/biz/ - Business & Finance

50 basis points

BOIL is down 96% in the last year.

when my CDs mature in december what rate will I be able to get? think it will get up to 6%?

SEX WITH JEANNA

Anti-BOILers are literally retarded fuckin' niggers.

>>56152037
priced OUT

>>56152049

>>56152027
Ready for a temporary pause and a giga pump. Tom Lee is Bullish for this event

NVAX bros... my bussy is destroyed

>>56152051
That's the point.

>>56152051
spy would be 460 if anyone on wall street was that confident

Yeah I think I'm going to call out sick from work today. It's cold and shitty outside.
Anyway as I said at end if previous thread you are now aware SQQQ pays a dividend. Isn't that silly. I am looking forward to fedwave with breakfast.

Who else bought $U puts

>>56152050
BOIL is Down 96% in the last year and down 80% YTD. Down 99.99% all time. It honestly makes me burst out laughing just thinking about the gaggle of self-confident retards who have convinced themselves it is a good idea to trade a leveraged commodities ETF.

>>56152050
>>56152047
>not buying the BOIL bottom for an easy 20000x bagger

>>56152074
I have puts on SQQQ.

So does powell do the powell pause into the powell pivot today?

>>56152052
You know Jerome was getting down at those Dead shows back in the day.

>>56152047
just DCA. I put 10% over every paycheck into BOIL and UVXY. going to be rich one day.

>>56152007
>Sure, and those energy equities (companies) are doing TERRIBLY for the large part. It is a high capex endeavor.
I just provided some examples that are doing amazingly well. I could also mention some refineries I hold. Most energy companies are dogshit in the same sense that most companies around the world operating in every industry are dogshit. Bad management.
High capex is not inherently bad. Semiconductors are high capex, lol.

The reason energy stocks are reasonable purchases today, last year, and particularly the year before that is really quite simple: Valuation.
A growth stock needs to grow organically at 20% perpetually to provide a 20% IRR. Some cheap overlooked commodity at 5x full-cycle earnings merely needs to pay out their profits to achieve the same.

Honestly I'm glad retards like you can't understand this. If energy stocks rerated back to 10-20x, I'd have to sell and take my one time profits and move on and find another play. Instead, I can happily compound my portfolio at higher rates indefinitely while morons like you pretend I'm holding some kind of bearish hedge.

>>56152077
>clueless nigger jibber jabber
1) it is not a long term hold financial instrument
2) last fall/winter was an insane moon due to the Russian pipeline
3) everything after that is *extreme* relativity
4) NATGAS has traded relatively low this year due to the huge glut of gas that was bought during that massive mooning, then the winter was mild, the gas went into storage leading to a storage glut
5) yet a close study of the 3 month chart shows over and over buy low sell high opportunities with holds of minutes/hours/days/weeks.
Stupid fuckin' retard niggers.

>>56152090
>>56152052
>>56152049
>>56152027

>>56152124
WTF is with her teeth not fitting in her mouth?

>>56152077
i think the schizos stare at a particular commodity chart for long enough that they eventually believe they have some sort of edge, while nothing could be further from the truth

What if "the market" seems strong because everyone who's getting laid off knows they won't make it and is just YOLOing all their savings into it because it's the only chance they have?

>>56152138
>he doesn't know about chart-staring commodities for weeks before buying to get a solid feel
>he doesn't know about waiting for a fresh dip to go all in then sell 2 days later for a 2% gain
ngmi

I'm don't want to sound overconfident but I think girls were checking me out when I was grocery shopping, they always look at me. What's the next move here financially speaking?

>>56152155
Based ex wagies giving us exit liquidity. Their sacrifice shall not be in vain (it shall).

>>56152116
Sure, you can cherry pick a few equities that have done well but the sector in general and most oil bulls in general have been slaughtered and iteratively been proven wrong. The sector is just not used for stable shareholders, but rather as a hedge. The big issue for publicly traded energy equities,is the market is discounting orderly liquidation of the sector. That’s the biggest headwind for price appreciation. Plenty of money to be made in private market deals in regards to ROI.

Anyone who has traded the oil sector equities knows this. Oil producers keep saying divi's are coming but then they issue more stock and increase debt, they need to show divi increases now for shareholders to stop fucking off. Cdn EP's have a history of over promising and under delivering.

With spot prices up so much, and equities are underperforming is the way of market sending signal to the producers don't even try to ramp up the production. To maintain the shareholder value, they have to reduce debt and do buybacks, market is saying that we can sell you out at any moment.

>The reason energy stocks are reasonable purchases today, last year, and particularly the year before that is really quite simple: Valuation.
A growth stock needs to grow organically at 20% perpetually to provide a 20% IRR. Some cheap overlooked commodity at 5x full-cycle earnings merely needs to pay out their profits to achieve the same.

You are demonstrating most people on Wall St regard energy investors as childish and why energy is pumped and dumped as a quick hedge. The ability of energy companies to pay out profits as dividends depends on their financial health and the stability of their earnings.

Why are we pumping? Did the meeting start yet?

You bought calls right anon?

>>56152176
The real schizo volatility hasn't even begun.

>>56152176
CTA positioning in bonds gonna drive a pump if they hold rates unchanged.

>>56152062
Thank god I didn't buy alot of this trash stock. Gonna cut my losses at -200+

>>56152138
Here is how you can tell most oil investors (not all) are fucking morons: they do the same thing as shitco bulls. They see line go up really fast and get strapped on for the ride.

Question for oil bulls: do you fucking morons ever consider WHY energy stocks are under-owned despite the rebound in oil prices? Pic related.


You illiterate oil chuds do not understand how capital structures work, the equity tranche namely. And we're here on /smg/ listening to these dipshits be like "HURRRRR DURRR ENERGY STOCKS ARE REASONALBE PURCHASES TODAY BECAUSE THEY ARE VALUE PICKS" holy shit i want to die. every fucking cycle we have these tards

How stupid would it be for me to buy 9/22 puts for 442 when we hit 444?

Magnificent 7 peepee poopoo

>>56152186
You've been consistently wrong for two months now.

>JUST IN - Biden launches "American Climate Corps" to mobilize young people for the "frontlines of clean energy and climate resilience."
Oilbros.... not like this...

>>56152219
Correction i haven't been posting for two months.

>>56152239
lies
>>/biz/?task=search2&search_filename=hebought.png

>>56152197
I keep an eye on things to try and hop in and ride the wave up or down but that's about the extent to which I care about oil. It either does nothing and hangs out around 90$ or it's a shitcoin and not to be trusted and there's actually nothing inbetween those two.

>>56152239
We both know that's a lie. July/August you were still telling people to long the top before you eventually gave up.

>>56152172
It's obvious that you have a huge recency bias towards the last 5-10 years, although somehow simultaneously blind to the shift that's happened in the last 2-3.

>You are demonstrating most people on Wall St regard energy investors as childish and why energy is pumped and dumped as a quick hedge. The ability of energy companies to pay out profits as dividends depends on their financial health and the stability of their earnings.
This statement is particularly hilarious in light of the 80-90% or worse declines across most of wallstreet's favorite tech stocks these past two years. Literal ponzis being dumped on retail.
There's a general market desire to pump and dump everything, because volatility is how traders make profit. You can call energy a hedge in that sense, but tech is also just a hedge against the endless flood of liquidity. Trading is not the same as investing.

>>56152239
Dude why would you lie about that, there are plenty anons posting here that remember you posting several months ago

>>56152250
>>56152257
oh shib

>>56152263
It's almost like this market is the biggest fucking bulltrap of all time and literally wouldn't still exist without pump and dumpers infesting any place that people talk about stocks.

>>56152172
Goddamn it Barani go back to writing your daily investing.com clickbait articles.

>>56152078
ETFs literally don't have a bottom because the nature of the chop is that the longterm trend is always going down, even though asset and market prices are always inflating upwards.

>>56152258
what is volatility. What is a sharpe ratio. What is a sortino. What is calmar. SHow me the risk adjusted retards of an oil / energy bull. No fucking shit the time series / recency matters.
Every time some moron says
>Tech is a ponzi scheme, the era of oil is coming back. Oil is a REAL business
Or something to that effect you know they're a fucking clueless dipshit. The vast majority of our equity indexes are tech.

Tech represents 30% of the S&P weighting while energy represents less than 10%. Oil far lower than that. Technological advancements in energy extraction and production, such as hydraulic fracturing (fracking) and horizontal drilling, have increased the supply of oil and natural gas as well.

Stop being a fucking bagholder and clinging onto an energy sector that is clearly used in times of market volatility as a market hedge.

Oil equities are grim.

>>56152088
He does nothing because he is the biggest pussy in the universe.

>>56152288
Don't tell this to BOIL fags or SOXL fags because they'll scream and shout and lose their minds. Surely it's not possible that Leveraged ETFs have decay? Right?

You must be a glowie for attacking my beloved Leveraged ETFs. The wisest investment of them all.

What news will make us dump I wonder...

>Whatever Jerome does, things will get worse in the short-term regardless.
Nice.

how much longer do i have to accumulate btc under $30k?

>>56152304
Don't forget about the long term. :^)

>>56152302
>no hike recession worries

>...but the Fed is tightening OKAY so stocks will crash.
Are they bobo?

>>56152320
What did FED mean by this? Is 2% inflation no longer a goal?

powell time

>>56152288
I was joking

>>56152323
2-3% is now the "range" the plebs will have to settle on

So the market is going to be real calm until the belly flop of mr Powell disturbs the peace?

JEROME PLEASE TAKE MY BUSSY

>>56152336
First time? Or just retarded?

>>56152027
please GOD let it be real that she lurks here

Lol, gets some layers and mousse, bitch

>>56152336

>>56152336
Nothing.

>>56152348
Both?

Generational cup and handle forming
2 decades of hedgie naked shorts about to explode. Billionaires will be minted.

>>56152289
>all this cope
>my ratios!!
lmao. It must really frustrate you to know that you're underperforming an oil baron.

It's been 3 years and you still can't admit you're wrong. I've been posting about VIST publicly for most of that time - feel free to check the archives.
Perhaps the next 5 will change your mind..
Sadly, by the time you realize how wrong you are, it will likely be too late. The moment some retard like you buys oil stocks as a value bet is the moment I know the top is truly in.

TO THE WINDOW
TO THE WALL
TIL SWEAT DROP DOWN MY BALLS

>>56152027
wen Jeanna????

>>56152273
Lifes a pump and dump man. I never met my dad.

>>56152394
2:30pm eastern

>>56152394
God, remember when she took all those central bankerfags to task in Portugal? Muh fuckin dik.

a little wednesday afternoon wager
lets go bears

>>56152375

>>56152384
Nobody gives a shit that you, some random 4channer, found an oil equity that has had good returns to shareholders over the years.
Most oil equities are NOT like that. Most are dogshit. Most of the time, oil equities only go up when exogenous market circumstances, like market beta, induces a bid for these companies.

Oil production is difficult to ramp up and difficult to ramp down. Demand can quickly outpace supply but supply can also quickly outpace demand. If we truly are headed for a recession, crude will drop hard. At which point there is little to no profit in oil. It is a very risky in that regard.

when fomc decision?

>>56152375
that does not look like a shorted stock

>>56152417
2pm eastern
speech at 2:30

>>56152402

>>56152375
awww someone got a little too excited about the new gamestop movie

Retard here about to buy VWCE, thoughts?

>>56152375
I have family who works at this company. hopefully their equity is doing well. This family member just got promoted too.

>>56152289
Yo dis tech baggot BIG MAD

By virtue of being alive, we're all short consumer staples.

Imagine typing out more than "lol your a fag" in your arguments in /smg/.

>>56152426
so it gets announced before the speech?

>>56152452
Based chinks feeding the good food to your livestock. That's how you know the meat is good.

>>56152453
thats what a faggot would say. got em

>>56152452
I have a huge nut collection, still, and somewhere in the woods to live rent free. By the time I'm short everyone else will be half dead.

Bros, fellas, guys, mates, homies, brethren. I have found the ultimate ETF. BEHOLD
>Woman CEO ETF.
>an etf entirely made of woman run companies

>>56152457
yes my fragile newfriend

>>56152471
Now you're gettin it!

>don't forget... you my number one customer

ok gamblers, do I all in on 9/29 18.5 SOXL puts
442 9/22 SPY puts
or 9/22 447 SPY calls

>>56152474
oh no..

>>56152453
>YOU VILL NOT DIZCUSS ZINGS FREELY!!!
also
your a fag

>>56152474
>the perfect short opportunity doesn't exi-

>>56152487
aaaaah hahahahahahahahaha

>>56152473
Very... based portfolio, anon.

>>56152487
fuck women, literally and figuratively
simple as

>>56152487
Talk about a pay gap amirite

>>56152493
You guys learn quickly.

>>56152452
The labrador had 2! He fuckin dropped his first and left in on the ground and another one ate it.

>>56152509
https://youtu.be/EAqNdMMSAbE?si=Fwof3unVB9ysQSmC

>>56152486
i'm in the 440 9/22s

Warning to all glowies, data miners, fed members, banksters. If they pause i'm buying. I don't care what they say or signal

>>56152548
If they pause there won't be anything worth buying in a year. At minimum it needs to be 25 bepis and a "yeah we might pause if necessary moving forward but more hikes might be required". The single only reason I haven't fucked off to a cabin in the woods with my shotgun and my dog is the fed actually started raising rates and telling people to eat shit and die which is their fucking job.

I’m ready

>>56152413
>Nobody gives a shit that you, some random 4channer, found an oil equity that has had good returns to shareholders over the years.
I'm pretty happy with the money I've made. I give much less of a shit about your retarded opinions than that money I've made. There is some tiny care though, in as much that I would love to see this general succeed. Morons like you sadly block the path to gains. The reality is that everyone in this general could've gotten rich off oil/coal these past few years, but instead most of you just churn a breakeven portfolio or remain broke throwing away your monthly gambling funds on trash like BOIL, low probability options plays, and whatever profitless tech pump becomes the meme of the month. I get that most companies are dogshit, most oil companies especially, but you seem to struggle comprehending that you can just... Not buy the dogshit?

A recession will hit useless SAAS products harder than any physical products this time around. There's a lot of bloat there and a lot of hope that it'll just magically resolve. Many companies were wounded in the stimmy bubble collapse, but have not yet fully died. We're now seeing a second wave of SPACs/IPOs as VCs try to silently escape.
The 2020 covid lockdown was the most extreme bearish event possible for oil producers, and a few of them did go bankrupt. For the most part, debt issues have largely been resolved since then due to inflation and it's unlikely such a negative outcome will reoccur for the foreseeable future. Naturally, oil pricing is cyclical but that is priced into the valuation. There's also an implication that oil has a short life before green energy transition. I'm not sure why this is so difficult for you to understand. Semiconductors just put in a massive cyclical bottom and yet the stocks trade near highs. Cyclicality is not inherently bearish long term. As long as a company survives and exceeds the pain of the lows with gains during the good years, profits will be made.

>>56152563
the current rate is not restrictive the economy is still growing. the only way that they can slow it is if they jack it up to 7-10%. volker is required

>>56152563
God you people are so fucking dumb

>>56152509
he didn't like it and thought the others must have something different if they get so exited about that crap. I know that because I'm the same.

>>56152548
Imagine going to school for years and years to get a master's degree in behavioral psychology, only to get a job posting government talking points for corrupt old money politicians on a cartoon frog forum. What a fucking loser lmao. If that were my life, I would probably kms.

>>56152589
I'm not reading any of that. Just going to laugh at the BOIL chart. -99.99% all time.

>>56152589
I have to wonder what you think people are going to replace the energy/industrial feedstock from oil with.

it was revealed to me in a dream that I will make money today

>No qt GF to discuss monetary policy with
Whoever married Jeanna has no idea how lucky they are

you maggots aint slurping reits

do you remember when these events were exciting

>>56152613
>master's degree in behavioral psychology
only a fucking idiot would get such a worthless degree

>>56152628
In this commercial bubble?

>>56152592
I don't give a shit about slowing growth, I give a shit about keeping inflation from being just a meme and making cheeseburgers cost two dollars more to actually being the end of all things. Rate hikes were needed. More hikes are needed but they have to go slow about it to keep people from shitting their pants and dumping the whole market. The ideal thing to do would be to boiling frog the markets with rates so they all start figuring out they need to get the fuck out on their own. The dumb ones get cooked.
>>56152593
>bro nah just go back to ZIRP and another 15 years of 0% rates
Please run into traffic naked with your eyes closed.

>be poorfag
>sorry anon for the good of the market you cant sell till tomorrow because ur dumb and gay
Ive never heard a good argument for the pattern day trade rule that also wouldnt apply to larger accounts

>>56152633
Criminology? Political science? Grievance studies? Enlighten us.

Pre-FOMC JPow stomping the market anthem!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7lIshZFVgg

>>56152613
I have a psych degree. Where do I get such a job

The nanosecond I buy my calls qe fuc>>56152571
king dump hardcore

>>56152654
I think you have to also be involved in ritual child sacrifice to be eligible.

>>56152648
>not having money=no financial literacy
>having money=assumed financial literacy
Imagine if the average person could honestly get fleeced harder than they already do. We would have bread lines for days

>>56152645
if they hold the rate, you are losing on 5% 1-year bonds and equities will outperform. midwits are in t-bills right now. They are paying record high rates but it's still not high enough. I wouldn't consider paper until short term rates are around 7-8%

ABANDON SHIP!

>>56152530
good one

>>56152659
>here we goooooo

The Monkeys Begin Howling.

The Baboon Runs Back To His Cave.

What the FUCK just happened

>>56152648
It's entirely to fuck people over under the guise of protecting them but there is some small argument to be made that there needs to be a barrier to entry to daytrade. You're 13x more likely to walk out of a casino having made a profit than you are to make a profit daytrading and the less trades you make the better you do statistically. I still think it's absolute bullshit and they should just have a big fuck-off "click here if you understand you're going to lose everything" waiver but I get why it exists. I do think they could at least double the number of trades it'd take to hit PDT that way people could do it a little bit.

>>56152453
THIS, you fucking faggots
now I'm gonna go back ro reddit to post politically correct opinions

>Dump before the meeting even starts
Gigapump confirmed, buy calls
Reverse this advice is we recover

>daddy needs me a new pair of dice

>>56152702
>do the opposite of what I say unless I am wrong
Understood and commands executed

>>56152622
I don't really think there will be any meaningful transition for the forseeable future, but that is part of the narrative that drives pricing. In truth, the failure of that narrative is part of the bull case for energy investments in general.
However, it's also possible something truly revolutionary is uncovered. Shale itself was a small innovation.

>>56152614
I'll interpret this shitpost as you conceding the debate.

>>56152649
Math Engineering Medical Finance etc. only the good shit. otherwise go get a job at UPS or join the UAW you will make more money with no degree

reminder to fade the first move after the minutes are released

You faggots are too retarded for BOIL and any faggot that reports posts for racism is a fuckin' faggot.
RETARD FUCKIN' FAGGOTS.
I say all the time that sure BOIL, being a leveraged ETF, has decay, and that
IT
IS
NOT
A
LONG
TERM
HOLD
FINANCIAL
INSTRUMENT
and guess what...
that does *absolutely fucking zero to diminish it being an incredibly BASED financial instrument that is a MONEY MACHINE when used properly, and often even just *luckily* (like for BOIL KANG).
Over and over and over I tell people to trade using the THREE MOONTH CHART to find their bearings on when to buy/sell, in addition, of course, to NATGAS seasonal and projection curve data.
RETARD FUCKIN' _______.
>IDIOT WIND
>BLOWIN' EVERY TIME YOU MOVE YOUR MOUTH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex05XUddWMk

>>56152728
BOIL is down 99.99% all time. Lol. Down 80% YTD. Lol. Cope.

>>56152714
Recover before the meeting I mean

MOO MOOOO PLEASEEEE

>>56152645
>just go back to ZIRP and another 15 years of 0% rates
That's EXACTLY what is going to happen you dumb motherfucker but okay enjoy losing

>>56152721
>reminder to fade the first move after the minutes are released
No one here is new to this, everyone knows the real nigga hours start when JPow speaks.

my body is ready

i have no idea what i'm doing

>>56152745
>That's EXACTLY what is going to happen
In five to ten years once we've stagflated the fallout from the last time away, sure. Until then? Well I just hope you trade according to your own investment thesis because it'll be very funny and please do provide regular portfolio updates to validate your thesis.

FOMC FOMC FOMC FOMC FOMC FOMC FOMC FOMC FOMC FOMC FOMC FOMC FOMC FOMC FOMC FOMC FOMC FOMC FOMC FOMC FOMC FOMC FOMC FOMC FOMC FOMC FOMC FOMC FOMC FOMC FOMC FOMC FOMC FOMC FOMC

>>56152728
You can write all this cope, but BOIL kang definitely considered it a long term buy and hold. Then we warned him about the summer contango and lack of real catalysts. Then he ignored us. Then it declined 70% between Feb and May.
If you really want to trade natural gas futures, just trade the futures. BOIL is a retard trap that makes me laugh every time I see it.

>>56152763
>TLT puts
No TMV?

>>56152764
"Long volatility."

Gonna hit 445 before jpow comes on

>>56152764
Just be fast enough and you can make money

>>56152453
This, keep arguments short, insult and filter.

>>56152774
i dont touch any of those leverage products. just dont trust em

>DG bouncing back in the afternoon
Heh. Nothing personnel, kiddos. You think being down $5,600 matters to me? That's only 7% of my portfolio down the toilet. I'm not suffering at all.
Heh.

5 minutes smg. Place your bets. Im saying he holds.

>>56152764
Every time I do this I get confused at when I should sell one and keep the other until that one bounces back.

>>56152474
Shorting this to the ground

>>56152789
I still think he might hike.

>>56152766
I'm up 90% ytd so I think I'll stick with my strategy which heavily involves inversing idiots like you

>>56152789
Hold.
Dot plot kept the same.

>>56152664
>>56152692

>day trade? Too risky! You might lose $500 on the trade!

>10k in 0DTEs? Good luck!

Nah find a better excuse. It’s a boomer law to prevent a run on brokerages/help them keep cash on hand since people with 25k+ accounts aren’t going all in every single trade whereas a person with a 10k account probably does.

>>56152789
One more hike. Fuck y'all's calls

fed finna pause
do what you will with that information

>>56152770
Yeah, like I said right there in all of that NON COPE, some retards get lucky sometimes despite being clueless as to how to operate it. Hell, once I started learning it I even tried to tell him and he just tarded out.

>>56152664
>slower to react to news
>its for your own protection
Wewlad

>>56152789
holds, says one more hike this year.

I'm a bull what decision is the good one....

no rate hike.

>>56152810
no change is bullish
only dump is if we raise rates

>>56152770
BUT, I am also very grateful to you and the others who woke *me* up to how retarded he was and that there was essential shit to learn about trading it. All of that was as crucial to me as him turning me onto it to begin with.

>Prepare your anus mumu

500 bepis

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

LET'S FUCKING GO


VOLATILITY DRAMA ALERT

WTFWT

>>56152824
No more realestate companies.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This just in!
>bepis

Repeat after me
HIGHER FOR LONGER

>the Committee decided to maintain the target range for the federal funds rate at 5-1/4 to 5-1/2 percent.

Fed Interest Rate Decision 5.50% 5.50% 5.50%

the very MOMENT it turns 2 the market dumps lmao the bulls are so fucking scared. no confidence at all

Bullrun october screenshot bloody

There's literally nothing worth selling over lmfao

>2024 end of year target rate: 5.10% from 4.6% in June

No cuts next year

I'm gonna cry

RATES UNCHANGED
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HOly SHIT THEY DID THE THING
THAT MOST PEOPLE THOUGHT THEY WOULD
ITS ALL OVER NOW AHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHHH

>>56152854
HIGHER
FOR
LONGER

SAVED SAVED SAVED SAVED SAVED SAVED SAVED SAVED SAVED SAVED SAVED SAVED SAVED SAVED SAVED SAVED SAVED SAVED SAVED SAVED SAVED SAVED

l o l

>>56152876
our queen has spoken

>Eggflation continues

>no hike
>fed is afraid

>>56152637
which bubble would that be

>unchanged
WHY ARE WE DUMPING

>>56152878
>when treasuries spike like a shitcoin

HOLD

IT'S GONNA PUMP YOU NIGGERS, STOP SELLING AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>>56152887
Remember all the other times when it dumped and then mooned?

LONGER
O
N
G
E
R

>>56152876
>will raise rates in november so that they can dump the market in december
A week ago everything was 100 degrees around here and I was dying of the heat. Now it's like 75 degrees and I'm cold.

SPY -0.18%

wow the rigged economy is going up now, Great.

And here I was hoping they would just raise rates to 10% just to FUCK over all the parasitic debt holders

>>56152878
oH SHIT.

that faggot tripfag baggie was wrong again.
no rate hike, we continue the crab.

BUY CALLS BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

>>56152887
The word uncertainty was used 47 times in the 17 pages.

QRD on the statement? my puts are way up but I'm busy at work

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Yall panicking over what was seen coming from miles away.

>unchanged

His comments are going to be fucking heat rounds I bet.

hey fellas what's the news?

>>56152898
HIGHER
I
G
H
E
R

It all depends on the color of Powell's tie in 20 minutes
>red - pump
>blue - dump
>purple - crab

>>56152918
We're surprised though.

>>56152027
>I'm just not gonna sit on the back row, I know, I KNOW, I'm sorry! I'm just not gonna sit there is all tee hee hee

Retail bears are calling it a "hawkish pause" lmfao they simply cannot keep their narrative straight. They see foregone conclusions and then draw their own bullseyes to say "see it was bearish all along!!!" like a bunch of middle schoolers

im new to the stock market. what does "unchanged" mean for us.

>>56152931
>someone gets to rim her fart hole every time when she gets off from work

its not fair

>>56152931
>It's over

>>56152925
>Green - Dump
>Yellow - pump
>Brown - Dump

Here's how it's gonna go
>we anticipate one more rate hike will be appropriate before EOY (confirmed)
>looking into 2024, it's clear our mission to stamp out inflation will likely require further hikes in 2024
>I cannot comment on additional cuts right now given the data we have today, and continue to be a data driven process
>nasdump
easiest trade of my fucking life

>JPOW SPEECH LEAKED
JPOW SPEECH LEAKED
>JPOW SPEECH LEAKED
JPOW SPEECH LEAKED
>JPOW SPEECH LEAKED
JPOW SPEECH LEAKED

Good evening. We remain strongly committed bringing down inflation to our goal of 2%. To achieve that goal we project higher for longer rates.

>>56152027
What is happening? Why the dump

I WAS TOLD THERE WOULD BE BULL MARKET

>>56152939
we inherit the Nikkei market for a 30 year long crab cycle

>>56152925
Please no. This asshole is probably coming out on a mic to say things to make this dump have a reversal.
Also how do we place bets on the color of his tie? This could have potential.

>>56152949

2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2% 2%

>>56152937
Market crashes when the fed cuts you retarded zoomer nigger.

its over for me we might end up to where we were EOD if we are lucky

you got this jayrome take us home

BUY 0DTE CALLS RIGHT?

IS IT A BULL? IS IT A BEAR? NO, IT IS A PAUSE!

LET'S FUCKING GO

PUMP EET JEROME

i just buyed a call

>>56152957
I fear this more than an outright depression, our demographics are absolute shit not east asia tier but bad enough we can get to that point. Especially when our youth are all wiggers or brown.

dammit I wanted a surprised 100bps hike

i boughted fcx

NEED A LINK
RISE IT JERRY RISEE IT

>>56152986
>I wanted a surprised 100bps hike
who surprised it?

>>56152958
It's the only reliable indicator

>>56152887
Because core inflation was higher than it should have been and rates should have been raised really.

>>56152986
my schizo take is the only reason they haven't jacked it up too bad yet is because the biden admin is weighing on him. There's no reason we shouldn't have gotten a 75BPS hike to get us into the 6% territory this time around other than the economy is clearly heaving and they don't need anymore bad publicity

I want Jeanna to finger my asshole, beat me up and then scream at me with her annoying voice

>official account puts her in thumbnail
>get a fuckton more views

HIGHER
FOR
L
O
N
G
E
R

Jerome is a weak faggot. He has no bepis.

JPOW SAVE ME PLEEEEEEEEASE

Mi cara cuando

they still have rate cuts in 2024 fucking clown show $100 oil is guaranteed unless you think they are the reason behind the recent pump by secretly refilling the SPR and they are going to dump to bring it back down. this is why im not long oil

WHO STOPPED THE PUMP?

I need a bigger move you clowns.

>>56153002
Too many bears keep giving bulls warnings so they had to pull the okey-doke, from here on out I'm going full retard permabull LINE GONGO UP! shitposting here until the market finally takes the shit it's needed to take for years.

>>56153010
BASED

None of this matters if you play the long game. Go for a run, read a few pages of Goethe and reflect on where you want to be in 10 years lads and enjoy a cold beer. Obsession is a sure path to self destruction.

>>56153033
she cute, low key would

>>56153024
Jim Brandon dgaf about refilling the SPR at this point

>>56153010
>>56153033
and she's grabbing the mic lel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wx1rpfF__E4

>>56153007
>her annoying voice
kys

>dat gdp revision
say it with me /smg/
4
MORE
YEARS

Today no questions. He'll speak for 5 mins and walk out like Biden

>>56152939
Means fucking nothing and everything is gay

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE IM FINANCIALLY HEEMED YOU CAN TAKE EVERYTHING YOU WANT BUT YOU AINT GONNA GET IT FROM ME

https://www.federalreserve.gov/videos.htm

Just went to the grocery store: what did I miss?

>>56153067
proud of you anon

>listen to Jerome wave
>chillin
>watching my calls getting annihilated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjgB9PjQt6Q

The most reliable leading indicator

>>56153072
bidenomics are working, chud

>>56153072
based balldeep

Jpow comes on
*looks at the market*
Yeah.... THAT happened

>>56153072
>Higher price means growth
>Why?
>It just means it, nobody is buying on lower prices

>>56153072
Keynes would be proud

>>56153072
Actually that's true, if you think about it on a depper level.

few understand

-1700 I still have far to go

>>56153100
By this metric was weimar more rich than than venezuela is ?

higher for langerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>inflation went up when they paused rated
>they are pausing rate hikes further

>JUST IN: Federal Reserve says they don't see a recession until at least 2027.

>>56153117
yeah I kind of figured 3-4% would be sticky as hell but they're clearly backed into a corner with the economy about to capsizes due to personal debt. I really didn't think student loan repayments would do too much but now I'm not so sure things will be fine by October. I might push my put out to December

Today will finally be a noncrabby green day. Thank you sir Powell in advance.

Feeling a sharp pain in my bepis

>>56152155
>implying retail makes an appreciable impact on anything
I would say there's a growing class of wagies, almost exclusively men, working and living at home with zero expenses, so they just throw everything into investments in some vain hope of improvement in the future.

CNBC put this caption in RED
not financial advice

Baking...

>fed sees above neutral rates through 2026
So above 2-4% through 2026?

Cant wait to hear about the nigger employment rate

>>56153139
I hear guitar riffs coming from over the hills

FIRST ROW!!!!!!!!!

BROS HE'S ACTIVATING THE GLIZZY OVERDRIVE

>>56153138
Deep *blood* red...

>>56153145
>Woaaoohh...

>>56153081
WE MOON BOYS

>>56153077
I placed one short on every company in spy

>>56153081
DOVE
O
V
E

BUY MOTHERFUCKERS

>FUCK YOUR PUTS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBQ_KG4kpHQ
IM CRASHINGGGGGGGG

Purple tie. Pack it up boys. It's crab time.

https://youtu.be/4cn_woPvjQI?feature=shared
>taps mic
>ahem

>>56153130
>student debt starts next month
>auto loans are bigger than student now
>pic related
>our interest on the debt is at a record high and its all refinancing from its original 0-1% to now 5%
I would say student debt doesn't matter but consumer spending is 70% of our economy and personal savings are at a record low already, with credit card debt at record highs

basically we tried to keep this free ride going as long as possible and now we're taking the easy way out which is inflating it all the way

BUT
the US dollar is at record lows for central bank reserves as well
it was much easier to shrug off inflation when 70-80% of all bonds/bills were american dollars but now its only 58%

and that doesn't count the massive increases to hold, we're close to going under 50%

WTF IS HE READING FROM AN APPLE (WHATEVER THAT IS) !?

scam pump

>switched from paper to ipad

yawn

APPLE STOCK GOING UP, WT F AAA

>>56153175
grim

FED said no recession until 2027!!! HOLY SHIT....

That means recession is near.

BULLISH FOR AAPL

>>56153178
BRO HAS THE IPAD OUT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CHUDS
OUR RESPONSE?

>>56153178
It’s right there on the tv

Based Powell saving my apple bags

OH BOBOOOOOOOOOOO

>>56153081
He's already acting dovish lmao

it's our time soon

>>56153197
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>>56153197

CAM ON JEROME, SCORE SOME FAHKIN' HIKES

>>56152985
we're in a worse position than asia, we're on the verge of a south africa-tier loss of skills and competency over the next few decades, largely due to shifting demographics but also in part due to incredibly short-sighted corporate policies like refusing to train anybody ever and boomers staying in their job until they're 77 so nobody ever moves up the corporate ladder until it's too late and shit hits the fan where you're suddenly doing the work of five people despite being entry level

AND THATS A GOOD THING

I have 10,000$ to invest. What tickets should I look at for maximum gain?

>>56153659
tickers
UR
MOMS
MUFF