/biz/ - Business & Finance

function setLinkValueOnDecember31() {
const today = new Date();
if (today.getMonth() === 11 && today.getDate() === 31) {
let link = 81000;
return link;
}

> all of the world's data
oh look, sergey lied again

function getKekBaggies() {
return "kek baggies";
}

>>56300711
mainnet beta jfc kek
"but we cant go mainnet yet"
"just call it mainnet beta and they will be happy"

>>56300834
const [fudders, setFudders] = {useTheAbsoluteState}

>>56300821
>all of the world's data
all the worlds data thats connected to link oracles. Its okay that youre a little slow.

He was just a host on Airbnb. How the hell did he end up doing Chainlink?

>>56300976
t. the master of mental gymnastics

Thats a good thing. Thank fuck autists “muh Java” or muh C faggot neckbeards aren’t allowed anywhere near money or decisions that would create money.

Javascript means every poojeet can immediately use it and build some shitty poojeet app which will cost LINK.

It is the same kind of choice that lead Solidity being basically a clone of JavaScript. Everypoojeet could immediately launch an ICO which cost ETH.

>>56301171
>Thats a good thing
no it isn't

>>56301257
Realistically there is no other choice. You use Javascript or you dont build at all. JavaScript is the language web2 is built on and blockchain builds on web2 and uses JSON format api already.

>>56301171
>It is the same kind of choice that lead Solidity being basically a clone of JavaScript.
then just write it in solidity you retard.
massive waste of money.
very, very unlikely to be used feature.

>>56300711
>Functions is serverless
>Because it runs on our centralized servers
Anyone want to take a guess who is funding and subsidizing those servers and their maintenance? I'll give you a hint:
1. They stink
2. 1 Is the only the hint

>>56301541
Ahh they don’t glow?

>>56301535
The web doesn’t operate on solidity you idiot. Chainlink functions is all about consumption of existing web2 Api already produced and consumed in JavaScript.

You are basically asking the entire existing web to re-write itself in solidity instead of JavaScript for chainlink. God you retards should stop commenting when you dont know what you are talking about

>>56301535
Jesus Christ, youre actually retarded. You should go back to /pol/, its more your speed.

Cardano uses Haskell and Quant uses C++ which are way better for devs, sorry linkies hahaha

>>56301257
HAHA holy shit that is maybe the funniest picture I've seen in months.

>>56302276
i thought the same thing when i saw these the other day

>>56300711
It's not just JS, it's Deno, vanilla JS designed to run in trustless environments. The predecessor of Chainlink Functions was External Adapters and was an enormous pain in the ass.

https://deno.com/

Need help designing/building a Web3 app? I run a small, elite team that does this. My telegram is @red12hat

>>56302550
Essentially the Deno JS is responsible for defining a web2 endpoint to query, the parameter parsing, and the result parsing to feed the minimal amount of data back to the decentralized oracle network. The Deno code runs on each node that processes a request. The architecture is quite well-thought-out.

>>56302276