/biz/ - Business & Finance

I'm unwilling to waste time writing up my bearish arguments against O again.
Buy at your own risk.

>>56343220
Why even Janny the last thread.

>>56343229
I don’t even know what O is

>>56343233
Probably a mental breakdown from the HRT.

>>56343233
Guess hes mad about the creature in the op? who knows

>>56343220
Yes worthless jannie, explain yourself

>>56343229
Dammit bro I was the one in the conversation and I couldn’t read it because of the Janny

>>56343237
It's some real estate thing IIRC. I'd sooner buy SRS.

>>56343249
Lets just hope I'm wrong. Certainly wouldn't be the first time.

>>56343242
A jannie reported me for saying fuck gods chosen people a few /smg/s ago. It's getting fucking ridiculous

>People are not defaulting
1) Respect the lag
2) Prices are coming down and will continue to come down
3) People with sub 3% rates will probably sell their houses to friends without making it official since giving up that rate would be stupid.

Only a complete tyrannical authoritarian control freak would even want to be a janny, let alone do it for free.

Same reason tyrants gravitate to "government service jobs" like politicians and police. The only thing jannie is good at doing is constantly TONGUING MY HALF WIPED ANUS

>>56343273
I think I'll be ok considering most of their holdings aren't even housing

you know what i think? i think that the jannies are gay, that's what i think.

>>56343296
Lol. It's in dollar stores an pharmacies instead. That's even worse!

>>56343311
>that image

>>56343296
>walgreens
>dollar tree
>dollar general

i dunno bro

>>56343333
How many hundreds of million of dollars a year are they losing to the untouchable 'youth' openly stealing from them in broad daylight?

HAPPENING
>BREAKING — Emir Sheikh Tamim ibn Hamad Al Thani of Qatar threatened to stop gas supplies to the world if the bombing of Gaza did not stop.
Yom Kippur War and Arab Oil Embargo Round 2 Incoming
(Except this time Israel will lose lmao)
https://twitter.com/Khanzadah_/status/1712185332912050377

Buttcorn is rugging: tomorrow the heem to below 2000 resumes.

>>56343349
OIL

uranium trannies! we've been hit by the le heckin head and shoulders pattern! AHCK!!!

>>56343349
>(Except this time Israel will lose lmao)
You really think Hell's Army is going to stop G-d's chosen people and the back to back World War Champions?

>>56343349
lol, they were all being coy when the Saudis wanted deeper cuts this summer. And now that the Palestinians nobody wants or likes are getting bombed suddenly they are in the mood.

>>56343341

those three combined? for sure in the hundred millions

>>56343349
Lmfao you couldn't make this shit up... Is this info confirmed can't find a reliable source confirming it?

>>56343389
Can't find anything either.

>>56343364
Don't the Rothschild bankers who ran all that and created Israel worships the Synagogue of Satan? Are they gonna summon their legions against the Judeans?

>>56343364
If you think you're God's chosen people then lol. lmao. you're the people of usury and pornography and every other kind of evil.

>>56343364
Israel lost more people to sandal-wearing flip-flop kids trapped in an open-air prison of 2 million than they did during the first days of the Yom Kippur War.
They couldn't beat Hezbollah in 2006 and they can't beat them now, especially in a two-front war.
And that's even if other countries don't pile on when they smell weakness and the historical chance for glory (spoiler alert, they will).
>back to back World War Champions
We can't win in the sandbox, simple as.
Anyway this could all trigger total global economic chaos unless people start backing down quickly.

>>56343341
Their biggest problem is that they try to sell a small bottle of shampoo for $20, and over time everyone has learned to just go to walmart or costco, or even just shop online.
No one wants to have to fish a coupon out of their pocket for 50% off to avoid getting fucked by insane markups. The reality is that there are too many retail stores in the US per capita compared to virtually every other country, and their moats are shrinking.

Anyone remember bed bath and beyond?

What day is the planned rug pull gonna be on? Tomorrow? Friday? Next Tuesday? Hedgies I know you all conspire and will do it, just throw me a bone and tell me when it's planned for a huge red day?

Almost nobody is here right now but you and your scotch,come, and a couple other random people.
TLDR: Spill the beans on the planned rug pull right now why nobody is here

>>56343434
>bed bath and beyond?
You mean Overstock.com?

>>56343481
I'm guessing CPI numbers are red hot tomorrow from the pause, but this also could be wishful thinking.

>>56343525
Just from going outside I'm pretty sure it's down or negative.

>>56343525
Yea maybe they are waiting for an excuse to do what they gonna do anyways, but they need that excuse to have that panic day

>>56343349
If this actually happens, couldn't this actually accelerate investment into renewable energy sources? That shit's way more efficient than it was in the 70s and already exploding in growth, I feel like the most logical investing decision in that scenario would be to put money in oil stocks because of the inevitable surge in prices and also renewable energy stocks at the same time to capitalize in a surge in long-term investments.

kek baggies

>>56343349
And of course, I saw this writing on the wall, clear as day, just before Yom Kippur
And do you think I acted in it? Fuck no.
Im a dumb retarded faggot and ever do anything in my best interest

>>56343533
They usually won't tell unless they are plied up on Coke and booze and then they get all chatty

>>56343349
>Little change to oil or gas price futures
Fake & gay seems most likely.

Imagine paying taxes in America as a private citizen lmao I laugh at you faggots that continue to perpetuate the myth that you are forced to pay anything to a country that has never had your interests in mind for over 20 years especially with this IRS Vs Microsoft fiasco now hitting the tape.
If you're a private citizen and not self employed or business owning do NOT pay taxes. Do NOT have federal withholding on your paychecks and if you work under the table NEVER file.

>>56343565
Lol we all pay our taxes of course.
My parents who hire an accountant for $10k/yr or something outrages like that are just now getting audited. They don't even play any weird games they just have a bunch of investments.

>>56343503
Exactly. The previous entity gets wiped, perhaps the brand name gets maintained under new ownership, perhaps new tenants come in, eventually the space stays empty and the mall/plaza is left to rot.
We will continue to see this trend play out until total real estate square footage comes more inline with the rest of the world. To be more specific, the US at present has roughly 5x the retail square footage per capita vs EU.

>>56343588
If your parents can afford to pay an account 10k the yea buddy you're paying taxes. I'm talking about middle class private citizens not people making over 100k a year.
Pay up richboy

>>56343601
Households making less than $100k/yr aren't middle class anymore in the US. That's the bare minimum to not be impoverished.

>>56343608
>he thinks the majority of average citizens are focused solely on making the most amount of money to enjoy life
My man you need to go outside and touch some grass.

>asshole glowfaggot jannie runs interference on behalf of corrupt glowfaggot banks

>>56343565

>>56343612
It doesn't matter what you're focused on, these class boundaries are based on income and bellow six figures is not middle class anymore, you can barely afford shelter.

>>56343648
I'm 30 living in Florida making on average 75k a year and I own my house and a few friend of mine making roughly the same own theirs also. You're deluded into thinking that salary or income determines your status. Are you in California? I'm assuming you are and if you are it's no wonder you're deluded

>>56343565
Yeah lets all just go straight to jail. Do not pass go.
I could understand refusing to pay if you're one of those expats who's technically a US citizen still getting fucked by our global income tax despite earning a living completely disconnected while living in a foreign nation.

>>56343648
It's true Bernie Sanders doesn't even want to raise taxes on millionaires anymore just the billionaires.

>>56343689
>and I own my house
That's equivalent to having an investment that pays you ~ $25k/yr so yeah you're pretty much making six figures.

I will continue to trust the plan
Pray for me bros

>>56343692
>The same people working for the post office will somehow find out I didn't pay 1000$ in taxes among 330.000.000 people.

>>56343565
So just let them keep sending letters til they garnish your wages and cancel our passports or what?

>>56343721
Except they will. They can't be bothered to do the bare minimum to maintain any semblance of a fair society, but you can bet your ass that if there's an opportunity to punish you for not cooperating with the glowfaggot agenda, they'll take it.

>>56343721
>>56343729
>>56343717
Everyone on /smg/ pays there taxes. This is a fact.

>>56343750
How do you know? Some people get behind and don't pay them for years

So is this one of those bear market rallies we hear about?

>>56343744
Lmfao meds brother. They don't even know you exist you're just a number in some file in a basement never to be opened.

>>56343750
i remember around 15 years ago i broke even for the year on trading so i didn't bother to include that component of my return. IRS got ahold of me pretty quick letting me know i owed them $10k because they only had the sales price and not the offsetting cost basis. they were nice about at least and it got resolved.

>>56343761
Everyone on /smg/ pays their taxes. The idea that any of them don't is some kind of fiction, disinformation, or a LARP.

>>56343750
the IRS wouldn't take rorklers submission last year
which is embarrassing because he should have an accounting degree

>>56343721
It'd be one thing to hide some side income garnered from hobbies or working under the table.
But stock brokerages will all be sending your P/L straight to the IRS server system where it will automatically calculate and flag any potential non-compliance. This will immediately become 1st priority for their auditors. It's just too obvious.
Your employer does the same, and your banks and credit cards too. It is trivial for them to determine that the numbers to not add up.

>>56343712
Idk how you're getting that figure and honestly I don't care. Are you in California? Answer the question.

There is no bear thesis anymore. Market green , yields doing great , NVDA still pumping so yeah we are truly back . Feeling so bad for bobos rn the get to cum a little and they are already going back to chastity after being denied for mounths

>>56343789
No, I'm on the East Coast. Renting a house almost anywhere in the US costs $2k/month now. That won't get you a nice house, it will get you a 60 year old shitbox with led paint.

>>56343786
>But stock brokerages will all be sending your P/L straight to the IRS server system
Guess you have to pay then.

>>56343781
Everyone on /smg is also a felon. In fact, former federal prosecutor Harvey Silverglate says in his book, that:

>the average professional in this country wakes up in the morning, goes to work, comes home, eats dinner, and then goes to sleep, unaware that he or she has likely committed several federal crimes that day. Why? The answer lies in the very nature of modern federal criminal laws, which have exploded in number but also become impossibly broad and vague.

>In Three Felonies a Day, Harvey A. Silverglate reveals how federal criminal laws have become dangerously disconnected from the English common law tradition and how prosecutors can pin arguable federal crimes on any one of us, for even the most seemingly innocuous behavior.

>The volume of federal crimes in recent decades has increased well beyond the statute books and into the morass of the Code of Federal Regulations, handing federal prosecutors an additional trove of vague and exceedingly complex and technical prohibitions to stick on their hapless targets.

>>56343533
Do you mean that inflation is going down? At least for gas, it's been stagnantly high for the last month or so.

>>56343813
If you're on the east coast and your parents are paying 10k for an accountant yearly you're probably in taxachusettesand even if not it doesn't matter, you're still deluded into believing that everyone has this idea that money is the most important thing to aspire to that will make their lives better. That status is going to change that. You were born into some rat race and you'll die in that rat race buddy. Keep paying your taxes like a good boy, I'll be living free and tax free for another 10 years and enjoy my family.

>>56343825
I remember reading that ten years ago. I feel old now.
Of course the response wasn't to clean up the law, it was to ramp selective enforcement up to 11 so we have anarco-tyranny instead.
>>56343831
It's absolutely coming down here. It's down 10-20 cents week over week.

>>56343834
You don't seem to understand what I'm saying or even what you're saying.
I think you should calm down and maybe take a walk.

>>56343729
They won't do shit and they never do to anyone making under 100k this is objective fact and just because they don't print this shit on CNN tells you that they don't want everyone to do it. Just like >>56343721
Says, over 300 million people in the US and maybe 200 million making less than 100k a year and you think they are going to hunt each and every one of them down? Pshhh okie dokie, keep drinking that koolaid

>>56343851
Nah mate I'm good, good luck to you tho. You'll need it.

>>56343856
lmao. Good luck dude.

>>56343856
>over 300 million people in the US and maybe 200 million making less than 100k
and 100 million making more than 100k?

>>56343879
Dont need it. Stopped paying ten years ago, haven't looked back.

>>56343856
kek they will if you're posting about it blatently on mongolian basket weaving forums

>>56343887
I'm sure you did.

>>56343893
I did.
>>56343891
7 proxies buddy

>>56343897
I'm sure.

>>56343856
Can't they access and look into any bank account now that has over $600 in transactions without a warrant? Also, I've been audited and am still fighting them because they say I owe them all this money from years ago that they say I haven't paid, and I've never made over $100k.

I get letters every few years sayings it's been sent to a collection agency, or it's been sent from collections back to the IRS, etc and all the compounding fees

Also, who the fuck with any sense would ever watch CNN other then to laugh at their staged propaganda?

What if all of us bizraelis protest taxation starting next year? We will single handedly bankrupt the government. Thoughts on this?

>>56343918
Genius. I'm sure they won't just print more money from thin air and then pay someone with those imaginary numbers to come hunt you down.

>>56343918
A lot of the bear thesis around here are contingent on the idea that the government is already bankrupt and it is just a matter of time until the chickens come home to roost.

What I am trying to say is, the government's solvency isn't really an issue, which is all the more reason for us to not have to pay taxes.

>>56343924
They'll borrow money. They're already having to do that more because the tax revenue this year was lower than they expected.
The government doesn't "print" money and the federal reserve doesn't really either. All the money is backed by debt either from the government or between banks.

>>56343952
Are you honestly retarded or are you just trying to trick people?
Wait wait, let me guess:
You're repeating a bunch of shit the other glowfaggots told you to say.

>>56343901
I did.
>>56343917
It really depends on your situation. I don't mess around for example in certain markets I'm aware that (they) monitor like crypto or scalping etc so if you're running those kind of schemes they'll hunt you down like a dog but if you're just some Joe schmo without a bunch of assets laying around they won't even bother you. Small fish in a big ass pond with lots of other big fish to choose from

>>56343935
Well the country existed and operated for 137 years with no federal income tax or IRS, until 1913 when the federal reserve act and IRS was both established, and not by any coincidence either.

Without the one, they wouldn't need the other

>>56343962
This isn't exactly a secret...
I hate after hours /smg/.

>>56343935
So what they only tax through inflation?

>>56343952
>The government doesn't "print" money
Please not this cope again. What do you call it when the treasury holds a debt auction and then the federal reserve buys that debt?
Where does the money come from that the federal reserve is using to make such unlimited purchases?

>>56343981
They're still not really printing money, it's backed by debt.
Now when they transfer the surpluss from the interest back to the TGA which they've done a few times that's arguably "printing" money but it's pretty unusual.

What a week so far. Bobo, you will get to eat something soon enough, maybe even tomorrow

>>56343981
They don't physically print the money they loan it into existence allowing them to drain liquidity like they're doing that creating the phenomenon known as the business cycle.

>>56343971
>Yellen doesn't literally sit around with a canon printer, therefore what could anyone possibly be talking about when they say the government prints money

Has it always been with us, anon? Do they dig the money up from archeological sites?

fucking retarded asshole

>>56343980
kind of, the government takes out perpetually larger loans against assumed continuous economic expansion that may or may not realize itself

>>56344004
Some call it ancient Babylonian black money magik, just more convoluted, but still just magically created in their minds

Am I the only person who enjoys when a janny deletes half the posts in a thread, but leaves the thread up? It is like a murder mystery where i try to figure out exactly what cause the tantrum.

>>56343220
seems kinda bearish for C

>>56344035
And we (the current and future wage slaves) are the collateral. Isn't that nice of em?

>>56344018
It's not really an accurate way of thinking about it IMO.
If they were just printing the money that would probably actually have fewer consequences.

>>56344026
Hamas is the real assholes. Gaza was a paradise on the coast. It was like the only place on Earth where there were no Jews, you can see why it was so densely populated. Then Hamas goes and kidnaps some Jews and brings them into the place the Jews weren't supposed to be passing everyone off and everything just went to shit. It's like the low IQ move of the century.

>>56343994
You're coping pretty hard right now. Reminds me of all the clueless takes from a few months back that the FDIC bailout of SVB VC depositors wasn't really printing. They thought markets wouldn't pump because it wasn't real printing... because all the added liquidity might in theory someday return through higher FDIC premiums upon other regional banks.
Every day that the federal government operates at a deficit, new money is printed. Some of this is arguably necessary to offset population growth. The rest tends to eventually lead to price inflation.

>>56344004
No shit it's not physical. It's digits in a ledger. Minting real physical currency is much too expensive. The general concept is still typically referred to as "printing" though, within this context using modern financial slang.

>>56344040
>ancient Babylonian black money magik
Sounds about right It's a scheme on a grand scale stifling growth so that 0.01% of the population can prosper.

>>56344055
I have LEAP puts on a lot of US banks including them. I'm looking forward to next spring.

>>56343564
>>56343402
>>56343389
you're probably right
Twitter is nigh unusable now its so full of FAKE SHIT
my bad anons, hope you didn't go all in based on a twitter screenshot in SMG

>>56344077
I'm sure the Hamas did it for no reason at all.

>>56344088
>Reminds me of all the clueless takes from a few months back that the FDIC bailout of SVB VC depositors wasn't really printing. They thought markets wouldn't pump because it wasn't real printing.
Well I wasn't one of those people. I've been saying all year that's just stealth QE.

Fuck you guys I'm becoming a boglehead.

>>56344077
bait

>>56344088
>printing
Using the word "printing" for what they're doing is criminal imo. It's a psyop for the average goy. Let's use the right terms they are printing they're loaning money into existence. Two very different things.

>>56344115
the boglehead pill is the way to happiness anon.

How high can ACMR go? Personally wouldn't buy it but I'm looking for a moment to sell it.

I'd hate to see it hit 30 if I sold now

What would be the effect on a modest sport´s team, that rellies mostly on associates fees but is also publicly traded, if each month, around 1 million of its fans bought the same amount of money in stocks as they are paying in associates fees? i mean, i know the stock would inflate and all, but would the club really have more money?

if that´s so what's even the difference? why sould i pay associates fees if i could rather buy their stocks and either recover some of that money back or even profit from?

>>56344097
I dunno but they're all big Star Wars fans, in the videos you see them chanting for Admiral Akbar. Should we be blaming DIS for this shit?

>>56344137
Right, printing makes it sound like the only problem is inflation when that's really just half the problem. You also have all this debt that has to get paid off.

>>56343565
What is going on with you nigger?

>>56343220
>inb4 investors flee INTO china stocks to get away from western/israeli retardation and china stocks finally go to the MOON

>>56344170
Exactly it allows them to inflate and deflate at will by loaning money into existence they inflate, and knowing that more principal and interest is owed than there is currency to pay it back as a consequence of the fact that money is being loaned into existence is fairly simple to understand how they can deflate, they just stop inflating.

>>56344137
That's fair.

>>56344170
Except the debt doesn't strictly have anything to do with quantitative easing.
You people are insufferable. Please just go away. It's fine. I won't tell anyone to go look at the obvious glowies on /biz/. Please just drop it and leave.

>futures

how?

>>56344204
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hswHOEQfj8

>>56344218
Why did nobody tell me about this

>>56344203
>Except the debt doesn't strictly have anything to do with quantitative easing.
Wdym?

>>56344218
>Imagine the shorts

>>56343565
Based sentiment retarded advice

>>56344231
Scenario:
Step 1. The government buys assets
No new debt is required for this. Just like the recent treasury example.

>>56344274
>The government buys assets
Buy with what? And what asset?

>>56343260
>post a bunch of racist/antisemitic bullshit shitposts in a poor attempt at trolling
>surprised when you get a warning or three for free on a blue board
Eat shit faggot, this is not /pol/. Keep it on topic to the market. Same goes for anyone shitting on islam either go argue theology on /x/ instead of here. So fucking sick of this shit all because everyone has to have the bestester flavor of skycake.

>>56344286
Bonds. Now what retard.

Give me a good stock tip

>>56344307
Am I getting this right, you're suggesting the government buys it's own bonds? How do you suppose they do this?

>>56344324
BYD

>>56344326
No I'm suggesting that the government uses money to buy bonds -- e.g. the ones the treasury keeps offering to buy from banks -- and this increases the money supply.

>>56344361
So hyperinflation.

>>56344366
stop acting like a retard, guy is trying to help you, retard.

>>56344366
You can call it whatever you want, the point is that quantitative easing does not directly involve increasing debt.

>>56344373
In fairness, the government itself likes to quibble about the terminology here, but if the discussion is "how does the government increase the money supply" then "money printer" is (obviously) a perfectly apt metaphor.

>>56344373
Stfu fag.
>>56344374
It does thought because the principal is loaned into existence and it carries interest. So there's always more debt that needs to be payed back than there is currency to pay it back with. Sure the treasury could literally print money and pay back all the debt but the currency would collapse. The system requires more and more debt otherwise there is a deflationary spiral as debt is being payed back and the fact that there is more principal + interest than currency in circulation sets in.

>mortgage rates hitting 8%
>zestimates still climbing
Uhhhh…what the fuck?

>>56344409
Addressing the near to medium term: ok then how is the treasury buying back bonds without creating new debt?

Addressing the long term: Yeah, debt they'll ultimately erase via inflation.

There's nothing wrong with "money printer." Giving all the shilling that goes on about this topic, I'm pretty sure you're just obscuring things.

>MSFT
>AMZN
>COST
>UUUU
good or bad portfolio?

>>56344440
It's like those OTM options on low volume stocks that have no liquidity so the price your broker displays is something totally random if it shows anything at all.
When liquidity shows up you'll see a flash crash in real estate. That's what will be different this time.

>>56344446
>ok then how is the treasury buying back bonds without creating new debt?
I have no idea how they're buying back debt but there's two ways they can do this from the budget which is in a deficit so we can throw this one out the window or through printing currency and permanently inflating the money supply.

>>56344457
more

>>56344457
COST is the only good one. MSFT is garbage, if you really want some old shitty tech company that everyone is stuck with at least ORCL bought good things and made an attempt to maintain them.
AMZN is not a buy and hold stock.

>BBBYQueers still at it
I'm impressed and alarmed

>>56344457
UUUU is a terrible long term hold

anybody know any publicly-traded israeli concrete producers?

>>56344326
he's implying the fed belongs to the government, which it doesn't

>>56344440
Blackrock just buying houses cash now lol sorry zoomer you never had a chance.

>>56343812
>yields doing great
>10 year just dumped for multiple days straight and is STILL above 4.5%

>>56344537
Blackrock said they're divesting from US real estate.

>>56344463
Yup i agree. Like so many other prices these days. Im still just waiting for “it” to happen. Ive been in cash since 2022

>>56344549
Oh, they said something publicly? There’s no way a shady financial too big to fail institution would ever lie

>>56344537
Zillow, BlackRock, etc all stopped buying idiot. That's why they dropped the interest rates for black people, to get them to buy their bags.

>>56344562
They're PE. They're not a bank. If they blow up it just fucks shareholders who didn't do their homework.

>>56344537
Blackstone are the ones buying up all the houses they can
Blackrock are the ones that own a huge amount of equity in Oil and Coal but tell you that it's bad if you invest in those same things also muh board diversity

>>56344558
If the house costs the same and you've received 5% in t-bill interest these past 12 months, it's effectively gotten cheaper. Be aware of this silent erosion, or you may hold out too long.

>>56344511
i dont intend to hold UUUU forever, but I have bought into the bull case for uranium in the near future

>>56344491
both amazon and microsoft are bad? why is that?

>>56344549
>>56344570
>we "stopped" buying SFH goys oy vey we cannot talk about this right now HAMASSS!!!!
I personally do not care, I own my home and 20 acres. The next generation will tongue my anus.

>>56344611
Zoomer chicks will tongue your anus now anon

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieGmNnn_ytA

>futures

>>56344580
If he actually does own it outright he shouldn't sell it no matter what.
Being land pour with 20 acres is far preferable to having $150k and no land at all IMO. People who think of their residence as an investment rather than a liability all deserve what they're about to get.

"They" are saying the housing market is gonna do a big implosion soon. Vibes of 2008 kinda. https://www.cnn.com/2023/10/11/economy/housing-market-bubble-sheila-bair/index.html.. Hey works for me. By the time this bubble is popping I'll be a better position to bag like hell (cash pile). Oh goody.

Houses are still being bought because this is as low as they will go and institutions are buying the dip.
You've all by psyop'd into not buying now and most of you can't because of the interest rates. That isn't a problem if you've got cash.

any thoughts on how i could get my hands on a .csv with all the SP500 open / close (or just open) for like 1980 to present?

>>56344723
what does that picture have to do with it.
also nice try fucking boomer nobody is going to buy your shit cardboard box house with out of date utilities

Please God, where's the Sunday night comfy /smg/ update videos, this is my first time posting in /biz/ for months

I’m buying.

>>56344738
Anon...

>>56344738
he died by suicide

>>56344738
He got a real wagie job. He doesn't even trade stocks anymore. He comes in here once in a while, makes some gay posts until he gets banned, and then disappears. I doubt he even remembers what stocks are anymore

>>56344733
based yahoo finance
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/%5EGSPC/history?period1=-1325635200&period2=1696982400&interval=1d&filter=history&frequency=1d&includeAdjustedClose=true

>>56344723
Let me guess. You fell for the "rentcel" meme, FOMOd into a 750k shitbox with a 5% rate, and now you are unironically hoping that BlackRock will buy your bags? That's kind of sad bro...

>>56344757
>he didn't buy last week
ngmi

>>56343220
These links are not helpful, I'm losing money here!

>>56344738
Rocker went out in a suicide pact with his baby boy Scoopsies. They died in each others arms. Their souls will reunite in the afterlife, as true love is the most unstoppable force.

NIGGER

>>56344821
>He doesn't even trade stocks anymore
Unfortunately that's the natural endgame for 90% of posters here. Most give up after extended stretches of unprofitability. Even those few of us who find success, generally lose interest in posting actively past 7 figs.

What exact stocks do I buy to hasten the destruction of the illegitimate state of Israel? Alternatively, how many shares of SOXL would likely accomplish this? Asking for a friend

>>56344930
You must own exactly 696,969 shares of SOXL. This has never been achieved before

>>56344734
>>56344845
I’m detecting a lot of seethe.
Good luck waiting for your mythical crash to buy.

TMF nonbelievers

>>56344301
Holy fuck go back

kek

How we looking tomorrow for CPI? Higher than expected or lower than expected? Or just right?

It doesn't matter. Market will pump on reduced inflation, and omega pump on increased inflation. Why? Because fuck you, that's why.

sell oil

BREATH IN NOW BREATH OUT
HANDS UP NOW HANDS DOWN
BACK UP BACK UP
TELL ME WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO NOW

https://youtu.be/RYnFIRc0k6E

bears remember this chart right

>>56345050
Should i short $NVDA?

Gammon is calling bullshit on the jews.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FByhBiJflnw

>>56345044
Checked.

>>56345063
I did it over the weekend. Came out $10 ahead. Hedge with an OTM call so you don't get fucked.

>>56345063
No, its a massive cup and handle. not a meme chart.

>>56345063
>>56345104
>>56345070
forgot chart

>>56344301
Oh god it’s one of these types of Jannies

>>56345050
No.

>>56345031
Dilate, sinner. The Godless heathen is correct and respects religion with his words.

Bobo come home, it isn’t too late to stop

Is dude weed dying again? I think I'm gonna get bagged.

>Every single residential REIT offers shit yields
I wanted to passively profit off rentoids

>TMF up 9% this week
Jesus fucking christ that guy was right

>>56344189
Keep dreaming Chang

>>56345217
drew this line fucking 2 weeks ago. TA works

>>56345241
How can one man be this Based?

>>56345213
Buy REITs with leverage. Problem solved.

>>56345128
Youve guys must've had wondered out of /gme/

>>56343364
There are a total of 10 million jews in Israel.
There are around 370 million muslims just in the Middle East. The only reason they are allowed to exist is because of America and a lack of a united front.

>>56345241
Is it too late to buy? Why would bonds be topped out now, of all times?

>>56345276
American military tech is second to none and sand people can’t organize for shit. They’re split in ideology anyway and hate each other more than they hate Jews

>>56345319
No, not too late at all. just scale in dont all in otherwise youll want to panic sell.
>picrel
disney is super cheap right now.
>inb4 muh polcels

>>56345213
50% of my portfolio is in AGNC

>>56344894
>implying there are 7 fig traders here.
Please anon people here are trading $1k at most and maybe 5% are in 6 figure hell with good jobs just passing the time.

>Asked if the OPEC+ agreement to cut supply would be extended, Putin said: "Most likely. We need to consult with colleagues - our decisions are made by consensus."
>"This is important for the predictability of the oil market, and ultimately for the well-being of all mankind," Putin said.

>>56344845
I got in at 3% before the post covid rebound. 3bed 3bath 1 acre lot. Checked the apartment I was renting before I bought (1bed 1 bath 2 window pod by the highway) and it is $300 less than my mortgage.
Renters will tongue my anus.

>>56345340
Still predicting a 100% move on TMF by next year? Disney feels like a decent long term hold but I'm not sure if people are done dumping it because of woke nonsense

>>56345380
kek the anon you're replying to doesnt understand he got meme'd, just like the big meme chart.

>>56345386
I wouldn’t buy Disney directly out of principle.

Meme chart?

>>56345386
they are raising prices and we're headed to holidays which is Disneys bag. But yeah I think 100% by then is easy, itll probably do that a few times up and down, so swing trade it. im predicting a massive pop when rates DONT get raised. since its a 3x itll decay a bit, ill flip it.

>>56345404
which principle? are you here for money or politics. all they have to do is announce a new CEO and itll flip shit. lol. they are already starting the news cycle.

>>56345406
Huge meme. Market has been up 4 days in a row. Show me that on the chart.
>pro tip
We're going to be green tomorrow. And Friday.

>>56345431
Well it's over a year out of date now, so maybe the backtest needs to be recalculated

>>56345360
sadly 7 figs is the new 6, if you've been paying attention.

Oil is too obvious.
Maybe food and fertilizer?

>>56345360
>>56345449
I have 60k net worth mostly in bonds, WMT, and silver. I have about 6k in my trade account

>>56345360
there are 7 figs anons here but they're bogleheads, maybe trading with small sums for fun

unironically buy SOXL

If you were suddenly unemployed and had a bunch of credit card points that you could redeem for gift cards, where would you get gift cards to stretch your runway?
Difficulty: I can't redeem them for groceries because KR isn't in the list, though TGT is and there's one nearby, but their groceries suck.
I'm thinking just SBUX cards or maybe some other fast food place, but idk...

Wait a second, its all just debt?

>>56345480
I am the yahoo finance anon that posts his barely $200k portfolio. If I am lucky and work hard I might have 7 figs in 5 years. I’ll be an old ass 35 year old by then.

>>56344115
Same here. Line go up forever

>>56345491
Been consistently buying SOXL for months, so ready for it to hit 50

>>56345504
that's an ambitious goal, but regardless you're on the right track. many would be envious in your position. good job

>>56345532
*envious to be in your position

>>56345500
Always has been

>>56345491
SOXX at ATHs
>goes 3x long

why does the faggot thread show up when in the catalog for smg

>>56345699
>>56345715
sounds about right

>>56345715
Because its OP contains the characters "smg" (in a URL)

>United Auto Workers have shut down Ford's, $F, biggest plant globally in Kentucky, with 8,700 union members going on strike and halting production of their best seller, the Ford Super Duty pickup

uh oh, stinky, car markets are gonna get heemed real bad

There is some extremely sketchy bullshit going down in the bond market right now. This shit is fake as fuck.

>>56345741
Meds, schizoid bobochud.

>futures

bros...

god damn futures are so bright green it glows

>>56345741
What do you mean

>>56345737
cool my shitbox will be worth a mint

Food and beverage stocks will go up again, right?

>>56345737
I think maybe I made the right decision to go long on a new car earlier this year. I wasn't sure if used market would be calming down in any reasonable amount of time and, since I bought it, used market is only worse than it was.

>>56345835
you see america getting any thinner?

>>56345801
that just means its time for someone to start buying.

Financially speaking, is a Hinge subscription a good investment?

last night i had the worst heartburn of my life
i literally thought was going to die
all i ate was two pieces of pizza

>>56345875
you're paying money to acquire an expensive, high upkeep, and rapidly depreciating asset. even if you dump it immediately your position is a massive loss.

>>56345860
Apparently the stock market currently does because of Ozempic. I'm skeptical.

>>56345899
some diabetics need to die so there's backlash against the offlabel usage

>>56345894
Does it actually get you more matches though, or is it a scam?

>>56344695
>"They" are saying the housing market is gonna do a big implosion soon. Vibes of 2008 kinda.

>>56344723

>>56344845

>>56345908
think about it this way. they want you coming back so they can keep squeezing money out of you. getting more matches is a promise they can't fulfill and never intended to. its like gambling and they give you just enough to keep coming back and continue using that monthly subscription. that said, if you're attractive enough, you don't have to pay because the women will flock to you.

>>56343220
This pic makes me aroused.

Is there an EV startup ETF? I really think those companies are 90% valued by hot air

>>56345933
Does it make any difference at all? It's been a few days and I haven't gotten any matches yet.

>>56343349
zoomer are you ready for your ME holiday?

>>56343550
200 IQ

>>56345958
There's KARS, but the constituents aren't just new companies. There's a bunch of Tesla and BYD, for example.

>>56345963
you just answered you're own question. i tried tinder plus or whatever they call it. apart from having access to more features, i didn't get more matches, not even with super likes. pretty sure you're supposed to treat it like uber eats or something, one night stands and all that.

>feeling horny
>open up the app
>swipe until you get a match
>see if they're down to come over TONIGHT
>rinse and repeat

don't expect to get an actual gf and don't expect to get laid if you do match. that's why they're known as hookup apps whether they claim it to be or not. it really is a numbers game and sometimes you get lucky sometimes you don't. i haven't so i'm probably going to quit using them for good

>>56345993
Anon, you forgot the first rule:
Don’t be ugly
If you hit in your batting range 100% you will get likes, convos and dates. I wouldn’t treat it like Uber eats, most girls require you meeting them in public first. But honestly I have gotten pussy for the price of a vente frap at star bucks because of tinder. Just work out anon and be confident, get a haircut once a month and just literally treat women like retarded children.
>t.anon who is going to propose to his gf of 2 years next month.

>futures

https://youtu.be/jLvDnRU_ajk?si=mAjdUdox_2X8RdEy

so are stocks viable again or is it actually over? how are we interpreting these econ numbers?

>bond markets

https://youtu.be/aRsOBFhNjVM?si=XaF8m6DzMbAYPKtW

>>56345982
found a better one, HAIL. Mostly holds shit like XPEV, RIVN and NKLA

>>56346022
i know we're on 4chan but don't automatically assume you're better. i practice basic hygiene every day, i workout and i have a job. i am self confident but its different than confidence. if i'm swiping on 50 women a week, and i'm getting 0 matches, its safe to assume that those 50 women don't find me attractive or to their preference. also, proposing after only 2 years? i'd go at least 5

>yields

https://youtu.be/70ML-MPjvNY?si=UzV0BeGpTt-vbfwY

>>56345958
You're a bit late to the party. LCID is down 90%. Others like WKHS are down 99% from peak. Some of the most blatant frauds have already delisted (RIDEQ).
You could still short TSLA, but that's no longer a startup. They've raised so much capital and maintained their retarded valuation for long enough that it's almost justified at this point. Ok, well really it's still trading at 4-5x what it probably should be, and future shareholder returns are gonna be dogshit unless it can somehow pump and dump to 10 trillion and do another insane capital raise on top of that, and somehow also find a useful product segment to grow into using all that capital beyond automobiles. But the point is that it's a cult stock and there's no obvious catalyst to kill the current supply/demand balance of the stock float until/unless Elon starts selling again.

>>56346056
Most of these shit startups still have multiple billion dollar valuations. Many are valued in double digit billions. The true value of these companies is maybe somewhere between a billion and zero.

>YouTube now bans Ublock origin on Firefox

Well fuck, should I pull the trigger and just get Premium? Does that shit really stop ads at all? I know about that piped site, but I think Google could take that down too soon...

>>56346088
They're also sitting on billions in cash, so there's a long timeframe to zero. Meanwhile, any dumb hype could lead to them randomly spiking 10x on the simple fact that they're not immediately bankrupt. We saw that with CVNA this year.

>>56346125
I fucking hate this fakeass market and this fakeass economy.

Janny banned me three days ago for asking how much oil will go up if such and such country gets invaded. I hate the janny so much.

>>56346046
Nice, that's some proper garbage.

>>56346149
4chan is becoming unbearable. not sure where i could migrate to though. free internet is like a lost dream now. its become overrun with reddit troons, boomers and various subhumans just like the real world. no more safe havens.

>>56345958
>90% hot air
Private equity has been trying to dump their stinky startup bags onto retail for a while now but the valuations are just too absurd. The SPAC tsunami was part of that.

>>56346183
I blame glowniggers, they flooded pol in 2015 and the nature of this entire site changed completely.

>>56346088
Why couldn't the place I work get a goofy evaluation like this. All the shitco problems with none of the benefits.

>>56346106
use pihole nigga

>>56346188
ARM also comes to mind when discussing overvalued startups, although that one is perhaps not all hot air

>yields
I should have listened to glowie

>>56346149
That's a qt Lum, bro. The market quickly adjusted to the "invasion" as oil now pretty much completely undid that pump. Unless an oil-producing country gets hit bad, I can't see oil really rallying and staying there. Oil is lucky that the US economy is that strong and that OPEC is an asshole. Imagine if a recession actually were to happen in the US... oil would instantly drop to zero.
What I am now interested though is copper since we have a recovering China, strong US consooomer, two potential wars. Copper could rally pretty hard next year. But commodities are commodities, which means they are unpredictable and hugely manipulated. Hmm, maybe I'm just gonna hold Apple and MSFT and get guaranteed gainz instead of this hassle with oil and copper

baking

>>56346223
>>56346223
>>56346223
>>56346223

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>>56346243
too soon baka

>>56346248
zowwy

>>56343856
If you're actually poor (40k or less a year in income) then they will usually cut you some slack even if you do get upside down and even if you didn't file your taxes at all that would in fact be a net gain for the federal government as far as tax revenues are concerned because most people would be able to claim enough in deductions for basic shit like transportation and childcare that not having to cut those refund checks is a profit and not a loss. If you make real money and don't pay your taxes you will get fucked, and it's hilarious that anyone would think otherwise.

Tax avoidance is just good business, tax evasion means you are stupid as fuck.

>>56346213
we tried to save u

>>56345494
SBUX is barely edible garbage and their employees are all gay and incompetent.

>>56345908
Yes, you should never pay for dating apps, that is a scam 100% of the time. There's a fairly intuitive argument for why but I forgot it a long time ago. If you're not getting matches then just go find a good discord or go to church.

Dibs and CPI prints above 4%