/biz/ - Business & Finance

wow sure am glad I am heavily invested in this up and coming super star business :^)

>fully remote

This is unironically the only major FUD point remaining.
Get those wagies back in the office Sergey!

>>56151617
Imagine the number of LINKs they have to sell every month to pay salaries. Kek

>>56151617
These lists are always paid for. They’re dumping on us to buy “best place to work” spots

>>56151666
yes, that's precisely what they're doing

that's 529 yearly salaries that are paid for by the bag holders

>>56151617
>ranked 20 in most loved workplaces in America
Can someone please explain to me how this "company" has not received a letter from the SEC yet? America doesn't let scams run on our soil like the rest of the world. Gary isn't going to overlook this.

>>56151918
>>56151642
How many roasties did you guys pay for?

>>56151999
They probably have and that fat autist russian mumbled something about oracles and how it's "in the works technology" not knowing five years later and nothing to show for it, they will run out of funds like all tech scams. That blonde bitch that made up the blood company or whatever carried for seven, I figure a few more years. Remember, Sergey is actually a russian citizen and can just flee there and his banking his setup through the caymen's, ironically, linkers will never see the day they get their money back, at all. I only wish death on every paid pajeet that permanently shit this board up for years.

>>56152006
I do not own even one (1) chainlink token. but the baggies have paid HR roastie salaries for years

>>56152038
So why are browsing chainlink forums then?

>>56152132
kill yourself retard

>>56151918
and people really wonder why Sergei dumps on baggies
Chainlink has no real revenue other than dumping on baggies. HR airheads aren't going to pay themselves

>>56152153
why? it's a good question

>>56152006
528 lmao

>LOOK LE EBIN BASED JIM SIMMONS PILLED FINTECH COMPANY

>>56151642
>>56151666
>>56151918
Wow, Chainlink must be lucky to have one of the richest baggies who are willing to pay hundreds of millions of dollars every single day, huh? Really makes you think.

>>56151617
>workplaces in America
it's on the cayman islands

>>56151617
>more employees than all crypto protocols (excl. exchanges)
>still not top 5
if i was a stinky i would unironically kms

Why did jannies ban me for asking if sergey was drunk?

>>56152268
employees get paid through the New York office under
SmartContract Inc
1250 Broadway
FL 36
New York
NY 10001

>>56152282
https://www.davincivirtual.com/loc/us/new-york/new-york-city-virtual-offices/facility-3598

for only $73 a month, you could live there as well

>>56152307
what can i say, we invested in a scam...

>all these 1pbtid seething
Lmao

>>56152322
>t. 1pbtid

>>56152317
if you want some of your money back, you could apply for a comfy remote job at chainlink labs where you do nothing at all just like ~500 colleagues. you can even keep your current job, it's the /biz/ dream

poor niggers kek, all working for a promise, I'd rather be a kava baggie than a stinkie nigger faggot

>>56152365
Lame ass movie, 2/10

>>56152365
This is literally where Kevin James's career went downhill kek

>>56151617
Baggie, are you coping? Cope harder baggie... you're not coping hard enough
Are you seething baggie? Seethe, cope, dilate... Gargle even

>>56152365
Your cosmos piece of garbage will never be as good as link faggot

>>56151617
Yeah getting paid $200k per year to make posts like yours would feel pretty good

>>56152180
>anon thinks this entire board is for his delusional erc20 token, a literal shitcoin

imagine actually holding this xrp-lite after last cycle
embarrassing

>>56151628
They do have offices in NYC, SF and a few other cities, also in Europe and Asia.

>>56151918
>tfw I invested in an onlyfans without even realizing it nor having any hot pictures for it
Better going to new ATH or I'm going postal

>>56152404
it kinda is. Its literally why youre here.

>>56151617
this is a big win for chainlink's HR department! stacy, michelle and courtney have really earned that one, congrats!!

https://craft.co/chainlink/human-capital
It says here they only have 453 as of September 1st 2023. Did they lay off 70 people recently?

>>56152365
>kava baggie
I don't think about you at all

529 employees for a json parser api aggregator

disgusting
i could do the same with 3-4 well motivated pajeets

>>56152882
>https://craft.co/chainlink/human-capital
I would put more merit on the news week link since it was retweeted by chainlink.

>>56153011
>disgusting
>i could do the same with 3-4 well motivated pajeets
So do it? Let us know how it goes

>>56153011
>>56152222
>>56151999
>>56151666
Look at all these based FUD digits. Link has lost the favor of Kek for hiring browns and roasties

What do they do all day?

is there a way I can just mail them a check for my next donation? I don't want them to have to waste money on transaction fees converting back to USD to pay employees

>>56152756
no not why Im here but might as well laugh at baggies while I am. kek baggies
did you buy at $50?

>>56153129
Are you retarded?

>>56153208
Ya thats why youre back again. Get on your knees and suck my dick bitch.

>>56151918
theres some chink boomer who constantly posts lame ass chainlink updates in our local Taipei blockchain LINE group. he's a full time employee of chainlink, i think his title is "Taiwan chainlink ambassador" he knows nobody, he's literally a hermit and every 2 months he'll post some spam about chainlink that everyone ignores. baggies are paying this twats salary!

>>56151666
Think Chainlinks numbers might be legit, considering they have around 500 employed recruiters who probably answer the questionnaire with the specific intend to make their job easier (hiring other recruiters).

Every modern female is on the pill. With 529 employees it's safe to say there must be at least 200 women on Chainlink payroll. Assuming a modern female has sex at least 3 times a week, that's 600 weekly or 2600 monthly cum deposits, directly into their fertile wombs. You must remember, these are all college educated, 25 year old women in their prime breeding age, not some 50 year old Karens. An average women's salary must be around 120k USD a year at Sergey's harem.

To dispel the fud, the token is absolutely needed, as one token ($6 give or take) pays for 120000 / 12 / 6 / 2600 ~= 0.6 creampie. A creampie deposited, I assure you, not by a LINk bagholder.

>>56153588
^^^ imagine having to live with this freak fucking hell

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