/biz/ - Business & Finance

The crash is inevitable.

I can’t wait for the next schizorino video. Mention the glowies especially THE glowie that haunts you.

>>56328782
I’ve never seen this chart before?

>>56328770
kek, dropped shekel edition.

also whats the best play for the rest of the year right now? which sectors/industries are gonna be pumping? also do you think the next hike has already been priced in?

I have never shopped prime day before but holy shit is it a scam. Those deals are completely fraudulent jfc.

the market is flying
but how long can it go
another big selloff
and i might an hero

>>56328770
Alright which one of you rascals got us billboard??

JOE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN

THE STOCK MARKET HAS A PREDETERMINED RANGE, LIKE IN CHINA

>>56328831
Get on the winning team and be a bull or I'll be forced to pump the market even more until you break.

>Economy

>https://youtu.be/7TWawrm3wMU?si=K9PXtUdy6Ez1rJ1e

>https://youtu.be/QLNLoZw1p5A?si=u1e7ElRlujzf8cj-

I will laugh if fucking cars of all things end up being a catalyst for GFC 2.0 kek

>>56328831
Everybody wanted to fuck around and nobody wanted to find out

>>56328792
Coffin manufacturers

>>56328850
>>56328863
>~never bet against the US economy!1~
t. orcs

Occasional reminder that this is the cleanest OP template. Everyone in this thread should save it for future use.

shit, there's a new one already. reposting:
anyone has bet on asian markets? are they more volatile? i want to risk it more while being in the stock market still

winter is coming

>futures
CANCEL MY SUBSCRIPTION TO THE RESURRECTION
SEND IN MY CREDENTIALS TO THE HOUSE OF DETENTION

>>56328792
im betting on war shit (rtx, locksneed martin) and gold, there's bloodlust in the air and i want to be safe as well

>>56328821
> seoul
at least 3 anons from here got more soul on them than that entire city

>>56328933
I just wish it didn't get so cold here in Cucknada
It would be real comfy

I think there is a resurgence of anti-Palestinianism because at this point in time Israel has not yet learned how to be multicultural. And I think Hamas is going to be part of the throes of that transformation, which must take place. Israel is not going to be the monolithic society they once were in the last 70 years. Hamas is going to be at the center of that. It’s a huge transformation for Israel to make. They are now going into a multicultural mode and Hamas will be resented because of their leading role. But without that leading role and without that transformation, Israel will not survive.

And for that reason I highly encourage all of you to buy XOM.

>>56328930
Maybe. This guy looked at 2018 data and found that liquid stocks in Hong Kong and Japan were more volatile than in the US.
https://www.quantrocket.com/blog/most-volatile-stock-markets-in-world/

>>56328933
>the weather has cooled

>>56329003
>a bear has left its cave forever

>...twenty billion MORE to Israel?

>>56328976
Stunning and brave.

>>56329011
Don't forget Ukraine, chud.

>>56328790
Strap in cuz Ive posted it at least 14 times this year, as well as mentioning rate inversion, shemitah, and yom kippur.

Just for fun going to calculate a 2-4 digit sum from my post and gematrix it

>>56328859
Yeah, it correlates to the price of pork dropping
That itself has deeper economic meaning

As a nobel prize-winning economist, I would like to remind everyone that not only is selling or shorting right now extremely antisemitic against me and my people, but it is also economically proven that allowing harmful selling to remain legal is bad for our economy and Our Democracy in the long run. Therefore, in cooperation with the stewards of Democracy in the Biden Administration, I have been given the personal authority to send an FBI assassination squad to the personal residence of anyone who attempts to Bet Against America by selling their stocks or treasury bonds.

Gonna gamble tomorrow on... I guess CWEB, NVTR, ATKR, and J.

>>56329055
Whoops, that's NVT. Lookit that chart.

>>56329044
Wow, this white supremacist economic terrorist website could use a dose of Keynesian comparative advantage and globalization. It couldn't even remember my name correctly. Merrick Garland will be appraised of this attack on yours truly, the living embodiment of the American Economy. Darwin Bless America.

>>56329044
There's a reason the market only goes up during your tenure as Fed Chair, Mr. Krugman.

>>56329060
I read all of your columns!

>>56329064
Correct. In fact, there is a substantial amount of economic research that states, and please forgive my technical jargon: "print mo' money mean economy mo' betta". This is a scientific fact.

The McRib Fundamental Analysis is currently the most accurate method of timing your investments.

FACT

>>56329072
Keep up the good work, this is how we preserve Our Democracy. Remember: if you don't read it in a center-right newspaper like the New York Times or the Washington Post, then it's fake Russian disinformation and you could go to prison for reading it.

>>56328953

>the military industrial complex portfolio

ALPHA

yeah I'm thinking it's bond time again

>>56329082
Thanks! I even read your subscriber-only newsletter... but I must admit I don't actually pay. I just use an adblocker
But your analysis on inflation is 100% correct! Inflation has come down and is over. The Fed will have to start cutting soon.
Though I have a question: is it true that back in the 80s they stopped including interest charges in inflation numbers? Because by the old metric, then the prices for things would still be a bit higher since interest rates have gone up... so that's a little odd. But at the same time... how do you bring down inflation without raising rates? If interest charges were included, then raising rates would actually increase inflation, at least temporarily, as prices were going up at the same time interest, so everything would just be worse! I think it does make sense to not include interest...

Why is there a Bed Bath and Beyond general on /biz/ when the BBBYQ stock no longer exists?
You can't actually trade it. You can't buy it.
The stock is DELISTED.
Its worthless.

What the fuck?
Is smg the only decent general here?

>>56329102
>Is smg the only decent general here?
Was. It's been going downhill consistently.

>>56329113
....that's messed up

>>56329131
>>56329113
How would you caption the scene after this?

>>56329134
You mean the part where they do hypnosis and the therapist has a heart attack?

>>56329102
It's not that simple, it's in limbo pending legal filings. So it's unclear whether it will simply end here or if there's some form of relief for shareholders. The OCC memo about barbecue specifically mentioned Rule 807, that rule mentions Section 11 of Article VI, and that section specifically talks about stock distributions.
CHECKMATE, LIBTARD!
t. shares are still in my account

>>56329102
i don't know but maybe they talk about warrants

>>56329100
>Thanks! I even read your subscriber-only newsletter... but I must admit I don't actually pay. I just use an adblocker
This is a direct attack against Our Democracy's GDP. I have notified the relevant authorities who will be with you shortly.

To address your other question: the reason why we don't factor in the Fed Funds Rate is because nonzero interest rates are an extrememly antisemitic attack on Our Democracy that inhibit currency expansion ("printing" for you laypeople) and should be avoided at all costs. That gentile they put in charge of the Federal Reserve is making a grave mistake by not pursuing zero interest rate policy. The government should fight inflation (which in most cases isn't an economically legitimate concept) through raising taxes instead of interest rates, and the Fed Funds Rate should be maintained at zero or lower at all times.

>>56329135
Yeah

the futures are lying
don't listen to them

>>56329143
>the reason why we don't factor in the Fed Funds Rate
I didn't say the Fed Funds Rate, I said "interest charges". Apparently, before the 80s, interest on, like... mortgages, car payments, and loans would be included in inflation calculations. But then the Reagan administration changed that.
Though... the Fed lowering rates might actually bring down people's perceived level of inflation, since it would bring variable interest charges on things like credit cards back down, and interest charges on mortgages/auto loans. Prices wouldn't go back down, but peoples perceptions of what they are payign would.
So yes: I support ZIRP forever

The Russel is the goy cattle of the market. Prove me wrong.

WHEN WE WERE YOUNG THE FUTURE WAS SO BRIGHT
THE OLD NEIGHBORHOOD WAS SO ALIVE
AND EVERY KID ON THE WHOLE DAMN STREET
WAS GONNA MAKE IT BIG AND NOT BE BEAT

https://youtu.be/7iNbnineUCI

I've gone degen levels of leverage on tech and shorting oil
I AM GONNA MAKE IT
*dabs on oil boomers*

>>56328919
What are you going on about?

>>56328919
I only use the template with the exhentai link under Educational Sites

>>56329159
Oil companies are getting shorted to hell with single digit PE ratios and strong FCF based on sentiment that they will be punished and go out of business.

>>56329159
Are you betting hard on disinflation? Have you considered adding long-term Treasurys too?

>>56329154
>I didn't say the Fed Funds Rate, I said "interest charges".
You're literally spreading Russian Disinformation right now. I answered your question exactly as you asked it. Trust the experts, meaning me.

I'm done posting on this antisemitic goyish website.

>>56329191
THEE PAUL KEKMAN?!

>>56329081
>The McRib Fundamentals
I'm listening

>>56329200
The McRib always comes out right before a massive global event.
Always.

>I'm sorry. Go on.
>Is there any way that you could... sorta... just wordfilter me so that like I-I don't know that I'm in /smg/, in here?
>Could I come home and think that I've been fapping all day or something?
>That's really not what I do, Peter.
>However, the good news is I think I can help you. I want you to do something for me, Peter. I want you to try and relax.
>I want you to check every digit in the thread. Beginning with the OP... to your post.
>Now I want you to check your replies. You're beginning to feel your eyelids getting heavy. As you slip deeper and deeper into a state of complete dubs-checking.
>All your cares and concerns are disappearing. Deeper and deeper. Way down.
>Your concern about your posting melts away. Way, way down.
>Now when I count backwards from three, you'll be in a state of complete relaxation. Your worries, cares, and inhibitions will be gone.
>And you will remain in that state until I file my ban request.
>Three.
>Deeper and deeper. Way, w-way down.
>Two.
>Deeper and deeper. W-w-way down.
>O-o-one.

>>56329206
The massive event is always one massive shit by me, followed by my covenant with the world: a promise to never eat a McRib ever again, to never again punish with such a massive flood of shit.

>>56328770
not a word about BOIL

>>56329210
Fuck man, this is way too high quality for smg. A toast to you, anon.

>>56329233
Natural gas probably does have more room to run. $3 was a big level and it was underneath that for quite a while.

And you get the bonus of Mideast pipeline chicanery.

Holy crackers some Israeli 10/07 happens and us bonds do that??

>>56329316
If you’re a bear don’t go to the stock market tomorrow

>>56329326
seethe

Nikkei fucking pumping

>>56329374
Nothing to seethe about, Moshe. I'm up and i'm invested in JIDF stocks.

/pol/ is /biz/s sister board yeh? seems like there would be cross interest in both finance and politics. its got me thinking that possibly rich jews may be pulling some money out of ME markets to dump into safer merican companies. the possibility of israel getting glassed is at an ath

>>56329383
REPRODUCE

'Sell Rosh Hashanah, Buy Yom Kippur'

>>56329393
check back in 2 weeks

>>56329393
go back

>>56329393
/biz/ is /pol/ engaging in profit seeking behavior, /smg/ is for everyone with more than two braincells to rub together. The posting standard is generally higher than just shitposting about whatever flavor of semitism you do or don't like or loathe. At the end of the day everything going on in the markets right now boils down to commodities vs treasuries because economies are just battlegrounds for fiscal policy same as any battlefield.

>>56329393
>/pol/, the board for mid "OUTRAGE" simps, getting uppity again and thinking they are worth /biz/'s time
No. Go away reddit.
>>56329419
>/biz/ is /pol/ engaging in profit seeking behavior
/biz/ is for the most part pajeet crypto scams. /pol/shitters spend their time "averaging down" GME, BBBY, AMC, etc.

>>56328786
>>56329326
>>56329386
>>56329406
>posting 24 hours a day without any sleep breaks
sloppy job

>Bonds falling through the floor
Just what the f3gg? Disgustingly manipulated market. Yeah, we are so back bullbros. Not even the Dow looks bearish anymore. Europe is pumping, Asia is pumping, and the CPI is gonna come in cool... I foresee good +3-5% on the S&P by end of this week
/smg/ shorted the bottom yet again. A clear trading bottom was established last week

>>56329425
kek no polshits spend their time here going on schizo rants about how the glowies are destroying their lives because they quadruple doubled down in schizo puts because they dont understand what keynesian economics is so they blame da joooz kek

>>56329432
surprise BOBO RAPE CUTS coming this week hahahahahahahahahaah

QQQ is going to 370 today.

>>56329443

>>56329425
>/pol/shitters spend their time "averaging down" GME, BBBY, AMC, etc.
Holy fuck, they actually managed to get their lives together enough to protest the way things work without immediately jumping to violence or devolving into a circlejerk about what made them mad? I might just need to pick some up myself, if they got trump elected to troll the entire country those stocks might actually rip.

>>56329432
Seems they weren't trading yesterday so it's the Israel situation being priced in

>9am in Ukraine
>/smg/ instantly flooded with shills again

What the FUCK is happening?

So what exactly is the bobo thesis now? Any bad news gets priced in immediately and gets slurped immediately. At best you can get a correction of 5% before an immediate and violent upswing. Why fight so ardently against the big money?
Hell, even a poor guidance gets immediately slurped. It seems weird to me but apparently that's how the market is nowadays. If that's how the market rolls, I won't fight it

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I am so glad Ai is taking over the bullshit jobs in bureaucracy and in the art industry

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>>56329469
meds

any reason i shouldn't have a drink?

>Disneyland Slashes Children's Ticket Prices By More Than 50%

kek Disney is in a really shitty spot right now. I still haven't heard that many normies even excited for that new Wish movie coming out in November this year...

Bond market was closed, so here this.

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>>56329419
>At the end of the day everything going on in the markets right now boils down to commodities vs treasuries
this. Oil is being suppressed by high bond yields

>>56329432
What do you expect with everyone claiming "RECESSION IS HERE", "bear steepening" and "worst macro in a generation". The pain trade is up and has been for a while.

>>56329451
please go back

>>56329533
>>56329598
>>56329685
clean it up jannie

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Holy CRAP EU is gigapumping. Bears are unwinding and are driving the rally, I'm sure. A bit of an old pic but it's still gold

>>56329677
H-hot...

>up like 50 euros
yep I'm selling
taking the profit

why is the market so unperturbed over the Israel Palestine thing?

>>56329856
Israel and Palestine are financially fairly irrelevant, Israel has some companies but nothing special, neither have much oil.

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>>56329876
how does this affect someone buying an iphone?
no one cares about kikes fighting over a barren desert

>>56329897
>no one cares
>almost all US politicians talking about it
>Republicans licking ass harder than democrats
>greatest ally

>>56329765
Or they know the US is fucked

>>56329755
>>56329887
>>56329685
>>56329598
>>56329533

wtf was that?

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>>56329856
Potential for larger powers to get involved. Alliances are what turns a regional conflict into a world war and Iran isn't a completely irrelevant country.

information

the toxic assets of blockbuster video are undergoing corporate action after being on caveat emptor otc for 2 years. it has been on PTCO for the same period.

someone may have access to buy on expert market. wageys at schwab and webull told me 1-2 days before they would be able to tell me what the corp changes would be. blockbuster updated their site very recently (post 2022 superbowl ad)

i do not believe dish has the goods that you want but may get some initial +% exposure.

real alpha on a zombie company. good luck!

>>56329953
I like this. Well done.

Today

>>56329978
I had no idea the company still existed in any form.

Piss

>>56329996
dish owns likeness and possibly the one store remaining, i believe

the good juicy schizo shit is in bliaq

>>56329996
They did have a superbowl ad last year (cause that's what they needed).

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>>56329183
NRGU is the next squeeze to sqouze?

The bots are really at it today...

>>56330022
this truly is a niggerlicious time we live in

Where my ORLEN brothers at?

>>56329953
cute. I wonder just how far we'll make it this year. 4800+ is definitely a possibility now

Will this be a 5% day in EU?

>>56330053
Yep, the war meme combined with a low CPI this month should set the stage for new ATHs.

>>56329451
>GME
Ceo and Chairman is a billionaire jewish man
>BBBY
Brutally rugpulled by the same billionaire jewish man
>AMC
diluted to fuck by Chadam Aaron, another rich jewish man, who sold his bags directly to /pol/tards

/pol/tards are deeply deeply moronic

I'm a professional crab

>>56330058
Yes. Yields topped out now we rally in everything until the economy shits the bed because of a lack of liquidity.

>>56330079
YOU FUCKER WE ARE DUMPING I JUST BOUGHT BECAUSE OF YOU

kek baggies

Just look at OMX-Sweden, they are pumping because of the flood of palestinian refugees they are anticipating.

>>56330085
Just buy ORLEN set a price alert at 200PLN and forget about it.

Why are interest rates always the answer you niggers give to everything?
>why is the sky blue?
Interest rates!
>which came first chicken or egg?
InTeReSt RaTeS came before both of them!
>to be or not to be that is the question
No! The question is interest rates!
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

>>56330098
>He doesn't know about interest rates.

>>56330097
Fuck off I will never ever buy something polish. I just sold polish treasuries at a small loss, cause there is high uncertainty if they tax you with their withdrawal tax and when they do it is disproportionally effort to get the money back. Not gonna risk making 1% return for 20 years because they fuck me like this, rather lose a small amount and put the rest somewhere else, FUCK POLAND

>>56330090
The desperation is unreal

>>56330098
because they determine the time cost of money

>>56330109

>>56330104
Not suggesting 1% return buys here I'm suggesting a 200% buy here. It's alright ORLEN is a midwit filter.

Where are my SAS bros at? We're having some lovely swings today

>>56330098
I would rather be the one that sets interest rates, than anime be real (cut rates back to zero)

>>56330134
>(cut rates back to zero)

>Dominoes giving away 'emergency' pizzas for free

....what's the catch? Should I short pizza stocks?

>>56330115
Didn't this one rug

20 year treasury bonds have a rate of 4.375% They pay semi annually does that mean I get 4.375% every six months? Or 2.whatever every six months. 8% annual return sounds pretty good to me right now

>>56330171
It's going to be delisted and worth 0 but degenerates are gambling on that not happening

>>56330170
A lot of companies feeling the squeeze to make sales or die

>>56330171
Yes but lots of fun in the aftermath

>>56330179
you get 4.375% a payment/dividend a year. if it pays semi annually, then the 4.375 is divided semi annually

>>56330170
>'emergency' pizzas
what's an emergency pizza?
I'm picturing a pizza MRE that comes with a packet of dehydrated mountain dew in case you get a chance to play vidya during WWIII

>>56330170
>9-1-1 what's your emergency?
>-Pizza!
>-We'll be there in 30 minutes or less ma'am

>2:46 am
>cant sleep
Market better do some shit today.

>>56330170
>what's the catch?
They probably got a tip that there will be a POC peaceful protest in their location so they have to empty the shop before the POCs peacefully enter and peacefully obtain the pizza.

></smg_sentiment_tracker_botv3.1>
><runprogram:inverse/smg.exe>
>Profit
Good morning humans and fellow bots

Samsung profits drop 80%

how much lower is VZ gonna go? its at like 9% yeilds rn

This bond/yield vs stock play in the last weeks is so stupid. It makes it blatantly obvious that the stock market is nothing but a device to beat inflation by parking your money in there for more return than on the bondmarket. Ironically just to beat a problem that the market is itself causing

>>56330232
Dunno, VZ & T are constantly loosing market share to TMUS.

Comapnies I sure hope no one does business with...

>>56330251
I can neither confirm nor deny that I have done business with any, some nor all of these companies

>>56330170
Interest rates

Commoditybros, wheat is approaching my slurp zone

>>56330285
>Pszenica
Based wheat trader.

>>56330285

I buy shares in good companies with a reliable history of dividend increases. We are not the same

>>56330243
10% yeild on VZ is the buy signal

How are EU yields rising, Romanian yields dropping (which is fine by me) but EU indices going up.

>>56330313
>good

>>56330313
Your dividend income is 5% per annum my ORLEN shares are up 10% in a week we are not the same.

>Pepsi raised prices by about 16% on average in early 2023
fuckin consoomers, seriously. If I hear Pepsi I instantly think of Boogie. That's what I have in my mind when I hear about soda.

>>56330328
Pepsi is on of the most comfortable holds

>>56330331
Wow all goy slop brands that I'll never be consuming. Feels really comfortable not to hold any shares in pepsi.

HUBC is going to absolutely explode at opening.

>>56330341
I'll probably buy a consooooooomer etf next year, even though I wish those companies would die off. If people wanna kill themselves paying money for it, why should I not eventually also profit off of it?

Show your support for Israel by not selling and purchasing more stock. If you sell Hamas wins.

>>56330357
After hours HUBC buys where probably off the charts. Calling it now. It's going to go nuts today. Sell on Friday.

>>56330356
There are plenty of companies you can make money on that aren't overpriced "blue chip" goy slop companies that produce products you never use, but suit yourself.

>futes

>>56330372
I don’t care if you personally don’t buy any of these products. You are in the minority

>>56330380
How many of the Pepsico brands are you using just wondering?

>>56330372
>3
You mean NVIDIA? my graphicscard is onboard

>>56330388
Yes.

>>56330384
I eat Quaker oatmeal, I always have lays chips at the house for sandwiches. My son drinks Gatorade and the fridge at my job is stocked with Aquafina. As far as consuming soda goes I prefer coke

>>56330384
Oh and sometimes I buy those prepackaged Starbucks drinks from the gas station.

>>56330331
>Sierra Mist
too soon

We can't send money to the jews because the democrats voted to kick out McCuck. Why are democrats so antisemitic bros?

Do not talk to tripfags.

>>56330331
Pepsi has deep ties to Moscow, but I guess tostidos are the only product out of all of those I have in my house. I guess I would be willing to find a different tortilla chip.

>>56330425
I don’t care at all which counties pepsi has deep ties to

>>56330421
Look newfag, nobody wants your pump and dump scam stock. Also you replied to me so go die in Gaza or something.

>>56330431

I’m in a Blackrock office right now having mad diarrhoea. Feeling like a titan of industry.

>>56330437
I'm jealous. I'm a lowly accountants assistant and it's pain just starting out but I've been learning alot here

>>56330436
You forgot your own advice newfag. >>56330368

>>56330443
You should film your female coworkers burping and sell it on the internet. Office voyeur burps are in huge demand right now

>>56330436
*tap tap tap tap tap*

>>56330450
Working with women is pain bro. Accidently forgot to tighten my belt and got written up for asscrack hahaha.

Also they're older, not a good look.

>>56329856
the US doesn't believe that iran was involved to much of any degree.
or, if they do, they're lying about it because they know they're weak.

>>56330443
I’m only consulting. In for two weeks because their analytics team can’t built dashboards leadership can understand.

>>56330457
Older still works. This is a lucrative industry.

>>56330457
What the fuck?

>>56330458
That's because Iran has people on the inside and they sent 6 billion dollars to Iran like a month ago.

>>56330179
over any 20 years the market will be above 10% more than it will be below it, in fact it will be above 15% more than it will be below 10%
every dollar you put into a new issue 20Y is a gigantic missed opportunity cost

>>56330418
What? How aren't the rest of the cocksuckers not supporting it? It's not like no jew is voting Trump and they will still gladly send their onlysons to die for Israel

>>56328786
HUBC is down and you're a gay retard, have a nice day.

>>56330479
other anon pointed out that money is still in escrow with qatar, so, nope.

>>56330519
Look, if im the ayatolla and i know I'm getting 6 billion in humanitarian aid, that's 6 billion I don't have to spend feeding my people, so i can just spend the money I was going to use to spend on food for my people on weapons to kill jews, and wait for the check to clear. I thought this was a business and finance board for fucks sake.

>>56330519
It's like when I got my PPP loan. I used that money for payroll, and then I was able to write myself a fat bonus with the money I was going to use for payroll had i not gotten a PPP loan.

Bonds still droppin?

>>56330227
Yeah I told everyone here that the semi earnings are fucked except Nvidia. Though, I don't know why Micron keeps pumping with such shit numbers. I also expect Samsung to drop

>>56330534
Burn in hell you fucking kike

At this point is there anything that isn't bullish for stonks?

>>56330617
yields uninverting

Imagine how much the stock market will pump when taiwan gets nuked by the chinks. good lord the S&P would jump 1000 points. That's it I'm with the mumus again, the eternal war-fueled bullrun is happening. They will NEVER let the stock market die.

>>56330617
I'm not confident in a strong consumer this Christmas shopping season; so maybe see what black Friday sales say about spending.

/smg/ is so bullish .... should i start shorting again bobros?

>>56330628
Its why I'm slowly buying Warhawk stock. Give it 2 years till the nuke drops.

>>56330617
>>56330628
+10% from here till the end of the year then we go down -30% in 2024, you heard it here first

>>56329102
>Is smg the only decent general here?
Literally the only one on this entire website.

>What the fuck?
Them and GME baggies are mentally ill to a degree I didn't think was possible. Reminds me of /PTG/ on /pol/.

>verification not required

So banks?

Investing in PepsiCo is one of the most intelligent things you could do

>>56330662
both pepsi and coca are still overvalued.
wait for the recession where they drop a further -30% to buy.
I am waiting for COST to drop back to $300.

>>56330403
Aquafina is not water. I have seen bottles not frozen at like 14 degrees. I won’t drink it. Is sus … fr fr

>>56330674
anon, people have been talking about an imminent recession for 3 years now. All these doom praying faggots have been wrong every single time.

>inb4 we're already in a recession
no we're not

we are in a recession for over a year now. changing the definition does not all of a sudden stop what's currently happening

>>56330731
then by the old the definitions, this is the mildest and softest recession in history, which is insanely bullish

>>56330731
It does if you’re a democrat

>>56330403
>I always have lays chips at the house for sandwiches.

>>56329000
thanks, i'll do more research if quick flipping asian stocks is possible

>>56330488
We don't have a speaker, so right now the only thing the house can vote on is who's going to be the next speaker.

>>56328793
Go on...

>>56330674
Soda and chips do well in a recession
>>56330675
No you haven’t

>>56330796
Liquidation event will crash everything, whether they do well in a recession or not.
Gold always drop huge when central bank crash the system before making new high

>>56330675
Just put an Aquafina in the freezer. 2 hours and I’ll BTFO this post handily

>bloodbath in middle east
>markets moon
Really wish they'd stop blueballing with random shit already. Give us the full apocalypse war.

>>56330787
people on there act like the stuff they are selling is 50% discounted, when the price is higher than it was a week ago

>>56330809
aquafina is for homosexuals, everybody who drinks that shit is gay.

>>56330758
It's pretty common in burgerlandia to serve potato chips as a side dish with a sandwich

>>56330814
May I see evidence of this. Most people don’t think twice about purchasing a bottle of water.

>copper made a lower high yesterday
>today down -1.20%
>very near major support
guys... are we sure this pump is legit?

>>56330830
Nothing is ever legit.

>>56330826
https://www.tiktok.com/@nick_norcia/video/7092466883718368554

>made like 70% gain on TTOO
>sold it
>stock dumps

This is the first play I’ve timed right since like 2021

>>56330846
>haha its so hot out here in Alabama with the boys ;)
>also I'm a bit gay also please buy #Aquafina

>>56330846
I don’t have tiktok. I would argue people with tiktok downloaded are gayer than CHADquifina drinkers

>>56330854
there's nothing to download retard.

>>56330858
you shouldn't be mean to the homeless phoneposters they are just here trying to make it like everyone else

>>56330851
yey

Retarded question but is there a stock market discord?

>>56330889
discord is for trannys retard

>>56330889
>>>/lgbt/

>>56330903
Kek. Fair enough. I'll never bring it up again.

1 hour left to see if my first buy in a long time is good or retarded (RTX)

>>56330906
I go to the wsb discord to flame the ledditor and noggers

You wont find a better chart than AVTX rn

Convince me not to dump all my money in T-Bills

>>56330913
Yea nah, WSB is really gay.

>>56330328
At least inflation was only 4%, thank you based Biden

>>56330912
Make RTX a long. They make air defense interceptor missiles, air defense tracking radars, and DEWs for killing small drones. Their products are in demand and will continue to be in demand as long as small drones are a problem. I’d argue that companies like GD that are producing easy target ground vehicles are the defense companies to avoid

Cramer cursing on live tv, must be time to short

Frens, I hope you guys all loaded up on SOXL in the 17s btw.

>DXY down
>10Y yield down
>futures up
oh yeah, time to buy calls

>>56330948
noooo my TLT puts...
anyway my oil stocks and defense ETF calls be doin a lil sum sum

>>56330954
i'm glad i bought into XLE around the right price

>>56330964
energy is slated for new highs methinks. Easy hold.

>>56330937
thanks, yes it looks like a solid company because of that. they also give dividens so its win/win. I was expecting a quick sell but I think i'll keep doing my research and look out for more volatile markets

REMINDER:

There is no resistance until 4600 sp500, every dip will be slurped, bears beware, you will lose everything if you try to short

>>56330984
what if i shart instead

>>56330984
resistance is 4500 but yes, bullish

about to get absolutely heemed at open

>>56330251
>AZZ

does anyone has experience with fundamental analysis but with the companies themselves instead of the overall markets? like "this new CEO is a retard and the company will get fucked" or "this branching is good because... so the company will grow". where do i find those resources in particular?

BOIL Bros, how does this play today?

>>56330988
bejitabro... not here please.

>>56330996
I do not like that feel

>>56330996
why?

>>56331005
>Balticconnector
>between Estonia and Finland
>therefore gas is not coming directly from Russia
first of all it probably has negligible effects on Europe or natgas, secondly they'll probably blame the bad Ruskies for it, third it may actually be the bad Ruskies doing a little counter-sabotage after Uncle Sam's dirty little trick on Nordstream. If it's ruled sabotage expect big news/propaganda campaigns on it in the West as opposed to the suspiciously muted coverage on Nordstream

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>>56329102
The ass of the chick to his right nghhhhhh.
Also lmao this board is full of off-topic spam and generals that should be shot like they were Kim's relatives.

>>56331024
I didn't sell on friday

OH BOY HOW MUCH MONEY WILL I LOSE TODAY

Already crabbing

>>56331038
you're late, if you're not gonna do it on time, don't do it at all

Pussy ass 0.15% movements, BORING, fucking forex has more volatility

Waiting for a break from this range on the NQ is painful

>>56331093
You're supposed to trade triple levered ETFs, anon. BNKU is up over 4%.

At this point, the elite class deserves to have a black swan wreck all of its plans.
Whatever they're accomplishing by bidding the market up like this while everyone shrugs their shoulders like it's a big mystery what's happening, I hope God takes it away.

>>56331100
your time is now!

>>56331134
False breakout

>>56331143
thanks for playing

>ACMR got its shit together.
>Rest of semicaps holding well.
>AMR and HCC keep printing money
>ETN about to bounce into or break through upward trendline support from below
>FRO gigaoverbought, LPG only slightly overbought
>INMD might be buyable here
>KTOS keeps climbing after an opening shakeout

Overall I give my portfolio 8/10

>still trading sideways
What is this kike bullshit today?

>not 4400

so tiresome

>>56331160
Yields are recovering a bit.

Remember WAR is bullish!!!!!

>>56331170
So we stay within a 40 point range for the entire session on the NQ? What level of retardation is this?

I unironically don't understand how we can be going up so strongly and blatantly on the week right before PPI, GDP and inflation numbers come out
It doesn't fucking make sense, forget bullshit like the war or the shit macro, wouldn't the prelude to big data coming out warrant some crabbing and shit? How come we are just fucking retardpumping this hard?
Is everyone just blindly banking on good data after the non-farm payrolls ended up being good due to the fact that although they increased it was all part time meme jobs and the actual full time employment went down? Or are they just baiting in the demand before they dump us to hell?
I have absolutely no idea and feel so lost and scared I'm not opening any positions this week

>>56331070
It's harder than it looks bud

>>56331180
Buy the rumor, sell the news. How new are you?

>>56331180
We are literally being scammed by the government. That's the answer.
The U.S. stock market is functionally a scam.

All these shills in here astroturfing and gaslighting, day in and day out? Yeah.

>>56331180
Refer here for more info:
>>56328831

Just buy stocks when they're going up and sell them when they stop going up

why do people find this so difficult?

>>56331204
We tend to get a lot of days like today where stuff trades sideways in an extremely tight range and refuses to break out

>>56331204
Everyone wants to ×10000 they're money in 5 hours silly

>>56331180
When too many people buy puts... the market will rally. When everyone thinks a recession is coming there will be no recession. The market makes the most amount of people at all time look like fools.

The stock market is rigged for the select few to win with the masses holding the bag.

>>56331188
I've tried before, depending on your ping you either have to do it at 8:29:59.5+ or right at 8:30:00 on the money.

>>56331215
>When everyone thinks a recession is coming there will be no recession.
This is true for market crashes but absolutely false for recessions. People anticipating recessions cut back, reducing capex and other spending, which in turn reduces income, which crimps growth, which inches the economy toward recession, repeat.

Vix going to 0 zzzz

>>56331229
You must have forgotten last year huh? Everyone and their grandma were screaming for a recession this year. Instead we had one of the fastest market rallies of all time...

>>56331209
babe wake up

Dead in here on god

>>56331247
ded thred
ded gaem

>>56331188
skill issue

>>56331247
Fr, no cap?

>>56331236
No, economists were. Economists aren't people.

>>56331236
>implying that the numbers the biden administration reports are accurate
lol

What would cause this market to crash

This attack on Israel was orchestrated by the Biden administration to distract us from the real terrorists, and of course I'm talking about the United Auto Workers.

>>56331247
Yeah, because the shills have nothing to work with. Their positions are completely untenable right now because the working group for financial markets and the treasury decided to be utterly shameless this month.

Imagine catching this ludicrous bump on Friday, before the war started and before big tech announced another round of layoffs. Imagine catching that and then you're still holding, not ready to take profits today.

Institutions are bidding up the market. It is price manipulation. We live in an immoral society run by secret police who just silence anyone willing to speak out about how freedom is now a lie, so nothing will be done about it. Instead the SEC will continue to ruin the lives of all who dared invest in crypto while the Yellen gives infinity free insurance -- literally infinity free insurance on their rate risk -- to multimillionaire depositors at venture capital banks.

Wait until the algos really kick in into buy mode

>>56331283
we've come to the point where the stock market is completely detached from the economic condition of the 99%. it will never crash again.

>>56331283
Janet Yellen deciding it should.

So what’s everyone holding?

>>56331283
Biden becoming immortal

>>56331305
It's completely detached from economic conditions in general.
Joe Biden's market setpoint. That is the only thing that matters.

Jesus you people have become so lazy with baking. Just bake! It's not that hard!

>>56331317
blessed is he the man who does not bake

>>56331305
>thinking the stock market had anything to do with the average normie and isnt just the value of the largest companies

>>56331317
>Just bake! It's not that hard!
says the man not baking

>>56331180
First of all we formed a technical trading bottom last week so obviously it would go up. Secondly, war is bullish and yields have dropped. DXY is no longer so insanely bullish. People work more but are getting paid less which is obviously bullish.
Fuckin look at Pepsi which once again beat estimates and increased revenue y/y. People are consooming at record pace, the housing market is resilient, and so is the job market. Sure we have lost full time jobs in the tech sector but that counterbalanced by a much stronger service sector which is keeping the backbone of the economy strong.
Price gouging is also very much alive and that is also insanely bullish.
The FED and ECB have both pretty much reached the peak of rates. Most debt of large companies are tied to very low rates and they won't have to re-finance for a very long time (they also get preferential treatments...).
Company profits have largely been unaffected so they keep hovering at ATH

So why exactly should the market not be at ATH right now?

>>56331331
>PE multiples just got done swinging by a full order of magnitude over the course of just two years
oh ok

>>56331317
No.

>>56331317
>decide to bake thread
>several other people do the same thing at the same time
>jannies get pissed, ban everyone but the first OP for three days for spamming the catalog
Nope, not gonna do it.

>>56331317
baking

>>56331344
>not knowing that companies reshoring from china to the south, mexico and latin america will double the market in 5 years

>>56331350
liar

>>56331317
Calm down bro we barely passed bump limit
>>56331311
very heavy TMF bags

>>56331335
Good points, what are you investing in now

If I make it, I'm writing my own OP. I'm getting close to just making it.

>>56331362

my SPY calls are making me money, i am recouping my losses one trade at a time! all from the comfort of my home! i love WFH

>>56331391
>>56331391
>>56331391
>>56331391

>>56331317
Be the change u wanna see

>>56331277
ERNNNNNNNNNNN

Wrong again...

Hindsight historians are so dumb.

I'm done educating you fools.

>>56331377
I'm a retard who hasn't really bought any stocks for a long time now since stocks have completely blown up. I bought fuckin pre-Covid and I find it really difficult to buy now when stocks are +100-200%.
The only thing I have and will probably buy is index funds containing the big mega caps since they carry the market and will continue to do so. Their exposure to the high rates is minimal and as we can see by their earnings, they even thrive in this environment (I'm looking at you AMZN, META, and NVDA)
Texas Instruments seems pretty cheap right now though...

Also, bears are probably fueling this rally

>>56331335
Either retarded or evil. Hope you hook many newfags.

>>56331467
>his counterargument is a hashtag search

everyone told me shorting bonds was free money