/biz/ - Business & Finance

JOE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN

LITERALLY CHINA

Threadly reminder sp500 has no resistance until 4600

>Israelis start killing Muslims as retaliation
>the West supports Israel
>Muslims get mad and stop exporting oil to the West
>Russians already are barely sending oil to the West
>Oil price explodes
>recession.jpg
Why is no one seeing this? How the fuck are stocks up right now?

>>56331398
i applaud your dedication to this retarded persona

BUY OIL

>SOXL OVER 20
Yeah i'm thinking were back

Defense stocks basically do nothing the whole time the war in Ukraine is happening, but a much smaller happening happens in Israel and they all rally?

Can you guys post some anime women to make me feel better please

>>56330675
>>56330675
>>56330675
Cash baggies will say anything to cope with their non existent dividend income portfolios. One hour in and the bottle is already 90% frozen

QQQ is the easiest move to 370 I've ever seen. It is going up straight up like a meme stock. I can't even imagine how many people were short that it has this much fuel.

>>56331403
>One rocket = one dead israeli
kinda based desu

Coal, arts & crafts and routers.

>>56331403
USA is a net exporter. Saudis want this war to draw USA back to the middle east to be their security guarantor against Iran and have zero incentive to do anything to piss them off. Oil prices drop, soft landing, market doubles

thanks anon who convinced me to buy christmas calls

i'm feeling greedy, i think i'll close my SPY calls and just look for another trade

>>56331417
take your porn addiction somewhere else

>>56331425
Oil, natgas, uranium & gold.

>>56331425
What stocks would Bam Bam Bigelow (pbuh) buy if he were still with us?

Bobo are you ok?!

Can someone please explain to me how it's possible for the market to perform short squeezes over and over and over all year for a whole year unless it involves institutions colluding to deliberately scam everyone?

>>56331439
ermm.. I never asked for porn sir
Just want some cute anime women to look at to distract me from my TTOO bags

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What the FUCK is this pump?

>>56331425
weapons and gold

>>56331429
lol no. Iran SA & UAE were invited to join brics, theyre talking.

>>56331417
sure, why not

>>56331464
They got the green light in feb this year. Anything goes, no matter how illegal.

>>56331466
Imagine catching this on Friday and you're still holding it.
(You can't imagine it because you're not a corrupt banker on the phone with the Biden admin every day.)

>>56331477
>korean
into the trash it goes

I went on vacation for a week and missed the whole dip

The move now required to drop QQQ back under 364 is almost impossible. Something catastrophic would need to happen. QQQ could see 400 by Christmas. I don’t agree with it, but the price is screaming it.

>>56331417
brokers(female) are the best I can do.

>>56331470
Brics is a nothing burger, china doesnt even show up for the meetings and they are 90% of the economy of brics

>>56331425
Can someone make me an edit like this with
>PEP
>COST
>O
>MSFT
>V
>NEE
>XOM
>JNJ
>RTX

>>56331478
What do you mean green light? Please explain so I can also explain it to others.

>>56331466
The world being hyped for Gaza going the way of KazAa I guess

Jewish warcrimes are bullish!!!!

>>56331466
Sell Roshashana buy Sukkot

>>56331477
damn thats a very realistically drawn can of bug spray

>>56331417
My favorite female.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrsZog8qXg
oh, you thought i sold? or died or something? no. just been busy with other stuff. hate watching the market when they are bear-rigging it.

>>56331492
yup i'll get working on it right now

>>56331464
It’s simple: never short the market. The stock market is not the us government, it is not the savings of the average american, it it the value of the equipment, store front, ip, office buildings, etc of the largest companies in a diversity of sectors. The value of all of this will continue to go up over time even if we he us government collapses or your average American is homeless. So yes, any time an institution sees a bunch if idiot retailers are short, they will buy because they can squeeze you longer than you can stay liquid

Shorting the entire market here AMA

>>56331494
Green light to do anything to keep the markets stable (up).
>institutions colluding to deliberately scam everyone
Things like this.

how do we use equities to profit from the fact that palestinians have been under a state of conflict and existential threat their whole lives while isrealis have been completely pussified by modern comforts

Seriously, try your best to imagine not taking profits right now. And then explain to me how we're not all being openly scammed by the U.S. government right now.

>>56331429
>USA is a net exporter
Dam nigger, how does it feel back in 2018.

>>56331514
I'm tired of you going around saying this when any fucking retard who has any clue what he's talking about knows it's not true.
Look up what "multiple" is and then look up what all the multiples were just two years ago, you fucktarded clown.
Stop replying to me.

i made $300 just now! we're all gonna make it!

>captcha: kgbgg0

>>56331516
same

America is very strong, just how I like it

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO DA BEARS WHEN THEY GOT THAT EXHUBERENCE

>>56331525
It is
>>56331528
K, keep shorting, ill keep taking your money

>>56331529
Did you sell? It’s not yours til you do…

The best part is all the orcs going around gloating about it to add insult to injury since that's part of their assignment to help with the economic manipulation.
What a great moral society; thank you all so much for your higher calling etc., altruists.

What a week huh

>>56331514
>The stock market is not the us government
the government mandates the risk free return as well as the supply of money
>it is not the savings of the average american
consumer spending is the primary driving force for earnings growth
>value of the equipment, store front, ip, office buildings, etc of the largest companies in a diversity of sectors. The value of all of this will continue to go up over time
equipment depreciates, properties need maintenance, real estate is financed through interest rates which are dictated by the debt cycle, all of this must be financed through ever higher YoY earnings growth driven by consumer spending
you have no basis in reality, your argument is basically one of mysticism and faith that "this is the eternal rule because I say it is"

>>56331522
Cpi is a lie. We are still at 8% real annualized inflation as evidenced by homes having not corrected despite an 8% rise in rates. Olive oil and orange juice. You can’t beat that with cash, you definitely can’t beat it with bonds. Stocks or crypto are the only way to protect your wealth from deceitful bank and politicians and only then in conjunction with accurately reading Jewish holiday market signals

>>56331539
That's probably true since you're an insider, but all that retarded shit you said about the market reflecting real value is fucking not.

>>56331530
huvud och axlar, blanka skiten

GME is quietly MOASSing

>>56331540
uh, anon. i just said i MADE $300, of course i sold it. the money is mine. in fact, i think i'm gonna jump in again

>>56331510
Thanks.

>>56331546
This is exactly all the same shit they said at the end of 2021. Literally exactly all the same shit.

The market's behavior this week has a very simple explanation. Everyone who isn't brainwashed or lying knows exactly what it is.

>>56331543
>listing to rednecks talking in their 20 year old trucks on tiktok about how the us economy is about to collapse and not only believing them but trading based on their advice
hahaha the us has zero competition for the rest if the century and is extremely strong

Has everyone given up on the uranium pumping?

4400 today?

>>56331520
You buy because jews are probably buying because they expect and soon will even demand trillions in aid for their their genocidal raid (yes, when you cut off water etc it is that, cause when Putin did it (if he even did, I can't remember) they call it genocide (attempt) despite not needing it and using the money ot buy stocks.

>>56331564
Reread the post you're replying to, faggot.

Why the fuck are we pumping? We're on the verge of WW3, and we're pumping. This is GIGABULLSHIT.

>>56331545
I bet you think the fed is a government organization too and that the government prints its own currency

>>56331556
And so the story goes.

>>56331576
I hate to break it to you, but you're actually really fucking stupid. You clearly don't know what you're talking in the slightest and should just go away.

>>56331555
Checked but kindly return to your general thread.
>>56331564
I wonder what part of "the bear will leave his cave forever" people didn't understand. Lines only go up and anyone fighting the market is retarded.

>>56331574
Easiest way to fund wars is to print more dollars

At least I do have enough buffer that I will never have to contribute my labor to this demonic corrupt faggot currently illegitimately in office!

>>56331562
The Fed employees sold 2 months before the January dump. All the information was out there for you to benefit from their Judaism and you chose the path of TA and macroeconomic analysis instead. A rookie mistake but one you can learn from.

wtf I just woke up and I'm making money

>>56331564
This. the next decade will prove the only countries that matter are the US and China. it will be a cold war v2 based on the economics of big tech. if u live in europe then get out now.

>>56331592
>just say anything to obscure the shameless market manipulation that is currently happening

>>56331582
Hahaha you do dont you?
>>56331574
The us economy is strong and war is bullish

>>56331566
2 more weeks

>>56331610
I at least understand how the government raises funds, as in I know the most basic first ass fundamental things about it, unlike you.
You're just here to be a fuckface, and you don't even know what you're talking about. It's cringe. You sound stupid. It's not funny. You're just annoying and stupid. Go away, annoying stupid faggot.

>>56331553
>huvud och axlar, blanka skiten
I see it but I see that TL as stronger in current situation. We shall see sir. Worst case I will pull at time/price point and recoup with minimal losses.

If an orc ever needs a single thing from me, I'm going to remember this general.

Please give us a santa rally. I need this fucking dog shit ETF LABU to pump to $5 guys. I would've profited 200% for the year if I didn't bought that POS at $4

>>56331605
How am I obscuring it? I’m granting that it’s manipulated while telling you that it’s also very predictable. Do you think my personal moral indignation to reality is capable of changing anything?

>>56331510
It’s been about 15 minutes. You good?

I guess all the orcs who are actually corrupt enough to come do this today are also the ones who are too stupid to pull it off.

>>56331464
You have to first understand the price is about as random as the price you would set on your lemonade stand if you owned every lemon, glass, and regulatory body on Earth. When someone comes with a big wallet, you set the price of a glass of lemonade to $5/glass. When someone without as much money is around you set it to a $1/glass. That's essentially how the market works. Price is moved VERY deliberately. The idea it's random in any intervals above a few minutes in 2023 is comical. If they want a red day, it's red. If they want a green day, it's green. And they move it in accordance with their book.

>>56331622
Hahaha just how much have you lost shorting? Just close your shorts now, we will never be lower than we are right now

>>56331653
>retarded fuckface continues to make glowies look like shit
I actually appreciate it. I should just stop posting and let you work your magic.

>>56331658
>schizo still thinks glowniggers are assigned to 4chan, much less a general on a tiny board

>>56331629
you just had WW3 kick off, how much help do you need Mumu?

>>56331674
Haha yeah who ever heard of anything like that. (Keep up the great work.)

>If /smg/ paid attention to me when I told them to buy Inmode yesterday they would be 24% up in 1 day
that's life

man, i should've kept holding my calls, i didn't think it would still move higher.

real talk
even if you're a permabull, are you guys really not feeling scared after such a huge random pump? something really fucky is going on

>>56331695
They're not scared because they're insiders. They're here to do PR in support of their scam.

>>56331695
If you scared, go to church

>>56331695
No because the pain trade is still up. People are still predicting doom so what better way to put them though the wringer than new ATH's.

>>56331693
There is no resistance until 4600
>>56331695
Well have a few red days here and there but the pumping will continue the rest of the year

>>56331695
already shorting SPY after i just pulled out of calls

>>56331695
permabull here. No

This fucking fake market

>>56331695
You mean jewish holidays? Yeah, that should make you think.

>>56331514
>The stock market is not the us government

Pic related sparked a massive pump... that and a trading bottom, bears unwinding, and yields immediately dropping. Some major indices in Europe are fuckin +3% which is crazy. This market has been in a craze ever since the Covid liquidity pump. Just look at M2... jesus christ. Nah, just buy index funds containing the mega caps and you will outperform for ages to come

How are thousands of dead civilian jews and palestinians with a new war looming bullish?
This market makes no sense

>>56331695
I’ve been to hell and back. I’ve went toe to toe with Maven and Yokozuna. Do you think line goes down could possibly scare me?

>>56331726
>he thinks the fed is a government organization
lol, lmao even

I drew this october 3rd. Still stand with it. Too bad I didn't believe in it as much and shorted a little too early, lol

>>56331695
Not fucky, just earnings season. Shit will drift back up for a few weeks in anticipation of companies dropping AI bombs in their earning calls.

>>56331727
>bidenomics_win_again.jpg
Thanks for great insights, Anonymous.

>>56331729
there's no such thing as a civilian palestinian. they are all terrorists in training retard.

>>56331695
Real talk. As someone who is currently bullish I accept that whatever is going on is going to carry prices WAY higher than people think they can go and even though I think it’s fake, if the “act” is ever discovered, the global economy will probably implode so I may as well just keep making free money until then. People act like they’re Sherlock Holmes discovering the mystery of the market. Yea it’s a scam, obviously. It has been that way since at least like 2008. Now go make money by just buying and buying some more. All you have to do is watch your leverage.

>>56331729
Wars are bullish, but why would dead brown people on the other side of the world effect the value of mcdonalds, boeing and apple?

>>56331735
I didn't say that, but, while it's not the government, it's an "independent" state insttitution (? not sure how americans classify their insttitutions)

>>56331727
It will get revised and we will dump but that’s probably a few months off just wait for a better short entry

>>56331735
>retarded fucking faggot continues to post even though he has no clue what he's talking about and has obviously never traded a single day in his entire life

Ro Khanna the jeet congresshitter representing Silicon Valley bought Fortinet FTNT. Do any anons own FTNT, what think, redeem or not reedem sirs?

>>56331695
I just buy VUG and VOO every month and never sell. simple as.

>>56331748
also, my point is that the stock market IS controlled.

>>56331748
Its not a state institution at all, the government only gets to elect the chair
>>56331751
Ive been a professional trader for 7 years, you literally think the us is about to collapse we are not the same

>>56331757
Congress was buying FTNT and HUBC as well as defense stocks, either sector will likely print.

>>56331769
collecting disability and trading with $1,000 doesn't make you a professional sweaty

>>56331769
I know for a fact you haven't because then you wouldn't be manifestly completely 100% clueless.
Look dude, I'm telling you: You sound fucking dumb. You think you know shit that you don't actually know, and the attitude you have while doing it is embarrassing.

>>56331729
Because le hecking epic
>reverse the retail sentiment
>max pain
>the squizzozzle

The market makes no sense by design, because institutional manipulation has not only been legalized but is also practiced by the government.

>>56331761
I buy VGT as well but this anon has it right

>>56331765
It absolutely is controlled and part of knowing how to trade is knowing the story archetypes they play out in price and recognizing as early on as possible which story you're watching. Start with the easiest ones: Fall of the Bulls and Fall of the Bears. There's 370 on QQQ by the way. Am I psychic??? Wow...No I'm not special at all. I just know the script.

market pumping because Israel is winning ?nice

>>56331777
Why would anyone buy any cybersecurity company other than crowdstrike?

>>56331765
The stock market is just people buying into good companies expecting a return so they can retire, those good companies are legally obligated to produce as much profit as possible, any dip gets bought because people have to put their money somewhere, otherwise it just sits under the mattress losing to inflation. Wages rose4.2% last year and inflation was only 3.8%, more money floods into the market, line goes up. Such manipulation wow

>>56331803
>continues to repeat the stupid shit he half-ass learned at his glowie survey course where all the information was wrong anyway

>>56331803
Inflation is way higher than what’s stated but otherwise correct

>>56331780
I thought i was a glownigger?
>>56331782
>y-you soubd dumb!!!1!
says the increasingly nervous bear about to be margin called lol

>>56331777
gotta be a miracle not mistake with those digits

Rally will get faded into tomorrow IMO. I'm waiting to sell another puts for next week on the dip.

>>56331809
You do sound dumb, and since you're curious, I'm nowhere even remotely close to being margin called.

>>56331791
Because congress is about to give fat contracts to those companies

>>56331809
anyone who says glownigger unironically is on disability and medication. lol

>>56331790
>pantyhosedfetish
Sounds bretty based.
Bros, why didn't you buy Pepsi at its 200 week average support? Filled the gap at 161-ish and has now demolished expectations. People seriously doubted that consooom companies would somehow bomb expectations... consoomerish is hovering near ATH. Come on bros

>>56331744
Who cares? Not America’s problem, you’re more than welcome to leave and go fight for Israel if you feel so strongly

>>56331791
perhaps the poojeet knows info our eyes have yet to redeem

>>56331761
>>56331787
that's cheating

>>56331826
True, the new term is "orc."

>>56331823
Hhaha soon you will be, thanks for the donation; ill buy a bottle of wine with your life savings
>>56331826
Im none of the above, I just dont get my information from tiktok and /pol/ hahahaha

>>56331823
>>56331826
Honestly can tell if its some paid chink or just some retard trying to troll but sitting on a tibetian yak forum for 3 days claiming the fed isnt part of the government seems like the most retarded 'troll' ive ever heard of.

SOLX just jumped aaaaaa

Tech bros we are pumping again

>>56331854
The fed is literally not part of the government

>>56331864
>t. retard

>>56331830
>implying the jahoodies won't come here after we don't stop them over there
lol, i bet you're a biden voter

>>56331864
It is part of the government, youre retarded.

>>56331872
>OY VEY GOY FIGHT FOR US, WE’RE THE GOOD GUYS.

I get you’re a Jew baggie, but America shouldnt give a fuck about Abrahamic blood feuds

By the way that spike you're seeing is the shorts panicking. This is not a blow off top. They're now going to reinforce 370 for earnings and carry it higher as if the big drop that everyone was chalking up to "higher for longer!" never even happened. There is no selling of note that is going to take place and drop this. 370 is now your major level on QQQ and you can play it accordingly until they decide to do the next story. You might even see a fatality spike (a move specifically designed to remove all hope and set the target's mood to pure terror) over night with QQQ opening at 373 or higher tomorrow.

>>56331854
>>56331850
You guys really think our tax dollars go to people to monitor /biz and more specifically smg? lol
What would be the point? this is just a stock thread.

OOOOOOOOO

>>56331868
>>56331882
Hahaha they were genius to add federal to their name because it tricks idiots like you but the fed is literally not part of the government

Yields UP and QQQ is Up as well..

WELL I'll BE CRAPPED

>>56331893
everyone who wanted to sell/short already did it , 4600 EOM

>>56331729
I'm never gonna be a bear ever again. When I buy in next year I will simply turn off my brain and believe that the government will pump the indices up over a long enough time frame. Fair warning, since I am probably going to be wrong about this, the market has a high chance of crashing when I buy

>>56331914
Oh look another retard who thinks the fed is a government organization

>>56331893
>fatality spike

So treasuries were offering 5% risk free income for the next 30 years, and some of you thought that's not enough?

>>56331914
anon, the government and corporations all are designed to just make the line go up at literally any cost.

>>56331882
>>56331868
https://www.frbsf.org/education/publications/doctor-econ/2003/september/private-public-corporation/#:~:text=The%20Federal%20Reserve%20System%20is,oversight%20by%20the%20U.S.%20Congress%E2%80%A6.

>>56331921
Oh yeah and the other reason what you're saying is so fucking stupid, even aside from how yes the Fed is part of government, is because the treasury exists and so does the working group for financial markets, and that's without getting into regulatory capture (which I doubt you can comprehend anyway).

>etsy outperforming qqq since my entry
Yes. Fuck yes.

>>56331416
Israel has money. Ukraine is just mooching off existing US defensebux.

Here's your short entry

>>56331907
>>56331931
>formed by us government
>answers to us government
>members appointed by us government
>is funded by us government
>is part of the us government
Youre retarded.

>>56331927
Sp500 returns a 9% on average and the collapse of tech banks showed bonds are not safe loo

it's really great that
today stocks are climbing
too bad i'll never
get better at rhyming

>>56331940
Lol no, do public schools really not have a whole section on this? The fed is not part of the government hahahaha

I made 3k from the spy puts and doubled down only to lose the 3k. Ama

>>56331911
>Yields UP
huh?

>>56331948
should i vacuum my place or go to the store first

Why didn't anyone tell me dead jews was good for the market? I thought we would get a black swan because America loves Israel

>>56331947
This post marks where anon realized he's a retarded fat hag (since it's actually a she) but is now doubling down into i-was-just-pretending to save face.

>>56331947
>can't refute a single point
>22 posts
Retard, like what are you even doing with your life?

>>56331744
Filthy Jew bastard

Well, bros? Do you feel like you're in balance yet? Have we soft landed?

>>56331954
Vacuum first or it will eat at your subconscious.

Next question

today QQQ and SOXL straight up went vertical because the bear shorted the gap down on Monday at open

>>56331956
This is your brain on /pol/. Ugh… the stock market is made up of the value of individual companies like coca cola, microsoft and nike. Why would their values crash because of a tiny war on the other side of the world?

>>56331941
>Sp500 returns a 9% on average
Looks like its essentially flat over 2 years now. Best of luck achieving that average going forward, but it's not a guarantee in any sense.

>>56331963
>Checks national credit to debt ratio.
Truly a prefect ying and yang of balance...

Shorting this BYND pump... WITH NO SURVIVORS

NOBODY WANTS TO EAT YOUR FAKE ASS BUGFOOD DIE DIE DIE DIEEEEEE

is there any telegram channel, website or software that tells me when an ETF dumps so i can buy it. could be any ETF really

>>56331970
See? Now she'll be even more cringe because she's trying to feel clever instead of just being an abrasive hooker, but she's not clever.

>>56331957
>>56331958
You can be upset all you want the fed is not a government organization and never will be. The board of governors is elected by the government but that’s it, its a private organization who legal obligation is to produce as much profit as possible just like every other company

>>56331964
you are wise, thank you

>>56331978
DRV has had a bad couple days, but is primed to pump hard.

>>56331941
>the collapse of tech banks showed bonds are not safe loo
That's because banks have the obligation to pay out money unlike you, so they had to sell with losses. Wtf are you talking about?

How is crabbing and elevated bond yields balanced? lol

>>56331980
>>56331979

>>56331972
Sp is up 14% this year slugger and was up like 22% last year iirc
>>56331979
iwnbaw

>>56331391
Whatever happened to the penny stock general? Why is it all shitcoins? I made some crazy money (think 500 to 50,000) OTC trading with callouts on there

>>56331978
investing.com, you can set up notifications when either a certain price target is reached or when there is a certain amount of price movement in a day

Yeah because it's so comfortable to buy right now if you don't work at a hedge fund.

>>56331940
>>56331958

Is congress the government? If you say yes, go back to school

>>56331978
Tradingview

Fake market.
Fake president.
Fake government.

>>56331970
/biz/ is the sister board of /pol/, tranny

>>56332010
Keyed.

>All these oil baggies
I warned you to not buy the top faggots

>>56331895
>noo you can't spend a few cents a day automatically monitoring a wide network of websites with some fucking PHP scripts
>t.retard

>>56331922
They're nasty when you're on the receiving end long or short and at one point or another I've been on both. On a fatality drop, you sell puts. On a fatality spike, you sell calls. If you're short they usually take place the day following a day where price moved like "okay no way it's going to hold here...surge higher...wtf...okay it's going to have to pull back because it can't just go straight up...surge higher...alright next dump, I'm just going to take the loss...surge higher...close near high of day..." next day is a fatality spike higher that tends to bare minimum double your loss from the previous day's close.

>>56331895
Would

>>56331999
Are you really this retarded?

>>56332019
Hey what was that you just said about selling calls? What's selling calls again, can you remind me? When would someone sell calls?

>>56332016
trending up on my screen

>>56331992
>he thought pennystock general would last when institutions pump and dump them all the time and really do not want anyone but themselves in on the trade

>>56332019
Hey if everyone expected on of those FATALITY SPIKES, would that be a good time to sell calls by any chance?

>>56332026
>baggie that bought almost at 95 fixated on any hope
Kek

>>56332023
The problem is semantic. In my language the government is the executive. You anglos call government all three branches together.

>>56331970
>kike cola, kikrosoft and kike

>>56332035
try again, been on this rollercoaster since $70 when nobody wanted to buy and everybody was saying oil was dead (probably you lol)

IM
NOT
BUYING
UNTIL
SPY
IS
BELOW
350

If /smg/ is bearish I buy
If /smg/ is bullish I sell
Rinse and repeat and you will BTFO the market

these type of days are really funny after the overwhelmingly smug bobo posting that has been going on
buy in October and go away

Women buying useless shit is about to have its AI moment

Today is the top before capitulation.

>>56332040
>Baggie on a massive copium spree.

And just like that all of my tech etf lots are in the green again

>>56332039
So because 1000 kikes die in kikeland the coca cola plant’s value is going to drop? People in india are going to stop drinking it? All the trucks they own are going to catch fire? Bears are so fucking dumb its unreal

>>56331520
They'll use expensive drone warfare.
>KTOS
>AVAV

>>56332055
new ATHs coming for my oilers, keep seething kek

Alert: cryptotards are now posting ta of dxy going below 100. This may be the dxy bottom.

>>56332049
Go and get Ulta. It is cheaper and safer

>>56332038
Understandable I guess but If its a governing body its usually part of the gov.

>>56331995
>>56332002
>>56331984
thanks

>>56332031
You're really hung up on that term. I'm guessing you're losing a lot of money right now and you need an outlet for your anger. You should go for a walk instead. When you get to a decent skill level at trading though, you'll realize you can have fun with things like naming conventions. That's not even my term. It's what a guy at the desk I traded through a few years ago called them. Sorry you're both a loser and bitter. You should intervene on that before you start developing tumors.

>>56332038
All branches of government are part of the government you retard.

>>56331566
URNM Computer is about to complete a classic head & shoulders.

>Oil baggies
Seething
>Bobos
Bitching
>Tech
As bullish as ever
>/smg/
On suicide watch

>>56331991
>Sp is up 14% this year slugger and was up like 22% last year iirc
Are you coping, or just retarded?
Can you read a chart?

Buying S&P right now offers you a 1.5% dividend yield. Assuming the companies that contribute to that yield maintain relevance and hold their position among the largest enterprises in the world, that yield will be maintained over the coming years despite inflation. In other words, its a real return.
However, even long duration TIPS are offering a 2.5% inflation adjusted real yield nowadays. You are paying a premium over the risk free rate, for the privilege of suffering more risk.

Bond buyers a few years ago were pretty dumb: Mostly passive money, forced holders like insurance, and foreign sovereigns looking to hedge future trade flows. Today, stocks are the bubble. I doubt that stocks will ever see sustained nominal losses under our modern monetary policies, but in real terms the underperformance will pile up from here. The odds favor the bonds.

>>56332057
1000 dead Israelis would be like 34,000 dead Americans or 140,000 dead pajeets. Of course the value of KO will go down.

>>56331683
Anon, INMD's only up like 8% from yesterday's low.

>>56331391
Looks like I guessed wrong. Time to cut my losses on TLT puts until long term bond yields move according to reality again and increase.

>>56332070
Oh wow, so it really is just some bullshit that some guy you know made up. I was in fact being a smartass, but I didn't realize the term was made-up *and* stupid sounding.

Anyway, what was that about covered calls? When are you selling covered calls?

Is /smg/ bearish on Coca Cola?

>>56331566
KAP moved over its 100d MA in the monthly chart today. Potentially resuming upward momentum. Good indicator of the sector I think. Cameco also moving up confidently.

>>56332077
1000 people is still 1000 people retard
34000 Americans aren’t dead
And 140000 dead street shitters would be a net positive

any latambros here? what broker do you use, etoro is trash and im tired of it not having basic stocks neither options.

>>56331791
Because buying HUBC instead supports Israel.

>>56332104
>1000 people is still 1000 people
>implying all people are equal
American education for you folks.

>presents

>>56332100
no true Smgayer would go against Buffet

>>56332120
That's a parody account man

>>56332124
Buffett sold a shitload of KO

>>56332060
Alpha

>>56332134
>works with biden to negotiate *against* the union
>sells anyway

By the way, today it was reported that Buffet's portfolio has underperformed the indexes over the past 20 years. Not sure if it's true or not.

>>56332132
Correct. It's fake and gay just like the current state of the market.

Damn I rolled my calls to take some profits, but I should have just kept them at the original strike

>>56332134
source??

Lower high.

>>56332157
If you're an ordinary trader then good luck.
If you're an orc or work for an institution then fuck you asshole.

Man, PepsiCo really does have one of the best product lineups

>>56332167
I like Exxon's product lineup more myself.

>>56332165
I'm just an unemployed neet at the moment

>>56332077
>1000 dead Israelis would be like 34,000 dead Americans
Kek, mask off moment for this jew

>wait for pullback
>it won’t pullback

>>56332174
Indeed. I have XOM on recurring

>>56332186
I hope you're ready for the new ATHs then!

10Y T-Bonds want to go to 5% yields so fucking badly

They can't suppress it forever, we keep getting higher highs. It will crack 4.9% this week, and then even if it goes back down to somewhere in the 4.6s or 4.7s it's only a matter of time until 5% is reached.

>>56332179
>what are proportions

>>56332181
Been telling you guys for days that there is no resistance until 4600

>>56332197
That is what i bet on, but now that 2 year yields are decreasing, I am worried the bear steepining was calped off.

>>56332109
>>56331777
>>56331777
Reminder if you followed this retard's advice (he dropped his name) and bought HUBC at close yesterday you'd be down like 75%.

You might think this was a good day for the stockmarket, but when Zalando and Sartorius are the top 2 of the DAX, you know it's bad. They also were top 3 onwednesday, 20th september before the FOMC

>>56332230
It *would* be hilarious if someone here was actually retarded enough to fall for it.

>>56332230
i want a refund

>>56332202
Proportions don’t matter in this case
1000 dead in Israel doesn’t affect Coca Cola “like 34000 dead Americans”

>>56332179
Baggot's quoting another retard that said it seriously.

I hadn't finished buying...

are we back? I thought it was over

I got next bake

Why bulle are always winning? Its so unfair for bobos

>>56332258
I know, it's just fun going fishing
>>56332230
I'm not them and I'm fairly certain they don't glow either even if they use that name, it's just been years of hearing from chicken little every motherfucking day that the sky is going to fall. Even if you're right and that's a big fucking if it gets old hearing the same thing all the time.

>>56332287
When aug and sept are both down the market pumps 8% the rest of the year on average

>>56332050
nahh this dead cat bounces higher.

>>56332279
WTF IS THIS GOYFLATION?!?! FIRST HOEFLATION NOW GOYFLATION?!!?
Buydenomics
>Buydenomics
Buydenomics
>Buydenomics
Buydenomics
>Buydenomics
Buydenomics
>Buydenomics
Buydenomics
>Buydenomics

Any of you guys use Charles Schwab for trading? Do they have the cool pie charts showing your holding allocations like TD Ameritrade had?

>>56332279
I know he is but he believes it

>>56332321
You think that's bad? Back in Bismarck's day the entire Balkans wasn't worth the life of one Pomeranian grenadier.

>>56332050
We're just entering "Media Attention"
It's only a matter of days before they start writing headlines about a new rally forming. This rally will last three decades. That's over 30 years of not one single red day.

>>56332298

Institutions may not sell today it is antisemitic

>>56331574
WW3 really?
aint no large countries going to fight each other
just a skirmish between poo's

>>56332328
No but they mail you a nice pair of socks if you pay a certain amount of commission fees. I wore these with cargo shorts to merril lynch

>>56332333
Yeah I'll check those

>>56332094
tard

This market is unbelievable fake and gay.

Nope. Right here til it closes. Even though I'm not even trading or anything lol.

>>56332048
fitting the pic depicts a poo kid being poo brain

>>56332357
Nice.

>>56332298
my nigger SOXS gained 48% from august 1st to October 5th
your analysis sucks cock

China stimulus time. If you CWEB, you buy it.

archive (dot) ph/lFSoj

>>56332351
When Hezbollah moves in, US will put troops on the ground.

>>56332405
It won't be televised though. You'll hear about it in a leak.

>>56331834
absolutely disgusting

>>56332405
They may be dumb but they're not that retarded. They've mobilized and launched some token mortars to save face, that's it.

>>56332405
When Hezbollah put troops on the ground in the US (them and millions of others- 30mil, unchecked through border in last 3 years.) The US will move in and enact draconian martial law, 15 minute cities, and a wet dream of a surveillance state.

When are bonds rallying

>>56332386
ikr, that foot fag pajeet is the most entertaining bobo in smg by far

*clack* *clack* *clack* *clack* *clack*
And after one of the most powerful 3 day bear market rallies in history,
*clack* *clack* *clack*
most market observers agree the golden bear began right after the peak (about 20 minutes ago)

>>56332425
Japan and china arent dumping them anymore so never

>>5633242
I'd like to see Hell's Army try that shit in small town America. Sure the democrat run shit hole cities will be over run by wild Jahoodies, but the all white neighborhoods will know exactly who they have to shoot.

>>56332432
Funny thing is at the last bear market rally, we didn't have the yield curve re-steepening in a straight jump up.
This is going to end predictably badly.

>>56332425
The happening is over and we're pricing out the rate hike so back to August highs

>>56332458
I predict no rate hike in November, followed by x-mas rally.

The top is in.

>>56332422
There are definitely some cells here. I dunno about 30 million, but I can't put a number on it either. Enough to wreak havoc. Government's response is the greater threat.

>>56332483
Just a bull flag

burgher bros. is it this month or the next one that you go on a shopping spree for thanksgiving, christmas and hannukah?

TLT TLT TLT
WOO WOO WOO!!
Tried tellin ya'll

>>56332492
I propose the "If You Don't Support This You're Literally Hitler Act"
It includes a complete suspension of all constitutional rights, complete freedom to control the press, confiscations of all guns, a draft, money for Israel and the ukraine, internment camps for arabs, and additional funding to redo all the street signs in America to be in English and Spanish.

>>56332501
Week before and leading up to black Friday

>>56190881
>>56190881
>>56190881
I told you, repeatedly, do not short the bottom, buy short dated calls, wait for the bounce, wait to touch the 20 EMA
we are now way past it - now you take profits on your dip buying, and use those profits to start scaling into your short position
all of you faggots were itching to go short when we were touching August lows. Do not short an index when it's that far below the ATR.
NOW is the time that you start building your short position
I told you.. wait for the relief rally, then go short
This is the relief rally.
But now you are looking to go long. The previous weeks are a distant memory.
You never learn.
You buy the top. Short the bottom. Go read my post linked at the top of this.
>pic related
You've been warned. I am always looking to help you make money. You never, ever listen.

you want that shit to work you can dm me your damn self

>>56332523

I went full cash too early...I thought for sure the world was ending...

>>56332537

baking

WHERE ARE ALL THE KIKELS WHO SAID TLT WAS A BAD POSITION TO TAKE AND THAT I'D KEEP LOSING?!!?
WHAT NOW??
FED PIVOT?
HEEELLLLLOOOOO KIKELLSSS WHERE R UU?!?!?

>>56332520
so i'm just in time to buy retail stocks and a couple of tons of orange juice?

>>56332554
New lows are coming, just wait until they can pass some new spending.

baking

>>56332554
Yes long bonds were bad until they hit 5% (where i bought). Which one of you sold me VGLT at 53$ show youself/s

>>56332562
Go die for israel, kike.
>>56332571
stfu loser. you were riding my coattails. eat shit.

>>56332554
Lmao you are down on your TLT position
it's up 0.27% today
Buddy, we have all known that bonds were oversold - this is a technical relief rally, across the whole market
This is what bonds looked like a week ago
>pic related
SEE, I'M A GENIUS FOR BUYING TLT (AT $100+)!!!
L m a o.
Bond relief rally = market wide relief rally
It will not last, bond yields will again, move higher
Yields have not peaked, as much as the market wants to believe they did
RELIEF RALLY. That's it. Nothing can go straight down, even an asset that overarching market forces will continue to push down
Bonds will bounce, and then short them again

I decided not to bake

>>56332582
Kek nigger you're down on TLT while I'm up.

>>56332590
>>56332590
>>56332590

>>56332593
They do it for freeeee!

>>56332599
We're on page 3, 7 more to go. I don't get why people post early. I'm from a more civilized and based board where we only post when we get to page 10.

>close put spreads under water
>open call spreads
>line goes down

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Wtf just happened? lol

WTF WAS THAT

IT'S GOING DOWN

no it's not

>>56332561
Maybe, TGT looking pretty juicy. I saw some anon post we'd have a green October/November and red December/January and I kind of believe him

Hope you liked your bull run, next stop, spy 200 by the end of the year

what news came out at exactly 1:04pm

>>56332683
WW3 just started.

new thread is here btw >>56332576

>>56332671
TGT is a severe underperformer in the sector. Might be dipped enough to slurp if you like the business but be warned.

>>56332533
Feeling dumb because I was here for that thread and saw your post and dismissed it because I don't even know what ATR and dismiss most TA as garbage.
I'm not down too bad so it's okay but I wish I had shorted the top which as you say is most likely today.

>>56332303
>>56332256
dont listen to the doomers, buy more if it goes down the company is perfectly legit. israel will get a ton of aid money.