/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for green

>scam pump confirmed
FUCK

Soft landing.

hope you guys don't get caught up in this obvious scam pump, once powell comes up and says he expects rate hikes to continue into 2024 it's gonna drop like a fucking rock

Powell more like PowAPPL

fuck bears

Ohhhh did bears jump the gun again on remarkably unremarkable news during an FOMC meeting???? Awww that's so sad!

>paycheck just came in
>bought my biweekly VT 10 minutes ago
>happened to buy the daily dip

>2% in 2026
LMAO

WHY WON'T IT FALL (the west)

FUCK YOUR PUTS
FUCK YOUR CALLS

GOD BLESS
MY MONEY PRINTER

>>56153221
proud of you

Powell pump. You know it, I know it, we all know it.

Hey you guys. They are apologizing to Kanye. What does this mean for stocks?

>we're pushing the 2% inflation target back to 2026
HOLY MOLY

This nigga actually thinks the FFR is restrictive

OH JESUS HE STUTTERED IT'S OVER

PUSSY POWELL

>>56153235
>they gave up trying

It must be VERY BAD... JPOW never has to use graphs... This is some key jingling bulllshit. Does NOT smell right.

>InB4 REVISED THE VISUAL AIDS

>cuts in 2024
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HE SAID 2% INFLATION GOAL NOT TARGET
>HE SAID 2% INFLATION OBJECTIVE NOT MANDATE
HE SAID 2% INFLATION OBJECTIVE NOT MANDATE
>HE SAID 2% INFLATION GOAL NOT TARGET
HE SAID 2% INFLATION GOAL NOT TARGET
>HE SAID 2% INFLATION OBJECTIVE NOT MANDATE
HE SAID 2% INFLATION OBJECTIVE NOT MANDATE
>HE SAID 2% INFLATION GOAL NOT TARGET
HE SAID 2% INFLATION GOAL NOT TARGET
>HE SAID 2% INFLATION OBJECTIVE NOT MANDATE
HE SAID 2% INFLATION OBJECTIVE NOT MANDATE
>HE SAID 2% INFLATION GOAL NOT TARGET

OH MY GOD dovish powell. with no recession prediction anytime soon. The most obvious recession has been cancelled!!!!

That means recession is near!!!!!!!!!!

>>56153235
HOW CAN I PROFIT FROM THIS????

>be retail
>trade on a fed announcement day

>>56153241
Yeah, I caught that. Someone gave him the novichok to prevent him from pumping our bags

2% NO LONGER MANDATED
HOLY FUCK WE'RE ACTUALLY FUCKED WE'RE REVISING THE TARGET

>>56153254
>>56153244
the tie indicator literally never fails it's impressive

>>56153235
KWAB

BOBOS LIED TO ME BOBIS LIED TO ME FUCKING FUCKS BOBOOOOOOOOSSSSSSS LIED TO ME AGAAAIN IM DONE IM DOWN 65% OMG

There goes all credibility for the criminal institution of the federal reserve.

ALL retail faggots are throwing their money into the market... right?

The stock market isn't real.

>>56153257
THE TIES AND OTHER SCHIZO THINGS

>Fed expects steady growth
It's over

>>56153256
avoid nominal bonds like the plague lol

>>56153259
Probably has some remote control shocker on his balls to remind him what's at stake.

>>56153260
>>56153250
I did not hear him say this

>fomc members see median of federal fund rates if economy evolves as predicted as:
>5.6% eoy 2023
>5.1% eoy 2024
>3.9% eoy 2025
So one more hike this year for sure.

>>56153269
Hahahahaha eat SHIT you fucking retail bear speculator FAGGOT

I hate this bitch so much.

>puts away the AAPL
>dumps
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OOOOOOOOH CHUDIES

>>56153284
The bots saw the Apple logo in image recognition and went nuts.

i just put in a 22k buy order. im gambling my life savings!

-3k
finna hurl

Colby, a poor mans Jeanna

LMAO nasdumpppppppppppp

>>56153287
Yes, bobo?

>"DOT PLOTS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this RESTRICTIVE RANGE range before. There could be DOT PLOTS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE DOT PLOTS" he thought. Let the Dollar Circulate reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9,000,000 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of inflexibility in monetary policy. "With a data-dependent policy stance, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

THE VIBECESSION IS OVER

Speepeepoopoo why are you dumping...

>>56153293
You weren't gambling on FOMC were ya, son?

Bears completely on suicide watch lmfao how do you idiots not understand this shit yet

please stop talking

>"DOT PLOTS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this restrictive range before. There could be DOT PLOTS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE DOT PLOTS" he thought. Let the Dollar Circulate reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9,000,000 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of inflexibility in monetary policy. "With a data-dependent policy stance, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

INTCchads, I have a question. What are the chances they will return to their glory days and start giving out nice divvies? The divvies kept on rising but then the last two Qs, they suddenly slashed them like crazy

What did they mean by this

uh oh

>>56153311
powell is telling you that they will continue to tighten until the job is done, retard

Purple tie = Dove
It's that simple, bears are retarded

>Thank you, Chair Powell. Rei or Asuka?

Nice vocal fry you dumb bitch

SEAGULL WAIFU

siegel bros

TSLA $350 CALLS

>>56153317
drink the onions water goy

>>56153248
I found that odd. All the rate predictions look high. I'm wondering if its time to throw in the towel and just stay cash for a few years.

AND THATS A GOOD THING
;^)

>Thank you, Chairman Powell.
>One question: is a hotdog a sandwich?

>>56153280
Jerome better hurry and save mumus. Tiki toki

>>56153322
You faggots take it so seriously, as if he hasn't literally repeated himself at every meeting lmao

>>56153309
I just bought at the worst entry point possible is all

>>56153324
Wrong, purple tie = crab

>>56153317

What about black unemployment Jerome

NO MERCY

>>56153322
he is kicking the can down the road bro. They're wimps. All boomers (nearly) are.

>>56153344
permabulls are the only retards at the moment. Imagine being bullish when the average consumer is drowning in debt and inflation is still sticky

>>56153316
kek

I need him to tell me if black unemployment is still good or if I should start to worry.

>>56153346
Longs, not options, right?

i really, actually, honeslty want to know
Who the FUCK is being long-dated US treasury notes?
It is DOGSHIT
>hurr durr i just want something safe
then buy short-term, they pay more

Abolish the Federal Reserve, right guys?

WHY DO THEY KEEP SKIPPING JEANNA

NOOOOOOOOOOO


SELL, SELL FOR YOUR LIVES

>>56153375
American Patriots

Liesman is an absolute chad telling it like it is.

>>56153317
Kek that obese nigger as a cameraman

bear have completely lost control. you know what comes next.

Why tesla is pumping?

The most obvious recession has been cancelled. And the real recession has entered the game.

>>56153233
>after he sparked outrage
>sparked outrage talking shit about 2.4% of US population
heehee

>>56153393
Good companies deserve high prices :)

>>56153392
Was he right, just early?

>>56153377
Checked. Yes.

STOP CRABBING

>>56153375
there is nobody here remotely smart enough to explain the treasury market

>>56153377
>Abolish the Federal Reserve, right guys?
Fuck off Ron Paul. The Fed provides a valuable service even if the current chair is a giant pussy that was too gay to give us the 500 bepis increase we needed because he still wants to be able to hang out with his friends at his stupid country club.

>>56153388
gotcha, glowies and idiots
but i repeat myself

>>56153375
retirement accounts and pensions trying to get a locked in return for 30 years to pay pension expectations.

>Siegel
>Liesman
>Schneider
Man, those names.

>>56153409
cool it with the noticing, goy

This pussy just caused stagflation to become entrenched, lost decade here we come.

>>56153402
30 years is a long time and people are hedging that yields will have dropped significantly by the 2030s.

>>56153409
CEASE YOUR PATTERN RECOGNITION AT ONCE

>>56153390
Good Sir, he's wearing red. He's a republican!

AHHHHHHHHHH WHY DIDNT I TAKE MY PROFIT WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE
NOW IM NEGATIVE PROFIT

She is not happy bros

>>56153375
banks

>>56153406
Volcker is the only good chairman we had, everyone else was a fag especially Greenspan

what is he doing in front of the computer?

>>56153377
No give them more power, FUCK DC, the Fed should take over fiscal policy and budget from those retards in Washington

HOLY SHIT HE'S DICKING DOWN THE SOFT LANDING FAGS

"Is a soft landing an expectation, baseline, etc.?"
"No"

Ya it's about to dumperino my dudes

>>56153421
She wants that neutral rate so bad right now.

WHY ARE WE DUMPING

uh oh

>>56153431
Posting on /smg/

Where you mumus at ? Where is >>56153280 fag at ? How you holding up ? You still hahahahaing ?

APE BROS. WE ARE SO BACK.

>>56153431
He's phonefagging.

damnit why did he say no

Sold my puts. I'm not gonna get any better than powell basically saying "yeah idk about soft landing, bros"

>>56153431
what's a computer?

>>56153375
I bought a few 30Y TIPs in my IRA. 2% real yield, no tax.
I can sell it for immediate profit if real yields flip negative again, or if we get some risk-off panic selling period where stocks dump and bonds get bid.

For the most part I think bonds are trash though. If you want safety it makes no sense to take duration risk. Yields tend to be lower than stocks. A lot of the bidding comes from mandates in pension/insurance funds, and from foreign trade partners. Then there are the suckers that think 60/40 is a permanent portfolio solution.

>>56153437
to pump later

>>56153421
I need her so much bros

>>56153433
Oh OW, my soft landing bussy, it HURTS

>>56153431
Apple advert

journalists look so young these days...
god entering midlife sucks ;_;

>>56153448
Based meme commercial shitposter.

>>56153445
it’s just to cover his ass in case he’s wrong yet the market dumps just because of that lmao

A lot of stumbling today

>>56153462
Well it's a lot of lying to keep up with.

>not permanently
>No idea what level we can pause officially on
>Do not see it happening for 3 years
All of this with rigged ass metrics.

>>56153450
Every dump is just a pump in the making

fresh reaction image material

>>56153456
generations get younger while you get older

>>56153462
They don't call him Jerome "Butterfingers" Powell for nothing.

John Williams, THE COMPOSER?!

Jeanna

>>56153467
underrated

God, her voice gives me a boner.

Day 4 of nofap and imh portfolio is healing

Her voice is really annoying.

Evens I long SOXL

Is this climate youth corp sounds like a modern day Hitler youth.

is 430 the bottom for NVDA? adamantium support coming through

TA fags: is the next level of SPY support 435? And then 410, and then 385?

>>56153488
>>56153485
>>56153480
>VOCAL FRY

>>56153486
Jeanna is our queen sorry

Scam pump 2.0

>>56153485

>>56153485

jeanna talking about squezzing the economy

hnghh

>>56153495
Never reply to me again, dirty tripnigger.

>>56153502
what a little slut

>>56153502
nice

Bro, everyone knows line only goes up. What the fuck is jerome doing thinking his babydick ratehikes can do anything to slow the markets down? Long everything, only buy calls, puts r not da wae, we're all gonna be fuckin rich!

fuck it, holding both
strangle me uwu

>>56153431
watching his portfolio.

>>56153498
Meant for >>56153488

>>56153502
very nice sir

>>56153506
She can squeeze my economy, if ya know what I mean

>AND UHHH THAT’S HOW IT IS

WHY IS THE MARKET GOING DOWN

THE FED DID EXACTLY WHAT EVERYONE EXPECTED THEM TO DO WHICH WAS ALREADY PRICED IN WHY ARE PEOPLE SELLING JUST HOLD YOU FUCKING BASTARDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>56153502
>when the raise is bigger than you expected

>>56153502
someone hiked the rate on her bluetooth buttplug (it was powell from his ipad)

STOP CRABBING

>>56153421
>>56153502
>>56153504

new jerome just dropped

BEAR TRAP. STOCKS ARE CHEAP IN 3% INFLATION WORLD

>>56153524
>>56153433
>>56153434

>POWELL CONFIRMS THE FED WILL PAY YOUR STUDENT LOANS FOR YOU

>>56153524
people are gambling during FOMC. Don't think too hard about it.

>>56153524
SEP is higher & includes 2026

>>56153524
Bro quit lying! It's illegal for the line to go down! I will have you thrown in prison for this fascistic wrongthink you turbochud, bidenomics are here to save us all! Lines only go up! They gongo up, they just have to, b-b-b-because they do okay! Only long, only buy, never sell!

so the Fed is essentially promising high inflation for years to come. Yep, I'm commoditymaxxing.

>>56153431
He is aping into oil stocks

>>56153504
>>56153502
OF when?

>>56153542
not too late to join uranium chads

>POWELL: FUCK OIL BARONS, I'LL HIKE RIGHT UP YOUR ASS

>>56153532

>>56153548
I'm already joined.

SELL ALL TECH SELL ALL TECH

THIS IS YOUR LAST DAY

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

SOFT LANDING IS A PRIMARY OBJECTIVE!!
I REPEAT
SOFT LANDING IS A PRIMARY OBJECTIVE!!

>Thats what we are tying to achieve
>still
>we will be doing this for a while people

>>56153559
BASED. I'm buying more until the 2007 high is hit

>>56153257
Made $400 selling ORCL.

This limp dicked FED decision will bite everybody in the ass.
They should've hiked.
Instead now prices will do the hiking instead.

>>56153567
bloomberg trying to fud

>struggling to hold above 442
It's so over

>>56153566
No way. you probably have until November to ride the last gasps of consumer debt and AI hype. Be out by December though. It's gonna be a rough eoy

>>56153538
>not realising the payback is a stealth rate hike

Did he just address the audience as "kids"? lmao

>>56153567
But first we need to reach 2%. Sorry ZIRP fags.

>Gets called out for being so flippant about a soft landing
>Contradicts himself blatantly to save face
What a nigger

>>56153571
I'm personally eyeing NTR right now, or possibly gold, iron or copper stocks. I'm well seated on the energy side already.

Forecasters are a humble lot with a lot to be humble about.

>>56153457
I would fuck the shit out of that boygirl

>>56153589
He looks like he's bout to get uppity.

spy -0.20%

omg its so over.

>>56153524

ITS A CRAB

>>56153586
yeah, Ive started getting into the food supply business a lot more now. I've got a small basket i buy weekly. The only metals I really buy are gold and silver, bit of palladium and platinum. I'm still stuck in the copper trade is over. Frankly I feel like palladium should be doing better but feels like it might be driven by the "cars are OVER" narrative a bit.

I'd like to buy more energy stocks though outside of uranium, but I don't feel good enough about the longterm outlook of oil atm and I'm not familiar with the commodity side of the rest of energy. I plan to pivout out of uranium itself into the tech side if we ever come out of rate tightening, but I think the commodity itself is the safest best

SPY IS UNDER 442
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>56153601
fuckin snoys

Jerome Powell will be executed by the deep state soon, he's a suicidal maniac. YOU CAN'T KEEP DOING THIS JEROME NO ONE WANTS HIGHER RATES ITS UNSUBSTAINABLE

>>56153601
Based McKee the only no like in finance

Since when they let niggas from Yahoo Finance in??

Based factors

>>56153613
everyone but zirp zoomers want higher rates

>Schonberger
>Herpes
>Zit

>>56153597

>>56153583
Um excuse me chuddo but bidenomics is here to save the day and lines only go up. We're gonna build a second money printer to run it at the same time as the first one, all money will be free, there is no more scarcity, and someone other than you is gonna pay for it! Clownworld forever, money printing forever, nothing ever matters ever again forever and forever.
>WHY AREN'T YOU FUCKING BUYING RREEEEEEEE

BASED factors

>>56153624
>everyone wants to pay higher interest rates but zoomers
zoomers don't even have mortgages or auto loans

BASED factors

A lot of stuttering today

Keep the Jerome reaction images coming.

>why can't I hold all these hike pauses

>POWELL: MBS IS A BITCH CAMEL JOCKEY. SUCK MY DOLLAR.

>>56153624
NO SIR, RATES NEED TO BE FUCKING NEGATIVE, THEY'RE GONNA PAY YOU TO TAKE THE FUCKING MONEY. THERE'S SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY YOU HAVE NO IDEA. ONLY LONG, ONLY BUY, ANYTHING ELSE AND YOU'RE EXTREMELY DANGEROUS TO OUR DEMOCRACY
>WHY THE FUCK AREN'T THESE SHITTERS BUYING!!!/???!11

historically have we ever pumped back to where we were at the start in the last 50 minutes...

>>56153635
I want every degenerate credit centered market to get crushed.

Sold my put for a sweet 98% profit. No need to thank me. Just gambling with the rest of ya

Volcker would have fixed this by now

>consumer distress at normal levels

>Mr Powell is the 2% landing in the room with us ?

>>56153658
nice job. I sold mine for ~20% since I had long dated OOM puts. I'll probably look for rentry on the next scam pump

LOL

>>56153656
Jerome doesn't understand that he was only chosen to be the guy they blame for inflation and economic downturn, Biden will declare covid lockdowns for sure now, and when Powell doesn't pivot the military will murder him.

>>56153658
I’m a degenerate

>>56153679
Yeah, the only gentile Fed chair in a long while. Really makes me think.

>>56153470
The BOIL gospel.

>POWELL: I'M RENTING MY SECOND AND THIRD HOMES ON AIRBNB TO REDUCE HOUSING SUPPLY

>>56153679
>these are the people youre trading against
bullish

That was the generational top of the market.

>>56153665
THE AMERICAN CONSUMER CAN AFFORD A TRILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF NETFLIX AND DILDOS A MONTH, STOP LOOKING AT THE CREDIT DATA AND CALLING THE FED OUT ON BEING BOLDFACED LIARS!

>>56153686
shabbos goy, many such cases

>>56153679
are you even a real person

>>56153673
Damn what’s that mountain on her forehead

Sell?

NO SOFT LANDING
FINAL DESTINATION

>>56153221
>>56153225
>see retard bragging about throwing his money away on options or some shit
>get nervous about my puts
>check market
>nvm 45 minutes later the market is fucking dead red

>POWELL: YOU HAVE TO CUT RATES

>>56153686
He was also nominated by Trump, so during the 2024 election Biden has a good reason to blame Trump for everything that happened during his presidency, it was Powell's fault, which is Trump's fault.
>>56153693
>>56153706
not an argument, neither of you can debunk the use of COVID lockdowns in fall to lower interest rates so the federal government can continue to recklessly spend. Did you really think capital hill was ready to tighten its belt and be fiscally responsible? even the GOP cucks worship Ukraine.

>>56153709
I would desu

>>56153673

>>56153709
Good enough to screenshot, good enough to sell.

>>56153709
whenever you screenshot something to ask, you should

>>56153709
always take profits. you can buy in again if you're convinced of the trend.

>>56153681
WHY IS THE ZIPPER BLUE

>Rabinovitch

>>56153727
imagine being a fucking maskcuck in 2023

>>56153729
>>56153730
I'm a new fag to options so idk when i always screen shot

>>56153724
As if they even need a reason to blame everything on blumpf.

>>56153437
SOFT LANDING IS NOT THE BASELINE
HIGHER FOR LONGER
INFLATION TRANSITORY (FOR THE NEXT 3 YEARS)
REMOTE WORK SLOWLY BEING BANNED

>>56153684
ouch it's dumping now

added to puts
a suh dude

WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA
I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA
I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS
>I'm in
I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS
>I'm in
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
>I'm in
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

>>56153739
>REMOTE WORK SLOWLY BEING BANNED
lol.... he doesn't know about the 2024 lockdowns that are planned.

>>56153724
Lockdowns would be incredibly unpopular even amongst the libtarded and everywhere that's cuckservative will flatly laugh in the face of it and tell the government to pound sand up their cockholes. I sincerely don't think lockdowns will matter and if they do it'll be primarily limited to blue state shitcauldrons I'm far away from and give zero fucks about. Even the jab is waning in popularity because you have to pay for it now and it's 200$ per dose. Pick a new cope, this one is stale.

>>56153738
for democratic voters yes, but for independents some form of evidence is needed, they only think slightly more.

Newer and higher personal ATH

>>56153746
Always stay hedged

WHOA THATS A BIG SHAKEOUT

>POWELL: PAY OFF YOUR FUCKING CREDIT CARDS, RETARD

>>56153754
>2024 lockdowns
With interest rates as high as they are? We're fucked

Yo, NVAX just took my money wtf

>>56153746
Staying hedged means forgetting pics>>56153759

Why no one is AAAAAAAing? Is everyone short?

damn i rolled into SOXL too early

>>56153773
Personally, I'm busy at a press conference.

>>56153709
dont sell, let your runners run

>>56153756
I'm unaffiliated and I know they will be blaming shit on him for the rest of my lifetime.

>>56153754
This time you will be locked down inside your office building.

Gah. I slept through the fedwave. How's it go- oh my would you look at that. Oh lordy.

>>56153785
I work from home still, i don't care. enjoy your climate lockdowns, cucks.

INTEREST IS UP
AND THE STOOKS MARKET'S DOWN
ONLY GET MUGGED
IF YOU GO DOWN TOWN

I have 10,000$ to invest. What ticker symbols should I be looking at to maximize potential gains from this bear market?

>>56153755
The idea that lockdowns were unpopular came from conservatives who were mad about not being able to go to applebees, everyone loved the stimulus, the extended unemployment, the working from home. Kids aren't better off in classes compared to zoom class at home anyway, a lot of people bought homes for WFH work and don't want to move back into decaying cities. Inflation being sticky is a result of return to office mandates, no one needs to drive to work to attend zoom meetings and fuck around in excel. We need deflationary lockdowns with QE, and we will have them.

>>56153785
Imagine the smell

>>56153798
Unity

im down 5k today off of a faulty gamble and I feel cathartic

>jpow trying to relay nuance to the media

>>56153799
>this just in -- the average person is retarded

we're gapping dowm tmrw arent we?

lol this guy

>>56153773
Yes. smg is almost entirely retarded retail bears at this point.

>>56153775
This is the exact right time. Keep averaging in until it jumps up to 30+ by the end of the year. Bears are completely wrong (again)

>>56153812
>"nooooo you're a retard if you don't want free money and 1 dollar gas you need to commute you need to eat out and pay higher interest rates for the privilege"

>>56153607
what kinds of food supply related stocks are you buying? Oil will keep doing extremely well for decades to come, natgas too. Coal demand made new records last year. Uranium fundamentals are excellent as you know.

>>56153816
who the fuck is that guy

>still in the red after 2 years
>no recession

yawn. this is fucking boring.

dead nigger storage

>>56153566
i bought more tech today bottom is within .25%

>carefully
the word of the day

>>56153823
sorry to be rude but you're a fucking retard

gg powell bros, see you in 41 days

thanks for the entry liquidity

>>56153777
trips but he probably pussed out already

>>56153799
Blatant revisionism, the only reason people agreed to get vaccinated was because they were under the impression lockdowns would end eventually.

>>56153823
You're dumb as a fucking brick anon. Do you think people will be praising lockdowns in 2024 when the economy keels over? media might be able to get everyone on board with "grr it was the Trump lockdowns" especially since it was a pretty bipartisan position, but every single thing that's going wrong in the economy right now is because of the actions taken in 2020-2022. Yeah, I loved free money, line go up, not having to go in, and cheap gas as much as the next person, but do you think I'm loving the current state of the market? Christ, you're dumb

DIE OIL DIE

>>56153863
>we started dating dating when I was 18
sureeeeeeeeee

>>56153879
yes on her birthday

>>56153798
>bear market
Just a short hop skip downtrend.

>>56153825
at the moment I buy NTR, CF, IPI, and MOS. It's a bit of a gamble on Ukraine and Russia situation not improving for a long time, and even if the war ended, the infrastructure for the two to provide these to the west is totally fucking hosed, and so long as Biden is at the helm, I just don't see this changing. All are pretty solid companies when you evaluate it from a value investing standpoint, and I'm currently of the mindset that value investing is the only way to make any consistent money in the next few years. YMMV

Coal actually makes sense to me, I should bring it into my portfolio somewhere. Any recs in general? I know that as the green energy shit fails with high rates, lots of countries are going to (and already are) swapping to coal because that fucking makes sense kek

>>56153823
Oil/gas prices plummeting was the only good thing about lockdowns, I can't deny that

>>56153844
k midwit
>>56153855
because some people had to still work and were forced and the media put out that false narrative.
>>56153859
Lockdowns are the only thing that can save the economy right now, we sacrifice shitty fast casual dining, CRE and energy profits for high paying work from home jobs and lower interest rates. The benefits of a non lockdown economy are no longer here, eating out sucks and schools are having to move to 4 day schedules and dont have enough bus drivers. You will cook your food at home, you will work from home, your kids will do holocaust class from home, and interest rates will be capped at 2%.

>limit buy for SOXL placed
I’ve just provided you with a bottom for the next three months, enjoy

>>56153889
How the fuck does shuttering the economy save the economy you fucking idiot? If you shut it down you'd need to raise rates even higher to stop the free money from getting circlejerked higher pushing costs of necessities up.

Here we go with this fake fucking selling to shake out traders

440 BREACHEDDDD
puts in the moneyyyyyyyy
holler

>>56153897
BAKA is one giant head and shoulders, anon.

>>56153901
The economy was better under lockdowns you jackass, people were thriving. What world do you live in where people are better off since we came out of lockdowns?

>>56153822
lmao everyone is profiting off of your stupidity today faggot

>retards here bought calls

Dude is really arguing for lockdowns again.

>>56153914
People were thriving because we were printing money like it was going out of style. You can't possibly be this fucking dumb

what the FUCK was that???

>>56153922
Bad: Lockdowns
Good: Money printing
Simple as.

IT'S JOEVER

IT'S OVAMA

MAKE IT STOP, JEROME PLEASE MENTION GREEN CANDLES

>there won't be any lockdowns retard. Biden would never pull lockdowns out of his ass to save government spending and the economy.

>>56153914
>The economy was better under lockdowns you jackass
we almost crashed you retard. Money printer had to brrrrr for years just to bridge the gap and this inflation is all because of those fucking retarded lockdowns.

>>56153681
>Control to camera B, pan left

>>56153918
>Tfw I tell people to buy options based off the sentiment of the general but I never play FOMC myself

>>56153923
SPY just broke trendline support, tried to reclaim it, and failed. See u at 432.

>>56153922
yes, and we could do so because lockdowns were deflationary, it was coming out of lockdowns that was the problem. how are you so fucking stupid as to not understand this?

>>56153937
And the money printing was viable because people weren't traveling everywhere for no reason at all causing record inflation.

>>56153949
I wouldn't mind another round of lockdowns. Lockdowns were comfy.

FUCK YOUR CALLS

>>56153949
Anon it was deflationary because nobody had anything to spend it on because they were still making money and just throwing it into savings. There is no fucking shot you can convince people do stay inside for rest of their lives and even then, eventually the goods people blow their money on are going to inflate anyways as the economy adjusts.

Seriously, dumbest fucking shit I've heard yet

>>56153949
you honestly believe you can shut down all productive capacity of the planet, tell those that can to wfh to do so, print the difference while hoping those who can't wfh toe the line, and sustain that indefinitely just so the democrats can win an election?

trading options is really just a game of deal or no deal except you're playing against citadel and other market makers

>>56153973
People had plenty of money during lockdown, I spent 200 dollars a month on liquor alone. You must be one of those essential worker cucks so your opinion doesn't matters since you're in the slave caste.
>>56153976
China made workers sleep in the factories for months and can do so again.

>>56153949
>>56153959
lol fucking christ, welcome to the start of the dunning kruger curve.

>maintenance of running nuclear power plants
>new fission/fusion reactor r&d
>meme wind turbines for ESG points
>supplies TSMC with essential metrology equipment for EUV lithography
>stable dividend
is there any reason not to go balls deep into Hitachi right now?

>>56153994
Gas would still be under 2 dollars a gallon if return to office mandates never happened.

>>56153981
if you bet correctly and with limited funds for short term plays you'll be fine. Invest along side long term plays in the direction of the overall market.

>>56153991
good luck out there

>>56153991
Nope, I've worked from home since
>people had plenty of money
yeah, that's the fucking point you dingus. Economy opens, rates go up, people spent all their money. We finally got the inflation. But we would have gotten there eventually because house prices were going into astronomical price territory. Inflation has been happening since 2020, you just didn't notice it

>>56154019
which is why we need to lock it down to prevent unnessicary spending like eating out and commuting. people need the means of a better life, but have to be forced down the correct path.

>>56154008
Gas prices were doomed the second biden got in. But even if trump was reelected, they still would have rose because the lockdowns started the reaction that lead to inflation.

>>56153754
There won't be a lockdown.
If there's a "next time" then they'll go for lockouts.
High barriers of entry. Only certified hominids allowed.
Papers please

>>56154007
hi-tach company

>>56154034
they would have risen sure, but not as high as they did as to become a serious issue had return to office mandates been squashed.

>>56154007
dont they make dildos?

>>56153799
Lockdowns were super fucking unpopular you colossal idiot even amongst the liberals there were grumblings about the impact it would have financially and economically and it did in fact shitdick the large population centers. The stimulus was enjoyed but ultimately nowhere near enough compared to PPP loan fraud which was rampant and oft-forgiven. The extended unemployment was unsustainable, the rent moratoriums were unsustainable, the working from home is fine and honestly more people should do it but it's still currently unsustainable due to how upside down large businesses are on leases and that's not just me saying it, it's the businesses. I do know what will happen that is deflationary so I'm not all that concerned about the future, but nobody wants or needs lockdowns from a financial standpoint. The whole of the south giving all of it the collective finger is what carried the fucking country through this shitscape of policy, even the liberals up north aren't down to do it all over again and I've seen the coof narrative chill the fuck out everywhere I've looked. It's stale cope and you need to find new cope, the market is ready for a bear market of its own making and it won't have jack shit to do with lockdowns because they broadly won't happen. The bill for a decade and a half of ZIRP has come due, and it is large, and it is going right up everyone's asses.

has nobody seriously created a new fucking thread yet

wtf jerome is tanking the market on absolutely no news

>>56153799
>deflationary lockdowns with QE,

>>56154059
Too busy laughing at mr. lockdown.

>>56154059
Fine I'll make it give me a sec

NO NEWS= PRICE DUMPS
BAD NEWS= PRICE PUMPS
GOOD NEWS= CRAB

>>56154054
>PPP loan fraud
I made a cool 400k off dems...but yeah it was a sign we're totally fucked.

>>56154073
>>56154073
>>56154073
new
>>56154073
>>56154073
>>56154073
new

>>56154054
Libtards were only against lockdowns in a performative capacity to mock and shame people who didn't want to wear a mask in the grocery store or get vaccinated, most of them have lockdown nostalgia now. There will not be any of this David Ramsey horseshit, we are not that kind of people anymore.

>>56153949
Dude go sit with your funko pops they are the only ones that love you. We accept you here on the premise that you will one day grow into notafuckhead.

>>56154054
>The bill for a decade and a half of ZIRP has come due, and it is large, and it is going right up everyone's asses.
yup. those dump enough to align themselves with and emotionally invest in a political party simply don't want it to happen on their teams watch. but all are culpable.

>>56154007
Hitachi is a solid buy, they make real goods. Won't do a lot but pays divvies and will be worth more than what you put in fifty years from now and still trading.
>>56154050
They make back massagers that people figured out make pretty good sex toys, pulled them from the market, people complained and started buying hella knockoffs, so they quietly re-released it under a different brand name so nobody knew they were selling sex toys as it might look bad on the brand. But basically yeah they make a very strong wand style massager that's perfect for getting chicks off, you've probably seen one or a derivative of one if you've jerked off in the last ten years. Vibrator is just an electric motor spinning a counterweight and that's totally their bag already baby.

>>56153673
someone farted probabl

>>56153799
>he believes his own propaganda
You know what? Just continue to sniff your own farts all the way to 2024. Lock everyone down. Burn down cities again libcuck. Do it faggot.

>>56153941
buy signal. just bc it crossed it doesnt matter theres 3 hours until after hours is over im betting it closes above im long tech but I think things are likely to head up and if im wrong I dont believe there will be a gap down or anything world destroying

>>56153976
It worked last time