things are looking real damn bearish. The earnings were phenomenal so what gives? Are the pros really that afraid of Eli Lilly and Novo's anti-"obesity" drugs?

Massive bull flag on AAPL hourly.

>>56349139
At least post the more granular weekly charts
You know... just in case anyone here does business with any of these companies...

>>56349139
So doomp tomorrow?

>>56349157
IV on WFC seems to be dropping despite the price going down.
I wonder if their earnings will be a surprise. I hope so, I want more puts.

>>56349128
I get that you're still feeling anally devastated by my earlier comments. Sometimes the truth is hard to cope with.
Redirect that anger towards seeking employment. If you have no marketable skills, fix that first.

these whipsaws is just getting more and unstable, get out while you still can mumu

>>56349157
Its important they see the following weeks too though.

>>56349157
>Azz

>>56349189
Come on ma...
Literally no one here has the attention span to look a week ahead

ok, now move things up 0.1% and hold there for 30 minutes

are we unironically gonna take out the july highs on nasdaq on pure "lol line go up" meme magic with absolutely no positive news whatsoever and everything being objectively worse than it was back then?

>>56349210
the market will stay irrational longer than I can stay solvent

Be careful guys

Dr. Copper & Mrs. Russell will decide the fate of the stock market. Remember this.

>>56348926
Still every bit as schizo, just not a doomfaggot.

>>56349195
>mfw share a board with these people
christ....

You can tell that the Israel - Palestine - Hezbollah - Iran shitshow is absolutely not going to amount to anything serious because VIX is still at 15. I mean, that is how much of a joke / non-threat the markets are taking the Muslims at the moment.

Most Arab countries hate Palestine. The countries that do align with Palestine (like Lebanon, for example) are all broke as fuck and won't do anything. VIX is at 15 because Hezbollah are absolutely not going to do ANYTHING beyond harassing the border with missiles and the occassional drone strikes. But Hez are not gonna do a land invasion, fuck no. Hezbollah is relying on Iranian gibs (Which are not a lot) and their home country is broke as fuck.

There is no happening that is going to happen. The Arab world will just let Gaza get flattened and watch the cycle of Palestinian suffering be perpetuated because Palestinians made the mistake of voting in inbred retards (Hamas).

There will be no happening. VIX will remain low as fuck. Palestinians will die, Arabs will pretend to care a few months later and call Israel evil, but nothing will change. I'm selling puts if we keep getting headlines that increase put premia randomly

>>56349210
far from it, we hit major resistance at those levels, double topped and fell from there. it's going to get rejected again if it tries gunning for it

>>56349168
Just hire me on the spot. Email me whatever files and whatever work you need me to do by whatever deadlines. I'll take care of the rest.

I'll take semi monthly payment in the financial instrument of your choosing, and the pay plan can be salary, commission per sale, commission on volume, per job completed, etc. I'll handle my own payroll and taxes for you as well, and send out my own 1099 to myself on your behalf if need be.

No, I can't start tomorrow, sorry. Monday? Sure, why not. Ok, see you monday

>>56349234
Lol you can tell a Euro made that.
We have universal healthcare in the US now btw. The providers are on the hook if you can't afford to pay with no consequences to you.

>>56349236
>Israel’s 911
Looking more like .911 if the market is real. I agree.

>>56349236
Theyre trying to blame the russians now.
Couple that with biden has always wanted us at war with russia and...

>>56349210
Yes. Markets are fake and just infinite money for elite political class and the bankers, get with the program anon.

>>56349257
>Theyre trying to blame the russians now.
Who? Who is trying to blame the Russians?
>Couple that with biden has always wanted us at war with russia and...
White Americans have brain worms, nvm shouldn't have even bothered replying to you.

the russell is just dead in the water right now. copper is taking another hit as well. meaning we are going to continue this bear market

>>56349210
First time?

>>56349152
BUDDY LOOK AT WELLS FARGO COMPUTER
YOU MIGHT GET HOOKED!

Wait WTFWT?

>>56349210
it's called soft landing into a Santa Cruz Rally.

>>56349152
You should have bought six month LEAP puts months ago. Now I'm not so sure, I sold most of mine last time it dumped and I'm waiting for one more pump before I pick up any more. That's why I'm hoping their earnings go well.

>>56349258
Don't respond to crbpajeet and just let him impotently lust after old women's feet.

>>56349307
Meds

>>56349307
eh, meant for >>56349257

>>56349280
>White Americans have brain worms
Akshually, alot of them never let those graphene filled nanobots PCR 'test' giant qtip sticks get rammed up their nose to penetrate into their brain, so they are unmodified clean purebloods, vaxxie

>>56349315
>>56349280
Chill.

>>56349288
I'm looking at the $38.50 strike for tomorrow. I think shit earnings combined with shit guidance on international religion of peace day is setting up a perfect storm for it to go down if you will.

RTX looks like a good buy right now.

>>56349250
Sort of, obamacare mandated that you have to buy insurance or else you dont get your tax refund or some shit.
>>56349280
>Who?
Who do you think?
>brain worms,
lol, Do you not remember him attacking russia/putin on issues on the campaign trail out of nowhere? There has always been something there.

>>56349256
I've honestly never seen such a muted reaction from the markets after one of USA's closest allies has their 9/11. Apparently this was 3x worse than our 9/11, adjusting for Israeli population size.
>>56349326
I literally think LMT is overvalued rn. My buddy who runs a small RIA hedge fund sold his LMT shares yesterday

>>56349327
your funeral.

>>56349168
Hahahahahahaha you literally won't post your portfolio because you're a lying larping faggot that made some absolute TRASH bear bets that are fucking you over. Get rekt RETARD hahahahahahaha

Holy shit wheatbros, I went to the bathroom and when I came back my account had suddenly just entered 5 figure hell. I sold.

>>56349304
No, what I should have done was purchase the correct powerball numbers last night numb nuts. Now, i'm just going to throw a grand at these $38.50 puts and see what fucking happens.

>>56349341
lmao

>>56349336
>I literally think LMT is overvalued rn. My buddy who runs a small RIA hedge fund sold his LMT shares yesterday
It went up almost 10%, so that is not surprising.

>>56349350
Reading this makes me feel better about my brk.b losses.

>>56349340
>>56349313
Ill stop, apologies.

>>56349344
Entered from the 4 figure shadow realm, right?

why does wheat stocks only go back to 2011 when i zoom out to max on yahoo. did mankind not start using wheat until 2011?

Line only go up forever. There will never be another red day in the entire future history of any civilization in the universe that has color coded markets ever again

>pppssssst! Psssssst! I heard from my moms friends friend of a friend down the corner
>banks gonna report low earnings
>sell everything now

>>56349326
But that's haram though

>>56349128
What are you talking about. Are you a TTOO fan? Why is he a faggot for saying TTOO has considerable downside.
Are you a fucking robot or something?
>>56349355
Yeah, I think LMT is pretty much just riding on headline momentum. The United States hasn't announced any actual funding contracts for LMT, so it's just headlines pumping stock.

If Lockheed actually gets a giant contract to, say, bolster Israel's Iron Dome or something, then yeah I'm buying back into LMT. For now I think its sell the news type thing

>>56349361
Yes, put in only $1,800 total around December-January, now it's $10,003.

this isn't enough for me to get excited over, i'll make some trades tomorrow

>>56349370
SHUT UP! THE BANKS ARE FINE!
In fact you should be writing puts on them and making money.

>>56349374
Nice, very nice.

>>56349344
You did know there was a USDA report today, right?

>>56349387
oh, no I didn't know, I was too busy posting AI coomb8 on /chip/ and insulting Jews on Twitter to pay attention to the market

>>56349368
China line up is red

>>56349372
I have a position in GD that I am just holding for now. Pump does seem artificial, but global conflicts seem to be increasing over time.

>>56349323
I'm thinking the same thing for much more esoteric reasons

I hope I helped a lot of anons make some money and not be faggot bears shorting the bottom like baggie

>>56349398
What board is /chip/ on?

>>56349405
>>>/pol/chip

>>56349372
No he's a HUGE faggot because I posted >>56348448 and he was dumb enough to poopoo on my gains, then he said "I was getting screenshots of my portfolio ready but uhhh now I won't post them because anon said mean things and doesn't deserve it!" Like a fucking 5th grader hahahahahahahaha

>>56349405
Almost certainly /pol/.

>>56349400
Don't listen to the overconfident Indian; (((they))) will make this happen.

>>56349398

>>56349400
Do you think it wouldn't hurt to take some profits for now on GD since the recent pump surely has nothing to do with GD's actual receivables through contracts but just the equity pumping on algos/headlines? Does Israel or any of the Team Islam countries/armies use GD stuff?
>>56349414
>Don't listen to the overconfident Indian; (((they))) will make this happen.
Lol.
I'm willing to make a bet that Hezbollah doesn't do jack shit. All Hezbollah can really do is harass Israel with rocket and missile attacks and maybe the occasional border skirmish. They in no way have the resources to actually break the northern border. None of the Arab nations are gonna do much.

>>56349413
>>56349405
>pol
oh yah

>>56349372
>What are you talking about
That dudes just some random SOXL slurper developing an anal fissure because I wouldn't praise his degeneracy. Pay him no mind.

>>56349399
You didn't see the fine print:

*Alien civilizations that look like insect creatures don't count, neither do the Chinese, Vietnamese, or similar looking invertebrates

>>56349430
>That dudes just some random SOXL slurper developing an anal fissure because I wouldn't praise his degeneracy. Pay him no mind.
How is he degen? Is he trading with his favorite 3x ETF too much? He's enjoying the chop chop ?

>>56349423
You're probably too young to understand the concept of Forever War™. Hell, you even said earlier Lockheed makes the Iron Dome, which tells me you have COD tier knowledge at best.

Aaand I've FOMO'd into 1dte puts.

>>56349374
How do you invest in wheat? All I see on RH is WEAT and it sucks balls.

Imagine being this buttmad about someone making a lot of money on a good trade because you drank the retard retail bear kool aid. Sad really lmao

>>56349417
Your tax dollars at work

>>56349443
Commodity futures traded in Chicago, well, for me technically it's CFD forwards, but it's practically the same.

ive been riding one stock for few weeks now- tempted to go all in.

>>56349443
I don't think Robinhood lets you do futures yourself. WEAT is an ETF that buys wheat futures.

>>56349460
On:
https://www.usda.gov/oce/commodity/wasde
at:
https://www.usda.gov/oce/commodity/wasde/wasde1023.pdf

baking

>>56349449
I tried to warn them, pleaded even, but no. Errybody wanted to be the next burry but didn't nobody wanna use their brain as anything other than a cumrag

Higher. For EVER.

>>56349437
I am just an zoomer as you know, so I wouldn't have even been old enough to remember 2006 when Israel invaded Lebanon and all that. My LMT-Iron Dome point was not to be taken literally just as an aexample/ (I have no idea who made the Iron Dome or what Israel uses LMT for)


But for the limited purposes of my claim that no "happening" is going to happen, you haven't really said anything to prove me wrong. Nothing I've said is wrong and is an objective view of MENA politics atm. After Hamas attacking civilians on purpose, Palestinians have managed to get pretty much every Muz country except Iran to hate them. You think the Lebanese people (not Hezbollah) or Jordanians are ever going to forgive them for the shit they pulled?

Qatar is supporting Hamas and there's lots of Iranian paramilitary groups in Iraq and the Taliban have already started threatning Israel, but no one thinks those threats will evolve.

We are not in the 1970s or early 2000's anymore, grandpa. The Muslim countries are way poorer and cannot tolerate Palestinian bullshit anymore, because their suffering is greater than their Arab machismo can put a facade over

You have no idea how short I am.

>>56349488
Manlet.

>>56349488
Pimp on, shorty!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hIIQvs4qAKM

Why are we not pumping? I was promised 4500 by eow

>10yr yield +10bps
>in spite of Middle East conflict
>despite flight to quality
>despite the war triggered to prop up bond bids
>despite everything, still up 10bps

>>56349488
What if it just won't pop?

>>56349483
Bro you need to transcend and understand that every single thing you see about foreign affairs has been filtered through the US propaganda/media system. Maybe read 1984 again.

>>56349443
isn't it crazy that some luck SOB has sucked on those? why even live

>>56349506
Especially anything involving Israel.

>>56349483
>not in the 1970s....

We're aware zoy.We should just glass an entire band around the whole earth between the ~35 N to about ~10 S.

>>56349506
Oh my god please shut the fuck up and spewing bullshit muslim propaganda. Muslim nations are so fucking weak and scattered right now that there is no chance they will escalate. I hate Pissrael as much as the next guy but you cannot unironically think that Hezbollah won't be dealt with within a week or so after they get Tomahawk'd to shreds by Uncle Sam.

You guys think there will be a happening, but there won't. VIX will remain low, like below 18.

sup

>selling LMT
>ever
You will never get my shares. Line will always go up.

Lol these 1dte wfc puts are already up like 6%.
I don't feel good about this at all.

>>56349523
Tomorrow is Friday the 13th, and also the day of terror

>>56349483
>We are not in the 1970s
Ranjesh, my son, you need to understand this feud has been happening since Israel was officially established (and if you can't tell me in what year that happened without consulting ChatGPT, your opinion is worthless). These people, all sides, carry intergenerational hate which has no signs of ebbing. The USA WILL be dragged into this, whether you think so or not. You've even failed to mention that the Islamic side, who have their own internal grudges, are beginning dialogue unthinkable even several years ago. It's happening, and you, nor I, cannot stop it.

>>56349521
Bro u alright? U replying to the right person?

>>56349514
Definitely

>>56349535
If the US gets dragged into it it will be the last war the US fights as a unified country.

>>56349550

>>56349521
Pretty sure giving the whole rest of the world permission to do whatever the fuck they like by killing civilians in a retarded terrorist attack has actually pissed off the entire Muslim world. Palestine was nearing legitimacy and that's all totally dead now because of what happened, and hamas is going to end up like any pitbull that bit the neighbors kid.

>>56349550
If so, it will be by design

>>56348135
>>56348108
>>56348094
Bobo I kneel--oh wait, it's a fucking green day and you stupid behooving faggots are wrong again

>>56349556
>and hamas is going to end up like any pitbull that bit the neighbors kid.
You mean the freshmen girls at Harvard will campaign for them?
Oh that's actually happening lol.

baking

>>56349563
>Thinking those are actually Bobo posts
Kek

new >>56349579
>>56349579
>>56349579

Oh shit, it's going down.

>>56349563
Nice post champ, might want to pull up the last couple of minutes on the S&P

>>56349460
You physically drive to chicago?

Wtf shill me an app I can use to trade this shit so I dont have to drive to a nigger infested city

>>56349592
Futures are kind of intense, I wouldn't want anything about them "shilled" to me.

>>56348391
my schizo senses tell me that'll happen in 2033

>>56349510
It's not even fair bro

>>56349587
Yeah S&P as in suck my penis.