/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56319500
Here's a free gook for u

OIL barons support Palestine. Those vile goyim.

if you think stocks are going up this week you are foooking retarded

>>56319510
Fucking oof

Stocks. Equities.

>>56319510
you got any tits? front on preferably
ones that feel like they might date faggy jews

>>56319500
>>56319510
Looks like we're right on track to have the worst /smg/ ever.

>>56319510
Fpwp

This is the best /smg/ ever.

>>56319657
Hear, hear!

>>56319512
No... We support industry, defense and prosperity ™

to think I almost baked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFm-1vRz3MA

>futures

HIGHER
FOR
LONGER

>>56319624
Here you go :D

SANTA CLAUS RALLY!

So if 700 dead Palestinians and Israelis cause a 0.7% market drop, then 100 would have caused a 0.1% drop. And so just 100,000 dead Middle Easterners would cause a 100% market drop.

TTOO Bros how we feeling?

first for fresh round of sanctions on iran

Do you think Hamas did any insider trades before they invaded to fund their regime or are they not that smart?

>>56319760

>>56319770
they’re sand people I doubt they even have internet access

>>56319775
It's basically the opening plot of Casino Royale, which is based on some supposedly true trades that were made just prior to 9/11, so it's possible.

Give it to me straight, /smg/. Is tomorrow going to be AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?

I'm going to somehow get Jewed out of gains on my MIC shit, huh?

>>56319800
It’s sad how much influence Israel has, direct and indirect, on the US

>>56319800
When the U.S. traders get up in the morning they will reverse all of this either at 7-9 or 10-11 Eastern

>>56319800
maybe. https://fortune.com/2023/10/08/israel-attack-oil-traders-focus-on-iran-sanctions-tightening-domino-effect/
archive ph /hADkg

Bros look at this.
My DFEN stocks are gonna pump.

>>56319816
Based America

>>56319841

>>56319841
Man literally who cares
Why can’t we just stay out of it, let them blow each other up and whoever wins wins

>>56319800
oil chads win
everyone else gets rekt

Imagine awaiting tomorrow after letting Friday close without being all in comfy, high interest cash. You were repeatedly told to wait until after Sukkot, and Sukkot wasn't over until sundown Friday.

Okay futures are red but there's not panic. Just some retrace of Friday
>>56319510
this looks more like a feather to me

The markets going back into previous structure. Comfy Sunday evening. Nice and chilly outside. Warm chocolate chip cookies and cool milk on a fall night.

>>56319841
lmao
i get what he was trying to say, but he just comes off as orthodox cattle
the replies must be hilarious

>>56319888
Humbucker in a telecaster, huh? That'd probably sound decent.

>>56319888
Holy based you have fucking made it. Who baked the cookies? Im gonna be starting up the firepit and watching the jew carnage next weekend.

>>56319898

>>56319841
Remember the 20,000,000.

>>56319898
It’s the J5 tele. I love how simple it is and how visceral the the swoops from the two volume pots make it. Such a unique pallet of tones in the center pickup position.

>>56319914
Neat. I dunno so much about guitars. I am bass guy. I exist in the pocket what for holding down the groove.
>>56319913
I swear to god if they try to meme October 7th in to some kind of notable victimhood day I will be further annoyed.

>>56319500
Defense stocks a good play now?

>>56319942
just look at their inventories and you'll know

How does $87 oil sound?

>>56319951
much better than it did two weeks ago

>>56319951
cheap and also not our problem, oilchads only debate over which major is the best going forward, not when to sell

>>56319951
how does $100 sound?

>>56319877
Amen brother. I day traded in crypto miners on friday and went right back to OILU, NRGU.

Can't waste pearls on these swine; they'll never learn.

Whos gonna control Iraqi oil while Israelis fighting Hamas ?

>>56319770
Inside trades from Hamas? no
Inside trades from Goldman Sachs? yes!

Funding terror? YES!

I NEED SPY TO RALLY HIGHER SO I CAN RECOUP MY LOSSES!

why didnt you guys tell me that USD/TRY was literally free money? It just goes up in a straight line with no dips

>>56320014
It will, dont worry. We will short squeeze these fear bears and finish up ~1.5% just like we did with ukraine

>>56320026
>When the political class controls the central bank

Erdoganomics is a helluva lot wilder than Bidenomics

>>56319951
cheap
>>56319986
cheap

Another oil pump, another time to get cucked at resistance by OXY at $66. I am ready to do this a eight time this year.

>>56320055
>an eighth time

>>56320033
i hear you robinhood-wielding zoomer brain geniuses like lines on charts

>>56320055
CVX recently looked into buying OXY and dropped interest.

>>56320066
nothingburgers and a highly accretive acquisition, oh noooo whatever shall exxon do?!

>>56320075
well yes, I can't imagine their enterprise value is very good with their debt. Cheaper stuff out there to buy. I still wager they are worth about 70 billion though.

>markets

https://youtu.be/i9nUvLM5vXU?si=61_7kJZHFWbC_5QA

Bros, is WW3 finally happening? Holy shit congress is buying war stocks like a mother fucker

>>56320066
In all seriousness, RH found the antithesis of chart junk and I'm not not even mad, I'm impressed.

>>56320088
If ww3 happens sp500 will be 10k in 5 years

>>56320055
we will all be licking our wounds for the next 3 months anyway unless supply continues to fall or the winter is exceptionally harsh.
>>56320075
they can't afford it
>>56320086
why didn't they buy anadarko when they had the chance?

Is this page anti- or pro-semitic? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Israeli_companies_listed_on_the_Nasdaq

I only follow master trader gurus, what about (You)?

>>56319883

>>56320122
Newfags don't remember KTOV

>Oil

We never lose

>>56320134
Personally I'm eyeballing KTOS, though they're only making the drones that will fly over Israel rather than actually being Israeli.

If you are wondering about oils price action.. Since last week oil merchants were selling off the oil contracts they bought at $80 taking profits all the way down. This then left then in a net-short position on oil futures at ports around the world. The conflict in the middle east is a potential hot threat that could disrupt it so you have people speculating on this buying. But that buying action was also enough to cause a short rally as those speculating on deflation and recession get beat the fuck up.
>>56320124
I miss the philippines. I didn't fuck enough thots there because I was sick for half the trip and when I was good I didn't have enough plans/was traveling

You sold Yom Kippur, right mumu?

>>56320055
if you need some optimism you can think about all the DAC plants getting paid nearly $35m/yr in 45Q credits to put CO2 in the ground (which all the majors already do).
OXY's going to start operating up to 100 of these over the next decade. some plants will start at half capacity but essentially they'll all print $420m each while also doing EOR (the ones that do permanent sequestration instead earn 40% more cash) which translates to an obnoxiously low cost for oil production while getting paid to do it.

which way will the wedge break?

What happens if I buy a long term bond fund? Am I locking in the low rate? Like is GOVZ locking in the 5% yield for 20+ years at least from dividend payments?

Stocks will shoot up because bond markets won't be open until Tuesday.

>>56320158
no, you have shares in a fund. read the fund prospectus.
and, either buy the bond or don't.

>>56319500
Alright anons what's the move for tomorrow. I was looking at Israel's exports and there isn't any good industry I can buy a put on, they all have low liquidity. Is a SPY put the best and safest option

>>56320158
Bond etfs targeting a duration sell their bonds when their maturity gets too short and buys new long term bonds. You're not buying a 20yr bond; you're buying a fund that maintains a portfolio of bonds with 20yr maturity.

>>56320099
Buffett decided he didn't want it either.

>>56320176
>Israels exports
and what did your research uncover.

>>56320176
sauce for chick?

>>56320182
so lets say in a decade GOVZ could have horribly low rates like 0% or negative, which means sure I could sell it for a huge profit, but it seems like the bond etfs are more so for rate speculation than actually investing in long term income

>>56320176
just buy calls on all the US miltech companies. every single one of them relies on israel to gun run.
Israels main export is war.

>>56320150
Wars are bullish and have 33% less volatility on average

>>56320185
berkshire used their leverage to get both companies, and the poison pill to keep everyone else away, and now they're hoovered up the commons just shy of majority ownership -- which are going right back to $70 once OXY ramps the dividend back up where it was

>>56320215
not on day one. on day one, volatility spikes. uncertainty in the world increases.

>>56320238
On ukraine invasion the market dropped 2% at open and finished 3% up and then had a bull rally to +10% so ? Israel is a tiny country, ukraine and russia are the 2 and 3 largest grain exporters and russia is 2nd oil exporter. This is a nothing burger

WAR MAKES STOCK VOLITILE. PLEASE REPEAT March 2020

Bros I actually think everything might rip tomorrow. The red in futures looks fake as fuck, nothing is dropping below the moving averages. Methinks this is nothingburger #459

>>56320271
Historically, it drops volatility by 33%

>>56320280
Our entire congress is gorging themselves on defense stocks, we will be deep green tomorrow

i like money markets

Oil bros... we are finally winning

>>56320296
>>56320296
pmuch
only thing that could hold it all down is oil how will the saudis go?

Things are so much worse than any of you realize.

>>56320303
The old guy who is king is sa right now is likely not actually in power, he supports palestine but mbs doesnt really give a shit about them. MBS is likely in charge but we will see in the coming days. SA really wants a security guarantor since the usa has largely left the middle east, if they see this as an opportunity to have the usa regain interest, they will be all for keeping the usa happy. Still, the biggest thing SA stands to gain is israel distracting iran for a bit so either way, they have the insensitive to not piss off the americans

So is RTX back on the table?

SEATTLE BROS
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
IS THIS IT
IS THIS THE BIG ONE?!

>>56319510
>No ass
>No tits
Perfect for me

>>56320321
its always been on the table to short. Not even hot active wars with major powers is able to get it to pump up.

>>56319888
Very nice and comfy. I'm glad you are enjoying life anon.

>>56320321
RTX is run by incompetence and diversity hires.
The other DFEN industries are too, but they still manage to make money.

>>56320318
You fags post this over and over again and have been wrong many more times than you have ever been right.

>>56320123
Congress critters providing me exit liquidity

>>56320259
>This is a nothing burger
Oy vey the anti Semitism in this post. /smg/ unequivocally stands with Israel.

>>56320416
Its still completely irrelevant to the value of the companies that make up the market. The fear dump but lemmings will get slurped

>>56320298
What a bizarre concept. A market? Solely for money? Makes no sense.

>>56320336
Depends. Can you believe that scam actually includes, I shit you not, SPCE? https://www.direxion.com/product/daily-aerospace-defense-bull-3x-etf#show-daily-holdings

>>56320441

>>56320402
This. I think we're actually closer to the bottom left of that chart than bears realize.

>>56320320
if you weren't blinded by anti-semitic garbage you'd realize Israel is a natural conservative ally.

>>56320482
Oy vey.

>>56320325
eat rock seattle crab

Current status: waiting for blood in the streets.

>>56320504
There was an earthquake
All Seattle companies are devastated: MSFT, AMZN, SBUX
It's over

>>56320482
>1 post by this ID
and you’ll never be heard from again

>>56320509
and nothing of value was lost

>>56320509
climate change did this

>>56320508
Oh you'll get that soon enough. But the streets are in Gaza.

Speaking of which, how do we profit off the Israelis just flattening the city? Does it produce anything? Any Israeli companies to short due to lack of manpower?

>>56319731
She looka lika man

>>56320482
What does that have to do with anything?

>>56319800
>tomorrow
Christopher Columbus day you moron

So we are all going long puts on TLT right?

>>56320511
U mad bro?

>>56320559
Fucking irrelevant, moron
Markets will be open

>Hainan Airlines, a Chinese State-Owned Airline, has just Cancelled all Flights to and from Israel.
Enjoy your warzone, laowai.

>>56320482
Israel is the faggot capitol of the world

>>56320571
Wewlad

>>56320559
settlements take an extra day but the market is still open, you know

>>56320579
Because that nonsense has been peddled here for the last two days. Sorry.

>>56320580
>settlements
Are we talking Israeli settlements or financial settlements?

>>56320482
>conservative

>>56320543
>Any Israeli companies to short due to lack of manpower?
I'm just guessing here, but Israeli stocks seem to be mostly technology and banks, which don't seem promising. You'd probably want things like construction, manufacturing, logistics, and agriculture.
Some possibilities:
>ZIM
>DIMRI.TA
>SPEN.TA

Futes going back down.

gg

>>56320655
>>56320543
If you've ever invested in Israeli companies you know they use their stock only to fuck over their investors.
Actual Jewish companies are all in the US. You need to diversify your Jews.

Fuggg my puts are up 25%rn from friday close, but last time this happened the day turned out to be a nothingburger, gonna be so disspointed if same thing happens again :/

Wake up bae, new schizopost economic theory just dropped
>McRib only appears during times of economic hardship
>This correlates to points where bulk pork is cheap
>This somehow relates to downturns in the economy

*PRINT**PRINT* *PRINT* *PRINT* *PRINT* *PRINT*

GET INFLATED GET INFLATED GET INFLATED GET INFLATED GET INFLATED GET INFLATED

>>56320657
Its flat on no volume, thats bad news for all the bears that shorted at opening to drop it 0.6% they’re all about to get squeezed

>>56320669
by that logic it's a lagging indicator since
downturn > cheap pork > mcrib

>>56320683
Recessions are always backwards looking

>>56320677
They *were* stable in the red. Now they're dropping even further.

ishnallah tomorrow i will net even on uvxy allah albar

>>56320509
Actually... I just took another look at the earthquake. It happened right next to an US Navy munitions depot for submarines... I wonder if it was actually some kind of accident
The business and financial implications could be huge for the stock market tomorrow

>>56320559
lel what a fucking retard

>>56320688
First week trading? Being completely flat with no volume means everyone is sitting on the sides with cash waiting to buy the dip. It’s going to be a +2% day probably

>>56320559
>Christopher Columbus day you moron
only bond market is closed

>>56320710
You're laying it on a bit thick, don't you think?

>>56320664
I keep looking for a cap-weighted global Jew ETF with low management fees.

>>56320719
nope, look at the last few wars 2% is less than average but it always goes up after dipping in futures. But then, this is a small war. But hey, you want to short it, ill squeeze the last $50 out of your robinhood account and thank you for your donation

>>56320726
Try SPY

>>56320727
Look at futes again, glownigger. They're imploding now.

>futures

https://youtu.be/iy4WUVI7Lrw?si=_oE5ZZxtzTVKugwl

Well shit, guess WW3 is a thing now kek

I should have bought my puts Friday. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>56320738
>imploding
>still within the first candle
this is your first week trading isnt it? Lol

Alright smg, time for the ultimate question.
What is the most Jewish company in the world?

and no, the United States is not technically a company.

>>56320754
Technically the us government is a company

>>56320754
intel
takes govt money

>>56320749
Fucking diarrhea dump rotten asshole tier shilling. I can tell that this is starting to weigh on you and you're really not putting your heart into it anymore lmao. You lose, retard.

>>56320768
Lol, how much of your networth are you risking with your shorts? You should close them now and go long, you have been warned

>>56320703
I remember a schizo theory about there being submarine routes underneath the continental US

>>56320778
I'm about to be a multimillionaire thanks to your undermining of the US economy and electoral system. But the good thing about totalitarian shitholes is that they always collapse under the weight of their incompetence and stupidity.

>>56320788
WHAT
I never heard of that one and want to know more

>>56320791
hahaha okay bud, I tried to help, remember that when the glock is in your mouth

>>56320613
t. Vile Shlomo

>>56320788
That sounds super shizo. lol

>>56320671
A daring synthesis.

>>56320799
Do it, faggot. Quit pussy footing around and start the shooting war already. What are you, chicken?

am i going to be able to dump my weekly calls today?

they were up 100% at close and i didn't close...

>futures
God dammit I'm going to have to get up early to try and limit the damage...

>>56320788
>>56320796
>>56320807
Tell us more about this take. You have peaked my interest.

>>56320821
? The glock in your mouth is your own when you lose all of your money trying to short from here

>>56320837
>>56320838
Go looking at feb 24 2022 (ukraine invasion) futures were down 2% and finished up 3%. War is bullish

"Federal Reserve members to convene in emergency talks Monday, discussions shall commence with regard to the resumption of Quantitative Easing measures in light of the Israel/Palestine conflict as necessary steps shall be taken to ensure market stability."

Jerome Powell - "We have the tools and we are not afraid to use them, pump that shit".

>>56320858
Lol, pussy. Come and get me.

>>56320871
No one is coming to get you, just warning you not to short or you will lose everything

>>56320901
DO. IT.

>>56320901
>>56320912
no fighting in the fren place

>>56320914
Correct

>>56320917
>>56320912
>>56320901

>>56320919
Non-frens get the bop

>>56320914
>>56320917
>>56320919
>>56320927
I ain't afraid of no glowniggers. If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

>>56320932

>>56320932
>I ain't afraid of no glowniggers. If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

>>56319527
Defense Stocks will, THOUGH

Are the markets going to be niggerlicious or will they be the divine will?

If I get to be the spark that topples this regime, so be it. Freedom is more important.

>>56320942
we all return to crab

>>56320932
cease!

>>56320952
Give me liberty or give me death.

good news fellow jews, the bank of israel will do QE to provide liquidity

Oil stocks will still be red

>>56320956
Bad news, all the bankers got drafted.

>>56320971
Now that's what I call an overdraft

>>56320971
Well the expendable bankers anyway. The ones that actually run shit, nah

>>56320986
>LATEST: Israel's central bank says it will sell as much as $30 billion as part of a program to support markets following the attack by Hamas militants
-https://twitter.com/markets/status/1711245509476700597

>LATEST: Israel's central bank says it will sell as much as $30 billion as part of a program to support markets following the attack by Hamas militants
-https://twitter.com/markets/status/1711245509476700597

'Sell Rosh Hashanah, Buy Yom Kippur'

>>56320986
I am going to level your house in Gaza for that, Carlos, you Mexican Palestinian.

Did the 130$ a barrel oil chuds predict these events? How much worse are things gonna get before winter?

>>56321030
Let's just say if *Hezbollah* joins the party, get ready for double digit petrol prices.

Gonna seethe when markets are going to hugely overreact to a war that has been priced in since 1918. Gay ass fags. Might slurp some leveraged weapons etfs just to hedge

>>56320508
Still waiting for executives to throw themselves off of actual Wall Street buildings
Forgot where that one Wells Fargo guy offed himself last week or so

Dax is -1% wtf fucking kikes

>Exxon Mobil’s top shale exec arrested on sexual assault charge in Texas

I keep wanting to fomo or have regrets about missing things but
All i have is schizo economics and i swing trade, so news doesnt really matter

>>56321051
It's a nothingburger if they level Gaza and everyone moves on, which is very likely. The market is just pricing in a fractional chance that we're all gigafucked by Hezbollah and Iran joining, which'd fuck with the oil supply bigly.

>>56321070
I thought you wanted your shale execs to be good at getting into tight spaces??

>>56321051
Right? I will laugh my ass off as we pump good +5% this week on weak CPI and the fact that this "invasion" is in fact extremely bullish. Just fuckin watch the markets pump this week, it's gonna be glorious.
Interesting that copper is up. Almost as if these little events were bullish for the industry

>Futures

We are healing bros, crisis averted!

Are burger markets really closed?

To the anons who said that fuckery would be afoot the moment the Jew holidays came to and end, thank you. You are my greatest ally!

>>56321115
the candaian and asian ones

>>56321134
all well even the US are closed. it's going to be a shitty crab day

>>56321115
Canada is closed today, the US is open. It's cool-beanz bro

>>56321136
NYSE says it opens as usual.
https://www.nyse.com/markets/hours-calendars

>>56321111
Quads of truth, futas have never been so good

>>56319500
Eh.. Natgas is back? GG stockmarket

>>56319928
The cookie appears tobe store bought

>Oil SURGES to prices not seen since last wednesday

as an oil baggie I am underwhelmed

>>56321204
>Palestine and Israel
>both do nothing coutries
Yeah, gonna call a nothingburger on this. Markets will shrug this off at worst, at best lead to a kajigga bullrun.

>>56321207
>Implying the US will not serve and protect their masters

I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST

>>56321235
John F. Kennedy was overrated as a president.

I AM THE ANTICHRIST
I AM THE ANTICHRIST
I AM THE ANTICHRIST

IT'S OVER

What's the difference between a blockchain and chainlink

>>56320838
>>56320866
Futures are really irrelevant more often than not.

>>56321263
Chainlink will never reach 50 usd

1100 dead people in Israelfight? Wtf, I haven't watched the news. I didn't expect this many people to have died on the weekend there.

i can't believe chrischan finally got a boyfriend-free girl
it really is over

Ok, we pump later. Nothing happening

If you ain't slurping this dip, then you have learned nothing from last year. Any dip arising from a "war" is incredibly bullish

>>56321311
>straight from the elderly to little kids
wtf chrissu-chan no

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>BASF

Why did I fall for it

Man this winter is gonna suck, price of gas per gallon could rival the 1970's bullshit

>>56321386

>>56319500
WTF my broker doesn't allow me to trade crued oil and texas oill. Why?

>>56321386
I'm shorting DAX, but I'm pretty sure eventually this faggot Scholz will cave in and accept an "Industriestrompreis" (despite there being something similar but it restricts paying out dividends etc, which is why no company wants to use it). This makes it risky cause industry+chemicals will probably do a 5% on the news.

>>56321386
THe chemical sector in Germany is taking a huge pounding, much more than other sectors. It has yet to find a bottom so I wouldn't go near it. I have no idea how they plan to fix their shit because this sector is facing a huge crisis. Haha, good luck m8. Still, I believe in a huge Christmas rally so you might be able to offload those bags soon enough
>>56321392
It's fuckin 1°C (33,8 F) here wtf? It's typically around 8-12. I always go to an outside gym at 05.30 AM and bloody hell... well, it's not that bad but you get my point

>>56321057
That guy actually did that months ago and it was only reported on just recently. Seemed like an esoteric signal about the fate of wells fargo.

it's the US bond market which is closed today

>>56321422
Yeah you'd have to be a fool to buy a chemical company during a crisis in natural gas feedstock. BASF relied on cheap Btu's until about a year and a half ago. Now they're only left with high input costs, high labors costs, and high taxes. And they're forced to move their industry abroad, into better places like the USA

>>56321449
The gas crisis is long over though. That’s why I thought i bought the bottom

>>56319510
she looks like she will take everything and murder you in your sleep

>>56321455
EU natty prices will never go back to their lows again. LNG costs too much. What used to cost $2-3/mmBtu now costs at least $10/mmBtu. This has long term implications for the chemical industry in Europe, and for energy prices in general.

>>56321449
And reduced demand

>>56321455
There is still electricity which is too pricey for whatever reason.

>>56321455
Yeah but German energy policy has no sign of improving in the next decade.

>>56320788
>>56320796
>>56320807
>>56320851
Is this about the finger lakes thing?
It was on /pol/ for a while and talks about how the finger lakes area have the perfect geology for underground/underwater ravines and the finger lakes themselves are a part of a bigger ravine system that shows up on the surface
Schizos say Hunter Biden transports child sex slaves via submarine from Canada cause he has a tattoo of finger lakes on his back for some reason
:)

>>56321490
oh also the Bidens have property on the lakeside
https://www.syracuse.com/realestate-news/2016/08/house_of_the_week_joe_biden_neilla_hunter_cayuga_county_scipio.html

>>56321485
I fucking hate that shitstain of a country. Why are they running themselves into the ground like this? They used to be an industrial lighthouse

Sorry for the twitterpost, but wtf is his problem? Why the fuck does the US want China to make a statement to Israel conflict? What goes on in your mind to want others to take a side or say something explicitly etc if it has almost no relevance to you? how much of fuckin cocksuckers are the US towards Israel?

https://twitter.com/markets/status/1711290463351615735

>>56319760
Thursday is the day and Israel can't stop it

>>56321531
Thursday everything will pump on soft cpi

>>56321542
TTOO has earnings on Thursday, a whole month early because they're probably announcing merger

there is literally a meme ETF

>Roundhill MEME ETF is an exchange-traded fund that seeks to track the performance of the Solactive Roundhill Meme
Stock Index (the "Index"

>>56321386
>8% divvies

What are you complaining about

Shit, the ONLY fucking time I don't hold my UVXY thinking nothing will happen, because nothing ever happens, well guess what? it happened and lost 10% opportunity . FUCK

What does the market use to price bond etfs off of when bond markets are closed?

>>56321579
Dollars suck, why would you want divies(taxable)

>>56321579
>You could have 7% romanian bonds without going into negative and risking your money on some fartgas consoomer

>>56321503
They? Its all US orchestrated, their only fault is those retards voting in those US strawmans in the name of saving the earth

>>56321589
every month I eat some nuggies from my divies

Fellow American stock investors I am very angry! Joe Biden not good! It's Joever! Putin is be strong brave leader, ,much smart more smart than amerimutt shit west people. I will go Russia make traditional family, make traditional russian family values, we all christians. I am very very angry all the time we needs be very angry.

>>56321511
Israel has not yet learned how to be multicultural. And I think Hamas are going to be part of the throes of that transformation, which must take place. Israel is not going to be the monolithic society that they were in the last century. Hamas are going to be at the center of that. It's a huge transformation for Israel to make. They are now going into a multicultural mode and Hamas will be resented because of our leading role. But without that leading role, and without that transformation, Israel will not survive.

What cheapie israel stock should I buy to become wealthy and support their sandnigger genocide?

>>56321656
Non. Israel is going to be eradicated. Not that anybody cares what happens with subhuman from the Levantine

>>56321659
>Israel is going to be eradicated
Kek, I am pretty sure we will see the collapse of Egypt, Jordan or Syria even before Israel is even close to losing 5% of its territory

>>56321511
They really don't need to make a statement given their treatment of muslim populations that still happens to this day. Frankly I think they're just Gaddafi-pilled about the whole situation and hate any and all religion or wars in the name of it, but some kind of condemnation of what happened is something a lot of people would want to see.
>>56321634
Kek

>>56320153
if it breaks north, go long. If it breaks south, go short. Nobody Knows which way it will break. But you can profit anyway if you do it right.

>tfw my broker doesn't let me short the Israeli shekel

all my oil companies are pumping again

>>56321634
This but unironically.

we getting paid tanker chads

https://www.reuters.com/markets/deals/euronav-says-shareholders-cmb-frontline-reach-deal-acquisition-2023-10-09/

>>56321665
Why do you want others to explicitly condemn something? You are essentially suspecting them to not to. You mistrust them. Why would I comply then if I was in that role? Fuck you for wanting me to say something because you assume/suspect me to think otherwise and then call me out on not saying it as if you were right all along. It's the same as in a copsituation "Show us what is in your pockets or do you have to hide something? If you don't have to hide something, you can simply show us".
I'm not your puppet or slave. The US truly never learns.

>>56321694
Bruh you mistake me for being some kind of bioluminescent melanin-enriched individual. I don't care if China doesn't say shit or if they do pick a side, I was just explaining why I think they do what they do. They're their own country and people and can do what they like.

>>56321624
Well I can't argue with that, just sauce em up right. Honey mustard is always a winner.

>>56321663
Its going to be mutual eradication, and you should go back there to die instead of hiding in the west, coward

ok bros tell me where have you made money in the last two weeks.

no bobos pls since im not allowed to short.

>>56321716
>You
That you is a generalization, it's not specifically meant YOU. I meant somebody with it. I'm just used to say you as in "somebody".

This gap up in crude is FAKE and GAY, this gap will be closed during the week

>>56321688
Wtf is his problem

fucking buy oil and short spy u bitch basterds

does israel happenings move the "american" market??1

>>56321759
I get it I just figured I'd clarify instead of being an asshole or not saying anything. Chuck Schumer is a meme and I hate that fat fuck for being dumb about guns so I don't blame anyone for not giving him a response on any topic on those grounds alone, but from Chinas perspective they gain the most by just staying out of things and not making a statement either way.

>>56321852
If anything it'll probably mean a green day today

>>56321867
could be some oh vey red days since terrible antisemitism going on. from the bank hebrews

>>56321852
Bro this isn't a happening. Hamas has been attacking Israel for fucking years. This is such dumb shit. You should have put quotations around "happenings."

>>56321875
>he didn't see the reports of congress longing MIC and cybersecurity stocks
You're not entirely wrong but for today at least I'm expecting green. Markets generally rally a bit when war starts kicking off historically, the red days come after the initial uplift.

>>56321729
>Its going to be mutual eradication
>Nuclear power against dumb goat fuckers with 70 IQ
>Mutual eradication
Holy mother of kek. Not even if Iran entered in the war outright would the goat fuckers stand a chance. Goat fuckers are incredibly incompetent and can't operate a modern military as has been shown multiple times

>>56320134
Didn’t it turn into purple biotech or something?? Israel pharma company pumping and dumping. Whodathunkit

>>56321900
I respect your chutzpah in making things up from nothing.

>>56321938
If we're talking indexes then that's true, if we're talking individual stocks that people would be likely to dogpile into when war starts happening it's the opposite. I don't invest in indexes or etf's and I don't try to profit off wars but if I were a carpetbagger I would be dogpiling aforementioned stocks and staying out of the indexes and etf's to avoid the broader pullback.
>tl;dr it's more complicated than that data would suggest

>>56321930
Iran has the bomb since July

>>56321953
>Defence companies go bullish with war
What an incredible take anon. Show us your ways!

>>56321654
Lol

>>56321938
Bro there are way more terrorist attacks than that with green days that happened. This is dumb shit.

Me, an intelligent investor, just continuing to DCA into COST, MSFT, V, PEP, JNJ, O, and UNH.

>>56322046
>>56321953
>trust me bro

>>56321938
assasinations one day events. very hebrew market behaviour

>>56322061
>1 post by IP hopping Kurdish bastard
>Please buy my bags
Go to the middle east and die

Long or nothing for me today. The gapdown from the kike puppet masters of the European open is a mistake.

>>56322066
>This small chart has all the wars and terrorist attacks ever and totally isn't a Bobo cherrypicked dumbass analysis

Bears, fucked.

>>56322091
None of those are bags. You’re so bad at this

> futures

Mumus went long before close last friday

Thats it, im going into cash

>>56322175
VAE VICTIS MUMU

>>56321328
There’s no profit anywhere on this picrel, it even says spending. Who trusts this government? I hate the fed but I trust them more than this current administration

Anon bobo who shorted NVDA at $455 should be eating good rn

>>56320259
This has much deeper implications for the region. Israel isn't going to feel safe until they add Gaza, the west Bank, Lebanon, southern Syria, northern Jordan and some of Saudi Arabia to their territory.

>>56322211
Checked. This baggot is familiar with the plan.

Wow imagine unironically thinking that this shit matters. Lmao. First Israel Palestine kerfluffle, babies?

How can the wall street journal report Iran is behind the attack on Israel, when Antony Blinken came out and said they didn't do it?

>>56322160

New thread for you idiots

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>>56322290

Penny stocks are really some disgusting scammy shit. How can something listed on the nasdaq literally scam its fucking investors?