/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>56247934
Wouldn't do any of your retarded suggestions that's for sure

sit in my room all day and whack off. I mean it.

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>>56247934
I'll pay politicians half the winnings so they pass a law stating I can remain anonymous legally

I'll rather pay half my winnings to remain anonymous than revealing my name as the winner of the jackpot

>>56247934
Invest in robot waifus and real VR.

>>56247934
>What would you do?
Go to the buddhist temple and cleanse myself of urban corruption. Once done, I don't even need those billions.

>>56247934
Imagine a black cock in her

>>56247997
low class sub95 hands typed this post

>>56247934
>Ignore the real world and spend it on neet shit for the rest of your life?
Mostly this. Maybe travel around the world for a bit, but only to the extent that it wouldn't deplete my cushion of wealth too much. Likewise I might keep investing, but only to the extent that it ensures I stay afloat indefinitely, I don't want it to be a job eating up most of my spare time. All I really want is a comfortable life where I don't have to work. Sleep in when I feel like it, stay at home all day when I feel like it, take a walk through nature when I feel like it. Never again to spend a single second in the wage cage for any reason whatsoever.

>>56247934
I'm living a 100% epicurean life of modest sensual pleasure. I'll take care of my parents and my brothers.

>>56247934

Depending on the life you are living til then.
If you are a single without any responsibilities the world is yours, you cant act as foolish as you want and spent the money as you wish.

With a family and children you will have a very different perspective, you may indulge in some of the hedonistic lifestyle but your medium and long term goals will be different if you are responsible. You would rather invest or start a company to maintain and increase your wealth.

>>56247934
Invest hard into alternative fuels out of the autistic disdain I have for EV’s and become the 21st century Howard Hughes. Probably buy a factory and just hole up there eating beans and drinking black coffee for months on end.

>>56247934
>I WISH A BITCH WOULD...

jannies tongue my lily white anus and Nyan Cat Money will be a top 100 coin in 3 years and you unbelieving faggots will fomo the top...#10...nyancatmoney.com

>>56247934
>Ignore the real world and spend it on neet shit for the rest of your life?
You need to find something gainful to do, even if it's not a job. Neeting in the reclusive sense gets old.

>Start a business and invest it properly?
If you don't have at least minimal business savvy, there are better ways to manage it. Hire a financial advisor, and invest in index funds and other safe equities, both domestic and overseas, to hedge against political conditions in different jurisdictions.

>Fund a political party?
By all means, but if it isn't enough to secure face-to-face meetings, it's probably not worth it. Better to fund NGOs working on problems you're passionate about, that operate in a manner which you approve of.

>Fund a hit squad that takes care of your (((enemies)))?
Why the fuck would you do this? You have the means to pull strings to make people miserable in a perfectly legal manner, but it's still incredibly petty and doesn't benefit you in anyway beyond the fleeting pleasure of schadenfreude and may backfire.

>Buy mansions and yachts living on them with a bunch of 10/10 escorts and mountains of coke?
This is how you end up poor again.

>>56247934
>Ignore the real world and spend it on neet shit for the rest of your life
this, I'd even give a bunch of it away because there's no way I'm going to spend or even need billions of dollars.

>>56247934
ill found a jungle compound eco village and bring my friends and family

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Jannies have tongued my anus 87 times.

>>56247934
She's smuggling warheads.

>>56247934
How old is this girl?
How old can you be as a man to still be dating a girl that age?

>>56247934

>>56247997
you can just think of a nice little turd in there, like when you are eating shrimp

I don’t know what I hate more the greedy corrupt governments or dumb fucken self entitled whores

>>56248798
Based

>>56247934
Torpedo tits

>>56248805
plz tell me this is fake wtf

>>56248897
those are plastic bags not tits

>>56247946
>ID GayFap
LMAO

>>56247946
Nice ID, fag

>Fund my own screenplays, I've been writing since 2018
>Retire my family
>Buy isolated big house

That's it

>>56247946

>>56247946
>gay fap
Lol

>>56247934
Buy a sandwich, I guess

build a cathedral or 2

i would look into purchasing a wife, but not like the hag op posted

>>56247934
I do like pointy tits.
Missile tits are best tits.

>>56247934
chainlink. all in

>>56250936
dumped below 8 dollarinos again.
It will go to 6$ where I'll buy more and next time, I'll dump when 8$.

It's the chalink sawtooth signal lmao

>>56247946
They hate him because he spoke the truth

>>56247934
First off, I would STFU about any winnings.
Then because Im a lifelong poorfag and a retard, I would find a financial advisor on what to do with my new found wealth. Just I want to live comfy with no commitments but know i would need to move away for many reasons with that kind of money.

>>56247934
Probably start a nuclear reactor in Eastern France and sell the energy to Germany for exorbitantly high prices + fresh lolis. The Germans will thank me for this generosity.

>>56248805
I don't eat bugs

>>56247934
if i had unlimited money i'd probably continue living more or less the same I do now except buy more guns and exotic fish. Maybe buy a wife who doesnt love me and have some kids to check that box off. But I don't even think I'd move from the house I currently live in unless it became a security issue.

>>56247934
I will start a BBC porn business with Cobson as the company logo and pay young inexperienced white girls to experience rugged thug nigger BBC. I will monetize this and turn it into an empire.
I dont even like niggers or bbc but it would be funny to troll the chuds and watch them seethe.

>>56247946
I have been a NEET for over 10 years and all I did all day for years was smoke weed, masturbate to porn and play video games.

It was fun for maybe a couple of months until I started becoming depressed. If you ever reach that point as well you'll either start to seek new highs or you become a stoic. I hope you'll choose the latter as I did. Although sometimes I still have a dopamine farming session every once in awhile... but I used to do that shit every day so it is what it is.

>>56247946
Nice ID, faggot

>>56251328
Least deranged soiteen post, gave me a chuckle

>>56247934
I would buy shoe0nhead (dump your man shoe), belle delphine (dump your nerd belle) and i'd buy amourath (divorce your chang amourath). I'd also probably buy or get access to katy perry, britney spears, and enjoy some cindy crawford also even at her older age.
once ive secured my custom harem i'll add some belle clones for underwear modeling purpose and than start buying land up all over the place at dirt cheap prices and holding for 20yrs along with etf/dividends and anything else I can get my hands on that brings in passive. I'm aiming for as much money as possible a year as I can.
i'm fairly simple and have simple enjoyments. Add in some time to sit on my pc and shitpost and buy and sell investments and i'll be fairly happy. plus i'd have to impregnate belle and shoe0nhead right away (amourath is bare)

>>56247934
Personal chef that cooks healthy meals for me everyday.

>>56248257

I wake up.

>>56247934
those tits are beyond fake and disturbing

>>56251968
how do I wake up?

>>56247934

>Start a business and invest it properly?

Buy out an existing firearms manufacturer in cash, change the name, and start pumping out absolutely retarded fucking gun designs. Like triple stack .25 ACP compact handguns with built-in binary triggers, 4 barrel break-action shotguns, a recoilless .50 BMG rifle, etc etc.

All the rest of the investment money goes into dividend stocks.

>Buy mansions and yachts living on them with a bunch of 10/10 escorts and mountains of coke?

Yes, but also fuck yachts and mansions, every billionaire has both. I'd have a giant airship built, bigger than any mega-yacht in displacement - and yes an incredible amount of blow would be involved.

No hookers though. E-girls will have to compete to fuck me, in a grueling multi-stage competition streamed online 24/7. Losers get thrown off the airship (with a parachute).

>>56247946
Are you gay? I just notice your ID says you are.

>>56247946
Gay fag

>>56247934
>You win the lottery... now what?
Invest half into something to generate passive income of at least 5 figures a month for the rest of my life
There will be a lot of degeneracy with women of course. I am a horny masochist and see no problem hiring 10 maids who also bully me all day.

>>56247934
buy an American Waygu ranch, invest a few billion into passive income. put 5 mill into a portfolio / trust for each of my family members so they do not starve or need money.
Have a harem of women then when I get bored of that after a year or so settle down with a virgin and have 12 kids on a huge private estate with a small homestead farm.

>>56247934
Start a business and half ass it, hire some mba to do everything and call him once a quarter to dress him down for not making me moar fucking money. I would sail around the world on my yacht filled with escorts and coke and go surfing at world class breaks and buy a bunch of stupid toys. I'd play baccarat in Monaco once. I'd also design a battle bot and fund a team of nerds to build and maintain and drive it.

>>56248257
For me, its disdain for the high beams they have installed on all new cars as low beams. I will pass a law to fine all owners of such cars an additional 35% tax - state and federal

>>56247934
thats a man

>>56248929
you never seen a shrimp before it is cleaned and deveined? pretty nasty shit. they are bottom feeders and eat literal shit off the ocean floor. still tasty

>>56247934
Go up to all the women I've ever wanted to fuck and offer them 10k to fuck until I bust on their faces and record the entire thing.
It's an offer they can't refuse.
Then buy some good land in the rockie and have a harem of hot young 18 years olds on rotation for me to pump and dump and send them back to civilization pregnant and NEVER have to deal with normalcattle ever again.

Just enjoy life with ZERO niggers and never working for a jew manager ever again. as a white man should.

>>56251328
>HWABAG Productions

>>56247934
I buy 100 acres in the middle of absolute nowhere (probably Montana) and ignore the world.

>>56247934
NEET shit on a private island with some friends and family. Invest a majority so I and my family never have to work again.

>>56253678
>he thinks jews have not spread their seeds

>>56247934
Secure the existence of our people and a future for white children desu

>>56252679
>recoilless .50 BMG rifle
basado sire. id invest in your company

>>56252861
I support you, anon

>>56247934
I can actually no joke make out the nipples on her tits they look hard and it looks like she'd make my cock hard can't say for sure

>>56248929
Not quite the same, but reminds me of this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VrqcmnUWBWc&t=109

>>56254219
There will be no shitters in my New Switzerland

>>56248257
based
>>56252861
dangerously based

>>56247934
My some land and make myself sustainable on that land and then have heaps of children.

>>56247984
most based comment ever on /biz/

>>56252679
>E-girls will have to compete to fuck me, in a grueling multi-stage competition streamed online 24/7. Losers get thrown off the airship (with a parachute).

I’d watch

>>56247934
I'd fund nice fanservice anime. Because I like big anime tiddies. Also a new season for Yama no Susume.

>>56247934
>Fund a political party?
I would hunt down anyone who does this. That's what I'd spend my money on.

>>56247934
W-who -who is this?

>>56247934
Buy a thousand acres somewhere I'll never mention, have a fortified underground compound constructed, and shitpost as hard as possible from thousands of ip's with zero consequences or repercussions. Other than that just smoke weed and fuck my wife.

>>56256808
Real estate is a very good option to go with and you can also consider setting some to invest in pure metals as well.

>>56258491
>you can also consider setting some to invest in pure metals as well.

It's 2023 ffs! Of all asset class why choose pure metals when there are other assets you can pick up like Crypto, bonds etc.

>>56247934
I would take the money up front and pay taxes on it, then set up several gifting trusts for my family, max out my gift limits for them, invest $20 MM in a muni bond portfolio targeting 5% for a cool $1MM per year tax free income, buy a high rise apt complex out here and live on the top floor suite, hire staff to manage it, collect harem of young sloots to live on my floor, food and alcohol provided, given they agree to online steaming service of debauchery, perhaps buy a yacht for further streaming entertainment.

Would keep my job but go further sell side, max out 401k and do as much backdoor rollover as possible, bring clients over for entertainment with the girls, maybe teach the girls golf for golf bunny services, hell I'd even throw in a scholarship program. Being my sales slut would be a career

>>56247934
Pay my rent, buy some normal people food and get a lawyer to see into how the country has let me down and fucked me over for decades.

>>56258944
Oh yeah, throw the rest at long duration equities and REITs, probably 5-10% in crypto, my risk folio would look like 50% big tech, 40% disruptor, 10% crypto

>>56258823
I also don't see a reason to go with pure metals considering Crypto assets have always done better than it as well as the fact that the halving is close b making it the perfect time to go all in on BTC, ETH, INJ, SPOOL, RDNT and a whole lot of other promising assets.

I live a quiet life.

>>56256772
Second

>>56258944
am i the only one that would do the exact opposite? i would take the lump sum, and after paying off all debts start a homestead and work towards self sufficiency and investing in businesses that actually make things

>>56247997
>>56247934
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>>56248739
>>56248805
>>56248897
>>56248929
>>56253618

That is a MAN.

>>56259883
yeah that dude is a massive faggot and wealth will exponentially turn him gayer

>>56259883
I am a money man by trade, so that plan would suit me quite well. Big bucks like that would grant me access to a class of people that would be otherwise inaccessible, so given I already work in the field, and I don't dislike it, I would probably just stick with it unless I got super bored.

The real estate market out here is booming so a high rise in the right location would be a premo investment, having a quality management team to run the building and rent would pay for itself, and grooming a bunch of sales Stacy's is a win/win as far as I'm concerned.

What do clients pay for but the experience? And the opportunity to network with other individuals of their esteemed station?

I'd put that billion to work. End goal? Don't know, don't care. I'd figure it out as I go. But money like that, you know, I think you have to grow into it. So I'm not going to dramatically change my lifestyle for the fuck of it, I'd just do everything 10 times better

>>56248739
>How old can you be as a man
nobody gives a fuck except incels, trannies and seething post wall whores, dumb nigger

>>56260032
Not everyone wants to run away to a remote location and hide from the world.

>>56260134
whatever, fag

>>56247934
Excellent question. The answer is I'd fund paramilitaries to kill Russians in Ukraine. That's pretty much it apart from tiddies.

>>56247934
I'd blow it all on high quality fresh fruit, a cardigan and LSD.

>>56247934
>Fund a political party?
>Fund a hit squad that takes care of your (((enemies)))?
holy shit i sure hope you never win anything above $15 bucks
>>Buy mansions and yachts living on them with a bunch of 10/10 escorts and mountains of coke?
i dont do drugs but would plow 10/10 prime pussy for a long while thats for sure.

tldr you are a turbo retard, kys

>>56248257
based asf, also could carry on henry fords book collection with a new international jew volume 5

>>56260592
based Hank appreciator

>>56247934
Pretty simple. Buy (rural) land, bitcoin, gold; ensure the future of my progeny through a meticulously laid network of trusts, private home schooling, and character building; donate to anti globohomo and pro-gun groups; buy a metric fuckton (more) guns; and give a boat load to legit bird protection groups (birds are awesome, fight me).

invest and travel for at least a year while I decide whats next.

verification not required.

>>56247934
First thing is give my family money. I’m a huge Jew so ain’t no one gonna persuade me to hook them up if I don’t know shit about them. Second is go on a lavish vacation with family and friends. Of course they can bring anyone they want. Third is talk to a Jew about my financial options. Maybe buy a few good cryptos too. Then just chill and work on my creative writing. Get a decent house, nice car (nothing too flashy tho).

>>56247934
1. buy mansions and have children with different cute and intelligent women. i'll help those women and their family for the rest of their life.
2. donate large sums to tropical rainforests conservation programs and many other good causes for the environment.
3. spend my time/money/intellect for the greater good

>>56247934
I'll pay billions to anyone willing to nuke Israel

>>56247934
>Lobby for relaxing laws on research into nuclear energy
>Fund SMRs
>Encourage integration of new high temp reactors with chemical plants that need high temperatures.
>Fund non-battery energy storage like flywheels e-fuels
>Encourage waste into feedstock in other industries.
>Promote soil health and sustainable agriculture, with none of the WEF bullshit

>>56248257
>>56252861
Based

I make experimental electronic music so I'd hire an army of engineers to make the software synth/effect suite I've been dreaming of for years.
It would be modular so it can easily be compartmentalized so that none of them really knows what's going on.
Once I have this holy grail music production tool (and the extremely expensive hardware it would have to run on), I'd use it to drop the most insane groundbreaking music anyone has ever heard, in a number of different genres (plus some that didn't exist before), and no other producer would be able to match me anytime soon.
It would be like if modern day blockbuster-level VFX were brought to the 1980s and only you had access to them for your movies while everyone else had to use the caveman tools of the time.
I'd also drop a couple hundred millions on an AI model that I can use to plagiarize other music without getting caught, so I can ensure that every aspect of my music is unreachable to everyone else.
I'd release everything under a pseudonym that isn't associated with my real life identity, and I'd forego any type of payment in order to protect my identity and maximize the humiliation inflicted on the other producers.

>>56261991
I would also consider buying up all the major audio software companies and immediately shut them down so I can use their code and patents for myself while everyone else is stuck with whatever the latest version of their software is at the moment I buy it.

>>56247934
I'd buy 4chan and shut it down

>>56247934
>Ignore the real world and spend it on neet shit for the rest of your life?
This one.

>Invest it
>Travel the world fucking trannies

Have sex

>>56247934
>You win the lottery... now what?
Not be here.

>>56247946
the id fits the post

>>56247934
the fuck is she carrying?

800 acres of woodland. Build a fortress on a hill so I can fire at will. Stock with weapons. Any of "them" step on to the property, pink mist through my scope.

>>56247934
advance humanity. obviously

>>56247946
Unspeakably based, my gay friend.

>>56252105
Screaming
Frustrated
Your hand is around your cock and your shorts are sweatie and filled with cum

>>56247946
8P

>1/3rd into precious metals
>Hire the best regular white guy financial advisor I can afford so I can do what I want and enjoy life
>Hire a sleezebag lawyer that can make shit happen if need be
>Build bunker in rural Montana
>Start a gnostic cult
>Spend my time knocking up as many weird bitch zoomers as possible to cement my legacy

>>56247934
Invest in the local area I live in, maybe fix up some public buildings or repair some roads with that new graphene shit, rebuild walls, maybe plant some nice trees or more interesting plant life. You know spend my money doing shit which will leave behind a positive legacy, and I get to feel useful managing it all and I get to feel good I'm improving the quality of life of people around me. Then i'd probably make films in my down time that contain messages to rug pull shitty unetheical corpos and send them back to the slums where they belong.

>>56247934
1. Make a one time offer to pay off all the debt for my close friends and family.
2. Go completely AWOL from the rest society as much as I can since the snakes and vultures will be approaching fast
3. Complete full unhinged hedonism for the rest of my life

>>56247934
i buy a comfy house and continue doing software development although id probably move to a field i enjoy since the pay isn't important at that point, i really wanted to get into embedded development but it pays way less than making mobile apps or webshit

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>>56247946
Kek

>>56248897
>Torpedo tits
the best kind

>>56250910
/thread
>>56251983
homo

>>56247946
Fap on, Gayboi

I'd buy a few houses but none that are too large or impractical. They'd be in terrific areas that I plan to spend time in on a monthly/annual basis. I would likely buy a jet depending on how often I was traveling. And I'd buy several cars that I've always wanted. I'd be very responsible and set up trusts for my kids, my siblings and their kids, along with some money for my cousins and their kids. I'd retire my parents immediately, and I would quit my job immediately as well (I'm a high earner, but why earn now? I'm set).

After all the initial spending and such, I'd probably find my way back into the business world in some capacity. I work in venture now so I'd apply these same skills and practices my own investments. I would not be doing this purely for money, instead it would be a way of having an impact on the world around me and helping to create products/services/etc that I want to see and use.

Outside of all that I'd invest heavily in my own/my families health and wellbeing, and become extremely charitable.

Kind of boring, but I'm 31 and married with kids. I did a ton of partying from 16 - 22 and banged a ton of chicks, had threesomes, the whole 9. I'm not enticed to revisit that lifestyle. I'd do some fun stuff in addition to the spending above, some lux travel and maybe buy a boat or something for leisure. But for the most part the above is what I'd do.

>>56247934
>Start a business and invest it properly?
yes and yes
also the 10/10 escorts but minus the yachts and coke, ew.

split it with my fat ugly gf
then break up with her

then get a hot wife to impregnate. she gets 0% of my attention besides sex.

then spend all day every day playing video games from my beachfront mansion. build a home gym and hire a personal trainer. thats about it really. oh also donate 10% of it to charity because im jewish