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Get the fuck in here, Eric Schmidt soon.

>> No.56256631
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>>56256622
checked

>> No.56256633

data streams huh

also fuck "general", this is a link board

>> No.56256634

Pick a better thread image you fucking faggot holy shit.

>> No.56256643

also I ask again

can't find the Krypton Labs/Michael Nowotny talk in the schedule, anyone knows when is it?

>> No.56256644

>>56256622
Just watched the PROF talk from ari. If the whole idea of FSS is hingeing on TEE working, than it's dead and the MEV mafia won

>> No.56256647

How do I watch this?

>> No.56256650

>>56256622
thanks for making fresh bread

>> No.56256654

FUCK YES NEW VOD TAB
https://smartcon.chain.link/video-on-demand

>> No.56256669
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>> No.56256670

>>56256650
no problem why is >>56256634 anon sperging?

>> No.56256674

>>56256669
shes so cute bros

>> No.56256678

>>56256644
what if that TEE is a decentralized oracle node network

>> No.56256680

I'm ready to die from cringe with Eric Schmidt and Sergey.

I'm ready to be disappointed with the product keynote.

I'm ready to be dangled with another carrot after Sergey's keynote announcing either a brand thing thing they're researching (again) or a new proof of concept they're starting with some big company/entity.

>> No.56256684

>>56256670
no idea kek

>> No.56256685

>>56256669
>>56256674
name, i need some ai porn

>> No.56256689

>>56256669
She was very cute.

>> No.56256692

>>56256644
Let me explain you fucking nigger.
Node validator will choose to use TEEs b/c it will give them extra money, MEV + FSS, then FSS will grow and take money out of MEV, creating a race to the bottom. And at the bottom, there is no users submitting tx to MEV, only to FSS.

Now fuck off

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>> No.56256694

>>56256689
wtf is her name? i missed her talk.

>> No.56256695
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>>56256674
>>56256685
allison duettmann

>> No.56256702

>>56256678
As I understood it, this wouldn't work. The batch with the fairly ordered txs has to opaque before commiting, so MEVs can't see and include the txs in their proposed block

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>>56256694
>>56256695

>> No.56256715

>>56256702
what if there was a way to send transactions to a DON instead of the mempool, and it ordered, bundled, and submitted those transactions to a block builder?

>> No.56256716

>>56256692
The problem with TEEs is the assumption that they are inherently secure and opaque. The problem is this has never been the case. If I have access to the Hardware, I have access to anything running on it.

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>> No.56256729

>>56256680
I'm ready to be let down and wait another year to be excited for another smartcon only to be let down again. I'm ready for this cycle to perpetuate.

>> No.56256733

>>56256728
how big of a deal is what this guy dropped?

>> No.56256735

>>56256715
Sounds like the idea behind FSS, which was ruled out by ari

>> No.56256737

WHERE IS FRANCISCO? COME ON YOU BUTTMAD MANLET, DO IT KEK

GIVE US OUR ENTERTAINMENT

>> No.56256743

Is their stream down?

>> No.56256748

>>56256733
I think it's pretty fucking cool

>> No.56256753

>>56256733
S&T's value proposition is to build a database that has trustless guarantees that the data it contains hasn't been tampered with. This means having petabytes of data that can be cheaply queried and computed on by an oracle. The data can also be private

>> No.56256765

>>56256733
means our BUILD shitcoins will be worth a bit more

>> No.56256768

>>56256735
PROF is still FSS, the big difference is the game theory of offering a reward to the block producer to take the bundle

>> No.56256773

>>56256753
is this like a decentalized aws or google cloud?

>> No.56256775

S&T is pretty based

>> No.56256777

>>56256768
The ordering is done by fss. Prof is a layer around it dependant on TEE. That's my Problem with it.

>> No.56256778

>>56256768
Ed Felten will never fall for this obvious ruse. White House staffers only accept bribes from VCs like SBF not clueless academics

>> No.56256787

let's hope vrfs are used more now that they no longer require users to buy link

>> No.56256788

did anyone catch patrick collins seething?

>> No.56256793

>>56256788
Nope. What happened?

>> No.56256794

>>56256787
Good luck paying Chainlink nodes in anything other than Link without a conversion premium.

>> No.56256795

>>56256788
Why is he seething

>> No.56256799

>>56256788
I did as I was buying more LPL bro
pool is closed seethe harder!
ha ha ha ha

>> No.56256807

>>56256788
why cant patrick seethe??? what is this insane double standard...???

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Allison... erotic...

>> No.56256818

>>56256813
Fuck off you disgusting coomer.

>> No.56256825

>>56256778
oh no no no arbicucks your response?

>> No.56256826

>>56256813
hot, keep going.

>> No.56256831

>>56256716
Yes, TEEs have historically been unsafe. Even the longer talk Ari did last week about TEEs and MEV talked about how they are hacked a lot. But it's where we are going and most likely will solve it.

>> No.56256838

SERGEY AND ERIC IN 15 MINUTES

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>>56256826

>> No.56256844

>>56256831
Also the fact that they're hackable doesnt matter that much, the nodes running the TEE should make sure nobody has access to it and it's revealed that they have hacked it themselves, they will be slashed / loose reputation

>> No.56256845

WHERE CAN I WATCH?

>> No.56256846

>>56256818
>>56256826
dichotomy of /biz/

>> No.56256851

>>56256813
>>56256840
Reported for violating 4channel TOS

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>>56256846

>> No.56256858

>>56256838
Strap in for some cringe kino boys. Last year was really rough. I'm just hoping Sergey doesn't bring his fucking laptop on stage. I can deal with all the other bullshit, just please stop bringing the laptop.

>> No.56256859

>>56256735
FSS is not out of the question, with PROF you get to choose how to order, FFS could be one way. 100% random could be another. Or order by value, does not matter. PROF allows for any possible ordering

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>>56256851
the charges officer?

>> No.56256864

>>56256851
there is the chainlink advocates. Fuck you faggot you just outted yourself.
>>56256853
>>56256840
im trying to find an generator were i can just upload a pic but most of them are lame.

>> No.56256866

12 MINUTES TILL THE BIG KAHUNA WITH ERIC SCHMIDT

>> No.56256867

>>56256859
>>56256859
when will this go to production?

>> No.56256868

>>56256863
>>56256864
it's a blue board you braindead coomers

>> No.56256869

10 minutes till Eric Schmidt makes Sergey spill his spaghetti again on stage.

>> No.56256871

10 mins until Schmidt Sergey bromance

>> No.56256872

>>56256868
its not

>> No.56256879

>>56256867
Don't know, maybe with the "Data-streams" later today

>> No.56256882

9 minutes until Sergey shits himself on stage and delays the fireside chat 2 hours

>> No.56256886

>>56256863
I really like this old macbooks that SHINE

I miss this on my m1

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>>56256813
so erotic
OOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>> No.56256896 [DELETED] 

>>56256863
she looks like an ai bot. why are valley people praying for singularity so much?

>> No.56256898

6 minutes until Sergey farts on stage and Eric Schmidt laughs.

>> No.56256899

and we're dumping, it's all so tiresome

>> No.56256906

so like so uhhh so like so uhh so like uhhh uhh uhhh

>> No.56256908

>>56256899
BTC going to tank in a $2k candle to send us to $6

>> No.56256910

>>56256678
TEE are all hardware enclaves.

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>> No.56256913

4 more minutes until the fate of chainlink is decided

>> No.56256917

Let's go NIGGERS

>> No.56256920

What’s the url again?

>> No.56256921

>>56256773
performance-wise their database is just like existing enterprise databases, the difference is SxT runs on a decentralized network and uses zk proofs to prove to requesters that the requested data hasn't been tampered with. if you trust the source of the data uploaded to the database, you can basically treat it as an extension of the blockchain, a massive repository of data that would be extremely expensive to upload and query on-chain

>> No.56256923

prep the dumping

>> No.56256924

oh NO NO NO!!!!!!!

>> No.56256925

Not even live, wtf

>> No.56256927

PRE-RECORDED ZOOM INTERVIEW
IT'S OVER

>> No.56256929

WTF ITS NOT IN PERSON
DUMP
DUMP
DUMP

>> No.56256930

LMAO ITS PRE-RECORDED

>> No.56256934

>since we met, in public

>> No.56256933

the anti-Francisco zoom call kek

>> No.56256936

>>56256622
Wow this is just a disaster.

>> No.56256935

>>56256925
its over

>> No.56256937

>recorded chat
it's over

>> No.56256940

OVER

>> No.56256939

Kek Eric couldn’t be bothered to go

>> No.56256943

HAHAHAHAHA NOT IN PERSON FML

NO DRUMS AT OPENING BUT NO ERIC IN PERSON AHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>56256924
>>56256925
>>56256927
>>56256930
ITS FUCKING OVER UNIONIRCALLY FUCKKK AHHHAHAHFDAHJS

>> No.56256949

>>56256930
Sold all

>> No.56256950

It’s not in person? What a joke

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>>56256908
FUUUUUUCKKKKKK MAKE IT STOP MOOOOMMMMMYYYYYYYYY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>> No.56256952

eric schmidt was too lazy to fly to barcelona. i should've been too lazy to get out of bed for this

>> No.56256953

>you must do things in person Sergey
>not in person next year
ahhhhh

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> zoom chat

WE'VE BEEN HAD

>> No.56256959

>>56256953
KEK

>> No.56256960

>He couldn't even show up in person

Incredibly bearish, might sell my stack

>> No.56256961

Did he say Sergey could be completely wrong?

>> No.56256964

>>56256921
thanks for the explanation anon.

>> No.56256966

>Eric: did you move the company in-person?
>Sirgay: n-no
>Eric: I'm not coming to Smartcon

>> No.56256968

>how do I kill myself
lmao

>> No.56256969

over for francisco

>> No.56256971

ngl kinda bummed eric didn't go.

>> No.56256972

>>56256813
SAUCE

>> No.56256973

>>56256953
Lmao

>> No.56256975

Kill my self?
Make a bomb?

LFG

>> No.56256977

Let me get this straight. They advertised Eric Schmidt as first billed speaker, he literally had a spot in front of Sergey on the smartcon website. And they couldn't do a live talk?

>M-makes sense

Fuck ME FOR EVER HOLDING THIS SHIT OVER SOLANA SHIB AND DOGECOIN

>> No.56256978

>how do I kill myself
wtf wtf he's demonstration posting irl via zoom

>> No.56256980

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdZMhC2Sios

The full video is already on youtube

>> No.56256982

>>56256975
what the hell is he talking about?
>y-yyy-yeah mm-m-makes s-s-sense

>> No.56256983

https://youtu.be/PdZMhC2Sios?si=x-iLn3-j9Bre8rCJ

Eric and Sergey

Dude wtf wasn't this meant to be live on stage

>> No.56256984

>>56256953
>>56256966
JFC
this shit is a prerecorded

>> No.56256985

>>56256622
"yeah uh makes sense"
Jesus does this fat fuck ever ask a question that genuinely comes out of what Eric said? Instead of just talking down his script.

"Yeah makes sense"
*scrambles for next talking point*

>> No.56256992

>>56256980
>>56256983
damn what a fuck up

>> No.56256996

>>56256980
embarassing
how can linkies recover?

>> No.56256999

>>56256980
big fat nothingburger

>> No.56257004

>What happens when your best friend is a computer
>only talks with sergey over zoom
Fucking kek

>> No.56257005

Why does Eric have a picture of Biden meeting Zelensky behind him???

>> No.56257011

>>56257005
kek it only keeps getting worse

>> No.56257014

Can it get any fucking quieter?

>> No.56257015

>>56257005
lmao

>> No.56257016

>Eric Schmidt didn't get enough Chainlink for that abandoned yacht
>Cancels live talk

>> No.56257019

>>56256999
checked. this is insightful if you know how to leverage the info
>>56257011
omg fuck this faggot

>> No.56257020

>>56257005
>Why is water wet?
Come on dude, surely you know Schmidt is knee deep in the globohomo shit.

>> No.56257021

>>56257005
hardcore virtue signal
but yeah, also, eric schmidt has huge ties to the military industrial complex

>> No.56257027

>right makes sense
FAT FUCK

>> No.56257028

Just sold 100k

>> No.56257030

>>56257005
he is balls deep in raytheon
bullish

>> No.56257032

>>56257005
DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKING NOW REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>> No.56257033

interesting that they're focusing a lot on AI, maybe the new feature sergey gonna announce will be some kind of AI integration? imagine the pump

>> No.56257034

>right, m-makes sense
>is that right?

how the ever loving fuck did this fat fuck, fuck up a fucking pre recording zoom chat?

>> No.56257036

what a catastrophe
what's next? sergey's keynote is also pre-recorded? fucking embarrassing

>> No.56257043

He's coming after /our schizos/ now. >:-(

>> No.56257045

What a joke…
The zoom meeting
The zelenski picture
Schmidt showing up in pyjamas

Market sold all

>> No.56257044

Just sold. In 2022 we had drum circles, this year we have a pre-recorded chat with Eric. This is where I hop off. Good luck to you all.

>> No.56257047

>I'm tired of the conspiracy theories
kek

>> No.56257048

Wait, is that schizo Anon posting about Chainlink ruling the world, right?

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>>56257033
top left is ai guardrails

>> No.56257051

CHRISS OR AANY CLL EMPLOYEE. TURN THE FUCKING VOLUME UP

>> No.56257052

>>56257036
He got scared away by Francisco top kek

>> No.56257054

>>56257036
Yes an for sure the hong kong gov man too

>> No.56257057

Eric is destroying the conspiracy theorists. It’s over for 4channel.

>> No.56257058

>I'm in favor of free-speech
>But these people who say things that aren't curated and approved shouldn't have equal reach online

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>>56257033
all what Eric Schmidt does post Google is AI. also a good chunk of the SmartCon talks tomorrow are about AI

>> No.56257066

>>56257049
no thats Chainlink Data Streams

>> No.56257067

This is how Eric is punishing sir gay for not taking his advice on remote business

>> No.56257070

schmidt has an advanced fucking machine hooked up to a fleshlight under his desk and its masturbating him. he doesnt give a fuck about this zoom call

>> No.56257071

>a single individual shouldnt be able to influence the discourse
>that is for us to take on, with all our CIA-funded botfarms and highly trained massspam models
>no, i believe in free speech
fuck this fifth columnist niggerkike

>> No.56257075

>>56257049
wrong, that's low latency or the new name which will be presented at smartcon called "Data Streams"

>> No.56257080

>>56257071
brother, this is how its been since 2017. your supposed to make it to counter this bullshit

>> No.56257081

Is the volume getting lower and lower for everyone? They're fading out the volume lol

>> No.56257083

Fucking kekkkkkkkkkk Schmidt literally telling Sergey that Chainlink needs to be at the center of globohomo digital ID shit.

>> No.56257085

IT'S OVER

https://twitter.com/hodgetwins/status/1708571457997971865

>> No.56257086

>How are we going to run life if everyone doesn't integrate with Chainlink?
based

>> No.56257089

>>56257033
>AI
Already cold as fuck in terms of hype.

>> No.56257092

>>56257019
>checked. this is insightful if you know how to leverage the info
long nvidia?

>> No.56257094

what the fuck is this virtual pre recorded bullshit

>> No.56257095

eric schmidt is worried that people are wondering if elvis and tupac are alive on mars. just come out and say what you think the wrong conspiracies are you fucking cuck. eric, i know you're reading this thread, go get quintuple boosted by fauci juice faggot. youll lose a few precious iq points when the VAIDS sets in.

>> No.56257096

>it's incontrovertible truth we played drove around the moon playing golf!
Sure, Eric. We'd hate for anyone to believe crazy stuff like THAT might be fake

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>they sent eric schmidt's AI to video chat to sergey
bros... is this the true beginning of the end?

>> No.56257098

>>56257083
... I've got some bad news anon. Chainlink has already worked a lot in the identity space.

https://www.arijuels.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/Candid.pdf

This is all preprogramming for Chainlink identity drops

>> No.56257105

>>56257096
woops i fucked that up but you get the idea

>> No.56257108

>>56257098
Yes, I know. I just find it interesting that when Eric Schmidt actually sort of talks about Chainlink he goes straight to telling Sergey to solve digital ID shit.

>> No.56257109

>>56257097
Next year he will have a fireside chat with some /vt/ e-whore.

>> No.56257112

Holy shit what a dumpster fire, this is worse than I thought it could be. Schmidt is a showing his colors as a hardcore leftist globalist, pro censorship faggot and topping it all off with a picture of Zelenski and fucking Biden behind him. Then he said Sergey may straight up be wrong at the very beginning. This guy isn’t on board anymore, just collecting a check. What a fucking let down. And Sergey is dropping the ball hard too, just responding. His Chad energy is being usurped by the globalist shitnigger.

>> No.56257120

zzzzzzzzz bullshit ai talk

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*gently sips from my warm mug of cum*

>> No.56257123

>>56257067
Kek
Good on him if so

>> No.56257124

>>56257112
>pro censorship
This is your headcanon.

What he wants is certain data being recorded immutably and transparently so everyone can see it and nobody can change it.

>> No.56257125

>>56257071
thank god i'll be kill myself soon and wont see this come to fruition. you are all financing a dystopian nwo by buying link. have fun being rich in an authoritarian society.

>> No.56257128

>>56257085
Go back nigger

>> No.56257130

FTX was invaluable in the sense it's a perfect example to justify madness

>> No.56257132

>>56257112
>Schmidt is a showing his colors as a hardcore leftist globalist, pro censorship faggot and topping it all off with a picture of Zelenski and fucking Biden behind him.
Where the fuck have you been? Eric Schmidt has been completely transparent about his ideological standing for years.

>> No.56257134

>>56257112
>Schmidt is a showing his colors as a hardcore leftist globalist, pro censorship faggot and topping it all off with a picture of Zelenski and fucking Biden behind him
You're an absolute fucking retard if you didn't know this beforehand. Did you do the most basic search on Schmidt you dummy dum, dude is literally deep with the military and the government

>> No.56257138

>>56257071
He means not with lies.
And an immutably ledger is one way of proving things to be true or false.

>> No.56257140

Eric was inspiring last year but this year he sounds like a state mouthpiece. Not impressed.
That pic behind him, too -jeez
t. Link maxi

>> No.56257141

>BTC up 4%
>LINK down 2%

Yeah this is the 4th smartcon and the worst one by far, might just sell for BTC

>> No.56257145

>>56257132
>>56257134
both of you shut the fuck up sedriously, this is my thread

>> No.56257147

>>56257125
>have fun being rich in an authoritarian society.
thanks, i will

>> No.56257149

>>56257140
yep, energy is low desu. last year there was charm.

>> No.56257159

What a fucking joke
Zero announcements
Zero hype
Ultimate low energy conference
Pre-recorded zoom call
This shit is unironically dumping back to $6

>> No.56257161

>>56257140
>Eric was inspiring last year
lol you fuddies spent a full year trying to pretend Eric "scolded" Sergey.

You're too retarded not to be transparent.

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>>56256622
Alright, fess up lads. Which one of you based boys was this?

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>>56257145
a dumb tourist making /general/ threads on a LINK board and not knowing the most basic info about Schmidt, checks out

>> No.56257172

Interesting the pic was placed there for this interview. You can see another framed picture behind it. No way that picture is a permanent feature. Wtf is he signalling.

>> No.56257173

>>56257161
lol he was scolded, but that was just for his autism.

>> No.56257174

>>56257089
Good, don't want competitors to be early

>> No.56257175

Eric accidentally let slip what will be the big announcement in Sergey's keynote, which will be how Chainlink will verify that Elvis is in fact dead.

>> No.56257177

Do we have anything worth waiting for today?

>> No.56257178

>>56257173
>last year the Eric talk was good
>last year Eric scolded Sergey

choose one

>> No.56257179

While I think it's lame it's a pre-recorded Zoom call, you guys are making it sound like last year was this really awesome thing. It was cringe and lacking substance just like this one. Video calls are naturally awkward as fuck, there's no getting around that.

>> No.56257180

Wait fuck this is a /general/ not a live chat thread? Fuck you OP you nigger faggot tourist.

>> No.56257183

>>56256983
>>56256992
Eric Fucking Shit doesn't need to do more any convincing to you fucking retail retards. The big boys are in. He doesn't want to be on a stage feet away from a bunch of deranged fanboys and mentally ill browns.

It's happening. We won. All you have to do is wait you zoomer brained niggers.

>> No.56257184

Eric probably had something come up, maybe he's sick or some family thing came up. It's no difference for us video viewers but it does suck for the ppl at the event

>> No.56257185

this is horrible

>> No.56257186

Last year was hype what's it's being like this year? Any interesting info?

Capcha
>GAXY2

>> No.56257187
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>The mouth guard is one of the few adult gestures that is as obvious as a child's. The hand covers the mouth and the thumb is pressed against the cheek as the brain sub-consciously instructs it to try and suppress the deceitful words that are being said. Sometimes this gesture may only be several fingers over the mouth or even a closed fist, but its meaning remains the same.
Many people try to disguise the mouth guard gesture by giving a fake cough.If the person who is speaking uses this gesture, it indicates that he is telling a lie. If, however, he covers his mouth while you are speaking, it indicates that he feels you are lying!
what are the financial implications of this?

>> No.56257190

I like the fact that Sergey is not bending the knee entirely to Schmidt

>> No.56257193

>Chainlink has passed this test

>> No.56257196
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Which one of you picked up Ari's tab?

>> No.56257198

>>56257125
We're not financing shit, its inevitable at this point. I put in my time, I posted schizo ravings all over my Facebook and Twatter to the point im ostracized, outcast and shadowbanned. I can barely even get a like or comment. Alright then, if none of them have the nerve to speak up along with me, let me see what you have to say when I post this fucking Hurican in front of my McMansion.

>> No.56257201

This got better quickly

>> No.56257212

I like Hitler more than this pre recorded zoom call

>> No.56257214

tldr Chainlink is already king made and they just both understand that it's already a done deal, so now they talk about how to survive the AI end of the world lmao

>> No.56257217

>>56257163
https://twitter.com/AriJuels/status/1708818571768328525

>> No.56257222

>>56257196
Ari fell into a honeypot trap. He doesn’t know the bank account tied to that card that paid for his lunch is linked to a trafficking ring. The MEV mafia is setting him up as revenge for all the bridge attacks he has launched on their scams

>> No.56257223

AAAAAAAAAAAA MY EARS

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I BLEED IT OUT, TAKE IT DEEPER, JUST TO THROW IT AWAY

>> No.56257227

>>56257222
is that from his new book?

>> No.56257229

The pre-recording is meant for his fellow globohomos.

>> No.56257230

>volume slowly turned down
>I turn my volume up
>they suddenly turn their volume to max
ARRGH

>> No.56257233

volume is up
smartcon techs on biz confirmed

>> No.56257237

>>56256743
You have to sign up. You can use a throwaway temp email. Smartcon.chain.link

>> No.56257239

Eric makes /biz/ seethe like nothing else kek

>> No.56257242

>>56257196
>Ari looks around himself, puzzled. The cashier repeats "Sir, please take your tray and sit over there, there are people waiting behind you"
>Francisco hides in the crowd, smirking, receipt in hand
>...It really was THIS easy to get close to you, huh?

>> No.56257245

such a boring talk

>> No.56257250

>>56257179
i mean, if you were eric, would you take time out of your week to fly there and subject yourself to that cringe again? you can tell that he realizes his mistake, he'll step down soon enough

>> No.56257257

>Battle fucking royale
My sides

>> No.56257258

Battle royale :O

>> No.56257261

talk about underwhelming

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fundamentally these two will be the only ones that make sense in terms of pumping us (and they wont)

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>>56257239
Pretty insane.
The second Eric's face came up on the feed all the fuddies instantly started shidding and farding themselves.

Total discord trannie death

>> No.56257264

that was underwhelming

>> No.56257265

>>56257112
This. He even showed up in pijamas and is sipping on some coffee. They probably signed some contract a few years ago which states that he has to appear a few times per year to boost hopium for the baggies. After this mandatory call he will head out to what he really wants to do for the day. This all financed by LINK btw which Serge keeps dumping on you, yet Linkies STILL haven't learned.

>> No.56257267

>>56257257
>>56257258
makes sense

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what did eric mean by this?

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>what form that intelligence takes
it should be linkchan

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This is clearly setting up LLMs consuming CCIP to make sure they are trained on verifiable data, only question is whether this is theoretical or will they have a launch partner announced already doing it

>> No.56257273

>>56257262
how many minutes for those?

>> No.56257278

>>56257262
>Sergey will just go into his rant about every bank need their on block chain and how each blockchain is an island and we need to connect them

Just sold

>> No.56257279

Llmao already a pajeet on stage AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA

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hopefully this one will make sense

>> No.56257281

>>56257262
The beans have already been spilled on Kemal's big announcement (low latency oracles launching as Data Streams and going live on GMX).

Sergey, who knows. Best we can hope for is the announcement of another proof of concept which won't do shit for us obviously.

>> No.56257282

Okay this is where Sergey saves it because frankly that fireside was fucking lame.

>> No.56257286

Thinking if I dare to check the price

>> No.56257285

>TL;DW
>Chainlink will run the world

>> No.56257287

'How Onchain Finance Is Transforming Global Markets' should be more interesting

>> No.56257288

>laptop -> phone

>> No.56257291

>>56257273
like 50 minutes. lets see if sergey makes sense before those ones end up making sense later (in terms of pumping us [spoiler: it wont])

>> No.56257293

oh geez could serg be more cringe

>> No.56257295

>>56257278
kek fuddie

>> No.56257298

>>56257281
he will announce staking

>> No.56257299

>>56257261
Yeah no shit, it's astounding how every SmartCon ends up massively underdelivering. They should just fucking can this bullshit at this point.

I'm coming around to this idea Eric will just move on from this soon. Fuck, I was actually starting to think bullish. What the fuck do I do now with this fucking bag.

>> No.56257300

Fumbling reading the names and questions from his phone... It's a step up from last year's laptop at least.

>> No.56257310

>>56257299
>What the fuck do I do now with this fucking bag.
Sell it. You are massively in profit, aren't you? kek

>> No.56257311

How the fuck was the bankless interview so good while Serg is fumbling Smartcon so fucking badly

>> No.56257314

>>56257281
data streams is more than just a pull oracle price feed

>> No.56257319

>>56257311
Bankless was AI sergey

>> No.56257326

>>56257299
Cringe

>> No.56257325

>>56257310
Nowhere near the profit I thought I'd be in. The answer is I'll probably half it at least, likely sell more.

>> No.56257329

Someone really needs to train Sergey to stop saying "makes sense" to everything. If he's going to be the face of Chainlink he's going to need to be more charismatic, and he's robotic "makes sense" responses just completely deflate the energy of the conversation.

>> No.56257331

>>56257325
please keep us posted, we're on the edge of our seat

>> No.56257337

>>56257329
>Someone really needs to train Sergey to stop saying "makes sense" to everything. If he's going to be the face of Chainlink he's going to need to be more charismatic, and he's robotic "makes sense" responses just completely deflate the energy of the conversation.

sure, that makes sense

>> No.56257338

>>56257291
thx
>>56257329
but if it makes sense it makes sense

>> No.56257341

>takes phone out
>market sells another 700k on the spot
>..umm yeah does that make sense?

>> No.56257342

>>56257310
>MATIC went 50x in the last 3 years
>LINK cheaper than every previous SmartCon

Anon I...

>> No.56257343

>>56257326
Everything's "cringe" with you faggy zoomers. Not everyone's paralysed with social anxiety like you little pansies. Go make a tiktok you little dork

>> No.56257347

>>56257329
got it. makes perfect sense to me.

>> No.56257350

>>56257311
Prob the rothschilds zapping sirgays mrna injected body with submissive 5g beams during the interview with Eric

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imperopoerpoeritabilitily sirs

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>>56257343
kek

>> No.56257361

>>56257329
his "makes sense" was followed by conversation faster this time. Better than last time they spoke

>> No.56257362

>>56257356
His input's been more valuable and more interesting than that entire avoidant dogshit with Eric who was halfway out the fucking door.

>> No.56257368

>>56257325
brother, i learned this from getting raped with linkpool. If they are hyping shit then its guaranteed to be a rug or major let down. Im so gratefull BTC still runs the show cause im getting out this next bull run

>> No.56257370

>>56257356
based jeet

>> No.56257372

>>56257362
Yep. ANZ has done some good work and the closest thing to actually pumping our bags.

>> No.56257374

>>56257368
kek fuddie

>> No.56257375

https://youtu.be/PdZMhC2Sios
what the fuck is this? eric didnt even show up?

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>>56256953
>anons actually fell for eric's fud
OH NO NO NO

>> No.56257378

these european nerds are always just experimenting with things for decades

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>>56257193
>VERY PLEASED
>COMBINED SWIFT NETWORK WITH CCIP
>THIS IS ONLY THE BEGINNING

>> No.56257387

>>56257378
SWIFT facilitates $5 trillion in transactions each day

>> No.56257399

i can't get the fucking thing to load. i click go live and it starts loading then dumps me back on the home page. i've turned off all the extensions that would fuck it up and nothing. does it just not work in chrome?

>> No.56257400

>>56257374
me wanting to take profit is not fud you braindead advocate
>>56257387
retard, its a testbed, now they are going to test on mainnet, for another ten fucking years

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BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH another disaster conference. Couldnt happen to a bigger group of faggots

>neener neener l l light mode!!!!!

Eat shit. You have your life on hold for vaporware tech. Fucking loooooooo hooooooooo, zerrrrrrr errrrrrrrrrrrr

>> No.56257403

>>56257375
No he stayed at home since his yacht purchase was canceled

Actually bros think about it. Eric didn't buy that yacht. We're under $8. Yacht party got cancelled!

>> No.56257410

>>56257311
Do you not understand how the pecking order works in the real world? Those Bankless guys are complete losers, it wouldn't be difficult to sense where you stand against them. Compare that to the other extreme where you're having a conversation with Eric Schmidt. The guy who is buddies with intelligence agencies and the military industrial complex, has deep ties as an incredibly influential person in the tech industry. It's painfully obvious why Sergey isn't swinging his dick around Schmidt. He hasn't earned the right to do that yet.

>> No.56257412

>>56257400
kek fuddie

>> No.56257418

>>56257400
>13pbtid

>> No.56257420

>5, 10, 15 years

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.56257421

>5, 10 or 15 years
im so tired bros...

>> No.56257424

>>56257386
The SWIFT guy saying they were very pleased with how it worked is bullish

>> No.56257429

>>56257421
>>56257420
just a few more experiments bros

>> No.56257431

>>56257329
Makes perfect sense.

>> No.56257433

>>56257420
>>56257421

Kek

>> No.56257439

>Swift experiment was very long-term
>explored the legal and regulatory side as well

here we go

>> No.56257442

>>56257420
>>56257421
Lmao, Chainlink will unironically miss yet another bullrun or 2.
Buy dogcoins and other VC scams in preparation for 2024/25 since these will actually pump.

>> No.56257444

>>56257163
>>56257217
this would have been based, but immediately posting the receipt on twitter to get credit is beyond cringe, pure basedboy shit.

>> No.56257446

>in the middle of this talk
>someone from the audience screams "FRANCISCO GONZALEZ!!!!!"
>sergey ducks and is rushed out by security
>rest of the 'con cancelled

>> No.56257450

still open?

>> No.56257455

Anurag Soin (ANZ) is best chance to pump bags, he is participating in the product keynote following this panel too

>> No.56257456

>>56257446
given the trashfire it has been so far this might be ideal

>> No.56257457

WTF TYHE KING IS HERE HAHAHAH

>> No.56257461

who's the glowing guy with the crown? Please don't be something embarrassing.

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>> No.56257467

>>56257457
>>56257461
fuck i wish i screencapped that. who is that based king?

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nice disguise putin, very discreete

>> No.56257469

>>56257455
He’s based

>> No.56257473

WTF was that guy trying to get on the stage shouting at Sergey in Spanish? Are they going to cancel.

>> No.56257474

>>56257463
ELON !!!!!!!

>> No.56257477

plz tell me some1 screenshotted that fucking based retard in the crowd

>> No.56257478

>>56257420
>I don't get it, why doesn't the global financial system just do a git pull and run this new software?

>> No.56257479

>>56257469
He's been the only one to actually say something somewhat interesting. Other guys are complete nothingburgers.

>> No.56257480

>>56257410
Finally someone with more than 2 brain cells. I feel like Sergey is just using Eric to further Chainlink but probably knows that he's a deep state shill. He doesn't have to agree with Eric to benefit from him as am advisor.

>> No.56257481

>>56257418
so im watching confrence and this is a general. Im not supposed to post in the thread? another cl advocate right here

>> No.56257493

>>56257481
I can't point out fudders raking in large post counts?

>> No.56257494

>>56257410
>>56257480
this is headcannon and you know it

>> No.56257500

>connect fax machine to the CCIP
is this bullish?

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It’s smart to tell the sheep you are gonna con them.

>> No.56257512

>10 15 20 years
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.56257518

>5, 10,15 years

It has never been more over.

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>>56256895
>>56256813
what did i miss?

>> No.56257527

>>56257494
He said "I feel like", idiot

>> No.56257528

>>56257512
That was if they had to transition off swift messaging to a different system…. Which they don’t thanks to CCIP

>> No.56257529

what do you guys think of ANZ guy's shirt

>> No.56257536

NEW THREAD
>>56257531
NEW THREAD
>>56257531
NEW THREAD
>>56257531
NEW THREAD

>> No.56257541

>>56257519
Someone posting prons

>> No.56257559

Is sergey on that Hunter White? He keeps rubbing his nose and sweating

>> No.56257567

>>56256669
She is gorgeous.

>> No.56257601

>>56257374
kek chuddie

>> No.56257858

>>56256972
Christina Chandler

>> No.56259875

>>56257269
He's a massive DDP fan.