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When hyperinflation hits you crypto nerds will freeze during winter because you can't burn your crypto to stay warm. We fiat chads and metal stackers will stay warm. We'll burn the fiat and keep our shinies next to the fire so they stay hot. And get this, crypto cucks, I have so much silver I can melt it down into the shape of a massive dildo and then I'll heat it up with my fiat fire and stick the hot silver dildo in my ass. My ass will be warm while you freeze to death looking at your fake "crypto portfolio" numbers in the trillions of dollars, meanwhile I *know* my silver is really worth $100,000 an oz and my gold $10 million an oz... and no the COOMEX hasn't been squeezysquoozen yet but guess what crypto nerds, I'm STILL stacking and when the global thermonuclear war and alien invasion occurs and rabbi jesus returns the world WILL recognize the true value of my metals and the COOMEX WILL collapse... meanwhile you crypto nerds will be frozen, suffering from radiation sickness and abducted by aliens.

>> No.56292174

I'm all-in crypto and you're right.

>> No.56293103
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>>56292174
I'm all in in your chocolate factory.

>> No.56293123

>>56292147
nice incel manifesto, didn't read a single word

>> No.56293143

>>56292147
LOL

I AM MINING ON OVER 30 GPUS THE ROOM IS HOT AS FUCK. ENJOY YOUR LITTLE FIRE THAT BURNS OUT AS LONG AS MY CABLES ARE PLUGGED IN I HAVE NONSTOP INSANELY OPPRESSING HEAT

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>>56292147
But Makoto promised me that if I keep buying XOR and saving the community from the imminent floor he will give me a fancy debit card to buy a PS5 with my 10 billion XOR!

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>>56293123
>nice incel manifesto, didn't read a single word

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>>56292147
burning is illegal, you cannot carbon
the goon will kick your door

>> No.56294096

Cryptobrowskies.... how can we respond to op without sounding mad?

>> No.56294099

>>56292147
>>56293143
LMAO praise Jesus Biz is funny again

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56295432

>>56294099
>

>> No.56295437

>>56292147
Bravo. I nominated this post best of craigslist and gave it updoots

>> No.56295452

>>56293143
LMAO I remember trying to mine. a stack of 16 antminers heated the cropduster-sized hanger at my old property to ~105 in the dead of winter. Those things are no joke.

>> No.56297225

>>56294096
Impossible.

>> No.56297276
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56297276

>I can burn my fiat
You probably liver somewhere retarded like Florida that never gets cold (likely due to the low average IQ of Florida). Why do you need to stay warm at 55° Fahrenheit? Are you that weak?

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>>56295432

>> No.56297340

>>56295432
>>56297323
If you guys are gonna soiquote eachother please do it properly, thank you

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>>56297323
Hey man, that was uncalled for. I don't approve of you portraying >>56295432 as a plebbitor. Perhaps you are projecting are YOU are a plebbitor yourself?

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>>56297323
Hey man, that was uncalled for. I don't approve of you portraying >>56295432 as a plebbitor. Perhaps you're projecting and YOU are a plebbitor yourself?