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What are absolute guaranteed invests that will make a return. Max gains as fast as fucking possible. I don't know what the fuck to do with my money anymore. Crypto isn't moving for shit and stocks are going down the shitter for the most part. I was able to save some and have saved about 3 grand up from the past 4-5 months. I'd like to get the fuck out of this apartment and buy a house and be a homeowner but damn. I'm gonna be saving up for it for the next what 10 years? Fuck that. There's gotta be something I can dump money into to make money back.

>> No.56214682

>>56214657
Markov chain bot thread

>> No.56215030

>>56214682


Stfu schizo. Rope yourself. I'm a real person and I'm here to make money nigger.

>> No.56215039

>>56215030

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No you are not a real person

>> No.56215051

>>56214657
all in on bitcoin

>> No.56215059
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56215059

>>56214657
picrel is all you need as long as you're not a paperhanded and/or impatient faggot
Generational wealth requires time, don't get desperate OP, you sound like a newfag.

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>>56215059
>avax roach doesn't understand that all the association between the Chainlink logo and the Star of David is actually fud.
>uses the star in his totally organic meme to try to shill his double spend shitcoin anyway.

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>>56215030
The schizo nigger probably thinks you're me from the last he posted in because you talk similarly. Just call him a retard and move on.

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56216681

>>56214657
DKP (Formerly SNS-1) on the Internet Computer. First SNS DAO, hijacked by the create of that gay Neopets game who turned out to be some huge autist huge into distributed computing and gaming. $5mm mkt cap (circulating supply) as >50% locked for 888 years. The coin will be used as the currency for his game Dragginz, which will be the first AAA popular game hosted ENITRELY ON CHAIN. He's not doing it for the money, he is doing it as a FUCK YOU to The Man (traditional video game industry) and corporate funding.

dragginz.io
https://iclight.io/ICDex/SNS1/ICP

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56216920

>>56214657
Whatever you do, stay away from ICP or you'll end up roping yourself in less than a year

>> No.56216937

>>56216920
hes right. buy DKP instead -> >>56216681

>> No.56217874

>>56214657
>stocks are going down the shitter for the most part

buy calls with .3% chance of paying out they are so cheap idc if i lose money

>> No.56218096

>>56214657
ETF URNM