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JOE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN

IRISH TRAVELER PRESIDENT

BUY MY BONDS

>>56302872
>>56302857

You should feel bad not because you lost money, but because you are a horrible human being and you placed an Idol like Donald Trump before God and your own Countrymen. Fuck you, you deserve everything coming to you.

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>>56302865
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>56301835

>no links
>no previous thread
JANNIES

>>56302865
HEY BOBO
I GOT YOUR LUNCH FOR YOU

>>56302865
See, told ya everything was fine

not so fast bobo

>>56302865
Our time is coming, r-right, R-RIGHT bobros?

Take me down to the Big Bear City where the meat is sweet and drenched in honey

>>56302904
This week is still a 2 down baring a close below 431

WOW I'M SO HAPPY I'M MAKING MONEY TODAY THAT I HAVE TO GLOAT ON THE INTERNET TO ALL THE /POL/ MAGAS WHO DARED BET AGAINST THE BIDEN ECONOMY

>the absolute state of nu/smg/
The federal government has become an ontological evil.

>>56302872 (Cross-thread)
>>56302857 (Cross-thread)

You should feel bad not because you lost money, but because you are a horrible human being and you placed an Idol like Donald Trump before God and your own Countrymen. Fuck you, you deserve everything coming to you.

>>56302914
*Above

>>56302880
All his children are married to jews lol

>>56302919
>this buttangry
Dropping the caps just to lmao at you, actual buttangry glowfaggot piece of shit. I hope you get sent to Ukraine and die (you won't because that would require you not being a coward).

>>56302882
I did, and every day I check the price I hear Aerie from Baldurs Gate 2 voice say, Oh... I... I need some healing... Oh, it hurts so much!
Every day.

Yields...

>>56302919
>state of nu/smg/
We lost all of our big hitters. Just faux traders and 3fig portfolios, shitposting to ups and downs.

AT LEAST WE DON'T HAVE MARKET SETPOINTS LIKE CHINA RIGHT GUYS
THIS IS JUST BECAUSE THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT IS DOING SUCH A GREAT JOB
OUR MILITARY IS EVEN SUPERIOR TO PRIVATE SECTOR AND EVERYTHING

>>56302939
I know brother I know.

>>56302921
You're so full of hate

>>56302939
I've got $15,000 in my portfolio and I'm up 70% ytd because I don't listen to retarded bears

VGT chads, how are we feeling?

>>56302939
They've unrionically been targeted by the psychotic feds and trannies that are trying to shut down these threads.

>>56302916
This but unironically

>>56302872
>>56302857

You should feel bad not because you lost money, but because you are a horrible human being and you placed an Idol like Donald Trump before God and your own Countrymen. Fuck you, you deserve everything coming to you.

>>56302964
I KNOW, ANON, EXCEPT YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY MAKING MONEY BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A BORN FOLLOWER TO EVER BEAT THE MARKET EVER
EVERYTHING ELSE THOUGH

it's ironically over for the bears.

>>56302955
youre all just a magnet for trolls. Traders are fucking retarded I swear

>>56302969
>trying to hide his namefagging
lole

>>56302936
he finally made it
is it time?

>>56302882
Why would I buy US treasuries when Turky's bonds have a nearly 10% yield?

>>56302976
Like I said: trannies.

>>56302872
>>56302857

You should feel bad not because you lost money, but because you are a horrible human being and you placed an Idol like Donald Trump before God and your own Countrymen. Fuck you, you deserve everything coming to you.

The Bond Vigilantes are cumming!!!!!!!!

>>56302988
Replace turkey with mexico

Hey MUMUs, can you please throw me a crumb or two? Just a lil scrap is all...

>>56302875
noooo I need a link to boomer definitions of dividend investing

>>56302996
>got embarrassed and backtracked
Double lole

>>56303000
Well you can always short whatever Cathie Wood is buying I guess

>>56302970
I do ok. This is just my tax free. Now call me a fed larp because you can never be wrong, schizo.

>>56302987
I sure hope so, 5% for the 30Y sounds like a nice number for bonds to rally from

What a disgusting mentally ill man.

>>56303003
ANON THEY NEED *SOME* WAY TO PRETEND THEY'RE NOT CLEARLY A NET DRAIN ON THE PLANET IN EVERY CONCEIVABLE WAY
THERE HAS TO BE *SOMETHING* THEY GET TO DO

>>56302939
I have seen some 7 or even 8 figure port anons post here and anytime someone asks what their position is they never answer.

>>56303008
no the angry boomer schizo jannie banned my other ips but he doesnt know I have literally a million IP's so I can troll him all I want.

>>56303020
That’s a picture of my son.

>>56303014
OH WOW I GUESS IT PAYS TO BE A GOOD GUY AFTER ALL
I STAND CORRECTED! I SHOULD HAVE SOUGHT UPWARD MOBILITY THROUGH GLOWFAGGOTRY I GUESS I AM THE DUMMY!

>>56303020
WHAT A TINY JPG

>brand new AI slop generator right as the shilling hits overdrive
what a wild coincidence

Yep, we're officially back. Recession cancelled. Pile into REITs.

>>56302865
>Based af bull Chad title
Bears never stood a chance.

>>56303027
>dear diary, today janny was not a tranny

>algos absolutely BTFO
feels good brothers

>>56303025
I've seen them too, but when the market goes up 1.5% in a day, they brag about making an unrealized $5k that day, but you see their giant portfolios only go up like .02%

>>56302999
Lol talk about an inverted yield curve.

Textbook head and shoulders on the S&P. You know what that means

>>56303044
I hate pajeets as much as the next guy, I’m just tired of seeing a thousand pics of AI Indians covered in human shit on every board.

>>56303050
>Pile into REITs.
Fed posting bot is back

So what's going on, are we going to break 4320 or not?

>>56303043
It's all that's in the archives. I have the rest of his doxx too though. I suggest his merry band of faggots FUCK OFF from /smg/ if he doesn't want it all over 4channel.

WOW IT'S JUST WALL TO WALL GOOD GUYS IN HERE

>>56303070
REITs are the next best asset after government bonds. I mean, who in the heck doesn't pay their mortgage?

>>56302875
>never clicks any of the links
you didn't have a quality post to make anyway

>>56303066
I don’t understand how jobs are strong, bonds jump all over, while indexes go straight up.

>>56303074
w-would she think i'm a loser if she notices my boner...

>>56303091
I've lost more money on REITs than anything else

I DID SO WELL ON THE MARKET TODAY I WENT ON THE INTERNET AND AGGRESSIVELY MENACED PEOPLE FOR DISLIKING FASCISM TO CELEBRATE

>>56303091

you know shit must be really bad and close to a systemic risk event when the shills come pouring out of the woodwork

>>56302988
do you understand what yield is

>>56303091
People that lose their jobs, get a divorce, get arrested, get in a car wreck, etc etc

>Cramer says investors should stick with oil firm Pioneer amid deal report
fuck fuck fuck fUCK FUCK FUCK WHY WHY WHYYY SHUT THE FUCK UP CRAMER YOU ARE GOING TO JINX IT AGAIN

>>56303100
THEY'RE USING GAME THEORY FORCE INDEPENDENT TRADERS BACK INTO THE TRADITIONAL LABOR POOL SO THEY CAN JON A UNION FOR THE PRESIDENT TO NEGOTIATE AGAINST RIGHT BEFORE A SPEECH ABOUT HOW GREAT IT IS TO HAVE LOW UNEMPLOYMENT

>>56303114
clearest signal i have seen in a very very very long time.

any sloppers?

>>56302988
Some Anon said Saudi was near 10%. That one I would of bought, but it’s just 5.5.

>>56303119
It's the money they pay you when the bond matures written as an annualized rate isn't it?

>>56303100
>I don’t understand how jobs are strong
they arn't, just wait for the 60 day revisions.

>>56303126
wtf is this real?

>>56303126
it'll be fine. he is right all the time now
>Jim Cramer Predicts Potential Stock Market Rally Triggered By Jobs Report: 'Certainly Have Plenty Of Tinder'

>>56303130
I need to learn how to block people on a iPad. I bet this place becomes bearable.

How many bearniggers fell for the trap at open today? You can be honest this is a safe space.

>>56303147
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/10/06/cramer-says-investors-should-stick-with-oil-firm-pioneer.html
YES
>>56303149
I should get some puts.

>>56303145
I thought they have been revising up as of late?

>release good data
>market pumps
>revise two months later
>marked doesn't dump as much as it would have

Is this the new meta?

>>56303154
>THIS IS HOW PEOPLE BEHAVE WHEN THEY MAKE MONEY AS OPPOSED TO HOW THEY BEHAVE WHEN THEY'RE JUST ASSHOLES AND COPS

>>56303138
its the difference between what you pay and what it is called at, or matures at, plus the coupons you collect along the way.
would you want a 12% turkish bond trading at 33 that will likely never make its next coupon payment at all, or would you want a 1% US bond trading at 65 that's AAAA-rated?

>>56302880
here we go again I missed this

>>56303074
BUILT FOR BBC

>>56303130
>>56302872
>>56302857

You should feel bad not because you lost money, but because you are a horrible human being and you placed an Idol like Donald Trump before God and your own Countrymen. Fuck you, you deserve everything coming to you.

I'm on to your little operation, jannie. I'll be talking to the real glowies about this one. lets see how the SEC feels about you running a market manipulation board.

>>56303114
It is.

>>56303163
>Is this the new meta?
>the new meta?
>new meta?
>new
Lol, no definitely not last 3 years though, yes.

>>56303157
meant the penguin gif

Buy DRV

>Wannabe jannie/wannabe glowie threatening the real jannies that work for moderators hired by real glowies
Top kek

>>56303194
I think it’s fake? I’m an expert and You can tell by the pixel their.

>>56303176
If we close above 4340 i'm going to be very happy

>YOU BETTER WATCH OUT, I WORK FOR THE REAL JANNIE WHO WORKS FOR THE MODERATOR WHO WORKS FOR THE GLOWIE WHO WORKS FOR THE AGENCY WHO WORKS FOR THE BANKS

>>56303079
Wait who is that
Putscuck?

>>56303216
looks real enough to me

Also we seem to have picked up a lot of retards here more than usual
Finally, dump into close
Back to 4270

Is KO going out of business?

>>56303103
were you chasing yield?

>glowtranny heemed again
JANNIES = GODS

>>56303100
>885,000 full time jobs lost
>but there were a lot of part time jobs so its ok
who told you this was "strong"

The Golden Bullrun never ends.

So it took XOM making an offer for pioneer for the market to reevaluate producers. Which naturally it did after oil corrected. Thanks I guess.

>>56303273
Not great, not terrible

Is there any book I should read to understand stock markets and/or finance generally? This has been one of those mental stumbling blocks of mine for years now. Especially when it's time to go to derivative-land.

I just can't help but get the feeling that all of pricing, finance, is hyperstition, that there's really no point in studying the mechanics of it, because none of it is actually Real. Further, a lot of the financial advice rolling around seems really outdated, applicable to older times. I'd love to be proven wrong.

As I become more of a real adult and a real person, I really should get a coherent understanding of money.

I have 130 IQ per SAT score mean-regressed so recommend accordingly.

it's almost the weekend
the market is pumping
but i sense a rugpull
i'm thinking of jumping

>>56303079
>>56303235
Hahaha. Holy schizo! Some time back in the winter I was posting and some schizo kept saying I was a glowie so I jokingly said I was a tranny glowie paying for my sex change. You thought it was real, and have been posting about it 8 months later? And think it’s evidence? Hahahahaha!
You dumb autistic fuck. Please post the conversation, take me back.

>>56303154
he thinks this is a bear trap

>>56303273
You would think that the 30 million military age men that Biden brought as the replacement Americans.. I mean NEW Americans that illegally invaded the country. Figured there would be more jobs... Odd. Furthermore, how hard will they be revised in 60 days?

The bottom is in, buy with massive amounts of leverage

>>56303273
>part time jobs
People can barely afford to live on full time jobs lol
How TF are part-time jobs supposed to help
Fucking mumoids not even once
Sometimes I can't tell if these cunts are seething about how the market is about to die or if they're just this oblivious and stupid
Could be both desu

>>56303304
BUY BUY BUYYYY REDDIT BUY

>>56303295
I'll be honest, I just buy the tickers my broker's homepage shows as the most down for the day.

>>56303312
because there are no more fulltime jobs... that started with Obummercare

>>56303154
Not the time to dance, mumoid. Or I guess it is. You should dance. You should get euphoric as possible. Now is not the time for fear.

>>56303295
Its not real because of the high degree of market manipulation by the government

>BOIL "silently" up 30% in the last 5 days
I know you've been posting natty gas anons, but nobody is paying attention

>>56303323
And that's fucking bearish but okay

>>56303295
>I just can't help but get the feeling that all of pricing, finance, is hyperstition, that there's really no point in studying the mechanics of it, because none of it is actually Real. Further, a lot of the financial advice rolling around seems really outdated, applicable to older times. I'd love to be proven wrong.
I came to the conclusion some years ago that it's mostly chaos and the only way to trade effectively is long term DCA or short term swings based on TA alone. When I say TA alone I mean it. NO news. NO fundamentals. NO interpretation of said fundamentals and NO attempting to anticipate price action based on fundamentals. Do not play earnings. Do not try to scalp around FOMC. These are easy ways to beheem thyself thoroughly and irrevocably.

>>56303322
I'll be honest too, that sounds like something only brand new traders would do, but regardless, I hope it works for you fren

buy in October and go away
this is financial schizo advice

>>56303322
I've heard worse ideas

Glowies astroturf for the SPX and it rallies

but they don't pump bonds or TLT

>>56303312
>>56303323
I don’t know much about you, but I know your poor and uneducated. Wish you’d stop shitting up my board with your 2 more weeks till Armageddon bullshit. Least have a single tangible win of a degree, wealth, even a hot gf, before talking like a expert.

>>56303326
>Now is not the time for fear.
Bobo I know you are being ironic but once you figure out that the guy you were making fun of was actually right you will feel really stupid.

>>56303286
just goes to show, money talks. Follow the big boss.

it should drop anytime now but it just keeps going up
guess i'll just alt tab until 2pm and short into the weekend

>>56303354
So is it Oct to April?
>>56303343
WAGMI

>>56303295
Step 1: Have insider info
Step 2: Trade accordingly

This is pretty much the only way to beat index funds unless you are extremely lucky

>>56303362
soo companies were not changing all their positions to part time because then they were not forced to provide health care because that what obummercare mandated?

you have the memory of a goldfish, that is not everyone elses problem.

>>56303295
>Further, a lot of the financial advice rolling around seems really outdated, applicable to older times. I'd love to be proven wrong.
We're about to find out soon methinks. Qll the euphoric permabulls keep saying the bond market doesn't matter and that we're in a new paradigm.

>>56303362
Can you leave /smg/
I can tell you transplanted yourself here from useless shithole like WSB
No one is as gormless and fuckwit as you here

>>56303322
probably much better odds then a coin. I hope this works.

>>56303336
Yep. I bought the ARX and TOU dip. Sitting pretty on these natty beauties

>>56303302
i think they will be revised into oblivion. i think as much as 60% of those part-time jobs will vanish.

>>56303370
It seems too obvious, so I won't short til we have two crab days, if we crab Mon and Tues I will go probably short Tuesday before the bell closes

>calls up bigly today
>want to roll them for more leverage to ride the trend
>bought them with unsettled cash though
>cannot sell until Monday without violating
I AM BEING PHYSICALLY DETAINED AGAINST MY WILL BY THE GOD DAMN BABYSITTERS AT THE SEC

>>56303312
>muh mumus
who says the stock market is going to go down just because that jobs report is rotten? you're just as bad as that other yahoo.

>>56303340
This, people who desperatly want to know WHY the market is doing things will never make any money, just choose a couple of simple setups and become good at trading them

>>56303295
if you want to understand options, read "Options as a Strategic Investment" McMillan 5th edition -- you can find the 4th edition on pirate sites, but it will not include section on VIX which is valuable
watch every video on this channel as well (for options)
https://www.youtube.com/@tastyliveshow
if you want to understand the mindset of a trader, read, or listen to "Reminiscences of a Stock Operator" 1923
https://youtu.be/7DMWgAdomr0
if you want to understand better principles for investing, read all that Peter Lynch has put out
"One Up on Wall Street" "Beating the Street" "Learn to Earn"
if you want a better understanding of how "it really works" or at least, tell people that you do with pseud knowledge, read "Alchemy of Finance" by Soros
some helpful links for newfags
http://www.traders-library.com/Trading%20Books/
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1x39FWrPO0wWnq9RkTFf_ax8LtlyPc_zq
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1LXV4CyidSa1vZuClEEILtX2KV9EYMI_k
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1srTNFyeXxOyL0LiaDlB6DJNwMs8nhyCw
pay it forward

>>56303387
True, but in 2017. Plus been on the website since 2008. Unlike yourself you obvious 2020 poltard immigrant. Lost the election, and went out to shit up other places.
>>56303385
Do you have over 10k, a degree, or a gf? Or are you a Obama obsessed 30 yrold loser who’s parents cry every time they pass your room, parasite.

MARA bottomed out. Buy now for 100% gain eoy.

>>56303397
There needs to be a few days of "maybe it's going to be ok after all" strength before it's time to go short

>>56303402
Another transplant. Leave. We can tell who is a regular here by their posting style, even without their name or trip.

>>56303362
We know its you glowie

>>56303403
I agree but I still want to know why.

the pumping will continue until morale improves

100% accurate this year. Pray to Yahweh.

>>56303413
>Do you have over 10k, a degree, or a gf?
Kek you dumbfuck. No one who has been here as long as you claim is that crass to discuss their NW with some low IQ tool. Leave.
Btw Trump is a zioshit, I was happy he lost.

>>56303437
this. When morale has improved, it's time to pull the rug

>>56303421
Yes yes, to pay for my sex change. I went over this. What fed doesn’t shit post from a iPad.
>>56303299

>>56303413
How cute... you lost an argument so hard you will be thinking about my words all day- and now you are being an ad homo.
>They are not sending their best today

Can someone explain to me what the fuck is going on with the dividend yield on ZIM?

I'm seeing sites report it at like 150% but that can't possibly be true

>>56303295
You have to think in analog if you aren’t at a derivatives desk

Upon mid day review II had to pull the plug. Returned to /cashgang/ and shall await the next go around. Breddy gud short on this one. My first profit take was nicely timed right near the local bottom.

>>56303295
>I have 130 IQ per SAT score mean-regressed so recommend accordingly.
based on this fact, on the questions you asked and how you worded them, this is the book you need. you are a fully propagandized useful idiot, brokerages and investment banks live and breathe by collecting vast sums of money from everyone in your cohort, you are wildly overconfident despite the lack of even a very basic understanding of the world around you
you should have said you had a 95 IQ it'd be less embarrassing. a smart person with a lower IQ would be comfortable simply saying "well, i don't know anything yet" instead of awkwardly bandying around terminology they're not familiar with in a futile attempt to avoid looking transparent.
good luck bud

>>56302987
We need another version of yields graphs but its with a girl that has massive chounyuu tits that are so big they spread out and rest on the line kek

>>56303443
Crass? What the fuck are you even saying povertyfuck. >>56303014
And yea I bet after being a big gullible dumb Simp in 2017 you were glad. That’s why you immigrated to be a big dumb gullible Simp elsewhere.
Seriously, you have nothing to offer anyone, but retarded bitter takes.

>>56303464
Looks like they jizzed away all of their cash to shareholders with high divvies, and have cut dividends to zero in the past two quarters. Income has also crashed so P/E is below 1 due to previous quarters weighing into the calc

>>56303455
>So that’s a no
LOL

>>56303420
hm yeah guess that's technically true i'm not "regular" i'm >>56303025 except 6 not 7

>>56303295
reminiscences of a stock operator

>>56303443
>trump is a zioshit
So is the glowtranny kek

>TOTAL BOBO DEATH.
KILL BOBO.
>BEHEAD BOBO.
ROUNDHOUSE KICK A BOBO INTO THE CONCRETE.
>SLAM DUNK A BOBO INTO THE TRASHCAN.
CRUCIFY FILTHY BOBOS

>>56303494
I was going to say that. It’s from a totally different era but still good.

I was over at my dad's house the other day helping with some household chores. He lives in a pretty rural area of a very red state. At the end of the day we went to one of the nearby country bars. It's the kind of place that farmers, truckers, and the working class go to unwind.

Joe Biden was on the TV and the local gun store owner said,

"You know what? He ain't so bad. The economy is recovering, nobody's rioting, and we're standing up on the world stage again. Can't believe I'm saying this but Joe Cool has got my vote next year."

I looked around and all I saw were heads nodding in agreement. I ever heard a few calls of "Yessir" and "Damn straight" from the men around me.

>>56303485
>Crass? What the fuck are you even saying povertyfuck
Ah, you're ESL too. Probably the toejeet.
It's okay, Google works as a dictionary too and it's free. Imagine being this insecure, Indian and broken to constantly try and bait people into discussing their NW with you.

lol if we break out of this triple top we will rip into power hour

>>56303455
We must be losing their interest for them to be allowing such a laughably pathetic trainee shill

>>56303486
Oof baboof. I don't make fun of people on /smg/, but SA's baggies are delicious.

>>56303501
kek

>>56303477
some stocks have reached the bottom already, spy may fall a bit further coming week still

ko for example is a great pick, googl made it back to ath already it seems


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMPK2vNXr-E

>>56303513
You know it's over when they stop bothering with propaganda.

>>56303498
Good... More confidence. Become more bullish. Become excited. Become convinced. Euphoric. Overextended. Overleveraged.

Accelerate.

Then dump.

>>56303504
I get the meaning, I don’t think you understand what it means. As again, you obviously don’t have a degree, your friends who do laugh at you, if you have any, and funniest of all, you are to embarrassed to talk about what a poor fuck you are. lol, LMAO even.

>>56303515
lol yes SA is a riot to watch. both stone fox and henrik alex are top tier shitters

>>56303532
You talk like an eternally butthurt and mentally ill Muttmerican

>>56303532
Someones mad

>>56303527
Yep, I guess I'll see you in the camps during the 2025 kangaroo court fema camp show trials

>>56303531
>DEFECATE IN A BOBO'S FOOD
LAUNCH BOBOS INTO THE SUN.
>STIR FRY BOBOS IN A WOK.
TOSS BOBOS INTO ACTIVE VOLCANOES.
>URINATE INTO A BOBO'S GAS TANK.
JUDO THROW BOBOS INTO A WOOD CHIPPER.
>TWIST BOBOS IN HALF.
CURB STOMP PREGNANT BOBOS.

>>56303074
britbongs explain yourself, NOW

>>56303513
The thing about becoming so politically and morally corrupt is that you cannot hire competency anymore. You have to hire for corruption, so we have this low level shilling that does more damage then good. Funny part is the corruption and lack of skills sets is now at even the highest of their hierarchy.

>>56303505
>we broke out
its happening

>>56303543
3rd world poorfag, hahahaha. So I make more in a year than you do in your entire life. It all makes sense now. Too funny. Crass, hahahaha.

>>56302936
kek

did the eternal bullrun begin??

>>56303532
What happened to your namefag ways? It was easy to block you. You’re annoying as fuck. I rarely come here anymore and saw you this morning, and you’re still doing the same shit? Are you coked out? Whatever see ya next week possibly /smg/ have a good weekend

>>56303549
No, I think you poor, uneducated, poltard immigrants are hilarious. I am to you what you are to pajeets. Imagine them kvetching. That’s how I see you.

The great dead cat bounce of our generation has just started, it will be violent and it will be all the way just shy of reaching the moon.

>>56303570
Genuine fed. They're all over 4chan and they stick out like a sore thumb.

>>56303591
I'm ready. It's going to be a glorious short opportunity.

>>56303570
There’s a lot more than 1 person who hates you dumb fucks. Please, fuck off retard.

>>56303564
>So I make more in a year than you do in your entire life.
Kek, what's your NW? You're so asshurt that I'm considering just telling you mine in dollar value as it will be far more than yours.

>>56303603
bots dont count.

>>56303588
>No, I think you poor, uneduca-ACK!

>>56303603
Same to you, pig.

>>56303602
not yet, be patient. stay frosty bobo.

WFC is up almost 1.3%. Should I buy more LEAP puts or hold off.

Imagine being this asshurt at randos in a thread where the ids only last until the next thread
How the fuck is this migamut this emotionally invested into /smg/ I don't get it
Is baggot having an epic meme kikefit today

>>56303594
Ah that makes sense. Have a good weekend man

>>56303628
>retard actually forgets what he's doing in the middle of his post
>it's because he's such a spiteful dickhead

>>56303607
Your worth fuck all faggot and we both know it. Poor, uneducated, sexless, brown or worse, slav.

h-hey guys what if we started talking about stocks and discuss trading strategies and our own analysis of market moves instead of trannies and race?

>>56303628
yes... let us wait until there are no bears in sight first.

>>56303645
Slava cuckraini!

>>56303642
?

>>56302919
Everyone wanted /biz/ to be nu-/pol/ so bad they decided to raid the place

>>56303603
Like who, schizo? Your other IPs?

>>56303645
>brown or worse, slav
Wow so hateful

Look at this fucking play, $3 to $190…. Imagine buying a bunch of $3 in the morning calls holy shit

I will map out all those old lines this weekend. Bumping us up into the previous structure. Should be fun but all the TLS will remain. We will have all the areas of confluence monday by open.

>>56303657
>1pbtid
There it is!

>>56303660
Holy fuck I wish kek

>were going to hit 4350 today
jfc

>>56303644
Maybe we would if thay annoying faggot would quit shitting up every fucking thread

>>56303660
I've lost so much fucking money on short term SPY options.

>>56302916
Those people have 3 figure portfolios that's why they want a crash

>>56303657
>It's because one day for no reason at all, they decided to hate us and raid us because they hate our freedoms.
Definitely not because they are hyper focused on the market because financial reasons and can see the bullshit and lies happen in real time...

>>56303658
>>56303651
>>56303613
So we agree, Slavs and browns deserve the bullet?!
>>56303611
Do your parents know you have a hard drive full of Tranny cartoon pics on the computer they bought you?

>>56303660
$211 now

HAPPY SUKKOT EVeRYBODY

Buy you fools!

>>56303677
idk if I'd bet on it.

>>56303699
incredible.

it just keeps going up and up wtf

>>56303694
2 more weeks! You won’t be the retarded laughing stock of your “peers”. Markets will crash and you won’t be bottom wrung material.

alright I give up, buying calls now!

It's baggot having a kikefit, I'm 80% sure. Or just some wsb refugee who is going mental because he's down big. No one is this emotionally invested into /smg/.

>>56303695
>Do your parents know yo-ACK!

>>56303699
My time machine didn't alert me this morning or I wouldve snagged as many as the mms would sell me

>>56303724
Kek, based

>>56303699
If you had $30k, you’d have $2.1m

>>56303639
Because that magafaggot is also the jannie . hes losing control of his market manipulation board and also losing a ton of money. he's fucked. probably hasnt paid his taxes in years.

>>56303727
Bonds were at 4.8 though, didn’t make sense. This is a technical gamma squeeze

Playboy is constantly being pumped back up to 0.65. Is it over?

>>56303721
An oldfag upset that you eternally wrong poltard immigrants would be. This place helped me become a millionaire. Pissed it’s now replaced with dumb gullible 2 more weeks faggots like you.

>>56303750
Yea something is being squeezed alright

>bottom-ticked MARA
i am literally making it. this is actually the Big One

>>56303757
Why would a faggot care about playboy?
>>56303736
Based!

>>56303719
>2 more weeks!
Tumor weeks, enjoy them.

>>56303766
>This place helped me become a millionaire
Sure, that's why you're here mutt-screeching and being mentally ill at randos. Totally believable.

Think it's time to go long gold miners.

I guess in 11 minutes, we're going to see how committed the bulls are to the run today.

>>56303799
shhhh im selling off first for profits don't tell them

>>56303799
I look forward to death, it sounds relaxing.

>>56303797
you are correct.

>>56303794
You dump poverty foreign fuck. I’m worth more than your joke family line. Thank god you’ll be the genetic dead end to it.
>>56303014

>>56303757
Playboy died with Hugh as far as I'm concerned.

>>56303783
>>56303816
>Why would a faggot care about playbo-ACK!

>>56303812
A lot of the world treats it like a happy thing for that reason

>>56303816
No! My CIA iPads dying. Well, have a good weekend gents!
Dec 1st will be down 7% from here, crab till May, than go time!

metals are recovering already but oil is surprisingly weak. The worst worst case scenario for oil is to go down back to $45 barrel longer term, as dyx have its 2nd run already

dyx is mostly eur/usd, which in usd will be hyper strong

but 2nd biggest is usd/jpy, whereas jpy will be hyper strong

>>56303816
Do a backflip off a bridge, no one cares about your JavaScript skills

Oilchads, we’re so back

>>56303869
Kek

>>56303865
give it some time. Natgas strength is a clear indicator that the energy long is on, and oil not only holding very well but is also beginning to coil upward. Looks almost similar to gold chart except a day or two behind

>>56303865
im not getting into metals yet. going to try and time this massive dead cat we in.

>Amazing green day when bears said we should be blown out
Is this a trap? It feels...too good

>>56303830
Please, while I’m gone dump the whole set. Makes finding you low IQ parrots easy. ACK!

Every time I short the market, I lose money.
Every time I long the market, I make money.
I'm starting to notice a pattern here.

>>56303897
welcome brother, i see you are finally awake

>>56303894
>Please, while I’m gone dilat-ACCCCKKKKKK

>>56303869
Haha, can’t imagine Westerners being wealthy, in a wealth generating board. You thirdys are so buck broken it’s funny. I really am worth more than your family line and you can’t comprehend it. LOL.

loading up on DRV. Why
>Wallgreens and CVS isn't the only ones closing mass percentages of stores.

>>56303897
Can you gimme a warning next time you fomo short the bottom so I can buy ridiculous out of the money 0DTR calls? I will send you some gains in whatever kind of crypto as a service fre

>>56303918
I'm White, from the West, and my whole family is wealthy and I think you should shut the fuck up.

>>56303889
oil should have bounces ofc but after that may continue to falling surprisingly low if dollar keep its ways

>>56303890
silver is such a tiny market it's just typical trading not a dead cat necssarily. like silver is very low valued metal overall it's in bottom prices past decades. spy overperforms silver as an investment by several hundreds of percents

COME ON, DUMP YOU PIECE OF SHIT
DUUUUUUUMPPPP

>>56303918
Do you even have a family line though nigger
How many niggers are in your family line

>>56303936
Yea... no one gives a fuck about silver it seems. Except the EPA- when it is in filters...

>>56303934
I second this motion

>33 posts by this ID
Don't forget my fellow chuds, we're the losers here LMAO

>>56303936
it sucks so bad that a retard like you avatarfags lain. it's so disrespectful

i hate bobo faggots

Power hour lfg

https://www.forexlive.com/news/mortgage-rates-at-23-year-high-20231006/
>Mortgage rates at 23 year high.
>The 30-year fixed rate mortgage today came in at 7.84%
>Versus 2 years ago, the monthly mortgage payment on a $400,000 home with 20% down is up $965.
>That doesn't include that prices are up 17% over the last 2 years and over 40% since the start of the pandemic.
The monthly mortgage payment on a $400,000 home with 20% down is up $965.
$1,000 more a month

>>56303965
I only hate bobos on days that I'm a mumu, and vice versa

>entire gains for the year wiped out
why didn't i listen to the kellyfags

>>56303951
Had to check if silver was in the regional screening level tables since this seems weird and lmao

>>56303975
"It's cheaper to rent"
Cheapest of course is just living in one of the places your parents own if you can't handle living with them.

>>56303975
i think cars are even more horrendous... almost as bad as the debt to credit ratio.

For example- do you know the top 5% of income in NY earners starts at only 250,000 a year? Adjusted to inflation this would barely be middle class by historical buying power standards.

But hey look at all the part-time JOBS!

I wasn't short today (thank God Almighty), but this was one of the most ((()))days of the year I have to say

>>56303988
can you explain that to a midwit please?

>>56303975
It won't be like this for much longer

>>56303940
too early, let it go bobo. Our time will come.

>>56304014
:-(

>>56303975

>>56304002
As NY rats flee its now 97% personal income to afford a middle class life in a reasonable area sending 2 kids to private school since its child abuse to send to public here

>>56304019
they hate when you buy DRV- they dont want you to get rich on their plan to kill the middle class.

Is this what they call a cup and handle? Im going to be rich right?

>>56303975
8% mortgage rate + insurances + other costs = you need very robust economy to keep the housing market up obviously. so far housing taking 8% of mortgages like a man which is crazy, but there are cracks like housing ETFs are in trouble already

>>56304024
You have to homeschool. Find a good co-op but you need to homeschool, it's like owning a domain for your email: it's just one of those things you do if you're responsible these days.

>>56302950
literally me, except port's around 30k.
Always do the opposite of what bears say.

Is it too late to post POWER HOUR?

>>56304011
The EPA has this thing called RSL tables or regional screening level tables that you can look up online that is a compilation of chemicals the EPA thinks is toxic through their IRIS and other databases. For a layman, you can compare the numbers in the orange columns between two chemicals to estimate the difference in relative toxicity the epa thinks these things have.

>>56304043
Not just mortgages. All business financing is taking slapshots to the mouth

>>56304074
interesting, ty.

>>56304045
Its worth supporting the decent and older private schools but yeah they are rotting too.

>>56304074
The smaller the number in the orange columns the more toxic

>>56304045
This also means finding an >100 IQ wife with good manners that both doesn’t want to work and can handle teaching.

Don’t have the Diogenes image saved on my phone. I feel like you’re getting to <0.1% lifestyle at that point

>>56303965
I only hate bobo when he goes full burry and starts thinking he's cassandra warning of the imminent death of all things, the bobos that point specific shit out and have real facts and a thesis to back their ideological ass up are fine.

>>56304091
The issue in my example was just a government agency using their massive over reach to try and stop people from using it in water filters because silver is a "pesticide".

>>56304096
My mom is practically innumerate and she still managed to teach me well enough that I got an engineering degree.
Maybe >100 IQ but not by much and I'd advise against marrying someone <100 IQ anyway.

>>56304100
I’ve moved to “permanently high plateau” from bobo camp

I think druckenmiller is right and it’s just gonna chop for another 8 years outside chances in tech and commodities

>>56304111
Expensive pesticide

Get your DRV while you can!

Screen shot this! They hate you making money off they fact no one will pay them rent anymore.

>>56304118
Why? It doesn't really matter.

>>56304111
Probably some dumbass confused the form of silver that if you eat too much of it will turn you blue as a smurf with regular-ass metallic silver which doesn't hardly react to anything and is slightly antibacterial. Same way people freak out about regular-ass liquid mercury when people have pumped a quart of it into their veins and managed to live to tell the story after.

What a day huh

>>56304111
They really do not give a damn about our health or well-being, do they?

>>56304135
What a week....

>>56304124
they are in massive law suites because of it. I hope the filter sales folks win... though the taxpayers pay them the court winnings because of the corruption of unelected burocrazts.

>>56304129
>why would you not want to have kids with someone low IQ?

>>56304076
yeah me not housing expert it's quite boring, but existing home sales have now crashed to sub prime level. so the demand is dead already, but prices are still being unaffected

>>56304130
Probably because it’s antimicrobial and you need bacteria in soil

>>56304139
>>56304135

give me ONE reason why I shouldn't be shorting this fake and gay pump on close

>>56304119
I think whatever wins the beam struggle between oil and treasuries determines which way things break, but the likelihood of the future being bullish is higher than it being bearish. I'm sure there will still be people that have success shorting individual stocks no matter what happens, the bears will be fine if they're not retarded.

>>56304146
Good point
but 94 for example is not low

>>56304159
stocks will be higher for longer

>>56304156
>>56304130

they use it so bacteria doesn't breed inside the filter. It is the clearest form of overreach i have seen in along time. Even for the EPA/FDA.

>>56304159
The Golden Bullrun continues forever.

>>56304159
Because it’s a holiday on Monday and there’s not going to be any volume

>>56302875
The previous thread link is the only one that matters. Everything else is just formality

>>56304159
I'm tempted also, but they will probably let snibs have a couple days first

>>56304119
>it’s just gonna chop for another 8 years
everyone thought the same back in 2014

>>56304159
because it is too early.

>>56304167
Only for the leaf market no?

>>56304163
Wait, the EPA is trying to regulate a nearly inert metal in water filters? Were retards putting silver powder in them or something? I can imagine it being an issue for water treatment if they ended up with a large market share, but that wouldn’t happen with little silver beads

>>56304167
i don't see it https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stock-market-holiday-schedule

>>56304174
Yeah that’s why I’m 50% tech 50% cash. Don’t know what to make of there being reasoned analysis on smg now

>>56304177
It’s Columbus… err, “national indigenous” day

Crash is done? Bears rope again?

>>56304186
There’s no data to move the market it’s going to be slow and crabby

BOIL bros is we mooning?

>trannies buying SOXL and REITs
>bought the bottom in silver miners two days ago
>silver pumping
>my gains are rising
>my portfolio flexing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w10eDMC8hOg

>>56304179
no, they are only doing it so they can have more control on more consumer products- seems they have a concern about people having access to clean water.

Without knowing the reason, I had a dream that Thursday, October 26th will be a massive crash. Probably nothing will happen. Anyways, have a good weekend frens

>>56304206
nigger are you brain dead or just pretending to be ? do you understand the difference between "there is no volume because its a holiday" and "there is no data so my brain dead ass thinks it will be flat" ?
now post a link with which major exchange is taking monday off in the US stock market or go and off yourself

>>56304226
>go and off yourself
you just tell a guy to have a wank? what a faaaag.

>>56304225
I have marked the date. Thank you.

>buy sp500 now
>wait 20 years
>be millionaire

whats stopping me from doing this realistically speaking? why event bother with all of this mess and not just pouring money into the indexes every singel month for the rest of my days?

>>56304226
enjoy your theta decay

>>56304245
nothing, time in vs timing.

>>56304197
We're not out of last weeks range and this weeks candle has a lower low. Looking up but no certainty until close

>>56304245
if you aren't him then it's the best thing to do. however i am him so i will recklessly gamble whatever money i have untill i kill myself or become a millionaire

>>56304245
that's what i did. works as long as you have high income.

>>56304245
But what if they take the best performing 10 stocks out of the SP500 and replace them with 10 Indian businesses?

>>56304245
nothing, that is the play if you have the starting capital and / or do it early enough

Fuck this. Bears are always wrong. Spy back to 450 next week .

>>56304156
That's still retarded if someone is using it in a water filter for personal use, even if they were using it to irrigate a field it wouldn't kill off the bacteria in said field. The real reason was most likely to keep people from packing filters with half an ounce of silver and selling it priced like it had a tenth of an ounce of gold in it.

im going to gamble and say by eod we are where we started pre-market this morning. Honk Honk Honk!

>>56304245
Will not work without a crash letting you buy low for 5 years. Since 2000 most of the returns are from indexing causing a lack of supply in mega caps creating a reflexive loop. Retirees dumping spy to pay for retirement is an existential risk (I am long megacaps exclusively)

>>56304245
Nothing. Dream it, be it.

I went long on tesla with a x10 leverage... any thoughts mumusisters?

Mini dump in 9 mins

>>56304300
Just now?

>>56304300
What did you do for 10x leverage? Buying ATM calls on margin?
>>56304161
It's still not advisable.

>>56304323
He's gonna cause a massive red wave

Got $10 in divvies today.

>>56304300
I can think of a ton of worse things then to bet on Mr. Musk.

>>56304245
That's just regular DCA investing, it works but is slow and you're not immune to a downturn wiping out years or decades of growth for a while. The more money you have the more it makes sense to just invest like that or park it somewhere making you a few percent interest for living expenses.

>>56304338
nice

>>56300042
>>56300176
called it this morning hahaha
>>56300183
eat up anon

>>56304368
very very well played

>>56304368
kek bon appetit permabear

>>56304308
WHERE

SOMEONE BAKE

All time highs by end of year is my base case desu.

Kek the janny cleaned up the trash
Doing what they're paid for, for once

THE PROPHECY IS TRUE

AAAAAAH
SELLLL

SELL OFF FOR PROFIT INTO CLOSING!

Next week I am rich from DRV!

>>56304379
Baking

>>56304400
Yeah after wanking to anime for half an hour

>>56304418
You're telling me jannies are /oneofus/

>>56304418
>for half an hour
was half their fucking shift!

This has been a fun week. Can't wait for the energy bullrun continuing next week. Also very interesting moves ahead for gold methinks. TLT puts ready to print.

OK OK AFTER HOURS SELL OFF!!

RIGHT?!?! RIGHT!?!?

Hey budy look at bonds computer

>>56304444
Hopefully not, I'm still buying puts.

>>56304444
4 4s
It's on in AH
mumoids look out below

WHY WHY WHY IS IT GOING DOWN WHAT THE FUCK I WAS JUST ABOUT TO MAKE IT

>>56304444
absolute bobo death -- four fours... checked

Don't tell me I bought the top.

damn i shoulda held out for a day before going short again. this is starting to feel like the real bottom

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>56304466
I think you meant
>absolute mumoid death
Unless you are another ESL who can't read like that earlier chimp

They DO NOT want you to get rich on DRV

DRV goes to 80 next 3 weeks/month.

DRV
>DRV
DRV
>DRV
DRV
>DRV

>>56304467
if you're in energy and gold and TLT puts, you probably did not

>>56304444
>>56304466
angelic quads confirm ATH by EoY

>>56304484
>>56304467
The duality of man

>>56304485
+2.93%
Almost enough to cover my rent for the month.

Wow China is up 2.3%.

>>56304495
goes to show how uncertain this market really is. I think we're going to see nigh unprecedented volatility from here on. Stay vigilant frens

>>56302865
WTF is happening today?
Jobs data should have tanked the market?

>>56304510
I think it might be some kind of inflationary effect.

>>56304510
Why?

So when will oil start pooping again