/biz/ - Business & Finance

Shrimple as eating a whole tray of shrimp

Thank God that last thread was terrible.

>>56296642
bros?

first for nigger

What are some good spooky October stocks? Surely there have to be a couple.

>>56296703
It's pretty amazing how everyone seems to be "the world's leading <x>." We should feel grateful to live in such a luxuries place.

>>56296703
Bro none of us otc, shitcoin, or electric monkeystamp get the fuck out were full.

>>56296701
Hey I baked that last thread. How the fuck was I supposed to know it would go from being OK to getting drowned out by autistic retards arguing. That literally happens in every smg thread!

it's over for me...

>>56296722
Is Steve going to be ok?

>>56296722
It's ok, every /smg/ is worse than the one before. Wish we knew why.

I am going to personally place the noose around baggot.

>>56296757
We should line every last namefag up against a wall.

>>56296730
I still love you but you literally are putting the NSA, cia, fbi, atf, and probably any terrorist who would pay our government spooks enough for it into your wallet. It’s literally an audit on the inside pocket of your murse you figger

>https://www.bitget.com/support/articles/5147077185689

>>56296770
fuck fuck fuck how do I sell and get out of this scam

>>56296757
>T.

Did the employment data already leak

>>56296775
I stick to BTC with crypto because those are the only sane devs but I'm pretty sure USDT was the good one. Coinbase should exchange it.
Or maybe that was USDC or CBDC or so.

WHEN I SAY GREAT,
YOU SAY DEPRESSION!!
>GREAT!!

>>56296775
Be advised that’s just my opinion. Wtf is satoshi. They literally went and picked up everyone that even farted at the White House on j6. They pretended not to find bin Laden for 2 fucking decades x they are ontologically evil. We even know who DB copper is. Crypto has less value than anything I can imagine if you think about it logically. It would be a better store of time effort and energy to have every faggot mining this shit to pack pails of water to Everest for the potential energy and the penance they owe the rest of us for being insufferable.

>>56296803
cat bounce!

fuck, man.. I thought by the end of 2023, the market would become good again... but nope, another rates hike...
It was actually uptrend for like 2 months and I've been DCA-ing on the uptrend, but of course, it started dumping hard.
My bonds are dumping, my stocks are dumping, my mutual funds are dumping... wtf man...I wanna cut loss and hold cash, but I just know that I soon as I do that, everything will rebound.

not USA

>>56296787
It’s really frustrating that the market dumped on the bearish JOLTS number but rose on the bullish ADP employment number the next day. This couldn’t be a more ambiguous report to try to swing trade, I know my puts are going to get heemed based on the trend alone

why isn't there a roastie based index fund (SBUX, ULTA, LULU, etc)?

>>56296820
>I thought by the end of 2023, the market would become good again
Why?
Yield curves and fed lag. Did the futures curves indicate it because they've been looking consistent with the models I'm aware of.

>>56296831
This is the first AI image I've actually been offended by.

Can I make it with only $50 to start with?

>>56296824
Futures say we get a bounce before next year.

>>56296787
Yeah, buddy, I got your leak right here!
>*pisses on you're shoes*

>>56296847
https://youtu.be/jGKy5U6hh-o

>>56296873
>500
I said 50

I don't know what they did to uBlock but it is fucking gay it doesn't let me read seeking alpha articles anymore

>>56296879
I turned $50 into $200 on a short term options trade. Could I turn that $200 into $500? Then what?

>>56296886
oh shit but how
how do I get this power

>>56296893
Tis the power of gambling on 0dtes.

>>56296868
I can't afford shoes

Friendly reminder next Monday is not a settlement day.

>>56296831
Search for "Becky ETF". ELF, AAPL, there's lots of common suggestions.

i should have gone short
instead i went long
i might need one more
hit off of this bong

>>56296824
You think unemployment will be lower than expected? What does it take to make the hiring slow down?

>>56296912
I think you'll be happy you're long on Monday.

>>56296906
Thanks, I'd assumed if there was trading there'd be settlement

>>56296912
How long? I’m sweating over my SQ $41 1dte puts even though it closed at $42; I sense the market has bottomed out and is spring loaded

>>56296820
Check out 2007-2009. Look for stores of value that did well in that time frame… attempt to consider cultural changes and their application.

It will be a generational dip. Probably the best time in our lives to contribute to savings via the market. Definitely coming 2007,1987,etc. they’re cyclical. It is an opportunity. Like when we were children and did not want to go to sleep for fear of waking up. It’s how all the old fags did it. Though their capital was several orders of magnitude more valuable than ours we have autism, the internet, and the collective ingenuity of any think tank that has ever existed. It’s sad we only shit post. Could you imagine an OWS with teeth. Weaponised with funds pooled by grassroots people that are sick of the bullshit. Sick of uniparty bankster lackeys sopping up every drop of drip in this land of plenty.

“We be only sticks but together we’d make a mighty faggot”

Is there some kind of beginners guide on how to even get started? I've seen Boiler Room at least

I fucking hate the wait I want to see my position printing money or getting heemed right now

>>56296937
what do you want to do ? Trade, invest and stocks or options?

>>56296951
>put money into stock market
>wait for peak
>sell
>???
>profit
Is what I want to do, but in all the finance films I've seen they crash and burn and get fucked at the end

>>56296916
I don't have until Monday
>>56296928
I have two calls for TQQQ that expire tomorrow
It's over for me

>>56296937
Boiler Room is more for sales anons I guess. Based tho I think not many here saw that one.

Best way to start is just to start trading with small sums.

>>56296937
Step one: Lie about your income to get options enabled
Step two: find "SPY"
Step three: click the "options" button
Step four: click the button for the "call" option with the price just above the current share price and hit "next" or "yes" until you don't have any money in your account anymore.

>>56296957
Tqqq is inverse… if it goes up then that means the underlying, upon which it is a metric, would be tanking.

>>56296966
Sqqq is inverse

>>56296957
>I don't have until Monday
Oof. We'll see what happens tomorrow then I guess.

>>56296768
>>56296783
imagine thinking you are hidden behind 'anonymooose'
lol
you might as well be posting with your SSN

>>56296903
Jeez, pal, I was just bustin' balls. I can hook you's up wit' my union if you need work.

>>56296672
Non Farms and Unenjoyment numbers tomorrow pre market

Somebody talk to me

>>56296981
>1pbtid
>ai image
hmmm

>>56296977
I don't think I'm anonymous but I'm not posting under some sort of persistent public identity.
It's not about the legal situation it's about the conversation in the moment.

>>56296976
I have a little bit of cash left in my account. I guess I can roll the calls out another week... this will be the fourth week in a row... this has not been good gambling

>>56296978
ay tony we's having a meeting at original famous rays ay badda bing badda boom im walking here

>>56296770
Is this a bot or does one schizo post 24/7?

>>56296987
>persistent public identity
kek. every post you make is a 'persistent public identity' faggot. me naming myself just lets you faggots know im not afriad of you.

>>56296956
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
or
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue7iMBfwkr8

Choose one or the other. But choose you must. And you can only choose one.

Do you have any hope if you're a mathlet?

>>56296989
Look I'm very drunk. and I've lost a lot of money this year.
But December futures are up and following the jewish holiday all week has worked so that's what I'm thinking. Maybe don't roll them or maybe do I'm not sure.

>>56296930
>they’re cyclical. It is an opportunity
they problem is, I already dumped 50% of my funds on an uptrend, thinking it was the beginning of a bull market, but it dumped hard instead.

Should I just liquidate everything and switch to fixed income until it's bullish again?
I'm still on a -4% floating loss, but that 4% is big...

>>56296992
You hear the ILWU's going bankrupt? Fuckin' ridiculous!

>>56296995
Yeah M00t even admits this.

>>56296956
Well you will have to go more in depth than that. You do what I said and then you factor by sectors, set all
That data up chronologically so you can see how the sectors performed through time. There are two years so at least there are two sets of data. Look for outliers in the timeframe (wars, strikes, ows perhaps, etc.) outlying events that skew the data away from what you’re looking for. You do this for the two years and hopefully there is enough correlation between the two sets that you can find some useful data.

Sounds worse than it actually is. I use excel, paint and ppt for most deep dives like that.

>>56296937
these threads are your beginners guide

>>56297000
Why would you give him good advice when you can tell him how to have fun?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dgisRHEQ2FM

>>56297013
its basic internet / IP rules. any faggot posting here should know this, especially baggot mcprison faggot.

>>56296937
Just open a trading account and gamble. You will figure it out.

>>56296989
Dude there’s a bullish descending wedge pattern on the Q’s and the yields and dollar have been dropping, if the market is gonna dump they’ll save it for CPI next week chill

>>56296672
>https://www.neowin.net/news/microsoft-might-want-to-be-making-windows-12-a-subscription-os-suggests-leak/

Bullish for MSFT?

>>56297002
bros?

>>56297030
I can't help it I'm a pessimist nothing in my life goes well and I've come to always expect the worst

>>56297035
Yeah, you don't need calculus or differential equations or nothing. But you'd better be able to at least tell Excel what you's want to calculate.

>>56296989
Anon! How many times. Just fucking take the loss. Do not baghold. This is the fucking most common mistake.

>>56297035
Watch this it’s pretty basic
https://youtu.be/SD7sw0bf1ms

>>56297027
Man it is scary how the FBI can really fuck up your life if they wanted to. I'm still surprised after all these years on Trump they don't have more on the guy.

>>56297047
No eventually tech will go back to pumping
It has to happen at some point, I can't lose the last bit of optimism I have left... I believe in tech... i believe in triple tech...

>>56297035
You're probably not a "mathlet" you just probably never learned how to complete the square/do fraction arithmetic because of how they teach highschool algebra.
If you actually tried you could probably teach yourself anything you needed.

>>56297041
If the market pops up at open try and sell early and don’t get euphoric because there’s been a lot of pop and fades lately. Just take what you can and love to fight another day *not investment advice

>>56297055
trump is smart enough not to post shit online himself or do crimes himeslf. he has cronies do it for him. unlike baggot here who posts self incriminating evidence under a tripcode with his IP. What a fucking retard.

>>56296993
Cyborg

https://insider-week.com/en/cot/30-yr-t-bonds/#nav
>retail keeps buying TLT
>big players keep shorting bonds
One of them is gonna lose and I don't think it's gonna be the big players.

>>56297066
Dammit I sleep in now since I'm jobless... I'll miss opening bell...
It's hopeless again...

>>56297078
The opening bell is the only thing that keeps me from sleeping in until 2:00 these days.

>>56297076
yeah its going to be the united states that defaults right ivan? the world reserve currency defaulting. makes complete sense....not

>>56297078
Give us your phone number and we will wake you up in the morning. I have to be in at 6 tmr so I should be up 430 or so

>>56297076
One of these days I'm going to get divorced and marry this woman.

>>56297078
You can’t trade short expiry and sleep in you’ll get fucked by decay, best to sell early

>>56297056
The magnificent 7 are still standing strong. FNGU is up like 250% since the start of the year.

I swear there must be a maximum IQ cutoff to become one of these mentally ill shills.

>>56297076
Eh those tea leaves are always mixed, don't read too much into them. Big money shorting in one market to long another, setting up carry trades, shit like that.

>>56297102
the opposite, theres a cutoff to be anything but a frogposter

How do I actually buy into a stock if every stock is already giga-expensive?

>>56297114
You lack any kind of grounding whatsoever in economics, literature, current events, history, or even just basic board culture. You mind is an empty vessel that has been filled to its fullest extent with government propaganda. You're not a human being, but a remotely controlled automaton.

>>56296995
You've been here a really long time just shitting on others. Are you on assignment or are you just an incel?

>>56297135
>>56297138
>words
>no meaning
we bottom now, your russian propoganda means nothing.

>>56297134
If you legitimately only have $50 either use robinhood or gamble with options on a cheap volatile stock.

>>56297033
>subscription OS
would never work

>>56297140
Really though, you're honestly not very bright. Did you at least finish high school?

>>56297156
I'm tempted to agree but I'm also struggling to imagine something Microsoft could do to piss off their userbase that they haven't already done.

Ive bought 13k of AGNC over the past month. its about 50% of my portfolio and I'm probably going to push it to 60%

I feel good

>>56297163
feel free to post yours

>>56297166
they'll find something

>>56297030
I've been noticing this too, also on the s&p. I think we might hypercrab around a bit more until we take another leg up which would probably trash a bunch of retail shorts

>>56297134
Good question, US stocks seem persistently expensive
Maybe there are more bargains in other countries

>want to watch Halloween III: Season of the Witch
>it's not streaming anywhere
short NFLX DIS WBD

>brandon speaking on jobs report at 11:30
does it mean it's going to be so good that he's taking credit or so bad that he's doing damage control?

>>56297166
Most of MSFT's users are employees of enterprise customers. The companies are already used to paying per-seat subscriptions for software. They do so for Office 365 and Exchange ant Teams and SharePoint and Azure and so on... Adding the OS is a drop in the bucket.
It really is shitty for non-corporate customers though.

oil retards be like
>nooo its not the top
kek fuck you ivan and mohamad

>>56297140
And this “people” are ((supposedly)) in “charge” of our security.
What a joke, hope you are a larping faggot or else my sides won’t stay in this planet for longer.

>>56297191
Sure. I mean that's essentially how RHEL works.
It seems like a non-starter for consumers though.
And for corporate customers it's one more thing they have to deal with that they don't on eg macs.

>>56297190
If it's bad they don't mention it. If it's good he takes all the credit.
>Inflation's going down. We tried to print a third round of stimulus but look now, weee
Good find

>>56297202
it doesnt matter whether im larping or not. you post here, everything is recorded and will be presented before a court of law. this is a honeypot, and you know it. its your choice whether the honeypot catches you or some faggot like picrel

>>56297213
Bro, everything is a honeypot. Google is a honeypot. You're just here to flex or jest or whatevs. Should we invest in private prisons?

I thought about investing in mental institutions but there aren't any

>>56297222
>everything is a honey pot
yeah especially the forum where you think you are free to say 'whatever you want'. fucking retard.

>>56297228
Excuse you. I can say whatever I want within the bounds of free speech.

>>56297222
The 24/hour hymn station just wrapped up their pledge drive here.
They also just started doing ads. I think that's a pretty strong economic indicator.

>>56297172
>>56297196
>>56297213
>this is the best that CLFtranny can muster after his (male) world is collapsing around him (male)

>>56296893
its easy if you have options that are way out but also have a possibility to move towards that price. Tlry oct 20th puts were solid and cheap.

>>56297231
In theory.

>>56297231
>freedom of speech
>freedom from consequences
not the same
>>56297233
here is a (you) since you seem so desparate.

>>56297244
That's the law. But what you say, you gotta stand on that shit. That's what he's referring to. I just wanna know if I can sell options tomorrow

>>56297258
Come on, you've even posted your disgusting pharma-mutated manface on /smg/. I have an eidetic memory you fucking amateur.

I'm starting to fear...

>>56297267
repost it then you lying sack of shit

Bros someone called me "they" today because I guess I hadn't professed my preferred pronouns yet? I'm 6'2" with a beard. I think it's gone too far, these people get to influence the world we live in

So many disgusting shills in these threads lately, shows the foreign agents fear a rally to all time highs.

STOCKS STOCKS STOCKS

Posting this again because I think bears really need to take it in

https://www.cnn.com/markets/fear-and-greed

>Extreme Fear
>Same as this time last year

>>56297296
that's just myth... I think we're going to deep down. shit just keeps getting worse I want a bullrun but It just not happening... maybe next year...

>>56297272
Literally a manlet.

https://archived.moe/biz/thread/54128157/#q54128677

>>56297319
That’s my son

>>56297273
The last job I applied for the hiring manager had pronouns listed in his email signature. I had a bad feel from the start about that and am kind of glad I didn't get the job. The guy was just some dude. Married, kids. A middle management dude.
>>56297271
Can you post when the fear turns to panic? That will help my assessment of market pulse.

So if the idea is to buy in low then sell high as the companies stock rise, shouldn't we research and invest in start up companies?

>>56297319
> Hi guys, I’m the schizo with 28 posts in the last thread who wouldn’t stop posting about glowies. Sorry for all the repetitive ranting. I’m not well and I appreciate all your patience.
LOL

>>56297319
Is that saylor tift? The obverse of smg bride ?

>>56297306
The thing is there's still gonna be lots of crabbing and upside before we actually fully roll over.
Economy is still too strong and bruteforcing its way through high rates and the shit macro. Eventually it will break because the whole thing is unsustainable but doesn't look like it'll be anytime before 2024.

>>56297319
I clicked the picture of the girl. But you cucked me. I must restore balance

>>56297339
'twas merely a ruse

>>56297342
I’m so fucking tired of her. Absolute swift talk everywhere. Even finance papers talking about her saving the economy. She’s not bad but mid as fuck. I just don’t get it.

>>56297319
that wasnt me. rate cut next week, nigger.

>>56297334
I've never seen this general discuss private equity -- venture capital, angel investing and the like -- but maybe there's interest

>>56297361
ADXN nigger
>in b4 glowie

>>56297356
You've never been pressed up against her.
Neither have I :( Come on bro she has thighs and tits now. Gettin up there in age but still looks like an elf. And yeah I guess she did do a good thing for the economy.

>>56297366
We are talking about sex kitten gilf Janet Yellen right?

>>56297356
Bro I think she is a psyop. Her hip to shoulder ratio is sussy or right in the precipice. If she is a she I bet her clit is like a babies thumb.

>>56297376
I spend way to much time on v and while I normally think people like you are schizo I can’t unsee this, unfortunately.

>>56297358
We all know it's you.

dont post pumpkin pepe, it's too powerful

>>56297364
True, I guess some early-stage startups IPO'd early. Is that common in biotech?
I was thinking of the classic Silicon Valley style tech startups, which usually don't IPO until they're big

>>56297382
ah yeah I guess that settles it doesnt it

>>56297076
They're not shorting bonds though, they're shorting futures.

>>56297374
Only the silver haired Phoenix herself. Sucks my dick ten times a nite. Then I say NO MORE IRS AGENTS and she goes Yes sir.

You know how Michael Burry shorted on houses? What's the similar play these days with the tight rental market?

>>56297404
>shorted on houses
alright tell me more in plain english please

>>56297393
Both Blackrock and Ackman have been shorting bonds since Aug. Ackman said he’s done on the 10 year but still has positions on the 30 going to 5.5. I’m heavy TMF and scared of all the TLT talk on Reddit. It’s everywhere.

>>56297407
if I understand it right he saw an economic crash and did some financial shit to profit off corrupt loans

>>56297395
I’m almost their, keep going!

>>56297361
Nobody here is an accredited investor.

>>56297391
Weak.

>>56297404
Remind me what Burry did? He bought CDS against shitty MBS notes?

>>56297427
wow what a terrific audience

>>56297413
Ackman is an exception not the rule, all of the hedgefunds are shorting futures. That makes them invariably long the bonds.

Night fuckers don’t let the antifa namefaggots have a bake off.

>>56297424
Yes but we will be once inflation works its magic

>>56297435
>antifa
lol shut up russofaggot
do you ever wonder where these kgb niggers get their graphics

>>56297262
Law also says hate speech and misinformation propagation can land you in jail. Nice free speech we have going here, is it

How come everyone yells on Wall Street? How can anything get done?

>>56297435
Why not they're the most self destructive thing possible, and I haven't actually seen genuine optimism here in 7 years.

>>56297447
how come people cant stop saying nigger on /smg/? same thing

>>56297452
TICK FUCKING TOCK nigger. I have contacts at the IRS.

>>56297458
the Irish rape selectors

I will make back all of my investing losses by Thanksgiving
I just will!

Is it just me or is 4channel getting even stupider?

>>56297443
What's so good about the Ukraine? What the fuck gives you any credibility in your judgement?

>>56297429
He had jpm I think create a new product that kept track of mortgage CDOs that burry saw were shitty. The big shirt is on Netflix I think I need to watch it. He paid them for fds. I think he kept rolling them or they were dated I’m not sure the exact process it’s big wig shit. It cost him several hundred million to hold the positions for the time he did

>>56297471
idk, the fact that I trust the US over foreign intelligence you faggot nigger

I'm seeing a lot of advice about investing and everything, but specifically how do you find stocks to buy into?

>>56297413
>I’m heavy TMF
I don't think you are gonna make it anon. Just a friendly reminder gov won't freak out until rates eclipse real rate of inflation which is currently around 9% I'd reckon.

Even if we substitute with nominal GDP growth it's still north of 6%.

>>56297469
More bots. A lot more.

>>56297469
No you're not changing, this place is changing because of moderation and inexperienced zoomers trying to teach technical analysis on companies that accepted government money to light on fire.

>>56297481
Nothing posted here is ever financial advice and if anyone asks, you better say you knew that going in, buddy...

>>56297434
Is this the newest TLT reddit copium?

>>56297503
If anything it'd be disastrous for TLT.

>>56297443
I actually think it’s the chinks on smg. I’ve seen late night conversations on here randomly talking about how Tiananmen square was a CIA plot.
Also it’s rarely ever the Russian MO of chinks, niggers, and Trannys. That’s during the day. At night it’s all glowy talk and weird shit about how space isn’t real. I think that’s bugman MO. But who knows what’s actually just schizo.
>>56297434
I don’t think you are right, but I don’t know, and I sure do hope you are.

>>56297443
I may make a video for you this weekend glowie. I know you and your ilk are just Huxleying everyone. Some of your act notnretarded but you all assent to the facetious charade. But good night to you too you glownigger.

>>56297477
So are you unsure about the good parts of the Ukraine or are you unsure about yourself? Mr. Glowie

tay

>>56297492
Hmmmm, that’s a good point I’ve never thought of… Going to think about that one.

>>56296672
>>56295028
I wonder, what should we expect from that and from picrel?

>>56297523
That chart only goes back to 2010.... pretty much the moment Obama said 2% gdp growth is the new norm during a state of the union speech.

>>56297492
>>56297522
Seriously, Thanks for the input.

>>56297513
Have you ever considered for a single moment of your dull life that you're currently trying to turn the US into a totalitarian shithole that's virtually indistinguishable from CCP-controlled China? Remember when we still took pride in calling ourselves "The Free World", and our government didn't bend over backwards to police everyone's thoughts, exactly like both your agency and the CCP are currently doing? I remember.

>>56297413
This really is a picking up pennies in front of a steamroller moment, I hope you realize that.

>>56297537
FYI the government is freaking out, the legislative Body has actually given up and no new legislation including funding will pass but status quo is still in effect.

>>56297457
It is a term of endearment. Also an ad hominem attack. If I have to put with my children knowing as much as they do about trannies, faggots and and all manner of abominable behavior. Hedonism is the mean for our species at some small scale. Fuck that and this clown world. If they must endure then you must be a nigger. He must be. She must be. I must be.

>>56297540
I’m about to be lectured by a guy who fell for QAnon. Neat! Please, write more!

>>56297477
You are revolting.

>>56297554
Keep chasing imaginary strawmen, faggot. What's the difference between the FBI, DHS, and CCP when they're all power-mad corrupt authoritarians who try to police everyone's thoughts? There is no difference.

>>56297540
No... you talk like a glowie, are a self proclaimed PhD in Bidenomics, provide nothing and I mean nothing to help anybody else out... you don't lift them up you push them down. You need to explain everything you know about Bidenomics

What the fuck is happening I've never been here this late

>>56297566
The fbi is closed doors, the dhs is outside, and the ccp is in front of your fucking face.

>>56297569
I already have multiple times, but right now I need to get ready for tomorrow. The TL;DR is that we're heading into an unavoidable sovereign debt crisis, and the fuse was lit by Biden's energy price shocks. I'll effortpost this weekend.

>>56297566
>>56297581
We don't have to beat them all. They can be our friends.

>>56297572
It's the night the music stopped.

>>56297582
We can produce more energy than the Saudis and kick the chinks out of Venezuela and Brazil. You know you should read james Monroes Monroe doctrine

>>56297545
Could be, I am nervous. I just have a hard time buying we will repeat 1968, especially 2 years after QE. But I’m open to you being right and I wrong.
>>56297547
I have faith it will get sorted out. Most politicians are moderates and not the thieving windbags on TV. AOC, Bernie, MGT, Gaetz don’t count for much. Business will tell them to get their shit together, they will get their shit together. Hopefully.

>>56297591
The energy price shocks already happened. They were just the spark that lit the bomb. This crisis has been decades of shitty policy in the making. It will unironically be worse than the great depression, and most of us, including myself, won't make it out okay.

>>56297566
>Keep chasing imaginary strawmen, faggot
The irony, LOL

>>56297606
You "volunteers" are a government front, whether you realize it or not.

>>56297599
Do you ever get tired of always being wrong?

>>56297610
>You "volunteers" are a government front, whether you realize it or not.
The irony, LOL

>>56297596
Scalise Jordan and Trump are all big names of you actually follow a fucking thing... it's kind of ironic they all want very similar things and if you were an outsider Trump is the most moderate of the three, but he's Trump so he's immediately the most radical. It's actually comical or tragedy when you look at it objectively

I came back to this thread and I'm fucking confused. Is this a stock market general still or a schizo mental general??? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills reading posts here.

>>56297614
The cool thing about 4chan is that you have no idea who you're talking to. Food for thought.

>>56297599
Decades of bad policy.... name 2, 1 from 10 years ago and 1 from 20 years ago. Propose policy changes

>>56297619
Was the thing about Joe and Hunter taking foreign bribes also """""Russian Disinformation"""""? OOPS

>>56297623
Good.

>>56297630
It's too late. The mid 2000s were the point of no return. Our entire economy is a financial shell game now, that's growing faker and gayer by the day.

>>56297635
If you gave up, you're like hunter Biden going to court asking the judge for less child support payments and demanding the child not to bear your name.

>>56297635
I don’t know, I don’t look at life as a binary schizo where EVERYTHING has to be true or false. The above picture is why you will always be poor, never be happy, and no one takes you seriously. Now get ready for your minimum wage job wagie. Got to be prepared for the Great Depression in 2 weeks, LOL!

>>56297588
This is what Powell wants and this is what Powell gets.

I'm impressed how fast Biden was able to solve the bond market crisis, his leadership is truly inspirational. That's another Biden win!

>>56297635
>>56297643
Hunter Biden created the science of Bidenomics. Sleep with your dead brother's wife is chapter 5. I hope you understand how neive and insignificant everything you say is because your unable to provide any evidence or credibility to anything you ramble on about.

>>56297643
It's too late to avoid a cataclysmic crisis but read about the 1997 Asian Financial Crisis if you want a best-case scenario for the recovery afterward. That can only happen if the entire corrupt political class who brewed this shitstorm over the last 30 years is totally uprooted and cast aside, though. Otherwise it's an endless stagflationary depression.

>>56297645
Read Orwell, retard.

>>56297657
>>56297651
>>56297638
Why are there so many trip fags, why are they letting Biden live rent free, why are they replying to their own messages. What the fuck is going on?!

>>56297669
Updooted, fella.

>>56297668
>Book for middle schoolers
LOL, stay poor, angry, sexless, and dumb. Now get ready for your minimum wage work, oh great prophet.

>>56297676
If only you knew.

>>56297680
I know, I won’t be so smug in 2 more weeks. I’ve never heard that before. First guy in 8 terrible fucking years to say that.

Buy TTOO

>>56297676
They're actually not reading Orwell in middle school anymore. They say it is too right wing or whatever. Teachers don't want kids learning it, and neither do the state education councils. They say it teaches conspiratorial thinking. The irony of banning it.

>>56297688
earnings a whole month early, I bet they're being bought out

>>56297662
I asked for 2 examples... you just spew bullshit about an embargo that resulted in korea and japan exporting more automobiles while fucking banks in Hong Kong and also moving chip manufacturers to taiwan.... I asked for 2 you give me half asked answer...

>>56297691
I mean if that’s actually true that’s really fucked up but every time I hear smug outrage bait on 4chan it’s hard to take it seriously. I don’t know though, I’m not a teacher, though I doubt you are either.

i am going to get fucked so hard tomorrow

I’m about to pull the trigger on a bunch of KO. Bigly down and they just did a dividend hike.

It’s slurp season.

>futures

https://youtu.be/rNBqMedQH4A?si=2UH4CRfcLEHn0QWl

What are some other music to jam too while watching markets dump?

>futures
told you to sell, niggers

Buy Pioneer Natural, thank me later

>>56297756
XOM bros how we feel about this?!

>>56297707
One of my friends is a teacher in the district where my property taxes directly pays his salary and I can assure you it's fucking true. Even in the conservative districts the teachers unions control the curriculum because the superintendents are so old and literally just empty suit check mark everything to provide jobs and can't even remember names..

>>56297778
I was thinking about buying them anyway. Might be time for calls. Gotta look at the technicals

>>56297778
Not worth it, pioneers been cockblocked from new drilling while they've been building infrastructure to provide mid stream services in the event they can drill.. it's a boom bust deal. I'd actually not touch it... so that means is probably a no brainer by smg rules

>>56297778
I hope the price goes down so my buy orders will trigger.

>make a prediction
>ignore my own prediction
>prediction comes true

>markets

https://youtu.be/CkQ-44PvTs8?si=3AoVMmIKRI4XbSfk

Fuck this thread is so bad.

>(5) Why Sweden's real estate crisis is threatening its biggest pension fund.

swedenbro your answer?

>>56297889
i know, i have failed

>Biden speaks today about the market

>market doesn't pump

>>56297896
>Sweden's real estate crisis is threatening its biggest pension fund.
Good let it collapse.

>make prediction
>believe in myself
>prediction goes wrong

>make prediction
>ignore my own prediction
>prediction comes true

why?

>>56297912
Cognitive bias

>>56297912
Pajeets working for your broker are trading against you.

There's a good chance the nasdaq will pump today.

>>56297669
>Biden is literally the current president
>Rent free
Bro he is on the news literally every fucking day because he is the president. Rent free isn't even applicable here until he gets out of office. What the fuck are you smoking you dumb retarded faggot?

Buy ORLEN Ticker: PKN at open. This is my last warning.

>>56297912
If you rely on predictions you're ngmi, no one can reliably predict anything most of the time. The only solution is to buy low and sell somewhat higher.

>>56297623
All of /biz/ has been like this for the past week and it feels like a raid.

Natgas is BACK

>>56297896
There is no real estate crisis. It's just that new real estate isn't being built because of "high" costs and some are assuming that normies won't be able to or will have difficulty to pay off their re-financed loans (which happens later this year and next year to significantly higher rates). But people have way too much money and way too big buffers/backups so they can hold out for years without any significant difficulties.
Real estate stocks are also doing just fine (they dropped pretty hard and are forced to sell some of their properties and to issue new shares to stay afloat but that's to be expected).
This is not 2008. The greed is on an entirely different level. And that greed will ensure everything stays afloat and alive

>>56297889
then get out

>>56297981
>Kvetching intensifies

>>56297991
>Pic
The thread has improved.

So what are you investing into, fellow Europeans? Milk CFDs? Firewood futures? Romanian bonds?

>>56297984
>buy low
>price goes even lower
>cut loss
>price moons

>>56297623
Market's closed due to aids.

>>56298003
Volvo, big European banks like Nordea/Swedbank, Novo if it falls 5%, maybe SAAB

>>56298003
Oil & Gas, Coal, PMs, Chink tech. As things should be.

>>56297623
>Is this a stock market general still or a schizo mental general???
You appear to be under the misconception that that there is a difference.

Oil is funny, I saw that peak a few days ago and I looked a year back. I didn't say it a week ago, because I thought I would be wrong and it would be too weird for that to happen but look at it:

EUbros, are we expecting the 10 AM pump to happen yet again? Isn't that a bit 2 ez? Easiest money ever. Sure it's just a few bucks for me... but it's free

I come from the previous /smg/

>>56298011
Doesn't the falling SEK eat up your gains? Or are you Swedish?

>>56297889
niggers tongue my anus

>consumer goods dumping AGAIN
Fuck me, i thought this shit is kinda stable and safe wtf

Why can't there be a comfy thread for crypto like /smg/

>>56298005
>cut loss
that's the thing you don't do, you buy low and hold your bags for as long as it takes. If you're not green again within a week or two you didn't actually buy low. If I cut losses it's after the price bounces back and I'm not confident it will bounce back all the way to breakeven, and with commodities the only way I do that is if my average position (counting what I slurp after the dip which lowers my average price) is profitable. I would never set a stoploss, that's stupid. I'm up +433% YTD doing hundreds of short term trades like this so I can confidently say it works.

>>56298003
I set my orders to rebuy American Wheat CFDs for cheaper. Yesterday I also increased my long Live Cattle-short Feeder Cattle position.

>>56298057
Crypto has no fundamentals so what would people talk about?

>>56298063
Feelings and vibes

>>56298070

>>56298003
Romanian bonds, spanish bonds, a few greek. Maybe german if this son of a whore ever uninverts and their prices fall.

For the time being short DAX and maybe slowly accumulating a few ETF.

Individual stocks:

Villeroy&Boch, Strabag, Zumtobel (german and austrian stuff, primarily housebuilding or house interior etc.

>>56298063
Retarded devs teams
FTX trial
Vitaliks penis
M2 money
Places where btc is used in day to day life
Btc payment cards

Just something else than endless nonsense tokens, grifters, chainlank

>>56298079
How do you short dax

Leveraged etfs and certificates fuck you over in my experience if you hold them over night, the reset kills all gains if it crabs, which it does, the only time i made any money with those were the covid flash crashs

WTF WAS THAT, BIDEN ?

>>56298070
Not out of this realm to believe schizo kikes would actually do this.

KO looks so slurpable right now

>>56298079
I forgot AMAG- Austria Metall, but goddamn the fuckin spread on my shitty neobroker..

>Delignit (Woodinstallations for trucks and also buildings)
>Sto
>Steico

IG Markets is also a thought. Pretty high dividend, strong revenue, strong profit, but again fucking shit spread.

>>56298094
As a EU citizen I can open a CFD-broker account. Not only does the index move 1:1, I also get paid interest for shorting due to high ECB interest rate.

Leverage is 20x.

>>56298099
Didn't the board do something retarded recently with options?

>>56298058
>that's the thing you don't do
cut loss has saved me from potentially incurring tens of % of losses
I don't want to baghold a falling asset

>>56298099
Subpar divvies, subpar growth. Why not go for treasuries which can give you guaranteed 5-6% per year? Even Pepsi is more slurpable. Both are in a downtrend and just like that one anon wrote
>Holding Pepsi when it falls under the 500 day average
Come on bro. I would buy Texas instruments and treasuries instead

>>56298110
You missed the part about buying actually low, if you were tens of % from the bottom then it clearly wasn't low, unless you bought Oil futures in March 2020 of course. Most people (retards) I talk to about this have no idea what low means, when you ask them what's low they say something retarded like "indices". Note that it works best with commodities, where "low" actually means something.

baking

>>56298106
Interesting, i have a cfd account too but never did anything with it yet

So you bought a short in dax with 20x leverage? Where does the interest come from, shouldn't you oay interest for loaning the leverage

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>>56298128
>price goes even lower
what now?

>>56298146
I already baked
Here's the non cursed version
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>>56298151
well I'm not unbaking so looks like janny will have to clean it up

>>56298161
Based.

>>56298161
clean up on Page one

>>56298151
>I already baked
and didn't announce, get fucked

>>56298199
Three threads.

>>56298021
So the price was exactly the same a year apart to the day is what your chart shows?

>>56297912
You need to learn to fail fast

>>56296810
No, they didn't arrest ray epps

>>56298040
Most of us do sir.