/biz/ - Business & Finance

>he baked

>TFW bought SOXL @ 25.14

You thought we were joking about
>Sell Rosh Hashanah
We told you people not to get involved in that.

>>56173922
Just tell me what to buy and when. I'm all cash rn.

I finally bought my first share of SPY :)

>>56173950
Buy Yom Kippur

Also....
Shemitah schizos were right aka me

>>56173918
>3x etfs in a volatile swing and sideways market.
yikes senpai.

>>56173950
>Just tell me what to buy
BOIL
>and when.
When it bottoms.
>I'm all cash rn.
Smart if it's in HOOD getting 4.9% daily accrued, monthly paid while ready for a moment's trigger pull on a trade.

>>56173958
Congrats anon. Keeping building that wealth!

>>56173918
That was a joke, you're not actually supposed to buy it.

>>56173950
according to my numerology rituals involving blood sacrifice, the following are strong buys:
urty at 32.78
soxl at 14.89
upro at 39.66

Where's that faggot who was doubting UUUU

Do people actually appreciate, that we had a huge reversal today and closed in the red AGAIN?
Is the bottom falling out?

>>56174014
I know the moment I hedge or sell the market will reverse. fml.
I have to stomach watching my shit tank thousands of dollars on -1% days. but i guess that is the mental game of investing.

>>56173977
>HOOD
no, VMFXX. 5.28
>BOIL
Looks like it's been at the bottom for a while. How could you even tell?
>>56173988
But when?
>>56173957
That's this weekend. That's too soon!

Buy oil, uranium, gold, silver.

Oil is the new pharma .
Uranium is the new AI.
Gold is the new BTC.
Silver is the new Link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWqCFOc6I7c

>>56174014
I'm just surprised it took this long to really get going in that direction, never thought it would having seen how hard it's been propped up.

>>56174014
Money flowing into commodities. Oil and uranium had massive volume of inflows during late day trading.

>>56174014
golden cross on the dollar my dude I think some shit is finally about to happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7JQS6H2AXdM

I'm down a total of 2.88%. It's over.

>>56174034
>>56174128
>>56174141
>>56174147
I mean. Does this look healthy?

>>56173896
Victory milkshake
>5 scoops Perry's Doughing Doughing Gone ice cream
>24 oz whole milk
>3 tablespoons skippys natural creamy peanut butter
>Squirt of Hershey's simply 5 chocolate syrup
Tastes good

>>56173957
>Shemitah schizos were right
Sh-sh-sh...sh-sh-sh... sh-sh-sh-shemitahhhhhhhhhhhh

>>56174162
Closer to 3200 before resuming an upwards trajectory would look healthy, that looks like an 800lb man about to stroke out at the buffet.

>>56174204
Fitting image

>>56174162
It's breaking down big time. Now look at the ratio chart of URA vs S&P. Livermore pattern breakout before the parabolic run.

>>56174194
What was the victory?

>>56174238
I scalped $250 twice today quickly and had the wherewithal to sit out and not get hooked during power hour. I haven't been scalping much recently so it was good to get back in the mix swinging contracts

>>56174234
Are you shilling Uranium?

I have evidence that Jerome Powell is a white nationalist, how do I send this to the Jews so that they can ban him from everything and get us QE back?

spy/qqq charts look so ill holy shit

>>56174261
Kick ass, BLESSED! I have only tried scalping options I think maybe around 6 or 8 times and overall it did not go well for me. I had a some wins, but they got outweighted soon thereafter. In fact, on my first good win I went and got my first MCD nuggets in many years to celebrate, came back and ate them, then tried again and losted and wished I had that nugget money back. I am going to try again another day after more paper trading. It is kick ass that you got yourself half a thou today and the weekend will stop you from losing it for at least that long!

>>56174270
Energy/commodities are still extremely cheap to other assets like tech and real estate. All that inflation of the money supply hasn't flowed into them yet, and it will. There are structural deficits and the last 10 years of under-investment in new production, and it will take years or even the rest of the decade to fix. JP Morgan just positioned themselves, front-running Goldman who traditionally is an early bird in the sector.

>>56173918
>Bought at 70
>Sold a little over 50
Never touching that thing again. My SOXX is up 40% in my 401K. I'll stick to that.

>>56174289
>and the weekend will stop you from losing it for at least that long!
Well I'm selling my house and have repairmen to pay to get the house ready for the sale. It's always something anon. The money goes out faster than it comes in. Need to figure something out. I want to start a business but every time I think about it I end up saying to myself "I might as well just keep trading". But I heem myself when I trade too often

>>56174364
>always something
Oh yes, I've seen 5 decades of it directly.
>start a business
I did that just a few years before Great Recession and got heemed to the point that I'm still fucked to this day from the ramifications. I had cash built up just for the purpose of making it through any times of lean business, but not to anywhere near the degree that wound up being. I was using my cash to make it day to day until business came back, but it didn't do so in time and by then I could no longer afford a bankruptcy. There's *way* more to this heem story and the spiral of effects, but suffice it to say, be ready for *anything*.

>>56174315
Interesting. I know barely anything about this. How do you buy these commodities? Do you buy a stock?

Remember a month ago during the Jackson Hole speech when the market broke support and almost crashed during JPow’s speech but broke into a bull run instead? And now after his latest speech it decides to start a recession that’s overdue by a month? Thanks for screwing over my short position last month assholes

>>56174395
>but suffice it to say, be ready for *anything*.
That's why I feel like trading is no different. Its the same risk as any other business just expressed through the candles on the charts. Assuming you are in the US, CARES Act COVID relief funds didn't help your business weather the storm?

>>56173958
rip

>>56174448
Great Recession was long before COVID.

>>56174435
>Thanks for screwing over my short position last month assholes
You got thanks for playing'ed. I hate getting thanks for playing'ed

>>56174458
>Great Recession
Oh my bad I misunderstood. Yea those were tough days but I was a senior in high school and didn't really understand what was happening at the time

>>56174435
Every trader should meme Jpow into being the next Ben Garrison so the jews get rid of him

>>56174469
0 fucking help for anyone except bankers

>>56173974
>>56173918
I bought some LABD as a hedge against 5-6 biotech trades and it's up like $190 on it so far. So far they haven't performed but they still have about a week to pop off

>>56174469
I was a husband and dad of a toddler and understood what was happening all too well. I couldn't even get a job as a school janitor. There were so many people in construction that were out of work and filling every possible job there weren't even any openings at temp services.

>>56174435
Remember when every bear that wasn't some asshole permabobo posting was telling people it was a bulltrap all the way back to before jackoff cumhole? There's been plenty of signs.

>>56174484
Shieet forgot my headers

hope you guys bought oj futures last year

>>56174493
Yep, Oct to Spring "should" have been the bounce.

>>56174503
OJ's been killing it

>>56174469
I remember my parents crying a lot and trying to hide it so the kids couldn't see. When I was older they told me they had a retirement account with close to half a million go tits up, all they got back out of it was a little more than 20k. The flipside of that is without the housing market going full degen like it is now they probably wouldn't have been able to buy a home at all and they bought their home right before things started getting bad with a fixed rate. People always forget the other side of easy money and the effects it has, not just the bad side. But it was shit for everyone that wasn't getting bailed out directly.

>Risk 10k on a "low risk" play
>lose 60% of it
>Risk $250
>Receive 100% gains for holding a week
>done this 3 times on TYO, MPW, and now ALLY

>sells the top 3 years ago
>raises interest rates to 8%
>tells the public we will have a soft landing while 35 trillion in debt
What happens next?
If history is any guide we will have a giant recession and he will be awarded the Nobel Prize

>>56174515
His biggest fear is going down as the man who created hyperinflation. Nothing else occupies his mind. The guy doesnt know how to chill.

>>56174503
Anyone that's never seen Wall Street Warriors is missing out big time.

>>56174401
Yeah, you buy shares in the companies that produce the commodity, which generally have a degree of leverage over the price movement in the underlying commodity. So if oil goes up $20 past a previous resistance level, you often see 150+% moves upward in the equities. Oil will probably hit $150 next year or in 2025.

Safe way to invest is through ETFs, buy OIH and/or BOIL for oil. Buy URA, URNM or URNJ for uranium, etc.

For gold/silver, I think the safest way to invest there is with royalty companies. MTA is the one I recently bought.

>>56174550
Interesting. Shill me an oil company

I can’t wait to tell my grandchildren how I quit my job to trade during a historic bullrun and possible recession and came out with zero profits

>>56174515
as soon as any data comes out that can be manipulated to look like inflation is going down, the media and market will be euphoric, celebrate and call the battle won
this will repeat itself until we have inflated so much the rate of increase seems like it levels out, then we will have eliminated most of the buying power of savings but it will be proclaimed a great economic victory over inflation
god, i hate the antichrist
refer to the greenspan image above
tldr: it's over but nobody will actually notice except for financial schizos like us

>>56174550
>BOIL for oil
NATGAS, not oil. The BOIL equivalent for OIL is UCO (and the KOLD equivalent is SCO).

>>56174560
I like energy services right now for this next move in oil. RIG and DO.

>>56174014
The market uniro starts to go down when I decide to just DCA. I fucking hate this so much bros

>>56174585
not particularly a bad thing for DCA

>>56174550
>>56174581
And I will add that no one who doesn't know what the fuck they are doing should not be buying BOIL without detailed instruction. NATGAS trades *nothing* like oil.

>>56174581
My bad, I was trying to remember the name of the 2x oil ETF that someone had shilled to me last year, thought it was BOIL.

I'm not a big natgas fan right now, I think it's going to take few more months for it bottom.

>>56173896
>>56174001
>>56174126
>>56174141
>>56174234
>>56174270
>>56174315
>>56174550
URANIUM IS THE FUTURE
U
U
URANIUM KINGS WILL INHERIT THE EARTH
E
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this is not financial advice.

>>56174560
>>56174583
Seconding for RIG. It has a few price targets above 10 and has a bunch of contracts lined up for the future. Seems to be in a much better position than its competitors. RIGGERS unite

>>56174583
>>56174614
RIG gonna be poppin if oil goes back to offshore in the next 2 years. They have a big inventory of new platforms and shipyards are really wary about building more after the shale/fracking boom left them holding the bag a few years ago.

>>56174614
RIG is going to do to oil services what Cameco has done in uranium. And RSI is good right now for buying.

>>56174607
>I think it's going to take few more months for it bottom
nigga
days/weeks at the most.

>>56174435
They love to be themselves

Yom Kippur will be holy green. For my UVXY put sake

Imagine falling for all the bear fud two years in a row. Lol.

>>56174591
No but I missed out on buying puts

HODL

>>56174641
>>56174646
Agreed. Made RIG my largest position about a year and a half ago, hoping it pays off. Feels good to finally see it getting some positive coverage. Might have to buy some more.

>>56174694
The hilarious part is that we're closer to hope and optimism than we are to complacency

>>56174694
>10kb image magnified
I cant read anything

Reminder the trend officially changed this week. We're making lower lows and lower highs on the weekly TF.

Short all rallies, roundhouse kick all bulls, etc.

I feel like I should move investments from metals like TX and go harder into oil companies themselves.

>>56174515
>What happens next?
Every /smg/ger already knows.

>>56174646
>>56174641
>>56174715
TDW and VAL also worth a look, if you don't want to be a double RIGger.

>>56174766
Tesla shit the bed today as well. And noone seems to know why. Very ominous

>>56174613
25,000 shares of $URG reporting in.

>>56174607
>>56174581
Natty gas still looking to be heemed desu.

>>56174578
whats the qrd?

>>56174836
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/energy/natural-gas/natural-gas.quotes.html#venue=globex

>>56174879
3.5 for jan 2024 is pretty good. but I dont trust natty gas. Way to easy to get burned on that stuff. tons of rigs that drilled nat gas dropped due to lack of demand. price is just too low and supply too high to really move up much.

>>56174908
Natural gas is more a transportation based commodity since the actual gas itself is worthless and the majority of the cost is transportation. In fact, we should be creating more natural gas firing plants since otherwise the energy is wasted.

>>56174945
>natural gas firing plants since otherwise the energy is wasted.
Yeah well the entire O&G industry needs infrastructure investment.

>>56174597
What are the instructions?

>>56174945
I bet if we set enough oil fields on fire it'd make one big-ass jet of flame that could push the earth farther away from the sun, think I saw that on tv one time.

NKE going straight to 70$ after earnings, you heard it here first.

>>56174715
Main thing I'm worried about is how much debt they're carrying. Hopeful that the day rates will keep increasing given recent oil moves (Russia, OPEC, American SPR, declining productivity of shale/fracking) and offshore supply issues giving them a big stranglehold on the market.

I'm only in like 5% of my port (put more in the actual gas companies) but it could definitely pay big by 2025 unless somebody invents a super battery and oil goes to $0.

>>56174959
Sounds pretty fucking metal

>>56174908
You don't trust it, you trade it. All that matter right now is for the seasonal bottom to get in so the curve is bullish again, then you just buy dips and sell rips all the way up to the Winter peak. NATGAS trades like a roller coaster, but it has to have an overall bullish support slant to be "safe".
>>56174957
I've written that shit out many, many times in many different ways, search the archives for BOIL or wait around for me to be in the mood to type again. What I just said is a *very* crucial bit though. Always be thoroughly familiar with the 3 month chart.

>>56174959
kek!
>>56174996
fuckin' *this*
\m/ \m/

>>56174963
Care to elaborate?
Btw. I have saved this post to use it against you in a week

>>56175006
I'm getting the feeling my 250 shares at $52 are gonna get HEEMed next week, eh oh well.

Yields...

Should I just buy shares of companies and funds I like?

Good evening /smg/
I AM AT MY FUCKING LIMIT
ONE MORE THING AND I'M GOING OVER THE LINE

I want my foreskin back.

>>56175055
*tricks u*

>>56175042
Probably at least to some degree, yes. Among the instructions is to buy in lightly and never get caught without dry powder for averaging down (and only do this when you are reasonably overall ultimately bullish considering all available data).

I am going to do something that I very rarely do, and am generally extremely cautious about. MY GUESS, and that's essentially all it is, is that you'll have a chance in the months ahead to sell it for at least around $70 or more. This is factoring in the potential for decay in the ETF in and of itself on a technical level (being a 2x leveraged instrument). My both suggestion and method is if you think it's going to continue some dropping, and I do, and have said many times in these threads that I expect to see it dip well into the 40s during the seasonal transition (cooling weather reducing AC use but not to the point of heat kicking in), is to sell bit of your holding on any even small rip for either small profit or very tiny loss, then buy more on deeper dipping, *never* "going all in" unless/until you are very fuckin' sure it's at a bottom and going to rip again. I never sell *all* of mine, but very often sell small bits, then rebuy them a little lower, getting my average cost down without being top heavy over assumed deeper dipping. The portion I always keep is there in case I get surprised by a rip so I can at least catch that much of it.

>>56175054
Only at bussin' prices.

>>56175051
We're due for a rebound in TLT. If the government's shut down, it can't auction new bonds.

>>56175109
In case it's not clear, the thing I don't like doing/rarely do is name price expectations to the upside. I *try* to be as conservative/reasonable as possible, but it's ultimately a guessing game on the specifics, *and* NATGAS will often defy your expectations both up and down. NEVER FORGET THAT NATGAS IS THE ONE AND ONLY TRADE KNOWN AS
THE WIDOWMAKER.
That's for *reasons*. Tread carefully.

>>56175075
THANKS
I cut my hand twice today. Once on a block of dry ramen noodles, and another time on my notebook
Today was not a great day
Tomorrow I'm going all in on scratch off lottery tickets and I WILL MAKE A PROFIT

I'm getting sick of retarded women who are incapable of holding conversation on BMBL or MTCH dating apps. I watch to fucking hang myself carrying these convos.

>>56175157
Try upgrading to the Tinder VIP service that's like $6k/year.

>>56175157
That's what you get for not meeting women in your church.

>>56175161
I don't even understand what the fuck that is. What are people paying 6K/year for? You better get some hooker handjobs on the monthly with that subscription.
>>56175169
>wanting to meet the biggest and dumbest whores of them all

there's so much more selling that needs to be done. it's not just big tech

Girl I been talking with that I wanted to be romantically involved with just said she has some dates arranged with someone shes been talking with for awhile now. She lives a couple hours away but we had been talking now since August and this definitely came as a surprise.

Needless to say, I hate women.

>>56175051
looks artificially suppressed

There are people, on this board, that think the FED's responsibility is to control inflation instead of delivering value to its private shareholders..... just let that sink in....

>>56174571
Nobody knows it's really a bull run until after it becomes obvious, then they act smug like they knew it all along. Take it one day at a time and focus on small consistent profits fren. With constant practice and experience you can stay one step ahead of (((them)))

>>56175161
>$500 a month to maybe talk to a woman
Anyone that desperate and gullible should honestly just consider euthanasia

>Forex broker offers one (1) free trade which covers up to $300 in losses
>Eat a $38 loss
>Email my account manager
>Silently get a $20 rebate and no email back, only a daily confirmation
Okay I'm considering dropping them.

>>56175297
What's your take on USDJPY? The BoJ might interveeeeeeene somewhere around here.

>>56175268
the fed is not in control. inflation is in control. inflation dictates what the feds moves are, not the other way around

>deposit $14k into investment accounts this month
>lose $11k
fucking pottery

>>56175023
no because im a gambling addict

>>56175309
I have no idea. I funded the account with $200 minimum since I wasn't sure how reliable the broker was or what I was doing with forex. I did CHFJPY long and ended up holding it for 3 weeks and then getting stopped out and losing $38.

I went long at 165.677, volume of 0.03, and got stopped at 163.665. I have no idea how I got $1.89 in swap and -$40.75 in losses from those pip values.

>>56175161
Do you really have to pay the tinder subscription to have success with it?

>>56175313
Inflation is the creation of fiat money, which the FED has sole discretion over, hence the FED controls inflation.

>>56175334
>Do you really have to pay for Twitter Blue to get more exposure and engagements?

>>56175338
inflation is the price of oil

>>56175360
So in other words, Biden is trying to tame inflation by draining the SPR to look good?

>>56175333
Kek it's because 3,000 units on that pair would be about 20 cents per pip and it's 200 pips difference. The pip for pairs ending in JPY is .01.
https://www.myfxbook.com/forex-calculators/pip-calculator

I warned you. I warned you for 18 entire months, but you didn't listen. The market crash and subsequent economic collapse is inevitable. It will not cease until the corrupt federal agents in the FBI, DHS, and related federal agencies voluntarily remove themselves from power. The collapse stems from the wickedness and utter moral depravity within your souls, which you have spread to every corner of this one-great nation.

>>56175366
he already did that's why inflation was trending down for the past year. this next wave is going to be much more interesting now that it's empty

>>56175377
In reality, all TA shows we bounce off 4300 and continue climbing to new ATHs.

>>56175399
You will lose everything in the coming months. Everything.

>>56175383
Half the SPR is drained, but I just wanted to confirm that was the strategy he was using

>>56175374
I tried calculating it like 5 different ways in excel and I think I got 20, 22 or so. That number sounds familiar. I didn't realize that was the pip value, since I am used to trading equities.
But thanks, that'll help me manage risk better next time.

On MT5, there's lots of shit you can trade, which interests me. Metals, equity CFDs, crypto, commodities, indices. I can flag my account to allow up to 500:1 leverage (I only use 100:1 right now). Saw that between Nickel and Zinc, one of them had a positive long carry cost, one of them had a negative long carry cost. In the case of BTC, both long and short had a carry cost. Interesting dynamic

>>56175399
>>56175403
Namefag bobo vs Namefag bobo

Who will win

>>56175410
i meant mumu

>>56175410
Fate will win. I am only fate's messenger.

Shill me value stocks

its time to start buying in the coming months, i think we will be getting good value

>>56175329
Sounds like someone needs to take the Boglepill and become and INVOOSTER rather than a TROODOOR.

>>56175466
I am DCAing
The balances are going down almost as fast as I can deposit more money
I'm actually profitable on trading options this month (by like $100...)

After hours trading took ARM back *to the fuckin' penny* to its IPO opening price.

>>56175403
You're roughly one year early, goy.

>>56175476
Seems like you are going in way too heavy then for bearish times. During bearish times you want to start small and DCA on the way down while letting your cash gain 4.9% daily accrued/monthly paid while it sits awaiting the automatic INVOOSTMENT orders (be they daily/weekly/monthly). For instance, you might start FIVE STOOKS at say, 500 each, then set up automatic reinvestments of maybe $10 or $20 daily into them (I think daily is better than weekly when it comes to achieving more optimal averages). Of course, with what you have left these figures need to be a lot smaller, like $50 starting seeds and $5 daily REINVOOSTMENTS).

>Just read my weekly blogs
>TON crypto is going up
>Apparently it's some shit that lets Telegram use the blockchain
So, what? All public posts on that platform are suddenly part of the ledger and undeletable?

>>56175483
Is that the baking soda stock?

>>56175546
I just used Arm & Hammer (r) brand baking soda to clear black sludge out of my basement drain

>>56175550
Bullish, ARM to $1000 EOY

>he doesn't understand that the markets are a machine which transfers wealth from the impatient to the patient
>his impulse control is downright niggerly

>>56175546
Might as well be, it's getting stuck in the back of the fridge and forgotten.

>>56175554
Based.

Sometimes I shit in the tanks of toilets in public restrooms, what stocks should I buy?

>>56175483
The pajeet at my work was very smug about buying this one. I hope he forgot to sell.

Are there any good auto parts stocks to invest in? I think I will be longing and calling a bunch of them, the strikes are causing parts shortages kek

>https://x.com/guydealership/status/1705403122972041350

>>56175595
Rudy from Alpha Investments mentioned a business idea he had when he was younger, scavenging for parts in auto yards, cleaning them up, then reselling them online

>futures

kek I was reading some doomershit and this post was interesting;

>https://twitter.com/FinanceLancelot/status/1704969657545847084

Will there really be a gigantic crash happening in October or is it just schizo 2 more weeks nothingburger?

>>56175762
does the schizo have financial positions? if no, then don't bother posting about it

>>56175762
For me, it's because Friday October 13th is opex, and October 14th is a new moon and yom kippur

>>56175762
>they don't give us unlimited money anymore so now that means the market is gonna crash and it's their fault
They're not wrong that there is a correction on the horizon and a really shitty recession too, but they are massive crybaby ZIRP zoomer faggots for saying it's the feds fault the market won't correct if there's not a shitload of free money always and forever.

>https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/investigations/2023/09/22/cvs-pharmacy-walkout-unsafe-working-conditions/70933188007/

I'm shorting CVS

>>56175762

He's not very good at predictions and doesn't understand key macro drivers.

It's a bit awkward because I am also a doomer schizo, and I am also currently a market bear due to thinking the Fed wants a downturn, and I also agree the market is manipulated as shit.

But if you think gold is about to enter a bear market you are telling me the US is going to:

A) somehow flood the world with oil (again)
B) somehow rid itself of entitlements and military expenses
C) dutifully pay positive real rates on its long term debt

Everything that's happening now is about the end of the sovereign debt cycle. You either get it, or your predictions aren't much use to anyone.

>>56176084
SIR DO WE BUY GOLD? /GC HAS BEEN SHIDDING AND FARDING

Dead market

>>56176113

You should have a little as insurance. It's not going to really move up until it smells Fed capitulation. It's in a holding pattern until they fold and give on pretending we can sustain positive real rates.

long MTCH now

>>56176233
Who the fuck would pay $500 just to get catfished?

https://www.ebay.de/itm/394891442366?epid=1528576985&hash=item5bf15d38be:g:MD4AAOSw~Q1lAhZ5

Anybody want 40x19 inch monitors? Financially speaking, lmao.

>>56176251
umm have sex

>>56176295
Kek, that is so american. In germany you just go to the brothel. I heard it's more expensive now, logically in between 80-100Euros. Was 50 15-12 years ago.

>>56175762
Reminder that oil and uranium are going up during this crash.

>>56175762
lmao

>>56173896
What we thinking about rum?

I'm going to get 275K by 30 and retire with a 10% withdrawal rate in southeast asia

>>56176233
25 PE ratio on a tech company now growing 5 - 10% per year. Roastie ceos just fired. Hinge growing 50% yoy. Bumble passé and going bankrupt. yeah I think we good tinderboys

>>56176487
>Only 25 P/E.

>>56176446
Are you planning to die young or why make the rate so high? You know HIV doesn't kill you anymore right?

I hate honkaloids so much

>>56176607
I'm fairly capable of compounding at 20-30% annually with small sums
mostly net nets and misunderstood businesses, some complicated capital structures, high equity-driven leveraged deals (high par into beneficial conversion) and things like that

Shabbat shalom, Anons.

>>56175762
>>56175791
Yom Kippur: Jews are supercharged and have sin free GOD buff.
Macro trend: Shmita year has just ended and we are in a boom cycle.
When the FED finally stops messing with the money, we can have a great bullish year.

>>56175006
Can I get a quick rundown of the 3 month chart?

>>56176518
>25PE is high in a company that has doubled in revenue every five years
>I’m not investing until it’s at 12PE like my ghetto retailers in St. louis and Coal mines in WV

>>56174483
This, it’s why that to turn propoganda (smith-Bundt act) and rainbow horror co. Up to 11

>>56174554
Slash dot is still a little good

>>56176805
Yeah their debt also doubled in 5 years and EPS is stagnant. You'll make your money in 25 years if ZIRP continues. You sure made e feel stupid for investing in coal companies that earn more than they are worth in a year.

Can I sue the kellogg foundation demanding my foreskin back?

AI is a SCAM and AITOSHI is a SCAMMER

I'm just a normal guy who invests like 1000 EUR max into select NASDAQ or S&P blue chip stocks from few industries
should I really hold cash as well? does risk management matter for the scope I'm investing?

Why is he working with illegitimate states for business if he is already so rich? Not to forget to mention the state drops bombs on innocent brown children that throw rocks at concrete walls. This guy is the worst and does not care about diversity being our strength. Tesla sisters we should sell and boycott this company led by literally hitler. Next thing you know he will be upgrading teslas to release gas and lock doors on customers to please his sick mind.

>>56177070
I'm in the same boat and I don't hold cash. Except like 5k for emergencies. If I have a bigger emergency I'll just sell some of my stocks I guess.
It's widely agreed that timing the market is a fools errand. Just buy and hold. You'll be fine as long as you stick to bluechips spread across a few industries as you said

>>56177070
Its well worth investing in cash to receive 5% yield bare minimum over this year and next. Equity prices might surge higher in a soft landing situation, or they might surge down. So hedge your bets and hold cash in yield creating assets. Your emergency fund sitting as cash would be a good start, but I would increase the allocation to 20k or so probably in good quality short term bonds. The benefit being that bonds are usually also seen as "liquid asset" that can be used to broker deals/lines of credit etc.

It's good to be king.

>>56175399
you were wrong about weed stocks, what makes you think you're correct now?

>>56176882
Monetization of all sexual interaction is the inevitable future. Post zoomers don’t shit where they eat (snap/ig) It is the ultimate network effect business and match owns both the most popular and the fastest growing / alt app.
This biz will milk horny males for all they’re worth and I’ll be profiting for the next 50 yrs.
2 bill in debt is peanuts with these prospects / cash flow. Owning tinder is like owning the future of human sexuality at a key moment of the sexual liberation movement. Not even gonna get started on expansion into muzz world & trad shitholes

>>56177348
>tinder
>the future of human sexuality
It's the future of getting zero female attention lmao. The irony of getting anything out of the Internet is that it's the places that aren't made for "dating" that work best for meeting grils.

t. paid for Tinder Platinum, met tons more girls IRL through a language app

>>56176518
>>56176882
are you going to repost these pictures in every other thread now? at least post some smug anime girls or something

>>56177368
>getting zero female attention
You do get some but it's occasional and middling from mediocre used up women.
Meeting people IRL is much better, like you said.

>>56177392
It's either Max, Mads or Paladin. Pick your poison.

>>56177394
desu I'm 37 so I guess I'm out of most roasties age range on Tinder. I need to give real life another try.

Relaxing saturday. Sipping some coffee getting ready to make some late morning breakfast. Might make some biscuit and gravy. (Wife cooks during the week and I kinda do it during the weekend). Good thing I don't gotta go anywhere or need cash quick; email came last night saying all my bank's ATM's are down...

the fuck are you on about? in the future people will have less and less sex to the point of half of the world´s population being made up of self-mutilating trannies

Would you buy this fund?

That reminds me I'm short KO.

>>56177446
Based fuck KO.

>>56177452
Should go back to 36.00 COVID crash levels. Nothing but a self indulgent boomer stock that prays on the nigger's EBT. But now the negro no longers pays for anything, so how are they going to survive with all this "shrinkage"?

>>56177368
The problem must be your face bro I get hoes on tinder every week without paying

>>56177348
Fucking bleak. I'd rather check out of human sexuality altogether than ever reinstall tinder or any other online dating app again.

>>56177499
lel maybe

>>56177481
that thesis is very old, coke makes billions giving the entire world diabetes

>>56176779
Just look at it, hover and observe the peaks and valleys, see where it could have been bought and sold, see where it's trending, and know what to expect from the seasonal and macro factors. HOOD doesn't have 6 month charts but those are very useful/important too. I just use the one month chart and hover the relatively flat looking line at that zoom and watch the price points all across it. In many ways you can disregard the huge mountain from last Fall/Winter in terms of "normal expectations" because that was a result of the Russian macro factors including the pipeline getting blown.

Some of Livermore's rules, was he right?

>Markets are never wrong opinions often are. >Back your judgment and don't trust your opinion, until the action of the market itself confirms your opinion
>Few people ever make money on tips, beware of inside information. If there was easy money lying around, no one would be forcing it into your pocket
>Money is made by sitting, not trading. It takes time to make money. Don't give me timing; give me time
>Buy right, sit tight. Big movements take time to develop. Men who can both be right and sit tight are uncommon
>Money cannot consistently be made by trading every day or every week during the year
>Nothing new ever occurs in the business of speculating or investing in securities and commodities
>Never average losses
>The human side of every person is the greatest enemy of the average investor or speculator. Wishful thinking must be banished

>>56176854
Yeah, that's about the size of it, I've been reading there over 20 whatever years, never posted, just daily checks.

>>56175762
yes, I posted it in the other thread but the yield curve is uninverting, and once it reaches par again is usually when the recession hits. It should be over the next 2 months or so looks like.

>>56177526
All of that is true but it often gets perverted by people who understand what he really meant.
For example a boglehead can take what he said and twist it into thinking Livermore would just DCA an index fund, which he clearly didnt. The guy used massive amounts of leverage, the 3x ETFs were child's play to the kind of leverage they used back in the day.
He made most of his money waiting for opportunities and then waiting for his positions to play out. But also he used so much leverage that he lost his fortune multiple times and ended up killing himself

>>56177526
Yes.

>>56177526
yes great stuff. i have listened to the audiobook version multiple times.

Ignore tripfags
Ignore avifags

im just a retard who remembers the January 2020 market meltdown

why are the markets now higher than they were before that? can someone tell me pls

>>56177640
double topping

>>56177640
you clearly don't remember it, because the market didn't even begin going down until febuary 2020, fucking retard

Ignore gross fake tiddy fags.

>>56177640
>January 2020 market meltdown

>>56177640
>>56177656
Different anon here but just as retarded, I don't know either and its nice to know you know

>>56174826
King

im just a retard who remembers the February 2020 market meltdown

why are the markets now higher than they were before that? can someone tell me pls

Feed all lying bulls into woodchippers and give the board flags. Except ban all the popular vpn ip's so the flags actually work.

>>56177742
Markets are fake and gay, bad correction soon. It's a bulltrap. Line lied millions must cry.

>>56177144
>>56177163
thanks bros
I actually do have a large expense coming up (downpayment, yay) and after that I plan on complying with the rule the anon said and invest in good companies until I think they are no longer good
this is a bit harder to do in US since my knowledge comes from internet and some select articles/outlets I guess (WSJ comes to mind) so frankly I dont expect to beat the market in US, but I feel like they are doing fine so I want to be part of their journey I guess as Euro is a bit fucked atm

I dont have a single euro in my emergency cash btw as I never understood why I would need it at my age and with my responsibilities lel since healthcare is free-ish where I live and I dont have kids, wife
I get paid, I invest a lump sum, if I earn extrea I also invest them, come 25th I get paid again, I invest the remaining + lump sum and move on

also why would a 28 year old working professional with a modest lifestyle seek interest returns? if I dont need the cash anyways, when stock market is 8% on average? never made sense to me man

>>56177742
So much cash got injected at 0% rates. Although rates have climbed so far the market turmoil is localized and all the money is chasing trends like nvda

>>56177742
like, is this a meme I'm not aware of or do you want to hear about inflation that ran amok for the past 3 years and handouts and shit?

Starlink IPO, fucking when?

i just found out about index funds, should be a pretty secure way to make money in the long run
do i have to buy them myself or can i pay the bank to do it for me?

>>56177810
What country?

my wife's japanese femcel friend from college is coming to stay with us for a few weeks bros
it's going to be just like the doujins, i can feel it

>>56177810
index funds are fine, kid... but if you really want to make money let me tell you about leverage

>>56177854

>>56177742
SPX only barely is, adjusted for official (lol, lmao) inflation.
Consider the real inflation and the fact that the markets are just a jewish casino and people will play if they can.

posting in the stock market thread on the weekend

>>56177521
Oldie but a goody

>>56175791
>Yom Kippur is oct 14th
No it isn't, it's in September. If you're overly reliant on AI to tell you dates and facts about jews, you're going to have a bad time, because the model has internalized pilpul being standard when discussing Jewish things with goyim.

Why buy KO when you can buy Pepsi and get all their delicious snacks?

>>56178054
People always forget to convert from the Roman calendar to the Hebrew one and vice versa

>>56178072
both are incredibly shit. just drink water

post some Saturday Stocks

>>56178122
Are you saying that (((neanderthals))) skip the synchronization of lunar/solar calendars that happens every 19 years since the early Romans?
>the date is still not October 14th

>>56178139
The only stocks I'm holding make people mad when I talk about them. How's the shit and piss doing in futures tho

>>56178126
I drink water all day, I want something more.

>>56178139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys2CKcIa4Tw

>>56178197
No wonder why you speak like a fluoridated zombie.

>>56178235
Yes but mah teeth are spectacular.

>>56178222
the bobo commentator here is repressing so much internalized anger

>>56178246
I keep the soda to big meals as a digestive aid which was its original medicinal purpose and my teeth are fine and I'm not a fatass. They're okay in moderation, same as cigs.
>>56178222
Checked and higher for longer pilled

>>56177872
This is a very reliable warning sign. When the wheels touch the tarmac and the plane comes to a complete stop. All the first class passengers will depart. Then the plane violent crashes with no remaining survivors.

Are job openings about to moon?

>>56178270
First class passengers parachute out before nearing the ground.

>>56178262
Might just have me a cold can of barqs later.

>>56178322

>>56178330
Official sponsor of /smg/

>>56178336
Don't say that. I took 10 day vacation once for joking about sponsorship

>>56178342
lol wtf?

>>56178313
You really think they would pay full price for only 98% of a flight?

>>56178364
Bro that's why when I go skydiving I just stay on the plane

>>56178342
>Not a ProShares shirt
SHG to tha DIG
>>56178364
>>56178397
kek! I was going to say the way they look at it it's flight plus skydiving adventure package they're getting for a great discount. They take the time on the float down to breathe in the comparable metaphor of how far above the ant like plebs below they are.

>>56178502
>>Not a ProShares shirt
I have that one as well, bu tit's not as good

I've been trading for years now and just had a new first...I was assigned 200 shares on 1 put that I sold...Has this ever happened to anyone else? What the fuck do you even do in this situation? It's not THAT big of a deal I don't think, but that's a little jarring. It's not like I got assigned and the stock reverse split either or anything like that. Interactive Brokers legitimately assigned me the 100 shares associated with the put and then spent money out of my account to buy another 100 as if I had sold 2 puts...

>>56178516
Agreed, only because the shirt color doesn't allow it to show up well. I do think the champaign is most befitting it by comparison.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dN3-4z675C4

>>56178537
>selling puts when a market crash was inevitable

>>56178222
Checked
>some naive bitch
>you start to see bonds un-inverting, no recession
The un-inversion of an inverted yield curve is the precise moment that equities crash after an inversion.

so what has Ellon Musk done this time for Tesla to be down 10% last week?

>>56178537
That is weird and I would bring it up with your broker support team and see if it can be reversed. If you only sold one put you should've only been on the hook for a hundred shares if it was exercised. Probably some weird shit like when people wake up and had a hundred billion dollars deposited to their account.

I keep falling in love with financial reporters...
And not just Jeanna

>>56178342
>>56178342
Is that what happened to those comfy thread openers? Fucking jannies.

>>56177765
Past gains are not indicative of future gains. Between 1920-2000 the US gdp growth was phenomonal. Now? We're looking at 1-2% gdp growth a year. In addition we have now crossed more debt as a percentage than gdp for the government which means its tapped on how much more stimulus it can provide to the market. We won't ever be getting QE back which was what helped propel equities so high. The only reason Japan is still able to pursue QE (and its causing their currency to explode) is to counteract their rapidly deflating population.

>>56178696
>he thinks the economic supercycle of debt bubbles forming and popping won't happen again
>when it's been happening for more than a thousand years and arguably all of recorded human history
Lmao. Lol even.

>>56173896
Fellas what are the financial implications of simping at 3am

>>56178727
Kiss your ass goodbye

>>56178744
Oh noes, less people! Fuck me that's awful there might be less traffic and less retards on the internet, what a horrible future.

>>56178696
you are either reasonably smart or a retard
this is the second time you are jumping from point to point without any sort of tie in structure

also efficiency and productivity is over the roof, its not just people hauling ass anymore

>>56178736
porn induced ED
depression
suicide
financially speaking

>>56178222
>maybe not Rob
kek

>>56178222
Forgot to mention
That guy's a fucking BASTE old white man

>>56178744
>bye, bye
>baby bye, bye
>M A N F R O M M A R S

blonde activates the almonds

>>56178777
>less people = less consumers = less revenue

Weekend /SMG/ger theme
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sp9An5OcdE4

>>56178895
To be fair it's not less people that's the problem.
The problem is less young people relative to old people.
If EU or east Asias populations were cut in half, but at the same time replaced with the population pyramid of say Mali, things would actually be looking quite rosy

>>56178777
>Oh noes, less people! Fuck me that's awful there might be less traffic and less retards on the internet, what a horrible future.

>how to out yourself as an economically illiterate retard

>>56178952
>To be fair it's not less people that's the problem.
Yes it is, because it means less consumers
>The problem is less young people relative to old people.
Thats just another problem on top of it
>If EU or east Asias populations were cut in half, but at the same time replaced with the population pyramid of say Mali, things would actually be looking quite rosy
But they arent

>>56178957
It's not being a retard it's having a different perspective. Of course more people is more revenue and yeah a ton of countries are below replacement level on population growth but it's not the apocalypse and there are solutions. You can have less people that are wealthier and stomp a population that has way more people but less wealth.

>>56179107
The problem is our entire society is built around that constant growth. Society will literally collapse

>>56179138
Or just make the few you have wealthier so that growth continues to be financed.

>>56179161
Oh don't get me wrong, I believe society can be changed to work that way. But our culture is so ingrained in debt and living beyond your means and welfare states that I genuinely think its impossible

>>56178777
Trips of based
>the lines will go down
Who cares (except the global financial elite but they can get fucked). If people are so economically literate they should be able to find good investments even in a long term bear market.

>>56179107
blablabla
yeah Im sure you can work your way around the collapse of civilization

baking

>>56179192
Package the debt as a financial instrument and put controls on it so it doesn't get too degenerate. That's why 60% of all homes in the US that are on a mortgage are on a fixed rate at 4% or lower. I'm not saying things can be perfectly done nor that there wouldn't be pain but it's not impossible. There's going to be pain regardless since there's 15 years of zirp to service.

>>56179107
>muh gdp
I only gamble on stocks so that I can save up for a homestead on several acres of land and more guns and ammo. I don't care what happens to you or anyone else after that. I'll be alright.

>>56179240
And I'm sure everyone else can fuck their way around it so between the two we'll both be okay. Enjoy your weekend.

>>56179394
>>56179394
>>56179394
>>56179394