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>The year is 2025
>Sex robots have replaced all biological women
>AI chatbots shill each other shitcoins at the speed of light
>An elite class of jewish cyborgs run the planet with a firm but fair hand
>1 XRP is worth 1 space blowjob
>ChainLink is still below ICO price
>Lightning Network is still in development
>BCash is forgotten after Roger Ver is completely paralyzed in a jujitsu move gone wrong
>BitBean actually solved the scaling problem and became world currency

>> No.5630506

>there is a rumor going around that OMG will Partner with JewCorp. Jun was filmed skateboarding in their parking lot

>> No.5630533

>Food Stamps are replaced by STOX

>> No.5630594

>there are 114,564,239 different cryptocurrencies

>> No.5630704

Normies are literally going out of their ways to buy this shit. Get rekt, BZC is the only one they'll buy for fun.

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5631363

>>5630419
>>ChainLink is still below ICO price

>> No.5631404

>>5630533
Kek

>> No.5631519

>>5630419
>Sia and Storj combine forces to host the entirety of known data to the human race
>Iota and Substratum have expanded a decentralized nano-web to provide the entire solar system with Internet
>Wraith protocol still unreleased

>> No.5632493
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>Roger Ver has moved on twice since BCH and is now shilling for Bitcoin Pay, which is like BCH but with Segwit
>ETH blocks every 2 seconds, each with 2 billion gas; only 15 nodes remain
>BTC still has 1 MB blocks; unsure how to scale, open to ideas tho
>MuskCoin, backed by digital Tesla Preorders, becomes the 500th coin to surpass VISA in tx/s

>> No.5632807

>>5631363
Bro i died lmao