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BIOLOGY EDITION

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>56217393

>> No.56219935

i'm going to coom shortly.

>> No.56219945

>>56219927
Short everything.

>> No.56219949
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56219949

What I’m eyeing (i can’t do options)
>triple leveraged inverse ETFs that aren’t SQQQ
>a good double short ETF
Any suggestions are welcome

>> No.56219956

Is PYPL a good idea?

>> No.56219974

>>56219956
Yes, pump my bags, I got them at $58.99

>> No.56219975

Should I buy GME?

>> No.56219981

>>56219975
Perhaps.cow

>> No.56219988

>>56219956
I have 10k debt@paypal. My only debt in my life and I will never repay it.

>> No.56219989
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>>56219927
It's literally fucking over isn't it (Except for Oilheads.)
Mmmmooooooooooohhhh Naaaaaaauuurrr.

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>>56219975
Go back to your containment thread

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>only bought 1
nyo...

>> No.56219996

>>56219989
You do realize Biden is going to get Saudi Arabia to boost production as part of the Israel-Saudi deal, right?

>> No.56220003

>>56219996
>#OOTT | Saudis May Ease Oil Cuts Sooner Than Market Thinks, Rapidan Says - BBG

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Would be great if it diddn't drop again

>> No.56220016

>>56219975
No. I don’t want you to make it.

>> No.56220023

>ECB LOOKS TO AI TO BETTER UNDERSTAND INFLATION AFTER BIG MISSES
lmao fucking Christine Lagarde is gonna ask ChatGPT why there's inflation

>> No.56220027

>>56219996
>Biden is going to get Saudi Arabia
Is he?

>> No.56220028

>>56220003
I hate Biden, but let’s give some credit here. Low oil prices for Saudi Arabia directly impacts the pace of Saudi Vision 2030. They see their reforms as survival (it’s make or break considering there are spending their reserves). These negotiations are getting all parties to make insane concessions. Not sure if it’s going to reach an agreement.

>> No.56220029

Is working in chick-fil-a better than other fast food places? I never hear anyone complaining about working there as opposed to everyone that worked at mcdonalds etc.

>> No.56220032
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Powell talks near the open, right?

>> No.56220037

It is 7:35 in the God-blessed morning and you faggots are already at it shitting up the board and false-flagging bullshit on a different ID to post about elsewhere. Tell me shit is about to run without telling me it's about to run.

>> No.56220039

>>56220027
Yes, Saudi Arabia wants a civilian nuclear program badly (they know hydrogen is a meme) and they are going to make a few short term sacrifices to get it.

>> No.56220041

>>56220023
do europoor politicans just chase whatever soiboi trend is in vogue in order to look progressive?

>> No.56220049

I need to poop a diaper

>> No.56220052

>>56220023
>let’s get a computer to explain human behavior
They can’t be serious

>> No.56220065

>>56220039
What's happens when Saudi Arabia oil minister tells Biden in frank terms that Saudi Arabia has no more oil.

>> No.56220066
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I just slurped Wheat btw

>> No.56220072

>>56220029
You can’t be lazy at Chick-fil-A, there is a reason everyone is kind. To do that for every customer is exhausting, especially when some can be nasty.
Good customer service is really hard work.

>> No.56220073

>>56220065
nothing will happen, just like after everything else the saudis like to shake their stick at

>> No.56220077

>>56219927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cWcorKQefng

>> No.56220080

>>56220039
They could get it from China or Japan. Either way as I explained a billion times, the Saudis are not interested in a shit global economy as oil revenues decrease and their assets (mostly in the west) depreciate. Bobos get ready to get fucked

>> No.56220081

>>56220065
That’s not true, though. Oil is plentiful everywhere on earth. Stop falling for fearmongering

>> No.56220089

>iPhone 15 Pro Owners Complain About Overheating Problems
lmao fucking out of touch AAPL retards who overclocked their CPU just so they could say "hurr it's our faster phone ever, over 28.5% faster, up to 43.6% more FPS on Candy Crush Saga"

>> No.56220091
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Hacked into a ECB bankers phone. Got a live feed on the situation.

>> No.56220094

>>56220081
And Saudis are borderline retarded. All their prospections are done by US companies, so the US unironically knows the real reserves that they have

>> No.56220096

>>56220089
Are people still retarded enough to buy an Iphone in 2023? lmao even

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What should i add to my ira? It's all vti right now.

>> No.56220100

>>56220091
toplel

>> No.56220101

>>56220080
>China
Maybe
>Japan
No way. Japanese reactors are expensive because they are extremely concerned about safety.
Saudis want Westinghouse since they’ll give them a gen III+ reactor without going overboard on expensive regs and safety.

>> No.56220104

>>56220096
they're mostly women, and they typically co-erce their husband/boyfriend to buy one because muh iMessage

>> No.56220106

yields moving higher
>yet again

>> No.56220108
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56220108

Oil bros... why aren't we winning...

>> No.56220110

40 years of commodity suppression is about to unwind. Oil, uranium, gold, silver. Buy them. They will save your life.

>> No.56220115

>>56220023
This must be a joke.
I know they desperately try to make people take machine learning and indexing serious in a strive to get back power over thought they lost after the china flu bail out scam, but using a central bank chair to promote it, that screams too desperate

>> No.56220123

>>56220089
iPhones are awesome. But I think we're definitely at the crux of the wave. Apple's led by a gay guy who isn't the owner. He wasn't the founder he's just a gay tech nerd guy. Shit is going South like IBM. When did they lose their initial CEO?

>> No.56220124

>>56220101
Westinghouse's gen 3 reactor uses japanese turbines, pressur vessels and core kek
also they outsource all their engineering to shithole european countries where an engineer with a master's degree earns a $40k salary
trying to actually build that piece of shit AP1000 were the most stressful years of my life

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I foresee no rate hikes

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>>56220110
This is financial advice.

>> No.56220137

>>56220108
You already won, fool. Now you're just sitting at the top waiting to beheem yourself.

>> No.56220143

>>56220108
Give and take.

>> No.56220144

>>56220125
The sad part is this is accurate

>> No.56220147

>>56220124
Fuck you. Westinghouse will dominate. Stay poor

>> No.56220153
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>>56220023
>mentioning AI in hopes their shit will get pumped
those clowns really graspin at straws here

>> No.56220158

Talk me out of options trading.

>> No.56220167

>>56220158
You will almost certainly lose more than you put into it and would be more profitable on scratch-off lottery tickets putting the same amount of money in them over the same amount of time.

>> No.56220183

>>56220167
If I ever need extra cash, I get a few scratch offs. Some of the odds are ridiculously high

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>>56220158
This is prime time to do options right now at this moment. You literally can't go wrong putting all your money into shorts.

>> No.56220189

>Germany September preliminary CPI +4.5% vs +4.6% y/y expected

>> No.56220198

>>56220189
Just saw the numbers. There is no fucking way.

>> No.56220205

The ratecut hopium pump starts

>> No.56220214

>>56220158
there is nothing that any of us say either to get you to trade them or not to trade them
it is valuable experience to trade options, even if it just for you to trade them and blow up your entire account
many of us here have done so, multiple times, at the start of our trading careers, and it can be a right of passage, and be the wake up call needed to actually learn and improve
with all that said, you can reduce your pain by..
>start an account with TDA/Schwab, fund the account with $500 (that you can withdraw after) so that you get live prices
>use thinkorswim with live prices to practice options, especially sophisticated option strategies
>trade options on thinkorswim for 1 month, pretending it's 100% real
>meanwhile, read this book (pic related)
>meanwhile, watch every video ever put out by this channel
https://www.youtube.com/@tastyliveshow
Only after you've
>traded options on thinkorswim paper for 1 month
>read this book (you can find it on pirate sites)
>and watched 100 videos from tasty
THEN you should finally move on to trading options with real money, for real
if you decide to skip this path, you will end up losing all your $$$, blow up your account, and then will end up on this path anyway, if you really want to learn
so you might as well skip the pain part of blowing up your account, and get a head start on the path that you would end up on anyway
you do not need to take this advice - blowing up your account is a very valuable lesson in itself.

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>>56220205
Nigga we dropped for 2 weeks traight ,let it bounce

>> No.56220218

>>56220205
I'm happy the government is getting shut down soon to knock all the gay shit off and let the market know how fucked it really is.

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The ecb deserves the reckoning to come. Naturally the fed will get off Scott free.

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>>56220214

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>>56220158
You'll have too much fun to shitpost properly

>> No.56220258

>>56220217
I still believe the market will next year go down, DAX to 14k if not lower. Less money supply, balance sheet reduction, rates will still be kept here because Oil at 90+. If they cut rates it easily goes beyond 100 and higher, which is equally as bad, so might as well keep rates higher.

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>>56220189
Naturally, the same month last year had the highest (or mayeb second highest) inflationary rate so of course inflation now is gonna look meek compared to that. Simple to understand, easy to use to manipulate the masses. This also means that as time progresses, inflation is gonna start leveling off around 4-5% since we have passed the peak.
Electricity is now dirt cheap (which contributed hugely to the spike and now to the downturn of inflation) but it cannot become cheaper than it already is. The other categories of inflation are either stubborn or keep going up.
Yeah, this shiet isn't over yet

>> No.56220282

So we’re not supposed to buy until sukkot is over right

>> No.56220283

I see a bearish rsi divergence on oil. looks like a top to me

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>>56220283

>> No.56220292
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Can someone explain to a smooth brain why bonds cratering will drag down equities

>> No.56220297

>>56220292
Equity risk premium.

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https://www.morningstar.com/news/marketwatch/20230928220/almost-1500-high-grade-corporate-bonds-are-on-sale-heres-how-you-could-add-cheap-apple-bonds-to-your-portfolio

How do I buy these corporate bonds? Is there a specific symbol or what? I use thinkorswim (schwab) if that matters

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>>56220029
I worked at one in high school. The work is harder than other fast food places, but they're more selective in their hiring so you have a better class of coworkers. Working with clean cut people you get along with makes the job much more tolerable than working at McDonald's with a pack of niggers.

>> No.56220307

>>56220292
the % yields are more valuable even if the cost of the coupon goes down. bond prices and yields re relative to each other.
eventually yields will reverse and it will go back up.
at least thats what I finally feel like i understand

>> No.56220311

>>56220268
If you at least have posted german cpi data. Now I have to google what Sept 2022 CPI was.

Yo wtf, it didn't even PEAK in september
https://www.destatis.de/DE/Presse/Pressemitteilungen/2022/12/PD22_529_611.html
Oct-November was worse. Oct-Nov data will be WAY softer expect a repump.

>> No.56220323

>>56220230
Left > right

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>>56220323
any day ,for sure

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>>56220268

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>futes

>> No.56220345
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>>56220258
>Less money supply

>> No.56220350

>we're getting another shutdown
>we're gonna get another credit hit
>long term yields are going to spike even further because of this
We might pass 2.5% real yield on tips

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>>56220345
Less than 2 years ago. More than 3 years ago, yes

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>>56220311
July and August last year were both way lower. Then inflation peak all the way from September to February as it held a steady position of cca 9%. As such, from this month onwards, the comparison will be much easier/softer. Expect that the data will beat (i.e., will be lower) the expectations from now on since they will now say that inflation is getting close to the 2% target. 20% inflation over a 2 year period but with some easy manipulation, you can make everything look better than it actually is.

>> No.56220355

>>56218641
>>>56218641

>> No.56220357

>>56220098
Some international is the easy answer so VXUS. Maybe some long term tips if you want to lock in real yields for 20 years with LTPZ

>> No.56220361

A GAMESTOP JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

>> No.56220365

>>56220350
Bullish.

>> No.56220376

Is it normal for a CEO to not get paid?

>> No.56220390

>>56220376
yea CEO's are historically underpaid. greedy floor workers leave nothing for the CEO. I'm not sure how they even survive anymore.

>> No.56220398

>>56220000

>> No.56220406

>>56220365
absolutely buy the fear. TMF/TLT is MOVING

>> No.56220407

>>56220354
my god, all upcoming data will be fuckin worthless. ECB must know that, otherwise they wouldn't have raised further. This probably is what they mean with underlying inflation.

>> No.56220421

>>56220407
>This probably is what they mean with underlying inflation.
>what they mean with underlying inflation.
>mean with underlying inflation.
>underlying inflation.

AHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH

>> No.56220434

>>56220407
This is usually what happens by the way. Look at the 1970s. Inflation goes up nicely comes down, and then suddenly spikes even fucking higher and everyone acts surprised. The metrics are fucked

>> No.56220435

US GDP Annualised (Q/Q) Q2 T: 2.1% (est 2.2%; prev 2.1%)
- US Personal Consumption Q2 T: 0.8% (est 1.7%; prev 1.7%)
- US GDP Price Index Q2 T: 1.7% (est 2.0%; prev 2.0%)
- US Core PCE Price Index (Q/Q) Q2 T: 3.7% (est 3.7%; prev 3.7%)

>>56220421
AHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

>> No.56220439
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They are short ladder attacking oil! AAAAAAAA

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>>56220435
>- US Personal Consumption Q2 T: 0.8% (est 1.7%; prev 1.7%)

>> No.56220455

>>56220434
That's why it's better the look at indexes instead of growth in percent

>> No.56220456

>>56220390
If the greedy floor workers are leaving nothing for the CEO he's not doing his job right and he should look at cutting costs, labor costs might be too high, but it could also be marketing or R&D. Each company and situation is different so they should be looked at individually. Just how each floor worker is an individual, who should negotiate their wage and benefits to fit their unique situation instead of letting someone garnish their wages to get paid twice as much and negotiate on behalf of the commune of floor workers.

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Pre market green
Futures was red

I AM SCARED

My puts are done for

>> No.56220464

>>56220217
>You may riot loot steal and killl- just don't film it.

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I haven't been keeping up with the news this week, why are 10 year yields mooning?

>> No.56220474

Goldilocks numbers
Consumption is the reality and that won't hit till next month
Go long and fade it by EOD or Friday if you feel ballsy

>> No.56220476

>>56220471
Powell flinched last week

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Carmax? More like SHITmax!

>> No.56220481

>>56220471
>countries are dumping US bonds
>we took a credit hit
>we're about to take another credit hit
>debt interest eclipses military spending this year
>10% of the budget, 15% next year
Shits fubar

>> No.56220482

>>56220471
Yellen dumping *hard* on bond baggies. No more t-bill gooning.

Expensive oil heeming the Yen, causing capital flight to Nip land, doesn't help.

>> No.56220486

>>56220469
You gonna try to catch that knife?

>> No.56220494
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The amount of Revised numbers
The US is truly starting to play the China game, can't trust the numbers they report

>> No.56220495

10YR is ripping

>> No.56220499

>>56220486
No, I'll short the the handle

>> No.56220501

>>56220494
It's pretty corrupt now

>> No.56220509

>>56219935
I’m going to short the coom

>> No.56220511

>>56220494
It's called Bidenomics. These are the new accounting practices the Beijing Biden administration has been trained in by Chinese Communist Party.

>> No.56220512

Jerome talks in 10 minutes?

>> No.56220513

>>56220494
It truly has become comical. Now there is AI bot trading and open manipulation. Was fun while it lasted.

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>>56220495
>TLT: 87.35
> -1.06 -1.20%
Pre-market. Holy fucking shit.

>> No.56220529

>>56220098
nice meme lol
I’m divorced but at least I’ve got my kid
I won’t ever be a step dad but I’ll lay the single moms that need some dick from time to time. Maybe a fatty during a dry spell
Women are the worst, single forever is better than you think

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Bonjour

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>>56220461
Dont pussy out and sell . Keep holding your puts ywgmi

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>>56220533

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>>56220533
Snibbeddings

>> No.56220549

>>56220515
What does this mean for stocks!?

>> No.56220551

I'm tired of biden being unfairly compared to the Chinese Communist Party, it's making China look bad

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>>56220495
holy and in such a short time. Not good.

>> No.56220558

>>56220512
Link?
>>56220513
>AI trading
>Now
You realize, automating trading using apis isn't new. Are you all jabbed or is there something in your burgers that the general IQ has dropped by several points

>> No.56220562

>>56220515
Where is that buy TLT faggot? Is he going to show up and admit he was wrong, or is he going to just hide behind his guise of anonymity like the pussy we all know he is?

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>I can't trade

>> No.56220565

>>56220512
Fuck, really? I thought it would happen after the market closes.

>> No.56220571

US AGAIN killing the markets

>> No.56220572

>>56220477
Lol I've got puts.

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>>56220546

>> No.56220574

Buy the open
Sell the close

Simple as

>> No.56220579

>>56220565
It does. Just Gobbledick speaking now
Fucking trolls made me put on pants and get out of bed

>> No.56220578

wtf is this shit?
WHO
WHO INVENTED INTEREST RATES
AAAAAAAAH

>> No.56220580

can some kind anon pls explain how come natgas jumped 10% 2 days ago but UNG and BOIL barely moved?

>> No.56220582
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56220582

Imagine believing the CPI numbers
Inflation is still at like 10%

>> No.56220586

>>56220513
They scrape forums like this one, it's super easy to manipulate because it's AI doing it and not a remotely competent human.

>> No.56220590

For real tho, has there been negative news on the shutdown clowning or why are bonds blowing up?

>> No.56220592

>>56220579
You wear pants? I haven't done that in years.

>> No.56220597

>>56220586
There is nothing like an "AI" it's just like it always has been, scrapers reacting to keywords. It's simple if then else clauses. No need for "sophisticated" language models

>> No.56220600
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>>56220557
>>56220495
That's nothing, EU 10Y is up 3%

>> No.56220601

>>56220590
If people don’t move out of stocks and into bonds then they will increase the pain until people do. People just need to stop spending

>> No.56220604

>>56220592
Don't lose control over your life, put on some pants when you get out of bed and go out to shop

>> No.56220608
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>>56220578
reported for antisemitism

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>>56220582

>> No.56220614

>>56219927
BOYS HAVE A PENIS AND GIRLS HAVE A VAGINA.

TRUTH TO POWER!

Powell will say this quote during his speech this afternoon

>> No.56220615

>>56220558
I thought they passed some new law allowing it to much higher degree. I guess not, must be all the heavy metals.

>> No.56220621
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>>56219927
>there is still a GME general

>> No.56220619

>>56220614
POWER TO THE PLAYERS

>> No.56220622

>>56220592
>>56220604

It’s a good idea when spending a lot of time at home to establish a normal routine that wouldn’t change even if you had to leave the house. We are creatures of habit and get slothful pretty quickly. Take care brother.

>> No.56220624

>>56220614
Gary Gensler has a vagina tho

>> No.56220628
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56220628

Bullniggers btfo

>> No.56220634
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56220634

Feels fucking good to be in TMV.

>> No.56220636
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>>56220621
don't say their fucking name i can't handle another day of them here

>> No.56220638

>>56220628
We are reversing. It's all bullshit. This is the future>>56220469

>> No.56220643
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56220643

i will make it for taylor

>> No.56220651
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>>56220563
>he saved and posted a thumbnail

>> No.56220656

>>56220643
she needs children before expiry date

>> No.56220667

>>56220495
HOOMERS ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK
ARE YOU OK HOOMERS?

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>>56220643
she’s taken m8
I’m sorry
You’ll have to kill Travis Kelce and assume his alpha position
In Minecraft

>> No.56220670

>>56220656
That's a man.

>> No.56220672

all right heifer sisters
one last ride towards 4800 until it all goes down the drain starting next year

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56220675

>>56220651
Damn i'm sleepy still sorry frog

>> No.56220677

>>56220668
I can't even keep up with her boyfriends. Hes probably just gonna make her write a song.
No no. I know that one day. She will find me.

>> No.56220679

>>56220495
2y-10y is soon testing previous highs. If it makes a new high, I'll open up some short positions and sit tight.

>> No.56220681

>>56220675
You posted the other one now lmao

>> No.56220682

GDP and PCE coming up... strap in

>> No.56220683
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>>56220643
Somebody redpill on that glow nigger psyop. Why is she posted now for 10+ years? She is ugly, I have no idea who she is, never bothered to look into who that ugly brat is and frankly will never do.

Also why the fuck does my bank is trying to advertise me a 50k personal loan at 6.3% like it was a fucking washing machine internet pop up ad from the 90s

I already regret getting up out of bed

>> No.56220691

>>56220683
roast beef with a high body count ,basically femoid idol and inspiration

>> No.56220694

>>56220683
she once posted on 4chan years ago

>> No.56220697
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>>56220679
ummm

>> No.56220698

>>56220683
>I already regret getting up out of bed

2nd time I have read this

Official Pre-Market Thread Theme:
> https://youtu.be/kuOqNj5kH_E?si=Fzz7MaHXotn_U81k

>> No.56220700 [DELETED] 

>>56220681
That was 45 minutes ago...

>> No.56220704

>>56220683
>I have no idea who Taylor Swift is
I feel old

>> No.56220705
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56220705

GME is MOASS
S&P shitting blood
Lmao this general will never recover. Last time I listen to any of you retarded faggits
KYS

>> No.56220707

>>56220683
Same idea as Britney Spears, average girls see her and think they can be like her. She’s clean, no drugs, no baby daddys, etc. honestly Chuds should be happy the most popular woman in the world right now is a blonde attractive white woman

>> No.56220710

>>56220683
She's a white woman the jews propped up to say "look it's one of you" so they can demoralize people more effectively. People naturally empathize with her because that's the intended effect.

>> No.56220711

>>56220679
Your funeral.

>> No.56220714

>>56220697
the 2y-10y anon.
https://www.cnbc.com/quotes/10Y2YS

>> No.56220715

Going to the dentist today :(

>> No.56220724

>>56220715
D;

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>>56220683
There are simply anons here that are into her. Same thing with /fit who are into this person for example. I'm sure the guy with the folder of pics and webms of her is here too.

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>>56220705
>MOASS
>+8%
So the squozzle has finally squeezled uh

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>>56220714

>> No.56220729

>>56220715
>wasting money on the tooth jew
lmao just brush your teeth at least once a day. i do that and never once had a cavity or need to go to a dentist in 20 years. it also helps im for a fatass that eats slop and sugar all day

>> No.56220733

>>56220715
Get ready for them to tell you you need all kinds of treatments your insurance won't cover.
>get the nightguard to protect against grinding anon, just wear it 24/7

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56220736

>>56220683
Have you ever been to a Taylor swift show? I have (ex gf a few years back forced me) and buddy let me tell you the kind of people that go there make the gas station crowd look like the board of MIT. It's like imagine the dumbest most ignorant and shallow human golems all stuck in one big auditorium and I mean these fuckers are so dumb they don't know anything about the world just what's in from of them and on their tiktok feed.

>> No.56220737

>>56220705
Lmao their new CEO is doing it for free
He was probably previously a janny at /GME/

>> No.56220743

>>56220494
>>56220501
>>56220511
>>56220513
How underage are you guys that you think any of this is new? I think Biden's a senile fucking retard too but these revision practices go back fucking decades.

>> No.56220746
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>>56220268
Reminds me of failed climate models

>> No.56220751

>>56220714
>If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits zero you're going to see some serious shit!

>> No.56220761

>>56220746
>2012
Is there an updated version of this chart? Would love to BTFO some ignorant zoomers with up-to-date info

>> No.56220763

>>56220743
This is my first real recession as an adult.

>> No.56220767

>>56220682
That was 50 minutes ago...

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>>56220751
Yes.
>why?
I don't know why. I just know.

>> No.56220773

>>56220707
chuds are physically incapable of being happy. They may feel a slight sense of relief when libs are miserable but then go back to hating something else.

>> No.56220776

>>56220743
I just turned 18 two weeks ago boomer.

>> No.56220787

>>56220707
>>56220736
Those two seem to explain it. thanks
Back to ignoring posters that post that brat

>> No.56220792

>>56220743
>you guys that you think any of this is new?
Cute

>> No.56220791

>"The Fed has to cut rates because the stock market is bleeding out, the economy will take a hit and we'll have a recession"
>all major indices still near ATH
>unemployment rate still low
>home prices rising again
>inflation still not 2%

anyone who screams for rate cuts should kill themselves

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>>56220683
cope she is a goddess

>> No.56220804

>>56220746
Underrated post of the thread.

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>>56220799
Look at that face, at the proportion and form. She has lovely eyes, have to admit it, but the face looks like she is some Easter Island Head came alive

>> No.56220824

>>56220763
bro this shit aint recession

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56220826

Opening in this fuckery zone

>> No.56220829
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56220829

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>> No.56220835

>>56220824
Obviously it hasn't started yet.

>> No.56220837

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

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>>56220477
hahaha

>> No.56220849

>>56220824
>>56220835
We have been in a recession for over a year now under the original correct definition.

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>>56220829
Alright pal I'm starting to think you're a script. Let's see some proof of human.

>> No.56220857

>>56220829
Thanks nog

>> No.56220858

>>56220853
Lol obviously it's a script. I don't know why people were thinking that was a human.

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>>56220849
But, anon, isn't 6 quarters of negative economic growth a depression?

>> No.56220868

Pls edition

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56220870

Could this be...

>> No.56220872

>PYPL shooting up right out of the gate
toplel

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>>56220858
>He hasn't seem the unreal delusions of all kinds in this thread
>I mean, not this particular thread, but /smg/

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revenge will be sweet

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>>56220853
>>56220857

>> No.56220881

>MSFT, AMZN, AAPL going straight down

kek

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56220884

Small scalp

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just realized my ID is HoarnNog

>> No.56220889

Kek baggies

>> No.56220895
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56220895

Shippingbros, Baltic Dry is back?

>> No.56220898

WHERE IS THE FUCKING MELTUP? I'm waiting for over a year and a half now.

>> No.56220900

>>56220895
Buying ZIM or SHIP?

>> No.56220906

TTOO lol

>> No.56220910

>>56220874
>>56220878
I can picture this is the face these 2 semen demons would make once they feel my cock throbbing and her cussies filling up.

>> No.56220913

We should all team up and go ham on pumping a single stock we agree on and let the scraper bots make us money...?

>> No.56220914

>>56220895
the drewry container index is still decreasing every week

>> No.56220915

Yields go up stocks go up.
No funny business here.

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>market being led by GME and PTON

>> No.56220925
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>> No.56220926

How long before all these people who are mass robing stores going to pay rent...?

>> No.56220928

>>56220881
How could this happen? I thought these were #2Big2Fail

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Low volume here may fuck some bears

>> No.56220932
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>>56220913
you are blinding my eyes with your GLOW

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>>56220910
>cussies
My man I took a lot of anatomy/physiology courses and I don't know what that is.

>> No.56220938

>>56220926
>going to pay rent...?
They don't pay rent. NGOs put them in hotels for free or nearly free.
You can go downtown and just talk to them, they'll explain exactly what's happening if you want to listen.

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AMC bros, the hedgies are short ladder attacking us again

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>>56220926
>He doesn't know what Section 8 is

>> No.56220945

>>56220932
If its bots just scrapping data randomly and making their own decisions on it... how is it illegible? We are not fooling humans... Is it illegal to lie to a frog or a dog?

>> No.56220951

>>56220900
both are shit
there is SB which is a Burry pick
eagle bulk and danaos are decent

>> No.56220956

>>56220938
what? that's not true- if it was true it would be a national headline!

>> No.56220959

>OSTK green
I don't even know what to do in this situation

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>>56220926
>pay rent
anon...

>> No.56220967

>>56220956
I'm pretty sure it was on the daily stormer at one point...
Again you can go downtown and see for yourself.

>> No.56220974

>>56220108
they're fudding us oilbros

>> No.56220975

>>56220943
Theres money to be made trading AMC

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>> No.56220988

Really down, again?

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hahaha

>> No.56220993

>>56220974
don't fall for the obvious fud

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Crab is strong today.

>> No.56220997

>>56220935
Dunno what went over my head, i mixed coochies with pussies.
An honest and horny mistake.

>> No.56220998

>>56220956
I read they get nearly $120k/year in benefits, ~24k in just cash. a big part of that $120k is rent.

>> No.56221000

>>56220990
20yr it 5!!!!!!!

CELABRATE GOOD TIMES! COME ON!

>> No.56221015

>>56220926
Royalty doesnt pay rent
Rent is paid to them

>> No.56221020

Where my shutdown crew @?
We eatin good this weekend bois!

>> No.56221028

>>56220217
She a good gurl. She dindu nuffin.

>> No.56221029

WTFWT is Goolsbee saying a bunch of hot air?

>> No.56221036

TLT TRANNIES

>> No.56221040

paypal and target sirs pls stop redeeming

>> No.56221043
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56221043

You know what, I don't even know what a bond is.

>> No.56221045

>>56220887
BANG BANG BANG.
That'd for you nog
But also for what I want to do to her.

>> No.56221049

>>56220636
I can not stand reddit comments on 4chan
>stock market general
>ugh don't say gme it makes my tummy hurt :(
Anyways, I was considering getting into dish or ttoo, but I saw those got fucked. What do I buy before the crash? Wheat? Mackie Donals? Pepsi?

>> No.56221052
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56221052

We could easily hit yesterdays ranges scalp away

>> No.56221054

>>56221049
Palantir

>> No.56221058

>>56221049
puts

>> No.56221059

>>56221054
I'll take a look at it

>> No.56221067

>>56220898
>claims to have waited over a year
>never bought the bottom in october
>would have been in the green still if he did

You can bring a retard to water but you can't make them drink.

>> No.56221069

>>56220354

the MoM is all that matters and it will crater due to rents collapsing

>> No.56221070

>>56221067
>sincerely replying to obvious joke

>> No.56221077

FUCK bears

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Uh WTFWT

>> No.56221085

Nice job MoM home sales.

>> No.56221091

New high will
Be like 27.6x I think too much higher and I wager we’re shifting to a different structure or w/e

>> No.56221097

Remember when they said they were shifting the weight of the large cap stocks over to smaller ones? Have we seen that effect take place yet?

>> No.56221100

>>56221091
427.6x I mean

>> No.56221102

>expected -0,2%
>actual -7,1%
Lol

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>>56221097
Mr. Russell is still heemed, so perhaps not.

>> No.56221111

>EU yield curves healing
>US yield curve still looks like ass
Uncle Sam is really not well and gonna sperg on Euros bullying Germs, isn't he

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Prolly another leg up volume disparity/BF

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>>56221102
Wait holy shit is that the monthly home sales?

>> No.56221117

>>56221102
imagine the "Revised" number in 60 days. <3

>> No.56221129

Bullish home furniture business

>> No.56221133
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56221133

I don’t want to get short and caught in a bear market rally so I’ll just watch for now

>> No.56221139

>>56221133
oh wow you are so smart anon

>> No.56221142

if you arent buying TMF right now you are a fucking tool

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56221144

>>56221116
>>56221102
What if they pivot?

>> No.56221145

>>56221102
Yearly looks wild with -17%
But remember, last year every roastie was jumping into mortgages for that "passive income"

>> No.56221148

>>56221049
there are a dozen links to reddit in your general dumb baggie

>> No.56221150

>>56221102
Lmaiii

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>>56221144
It will be very painful.

>> No.56221165

The reason pending home sales are down so much for August is because we had a lot of bad weather and people waited until September to close. You'll see this reflected in next months report when it's up 16%.

>> No.56221167

Powell is speaking today? in 6 hours? It's in my calendar, but it sometimes has absolutely meaningsless speaches in there too.

>> No.56221168
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Isn’t there a shutdown in a few days why are they wasting time on this now

>> No.56221171

>>56220791
The major indices being near ATH doesn't mean what you think with the real inflation rate having been so high, the fact that they're going relatively flat and the dollar has lost significant value means the indices are down a lot farther than you would assume looking only at the dollar price.

>> No.56221181
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>>56221171
The Big Crab™

>> No.56221182

>>56221172

>>56221172

>>56221172

>>56221172

BAKED.

>> No.56221185

>>56221167
It's a meaningless one, it's a town hall meeting to (inner city) teachers

>> No.56221186
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Down here, it's our time. It's our time down here.

>> No.56221188

>>56221148
>you guys can talk about stocks
>but not that one I'll cryq

>> No.56221189

>>56221168
Once the government gets shut down this will get swept under the rug. This needs to be brought to light before the shut down so you can see that Biden is willing to shut down the government to hide his greed and his corruption.

>> No.56221195

>>56221188
you guys are only good for keks, and bbbyq is doing a better job of that at the moment

>> No.56221199

>>56221168
Nothing to vote on atm. We are grinding towards a shutdown because there is no bipartisan bill.

>> No.56221211

>>56221167
>Damage control for having to show bad signals on the rate wait.

>> No.56221216

>>56221181
It's not even a crab its just a straight up bear market, the dollar is worth less by the day, no movement means lower valuation.

>> No.56221222
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Two TLs converge here if you wanna scalp up instead of down. Certainly could dump here but makes sense to go a little higher before LL

>> No.56221224

>>56221049
Yeah reddit is cringe shit

>> No.56221239

>>56221195
redditor mentality

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>>56221222
Intraday $$&

>> No.56221244

>>56221222
It's weird, call me crazy but I smell vix manipulation

>> No.56221304

>>56221244
Is is measuring something and representing it but they could be switching which FDs they are weighing. I bet they are too.

>> No.56221443

>>56221304
Look at the 30 day future contracts to spot. It's a low liquidity low volume shitshow

>> No.56221598

When did Rocker get deleted off of youtube?

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>SP moving up on low volume.

I hope no one falls for the obvious bull trap.

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>>56220515

pls no

>> No.56223450

I see fear
I buy