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Oil Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>> No.56325058

First for +2% and no resistance until 4600

>> No.56325060
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56325060

You fail to understand mumu that our sword is bigger and greener.

>> No.56325063
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56325063

Oil and Stocks going up at the same time? That doesn't seem right. one of these are going to go down...

The CPI might break this tie breaker.

Either OIL goes up or STONKS go up...

UR MOVE CREEP

>> No.56325064

JOE COMPLETELY IMMORAL FAGGOT FUCK IT LET'S JUST OPENLY BECOME LITERALLY CHINA IN REAL LIFE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN

>> No.56325065

I unironically called the TMF bottom kek.

>> No.56325074
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lors thoughts on DFEN Oct 20 .05 20$ calls?

>> No.56325079
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>>56325065
Maybe you called it. But I bought it.

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Xth for i'm still scared because of DXY and yields

>> No.56325082

>>56325058
bullshit

>> No.56325083
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Raytheon chads sound off

>> No.56325084

>>56325065
Bottom of what?

Bond market is closed faggot.

>> No.56325089

All in on AMZN bros

>> No.56325093

>>56325079
I bought the fuck out of it too and shilled it all weekend a couple weeks ago.

>> No.56325096

>>56325082
hahahaha you mad bear?

>> No.56325099

LET'S JUST HAVE OUR WHOLE ECONOMY 100% BASED ON BANKS ASSFUCKING ANYONE DUMB ENOUGH TO TRY TO PARTICIPATE

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>>56325089
bit late don't you think

>> No.56325108
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i love this stock market lads

>> No.56325111

who the fuck throws a rave party a kilometers away from entrenched terrorist positions?

>> No.56325116

>>56325084
TMF and TLT aren’t. Face it you got psyoped

>> No.56325117
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not again!! I missed the squeeze? it’s a fucking holiday man…

>> No.56325119

I'm glad you glowfaggots are just openly gloating about it like this, though. Maybe if you keep it up, there will eventually be public will to yank your glowfaggot passes and then you can dogfood this great altruistic society we needed your superior higher calling to assrape us all into.

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>>56325111

>> No.56325125
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>>56325089
>Unironically going all in AMZN instead of BABA....

>> No.56325129

>>56325096
why dont you go to pol and be a glowie there.
theres extra threads for you, like the ukraine and israel ones

>> No.56325139

>>56325119
Oh can it janny you just are a big maga tranny faggot and you lose. It’s that simple.

>> No.56325141

>>56325129
Im not a glow nigger, just a trader who can read a fucking chart hahaha

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I should have bought random bullshit this morning.

>> No.56325145

>>56325139
Go post more doges in response to people dying on your behalf faggot

>> No.56325147

>>56325116
>>56325084
the auctions on wednesday.
other countries markets are opened but we'll see who wants to buy bonds in the face of war.

>> No.56325149

>>56325116
you know yields are going back up the second our new speaker announces we need to send a 10 billion dollar check to Israel right? i r8 ur b8 9/11

>> No.56325154

>>56325116
WHAT???

The bear steepening is happening before our eyes... 10 year made a higher high...

Trying to buy the lows in TLT is like trying to short NVDA.
Don't trade against the trend faggot.

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Brothers we made it to the promised land. Spare a thought for those who didn't make it this far.

>> No.56325164

>>56325143
christmas rally fueled by war is starting

>> No.56325166

>>56325141
totally believable

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>>56325149
ukraine got 160billion
greatest ally needs 1.6Trillion at least.

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>>56325154
The bond vigilantes are back BACK BACK BACK

>> No.56325177

Yeah everything was already going so great; the palestinian israeli conflict getting fired back up back up was just confirmation we're only going to keep moving higher!

>> No.56325179

>>56325157
RIP the hebrews who died for my gains

>> No.56325185
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>>56325157
>They didn't learn...

>> No.56325192

A recruiter just lied to me and said they called me, but they didn't.

>> No.56325195
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>Israelis get wrecked
>stocks go pure green
What does this mean?

>> No.56325196

>>56325179
When I heard the news on Saturday, I was rubbing my hands thinking of my MIC stacks.

>> No.56325198

>>56325170
Israel will get our national treasure instead, and of course I'm talking about zoomer males between the ages of 18 and 25.

>> No.56325200

Can we all take a moment to laugh at the bears who truly thought the value of all of mcdonalds, cocacola, microsoft, boeing, apple, etc’s equipment, store fronts, offices, etc were going to return to 1980s levels because they cant get a gf and think the world is collapsing?
>hahahahahahahahahahahaha

>> No.56325202

what the fuck our rally is stalling!

>> No.56325211

I used to think it would be preposterous to make it illegal to short, in much the same way I thought it would be preposterous for the government just openly fix the acceptable range for all the major indexes, but I'm starting to realize that if SOCIETY IS GOING TO BE RUN IMMORAL, DEMONIC, PIECE OF SHIT, AUTOCRATIC FUCKHEADS, I WOULD AT LEAST HAVE THEM BE HONEST ABOUT IT INSTEAD OF RIGGING UP WHAT APPEARS TO BE A "FREE MARKET" TO JUST BE A TRAP DESIGNED TO PUNISH MY NAIVETE FOR POLITICAL REASONS

I'M STARTING TO SEE THE OTHER ANGLE ON THAT NOW, NOW THAT I UNDERSTAND WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE *LYING* FASCIST PIECES OF ACTUAL SHIT RUINING OUR WHOLE LIVES INSTEAD OF JUST TRADITIONAL AUTOCRATS

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>>56325195
Sneed, for a lack of a better meme, is good.

>> No.56325220

>>56325211
Nobody is ruining your life, just stop being an asshole and love your fellow man no matter what.

>> No.56325221

Is greed good?

>> No.56325225

>>56325220
I AM GOING TO VOTE FOR ANY POLITICIAN WHO PROMISES TO ERADICATE GLOWFAGGOTS
I DON'T CARE WHAT PARTY
I DON'T CARE WHAT ELSE THEY SAY
IF THEY SAY THAT, I'M VOTING FOR THEM

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>>56325200
>1980s levels
your optimism disgusts me

>> No.56325227

>>56325221
We are still in fear in the index, greed will cone at around 4650

>> No.56325228

>>56325202
Of course it's stalling. Hell's Army just flagged themselves for PVP north of Israel.

>> No.56325232

>>56325225
I’m literally just a guy who wants to make money like you.

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>>56325195
It means the first move is always the wrong move...

Going long is risky.
Going short is risky.

Best stay in T-Bills pay 5%.

Smart investors know when to go long. Smart investors know how to go short.

A brilliant investors knows there is no edge in this volatility

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>>56325221
Money never sleeps, pal.

>> No.56325241

>>56325232
THEN SEND ME A COPY OF THE WIR SO I CAN TRADE TOO FAGGOT

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>schizo off his meds got caught with his pants down in a short position

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>>56325241
I already did, you remember shitting on me for these?

>> No.56325257

all these DRV dips.... sooo tasty

>> No.56325264

>>56325247
uh-oh, watch out, you're gonna get called a glowie in allcaps

>> No.56325266

>>56325252
OH I'M SORRY I DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO DISTINGUISH ACTUAL INFORMATION FROM A BUNCH OF SHILLS SHITTING ON ME AS PUNISHMENT FOR TRYING TO DAYTRADE WITHOUT A SECURITY CLEARANCE
I WONDER WHY I COULDN'T TELL
WHAT ALL CONTEXT COULD I POSSIBLY BE MISSING
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE ITS NATURE

GO AHEAD AND INSULT ME SOME MORE, IT WILL DEFINITELY MAKE ME FORGET THAT I'M A SINGLE ISSUE VOTER UNTIL YOU GIVE MY COUNTRY BACK

>> No.56325269

>>56325211
Based. It would be refreshing if the government said it considered the stock market a regulated utility that should always go up rather than an actual market.

>> No.56325272

You bet your ass I’m going to start a position in NEE

>> No.56325275

>>56325176
Reminder that last week I predicted a woman would bring ruin

>> No.56325277

>>56325266
Again, I’m just a regular guy who is trying to show you how to make money and not just gamble your life into jail because you hate the world for some odd reason. The world is not that bad, go outside and listen to the birds chirp.

>> No.56325286

>>56325277
>jail
ARREST ME FAGGOT GO AHEAD
COME ARREST YOU BOOTLICKING GANGSTER FUCK
DO IT

>> No.56325291

>>56325202
Our rally is bull flagging is what you mean, we are gonna rip doomers a new asshole

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WE

>> No.56325307

I'M WAITING TO HEAR THE SIRENS

>> No.56325312

>>56325304
WUZ

>> No.56325316 [DELETED] 

>>56325312
GOLEMZ N SHIET

>> No.56325319

DRV is going to FUCKING PUMMP IN COMING weeks!!! This dead cat bounce is going to bounce much higher!

>> No.56325323

>>56325307
>>56325286
Nobody wants to take you to jail schizo calm down. Just make some money and pay your taxes like a normal human being.
And stop banning me for trying to help you.

>> No.56325326

WHERE ARE THE POLICE TO ARREST ME FOR ANTI-GLOWIE AGITATING? WHEN WILL I GO TO JAIL?

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>>56325312
>>56325316
DATS RITE

>> No.56325336

>>56325326
There are no police here dumbass 4chan has less than a thousand regular users, its nothing

>> No.56325338

WHEN I'M TURNING MYSELF IN FOR THE THOUGHTCRIME ABOUT HOW INTEND TO VOTE DO I NEED TO TURN MYSELF IN PHYSICALLY OR CAN I JUST DO IT THROUGH THOUGHT?

>> No.56325354

>>56325327
this is just weak and dumb

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>>56325037
my GEO is finally green, time to put these incarcerated niggers to work

>> No.56325371

MAYBE IT'S THOUGHT JAIL
I'M PRETTY SURE THAT'S WHAT HE MEANT ACTUALLY THAT WOULD MAKE THE MOST SENSE

>> No.56325392

>>56325327
>The beautiful Church of Saint Porphyrius in Gaza.

>Despite numerous posts claiming it was destroyed, the Church has not sustained any damage (so far).

>> No.56325405

At least they all shut the fuck up for five seconds. Maybe they do have some vestige of shame left in their demonic excuses for souls after all.

>> No.56325425

I think it's about time for me to put some play money back into the market things are finally getting interesting again. I'm thinking YANG and oil are gonna be the big winners the next month or so

>>56325198
They need some toughening up, wouldn't be the worst thing.

>> No.56325439

HOLY SHIT BOBONTPU FUCKING IDIOT

>> No.56325457

Everyone on the entire planet not only knows that our institutions are propping up our markets right now, but everyone on the entire planet knows that our institutions have *been* doing so for the past 18 months because they are absolutely and completely fucking immoral. IRL criminals.

>> No.56325465

>>56325457
>a girl wont touch my peepee so the whole world must be collapse
hahaha like take a shower nigga, hut the gym

>> No.56325475

If you're an insider who is participating in this, you are a literal fascist. You support a command economy and have tricked people into participating in a fake market, and you don't care they're getting scammed because you are an autocrat.

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>>56325475

>> No.56325484

>>56325465
Millions must baghold

>> No.56325485

>>56325307
We are coming for you, you better go on the run

>> No.56325488

HUSA!!!
OH MY HECKIN GOD IM MOONIGN

>> No.56325491

>>56325465
This is really what it boils down to with bobos

>> No.56325492

>>56325475
a virgins hands typed this post

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>>56325475
post position nigger

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>>56325475
don't compliment them.

>> No.56325498

The people who went on a big campaign about how all of crypto is a scam are the same people who have been going around saying "never bet against the U.S. economy" except not today because today it's just conspicuously the product of a corrupt, sadistic system.

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ALRIGHT IT'S NEARLY ____ HOUR. PLACE YOU'RE BETS.

>> No.56325511

Like I said, keep insulting me; surely it will make me forget that I'm a single issue voter now.

>> No.56325512

>>56325498
Gregory, save this stuff for todays video!

>> No.56325513

>>56325508
ALRIGHT IT'S NEARLY
>DRV
HOUR. PLACE YOU'RE BETS.

>> No.56325517

>>56325512
Go jack off in front of your mom or whatever, twink.

>> No.56325531

>>56325336
Glowniggers on 4chan literally show up in official court documents.

>> No.56325538

>They can all manage to show some restraint on the day it becomes obvious that the system they support is a sadistic lie
>Except for the one glowfaggot who still gets to be a glowfaggot despite consistently, predictably, repeatedly being the one fucking asshole is openly in it just to fuck with people.

Imagine that!

>> No.56325540

>>56325531
Sure they do sport

>> No.56325544

>The one fucking faggot who is so abrasive and so openly here just to antagonize people and be a bully that everyone can readily ID him after a weeks is also the one faggot who can't manage to just keep his faggot mouth shut when they all look like demonic pieces of shit and there's nothing to say.

Hey here's an idea, retards: Fire that guy.

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Power hour?

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>>56325508
I have no clue and I'm staying out of this mess temporarily. The TA does say to buy though. I know why it's saying that. Friday had a ton of buy volume which has caused my volume indicator to become erect and throbbing. Today's mediocre volume has not been sufficient to deflate it. My bullshit check indicator, however, is saying this is sketchy.

>> No.56325558

>>56325540
Glownigger.

>> No.56325567

MAYBE WHEN THE 2 YEAR IS 1000% AND THE 5 YEAR IS 0.001% THE GLOWFAGGOT DEMONS PRETENDING LIKE WE LIVE IN A FREE SOCIETY WILL FEEL COMPELLED TO PUT THE MARKET SETPOINT SLIGHTLY LOWER FOR A DAY OR TWO TO KEEP THINGS BELIEVABLE

>> No.56325568

Ah sweet sweet bear schizo meltdowns. Keynesian economics folks!!!

>> No.56325569

>>56325558
Is the glownigger in this thread with us now?

>> No.56325577

>>56325569
Yes. Unequivocally, yes.

>> No.56325585

Imagine being such an asshole that your entire wellbeing depends on getting other people to flip out hard enough that it obscures what a fucking asshole you are.
Well you won't get me to flip out quite as hard as you'd like, you fucking asshole, at least not on your schedule. Pussy. I'm not going a n y w h e r e FYI.

>> No.56325587

>>56325567
why dont you post positions already nigger, let us have a laugh at least from all this schizo ass posting

>> No.56325588

>>56325577
Hahaha i denounce the talmud and you ahould get back on your meds schizo

>> No.56325589

>>56325568
You're out of money. You're careening into a brick wall. You can't keep the markets propped up like this for much longer.

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>MCD

>> No.56325598

>>56325589
For approximately 11 more months they sure can, and from there it depends on how many fire alarms they're willing to pull to show us how altruistic they are.

>> No.56325603

Wait wtf, I was playing Fortnite with my nephew. How are we higher now?

>> No.56325607

I denounce all major religions and place no idols before the one true God, and I serve no Man.

>> No.56325612

>>56325603
The same way we've been higher for the past 18 months:
The demonic pieces of shit squatting on our society decided it should keep going higher.

>> No.56325617

Which sites are doing good reporting on this Israel-Gaza thing?

>> No.56325620

>>56325588
Don't care, glownigger.

>>56325598
The budget expires in a month. Jim Jordan is going to force massive budget reductions. It's over for glowniggers.

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New bear cope dropping as we speak

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Phone poster here
Buy O

Also, what is that advertising?
Can I date a cute Smg’er?

>> No.56325649

>>56325631
Screenshotting himself?
>please be patient I have autism
Couldn't be more fitting

>> No.56325654

>>56325111
it was a rave for peace

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Why do we have a designated holiday around italians when they were barely responsible for ocean exploring and its considered a day off for some wagies? You would think anglo saxons would take away their "holiday" and make those sphagetti eaters get back to work, its effecting the bottom line not to forget to mention it was nordic and anglo saxon people that did all the exploring not italians.

>> No.56325658

>>56325603
The goyim are throwing themselves into the meatgrinder at the behest of their greatest ally, why wouldn't stocks go up?

>> No.56325660

This late-day crabbing is killing my buzz

>> No.56325661

>>56325649
>verification not required
So yes, the autism is a nice touch to the screenshot lel

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>>56325323
Thanks Glowieanon for the solid advice. People need to remember that even Al Capone didn't go to jail for any of the murdering, drug-dealing, and other shit he did; he went to jail for tax evasion.

>> No.56325675

No one is evading taxes, you spiteful, bad faith, sentient garbage.

>> No.56325679

GET FUCKED BOBOSHITS!
4450 by EOW. BELIEVE THAT!

>> No.56325683

I wish I had some way to monitor your life for anything bad happening the way you get to monitor mine, you corrupt gang of genuinely detestable orcs, but no I'm not actually evading taxes.

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>didn't sell HOD on friday
I'm gonna get fucking heemed tomorrow

>> No.56325686

>>56325675
Tax evaders absolutely post here. But I’m not going to expand on that in here, it’s just an explicit warning.

>> No.56325695

We will close red, inshallah.

>> No.56325700

>>56325686
I'm not evading taxes; suck my fucking dick asshole. Actual piece of irl shit.

>> No.56325702

>>56325695
No we won’t idol worshipper.

>> No.56325701

PLTR

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>>56325675
From one schizo to another schizo, there are much bigger fish to worry about in this universe. And even those bigger fish have an even bigger fish looking at them. Fret not, and trust in The Creator.

>> No.56325712

>>56325700
I wasn’t explicitly naming you I was just refuting what you said. Sounds like you might have a guilty conscience. Just reminding you I’m a civilian and not an actual glowie. I was trolling you.

>> No.56325716

>>56325670
I do not like this webm

>> No.56325720

>feds think their uncanny valley christcuck LARPs somehow make them more relatable
I physically cringe every time I read one of their shill posts.

>> No.56325723

>>56325712
You gave me an "explicit warning" you stupid fuck, so stop trying to backtrack and maybe pick today to just go be an orc in someone else's life you low-tier cog with a 114.9 IQ.

>> No.56325726

>>56325720
Fine, if your hatred blinds you so badly that you can’t see the truth plainly before your eyes, then it isn’t my fault. Buy HUBC if you believe in God.

>> No.56325730

This really is the worst smg of all time

>> No.56325737

Yeah it was probably better back before the establishment took the mask off and basically vowed to short squeeze the proletariat into a lifetime of labor rendering the free market and insulting and farcical lie huh.

>> No.56325743

>>56325737
Or you could stop being a faggot and ride the wave up like the normies you hate so much

>> No.56325745

What the fuck t bill future bros

>> No.56325748

I can just *hear* all the orcs everywhere saying "heh heh guess we get our own gamestop after all"

>> No.56325750

>>56325730
Feds were literally posting death threats against anons last night.

>> No.56325754

US TREASURIES ARE AT GENERATIONAL LOWS. GET YOUR BAG. THIS IS NOT A PARTISAN ISSUE.

>> No.56325755

>>56325743
Except what kind of retard could bring himself to go long in this market without insider info

>> No.56325763

>>56325755
Can you just maybe once admit that maybe you’re the retard?

>> No.56325767

>>56325763
I'm not a retard for getting stuck in a short position by orcs, no.

>> No.56325777

Your cohort is so full of such spiteful dickheads these days that you have no remaining capacity to ever fully convince me that you're trying to help me ever again, so I have that going for me at least.

>> No.56325778
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48 posters, but 2 of them account for 34% of the thread.

>> No.56325784

>>56325767
Dude I told you over and over it was the bottom and showed you every financial indicator. You can learn a lesson from this instead of being a faggot.
>>56325778
One of us is posting useful info tho, don’t act like we’re even close to similar

>> No.56325792

>>56325778
They were threatening either murder or arrest /smg/ posters for not believing the "bidenomics" propaganda. People are angry, what do you expect?

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56325796

Are we really back or is it just another fake pump? Pls respond

>> No.56325798

Here's some actual useful info:
Whenever orcs get their guy in office, don't expect them to have any shame whatsoever when it comes to shitting on you for elite interests. They are not even constrained by any concern for keeping it plausible. They're the kind of people who would rather just punish and silence those who point out the problem.

Actual useful info.

>> No.56325805

>>56325792
*threatening to either

>> No.56325811

tbills paying 5%. Why would anyone want to buy real estate right now? Record high rates. Record high home prices. Dealing with toilets renters and faggots. Buy/Rent ratio doesn't work.

5% free of headaches guaranteed.

>> No.56325813

>>56325796
Were back

>> No.56325814

glowies keep shilling TLT huh

>> No.56325817

>>56325796
We're black.

>> No.56325823
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56325823

Sup boys went camping this weekend what’s all this ruckus out of Judea?
No matter to me I suppose. Both sides could probably benefit from the reliable communication capabilities afforded by a luxuriously designed Cisco wireless router.

>> No.56325824

We’re -ack

>> No.56325831

>>56325823
>router
Access Point.

>> No.56325835

>>56325796
Trap. Look to short it before CPI. Coincidentally, there's a solar eclipse this weekend.

>> No.56325852

>bought high
>voo dips
>accept and hold
>voo back up again
>israel under attack
>we're healing
Went from a 200 loss to net 0. Life's okay I guess. If I hadn't bought in like a tard but waited just a single day, I'd be +200 in a week. I'm such a tard but it's all right.

>> No.56325857

Word in my circle is that this attack by Iran on Israel is going to green light America to change the regime in Tehran.

>> No.56325866

>>56325857
You're just accelerating the debt crisis...

>> No.56325869

>>56325857
Bullish for LMT, but it’s gotta be said, with what army?

>> No.56325875

>>56325116
TLT's bounce was very low volume. Not a good sign.

>> No.56325878

>>56325857
Bullish

>> No.56325883

Saudi deal over. oil back to $100.

>> No.56325888

>>56325869
an autonomous one

>> No.56325890

It is insanely obvious that the market would have had a downturn at some point in the past few weeks if we didn't live a corrupt, pretend society run by a gestapo class of privileged orcs.

>> No.56325891

>>56325866
There is no debt crisis, you were memed on.
>>56325857
I’m so glad you’re coming back to reason baggie. You have an interesting character arc.
>>56325875
Kek ok whatever bud. You know aid packages are going to be rollin in for Israel and rightly so. This was a horrible attack. But also, hopefully Israel will take Palestinians more seriously. Win win.

>> No.56325899

>>56325857
It's been trying to do that for 50 years now, not happening.
Iran is a heavily armed, mountainous nation of over million people. The US couldn't even pacify Afghanistan with a fraction of the population and a fraction of the resources Iran has.

You're welcome to try, though. It'll just be another forever war, like Ukraine is for Russia. But war is good for business.

>> No.56325913

Hey by the way, is there something about manipulating the stock market that helps you gather intelligence on upcoming terror attacks? Like would *two* thousand Israelis have died if you weren't here posting "take your meds?"

>> No.56325917

>>56325891
>You know aid packages are going to be rollin in for Israel and rightly so.
That is bearish for TLT

>> No.56325929

Maybe the market is pumping on the prospect that orcs will be busy for a little while ruining a foreign society instead of our domestic one.

>> No.56325932

>>56325917
No it isn’t. Can you guys stop posting as if you know what you’re talkin about? I told you about Keynesian economics.

>> No.56325936

>>56325891
Okay, fed. I would really prefer if you didn't collapse my country with a sovereign debt crisis, but if you don't want to listen, that's your call.

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56325937

OIL?

OIL.

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56325944

Don't lose hope bobos. Suffering is part of the 8-fold path.

>> No.56325946

>>56325936
Alright buddy stay poor because you’re a dumbass that ain’t my fault.>>56325937

>> No.56325954

Did bing just make their ai photo generator useless? We will never have a good AI- they are so scared of it. This will not end well. I'm selling all my Microsoft because of this fucking filter on their image generator. I would rather gamble it all on DRV.

>> No.56325959

>>56325954
All the jeets got mad about the poo memes.

>> No.56325962

>>56325946
You're the dipshit that thinks a foreign aid package for Israel will somehow make TLT go up.

>> No.56325965

My oil bags are saved, but at what cost

>> No.56325967

>>56325932
Allow me to explain:
The imbecile in the quoted post is trying to insinuate that when things don't make sense we blame institutional forces and when things do make sense tend to explain it with economy theory such as Keynesianism.

What this actual IRL dumbass somewhat hilariously fails to comprehend is that Keynesian theory heavily features the thesis that institutional behavior is the primary factor in market behavior, explaining that policymakers should embrace this truth.

I would explain more, but he's too stupid to even understand what I've already said here.

>> No.56325973

>>56325962
lol the inverse baggie rule remains undefeated

>> No.56325978

should have joined the actual party on image generation instead of just hopping on the bandwagon now that it's got the sign-off from corporate clown world
posers

>> No.56325977

>>56325959
>jeets
why are the so insecure?

>> No.56325979

>>56325965
Cost?

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>>56325965
Ehhh... Let's not talk about that.

>> No.56325990

>>56325973
Don't come crying to me when TLT makes a new lower low.

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56325992

Is SOXL_shill still a thing? Pic related.

>> No.56326001

>>56325962
Don’t come crying here when the PPP police show up.

>> No.56326011

>>56326001
>I was only pretending to be subhuman garbage

>> No.56326015

what a great day, two mideast shitholes are killing eachother and my stocks are bright green

also reminder the rates peak was at 5% on the 30yr which we hit twice and bounced off of. If you aren't adding duration like a madman right now you will NEVER make it.

>> No.56326017

>>56325857
I want Persian pussy

>> No.56326021

>>56325992
I still hold SOXL and I'm up on it kek

>> No.56326032
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56326032

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

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>>56325977
I have no idea. Not my problem, but they try and make it my problem.

>> No.56326034

>>56325913
Still hoping for an answer to this.

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>>56326032
+.93%

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>>56325814
I don’t know why anyone with economics knowledge is a glowie. Markets move in cycles, TLT won’t shrink forever, and more so it looks like we are near the end of the hawkish market stage.
Could inflation be stickier and we are months away from change, absolutely. Is this the beginning of some 20% inflationary onslaught, possibly, but unlikely.
I have yet to hear a doomer here state a understanding of what happened from 1968-1982, or how we are repeating those mistakes. All we get is, the West has fallen.

>> No.56326048

>>56326039
yeah why would anyone think that it's unbelievably fucking obvious that the market should have a downturn except institutional forces are just deadset on bidding up a la china, and at this point they don't even care if makes them look like a big corrupt embarrassment and a failure of western civilization
who could possibly get that idea

>> No.56326049
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>>56326032
Up 110k! God bless TMF. Though I’m pissed I didn’t follow my gut and buy more Friday.

>> No.56326053

>>56326032
+0.02%
I'm staying in money markets

>> No.56326066

>>56326048
> I have yet to hear a doomer here state a understanding of what happened from 1968-1982, or how we are repeating those mistakes. All we get is, the West has fallen.

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>>56326032
I made more than I do in a month at my normal job. I don't know how to feel.

>> No.56326069

>>56326011
I’m just stating facts.
>>56326032
+7% by not being a tranny
>>56326049
Fellow TMF bro.
>war is bad for treasuries meme
RIP

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>>56326032
+.92%

>> No.56326074

>>56326066
>how could anyone possible get the idea that the market has been due for some kind of at least modest downturn for a few months now
>what kind of insane schizo would think that

>> No.56326076

They are going to run things up because shorts are not being destroyed hard enough currently. QQQ's sweet spot was 364. They're going to run it up to over 370 easily and the way they're going to do is pretty much what they have been doing. Small little quiet moves initially followed by roaring surges higher which are further higher as shorts begin to panic. You can watch this in real time. Price cannot go down currently. It legitimately cannot go down because that is not part of the plan. WAY too many shorts would be making big money and that's not how the game works.

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>>56326032
up almost 2% thanks to XLE, didn't trade anything because the market was basically crabbing. also, Yuuka is the better archive

>> No.56326086

>>56326076
That's fine. I can field that contingency. They want to wreck all their political capital trying to pwn the magas, let them.

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>>56326032
I took some profits today

>> No.56326096

>>56326086
I kekked earlier at the thought but is that really you mannerino?

>> No.56326098

It's kinda too late for all that shit tbph asshole

>> No.56326102

>>56326091
What the fuck am I staring at. That graph is scary as fuck. The balls on you.

>> No.56326107

>>56326091
have any hair left? damn anon.

>> No.56326110

>>56326032
Bobo was wrong and stupid as usual

>> No.56326111

The pumping will continue until morale improves

>> No.56326116
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56326116

OK, what will go up *tomorrow*?

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>>56326111
It's funny because it's true. Then it will promptly blow the fuck out.

>> No.56326120

Not that it matters, but you're not shaking me off my short. Wall Street gets their UBI and so will I in the end. Fuck you.

>> No.56326123

>>56326111
This but unironically. Lately the market seems to 100% do the opposite of the greed and fear index. It truly hurts the most people that it can.

>> No.56326127

>>56326123
It's by design. Powell explain why it's happening every single time he speaks: "Tight labor pool."

>> No.56326131

>>56326102
I really thought i was gonna be fucked looking at the 24 hour market prices last night, but thankfully dalle3 is baller and overcoming the oil fears for Microsoft. I didn't even sell off all my calls honestly

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>>56326116
SQQQ. Overall I’m bullish but today was too weird.

>> No.56326139

>>56326098
lmfao. I dont even watch your streams but from the memes in SMG and your schizo rants in here I connected the dots for sure. You should unironically try to help people instead of doomering though dude wtf. maybe I can coach you and help you make some real money.
Stop banning me from Smg I’m not really a glowie

>> No.56326141
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56326141

I just don't get why bears are this fucking stupid. We already corrected and Israel gets attacked by Hamas all the time. Fucking idiots.

>> No.56326143

>>56326131
My man. Best of luck.

>> No.56326148

really wish the skitz would adopt a trip already so i can filter it

>> No.56326149

>>56326141
They are newfags from /pol/

>> No.56326150

>>56326139
>help you make some real money
Cool, looking forward to my copy of the propaganda newsletter orcs use to collude.

>> No.56326151

>>56326141
This is way different than a normal Jahoodie knifing people in the street. This is is like their January 6th.

>> No.56326155

>Bears losing their minds last night
>SPY closes green
LMFAO hahahahaha


Also is TMF a buy from here? Sub 5 lookin juicy not gonna lie

>> No.56326158

i dunno why but when i heard about hamas coming in on hang gliders it just made me kek
i was thinking of Tails at the start of Sonic

>> No.56326159

>>56326149
The great 2020 migration. Ruined this board but I try to stay positive and think how at least they brought easy money for us.

>> No.56326163

>>56326159
Ig mannerino paid to be an admin here. Makes sense he’s such a skitzo doomer.
>>56326155
Unironically yes

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>>56326149
What if I'm an oldfag from /pol/ (/new/)?

>> No.56326175

There's only a few feet of sidewalk left.

>> No.56326177

retard idiot who took out too much in student loans 2 months ago

what buy

>> No.56326181

>>56326177
TMF
Make the government pay your loans

>> No.56326182

>>56326163
TMF or just keep adding to my UPRO and SOXL tho?

>> No.56326185

>>56326177
Freedom from debt

>> No.56326190

>>56326155
Nobody on this thread is watching TMF more than me. Personally, I don’t think this is bottom. I put a 100k buy order in at 3.60.
If the 20 year hits 5.25 I’d jump in, and it’s bounced near their, but hasn’t hit it in market hours yet.
Nov could be ugly with oil raising cpi, fed raising rates, republicans having no leadership for the debt ceiling. Personally I’d watch it, but hold off.
Unlike everyone else here though I don’t know that I’m right, good reasons to think this is bottom too.

>> No.56326193

>>56326185
I wish my bank could achieve freedom from debt so that I didn't have to way through the fucking holding period.

Thanks btw, orcs, for saving us from bitcoin, the scam with no use-case.

>> No.56326199

>>56326181
im going to do this off this one post alone

wagi

>> No.56326207

Buying good REITs right now is like buying oil during the Corona dump

>> No.56326213

>>56326177
Uh, class credits like you're supposed to?

>> No.56326223
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>>56326207
Same with banks, but with one condition interest rates decline from here otherwise both are shit investments.

>> No.56326225

>>56326207
The 3x Real-estate index intrigues the fuck out of me. Again I think it could get a lot worse but at some point it’s going to rebound at a face melting pace.

>> No.56326228

>>56326182
You shouldn’t all in either really, to be perfectly frank. Put a good chunk in then DCA and if it goes down BUY MORE.
>>56326190
You can’t expect to always time the bottom see above comments

>> No.56326234

>>56326228
Timing v time in

>> No.56326237

>>56326151
Baggie that is such a retarded statement that you are dumber now for making it.

>> No.56326241

>>56326032
+2% gamestop

>> No.56326242
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>>56326225
Just buy the best of class companies anon, we could be crabbing for a while before moon mission

>>56326223
I’m intrigued

>> No.56326245

>>56326237
Baggie is a dumb nigger that needs to learn a lesson. God is not with him even if god is with people who are truly of faith.

>> No.56326246

>>56326032
not too good i was expecting the paratrooper boots for my ghostbusters halloween costume today but the idiot seller sent me a jacket instead

>> No.56326254

>>56326228
Good call. Problem is I’m not sure DCA is smart with 3x. I’ve been doing it since 11 to a lot of pain. One thing I’ve heard that I think applies is in 3x it’s bad to front run the market. Better to miss the bottom than try and get ahead of it as my $11 shares can showcase.

>> No.56326256

>>56326237
Look I know most of the you zoomers ITT weren't alive on 9/11 so I have to use January 6th since that was your generations 9/11.

>> No.56326258

>>56326228
About 75% of my portfolio is SOXL right now, then 15% UPRO, 5% BULZ and 5% TSLA. I'm comfortable holding leveraged stuff but I'm just not completely sure what's better for my "spare" money other than just a long hold on UPRO

>> No.56326259

>>56326256
Do not listen to PPP fraudsters

>> No.56326264

I hope you aren’t antisemitic and bought HUBC

>> No.56326265

At least after 9/11, Bush had the dignity to openly call for markets to be propped up.

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>>56326258
My entire portfolio is within the cannabis industry.

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>>56326258
Love it. I think you are fucking nuts, but love it.

>> No.56326271

>>56326265
Shut up faggerino. You gotta be pretty demoralized right now

>> No.56326278

>>56326242
Lower interest rates mean lower borrowing costs for REITs and unrealized losses being reduced on balance sheets for banks.

>> No.56326279

>>56326271
How many times do I have explain that despite the wishful thinking of orcs, no I don't actually just fail on your spiteful dickhead schedule. Sorry!

>> No.56326283

>>56326278
But we will be getting another rate hike…

>> No.56326287

TTOO.......thursday......I'm so tired of waiting

>> No.56326290

>>56326279
Wonder if coffeezilla is gonna be interested in this story.

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56326296

Alright, meds, everyone. Now.

>> No.56326302

>>56326290
You are such a zoomer it fucking hurts

>> No.56326307

>>56326270
Yeah it's definitely insane but hey, I'm up 91% over the last year. Looking forward to some $50 SOXL so I can cash a bit out and get something nice

>> No.56326308

>>56326302
Im a millennial thank you very much

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>>56326287
HahHahahahahahahaha….no

>> No.56326319

If a super villain ever forces me to choose between the life of a human and the life of an orc, it will be the easiest decision ever. Good rule of thumb in general imo.

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Wonder if the squeeze wouldn’t have happened today if it weren’t for the sand niggers fighting

>> No.56326332

Mara fren how high will it go?

>> No.56326335

>>56326319
How about 1 human vs a infinite amount of humans who’s sum total death would equal -1/12 humans?

>> No.56326336
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>>56326326
Kinda odd because the forecast was for the dumpening to stop after Sukkot.

>> No.56326337

>>56326326
No, definitely not.

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>>56326319
Question, is it a hot female orc? I would love an orc babe

>> No.56326341

>>56326326
It wouldn't have given orcs as much of an excuse to bid the market up (i.e. insider trade), so maybe not.

>> No.56326345

>>56326283
Sure we could get another hike. But it doesn't mean long-term bonds can't rally. As the fed tightened during 2000 and 2020 bonds rallied into the crisis.

>> No.56326351

>>56326339
It's very possible. It would make sense.

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>>56326339
I just don’t think they would be as appealing without the Anime face?

>> No.56326355

>>56326341
Why are you so mad about WH40k?

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56326356

Cisco is such a comfy hold. There’s people posting itt right now who think it will have another 95% plung like 2001. This is who you’re betting against when you buy and hold Cisco.

>> No.56326357

>>56326355
I got tired of saying "glowies" and using the f word.

>> No.56326368

>>56326357
I assumed it was being tired about the grim darkness of the future.

>> No.56326370

ROTATE
>>56326366
>>56326366
>>56326366

>> No.56326373

>>56326356
So is he the same undertaker I grew up with in the 90s?

>> No.56326550

>>56325225
>vote
Absolute retard

>> No.56327038

>>56325111
Hubristic Chosenites

>> No.56327082

>>56325778
this is the webm with the best quality iv'e seen, /a/ and /tv/ should be ashamed

>> No.56327719

>>56327082
Because its very short
If the webm is longer the quality needs to be lower or you cant upload it due to size restriction