/biz/ - Business & Finance

>he baked

Really looking forward to the government shutdown.
The republicans are a bunch of pussies if they don’t keep this bitch shut down for a minimum of one month.

Who else thinks we're just going to hit October and pump again?

Sell your stupid glowing meme rocks, you FUCKS

We're ever exiting stock market hell, are we?

>>56201810
I never understand why people wear two apple watches.

I JUST WOKE UP

>>56201810
Yes, they are.

BODY MOVIN
BODY MOVIN
A1 SOUND AND THE SOUND'S SO SOOTHING

The most hawkish fed governor is speaking in an hour and bulls are piling in lmao

I can feel it

>>56201825
>it didnt happen
>but also they deserved it
huh?

>>56201810
I doubt we see a month but they're definitely pissed off enough to take the ball home for a while and tell everyone to eat shit for them having to do it.

>>56201752
Is that before or after the Us government goes bancrupt?
>>56201728
Inflation adjusted it did nothing for most of its history. The whole bullrun of the last 30-40 years was build on falling interest rates. Thats over.

Reminder that we have actually already been in a recession for over a year now.

Is amazon viable a short finally?

>US government and 17 states sue Amazon in landmark monopoly case
>The states involved in the case are Connecticut, Delaware, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, New Jersey, New Hampshire, New Mexico, Nevada, New York, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, and Wisconsin.

>>56201886
by what metric? he economy grew 6%

>>56201896
by the original correct definition before it was changed to the incorrect one

>>56201787
That all you got, bobo?

>>56201886
And before everyone realizes this, it'll already be over and a new multi-decade long bullrun will start. this IS the soft landing they're speaking off, keep the public low IQ slave tax cattle oblivious to reality until it's over so they can say "see? It wasn't that bad"

>>56201908
you mean 2 quarters of negative growth? because again, we grew 6%

>>56201896
Inflation YoY is 8.26%, so that's a growth rate of -2.26%.

>>56201872
>The whole bullrun of the last 30-40 years was build on falling interest rates.
Why do you say it was built on falling interest rates!?
Much rather it was adjusting to global currency inflation. There are almost infinitely more unity of currency around compared to 30-40 years ago so it's only natural that stock prices adjust to this.
All of this has been created ex-nihilo.

Low interest rates only add to the velocity of it all.

>>56201802
those 27million soviet deaths were mostly civilians because stalin was a paranoid like almost all sociopaths are clinically paranoid about their surroundings.miltiary deaths were only like 8m. and soviet union population was 330m, same as usa now. russia population for
example now is only 140m and shrinking fast as all eastern europe is dying like japan due to abysmal birth rates.

european union population 450m. north america 400m. nato population is 960m

>>56201896
>its so very tirring.
https://www.bea.gov/data/gdp/gross-domestic-product

>>56201927
>Why do you say it was built on falling interest rates!?
Because thats what they did whenever they were in trouble. To the point they even had zero interest rates for 10 years.

>>56201927
Its built on keynesian bologna

>down $3,200 on SPY shares today
>car repair estimate is $1,900
Time to cash out and move to a 3rd world country.

>BUY THE DIP

>>56201863
That's the joke silly.

>>56201872
>before or after the government goes bankrupt
Oh I get it this is just psyop trolling. Yeah man they're totally gonna go broke, there definitely won't be anything that keeps that from happening. I bet they spend the whole defense budget on estrogen and dilators while they're at it too.

>>56201826
I had to get up early this morning. This is too early. I do appreciate the red markets though.

>>56201935
>due to abysmal birth rates.
That's every fucking country.

>>56202012
only the developed world countries

>>56202010
she's cute

>>56201957
>Time to cash out and move to a 3rd world country.
Why move, with all the border jumpers coming in the 3rd world will be here before you know it.

>>56202022
You’re cute

>>56201863
Correct.

>>56202022
she thinks so too

>>56202031
there has been a net loss in migration to mexico for 13 of the last 14 years sport

>>56202010
she looks like she fucks underage boys

>>56201957
Bullish for Lean Hogs.

>>56202035
thanks dude

>>56202041
she is

>>56202019
france and sweden have still decent fertility rate, obviously it's the immigrants from africa with their 15 kids families so it's gonna be a disaster anyhow. italy and spain 1.2 kek

usa fertility rate is 1.64 fairly good

>>56201826

F, gotta get them sleepies though

>>56202041
I'd like to finger through her portfolio, see how red or green it is in there.


>>56202048
She could get help.

>>56201886
Which is exactly why >>56201919 is going to happen, 100%. That's the trick.

>>56202044
You're proving my point retard.

>>56202061
the absolute state of Europe...

>>56202072
>facts show more hispanics are moving to mexico than coming to the usa for 13 years now
>>youre proving my point that the third world is coming here
what?

>>56202061
France,Romania,Czech republic and Sweden will survive , rip spain and italy

>>56201826
Nigger go back to sleep

I just went all in with my life savings into the stock market last 2 weeks, am I in trouble?

Should I sell everything? people smarter than me are saying a big crash is coming

>>56202061
Subsidizing childbirth and having a large population of rednecks is the modern cheatcode to falling birth rates. Basically Japan needs a nascar track and at least two yearly rodeos and they'll start turning it around.

>>56202060
who is that cutie

>>56202061
1st gen migrants have high fertility rates, with every next gen fertility plummets

>>56202109
>people smarter than me
Who?? People in the mainstream media?

>>56202091
>first worlders exit
>3rd worlders enter
you're proving my point

>>56202111
His time has come...

it's short season for UHAL. fuck this garbage company.

WPC bros I thought REIT divvies were eternal and guaranteed through all market regimes. Why is this happening??

I've been trying to tell you guys about
>jewish holidays = market fuckery
>it played out
>bonds went from pricing in a contraction in 5 years to within 2 year, in 2 months of yield curve changes
>only the boomers are fighting over real assets right now, all other generations are broke sitting on the sidelines
start using your heads because the pilpul is strong while the actual truth is being published only a couple clicks away on FRED.

>>56202094
france and sweden will survive. but sweden have fallen in crime levels equal to usa. shootings are very common which used to be unheard of and immigrant drug gangs rule large areas almost like in south america. france also struggling with crime due to immigrants

>>56202111
japan is already introducing more robots to do human work to fight the birth rates instead of trying to fix the problem with 3rd worlders

it's just somehow whenever countries become more developed and techno advances the more birth rate goes down. elon musk has talked about this too that in this century humans start to go extinct eventually

>>56202109
The most evil people in the world (The US Government) are banking on it not collapsing or at least not catastrophically collapsing. I look for the fed to to start spitting fud to kick the can further down the road.

I believe TPTB need this administration to not get cucked by wallstreet. If it does happen then it would have happened anyways and the only thing you'll be out is whatever assets you may have accrued before the descent.

>>56202139
I wish there were more Jewish holidays. My energy stocks have made excellent returns these past two weeks.

>>56202124
its not first worlders exiting, its third worlders returning, are you dumb or just pretending to be?

>>56202127
Cowboy action shooting is wildly popular in Japan, they have Ameriboos same way we have Weeaboos. They're basically just getting filtered by the idiocracy constant which is that smart people have less kids, so a good nascar race and some liquor to knock the iq down a few points between the alcohol and leaded race fuel fumes should get them temporarily dumb enough to fuck again. After that it's just throwing tax breaks and deductions at the parents which is still way cheaper than the tax revenue those kids will earn. Japan isn't heemed yet they just need to get retarded often enough to fuck.

Falling birthrates are a natural consquence of the boomer generation hoarding all wealth leaving young adults with no future other than the slave pods, overcityfication turning population centers into overpopulated hellholes and sparser areas ghost towns with no services, and feminism leaving women no future other than as cat ladies and men no future other than as cucks.

Everything is utterly fucked on a fundamental level.

>>56202144
china is developed and still reproduces like rabbits, rmao?

>>56202164
how do you explain shitholes still having high birth rates?

BOIL drooped back again, couldn't hold $52 after hitting the $49s this morning. Seasonal transition is only getting good and started but I definitely wouldn't hold any KOLD at these levels either.

>>56202061
>usa fertility rate is 1.64
>implying that's not from 1st gen

>>56202156
Oh now it's third worlders leaving? jajajaja

>>56202164
preaching to a choir..
>verific nat requieed

I am not a good investor

>>56202169
No consoomerism, no goyslop, so they just fuck and have good relationships with their tribe mates ?

>>56202137
>invest in ponzi dividend scheme
>ponzi implodes
Who could've guessed it?

>>56202186
but they also have no future or wealth

>>56202169
nigger culture

>>56202178
yes, its people returning to their homelands, for 13 years now. Most of the people who cross the border historically were seasonal workers who returned after the season was over

>>56202144
It's the idiocracy constant. Smart people have less kids because they want their kids to have a better life than they did so when societal wealth growth stagnates you have a shitty birth rate unless you can temporarily get the people stupid enough to fuck or already have a large dumb population. If Japan threw enough money at parents for a stay at home mom to be viable for the everyman on top of doing these other things to get more people to fuck they'd be okay.

>>56202185
Have you tried buying low and selling high?

>>56202203
holy shit is that druk?

>>56202167
Because they have a large population of rural rednecks that are going to bang out kids until they physically can't anymore. Same reason the US is doing okay on birthrates. Turns out the stupid yokels everyone mocks are actually really fucking valuable in the modern age.

>>56202189
Those African villagers living in their huts unbothered, happy, with faithful obedient wives, no worries, taxes, political bullshit, etc. All they have is a spear to hunt with and a loincloth to wear. They have the kind of wealth and abundance you could only dream about

>>56202169
>low IQ people with nothing to do other than fuck
>nobody uses birth control
>no feminism so the women will just have to take cock and deal with it

>>56202169
I bet 1 intc share on majority of the problem lies with feminism and the simps.

>>56202201
you honestly want me to believe that fake news propaganda?

>>56202220
extreme poverty is not wealth.

>>56202217

>>56202220
I thought this thread was about the stock market

>>56202234
But they're happy. And you're not. They will always be happy and fulfilled. You will always be depressed and empty. That's all the wealth you need right there

>>56202230
its not fake news, its literal fact. Latin American demographics collapsed in the 90s and with reshoring bringing good jobs, there simply isnt a surplus of people left to come and the people who were living illegally in the us are returning because there are now good jobs where they dont have to spend a life in hiding. Sorry if this hurts your feelings

>>56202248
I am happy. I am wanting of nothing. Stop projecting.

>>56202253
Sure thing bro

>>56202189
What wealth could they hope to accumulate ? Depending on the region actual "wealth" in the common sense may not be attainable. You must have access to a market so that you can get the best price for the thing.

If you are culturally or geographically isolated then you might as well self subsist because the only visitors you will have are going to be people to exploit you. Exchange between peoples isn't always mutually beneficial.

If they believe having a future is having "progeny" to increase their foothold on the world then they are claiming their "future".

Their principles, axioms, morals etc. are probably not centered in any way with reference to commerce or the world abroad.

>>56202230
Most Mexicans that come to the US naturalize after a decade or two. They disproportionately lean conservative and will happily shit on newer immigrants to protect their own positions they've earned from competition, it's very "boomer pulling up the ladder behind them". They'll even call ICE on each other, and if they served in the military to get their citizenship they especially fucking hate illegals. More than a white man could ever imagine.

So yes, it's the truth, and most of them nowadays get functionally bullied into going back home after the work season is over by the Mexicans that already made it and a government that only allows them here for the harvesting season.

>>56201787
Is she okay?

>>56202263
That's still not wealth. That's poverty.

>>56202244
Got to figure out which country is least fucked so as to know where to invest the shekels in. USA is probably the answer, though honestly a good amount of manufacturing is moving to mexico. Something to ponder about.

who invited the shithead no-class zoomers gezuz i thought this board was back

any insider tips?

>>56202253
can smell it from a mile away

dxy may let us head higher.

>>56202267
If we were losing more beaners than we were gaining for 13 years strait, how is there still a surplus of beaners?

>>56202263
Wealth isn't necessarily just what you have, it's not having any wants as well. Communists like to spin this into an argument that living in a mud hut and being half a step above an animal is true wealth and freedom, capitalists like to spin that into anyone that doesn't have material wealth and everything they could ever need is a retarded fool. The truth is in the middle like it always is, physical wealth is fine, spiritual and emotional wealth always matter more, and going to either financial extreme is for midwits and those doomed to die at the hands of their own pride.

This is financial advice and life advice.

>>56202267
in usa the mexican immigrants emigrate easier than in in europe the immigrants from africa or middle east. they are catholic and speak spanish or english, in florida or california you can probably work by talking only spanish

if you have a muslim from middle east coming to europe they have no clue about language and their culture is vastly different they never emigrate. in sweden they threw these people into their own villages couple decades and they became 2nd class citizens and so they started the drug cartells. in france it's kind same they are 2nd class citizens and never emigrate

>>56202298
insider here, stocks are going to be bought and sold today, prices may move accordingly

you are welcome.

>>56202311
twenty bucks says that's a twink man.

>>56202274
Wrong. Wealth is generated by investing your time and energy in things that bring fulfillment. You invest time and energy in trinkets like cars, electronic gewgaws, and plastic chinese junk and all you get is a momentary dopamine drip that serves only to down regulate your long term life satisfaction. When you die it will be at the nadir of a pointless existence. When that African peasant dies it will be the apex of a fulfilling life that brought value to the universe and everyone around him. You are the one living in true abject poverty, anon. Not him

>>56202305
Because they keep having kids because kids are wealth and that matters more to them than their kids having a better life than they did. They're happy with what they have so they know their kids could be too. People native to the US expect more from life and when they don't get it they don't have kids, which is why first generation immigrants have higher birthrates than 2nd gen. America is literally so fucking awesome that when it stops being a literal party people freak out like it's the end of the world and stop fucking even though anyone else on earth would kill to live here literally.

The US is suffering from success. We need hard times to make the hard men that make the good times again, so the cycle can begin anew like it has for all of human history. These are the hard times and they'll make the people happier.

>>56202300
Dixie had a golden cross last week
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m36uOUSJFjE

Guys my girlfriend is saying she would tell our potential future daughter that it is okay to "explore her sexuality" and I told her that I would teach my daughter to have more self respect than to throw herself at any cock she sees. Girlfriend is now pissed at me and I am considering telling her to move out and find a virgin catholic latina.
Long TEVA, JNJ
Dumb sluts will perpetuate sluts

>Hello bear flag my old friend. It’s time to inverse you again. With visions of a bullish reversal. MM’s paper traded in this rehearsal. Then my signal flashed a neon green. Sadly lots of bull accounts are lean

>>56202331
>You invest time and energy in trinkets like cars, electronic gewgaws, and plastic chinese junk and all you get is a momentary dopamine drip that serves only to down regulate your long term life satisfaction.
I don't do this.

Bank reserves are money. Bank reserves always have been money. Bank reserves always will be money.

>>56202387
Kek I was about to suggest beating her, then I saw the pic.

>>56202372
yeah long term I think we see 120. I figured most of the people here are 0dte. Was trying to help people police their positions.

>>56202387
Break it down for her first. Make sure you've explored the whole flow chart. Women don't map things out like men at all. But based.

>>56202401
there are no bank reserves

Finally, we're fucking dumping.

>>56202411
What flow chart anon? My GF is defensive because she knows that her slut faze in college disgusts me and she regrets it. But instead just says it was exploring her sexuality.

Over the weekend I found out my mother had $15k worth of meme coins through FTX

>>56202367
So these fucking beaners come here, get knocked up, vote democrat to get more gibs, then once the place turns into a shithole they just fucking leave? Sounds like a plague of locusts if you ask me.

>>56201896
>Even on /biz/ there's shareblue shills trying to control the narrative even though it's blatantly obvious to anyone with above 80IQ that the economy sucks because of the rampant inflation that negates any gains by GDP
I fucking hate that my tax dollars goes directly into making bullshit drivel I'm forced to read on a mongolian basket weaving forum

>>56202436
your mother speculates on crypto shitcoins?

>>56202434
>But instead just says it was exploring her sexuality

>>56202414
Zero reserve banking baby.
NEGATIVE reserve banking soon?

>>56202387
>virgin catholic latina
don't exist

>>56202449
if the Shadowstat statistics were correct, food and energy prices would have consistently risen by about 10% every year since 2000

>>56202436
Shit apples Randy.

what the shid is goin on??

not low enough

god im glad i locked down a slightly auts nerd girl in her early 20s. couldn't imagine being with a roastie.

>>56202474
how are the cuddles anon? happy for you

I should have bought some UVXY

I never had sex nor been in a relationship with a girl

Buddy.
Buddy, buddy, buddy.
Buddy.

we're ending the day flat

>>56202484
Same, I'm 35

i got £11.98 to last me 3 weeks

>>56202468
Sit back, relax, ride's just gettin started my friend

we have officially gone below august low on NQ

WOAH THATS A BIG SHAKEOUT

>>56202484
At least you're not long bonds.

SOXS chads, when do we cash in?

>>56202490
How many achieved wizardry here?

>>56202499
>At least you're not long bonds.
I'm long TLT...

>>56202484
It’ll happen when you’re least expecting it or when you actively stop trying to find a girl.

t. Was a kissless virgin until 25 then suddenly wasn’t because I met my future wife

>>56202465
It's been getting hid in various asset classes, shrinkflation, quality reduction and with tricks like subsidizing food production. They've been hiding it for 20 years and sitting on the powder keg. Just one look at the absolute state of real estate in my country tells it all.

>>56202505
Are you stupid, or just dumb?

>>56202505
Well fuck It's literally over for you...

GUYS GUYS so I'm wanting to go all in on NRGU. That's ticker N R G U. But I'm not sure how to pronounce it properly. I don't want to call my broker (she's female btw if that matters) and say it wrong just to have her(her) laugh at me. I may want to ask her out sometime if my portfolio gets big enough to impress her. Please help me out here. How exactly does one pronounce NRGU?

>TSM announces that it's expanding capacity 30%
>Dumps
Lmao does anyone actually believe this red bullshit??

Also how fucking gay is it that the "September is the worst month of the year!!" meme actually happens? Gee I wonder qui could be doing that

>>56202530
he listened to the buy TLT troon. many such cases, SAD!

>>56202483
i got 15 i been holdin since last summer do u want one

>>56202535
this time, it's different (tm)

>>56202515
just one more hike bro please just one more hike just one more hike and the 30 year will peak just one more hike

>>56202511
look at gasoline or beef prices, the actual charts. With an annual interest of 10% for 23 years beef should be at $17.46/kg and gasoline should be $6.36/gal. The shadowstats numbers are closer to reality than the government stats, but still too elevated. The reality is in the middle.

Your participation sneeded:

Global Hyperinflation. General /GHG/ >>>/pol/442477320

>>56202535
Didn't they say that they're canceling the usa plants?

>>56202434
Just get your kid a dildo when they're a teenager so they don't go throw it around instead, not a hard problem to solve. My pops bought me a fleshlight for similar reasons when I was 14. Didn't break my dick from death grip, didn't catch herpes and syphilis fucking whores, and no unplanned pregnancies. Avoid the argument with your wife and just outsmart her, dumbass.

>>56202535
Anon, when the market dumps on good news it's trying to tell you something. Don't argue, listen

>>56202549
there won't be hyperinflation.

>>56202538
Wonder if the 500k TMF troon ended it by now or he's waiting for the super spike in interest rates.

>Open nasdaq.com
>Look at top of the screen ticker
I know there's up days and down days but this seems meaningful

Surely this is the bottom. If there ever was a time to go all in on naked calls on TSLA it is now.

>>56202549
Oh yeah that brand new gold backed brics currency just dropped and the dxy is in free fall. Enjoy your pet rocks sweaty.

>>56202554
Yeah it's Big Money baiting retail bear faggots into buying their puts before they reverse the trend they themselves created. Bunch of retards.

>>56202549
idk about that
seems a bit far fetched to me

>>56202535
Market action right now is looking like classic panic selling stop-loss stealing bait. We dump and dump for weeks on nothing until suddenly one day it flips, liquidity appears out of nowhere and we pump back up as if nothing ever happened.
The entire bearish thesis is bonds, but that entire move is reliant on Fed decisions. It's rigged from the start. And even if bonds sell off, its tied to higher present day yields meaning more money printing to shore up any future deficits. The whole thing is a debt trap death spiral, nominally bullish for stocks as seen in places like Argentina or Venezuela.

>>56202568
>TSLA
They are literally racing to the bottom and still can't find healthy demand, and that's the stock you are looking to buy? Fine, I guess. Good luck

>Do you feel in charge, mumu?

>>56202545
The neutral rate is higher than anyone mainstream thinks. And the US govt is about to issue tons of new debt in the coming year.

>>56202505
https://wolfstreet.com/2023/09/21/treasury-market-gets-a-memo-with-subject-line-higher-for-longer-but-someone-scribbled-next-to-it-maybe-forever/
>Future bond buyers are licking their chops at the juicy future yields they see coming at them. Current bondholders that intend to hold to maturity don’t need to worry about it. But bondholders that are wanting to trade, or that have to mark to market, or that invested in a long-term bond fund that by definition trades, that’s where the bloodbath happened.

>For example, the iShares 20+ Year Treasury Bond ETF [TLT], which focuses on Treasury bonds with a remaining maturity of 20 years or more, fell 2.6% today and has plunged by 47% from the peak in said August 2020. If long-term interest rates continue to rise, the price will continue to fall.

>This instrument is good for betting on the direction of interest rates. But as interest rates fell for most of the 20 years of the life of this fund, interrupted by some increases, the price of the ETF kept rising and made great money, and buy-and-holders began confusing it with a low-risk long-term yield investment, which it is not.

>>56202587
Biden will bail me out.

>>56202553
that's fucking gross he may as well just do it himself

>>56202149
>[*] are banking on it not collapsing
*pretending they

Just got $16k back from the treasury for my t bills. what should I buy with it?

>>56202594
lel, ETFs are really made for clueless retards

Are October and November going to be red too?

>>56202587
cybertruck not going to save them?

>>56202620
they really are, unless you're some kind of big brain who understands complex ETFs and swing trades them proficiently

>>56202547
>still too elevated
That's because as I said, the inflation has been getting hidden into other things such as government denbt load through subsidies and gibs, consumer denbt, and more.

They've been poomping free money for billionaires and megacorps for decades, while doing everything in their power to hide the inflation such as letting comex short gold and silver with literally infinite leverage and literally zero risk.

>>56202568
tsla is heavy with retail. just wait till people start liquidating to shore up savings.

>>56202617
according to /biz/ you should buy your daughter a dildo when she's 14.

should i just go balls deep into uranium and stop looking at my portfolio?

>>56202617
a 6m T-bill

TLT
Oi! Oi! Oi!
TLT

>>56202484
Better than paying 4 figures a month in child support.

wish i was a UVXY or SQQQ chad today instead of an NVDS chud, hopefully things will be better tomorrow

>>56202625
No one knows, retard, get it through your skull. But yeah definitely all red until January 16th, then green until May 7th, then crabbing until April 31st, 2027.

>>56202044
Yeah but what about the rest of a
south america that is flooding in that isn't from mexico.

>>56202639
Yea that anon is a fucking moron

>>56202636
if the inflation is not observable then it's not there, it's that simple. You can't "hide" inflation, either it's there or it's not.
>comex
two weeks until silver goes to the moon surely.

Eurobros, not like this.

You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone in the room so they can play on the house.

>>56202617
Park it in HOOD and enjoy 4.9% daily accrued/monthly paid until the next Fed meeting where it goes up even more on the way to 7% terminal rate.

>>56202594
if interest rates stay where they are for a few years is TLT still fucked?

As a yellow-bellied dividend farmer, I SUPPORT the resumption of student loan payments. I love watching numbers go down!

>>56202676
I dunno I don't know anything about the instrument. If they just buy the long end and sell the short end then it will probably keep sucking.

>>56201894
Based and fuck Amazon pilled

>>56202705
haha of course WA didn't
Turd Ferguson is such a faggot

>>56201894
Imagine if they sold actual American-brand goods (made in China) instead of the direct Chinese-brand goods (also made in China but significantly worse for some reason).

>>56202111
The nips already have sumo which is basically higher class WWE

I don't feel so good SPY bros...

>>56201894
Is that over the deceptive cancellation method?

>>56202452
My younger brother told her about it but somehow was able to unload his bags before the scandle

>>56202665
>if the inflation is not observable then it's not there, it's that simple. You can't "hide" inflation, either it's there or it's not.
Pop quiz, how much do you think beef and gasoline would cost right now if goverments weren't subsidizing the prices and hiding the deficit in their budgets and debts? How much do you think gasoline would cost in the US right now if President Joey didn't drain the emergency storage?

>two weeks until silver goes to the moon surely.
I was stating the facts, and I will not touch PMs because the prices are fully manipulated. As I said, comex has infinite leverage and zero risk and this has been proven multiple times. They are able to infinitely short sell the futures and default with miniscule fine if too many holders want delivery. This is a fact and has happened in practice.

What’s the point of holding stocks through September when it’s pretty much always a red month?

Someone explain to me why we shouldn’t sell on August 31 every year.

>>56201816
No I ain't selling you lil nigga.

>>56201894
So what you're saying is buy because there's a 100% chance amzn will win?

my short puts are heemed... guess i gotta sell more to average down

>>56202746
You seem pretty knowledgeable already, so why would anyone have to explain to you? Wait, don't tell me...you didn't right? I knew it.

I'm going all in SVIX and none of you cock smoking teabaggers can stop me

>>56202591
I seen worse.

I think this market is giving me brain CTE, like a football player

>>56202591
Yes, thanks for giving me another opportunity to buy more shares at a discount, AND ensuring that I'll be keeping the premium from my covered calls.

>>56202778
we still havent even hit a -2% day

>>56202743
Oh and I almost forgot, the demand for products like beef and gasoline has been artificially been getting driven down for years by green deal bullshit and propaganda telling the masses to eat the bugs and drive the tesla. So it's both the government footing a part of the bill AND brainwashing normalfags to lower demand.

>>56202762
I never said I was knowledgeable.

>>56201894
Amazon will obviously win, they have more competition the ever, Walmart, AliExpress, wish

>>56202766
Thanks for keeping us posted, Jay.

>>56202515
>Are you stupid, or just dumb?
I'm just a bit early, anon. No biggie.

>>56202387
Would certainly not reproduce with a woman who thinks your future daughter should be whoring around. My gf is basically a nun and if we have girls she’s on board with teaching them values and to make men work for it instead of being easy sluts. Unironically go for religious women, spending my early 20s going for liberal rave thots was a mistake

>>56202790
We still haven't even hit a circuit breaker except that one morning it flash crashed at open because someone fucked up their selling algo I assume.

>NYC now preparing to spend staggering extra $1B on hotels alone to shelter migrants for three more years
Bullish on Marriott and Hilton?

>>56202743
>Pop quiz, how much do you think beef and gasoline would cost right now if goverments weren't subsidizing the prices and hiding the deficit in their budgets and debts?
as much as the futures market prices say they would. There is of course some dissonance between the "real" price you pay as a consumer and the spot price, but that difference is fairly minimal in most cases. We can use other commodities as well if you'd like. Copper would be trading at $6.49/lb if Shadowstats inflation charts were even close to reality. Wheat would be $2,400/bushel. Corn would be $1,728 per bushel. Even with subsidies taken into account they would not cover the inflation stated by Shadowstats.
>How much do you think gasoline would cost in the US right now if President Joey didn't drain the emergency storage?
probably more, but if there was no petrolium reserve, new supply would come to meet demand. OPEC could increase production, US shale swingers would be wildly profitable, heck there's even the massive NATIONAL petrolium reserve in Alaska nobody seems to know about which even today remains a viable "wild card" for US oil&gas production even as the Permian and Eagle Ford are close to maturing as basins. When prices go up, supply finds its way to market. That's not an insane concept to you I hope

EXPONENTIAL DAMPENING

>>56202468
Line go down.

>>56202848

>>56202816
How'd you find her, Christian Mingle?
Half joking, but I'm actually curious where to find decent girls. You can't find them at a bar or on Tinder.

>HALP

>>56202848
>>56202861

we finna pump hard and fast soon

>>56202797
damn youre trying really hard to fit the market into your already formed worldview lmao

>people want things that they just dont know that they want!!

>>56202717
Minnesota politics usually disgust me but I guess the liberals here finally remembered they’re supposed to be against corporations and not sucking them off 24/7 like usual
I lived by Seattle for 6 years as a kid, always wanted to move back, but covid and the fucking autonomous zone convinced me that would be retarded. Your politics are even more brain dead than the idiots in charge here in MN. But at least your taxes aren’t complete shit like ours are

I shilled EPV yesterday and some cunt called me a bagholder. Eat bear shit, poorfag.

Could you guys imagine what a train wreck the economy would be if we had Trump as president right now? A candy bar would be like $100 if you could even find a store open that sold them.

>>56202721
I don't really shop on amazon anymore, but I'm tired of them exerting influence and ruining other things.
Same goes for Apple. Two companies I'd gladly watch burn, while happily profiting off their slow demise.

Realistically though, that lawsuit is going nowhere. Same with the recent Google one. While the monopolistic power these companies exert is visible and obvious, current laws seem incapable of stopping them.
The lawsuit seems to be focused on the amazon website, whereas it's the prime membership that's the real problem from a consumer perspective. AWS is also problematic - many conflicts of interest there.

should I sell me soxs?
I'm up 43.82%

>>56202885
glowing

>>56202885
>this gaslighting

I seem to remember a multi trillion dollar spending package that was blocked by republicans a couple of years ago, can anyone imagine how bad inflation would be if that had passed? Remember how all the dems got mad at Manchin?

>>56202865
I met her on hinge recently after literally 100+ bad dates over the years. It’s genuinely just luck of the draw, otherwise just work on making yourself the best you can be (get that money up, work on your fitness, etc.) quality trad women expect you to be able to take care of them, as it should be. If you want a quality woman you have to be quality yourself (half red pill bullshit but true)

>>56202872
>$438 strike
>friday exp
RIP

>>56202885
Trump should have just let the economy collapse honestly. Would have ended his political career but I'm bored of the ball tickling we've had since the "V-shaped" recovery. Nothing was fixed, the can was just kicked a bit further as it has been for about a decade now.

>>56202891
I'm in until BAKA ~134 and out at ~143.5, but ymmv.

>>56201787
To the faggot that told me to buy KO
Fuck you

>>56202816
That is my stance as well anon, true female sexuality is femininity and purity ( think of the days of knights and ladies etc )
>>56202865
I had started going to church but I a lot of the non-denominational churches are absolutely crazy. Honestly debating just becoming an old order amish and take up the plow

>>56202907
hey newfren

>>56202885
This, chuddies don't realise, if things are bad despite tje tailwind of Bidenomics, then what would it be without!

I just bought $100,000.00 of OTM AMC calls expiring in 2025

>>56202895
Its either not a human or is devoid of humanity.

>>56202890
At the end of the day, do people really expect solidified mega-corps that track the most amount of civilian data for the government are going anywhere?

>>56202891
>>56202907
Oh right, we still have that wordfilter. What do we even pay these jannies for? Ticker's ŚMH.

>>56202911
I get wanting to tamp down on overused memes or bots but when we still can't even say monkeyp*x, that's just a failure of infrastructure.

>>56202797
>the demand for products like beef and gasoline has been artificially been getting driven down
what? the demand for gasonline has only increased since 2000, and beef demand has fluctuated but remained at par since 2000. Nobody actually stops buying those because of the "eat the bugs" meme or whatever. Your narrative does not fit reality, even though the folks at WEF or whatever would probably love if things went like that.

are we sussin or bussin for power hour?

Why can't we have a tiny little pump?

Fucking

>>56202947
>noot just saying moonkeypoox

>>56202835
Sounds like a lot of costs. Are you expecting big profits?

Tick Tock. We've been in contango for 229 days. How much longer can you pathetic Mumus keep the charade up?
>not much longer I presume

i declare /biz/ as my new e-home

Should I just buy a shitload of SGOV or something like it?

>>56202932
Wordfilters slowly get added, none get removed. Someday in the distant future, all conversations on this site will have to be done communicating in code.
To this day, you still can't even talk about basedbeans futures without getting filtered.

Careful longs

>>56202963
I saw the S&P go back up to less than -1% on the day for a little bit this morning. Think that was it. Maybe a pump for final hour.

This is the bottom. Buy now or forever be priced out.

>>56202980
can you do some QA on these big wet stinky farts

holy shit Amazon might actually dump back down to under $100 in share price if it keeps up like they every day kek

>>56202961
Mighty suss, look at TLT computer.

BAKA

>>56202835
bogged people should be stoned in the streets like the freaks they are
how fucked in the head do you have to be to think this looks good?

>>56202968
This is an English-only board, Dutch is not allowed.

>>56203007
I think it's a humiliation ritual for hollywood people

so looking at this daily ytd chart. you can see we are approaching the 200MA, we may bounce here and potentially continue going up. however if we break this we may then head toward the lower purp trend line at around 4200, a drop of -1.75%. this area could be extremely good for accoomulating. shorting because more dangerous in this zone if you look at previous charts and more likely we climb

>>56202915
i get this vibe that there are 2-3 zoomer techmoney edgelords here who are refugees from wsb and crypto discords.
tryina hang with the ogs and dont understand their shit stinks.

that or just glowing

>>56202984
Which is obnoxious, because they've sorta bottomed and could be worth throwing a few bucks at here.

>>56202996
>TLT
anyone slurping down here?

We will be in a bear market until Biden/Harris is gone. So it's either Trump 2024 or bull 2028

>>56203013
You want to play their tulip futures and you expect them not to show up?

>>56202984
Eventually we'll just have to screenshot all our posts. Between the word filter and the "Our system thinks your post is spam" bullshit it's hard to say anything anymore

>>56202645
unironically

Buying more OSTK. Every day a new discount!

i want blood

>>56203026
Don't fight the Fed.

The only exception is if you step into the secret ring underneath the Eccles building. Then you gotta watch for Jerome's left hook, and go for Kashkari's glass jaw.

>>56203026
>anyone slurping down here?
Try slurping up there.

Update. B/O eod cucking bobos ?

Man this is so boring, bleeding out in slow motion is painful to watch. When are seeing some margin calls or banks blowing up.

>>56203026
do you really think rates will reverse course in the near term? Really take a moment to think about this.

why won't TSEM stop going down

>wake up
>check my folio
>heemed
how do I unwake up

>>56203059
Or do I gotta finish that bottom structure damn it

deez whyt folks need to free my nigga bitboy

I can’t find an entry. No short squeezes? Really?

>>56203062
>do you really think rates will reverse course in the near term?
they have kinda giga pumped recently... they gotta reverse sometime

>>56203026
I think TLT is a good buy in preparation for the Government shutdown. What will happen to yields when the government is forced to stop borrowing? They'll go down is what'll happen.

HELP
I meant to buy a one month CD and accidentally bought a one YEAR CD. Is there any way out of this?

>>56203085
why would you buy a CD instead of a treasury? If you bought a tbill you could just sell it and not have this problem

>>56203075
>No short squeezes?
buy NVAX. my underwater calls may depend on it

>>56203024
Personally I'd rather play the fertilizer companies, but it is useful to track the produce pricing as well.

>>56203063
Just broke out of a long-term demand zone/support so your next stop is probably like 21.50? Or the CEO was caught in bed with a semiconductor, one of the two.

>>56203081
Your analysis is amazing, Baggie. Thank you for contributing.

>>56203099
I'm eyeing CF here like nobody's business.

>>56203095
Yes, my NVAX stack will make me rich if we squeezle

i remember when amd went down by over 15% in a day, just cuz it was your average red day last year

Literally every single time SOXX and the underlying have been at these levels over the last two years we've pumped with retard strength. Tell me why it's different this time lol

>>56203117
For me it's LXU. I like the small size, vol, and large outstanding buyback.
I've sold a few puts.

how many more days are the jews gonna sell the market down??? this is diabolical!

we need to go ahead and close this mfing gap

Baking...

>>56202876
nikka price went straigh down almost vertical. there's not enough liquidity to catch it.

holy shit tits

>>56203155
No, retard, how many days were they going to pump it against fundamentals? *That* was diabolical. The answer wound up being until July 27th.

>>56203085
>>56203089
CRISIS AVERTED
I called Schwab and they were able to do a "bust" that cancels the order. Holy shit, what an emotional rollercoaster.
As for t-bills, I am totally new to fixed income, I'll look that up now.

>>56202891

No, the downtrend just began.

>>56202986
Damn. Mumus got fucked

>>56203145
Whoa, that went nuts in 2022.

I told you stupid fucks bobo was comin' like omar. You didn't listen. You didn't learn.

>>56203174
the Chad's that Klaus employs are usually quite good

>>56203174
damn schwab is kind of based, I use them too.

If go under Trade > Bonds at the top they have a pretty good browser. The 'U.S. Treasuries' row there is tbills of various lengths

>>56203194
>omar
OMAR COOMIN'

>>56203162
look at the charts i posted. this area between the lower 2 trend lines have been market bottoms going back to 2006. it is possible we go lower like in the case of 2020 but the conditions need to be severe and they are not black swan levels of severity at present. if you are smart going all in lower at 4000-4200 would be the smart move. long term.

>>56203183
We may bounce back up and out of it eod the volumes been weird, that was me on mobile.

Mumu.

>>56203218
Yes, anon. Bears do get to cum this time.

>>56203225
>>56203183
Weird as in Large influx of bear volume on smaller timeframes but looks bigger on some larger time frames. idk like spoofing volume sentiment.

>>56203229
when should i slurp bobo?

>>56203221
>and then the government and fednow shutdown for weeks in the middle of a shitfest
You walked up the ramp, not me.

>>56203191
That was the Ukraine invasion. Fertilizer/sanctions panic, smallcaps got pumped extra hard.

>>56203242
hang tight, could be a while

lmao, why is the market freaking out, Powell even said Soft Landing is gospel and that we're not getting any more rate hikes. This is just some retardation, and it'll correct itself. The people who sell today are going to be sorry when the x-mas rally comes to town, and they've got nobody to party with because they decided they wanted to be gay like bears.

>>56203250
>>56203250
>>56203250

are u faggots baking

>>56203242
I'm out of everything but puts and longing volatility until after Christmas. Do what thou wilt.

>>56203243
shorting now is suicide. you can squeeze out a few % maybe sure. but we are approaching areas where the market has show to react positively.

>>56203221
it's more like this

>>56203287
I remember after the very first week of the March 2020 plunge people were saying it was too late to buy puts
>it was not

>>56203079
>he doesn’t know

>>56203069
Eat a shotgun for breakfast

>>56202906
>Trump should have just let the economy collapse honestly
he almost did though? he just delayed the collapse...

gj guys, that's it, I'm going full swinging back, no fuckin patience anymore. I could have shorted at 15500 DAX and we are at 15200, FML.

>>56202856
nyapatzu