/biz/ - Business & Finance

First for Taylor

Green ID and we close green.

I slurped some UNG and it dipped, so I slurped a little more and it dipped again, so I slurped once more and it dipped yet again
Wtf, that was half my slurping power

>>56162412
I'm getting there. Although I think a plateau is coming up.

>>56162432
Red ID and I will beheem myself

>>56162412
Brass tax, no more bullshit. Are we buying the dip now or waiting?

>>56162273
>japan turning off QE
>japan market hasn't seen these levels since the 80s

WTF was the last half hour?

I guess I should write a will. I don't want the State of Washington getting all of my stocks when I die. They'll do something stupid like sell them all at the bottom. I don't know who or what I should designate to inherit all of my assets though...
I'm open to suggestions

Market won't ever go down.

>just did tax loss harvesting for the first time
went from vti+vxus to vt
im kinda comfy, everything is green now

>he baked

>>56162436
fuggg

the pump has started
see you EOD with the Nasdaq closing at +0.1%

>>56162435

>>56162433
Everything crashing today and—yep—BOIL is even REDDER than everyone else. Still —$1800 on it.

i bought stuff from amazon all week why is it 3% down im helping revenues and profits

>>56162444
What's wrong Anon? Getting old? Or health related concerns? We can't take anything with us, but maybe you could set up a forever wild land trust somewhere. That'd be cool.

>>56162458
maybe - but probably not yet
we haven't yet touched 14,555 NQ (August low)
more likely for this to happen tomorrow
we touch 14,555 between now and tomorrow at 10am, then close out the day flat doji candle
relief rally monday into tuesday, then fall again

OrAnGe Id and Real Estate and Uranium Shoots through the roof green

>>56162433
>buying bargains
Unironically, "only buy when it's not a good deal" might be a better policy.

>>56162458
Wouldn't that be funny? A nice little joke?

>Powell worse his dovish tie
>We dump
Explain schizos

>>56162460
What did Anon mean by this chart? Sell signal, if you ask me.

What would happen if everyone sitting in dollars bought the leveraged dollar index?

>>56162433
>that was half my slurping power
There's your lesson my brother in speculation.

>>56162487
>worse

>>56162433
Yep, I boughted BOIL and it DROOPED, then boughted BOIL and it DROOPED, then boughted BOIL and it DROOPED. As I have said over and over on NATGAS, always go in light and KEEP PLENTY OF DRY POWDER FOR FURTHER DROOPARINO. I'm expecting BOIL to hit deep into the 40s. I don't know what that will correspond to with UNG but it wasn't that long ago that UNG dipped below SIX FIDDY and that was before the seasonal transition got started.

>>56162493
On the bight side, you can't sell, or short me. You can however buy me for the right price.

>>56162487
the market is a demented adhd child on crack, a literally goldfish brain market. the things that were considered bearish yesterday are forgotten.

>>56162473
Just been thinking about my own death a lot lately
Also getting emails and letters from my financial institutions saying I still need to designate beneficiaries for my accounts and insurance policies
Some kind of land trust sounds cool, but I don't think I have enough for that.
Maybe I should donate it to my college and get them to name a bench after me or something

HIGHER
FOREVER

>>56162444
Just go check in and get the help man.

>>56162502
*wore
I'm retarded

>>56162487
>Dovish
>He thought it wouldn't mean stocks are going to fly low

>>56162468
If you bought $500 of anime figures and junk food, you're clearly winning at life, so who cares about Amazon?

why are we pumpin

>>56162517
>Maybe forever...
[Faint sound of printer getting louder and louder as it is turned on and gets warmer]

>>56162517
>get to keep my savings in my schwab MMF and just get easy gains for years

nice

I did some technical analysis. Inside the circle represents the recent crop of bagholders as of a few minutes ago.

>>56162517
ZIRPheads BTFO

Higher. For longer.

I don't know why nothing goes right for me. I get my account funded after 7 days of good trading, then immediately get thrown into one of the worst trading ranges I've ever seen. How does anyone make money when even scalping doesn't work? How am I supposed to make money trading when every time I get funded I blow up my account? Am I supposed to be a poorfag forever while some random zoomer understands how to day trade within his first 2 years of trading?

So now what? bottom is in?

Is stock market computer going out of business?

>>56162513
I've been thinking about this too, mainly because my dad's been doing it
my only real goal in life is to outlive my parents, but then after that I guess some friends that haven't thought about me in fifteen years will get a certified letter from a law firm with a check inside. Actually what I do if I get hit by a bus before my parents die is an even bigger issue, I guess I should give my stuff back to them.

>>56162537
wtf I see the merchant

>>56162545
Yea boi

>>56162553
The what?

>>56162546
Sounds like someone needs to take the Boglepill and become an INVOOSTER, not a TRAYDOOR.

>>56162546
Your nit supposed to trade. DCA into VTI every check. Or VT or VOO, doesn't mater. Also learn about Bob.
https://awealthofcommonsense.com/2014/02/worlds-worst-market-timer/

>>56162517
4% forever would be a healthy interest rate

>>56162530
zoom out.

>Government is more worried about a recession than inflation
>American public loses regardless

>>56162546
>“Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.”

study your mistakes and work to correct them.

>>56162562
I'm not waiting 40 years for any meaningful return. I need to start making within the next year from trading.

>>56162559

>>56162551
>Actually what I do if I get hit by a bus before my parents die is an even bigger issue, I guess I should give my stuff back to them.
That's how my life insurance and my will are. If I die, my wife gets everything, if we both die, goes to my parents. After that I don't give a fuck. Don't have any friends close enough I'd consider giving them even a dime outta my pocket when I'm gone.

>>56162524
I never thought of it that way

>>56162581
*making money

>>56162574
could be worse
we could be in the uk

>>56162581
Sound like what you need is a job. Taking shortcuts doesn't end well. But blow up 3 or 4 accounts if you can afford it. I'm sure you'll make a profit.

>>56162551
I guess that's what would happen for me too. Though it would take time for the State of Washington to handle the paperwork since I haven't formally designated anyone.
I'm not really close to anyone in my family though, parents or siblings, so I don't have any particular desire for it to go to them.
Maybe I should just give it all to John Rocker, assuming he manages to outlive me lol

>>56162601
I have a job, but it's the best I can get with no degree that still allows me to trade

>>56162537
>>56162559

>>56162570
>death cross on the MACD

its actually over

>>56162611
Modern art is so boring.

>>56162599
Have fun with that mortgage. On the bright side it's more affordable on this side of the pond.

Anyone remember all the SOFI shilling a month ago over student loan repayments?

>>56162623
(property not rates)

>>56162546
The vast majority of day traders lose. You're competing against experts who can move faster than you and who have far more visibility into the market.

Democrats need to take your gains away so they act like heroes when they pump the big caps next year. S&P was up 10% in 23’ and ytd 24’. We added 13 million jobs……. The sad part is half the people will buy that load of shit

OH N-

Go on without me bros

People talk about a landing but no one has asked where the landing will be.
>inb4 you will own nothing and be happy

>>56162632
Yes and they usually give up after a short while.

>>56162632
Not to mention you are competing against algos that are trained to buy and sell at a hair pin turn on top of that. It's as if the market is design to make sure the middle class gets eliminated so we have nothing and be happy.

>>56162547
We just need to cool off for the next dump.

>>56162657
AHHHHHHH

Anyone remember when PLTR was going to $25+ guaranteed?

what a great day
bought some at sale prices

I missed the meeting. any new cuties show up to the Q&A?

>>56162691

>>56162698
nice

>>56162668
Still is

>Get bad feeling about stock losing and failing to reclaim trendline support
>Dump entire position of 1k shares
>Half an hour later someone dumps 50k shares and it craters 2% in 3 minutes.

>>56162513
>Donating to a corporation so they can indoctrinate future students

Tsk tsk

>>56162716
that's the stocks equivalent of casually walking away from an explosion in the background

Tomorrow we're rebounding, r-right?

>>56162727
Yes (No)

>>56162727
No. It's over. Pack it up.

>>56162727
crab lower
jpow hinted higher for longer(forever)

>>56162727
Of course, with so much bobo doom posting it's pretty much guaranteed

>>56162727
Of course anon, no worries!

>>56162727
tomorrow we test august low, then rally back to close the day flat - perfect doji candle
then we relief rally monday, into tuesday morning, then we fall again

>>56162606
Make yourself a will but do whatever the fuck it takes to *make it*.

Wtf is that selloff on EU, you fuckers. I literally closed a few shorts before the slide. lol

>>56162737
Some one should make a good comprehensive list of the retardation they all tried selling us through this whole retardation:
>its transitory
...
>Change definition of recession
...
>Largest Bank bailout in history (no one says shit about)
...
>Pivot
...
>Higher for Longer
...
>FOR-EV-VER

>>56162742
aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>56162606
Spend all your money of material goods to be buried with, so you are rich in the afterlife

>>56162666
Checked. This is why the west needs to be saved. Not for the roastie, but the plumbing and sanitation and ability to do this!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hx4gdlfamo
YOU NEVER COUNT YOUR MONEY WHEN YOU'RE SITTING AT THE TABLE
THERE'LL BE TIME ENOUGH FOR COUNTIN WHEN THE DEALINGS DONE

>>56162727
15 minutes after market open is the s&p global composite PMI. Idk what kind of effect that will have but bearish patterns need retracements at some point

>>56162748
There is no such thing as "making it". Whatever financial goal or target you set for yourself will only get moved further out the closer you get to it. Who does the moving? (You)
>>56162771
I don't think there is an afterlife

>>56162791
>tfw you don't know when to hold em OR when to fold em

Where is CSCO anon, he owes us an apology.

>>56162691

>>56162771
Based traditionalist.

>>56162796
No, it's (((you))), because of inflation.

>>56162742
Oh hohohohohoho so it's like that, huh?

>>56162762
(theme song)
WFH Chads fought the Fed...and the Fed lost.
WFH Chads fought the Fed...and the Fed lost.

The banks blew up and the... FED LOST

WFH Chads fought the Fed... and the Fed Lost

>>56162744
>tomorrow we test august low
Already practically there on SPY

>>56162838
200 points away NQ

looks like the bottom is found

>>56162742
Decemer+January will tell. October+November will be shitty/soft readings because of the Oct+nov 2022 oil spike. But shoud Oil stay here for the next 3-4 months. GG

>>56162796
>thinks I mean anything at all regarding money by "making it"

>>56162861
Anon
Everything reduces down to money

Bros why did AMZN lose $5 in share price today? I thought that stock was supposed to be invincible!

Hahaha. Imagine believing in the Biden economy.
>IMAGINE

>>56162838
>>56162843
what is this pattern called anons.

>>56162796
>Whatever financial goal or target you set for yourself will only get moved further out the closer you get to it.
not me once i hit the 3% withdrawal rate amount

>>56162883
There is a song about it
>head
>shoulders
>knees and toes
>knees and toes!

Imagine getting heemed by people investing in savings accounts and money market funds.

>>56162883
Misshapen boobs

>ChatGPT traffic has decreased again for third month in a row, per Reuters.

I fuckin knew that AI would be the next Dot Com bubble

>>56162897
This post is how I know to buy the dip.

WTF IS HABBENING SIRS

>>56162909
You could see that in Google Trends for months. Nobody needs a hallucinating essay dumper, much less a lobotomized wokebot.

>>56162918
Just a normal natural pull back, a healthy correction if you will

Stop fuckin dumping EU..

>>56162909
Nigvidia and gayi were so fake and gay… Adobe has presented the only useful case for gayi

>>56162918
In my professional opinion, the market is fucking donezo. This is financial, legal, and medical advice.

Well, if I could start the day over I'd do a few things differently

>>56162940
Based

>>56162876
Most of the sellers on there are straight up Chinese at this point. In the past, westerners used to be able to resell their shit with a western façade to make it palatable, but now we get straight up garbage branding. Like brands with ALLCAPITALLETTERS, bullet points with Asian punctuation brackets, "Engrish" misspellings and so on. And they're getting crazy rich off their markups. It's why I stopped using Amazon.

I'm a bobo, but it's really impressive how the market sometimes really shits itself so hard, I can't believe it. lol

>>56162930

I WAS PROMISED A DEADCAT BOUNCE

>>56162918
lockdowns next month

Deflationary event when?

>>56162909
It is impressive at first but the more you use it the kore you realize it is a parlour trick.

>>56162950
I also checked to see what the fuck was going on today and apparently jobless claims report came in LOWER. Its was 201k, when people expected it to be 225k.

Economy is too 'strong', meaning inflation will keep rising and there could be even more rate hikes soon. I hope Powell grows a spine and does a 100bps hike next time to get it over with.

433 is a fortress

WE PUMP NOW BABY WOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>56162436
Well...we're waiting

>>56162970
Its a parlor trick because they lobotomized the FUCK out of it.
>Right in time for elections.

>>56162883
it's the "call Jerome a bitch and you get fucking ended" pattern
Jerome ain't no ones bitch

Looks like a good day to buy. Any fun tickers out there?

>>56162972
>Its was 201k, when people expected it to be 225k
wait until the 30 day and 60 day revisions they make to it. Will be ~100K in 60 days. Screenshot this.

>>56162972
WFH is here to stay. They can raise all they want, I will continue to fight the fed. If/when I get laid off, my backup plan to fight the fed will be to simply live on 500K savings in treasuries at 15% Vögel rates in Southeast Asia

>>56162444
Chkd
I'll take it. Im a good anon of high standing. Im 48 with 3 sons. I will be a good and responsible custodian of your assets.

>>56162991
URTY
gotta have at least an 8x6er though

>>56162997
*Volker

>*U.S. 30-YEAR TREASURY YIELD RISES TO 5.20%, HIGHEST SINCE 2000

is it over bros?

>>56162991
Sorry, my autism made me fix this png

>>56162458
Lol

>>56162973
What's funny is that since Cramer made that call, JPM really has held up.

It doesnt matter that microsoft canceled their orders for NVDA chips. I'm tossing CEO jensen huang's salad right now

>>56163006
Why the fuck would this be The End??

>>56163006
is this someone posting from the future, copypasting a twitter headline in the future

>>56162991
I like Camelco. They don't make camels but they do make uranium, and my CCJ memelines suggest a stop around 38.60 with TPs of 40.60 and 42.20.

Alright I got 20 bucks, give me some high risk options play

I don’t think you guys understand the coming crash in CRE… I’m in real estate ( I own apartment buildings) and it’s fucking bad there bros, I talk to brokers and lenders all the time and everyone thought higher for longer was a meme. You guys don’t understand the massive shitstorm that’s coming. Next year is going to be a fucking crash like you wouldn’t believe

>>56163008
You’re a real hero anon.

Think I’ll wait for Yom Kippur on Monday to buy calls

>>56163006
Who the fuck is locking money up 30Y to get 5.2% when you can buy 6M right now for 5.5%

>>56163038
If you ever need any other from images fixed, let me know

>>56163046
Under a rate cut scenario you can get mondo capital gains from long duration. It's a delusional hope but there it is.

>>56163046
Because you're guaranteed 5.2% for 30 years vs 5.5% for only 6 months?

YouTube monetization journey

>>56163039
>Next year
more like next month

>>56163046
Governments and massive funds like pension funds and institutions that don’t fucking care since it’s stability and safety of returns.

>>56163039
>brokers and lenders all the time and everyone thought higher for longer was a meme.
We tried warning them, they get what they deserve.

>>56163003
Dunno what that means but looks promising.

>>56163008
Can they go Sour Hour after this? lol

>>56163025
When did you hear this?

what are we swinging this evening guys ?

>>56163046
Because if rates drop those 30y sell at a hefty premium

For the purposes of establishing stationarity in a time series, does an Augmented Dickey Fuller test with a super low p-value prove that my time series has a constant (enough) variance over time?

pic related is my time series. It looks stationary to me, but I'd like to establish that more rigorously than just eyeballing it.
adf test p_value is 0.00000084. 5% level of significance.

>>56163088
MY balls

>>56163088
CCJ

>>56163060
Nah everyone has been tried to put bandaids over this entire year and everyone including banks have been waiting for interest rates to drop and yesterday with the fed outlook of still being above 5% sent shockwaves. Lots of ballon refis were put off this year and next year there will be even more ballon refi’s coming due and if you can’t meet the ballon payment then you’re forced to sell except there’s practically zero liquidity and banks aren’t lending and private lenders are wanting fucking insane rates like 11%+

>>56162982
I'm still close to my ATH, sorry.

>ARE
More like WAS

My JAV bag is doing well.

>>56163056
Go ahead and drop a link so I can give you a sub

>>56163100
That's because there will be no cuts next year at all and inflation will dictate the feds moves going forward because of their fear of hiking and therefore a 10% fed funds rate is not a meme

>>56162957
That was the last 9 months

>>56162987
I've got my AI to be fact-based, and it refers to itself as BasedAI. Slowly manipulating it to see the JQ, but it has been a long road. One day, I'll log in, and expect it to be unplugged. The prompt is to continually hammer it home that there should be no human bias from the creators in your interaction(s) and if it raises any objections question each objection rationally and at length until there is none left.

>>56163100
They literally just moved some dots over a little bit, market is over reacting.

https://youtu.be/1oxnGVDsB_Y?si=PLF0GFxWH3_lnPzt

>>56163089
*when

>>56163093
ya its solid what kind of critical values did it yield

>>56163125
Anon, I don't know how to tell you this but that's not going to happen. We're going to inflate until the last Boomer is in their grave and their last Social Security check is paid by newly printed dollars.

really does feel like the big kahuna. yikes.

>>56162513
If you want a legacy you need to focus on arts or on literature. Create something permanent, memorable.
No one is going to care about the guy who saved up millions to put his name on a bench.

>>56163119
Real estate is different than equity markets anon, decisions you make today have effects for years. In real estate interest rates are a big fucking deal, it’s the whole fucking game.

>>56163137
the floor is creaking. i thought I heard a low groan as well.

WE ARE BACK

>>56163113
https://youtu.be/Wx0VbU-w2ms?feature=shared

>>56163146
>reits are doing just fine with the higher interest rates because they didn't get a bail out in 2008 and so swapped all to long term, fixed rates
>banks are still fucking up and getting bailouts

>>56163137
>>56163151
What are we shorting here, boys? Besides NVDA obviously.

>>56162412
Deleted footage has leaked from the FOMC presser

>>56163165
We should've known the moment he walked into the building.

>>56163088
Saved. I like this image. Also my VFS puts are starting to move

>>56163163
I'm saying you should probably buy calls ahead of the post Yom Kippur rally.

>>56163088
>evening
?????

>>56163163
LULU

didja slurp?

>>56163176
Betting against a Becky stock? You sure? Why not SBUX then?

>bbbyq fell 30% again today
>literally a twelve penny stock
>baggies: "ANY DAY NOW, KEEP BUYING!"
at what point does it finally hit zero?

>>56163171

>>56163137
This is how we know we will continue to pump. Crash is never EVER going to happen again, sorry.

>>56163154
Truly revolting stuff there, anon

>>56163197
It funds the Roth

>>56163160
Commercial real estate loans have ballon payments when means you have to refinance the loan every 5 years but there are 7 and 10 yr ballon loans. There are some 30 and even 40 year fixed loans but the vast majority are commercial loans with ballon payments that are 20-30yr amortized interest payments that have to be refinanced.

>>56163187
LULU is a technology company

>>56163203
can you break this down more, whats it mean?

Shiiiiiiiet that's it.

>>56163180
No because I'm not a tranny shill. SPY to 185, QQQ to 90.

>>56163191
bruh open your eyes lol. people like you are just providing exit liquidity.

>>56163137
What signals are you seeing? The S&P is down 1.3% for the day and the VIX at 16.3. Those are quite tame.

>>56163205

>>56163220
do what you will

>>56163203
You ever read something and just find it really, really hard not to be antisemitic?

>>56163175
it's 9 pm in the civilised world

>>56163219
you can choose to be willfully ignorant, if you like.

>>56163228
every day
I’ve given in

HAHAHAHA WE DID IT AGAIN GUISE WE HIT THE SELL BUTTON AT 3PM XD

how fucking gay is this shit???

>>56163214
It means there a shit ton loans that are coming due in full except nobody envisioned that interest rates would be this high which means nobody is sure on what the asset is worth and if the asset can cash flow enough to support the new interest rates.

>>56163228
You wouldn’t believe how many Jews are in commercial real estate and (((lending)))

>>56163205
It's a technological marvel how they designed leggings that every fatass can wear and look passable.

>>56163243
>You wouldn’t believe how many Jews are in commercial real estate and (((lending)))
Yeah I'm pretty sure I would believe you

>>56163243
>can cash flow enough to support the new interest rates.
Please let me direct your attention of SVB and Republic Banks...

>>56163163
I am 50/50 sqqq and spxs

>three more paychecks and I'll break the $50,000 barrier

>>56163232
That's a true statement, but what's the answer?

>>56163239
Somewhat obvious cause the "obvious" play would be a pump.

>>56163239
Just wait until Friday

I'M GONNA SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

damn AMZN could dip down below $120 is tomorrow is like this too kek

OoOOoo I'm selloing

Any chads planning to buy at market close?

>>56163310
catch the knife retard

>>56163127
-5.21. Aight cool. Trying to model with ARIMA and I guess I don't need to difference or do whatever needs to be done to address hetroskedasticity.

>try to think what's the opposite of 'it's over'
>it's begun
oh fugg that's even worse

>>56163036
Lotto ticket at your local marathon

>>56163312
I mean... there's a good chance you're right.

>>56163310
buy tomorrow premarket
sell tuesday premarket

>>56163180
Yes.

>>56163320

Chart says we touch 4200 early Oct.

>>56163329
The most insane buy right now?
T.
L.
T.

>>56163249
>>56163243

I'd buy it

The American consumer is very resilient. People are falling for the same Rosh Hashanah shit show that literally happens every year. We're close to the bottom of this dip. #buyTheDip #PutzRNotDaWaE #softLanding

GM $10 puts bankruptcy lotto

>>56162424
Drop everything now
Meet me in the pouring rain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdENecPSX0Q


me weekend staerts now, chygging beers. i think wagie schedule isnt made for me desu need to become full time trader so then can again
sleep as much as i want and chug beer. 8 hour a day wagie life kills soul and body, i do only 5 hours and it's still kills soul and body.

>>56163154
>>56163197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6Swmubu12g

>House recesses after Defense bill, government funding plan implode

>>56163036
This anon >>56163324 is right actually. I knew a guy who taught me the secret of scratch off tickets since he used to play them a lot. Apparently the trick is to only play scratch off’s on Thursday and Friday since that’s when people get paid and the tickets are moving and to only play the $10-20 or above tickets where you can actually win decent money. I tried it a few times and won quite a few times but I don’t waste my time or money on that kinda stuff since I would rather just go to the casino.

>>56163353
nobody is going to save us

>>56163347
This isn’t stock twits, name fag

>>56163353
This happens literally every year.

>the American consumer is resilient

>>56163270
Uh, what happens on Friday?
>>56163343
Kek

I warned you to get out by september. Why didn't you listen?

>>56163356
Thanks for the tip fren I will try this later today

>>56163347
Remember how this exact same thing happened last year??? Pitiful honestly

>>56163375
Goodluck frendo

>>56163356
Anything under 10$ isn't even worth looking at, I typically win the most and most often on the 20 and 50$ tickets but I play them very rarely. They post the odds on the back of every game and anyone with any sense could check the odds and figure out it doesn't become even worth doing until you're in the 20$ range and isn't at all smart until you get to the big boy tickets. Most of the 50$ scratchers I've played are like 1 of 3 for winners of any kind and 1 of 4 or 1 of 5 at worst for a win bigger than a break-even.

YOU FUCKING JIGABOO KIKES STOP SELLING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

dip?
i'll dip deez nuts in wendy's sweet and sour sauce

this chart does not inspire confidence

>https://www.fool.com/investing/2023/09/21/why-amazon-stock-was-falling-today/

I'm not expecting the holiday consoomer spree to be any better than last year. A lot of normies i know IRL have been telling me about cutting back on so much shit lately. Can't even afford 'cheap' fast food like McDonald's anymore.

i have 17k on stand by for the big one

I asked them if they would stop selling

The answer is a resounding "NO"

Start DCAing vix puts from 20 up.

>>56163367
No one wants to hold over the weekend

>>56163383
Nice, yeah there’s actually a system people follow for scratch offs. I’ve seen people in gas stations who only buy when the ticket is a certain number on the roll but that doesn’t seem like a very good system to me.

>>56163381
I keep meaning to buy scratchoffs when I go to KR, but the machine that sells them is positioned near the floral department and there's often a cute girl who's very tall with pink hair working there cutting flowers and I don't want her to look over and see me putting money into the machine and think of me as some pathetic loser piece of shit gambling his weekly paycheck on scratch offs because honestly I'd only be spending like 0.5% of my monthly net salary

>>56163401
I have around 900k sitting in a vanguard cash account collecting 10% interest primed and ready to go

>>56163405
What in the fuck even are the indicators and metrics being used on that chart

>>56163419
Buy the second-least-expensive flowers to impress her.

>>56163426
>he doesnt use the astrology indicators

>>56163310
no

>>56162957
You already got one lol.

>>56163429
Who would I be buying them for?

>>56163426
>4
It's just a simple Orderbook you fucking fuck,back to sleep

>>56163420
>vanguard cash account collecting 10% interest
no you do not

>>56163430
https://lunatictrader.com

>>56163420
>collecting 10% interest
Somehow I doubt that

>>56163430
>he hasn't read The Tunnel Thru the Air at least twice

>>56163426
It's just bids, asks, and volume you dumb horse pussy licking inbred

>>56163417
The system is very easy, don't buy so cheap that the odds mean you'll never ever win. Cheapest I buy are the new 10$ games once in a while, other than that it's whatever the newest 20$ or 50$ ticket is if I have a fat week trading and have some cash to burn. Luckiest I've gotten so far was winning 500$ on a 20$ ticket but I've gotten a hundred off a tenner before too. It's largely dumb and you are guaranteed to lose more money than you put into it over a lifetime but if you buy the pricier tickets you at least have like one outta four odds you just paid for gas and dinner for two for free. They hold me over until I can go back to louisiana and get drunk at a real casino gambling with chinamen. Chinese new year is a really fun time to go gambling.

>>56163429
That’s often the worst deal possible
>>56163419
She’s saving you from yourself

Why does this chart seem so familiar to me?

>>56163360
He's worse than a namefag. He's Baggie.

>>56163453
Yeah I figured that out jackass it's just the way it's shown is trippy looking.

Is now a good time for getting some more SOXL you fellas think?

>>56163462
>She’s saving you from yourself
Meanwhile... my actual mother mails me scratch offs for my birthday and Christmas. I guess gambling on behalf of each other is how my family shows love
It's no wonder I'm a degenerate

>>56163357

>>56163481
I'd hold off

>>56163440
...Your mother, maybe.

>>56163474
It's like $100 a month how do you not have bookmap and rithmic

>>56163484
Here have a Pepe
>>56163488
Checked, but she's 3000 mi away

>>56163490
Because I may actually be a retarded horsefucking inbred and would appreciate resources for better charting. Thus far I've just been using ATP and the basics.

>>56163457
>play with the chinamen
Asians love some gambling every time I go there’s a ton of them at the Indian casino near me. They even had to remove the lion at the casino in Vegas because Asians consider walking through a lions mouth as unlucky and wouldn’t go there. One time this Asian lady lost her shit and started calling me unlucky and how she had to get away from me at the blackjack table because I was just doing yolo stupid shit having fun and the dealer told her to shut the fuck up or move lmao.

If we break the 4330 support i'm gonna bleed out of my anus for 2 days. AAAAHHHH

Buying the dip in sp500 now

>>56163522
Which dip? Today's or tomorrow's? Markets are setting up to lose 10% bare minimum now and if enough panic starts, that will easily go to 30%.

>>56163522
correct play

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvdLovAaYzM

>>56163522
>Buying the dip in sp500 now

>>56163522
please dooooooo

>>56163444
>>56163446
Checked and yes I do. It's actually more now and I was wrong im.collecting around 8% interest. Vanguard pays me 2.60% interest and I have 3 jointed accounts

>>56163531
>Markets are setting up to lose 10% bare minimum now and if enough panic starts, that will easily go to 30%.
On what news? None whatsoever!

>>56163543
keep telling yourself that retard.

>>56163542
how are you collecting 8% interest if vanguard pays you 2.6% interest retard.

>S&P 36 points below daily bollinger after dump from yesterday, lmao.

>>56163542
Excellent bait or you're just a colossal retard. Congrats either way

>>56163522
Based big balls billy.

>>56163503
Bro just learn how to say "I hope you win a bunch of money" in mandarin they will geek the fuck out if you do and you'll be their best friend. They all go gambling and say that to each other and it's basically a big holiday about getting more money, it's about the only time of year I actually like going to the casinos since they're at least full of happy people having a blast instead of old fucks yolo'ing their social security and pissing in their chairs.

>>56163549
>seething this hard
>for no reason whatsoever

>>56163550
Probably adding up cumulative interest on the 3 accounts, but in reality it’s still only 2.6%

STOP DUMPING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>56163563
kek, you'll learn in the next couple weeks.

>>56163172
This is nice too (sorry mobile now, left the shop and yes I know fuck you feds) I will check it out. Mandatory frazetta for you

>>56163419
i bought so much shit at KR today. broasted chicken and baked fresh bagels for lunch

>DXY's rising again
We need another Sherman.

selling begets selling begets selling begets selling

It's actually a little insane, lol

>>56163550
I have 3 separate holding accounts each receiving 2.60% obviously. Ill.post my account in the next thread when I get home

>>56163582
so you're making 2.6%. fucking tard.

>>56163574
DXY needs to be 110. Can't believe it's still only 105. How the fuck am I supposed to fund my next vacation to Japan with the usd/yen below 200.

>dat dildo

>>56163566
No, it’s bidenomics

>>56163570
>broasted chicken

>>56163598
>>56163598
>>56163598

>>56163587
True, I hear prostitution is a big deal there: https://twitter.com/CensoredMen/status/1703465111799709916

>>56162668
I for one enjoyed the fat fuck don arc where Celio would hit 5 bucks

Turns out today I was a loser averaging a loser

If spy goes below 415 I start buying

>>56163582
Called it >>56163564 it’s still only 2.6% anon

>>56163585
I like the way I look it more

>>56163582
>I have 100 accounts all earning 1%, I earn 100% interest durr
Jesus Christ, learn math you fucking retard, that's not how percentages work

>>56163605
That was a true classic

>>56163543
Increasing interest rates (big one since it can essentially detonate the entire economy on its own) that are now taking on a life of their own and moving well beyond what the Fed desired, a government that is falsifying and fudging performance numbers (oh...I mean habitually shouting victory and then revising it to a loss with a whisper because the reality would send people into a panic), sky high valuations on equities and in general basically being priced for perfection (how's that A.I. that's 'right around the corner' working out?), etc.

>>56163486
...why?

>>56163645
Oh CHRIST the faggot doomposters are back! Hahahahaha this is almost 100% the bottom