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>dead eyes
>crazy eyes
>slide thread

fair chart desu. you just put the toilet seat down a few times and get her to stop nagging its pretty easy

>>56284183
>implying she will stop nagging then

>>56284171
I wouldn't blame him for cheating on her.

>>56284196
yeah the red flag here is that she's overpromising. or the guy is a mastermind and got her to make this while acting like she's in control

>>56284171
>No nagging
>Female
>Possible
>Implying

The chart only has 6 days.

>naked hula dance from yours truly
Wow, that's a real deal right there. I'm sure he's ecstatic to see his old, wrinkly wife's beer gut jiggling around as she unenthusiastically swings her cellulite and stretch mark ridden ass around in a circle

>>56284171
>nah im good i paid one of the cute gook girls at the massage parlor

>>56284171
>no anal
>no goldenshower
>no shitting in her mouth
that cuck isn't even trying

>>56284171
psychotic eyes

>>56284171
Only cares about
>attending kid’s bday party
>blowjobs
>simple possessions
>wants to sleep away from her

Doesn’t care about
>nagging
>lap dance


An ugly wife is always a treasure in the home.

>>56284171
what's it like putting your wiener in someone's mouth?

>>56284392
It gets boring unless they swallow it

>>56284171
wow, imagine a clear system of rules and rewards.

Like clockwork.

>>56284171
>> just 10 more years of stickers, trust me

>>56284171
I once had a PAWG hipster girlfriend in the early 2010s, and she was addicted to cock.
I could randomly whip out my schlong on a whim, and she would suck it and swallow unconditionally.

millenials and boomers are by far the WORST gens

>>56284171
> Free Pass to Strip Bar
> Free Pass to hang out with Sidechick for the weekend
> Anal play
> Massage back after day of work
hmm i need to make one of these

>>56284171
>I get out of the day have free card
What?

>>56284751
you have to sleep in a dog house during a hurrican3

>>56284751
*dog house
It's a term for a woman being angry for an excessive length of time over a minor insensitivity.

Watch any episode of Everybody Loves Raymond. He lived there for the entirety of the shows run, and it made the show unwatchable.

>>56284553
Millennial here, wait till we reach our final form. I’m already turning into my father, I even secretly hate everyone and think the world owes me while simultaneously thinking people are fucking lazy and need a better work ethic AND also hating work myself like a true boomer.

This is enlightenment.

*sips*

>>56284565
This is a good list though

>>56284171
this is why you date and marry 18 year olds. You won't end up like this soi male

>>56284905
paige hill is scum

>>56284565
>makes a list instead of finding a new woman who actually does all of the above because she wants to
>doesn't realize it's 2023 and literal ENM exists
this is the most beta post i have ever read on this board. protip: if you need to make a list to get what you want, you're with the wrong woman. you're just finding awkward cringe ways to get around being a rapist and get her consent. find one who just gives it to you, they exist. ffs this board is retarded.

I see no problem with this arrangement. In a marriage, communication is KEY and both partners must make expectations and responsibilities clear and without ambiguity. Positive reinforcement is the best motivator and teaches the partner that good behavior is to be rewarded.

>>56285000
no retard. communication is key BEFORE you get married(no idea why you would in 2023) so you don't have to deal with this bullshit later.

>>56284392
Kinda tiresome unless you actively fuck her mouth

>>56285000
The chart and stickers are like how 1st grade teachers give the kids gold stars. It's humiliating.
Don't just look at the chart too, look at their faces. She's manic, he's dead inside.
This is horrible.

>>56285628
it's basically abuse but they can get away with it because the chart serves as a contract to any lawyer.

>>56285660
And if he tries to escape he gets gutted legally.
He might be staying because of the kids, but the kids are going to be fucked in the head because of her, and she'll get them if he leaves.

>>56284171
It should be a bingo card of random household chores and when he gets bingo the only reward is blowies. My God, she's spending his money on the beer anyways. Unless he isn't allowed to drink lmao.

>>56285777
checked, praise be. save the men, jesus.

This is an excelent idea that may have saved my marriage.

>>56285777
jesus fucking christ

>>56284171
Needs mommy’s sticker chart where not filling out all those in a week results in a brutal beat down

>>56284387
>lap dance
It doesn't even say lap dance. It says "Naked hula dance." It's some quirky white woman bullshit that she won't take seriously. It won't be sexy, it won't be spontaneous, it won't be playful, nothing about that incentive seems worth it. She'll what, shake her hips and do that wavy arms thing for 5 minutes while he sits and watches? What dogshit. I'd earn it on purpose and then start watching porn on my phone full volume when she tried to "give me my prize."

>>56284220
This

>>56284171
>wash dishes six times
>get a 12 pack
pretty good payoff desu, assuming it's not coming from my own money kek

>>56284544

leave some pussy for the rest of us

>>56284171
>>56284181
>>56284196
>>56284202
>>56284242
nothing will make this girl wetter than one day he just loses his shit, beats her in the middle of the living room then violently rapes her

she will be mad, shocked at first but then she will become very docile

this guy needs to do his job as a man

>>56284553
Gen X is worse than both for being a little cock sleeve for boomers. Millennials are snarky, uppity and don't take shit lying down, even if they're ultimately powerless.

>>56284993
Tits or gtfo

>>56284392
Depends, some females feel embarrassed and just give a depressed version of without knowing it. BUT and I mean BUT, if they know what they’re doing, laying back and getting your dick sucked is the most amazing thing in the world. I never understood how good it could be until I found a few chicks that didn’t give a fuck how they looked and were just a degen, sloppy whore sucking dick.

And it’s just really cool to have YOUR DICK in THEIR MOUTh.

>>56284370
Based sub

>>56284905
are you me

>>56288089
I have this boomer galore neighbour pair in my living block, which I'm living next to separated by rather thin walls. These creatures basically lived here since they were in their twenties. Never evolved. Somehow degenerated into a energy-perserving state close to actual hibernation.

Everything, and I mean e-v-e-r-y-t-h-i-n-g about the boomer meme is true in their case. They live to gain power over each other, their children, their sourroundings. Lying almost seem to be prime nature ot them but the interesting part about them is how the old male person does audiably indeed get his balls emptied once in a while, and the remaining, almost negligble life force seems drained from him. I am actually sitting in awe of this now, years after connecting the dots, discerning between the groans and hoos that appear daily because almost thrice a day one of them scream or growl wakingly as if they're haunted by nightmares or just don't want to wake up, but need to, like they actually are dying in a way. Like they're forgetting to breathe. Or reach some sort of emotional deadspace as close to actual, emotional or physical stillness.
All they do, besides, nagging, bickering and laughing once a week rather sourly while waching television, is napping. Day around. If they're not getting some other boomer pair to exchange slander. Day around. I know this because I'm a neet by profession. Imagine their glee and their hate. Hate and glee exites them.

Their thrice-a-day wake-up screams and moans are out of this world. They indeed have no life, yet they must bicker, degrade and care not about everything not going their way but my point is that I believe the blowjob part is rather key to understanding these creatures, and how the power dynamic between them operates. The woman part the active part conjuring flaws and the passive male part is actively normalizing the evil she radiates.

I think you can get your soul sucked partways out of you by creatures like this.

>>56287379
>married to woman
>assuming it's not coming from my own money haha!
What use is a life partner if you can't even combine finances, retard?

>>56284424
This guy sticks his dick in BPD insanity
o7
>>56284392
Feels good man but if they're not getting their hands involved and going after it like your cum has the cure to cancer in it and they're 99% tumor then it can get boring or lackluster. Find you a good woman and the head is ridiculous, me personally I won't accept any less enthusiasm than I have when I eat pussy and I get in that shit like a bulldog cleaning out a mayo jar.
>>56288317
This is the only downside, if you have any simp in you at all you'll let cancer ruin your life with a smile because your balls are empty. It's worse with nerds and the effete.

I don't understand what's so bad about this, people do daily tasks in phone games and gacha games and don't get guarantee blowjobs

>>56288528
It's just a meme and probably staged but commodifying intimacy and withholding it until someone fills out a task chart like a six year old is at best some degen fetish shit and at worst indicative of someone being broken beyond repair.

>>56288539
If you're in a long term relationship it's not necessarily commodifying it, more allocating resources to distribute it. Wife can't be fucked having sex sometimes because we are so busy and tired, but if I could do xyz and she would guarantee it then why not?

>>56288494
>I eat pussy

>>56288550
Because sex in a relationship shouldn't be commodified. If you do the thing and she has to suck your dick because contract, but she doesn't want to do it, then she's just going to start resenting sucking your dick. If you instead incentivize sucking your dick and only do it when she wants to then you get your dick sucked more gooder and it becomes something she looks forward to. You make her think sucking your dick is her idea and a fun time by just doing stuff with or for them and making it a goal they actively want to work towards and enjoy and you'll have to start saying no to getting your dick sucked because your balls are about to implode.

Works the same way in reverse about eating pussy. Basic psychology works a lot better than some dumbass chart that makes the dude feel like a child and the woman feel like someones mom which is the least sexy thing ever.

>>56288601
>I don't eat pussy

>>56284319
Holy fucking shit I'm dying from this kek
So beyond real

>>56284171
I would never be in that situation. But if I was I'd just mess with her head by barely doing the sexual ones and always keeping the toilet seat down for example

>>56288906
>I would never be in that situation. But if I was I'd just mess with her head by barely doing the sexual ones and always keeping the toilet seat down for example

>>56285777
Yes and if he leaves she will probably go be a whore and put his kids in extreme danger of getting abused/molested

>>56284392
It’s honestly one of the greatest pleasures of life. I love getting my knob slobbed. Now that I’m older, though, I know a few things. Never ever cum in a girls mouth. When a man ejaculates, he expels fluids but he also intakes fluids. The human mouth is a disgusting thing. You absolutely do not want to intake saliva into your dick hole. Yeast and other bacteria now have a direct line to fuck your prostate up. I wish I knew this back in high school and college when I was getting head 3 times a day.

I’m also a Christian now, born again, and it is gravely sinful to ejaculate anywhere but on the inside of your wife’s vagina. I have a feeling there is a reason for this that’s related to the fluid exchange previously mentioned. If your wife has a clean vagina, I hypothesize that there are bacteria in the vagina that are beneficial to a man’s prostate health and overall health.

I have tested this too. After years of being a masturbater, I noticed my urethra would feel inflamed after rubbing one out. I also noticed that this feeling did not occur after ejaculating inside a vagina.

>>56284171
My jewish conservative trad wife gives me bjs on demand, and anything else i want. Some weeks i get 3 or 4, sometimes i go a couple weeks between because i wanna do other stuff. Most modern women are an absolute plague upon mankind. Find one that was homeschooled and raised without a tv/internet in the house and youve struck gold.

Also you have to be a decent redpilled person too and not degenerate porn addict autist....so i guess im wasting my time typing this here

>>56284196
The sticker chart is a legally binding contract it's not like some worthless prenup.

>>56284171
He'll probably gain more pleasure not doing anything she wants than getting what he wants from her.

>>56284261

>>56284392
It takes a real trashy whore to do it well.
90% of women can't do it.
The other 10% I don't want to associate with.
If someone managed to teach an innocent girl to do it right only for them, they're one in a thousand but good for them.

Based unhinged jewess controlling her gentile slave beta

>>56289400
>My jewish conservative trad wife gives me bjs on demand, and anything else i want. Some weeks i get 3 or 4, sometimes i go a couple weeks between because i wanna do other stuff. Most modern women are an absolute plague upon mankind. Find one that was homeschooled and raised without a tv/internet in the house and youve struck gold.
>Also you have to be a decent redpilled person too and not degenerate porn addict autist....so i guess im wasting my time typing this here
Common jewish W

>>56286439
Good idea, but it would be more psychologically damaging to her if you crack open a book instead of even looking at porn. Something somewhat dry, like Moby Dick or a textbook on economics, and when she, naked, tried to protest, look up and give her a half-ass indulgent smile, as one dismissing a child, and look right back down to the printed pages.

>>56289395
>Yeast and other bacteria now have a direct line to fuck your prostate up
Isn't this just due to your immune system sucking from getting older? If you use your own spit to jack off with wouldn't that also lead to the same thing?

>>56292406
She hates what the central banking marxist magapede jews have done to this country almost as much as i do. Shes not for gassing them yet, but soon maybe. Messianic Jewess are where its at. Stay away from the rest, theyre pure evil

That cuck needs to make "Mommy's Sticker Chart". If she doesn't nag for a week then she gets a reward of not getting her tits sliced off and being buried in the forest.

>>56291525
This. I think the only ones that do it well and are somewhat stable are pornhub couples. That's the only solution if you want regular good head. I've stopped caring really.

>>56284171
Psycho eyes on her, dead soulless eyes on him. Of course.

Imagine putting up with a woman's silly demasculizing bullshit when all you had to do is say No im not a fucking hamster in a cage. Youre my wife. You will suck my dick whenever I need it sucked. Like now. Suck my dick.