/biz/ - Business & Finance

insider here. guy in the yellow jacket is satoshi btw

first

FIRST FOR 1000 EOY

>>56257531
What if LINK becomes bigger than Ethereum before 2025? imagine

I missed what he asked with the raising hand and taking out to dinner.

>>56257531
just 15 more years

>>56257531

>>56257546
Swift guy said 20

>>56257547
"who here wants to maintain gas tokens for 100 chain?"

He was being a huge Chainlink CCIP advocate.

>>56257547
if people want to buy gas on every chain
really makes you think

>>56257542
Satoshi is the guy in the plaid shirt, putting on a conference with the leaders of the international finance system.

when 81000?

WHERE IS FRANCISCO

>>56257556
>>56257554
Okay "that make sense" thanks

>>56257565
need to get her foot on chain

I'm like 90% sure they're going to announce a gasless execution gateway...

>5, 10, 15 years before adoption

It's all so tiresome.
At least another 2 bullruns will be missed.

>>56257565
I would financially put my LINK into her CCIP

>>56257569
FUCKING THIS - WHERE IS HE??

ahhh, the gentle whispering euroclear man

>General
this is a LINK board you dumb newfag tourist

>>56257531
>Fatman keeps saying “sure”, “makes sense” and covering his mouth to cover his burps.

>Old guy on his pijama keeps shilling AI to drive attention to his 20 yo gf, and complaining about free speech being dangerous

>Price keeps dumping

ITS FUCKING OVER

Swiss CBDC by end of year

>>56257580
You retards dug your own grave when you fudded your own investment for years because you didn’t want normies to buy and cause a huge speculative pump. Now your success hinges on the traditional finance world completely redefining how they operate kek. Genius move. But hey, at least we kept Reddit out!

>>56257599
LMAO BASED

>>56257593
fuck you faggot I'm tired

>>56257583
>>56257569
He's giving them today to make up for their past transgressions. If they don't announce something good then I suppose watch out for tomorrow..

>>56257597
>to his 20 yo gf’s company*

>>56257531
There's always something that just shows how bootleg it all is. Industrial Rhythm, Sergey wearing sneakers, Eric Schmidt video calling without this being shared first and covering absolutely nothing of substance relevant to CL and (at least by my gauge) setting up his departure from the project
Idk why I was so excited for this one when I never was for any in the past because I knew the playbook
I am so so so so fucking tired

I'm half in LINK, half in BTC. If the good guys win with Bitcoin, I make money. If the bad guys win with CBDCs connected to the crypto casino, I make money. I feel like the Jews betting on both sides of major wars.

>>56257599
this

ohhh shit this is going long, might even be planned to end just before Kemal

>Financial Marshmallows

>>56257614
i, too, am feeling uncertain and doubtful. i fear for the future of the project.

WTF, The SIXT guy just said they will be connected to CBDC by the end of the year.

>>56257597
Assblaster did more for the price than the collective experiences from Smartcon

>>56257628
calling out fudd doesnt work when people are showing genuine disappointment you cl advocate

kek chuddies

>>56257630
this

>>5625762
>looks at phone
makes sense

>>56257599
>Now your success hinges on the traditional finance world completely redefining how they operate kek.
quite the opposite, chainlink enables them to connect to blockchains while keeping their legacy system, have you even watched any of sergey's speaks/interviews in the last 2 weeks?

>>56257614
>SWIFT was very pleased with it
>bootleg

The rep from ANZ is participating in the product keynote yet. Likely an announcement on the carbon credit token referenced being implemented

>>56257642
The whole point of investing is to sell before getting this jaded in your investment.
Or at least in the early stages.

If you're that disillusioned and still holding, then you're a retard.

>>56257614
eric is such a faggot as well
imagine listening to him brabbeling about conspiracy theorist for half an hour
>ONLY WE THE OVERLORDS SHOULD HAVE REACH NOT YOU GOYS
>i'm pro free speech btw hihi

>>56257583
In his lodge, he is going to make his entrance soon.

>>56257597
This Smartcon is worse than last year's. Last year we had meme drummers at least; this year, it feels like they already blew their load pre-Smartcon with all the bank announcements and shit. Nothing new to look forward to now.

>>56257599
>It's the-seething-plebbitor-who-missed-out-on-cheap-linkies episode again
You keep posting this in every thread like a sad motherfucker. Retail will not pump your bag you retarded monkey. Shib, Doge, and Pepe were manufactured pumps with big players behind them. Remember Nano? It was shilled 24/7 on Reddit yet never pumped. Link will never pump like those meme coins. The sooner you accept that the better.

>>56257642
this so much. my fear, uncertainty and doubt is very genuine and I will head to the Binance cryptocurrency exchange to sell all my Chainlink (ticker: LINK) tokens asap

>>56257642
you should try dropping the "advocate" and "chainlink labs" thing which just amounts to putting your hand up and saying "i'm a fud spammer", because literally nobody else uses those terms.

>>56257531
this is beyond embarrassing
why do we even need annual smartcons?

making gold real world assets?

wat

PAXG already exists but okay.

this talk is overall fundamentally bullish

>>56257669
this
>oy vey people are spreading """misinformation"""

>>56257675
I made huge gains on Raiblocks what are you talking about

>>56257667
this anon is real. you're right im a fucking moron for bag holding this shit after sergey lied about ccip in 22.
>>56257677
>>56257676
these to morons work for chainlink

>>56257679
when they say real world assets in this context they mean real world tokenized* assets

>>56257580
>>56257546
>>56257553
you idiots arent even listening properly, those guys are saying it would take 10-15 years to replace their existing tech/systems with DLT tech and that's why it's good that CCIP can already communicate with their current legacy systems so it won't take that long

>>56257678
these conferences are mainly for devs and connection making, if you actually go there just to watch presentations which will be public info right after regardless then you're a dumb moron

imagine paying to go smartcon with schimdt as first listed speaker on the website
>this shit
wheres francisco

>>56257691
>im a fucking moron for bag holding this shit after sergey lied about ccip in 22.
Yes.
And yet here you still are and will continue to be for years to come.

>>56257696
>you had 15 years

>>56257657
Redefining how traditional finance works isn’t me saying they’re throwing everything out and starting over. But you have to be the most daft retard if you don’t realize how much work is involved in traditional finance adopting stuff like CCIP so that they can move away from T+2 and have instant finality.

>>56257703
>>56257702

>>56257691
that's right bro I'm a chainlink labs advocate and I get 10k LINK a year to say faggot on 4channel

>chainklink

kek

>>56257702
no u

>>56257703
Abit out of the loop here, which Francisco ?

>>56257691
holy esl

>>56257702
what fucking networking? where is the networking of sergey being bored out of his fucking mind and muttering "makes sense" every 10 minutes while eric is shitting on chainlink and crying about misinformation?
this is a waste of time for everyone involved

>>56257704
nope. Getting out this bull run, if we get one
>>56257715
you dont know how to use the word faggot like a dog whistle correctly. here is a tip, the only way you will learn is to spend so much time on here you corrupt your soul. You dont have it in you

>>56257720
The shadowfork has finally been unveiled.

>>56257671
I think it’s time to admit that the revolutionary idea of decentralized oracles being implements by two guys in a nail salon (based and innovation-pilled), has been hijacked by the parasites Sergey hired himself (cringe).

>>56257630
Agreed. A new generation of spoonfeeders has to be born, otherwise there’ll never be another pump.

>>56257614
>setting up his departure from the project
>Schdmidt: You as a CEO and… whatever I am at that point

AGHHHHHHH ITS FUCKING OVER SCHMIDT IS JUMPING SHIP ABORT ABORT!

>>56257737
>Getting out this bull run
You're choosing to stick with a coin in which you are genuinely disappointed and whose CEO literally lied to you for this bullrun?
Are you insane?

>>56257737
kek fuddie

>>56257726

>>56257675
this

>>56257531
Finally there's a fucking general for you baggies. Let's keep it contained after this con show is over now

>>56257734
It is an industry event. So, there are people who are actually trying to develop things and events like this are an opportunity for them to connect with other industry members. But we understand that an unemployed loser like yourself might not be familiar with this.

>>56257444
Agreed. What absolute attention whore faggotry. It shouldve just been a kind anonymous gesture. Also, th..thanks for letting everybody know what I had for lunch and invading my privacy. Men at that level don't play that kind of shit, you never know what info you accidentally reveal doing that.

>>56257737
Fascinating, do go on. I'm new here.

>>56257720
is this were all of sergey's dumps were invested? retard hires who can't even spellcheck for a public event?

>>56257758
>but we
nice pronouns

>>56257751
Kek Based

>>56257734
what do you think is happening right now? anons are out there having lunches with Ari Juels while you squirm at public presentations lmao. not to mention the entire dev side, basically talent hunting

same with any tech conference. going there just to watch presentations means you're a dumb moron

>>56257748
>Schdmidt: You as a CEO and… whatever I am at that point
You do realise that Eric was just talking about his current career in general, right? He's no longer got an easily defined job, he's just helping out a bunch of random projects (Chainlink included) in various positions. That's what he meant.

>>56257786
its a networking event

>>56257750
kek chuddie

>>56257763
>>56257750
cool story bros. When is your lunch break? i will be here because im fucking stupid and have no life. So we can continue when you get back
>>56257749
im trying to work my strat ight now. I can rotate out into meme shit yes but will that be the same as last cycle. the market has evolved so maybe retail will want to buy something with actual working product. Then the other side of me is thinking pepe pumped, but that was clearly coordinated.

also would you guys network with Allison?

it's fucking over
it's actually over
sell everything
the hype was fake

>>56257786
>what do you think is happening right now?
people are abandoning chainlink and institutions who showed interest are looking for a way out while holders are commiting mass suicides because this is one of the most embarrassing public events i have seen in decades

>>56257599
kek
Good.
And it's good that people are still fudding. I want to see the retarded faggots cry again. Only high IQ people deserve to win. If you have the leaders of the international finance system saying that their experiments actually worked and they were very pleased, but then fall for some fud on social media, you deserve to be poor forever. Your genes will not be capable of surviving in the world that is coming.

It's so weird and anxiety-inducing that solo presenters have to present without a podium. It's ok if you're a business-type of person, but for anyone else (eg. Ari, who is actually just a scholar) it must've been so weird and felt like he was exposed. He seemed kinda nervous when talking at first as well. Give them a podium so they have some defense!

>>56257806
I think Chainlink is a good project as well

>>56257531
we big boys now

>>56257816
this. Nobody wins, but us!

>>56257799
>everything but Chainlink is meme shit
>Chainlink has an actual working product

So you're basically admitting there is no better crypto than Link, yet you still spew retarded fud about it.
Get some help

>>56257832
chainlink doesnt pump, i want to make money not to pay sergeys salary and suck his cock the whole time.

>>56257737
Go back to plebbit you absolute midwit. This place is for autistic geniuses, deranged schizos, and complete fucking retards. You do not belong.

>>56257845
kek fuddie

>>56257793
Sure, makes sense.

*burps in hand*

>>56257845
>chainlink doesnt pump
And yet you still want to hold Link for the next bullrun.
You're beyond retarded

Something is lacking from this Smartcon, the vibes are different, at least. Finally figured it out, I miss Tiger mommy :( Also where is Rory...

>>56257599
/thread

You reap what you sow. A well deserved lesson

>>56257849
you are making my case stronger that you are an advocate everytime you post
>>56257855
im not selling at a low price. there is nothing stupid about that, if the markets pump as a whole link will also. im not going to get chopped up trading shitcoins when i can just wait for the cycle to play out

>>56257864
>:( Also where is Rory...
he is preparing his next dumping explanation to post in discord

>>56257864
0 energy, that's what's missing
it's as if they had this smartcon because of the expectation that they need to have one annually, not because they had anything to show

also rory was shortly in the beginning sergey-eric video, setting up their call

>>56257877
>im not selling at a low price
If Chainlink won't pump, then how is this a "low price"?

You have a legit 75 iq I bet.

>>56257560
Can you imagine if at the end of his keynote he actually announced he was Satoshi Nakomoto, creator of Bitcoin.

>>56257877
I'm not the person you were replying to before, midwit faggot.

>>56257882
>it's as if they had this smartcon because of the expectation that they need to have one annually, not because they had anything to show
This. THey already announced everything outside of Smartcon. So it's weird to have this big livestreamed event. If they want to host their hacker houses then go ahead but these presentations are a waste of time right now.

Kino music where do I buy the soundtrack?

>>56257896
give him a break, he's still figuring out the whole 4chan thing.

>smartcon
>eric schmidt doesn't even show up
>everything pumping
>chainlink dumping

pottery

>>56257886
its not pump on anything they produce, just BTC pulling it up.

>>56257786
>end of smartcon day 1
>ari carrys his gaming pc into the the conference room
>steve setting up network shares with his bootleg copy of CS1.5
>ari slips on big mac wrapper
>sergey embarassed grunt and slips out of room to roof for bubblegum flavored vape
>chris trying to run ethernet cable that is clearly too short
>francisco enters with fists drawn
>chris runs for exit but gets hamstring cramp from not enough running
>franscisco ignores steve because nobody knows who he is
>ari flees to toilets next door to hide
>networking

>>56257916
I was literally just about to post this. Really nice song.

>>56257919
Sorry, anon. You're right.
>>56257877
Please continue with your retardation, plebbit faggot.

>>56257919
I think they are just creating a track record for the singularity

>>56257946
For >>56257915

Where the fuck is Kemal

>>56257702
i'm sure the 8 people in the audience (of which 3 were journalists paid to be there) networked the shit out of each other

Show time bois

>music
holy fuck it's over

Are you guys watching the kemal one now? Dude with the black shirt and lisp

Ugh why the fuck did I have my hopes up that they would announce some game changing thing. It's the same every fucking year, this conference is always a letdown and price crumbles.

Forget $1000 I'd be excited to see $10 again at this point. Meanwhile, Bitcoin pumping and LINK getting left behind.

I'm so fucking tired, bros.

CLICKER

clicker intern...

The clicker doesn’t work!

>clicker ran out of battery
what a shit show

>Clicker doesn't work

A sign of things to come

god damn it

NEW TECHNOLOGY

ITS OVER, EVEN KEMAL CANT SAVE US

HE COMPARED CHAINLINK TECHNOLOGY TO A DEFECTIVE CLICKER. ITS SO OVER

CLICKER
CLICKER CLICKER

Clicker clicker... Welcome to Barcelona

manifesting gasless gateway N O W

>Chainlink is strictly superior
finally some bullish news

What the FUCK is this slide? Bros???

Visa and Mastercard are using CCIP?

Is he cooking?

>>56257975
Coins that have outperformed LINK (8.2%) this week grows and grows.
>ETH +9.8%
>Bitcoin Cash +19.1%
>MATIC +9.9%
>ADA +10%
>SOL +22.8%
>UNI +8.6%
Yet from the carry-on from shills you'd think we're at fucking $20.
Actually a pathetic demise. I'm a literal retard for holding this so long. The baggie sell pressure is just enormous.

>>56257894
Yes, but that would be a very bad idea. Especially if he is Satoshi. It would be pretty fucking funny if he wasn't and he did it though. It would almost be worth the obliteration of all my linkies' value.

>>56258034
oh he's cooking alright

>>56258024
did anyone screencap the blackrock visa slide?

the product announcement is that they are building chainlink

>Blochains

>>56257882
Smartcon is just a pale copy of EthCC.

>>56258041
I spotted Fidelity, JPMorgan, Citi

What the FUCK

>absolute industry standard for bringing data on-chain

HERE WE GO BOYS

>>56257755
You fuddies need a fuddie general where you can share your shitty memes instead of shitting all over the board

>>56258037
Should've bought Substratum and Bounty0x instead.

aaaaand dumping ffs

CHAINLINK DATA STREAMS

Kemal is really the MVP when it comes to delivering hype speeches.

>to to SOLVE

Pull oracles going live, Pyth is kill

CAMEL MUJAHIDEEN ALLAHU WACKBAR

what the fuck are data streams

https://chain.link/data-streams
IT'S HAPPENING

Lmao was this supposed to be this Smartcons big announcement?
Lmao fucking pathetic

>early access only
>just another type of oracle
It's so fucking over

>>56258055
>>56258088
Checked and based autist.

Literally free money if you short the news. FREE MONEY.

wow more walled whitelisted beta early access.

This is hot

>>56258088
omg

>Literal who cares
>Literal who cares
>uhhh probably some more

Fuck this shit.

holy FUCK they're live on GMX on arbitrum HOOLLLLLY BASED

>>56258091
Low Latency Data Feeds.

>>56258083
he's the best speaker on the team. chainlink did very well to get him.

Synthetix pushed aside for betraying with pyth

>>56258098
vrfs can now also be used without having to buy link first. that's a huge usability improvement, maybe they'll make an additional $100 that way

>>56258097
GMX is literally dumping right now, you just can't make this shit up. Smartcon is like poison.

>>56258081
^_^

HNGGG

https://chain.link/data-streams

I wonder how the Synthetix team is feeling like right now.

Kemal is covering everything, so wtf is Sergey going to talk about? He even used Sergey's typical slides of "$8trillion+ TVE, 10billio data points delivered".

THEY'RE DUMPING BITCOIN HARD AS DATA STREAMS LAUNCHED HAHAHAHA

$7.88

>>56258141
>lokal valuta

CYBERCODE 2.0

>>56258147
Google BARD LLM using Chainlink AI guardrails

>>56257928
That's what I'm saying, you're retarded if you still hold something that you yourself say "won't pump".

I'm explaining your own logic to you, and you're not getting it.
Dumbass.

>>56258163
>>56258141
Riktigt fucking stelt faktiskt

he's so smug lmao, thanks Kemal Mujahideen

>demand has just been crazy
>struggling to reach $1000 a day in total CCIP fees

here we go

>>56258190
Demand doesn't mean it all goes straight to mainnet dumbass lol

>>56258178
>>56258163
haha im totally an american hahah

BIGGEST AND MOST EXCITING.

>>56258197
brother they are announcing shit they have announced on twitter like its brand new

hopefully this poojeet pumps us

>>56258200
basert

ANZ is coming to the rescue

>>56258190
>only aave and synthetix on mainnet
>the rest 80+ are on testnet
based retard

>Chainlink now has representatives from the world's largest banks going on stage and talking about how their work with Chainlink is the biggest and most exciting development in their journey.

>>56258147
Sergey probably rolling out staking 0.2

>dumps

>>56258213
"Hello sirs i am so excited for you bastards"

FIRE THE CLICKER INTERN!!!

>CARBON CREDITS
>CLICKER WILL WORK
>IT WORKED

chainshit dumping as we speak. whales selling the "news"

Anyone else playing 3rd world farmer while listening?

https://3rdworldfarmer.org/

What kind of psycho puts up a picture of biden and zelenski in one of their main living areas?

>>56258220
>>56258149
Do you retards not see they are dumping the BTC they pumped pre-Smartcon? This is the playbook being used

>>56258221
keked. I chuckled IRL. Well done anon.

THE CLICKER IS SO FUCKING DISTRACTING WHAT THE FUCK THEY COULDN'T EVEN GET THE FUCKING CLICKER RIGHT I DON'T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT NEW ZEALAND DOLLARS AND AUSTRALIAN DOLLARS THIS IS BASIC BULLSHIT THIS IS NOT FUCKING IMPRESSIVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Time to build a dcn (decentralized clicker network)

>>56258105
FREE FUCKING MONEY.

Dumping on old news

These fucking typos
Fucking dumping while bitcoin pumps
This is fucking nonsense

Here comes the dump

>>56258221
hahaha. got me

>>56258233
We landed on the moon, chud

This poojeet has by far been the most bullish out of all the suits. Pump our bags, ranjesh. Announce the move from PoC to production.

>>56257531
well good to know we're not making it next year either

this is depressing

>>56258270
sadly just as this fella said >>56258202 its just twitter news re-announced kek

>>56258251
FREEE MONEY FOR MEEEE

Testnet only transaction, no production announcement. Years away from adoption

you guys do it to yourselves every year... this isn't 2017 anymore where scam partnership announcements pump price. At some point you have to actually have a product

No GA Mainnet announcement for CCIP

>>56257827
Kek there's no way he is that autistic about the shoes, he knows what he is doing. I bet he gets a kick out of coming to these events dressed like that, and knowing that the big professional and serious banks will be forced to associate with this weird guy because he has the tech that will save them from becoming irrelevant.

>>56258288
>no production announcement
zzzzzzzzzzzz

HAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHA HAHAHA

KEK BAGGIES CHECK IT

>>56258312
>>56258314
kek you ok bro?

>>56258233
haha holy shit I thought people were joking about that. Notice how it's covering up another picture? Probably a family pic he didn't want psyco's here to see. But to replace it with a Biden Zelensky prop pic is insane.

wtf are these cheesy pre built in powerpoint animations? they really paying someone $300k a year for this garbage?

I bought 100 lunk at $8 last night :(

Wow so no CCIP mainnet general access, no ANZ production announcement, this is becoming another useless conference

>>56258325
>pre built in powerpoint animation
As opposed to live animation?

kek fuddies losing their minds

>>56258237
>dumps more

this goober definitely posts on /biz/ with us

wow they have their own vitalik

>>56258346
kek

earlier this morning steve ellis said he wasn't that pumped for the announcements, i can see why KEK

>>56258332
I bought 1300 at $7.75 and it felt smart at $8.25. Not so smart now.

My heart can't take this shit. And now we are back to just following BTC moves and pumping the least dumping the most.

I'm SO FUCKING TIRED.

Fuck I missed the premiere. What cringe horror did Sergey reveal? Did the drummers from NY come back?

>>56258355
Checked, did he really say that?

dude reminds me of
https://youtu.be/D04wb7P_v-4

can any of you sirs plese provided me a link to the Smartcon event ?

what's with all the manic weirdos in these threads?

>>56258356
>I bought 1300 at $7.75
retard

This guy is more successful than I will ever be... im a piece of shit loser

>>56258378
smartcon.chain.link

Use a throwaway email

>>56258379
I mean just look at this tard >>56258356
it's all 1m chart staring brain fried gamblers unironically expecting a 10x pump right after they click the buy button lmao

>>56258372
yeah, he said it's because he already knew what the announcements were so he wasn't too pumped for the announcements. he said that he was more excited for dev tool demos and other nerd stuff like that.

Just sold 100% of my non-staked stack. I'll re-buy at $6.00, wish I sold at $8.25. This entire event has been a giant letdown, as usual

this is literally gui overtop uniswap. Fuck uniswap.

>>56258337
wtf is a live animation?

>>56258407
proof

so what actual announcements has there been so far? low latency oracles and functions?

>>56258411
You tell me, were you expecting the presenters to draw and animate powerpoint presentations while on stage?

>>56258400
Are you new here?

"i shouldn't have spent $40,000 on this glowing suit... i thought link would pump... im so, so fucked."

>>56258379
it's what giving money to a company and then getting ignored and dumped on for years does to people

>>56258407
Absolutely unverified

Ngl this has been one of the most disappointing smartcons to date. I feel like the magic has gone despite CCIP dropping and low latency oracles/functions. They keep dropping shit and leaving it in beta with no users and hype.

>>56258423
vrfs can be used without link now

>>56258423
It's literally called
>Smart
>Con
The only announcements being made are that billionaires are laughing about you buying their bags.

>>56258441
Yeah they should take next year off.

>>56258441
it feels like they are activley trying to not release anything

are there going to be any new announcements? Or all just recycled content and announcements? Feel really sorry for anybody who paid money to go to this

>Low latency oracles live on mainnet
>Functions live on mainnet
Announce staking v0.2 and I'd be a happy man.

>>56258423
basically every chainlink product is getting slightly better. from a nerd point of view its really good, devs will be more attracted to using link. they did a talk earlier about data feeds 2.0 basically. now they're announcing low latency oracles fully on mainnet, automation 2.0, etc. etc. but its basically shit we already knew about and things theyve talked about in blog posts before, nothing crazy or new.

>>56258431
Who is this based fluro reflective kind?

>>56258422
because of your digits

Functions will be bigger than price feeds. I wonder what the fuck beta on mainnet means though, when general access?

So the product has been the people you meet along the way
Jesus christ

Just woke up. Based on the price dumping, I guess I didn't miss anything.

>this will be the EEA moment for Chainlink I swear guys!
KEK

>sergey gets on stage for his next talk
>"Yes makes sense Kemal. I would just like to echo what he said. *reiterates what Kemal just said*
>leaves 30 mins early to eat paella

>>56258473
Probably still whitelisted addresses only, but on mainnet

>>56258453
>rush to release
>get hacked
>money lost forever
This is why you have never done anything great, anon.

If Sergey doesn't save this, I'm fucking selling and never buying crypto again

>>56258460
brother, seven years and billions of dollars and they cant or wont go to live production.

chainlink doxing its holders get out now

>>56258473
It's available for general access, he just means that it's not the final version of Functions and subject to change.

>>56258489
topkek

I honestly have no clue what Sergey is going to say but my best guess is it's going to be disappointing. How the fuck do they fuck up Smartcon so badly? Again and again and again. This guy just announced another thing - developer hub - something already announced multiple times.

>>56258468

>>56258493
did you hear what schmidit said? you will never catch every bug going through multipe audtis. At somepoint you need to go live. you're missing the forrest for the trees

Chainlink positioning itself as decentralized AWS

I'm cringing so hard bros

>>56258400
RIGHT AFTER I CLICK THE BUY BUTTON? I'VE BEEN CLICKING THE BUY BUTTON FOR SIX FUCKING YEARS.

>>56258528
Pretty much

>>56258535
Was your clicker working, its a common enough problem anon

g

It's show time Sergey. Don't fuck this up dickhead

>>56257531
What a failure this has project has been.

Smartcon 2022 was already disappointing. People were hoping this is just a long slump, but surely with people like Eric Schmidt on board they would do something. There was an anticipation pump, but Sergey just fucked things up and mumbled something of releasing pre alpha v 0.1 staking, less development than anyone had expected.
Then Smartcon 2023 comes. And is just a bigger disappointment than the SmartCon before. EVEN LESS hype. EVEN LESS anticipation pump. EVEN LESS energy. EVEN LESS product developments. EVEN LESS partnerships. Just NOTHING comes from it. From a 500+ people team that needs to get paid by diluting supply, NOTHING COMES.

What a disaster this has been. Hard lesson learned to NEVER, EVER marry your bags.Once it pumps, you dump it. Garbage shit. "In for the tech" does NOT exist, you are NOT rewarded for being early. You are rewarding for running before the hype. You could have made so much more money just pulling your money out and putting it into other promising projects over the last year. Chainlink will spend the next years wasting money on developers and beta-testing, it will NEVER reach double digits again. NEVER EVER. Once hype does, its over. Chainlink had its moments in 2020 and 2021, but now its just an old dinosaur token. No one will hype this shit.

>>56258517
Missing a bug in some server code could lead to downtime or customer data leaks.
Missing a bug in something like this means that everyone's money is instantly gone forever. When this goes live, it is unironically much higher stakes than anything that google does.

>>56258549
tl;dr

cmon bros.. just hang in there. 5 more years

>functions on mainnet
>automation 2.0
>data streams (low latency) on mainnet

no wonder fudders are spamming their little hearts out

>>56258535
you're buying since 2017 and you're now crying about LINK going from $8.25 to $7.75? kek

>>56258552
yah no shit. Did you not understand what schmidt said? you can not catch everything, you just cant. you need mass use to probe at it. its like painting a picture then focusing on the way a tree looks for years. you will never get shit done

>>56258576
when you put it like that... what is coming is inevitable

chris barrett painting has its own seat

>>56258549
People still don't get that the entire crypto sector is not needed, as a technology. BTC and ETH still attract speculative money for some reason, but wit alts it's one pump and a slow bleed afterwards.

>its about time

kek did u guys see the picture of sergey in the audience

>>56258579
Yes. I once was a multi millionaire and because then I still believed the market would wake up and see LINK as the only crypto worth buying I'm now just some dumb fucking "marine" who held all the way down and lost my chance at freedom. My real life is NOT going to begin EVER at this rate. FUCK.

Sergey revealing oracle marketplace here. Need staking 2.0

>>56258604
KEK

>>56258549
I agree. I thought this was the time to fuck up the doubters and join the top 10, let alone top 5.

They are bloated, underachieving, backstabbing sons of bitches. $50 seems like a pipe dream now

>>56258576
Bullish

They are still activerly hiring this much (more if you scroll to the bottom) At this point I am not sure if this is bullish or not, either we are turning into a profit-for-good or Sergey has enough warchests from previous dumping ?

ayyyy bros

>>56258560
Heres a QRD: kek baggies

NEW BREAD
>>56258630
NEW BREAD
>>56258630
NEW BREAD
>>56258630
NEW BREAD
>>56258630

>>56258576
Yeah it's actually bullish but fudders trying to make it seem like a nothing burger. Everyone chainlink announced today is only going to increase their user base.

>>56258612
your story is retarded, cut your computer cable and hang yourself with it

>>56258633
thanks anon

>>56258621
>$90k revenue
This is hiring off of money made from dumping. Chainlink will never be profitable because no one uses crypto for any legitimate reason. It's for minting scams and nothing else. This entire "company' is a massive fraud on the scale of FTX or Theranos.

Shit's getting so dire at CLL that Ari is now living on handouts.

>>56258628

BACK TO PLAID SHIRT!!!

THE FAT MAN COMETH

>>56258606
Bitcoin is really all that's needed. Bitcoin for moneu and pub/priv key signing can take care of the rest.

>>56258652
whats disgusting is that we paid for his sallary, and some le epic link marines are cucking out paying for his lunch too

>>56258676
>we paid for his sallary
Why the fuck did you do that?
Sergey informed us that he would be selling his tokens back before the ICO, and you still bought and held.

Are you retarded?

>>56258676
LINK holders made these guys centimillionaires for $90k revenues and a bunch of failed promises kek

>>56258676
>sallary

>>56258606
>People still don't get that the entire crypto sector is not needed, as a technology.
Exactly. Which is why "Most advanced technology" just doesnt matter. Which is why Chainlink is just a shit token. No one cares about technology.

What matters in crypto is HYPE. Hodginkson gives hype. Vitalik gives hype. Even fucking SBF gave hype.
Sergey on the other hand think that tech matters. It doesn't because crypto is NOT NEEDED at all. Sell the dream, make money in the process. Sergey is a fucking retard for refusing to hype, That is the lesson learnt. Fuck tech, embrace people who hype.

IS he talking about proof of reserves agian?

>>56258676
>we paid for his sallary

>>56258743
you're a massive retard

>>56258763
oh so hes not part of CLL, they are not getting direct funding from selling tokens on the market to fund CLL?

>>56258743
LINK marines online hyped the token for free and also paid for their fraudulent company. He made billions dumping on you, I'd say he was pretty successful at using crypto for its intended purpose, scamming.

>>56258694
>chainlink advocate badge number 16785G reporting for duty


good luck getting a jury to understand what a whitepaper is in court. They're going to see a bunch of working class people scammed while the team lives in mansions

>>56258792
>scammed
Sergey said before the ICO even happened that he was going to be selling tokens.

>>56258694
nigger, chainlink network was not sold to ico holders as something that would reley on token sales for the next seven years. When will their be revenue generation so token sales can stop?

>>56258767
You can keep donating your money to idiots who develop non-needed software code, i prefer to invest where i actually make a positive return of it.

>>56258694
Just shut the fuck up, you're probably another parasite "advocate" paid to spin shit yourself.

>>56258808
sergey is not your friend, or maybe he is your boss. Why are you sticking up for him

>>56258812
>chainlink network was not sold to ico holders as something that would reley on token sales for the next seven years
It literally was.

Sergey said he'd sell tokens to fund the network, and never mentioned a single other source of income.

>>56258818
>>56258824
>buy token whose main holder said he was going to sell
>"WTF HOW CAN HE SELL???"

lmao

>>56258812
>revenue generation
But they made $90k off of CCIP. That's bullish.

>>56258743
The reason why people dont invest on hype, is because unlike technology, it’s unpredictable.
You can never guess what the next hyped shitcoin will be, but you sure can see which crypto has the best technology

>>56258845
There is no technology of any merit in crypto. Why don't you get it? If you want to invest in the best tech, go buy NVDA.

>>56258868
>There is no technology of any merit in crypto

>>56258830
you're proving my case, carful you dont get written up by chainlink hr

>>56258897
We knew 100% before the ICO that selling tokens would be Chainlink's only source of income.

>>56258890
>Boomer bankers opinions on crypto matter
They aren't involved enough with the sector to realize that it's a useless scam.

>>56258824
He's a paid shill.

>>56258919
>97% of institutional investors think tokens will revolutionize finance
>"They aren't involved enough with the sector"

peak cope

>>56258950
Most investors also thought FTX was a great business and that Theranos would revolutionize blood testing. Many of them are probably old enough to have been Enron holders too.

>>56258971
>FTX and Theranos were scams
>therefore everything is

>>56259005
I'm saying almost every cryptocurrency is. Chainlink undoubtedly is.

>>56259015
You came to the right board and thread, then.

>>56259023
I literally came to this thread to make fun of LINK owners such as yourself, desperately hoping that it'll pump and that your real lives will finally start.

>>56259046
So your time is worthless, got it.

>>56259066
I'm bored over my coffee break. My time isn't wasted if I enjoyed getting a rise out of LINK marines, which I certainly did. Did I hit a little too close to home about you waiting for your real life to start? Kek.

>>56259091
>coffee break
So you're a wagie trying to give people financial advice.

>>56259103
Yes, I have a real job and invest in real stocks like all successful people. I'm not a NEET sitting at home dreaming of being successful because he bought Chainlink like you.

>>56259126
>Yes
fyi, if you're a wagie then your financial advice is worthless.

>>56258325
its prob 400k and its prob a non white diversity hire

>>56259129
You should take it, you're going to miss the bull run again trying to invest in "tech" instead of buying BTC/ETH and rotating into new scams in 2025. Old scams like LINK won't pump. But I'm sure you won't listen to me because you're arrogant.

>>56259167
Hey thanks for your input wagie, now back in your cage.

Sergey you goofball

cringe. pure cringe.

>>56257877
>im not selling at a low price. there is nothing stupid about that, if the markets pump as a whole link will also. im not going to get chopped up trading shitcoins when i can just wait for the cycle to play out

These stupid faggots come here purely to derail the threads with their faggotry while people are trying to find out what's happening at Smartcon.

Rope yourself, you utter waste of oxygen.

>>56257544
Checked and based

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