/biz/ - Business & Finance

Chinabros...
Russiabros...
Americabros...
Europebros...
Indiabros...

It's fucking over for ALL of us

this weeks special edition of
>can't say they aren't doing it

>B E L O W
>E I G H T
>T R I L L I O N

I went all in TMV today. Am I gonna make it?

>mfw all in in puts and forgot to take profit on any them before tomorrow

>>56295028
it's uh, accelerating mildly?

>>56295021
qrd?

also found this gem
>"experts"

>>56295036
you're going to make it

What's going on with the toilets in Bangladesh?

>woke up too early today
>/smg/ tells me to be spontaneous and break my habits of being a homebody
>decide to replace brakes on my car since they've been squeaking lately
>there's plenty of pad left
>decide get motorcycle started up again
>won't start
>go out for a walk at the shopping center, maybe find a lover there
>end up spending $300 on clothes and some skin care products
>go get some takeout before heading home
>they forgot the sauce
>mfw i fell for the ole /smg/ advice again

>>56295048
they weren't wrong, just early

it's not a song, it's my life

>>56295048
Funny how no one can predict anything correctly, not the average 4-figure retail retard, not Mike Wilson, not the Fintwitfag with 200k followers nor the one was 1k. When they do get something right it's practically impossible to tell if they're gonna be right or not.

>>56295063
It sounds like you had a pretty good day and should stick to self improvement instead of reverting to being a self pitying narcissist. Maybe add in going to the gym while you are at it.

>>56295048

>>56295063
I've been setting up an Apple ][ a coworker gave me. The floppy drive isn't working so I'm pulling it apart and cleaning/lubricating everything.

>reposting
I bought my first inverse / leveraged / options thing today.
I bought 200 shares of SQQQ. Bought at open for ~$4000, sold in early afternoon for ~$4075.
My main question is:
>Can I use that $4075 to buy something tomorrow?
I'm entirely unsure of that - the settlement rules are unclear to me. I'm using TD ThinkOrSwim, for what that's worth.
My understanding is I can perform 3 such intraday trades within a 5 day period. Can anyone confirm?
Note I am trying to avoid PDT designation - margin accounts seem to involved to me.

>>56295063
tsk tsk, to think you did all that instead of watching the original beyblade in your transformer pajamas until starvation made you move to do something

I got like 5k in Apple. Im thinking of seriously ditching it all for one of the other tech giga caps. Anyone else here own apple or follow it? it just seems like there isnt anything there to grow with now.

>>56295087
i mean...
they can always just print the money, right?

>>56295104
The "buying power" is your answer unless you have margin enabled. Then you should look for "buying power without margin" or so. It's been a while since I used ToS.

>>56295063
lol gottem
but seriously this whole life is a damned if you do damned if you dont trap

How many jobs are we adding tmr? I have puts expiring that i hope print with a big jobs #.

>>56295080
i went out expecting to at least talk to some chicks, but it was mostly older women that aren't interested in having an affair (which is a good thing imo). having browsed /adv/ though, i'm not supposed to have that intention, i'm supposed to talk to them without expecting anything in return. also, i'm unemployed so i really don't feel like dropping cash like that. i have a little setup at home, plus a boxing bag so i don't see the need to go to a gym. i've heard its a good place to meet people but i'm not exactly a sculpted stud to attract anyone. this was long winded and too much effort. thanks for reading.

>>56295096
an apple what? i'm guessing pc. its kind of fun to take old things apart and get them working again. like my motorcycle.

>>56295105
it wasn't a bad day i guess, more active than usual. i didn't even trade the market at all today, which is also kind of a good thing because it pretty much crabbed.

>>56295118
Why did that faggot delete his nifty little chart? Was he afraid people would laugh at his Itty bitty wittle chart that will never pleasure a woman?

>>56295104
you need margin if you buy -> sell -> buy day after day. PDT kicks in if you do it all on the same day

>>56295021
I mean.. obviously. But did you have something specific in mind?

>>56295116
I've been extremely bearish on Apple. I'm not sure what tech companies I would put my money in ATM though.

So we're seriously just going to violently crab around every time there's some anticipation of a nothingburger data release? How absolutely fucking lame, just a bunch of faggot speculators slamming around 0dtes. How long until that shit is outlawed, or is it the new normal because it lets big money fuck everyone over even harder?

>>56295122
I currently have 5036 "available for trading" and 36 "options buying power"
(for context, I started the day with 5000 in the account, traded with about 4000, and ended with 4072.)
i'll take that to mean i can use the 5036 for normal trades and the 36 for options trades. presumably the other 5036 will open up for options trades in a few days

>>56295138
Yeah im at the point im almost questioning apple entirely. no new products. just another boring iphone. not doing much else. im at the point im considering ditching it entirely. I do like meta here.

>>56295144
I am down 10% in less than a week I am experiencing the exact opposite of crabbing

>>56295129
The Apple 2 is a very old personal computer, it's apple's first real consumer product. The whole architecture is pretty wacky and in many ways it was kind of a packaged version of Steve Wozniack's homebrew computer with some improvements.
If I get an OS and floppy drive set up I might be able to use it as an offline distraction free word processor.

>>56295033
You're sorta late to the bond short party, chief. We're getting Yellen intervention, Boomer selling KO to pile into TLT, the works.

>>56295118
there's a big difference between printing money and making money. the key catalyst for growth is how receptive the economy is to taking printed money and turning it into productivity. malinvestment generates inflation which requires tightening of the money supply and further economic weakness

i donated a snowboard to the thrift store today and they already had it priced and in some guy's cart before i parked the car and went inside to look at stuff myself
they sold it for $50 within seconds.

>>56295156
>We're getting Yellen intervention
intervene what and why?
please elaborate.

>>56295151
My issue with them is they way they've been treating their developers. It's killing the software library for their platforms (especially iOS.) They're following a very common trajectory for large tech companies and don't seem to have any willingness to pull out.

>>56295153
I'm talking about the last three months or more. We have a fat red day because of some bullshit like job number speculation, not even actual data, then that red day causes another red day because faggots freak out, then we undo all that red in a single day because people unwound their shorts or both the dip, then it repeats forever. It's so fucking lame.

>>56295063
That was me and I never said blow a couple spy puts on some dumb shit. What are we going to do with you.

>>56295166
winter is coming

>>56295127
idk 170k sounds right.

https://www.fxstreet.com/economic-calendar

>>56295144
Credit is the economy so anything that will change the lending environment will drive the economy.

>>56295129
Wtf are you looking for women for if you don't have a job? You should be looking for a job first, save up money, invest, self improve, do daily transcendintal meditation, take that 2 week vacation to go out to some forest in either England or Japan, trip lsd/mushrooms/peyote, face and vanquish your inner demons, and then maybe you should distract yourself with women. Get your priorities in order anon, you are never going to live your dreams if you don't begin seriously waging war with yourself daily.

>>56295048
Paul ryans prediction DEBOONKED
https://www.factcheck.org/2013/03/charting-ryans-debt-exaggeration/

Current projection:
https://www.cbo.gov/sites/default/files/images/full-reports/2023/59014-fig1-1_deficits-debt1.png

>>56295171
Good point too. apple is slowly adding creep features of control and irritation that doesnt help consumers. im leaning towards ditching it even more now.

>>56295002
I hate Indians as much as the next guy but not a huge fan of all the fecal matter AI posts taking over 4chan.

>>56295168
Yesterday she publicly stated "Higher for longer rates is by no means a given". She wouldn't jawbone and Fight the Fed like that unless she had some backroom Jewish magic at work. Today TLT stopped its decline, so lord knows what it'll take to continue it.

>>56295043
>>56295135
I'm an insider, it's Joever.

>>56295188
It depends on the kind of woman you're looking for.
Do you want the kind that lives with her grandma and will fuck you in the state park or are you trying to get the girl you know from church to marry you?

>>56295188
that's one approach. i also think it's totally fine to not care about all that and just be satisfied with yourself and go directly for what you want, if it's possible to get it. the whole "need a job / nice car / nice clothes / fit" to get ladies isn't true if you're normal looking and aren't a sperg
many roads to attain satisfaction

>>56295033
That’s my son.

Bros.. we lived through the 2010s. The greatest bull run in modern history. We all could have easily made it yet we stood idly by and did nothing. Now it's too late. It really is too late

>>56295203
damn that sucks

>>56295209
If I had known what a tax deferred retirement account was or had been more careful with my bitcoin passphrase (or both) I wouldn't be looking for a job right now.

Who wants to play a round of "Guess that chart"?

Hint: It does involve some squeezing.

>>56295177
hey, thats one way to put it. that might help. you DID say i had to go out and do something different, and i DID say that going out requires money most of the time.

>>56295188
>>56295206
i've got a mortgage, i own my 3 vehicles, and i have a couple hobbies that i've been neglecting. i've been at war with myself for over a decade now. i don't think there will ever be peace, but i'm much more concious than the average NPC. that said, during this war i've seen other people get their girl AND fight their inner demon so i'm a bit envious.

lmfao

>>56295209
boomers' fault

>>56295209
Silence fool, I >>56293736 gained more this year than you would have in the entire 2010s. How did I do it? Commodities.

>>56295002

>>56295224
I mean this in the nicest way possible. And I do not currently have a position in oil. "lmfao" at heemed bulls is an excellent bottom signal.

If jobs beat expectations by even a little, we'll probably see a rip back to the upside.

>>56295198
Yeah. I don't want to be reminded of jeets.

>>56295156
>>56295168
>>56295033
Ackerman back in August called this bond market like a pool shot and made a ton of money shorting bonds. He thinks both the fed and the 10 year are done raising, but his 30 year position has another 15% to go. Do with that what you will, im waiting for TLT to hit 84 than dumping the last of my powder into TMF.
>>56295188
Based

>>56295201
Shes jawboning with no teeth which is kinda par for the course

>>56295238
thats neat buy you know they chose that picture on purpose, it is literally the female wojak but male

Why is this shitcoin pumping?

>>56295238
The fact that the market moves at all, let alone sharply, on the release of numbers that everyone knows get revised later is actually absurd. Can't wait for a stupid fucking day where people act like a nothingburger is the end of the world.

>>56295251
I'm just saying don't get caught offguard. They usually pull some trickery that takes days or weeks to come to life.

>>56295246
What kind of returns do you expect out of TMF and over what time span?

>>56295028
Eight more years to go

>>56295256
Heard they moved up earnings to be a month early.

>>56295255
In other news...
Dick Butkus is dead

>>56295266
What can she do? We just saw a hot swap from stable divyies to bonds to stabilize. If she tries to auction under market.. There will be no bid.

>futures

>>56295238
I'm expecting a short rally but medium term we should see crabbing.

>>56295268
70% over 3 years. I think it works out to 19% a year. Not great but it’s a good hedge to a market collapse. I very much doubt China would invade Taiwan but I said the same about the Ukraine. Should that or a big recession occur, your positions are covered.

>>56295274
How the fuck is that bullish? I thought shorting TTOO was free money

>>56295275
who's dick butkus?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YNIvCM_3hYg

>>56295278
I don't know, I'm a gentile and not the treasury secretary.

>>56295291
Don't follow the stock, just reposting what I heard last thread.

>>56295279

>>56295300
he played for the chicago bears. be really fucking careful with meme magic these days

>>>/vg/449118276
Artificial Academy 2 General /aa2g/ #1294
Lunar Rabbit Edition

Welcome, this general is for the discussion of ILLUSION's Artificial Academy 2.

COPY ERROR MESSAGES WITH CTRL+C, PASTE THEM WITH CTRL+V INTO GOOGLE TRANSLATE. JUST CLICK THE WINDOW AND PRESS CTRL + C, IT WORKS.

>Downloads:
/aa2g/ Pre-Installed Game, AA2Mini: https://tsukiyo.me/AAA/AA2MiniPPX.xml
AAUnlimited updates: https://github.com/aa2g/AA2Unlimited/releases

>Information:
AA2Mini Install Guide:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vS8Ap6CrmSNXRsKG9jsIMqHYuHM3Cfs5qE5nX6iIgfzLlcWnmiwzmOrp27ytEMX03lFNRR7U5UXJalA/pub
General FAQ:
https://web.archive.org/web/20200216045726/https://pastebin.com/bhrA6iGx
AAU Guide and Resources (Modules, Tans, Props, Poses, and More):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17qb1X0oOdMKU4OIDp8AfFdLtl5y_4jeOOQfPQ2F-PKQ/edit#gid=0

>Character Cards [Database], now with a list of every NonOC in the megas:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1niC6g-Xd2a2yaY98NBFdAXnURi4ly2-lKty69rkQbJ0/edit#gid=2085826690
https://db.bepis.moe/aa2/

>Mods & More:
Mods for AAU/AA2Mini (ppx format, the mediafire has everything):
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/vwrmdohus4vhh/Mods
/aa2g/ Modding Reference Guide (Slot lists for Hair/Clothes/Faces, List Guides, and More):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1gwmoVpKuSuF0PtEPLEB17eK_dexPaKU106ShZEpBLhg/edit#gid=1751233129
Booru: https://aau.booru.org

>HELP! I have a Nvidia card and my game crashes on startup!
Try the dgVoodoo option in the new win10fix settings.
Alternative: Update your AAU and see if it happens again. If so, disable win10fix, enable wined3d and software vertex processing.
>HELP! Required Windows 11 update broke things!
winkey+R -> ms-settings:developers -> Terminal=Windows Console Host

Previous Thread:
>>>/vg/447875110

>>56295300
Some Chicago Bears football player. He was noteworthy or ethnic enough for msn to give him a red banner so the /sp/ folks might know him but that is quite the name he had

>>56295287
Interesting. I'm up 70% ytd from my SOXL/UPRO portfolio so I think I'll stick to that experiment but if I had an extra 10k I might follow your idea

>futures

>>56295324
Fuck yea Brother. In Aug I went 50/50. It’s been so painful since but hoping we are near the top of bond rates. Who knows though.

>>56295315
We're not going to buy your closed source game. Half of us are laid off tech workers gambling with what's left of our 401ks.

>>56295315
Wtf are you shitting up my thread for? Get your shit together man!

How’s everyone feeling about unemployment #s ? Walmart was packed! Of course it is early and those folks may have been on the “draw”

>>56295223
Glad you had a nice day! Ignore the hyperbole that you must post with to be here! Make a plan. Living day to day is like spiritually living paycheck to paycheck. Make a plan and get it done otherwise much of your life will be spent doing the tasks of others.

>>56295340
Why all the shoes?

>>56295373
Because niggers are dumb.

>>56295373
They're from the black jews that were burned alive during the 2020 riots.

Why has KO dumped?

Alright microsoft that is enough news articles lmao I can't do it anymore today

>>56295271
Likely, maybe even longer.
No rate cuts before this thing hits zero.

>>56295343
I think we're close but I wouldn't completely write off the possibility of some absolutely retarded fuckery happening. Honestly I think most of this red has just been Cramer types selling puts to retail bears after whipping up the fud machine for a couple months. Guess we'll see?

>>56295351
I think it's going to be within like 1% of expectations either way but the market is going to freak the fuck out like this one, for some reason, is THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE EVER

>>56295382
mexicans discovering water or something idk

>>56295373
>CULTURE

>>56295351
>about unemployment #s ?
several sigma beat

>>56295393
They can do some .25bp but rate cuts arent happening because inflation is sustained and accelerating.

>>56295238

>>56295382
KO, PEP, MNST, CELH, TAP, SAM, every drink company got rekt.

>>56295419
>They can do some .25bp
Yeah. To the upside.

>>56295223
Muh inner demons, bro

I'm so complicated, bro

I'm conscious of muh complex neglect, bros'

Gonna fight the inner demon, bros' ya and get the girl.

>>56295419
Lmao GO OUTSIDE

>>56295429
I thought the icing on the cake was referring to others as a npc. You are clearly a npc that just doesn’t get it!

https://wolfstreet.com/2023/10/05/ecb-balance-sheet-qt-e1-77-trillion-from-peak-now-down-to-e7-07-trillion-shed-43-of-pandemic-qe-assets/
>43% of QE assets shed by QT
>SP500 still up 65% from pre-QE infinity
>QT is accelerating
>ECB is also hard at work shedding assets
give it to me straight... how over is it?

>>56295440
Sustained and accelerating.

>>56295467
It all depends on inflation. When is it over?

>>56295481
How does $30 Big Macs sound?

>>56295481
I don't know but I think it's going to take some time until much of that excess credit starts getting drawn down. Probably will have to come to defaults, that's the fastest way to get rid of credit. To write it off as a loss.

>>56295223
Look women even if you marry them, have kids with them, and do everything right for them are still a distraction because at the end of the day will talk shit about you with their friends, forget about you, and get over you while they divorce the shit out of you. The one thing that isn't a distraction in life is purpose and if you are being genuine with yourself then nothing can separate you from that. Look at fucking Tom Brady, his dumb bitch of wife divorces him for no good reason despite being a good dad to his kids and loving husband. The reality was that Tom Brady's wedding ring was a transient thing but the glory from his seven superbowl rings is fucking eternal and no one can ever deny that. Get in touch with your purpose in life because everything else will fade especially putting so much emphasis in a partner who lives in autopilot mode with their surface level feelings about everything.

>>56295487
It’s like 30$ for two people to eat. In our lifetime it will likely quadruple at the very least

>BIDEN WILL MAKE COMMENTS ON JOB DATA FOLLOWING REPORT RELEASE

WHO IS REDEEMING THE SOXL? BLOODY BITCH BENCHOD SOXL SHILL

>>56295487
>>56295488
But inflation is measured as a rate of change. You are looking at the aggregate. It could go up 1000%, as long as the year after is 0, we are good.

>>56295523
It's gonna be a victory lap, to promote the success of Bidenomics
Unfortunately... jobs data being good means the economy is still too hot and the Fed will have to raise rates even more!
We're still fucked!

>>56295524
Hold SOXL no matter what.

>>56295481
>>56295487
>>56295488
M2 trending lower is a mystery to me, honestly.
Where is this "money" or "capital" destruction occurring?
>inb4 FED balance sheet run off
Someone has yet to succinctly explain to me how the FED letting their holdings mature can me a monetary deflationary event.
For the principal owed to the FED to be repaid at maturity, the government has to issue NEW DEBT just to pay that principal to the FED. Remember, the government is running at a constant deficit and gov debt is constantly on the rise.
It's a ["zero sum game" + the interest attached] kind of thing at best which still is >0 hence monetary inflationary.

Can anybody explain why M2 is contracting with everybody running deficits and debts exploding?

GOIN' BACK TO TANGIER
WITH SOME JORDANS AND A SPEAR
POST-CHRISTIAN SHIT
POST CHICKEN AND THE EGG AND DICKS AND SHIT
WHO GIVES A SHIT
PASS THE SHERM STICK
NEO-REALITY
BE THE FREAK YOU WANNA SEE
JUST DON'T FOLLOW ME
I'M ON A JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THREE
GRAB YOUR FUCKING CHAIN AND DRAG YOU THROUGH THE BIKE LANE
WHILE EVERYBODY'S LIKE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>56295546
M2 includes credit no? Letting credit mature or default reduces M2 money supply. Remember credit is just fugazi

>>56295523
I can tell that I’ve been ridden by biden.

I GOT THIS PREGNANT SNAKE
STAY SURROUNDED BY LONG HAIRS
A PLETHORA OF MANIACS AND SPIRAL STAIRS
make-your-water-break
IN THE APPLE STORE
SINK OR SWIM, WHO FUCKING CARES??
CUT THE BIRTH CORDS, PRESS SEND
YEAH, THIIICK
GAGA CAN'T HANDLE THIS SHIIIT

>>56295550
>Letting credit mature or default reduces M2 money supply.
explain this to me in light of
>For the principal owed to the FED to be repaid at maturity, the government has to issue NEW DEBT just to pay that principal to the FED. Remember, the government is running at a constant deficit and gov debt is constantly on the rise.
and
>Can anybody explain why M2 is contracting with everybody running deficits and debts exploding?
I'm actually willing to listen and be corrected in my errors of thinking.

>>56295523
>>56295555
Trust the plan Biden bros.

>>56295513
She left because he broke a promise he made a long time ago, after telling him she would if he did that multiple times. Your advice is largely stupid other than the general gist of "stop being a simping bitch".

HEADED FOR THE SAMMY DAVIS WING
THROW UP A BLACK HOLE AT THE ENTRANCE OF LINENS N THINGS ON THE WAY
NEVER CALL IT A DAY
VISIT TESLA'S GRAVE SITE FOR THE NINTH TIME TODAY
STILL ON THE WAY
BIGGER WIGS

>>56295546

>guessing….They need it to pay terrorists in (bills) to attack us so we can be rattled, galvanized and wrathful towards some cause. Likely Russia,NK, Syria and/or Iran or some other based currency debaser.

>>56295524
>>56295542
Should've stuck with BAKA calls. SOXX has far less NVDA.

WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA
I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA
I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS
>I'm in
I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS
>I'm in
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
>I'm in
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

>>>/vg/449118276
Artificial Academy 2 General /aa2g/ #1294
Lunar Rabbit Edition

Welcome, this general is for the discussion of ILLUSION's Artificial Academy 2.

COPY ERROR MESSAGES WITH CTRL+C, PASTE THEM WITH CTRL+V INTO GOOGLE TRANSLATE. JUST CLICK THE WINDOW AND PRESS CTRL + C, IT WORKS.

>Downloads:
/aa2g/ Pre-Installed Game, AA2Mini: https://tsukiyo.me/AAA/AA2MiniPPX.xml
AAUnlimited updates: https://github.com/aa2g/AA2Unlimited/releases

>Information:
AA2Mini Install Guide:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vS8Ap6CrmSNXRsKG9jsIMqHYuHM3Cfs5qE5nX6iIgfzLlcWnmiwzmOrp27ytEMX03lFNRR7U5UXJalA/pub
General FAQ:
https://web.archive.org/web/20200216045726/https://pastebin.com/bhrA6iGx
AAU Guide and Resources (Modules, Tans, Props, Poses, and More):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17qb1X0oOdMKU4OIDp8AfFdLtl5y_4jeOOQfPQ2F-PKQ/edit#gid=0

>Character Cards [Database], now with a list of every NonOC in the megas:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1niC6g-Xd2a2yaY98NBFdAXnURi4ly2-lKty69rkQbJ0/edit#gid=2085826690
https://db.bepis.moe/aa2/

>Mods & More:
Mods for AAU/AA2Mini (ppx format, the mediafire has everything):
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/vwrmdohus4vhh/Mods
/aa2g/ Modding Reference Guide (Slot lists for Hair/Clothes/Faces, List Guides, and More):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1gwmoVpKuSuF0PtEPLEB17eK_dexPaKU106ShZEpBLhg/edit#gid=1751233129
Booru: https://aau.booru.org

>HELP! I have a Nvidia card and my game crashes on startup!
Try the dgVoodoo option in the new win10fix settings.
Alternative: Update your AAU and see if it happens again. If so, disable win10fix, enable wined3d and software vertex processing.
>HELP! Required Windows 11 update broke things!
winkey+R -> ms-settings:developers -> Terminal=Windows Console Host

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>>56295550
>… includes credit …

No. It does not and neither does m1.

GO CATCH A JPEG TO THE HEAD, ÜBER REACH
YOU'RE AN INTERN, ON WIKILEAKS
MOST LOVED THEREFORE MOST HATED
COME KNOCK ON THE DOOR WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU
GAME CHANGER
RECLUSIVE AGGRESSIVE
YINNIN AND YANGIN AND NOIDED
INFO WARRIOR JACK THE HACKER
THE ROLLING STONER
PROPHET OF DISASTER

>>56295584
*ŚMH calls

Point is, AMD, TXN, NXPI, etc are fucked and getting more fucked.

>>56295568
>listen to my advice of the importance of making a woman the cornerstone of your life's existence
Yeah no, be careful out there guys like you get caught up in messy divorces. The reason for their divorce is still dumb like your thoughts on life.

>>56295555
checked but wasted, also sounds pretty gay dessu

>56295588
Checked, but please go the fuck away

MY EXISTENCE IS A MOMENTARY LAPSE OF REASON
GOT THE DNA OF GOTHIC LEMONS
SHRED IT THIRTEEN TIMES OUT OF ELEVEN
YOUR BAD IDEAS ARE THE ATM
SHED MY SKIN
LEAVE IT FOR THE HOMELESS TO SLEEP IN
TRYNA GO FUCK THAT NAUTICAL
TEACHIN' BITCHES HOW TO SWIM

>>56295603
I’m not a fan of being a steed my fren. Not for anyone.

>>56295595
ok that makes more sense then

I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA
I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA
I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS
>I'm in
I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS
>I'm in
I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA
I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA
I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS
>I'm in
I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS
>I'm in
TEACHING BITCHES HOW TO SWIM
TEACHING BITCHES HOW TO SWIM
>I'm in
TEACHING BITCHES HOW TO SWIM
TEACHING BITCHES HOW TO SWIM

>USDJPY

>>56295561
The difference is in who owns the bonds. Your not taking into account the banks money multiplier through loans.
When BANKs own more money they can do more loans, when BANKs have more bonds they can’t loan as much money.
None of this applies to hedge funds, insurance companies, or individuals buying the bonds for government debt.

https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/06/openmarketoperations.asp

NOW BACKSTROKE
THROUGH YOUR K-HOLE
DON'T RUNNN
YA MIGHT SLIIIP
THE TABLE'S FLIPPED AND NOW WE GOT ALL THE COCONUTS, BITCH

>>56295568
I don't really give a fuck, but relationships are built on trust and understanding. If you're trusting your wife not to fuck the pool boy or her yoga instructor you're expecting her to understand why you're able to break your promise to her of retirement and spending more time with her... she's still only got a female brain and you're probably better off breaking up. I feel bad for the kids since the parents can't instill a set of conservative values and will grow up to be super insecure liberals even though their pedigree is top notch.

BURMESE BABIES UNDER EACH ARM
SCREAMIN' BEAUTIFUL SONGS
THE CRAY CRAY ULTRA CONTRARION
HAVIN' CONVERSATIONS WITH YOUR CAR ALARM
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
SOON YOUR CREW WILL BE SERVIN' SANDWICHES NAMED AFTER ME
VIETNAMESE STYLE FOOL, PLEASE

>>56295405
Just like every smg is the best my friend. We live to love to live to live to live. Everyday is a new day.

I just do calendar spreads in advance and average down on the one I’m holding the the exaggerated move and then heem them for what I can swing relative to the risk.

FRONT ROW AT THE MASS GAMES
UNTRACEABLE BY NAME
YOU SPEAK OF US IN CERTAIN CIRCLES, YOU WILL BE DETHRONED OR DETAINED
GONE
GONE
YOUR SHIT IS GONE
GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

>>56295655
You still with the Asian chick, baggie?

>>56295666
For the sake of us all, if you can't spread the wisdom of Bidenomics just stop posting, or do us a great favor. Instead of using ebonics please attempt to explain everything you know about Bidenomics. Nice trips BTW, I don't want you to kill yourself you seem like you might be useful. So do it.

>>56295715
Yeah she's super sick... I mean we might lose her.

>>56295603
>jews getting bred out
I'm not mad

>>56295726
>>56295735
I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA
I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA
I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS
>I'm in
I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS
>I'm in
I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA
I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA
I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS
>I'm in
I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS
>I'm in

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>56295744
Checked,
Can you please provide something more than glowie ramblings? Not all of us are bipocs.

>>56295735
What is she sick with? I'm sorry to hear baggie.

>>56295737
Doesn’t work like that. They are matrilineal. The bidens are being consumed. Have you never even been with a woman ?

>>56295755
Y'all niggas n crackas don't even know psychohistory.

Wheatbros, I've set my reslurp orders.

>>56295757
That's where you are wrong kiddo. Satanism is passed through the fathers bloodline. It doesn't matter the religion of the mom when the kids are going to get raped under an alter anyway to become chasels for demons.

>>56295757
>You don't know that jewishness is matriarchal?
>Are you a virgin?
Lmao, I have to assume you are autistic

>>56295767
Polish CMC wheatfarmer. BAN UKRAINIAN IMPORTS

>>56295756
It's too personal and for her sake I must say no more.

Like fucking clockwork
Swiss, even...

>>56295793
Is it breast or ovarian cancer? There is nothing personal about dying baggie, everybody does it.

>>56295513
yeah yeah, i've heard it all before. my purpose is to provide and protect my family, pass on my knowledge and wealth to my heirs, and creampie my wife. i'm not attractive, and i'm too serious about relationships in a time where women are trying to "find themselves". in about 5 years, they'll grow out of it and then they'll want someone stable. its the same song and dance. i'll either find someone or i won't, simple as.

The default is unavoidable.

>>56295766
*Cliodynamics

My glowcheck just dropped read it n weep chudz

Bros I fucking hate doing squats but I'm doing them anyway.

>>56295561
>>For the principal owed to the FED to be repaid at maturity, the government has to issue NEW DEBT
I'm pretty sure we're not there yet but we're getting close. Otherwise maybe you'd be right but it wouldn't matter.

>>56295820
Econometrics, actually, but that doesn't have the same amusing pop culture references.

K EYNESIAN
E CONOMICS
K ILLS BEARS

>>56295828
Nice. A penny earned is a penny saved.

>>56295780
>autism
It honestly had never occurred to me until a good buddy asked me in earnest about it one day. After some testing apparently there were some markers for it.I was 29.

Tldr; yah

>>56295792
It seems that the Ukrainian counter-assault and also Russia's have come to a standstill. Is it a stalemate?

>>56295841
Turchin is pop culture now?

>>56295866
Asimov

buy in October and go away, just like last year

>>56295830
about to upgrade my routine to a 4 day lifting schedule with squatting and deadlifting twice a week each and running on the days in between
currently once a week with 2 runs
your body is capable of so much more than you give it credit for
good times

>>56295862
no its the end of the 'deplete old ww2/cold war assets' storyline

>>56295872
Nice sounds like you are working on that leam physique

Daily reminder that the US debt is the biggest fucking nothingburger of all time and you shouldn't be allowed to vote if you think it matters

>>56295820
Exactly. Humans don't change, so their patterns repeat. They're predictable.

>>56295894
They're either raising taxes or spending less to cover the interest so that matters.

>>56295907
Is kruse running point in any of these conflicts ?

>>56295894
Interest payments will exceed tax receipts in 2024. :^)

>>56295908
wrong, retard. go read a book before you post in stock market forums.
>>56295914
wrong again
reminder that clown world is a russian psyop

Bidenomics schizo's bearish euphoria is making me so bullish.

>>56295914
its ok we'll take out a loan to pay the interest

>>56295926
>>56295929
"Russia" is your Emmanuel Goldstein in the dystopia you're building.

>>56295929
My nipples are hard and so is my cock just thinking about it. The people watching me workout at the gym are terrified. No one wants to spot me but needing a spotter is bearish anyway so fuck it.

>>56295930
Who are we selling bonds to at that point? Probably just the Federal Reserve.
I guess it makes sense the boomer era ends with the whole state literally pulling itself up by its bootstraps.

>>56295935
>Goldstein
ITS DA JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOS!!!!!!!!!!
Why are bobos always also antisemitic? I guess both are low IQ traits.

>>56295935
yeah, and Biden is your great satan right?
and Trump is your 'god'? you fucking heathen.
You will get whats coming to you for worshipping an idol.

I know that this is /smg/, but how many of you own treasuries?
I am thinking about buying some, like $15k but am wondering if I should wait

Futures are definitely saying we get a santa rally, followed by a crash in the spring, and a recovery around the next spring.

>>56295914
WE NEED INTEREST, IT MAKES THE ECONOMY GROW
INTEREST IS GOOD, DONT YOU WANT TO BUY THE NEW 2025 DODGE BUTTFUCKER GT?????

>>56295942
Literally read a book, retard.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nineteen_Eighty-Four

>>56295946
Keep strawmanning, I'm sure someone will listen to you eventually.

>>56295913
>conflicts
The action starting in 2033 is all part of the same war. Though some pedantic assholes in the future will "but actually" and argue shit like Ukraine should also be included.

>>56295953
I own ETFs. I might by TIPS if the spread drops or if we get another interest rate hike I might get some <1 year treasuries.

>>56295964
>"Russia" is your Emmanuel Goldstein in the dystopia you're building.
>Keep strawmanning, I'm sure someone will listen to you eventually.
>Literally read a book, retard.
kek, retard. go read a book called rules for radicals before you post here.

>>56295929
>>56295926
>both show up roughly at the same time
Sloppy work, pay docked.

>>56295953
Now's a decent time to claim 5% interest a few months at a time via money market funds and t-bills. Something like the 2 year will also snag you some capital gains when the F.E.D. cuts.

Longer term 10 or 30 year bonds are a trade, like any other.

>>56295972
He's got three IPs he uses. I'm not sure where the third is right now.

>>56295964
Reading is unironically for stupid people, Sam Bankman-Fried is right. If you're actually intelligent you will digest information in much faster and more efficient ways.

>>56295972
1 pbtid faggot
>they always accuse you of doing what they do

The inverse head and shoulders on the 15-30min ES Is legit. Gonna be interesting

>>56295976
Meds.

>>56295988
I haven't taken them since 2007 fuck off.

>>56295968
Why did you freak out when I threatened the rootless cosmopolitans last night.
Did it strike too close to home?

>>56295996
youll have to be more specific, I talk to alot of retards on here.

>>56296002
Dementia brain, many such cases sad.

No wonder you're such a fan of Bidenomics

>>56296007
no im a fan of money, you're a fan of peddling fear and being a broke loser. btw, I hope you've done your taxes.

>>56295946
>and Biden is your great satan right?
No America is the Great Satan retards, how many times do I need to repeat this shit to you.
AND IT WILL FALL

>>56296013
Switched IP's I see.

>>56296010
> I hope you've done your taxes.
I pay the same amount of taxes the oligarchs, and pedophiles in power do.

>>56296023
so you dont pay your taxes and you believe the news that says that others dont. kek. you are so fucked retard.

>>56296020
Just started talking to you tard, but there is the dementia brain kicking in again.

>>56296020
Retard.

>>56296030
>>56296029
mmmhmm so funny
>>both show up roughly at the same time
>Sloppy work, pay docked.

>>56295028
The Fed giveth, the Fed taketh away.

>>56296034
R E T A R D

>>56296028
>and you believe the news that says that others dont.
You are really an S-Class dumbfuck you know that.
It really encourages me, how absolutely mindfucked by their own propaganda you pieces of shits are.
I should buy more puts in your honor.

You fags are shitting up the thread with your autism

>>56296045
>>56296034
>>56295988

>>56296047
>by their own propaganda
as opposed to believing russian propoganda and hoping for their own countries downfall because of what? Muh jews? Kek thats why you retards cant ever say this shit in public. you know its retarded.

>>56296058
>hoping for their own countries downfall because of what
Your masters have made it clear this isn't the white man's country no more.
Have fun dying for neo-brazil

>>56296049
Impersonating me and posting gay shit doesn't make you cool, bobo.

>>56296065
>your masters
dont have any except God
>this isn't the white man's country no more.
never was
>Have fun dying for neo-brazil
nigga what, you're the one whos going to die for trump in your lil failed coup when he loses and goes to jail. you are on about 5000 lists bud.

>>56296048
Dumb slap fights like this are why name filters exist. You just see a block of hidden posts and save your eyes the hassle.

>higher for longer
dude weed lmao

>>56296081
>you are on about 5000 lists bud.
The diversity hires at the NSA can put me on all the lists they like.
I can make list's too bozo.
>never was
Literally designed to be ruled by landowning white men of good character, must be the common core education kicking in

>>56296094
and lose yourself a lot of money
>>56296099
inflation is under control and came in lower than expected last report. Surprise cuts next week to rape all bobos.
>>56296104
>diversity hires
pol retard detected

>>56296110
>pol retard detected
I'm going to put you people into a camp.

>>56296122
im sure our camp will be a lot cooler than the camp that you're going into.
>white men of good character
so not you

I'm leaving /smg/ for today because it becomes unbearable once putsRnotDaWae (and the accompanying samefagging aliases Glowie, PhD in Bidenomics, bullsarethegoodguys) arrives.
And I'm not sure what's worse, the shitting up the thread that comes from cumBreathIsDaWae or the other lot of you low IQ retards on /smg/ who constantly fall for their bait and replying in the most unintelligent ways imaginable so that this fuck is given the opportunity to tap dance on your fucking dumb faces.

Go fuck all of you.

>>56296099
DUDE
TLRY PUTS
LMAO

>>56296126
Masturbation machines, thermodynamic-ally impossible ovens, the swimming pools and theater halls.
The whole nine years.

>>56296133
and /smg/ is much better for it, its not like you've posted anything worth while at all. continue to hope for your countries downfall while the rest of us leave you behind in a pile of green dust. faggot.

>>56296138
>more pol psychobabble
you have a whole containment board for this stuff. cant you go shit up that place

realistically how many congressmen has Boebert given blompkins to?

>>56295630

$45 for 3 burritos at CMG. Meat so fatty it was inedible. Disgusting. Adding to short position. You won't listen. You'll see. Idiots.

>>56296153
He's literally been trolling you the whole time. Why do you come here posting as a "Glowie" and then get surprised when real alpha intelligence shows up.

There's a reason we did it first. We went into the woods. Shit got cold. Food got scarce. And we became more intelligent.

Now shill me a goddamn stock you goddamn honkey.

>>56296171
kek, now that is a troll attempt. everyone else here actually believes the pol psychobabble.

>>56296169
I have gotten violently sick every time I eat there. They have literally never been good.

>>56295209
>we lived through the 2010s
>we all had a chance to make it
I wasn't old enough to get a job or legally own anything for the majority of the 2010s ._.

>>56296177
Not everyone
>>56296169
But I do believe Chipotle Media Group is up to their shenanigans again

guys come on.
it's spooktober

>>56296187
>speaking on behalf of others
so are you trying to troll or are you just switchign IPs and trying to backtrack. lmfao.

>>56296195

>>56296205

>>56296197
Do you really think smart ones don't exist. I'm not the same person though. I'll tell you that.

>>56296133
>replying in the most unintelligent ways imaginable so that this fuck is given the opportunity to tap dance on your fucking dumb faces.
I was in rare form today, I don't whats got your panties in a twist.

for me it's Trader Joe's Mandarin Orange chicken
and i do believe i'll have some now

>>56296210
>I'm not the same person though. I'll tell you that.
I guess ill just take your word for it

What would convince you to invest in Disney (ticker: DIS)

>>56296233
low price + massive legacy, im in on christmas calls

>>56296237
Cringe + blue pilled

>>56296246
yeah your pictures are pretty bad

We will be coming down some more.

>>56295546
M2 doesn't include 'large' (+$100k) time-deposits and some other near-money account types, Fed stopped releasing this data at the end of 2021, money stock has likely not actually fallen at all

>>56296220
That stuff is the greatest. It beats restaurant food. Trader Joe's doesn't do Instacart though. I know that cus I shopped for Instacart.

CART is down 25% since it IPO'd. I don't like the company anymore because they're offering less pay this year. But we don't even know what their earnings are

so lemme get this straight, if jobs numbers is accurate and target is hit, the market goes down. however, if the jobs numbers is off by a margin, we get a rally?

>Fell for RTX (down 18%)
>Fell for AMD (down 8%)
>Fell for AAPL (down 0.34%)
>Fell for KO (down 10%)
>Only up on SPY

What kind of an ass hole thought combining croissants and pizza was a good idea? I shouldn't be eating pizza after the gym anyway. I just fucking made myself depressed in so many different ways looking at this.

>>56296342
The market will go up either way

>>56296388
its actually pretty good and low calorie for amerifat food.
>>56296413
forever and ever, Amen. especially once we get this tax money.

>>56295568
She just used a convenient excuse to bail and divorce rape

>>56296427
>its actually pretty good and low calorie for amerifat food
Mh fair assessment but in my heart I know I still haven't earned that pizza.

>>56296448
step down and get a jack's

>>56296455
I'm getting one of those shrimp trays with cocktail sauce. I haven't done that in a while and I'm feeling in a shrimp kind of mood. I got salad stuff at home to have with it.

These are pretty good

I bought some XLE today. Still cant believe I straight up have a 15% fucking percent loss on buying Chile stocks to diversify.

>>56296488
kek retard fell for a russian psyop
>buy our oil at the top anon!!!!

>>56296494
Traders just doing trader things speculating with future contracts.

>>56296463
>>56296475
i saw this tiktak about onion dip where its a mix of onions, sour cream, cream cheese, parsley, chives, butter, and smoked fish. basically made into a spread and served on a faguette, or any bread really. i think i'll make it tomorrow

>>56296488
see you at the top anon! they laugh now, but later on they'll be bitching and moaning "why didn't i buy it when it was at $X?" like they do every time

>>56296352
There's no reason to own AMD when NVDA exists

>>56296507
There is no reason to own NVDA when SOXL exists.

>>56296503
>buy our -20% bags retard
>ok
kek always a greater fool. thanks for proving them right.

>>56296516
Why would I dilute my nvda holdingd with shittel and AMD. Are you fucking retarded?

anyone bullish im starting to feel insanely bullish

What the fuck? Since when do we have tranny stocks? I'm gonna keep deadnaming this shit Kellogg's.

https://www.morningstar.com/news/pr-newswire/20231002de26318/kellanova-formerly-kellogg-company-announces-completion-of-the-separation-of-its-north-american-cereal-business

>>56296563
5 minutes, 1 hour until it's Sukkot in New York.

tick tock baggot

>>56296342
A high/hot jobs number (that Biden is scheduled to brag about) means more inflation and Fed rate hikes. At that point, we're on the road to SPY 350 EOY and that fucking Krugman timeline is real.

>>56296568
wtf else do they make? Protien shakes for women?

>>56296585
The name probably tests better among Latinxs, the world's top growth market!

>>56296560
>>56296516
NVDL is the thinking man's NVDA.

>>56296579
ok so we DON'T want more jobs, we want more unemployment.

>>56296587
>Kell Ogg -> new kell
Heh Don't know what "ogg" is supposed to mean in anglo saxon or whatever but I'll buy it.

>>56296601
yes, all shareholders should demand mass layoffs to fight rate hikes

>>56296601
That's correct, anime girl. If we got, say, a negative jobs number:
1) The Fed will expect inflation to cool, so won't hike and may even cut. That brings down bond yields, helping stocks.
2) Long term growth expectations for the US should drop. Again, bringing down bond yields and helping stocks.
3) As Biden gives a speech celebrating the terrible job numbers, he's more likely to stroke out and/or be forced to resign. Which would be incredibly bullish for stocks.

Personally I'm rooting for -150k jobs but would settle for -50k.

>>56295849
based saver

>>56295953
goddamn, dem nails are so inviting and hot

>>56296614
>saver
I haven't had my car pass state inspection in three years because the tickets are cheaper than it costs to fix or replace.
You bet your ass I'm saving.

>>56296612
>>56296613
well i lost my job on tuesday so i did my part.

>>56296161
Checked

>>56296627
>>56296601
We're all in it together bros.

>>56296627
I'm sorry to hear that. Ganbatte in your search for new employment

How do I sell my USDT using bitget?
I think I fell for a scam ;-;

>>56296623
Dude you could find the state inspectors that accept bribes and do it. I do that and it's only a little extra. I'm not getting a new car. Even fucking car payments on used cars are like 600 a month right now. This is fucking stupid.

>>56296613
My god… what if he resigns ? Would we hit 480 this month or next ? I didn’t even think about this…

I like how yields and the dollar dropped off in less than two days, that was some “recession.” Literally everything is bull flagging

>>56296652
Yeah but this way I'm not committing fraud. They write me the ticket (probabilistic but I've only had one in three years) and I pay it. It's all 100% (or like 80%) legal it's just retarded.

>>56296638
searching? i'm going to trade 0DTE every day until i get to 6-figure hell

Baking

>>56296673
Isn't it fraud on the guy passing you? Fuck

>>56296613
If that's even the real Biden I doubt he knows where he is.
Just ten years ago Biden was practically right wing. If he was going to stroke out over something he was saying in a speech he would have done it by now.

>>56296672
>>56296672
>>56296672
>>56296672
Halloween bake

>>56296653
We moon to 480 within minutes. Then plunge to 380 as people realize who takes his place.

And that election fraud means we'll be stuck with the lazy rigger for like 9 years.

>>56296627
...........I lost my job on Tuesday too
.....did we work for the same hilariously mis-managed company?

>>56296709
don't tell anyone i avatarpost Yui

>>56296718
Who would I tell? Neither of us work there anymore, assuming we worked at the same place

>>56296733
You could always drunkenly email your old coworkers like I did last week.

>>56296745
Yeah that's dumb, I won't do that. I also never got any of their email addresses. But, did we work at the same place, or not? Company started with an S

>>56296767
No mine was one of the last six letters. We did all our work over email so I had everyone's email memorized.

>>56296767
>>56296779
hope you guys find a new one soon.
were yall in finance? what industry

>>56296779
Ok then. We did all our work over Slack
>>56296837
I was a software engineer at some stupid startup that was being run into the ground. I have savings and I've been wanting to take a break for a while, so I'm not in a huge rush.

>>56296837
"Software Engineering."
I have more faith in my side project being successfully monetized than getting a new job desu.
Although the response rate for my applications has been pretty high so maybe I should be more optimistic.

>>56296570
sukkot deez nuts

>>56297021
Lol let's have a look at the CME...

>>56297108
Aaand we're up!