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hello i will buy one SFH for reasonable price please

First for OIL

CART bros...

>shorted unity at the bottom
Gonna kms

>>56143887
you failed

mega caps have mathematically pulled back enough for the SPY to test 460. Imagine the sheer ass hurt from bears if we rally and break above 450 this week. 440 held so the 450 test is next

what did the fed say?

>>56143905
They said they'll come back and say something tomorrow

>>56143898
I hope Bobo goes all in on puts. I will be heem posting all day tomorrow as we rally

I love new threads. No one knows who am and all of my sins are forgiven.

>>56143897
i spent too long finding a picture. however i think it is essential to communicate how comfy i am as an energy investor

>>56143927
I flip from bobo to mumu and vice versa

>>56143911
Here's your put bro.

>>56143892
I told you people NOT TO GET INTO THAT!

>>56143905
ding-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding

>>56143927
No, you're still held guilty for being a NO BOIL NIGGER.

>>56143927
I like new threads because nobody remembers what I said in the last one too.

new chart just dropped

>>56143905
they said ur mom's muff still needs some more fluff

why is the market going up?

>>56143973
it's probably position covering ahead of tmrw. I expect a doji day with crazy vol tmrw.

Does it make sense to average down on an option if it is down a bit?

NIO chads……fuck

>>56143982
never average down, only up. If you're averaging down, it means your idea is wrong so far.

>>56143978
So we're hard dipping tomorrow too?

Unity is getting rid of their lowest priced option which will piss the small time developers and their retarded decision was made to distract from this fact. How do I profit off of this and make this known?

If you have not been trading the 1 and 5 minute charts of ARM since IPO we are not the same

>>56143987
I see

After how much increase would it make sense not to average up

Bros what's going on with markets, its all dumping

Hi , how was the FOMC meeting?

We are down today, is this the start of a downtrend? I smell blood in the water, nobody can afford homes,cars,debt or anything. Shits fucked, big time. Are we ready to come back down to earth fellas?

>>56144005
Trump called the Jews out on their bull shit.

>>56143944
Alright which one of you NIGGERS front ran me?

>>56143995
I talked about this a few threads ago, but leap puts would be your best option in my opinion. They're not going to die in the near-term because they just guaranteed an assload of revenue, it's going to take at least another quarter if not two to see them really start to die from devs and studios refusing to use their engine and challenging their retroactively applied fee structure in court. Anyone buying near-term puts is going to get fucked right up the asshole on them because clownworld dictates a clown market.

>>56144010
>is this the start
Probably
>smell blood in the water
so does everyone with a brain, this is the biggest bull trap of all time
>shit's fucked
probably gonna be a decently bad correction instead of a full retard crash but it's going to feel like a crash regardless
>Are we ready to come back down?
Nah, it'll really kick off bigly in about a month. Until then bulls will keep getting jerked off by fake rallies before the castrating band gets put in place when they're not looking. After that it's just a few weeks until their nuts fall off like the line dropping precipitously.

>>56144023
I'm pretty sure they already walked back their retarded decision to go through their real decision under the radar

>>56144041
I'm on team soft landing, any pull back should be bought on sight, and those who believe this is the start of a bear market will be the ones who get the fuck.

>>56144003
If you bought calls, ideally you want to wait until price stops falling and confirms to be reversing going your way. Otherwise, you're really just guessing/hoping imo.

>>56144050
This is how you know Baggie loves the Anons of this general. He knows that people here inverse him, so he's saying the opposite of what he knows to be true and best for their own good.

>>56143984
GUH

>>56144085
That's not my intentions. My intention is to get everybody to join team soft landing #StongerTogether #SoftLanding #SPYCalls

Long Commerical Real Estate

It's always an oil top when the doomers start screaming about $200 oil. Never fails me.

>>56144046
The real decision is still the retarded decision of charging per install with a cap of 4% of revenue of the game over its lifetime, meaning payments stop until more units are sold. It's still a shitty deal and nobody in game development is going to sign off on it, especially after they just watched Unity fuck everyone that was using their engine. Everyone wants a one-time deal upfront for using an engine with maybe some bonuses paid out if certain sales numbers are hit, what Unity tried to do is basically telling every game studio on earth that if they use their product to make their own game then they are forfeiting the right to negotiate pricing for having done so. Even if it was the greatest damn engine ever made companies would balk and walk away because of that. They'll die because of this misstep but it will take some time and won't happen until everyone here forgets about it.
>>56144050
It really all depends on how things are handled. I could see a soft landing if the fed decided to kill everyone alive by putting rates back at zero percent so it's not impossible.

bond baggies heemed

Good afternoon. I hate the Fed.

>those 5 minute candles

The market is literally cumming. 2:30 0DTE Reddit boys all in calls let’s get this bitch to 445

>>56144001
How much did you gain and were you long-only?

>Commercial traders are trending more bearish
>Retail/non-commercial traders are trending more bullish

What did they mean by this?

>>56144147
with WW3 around the corner, do you really thing there's a future for gayming anyway?

>>56144168
There will be no total war in any Western country other than civil war.

>>56144166
retails=baggie ?

What no-news caused the intraday pump?

>>56144168
>WWIII around the corner
I genuinely cannot tell if you're just trolling or if you seriously think that will happen. Either way it means the messaging is working, everyone believes there will be a war the same way everyone believes the markets will continue to go up. Both are fallacious beliefs from fellatious individuals.

>>56144179
today has to be a doji

>>56144171
>zelenski and the hohols running out of bodies
>twinks currently defenseless from the chinks
>the cartels in mexico have their sights on annexing texas and southern california
>unrest in the middle east at unprecedented levels with iran 2 weeks away from their first nuclear weapons test
>germany undermining all of western europe again
the deck is stacked on the side of total war

All in on NIO NOW.

it's over, short MRNA

Roblox is a steal

>>56144214
did uncle Joe stop footing the bill for boosters?

>>56144214
>$200
>Nightmare
Anyway, that's plain retarded to get that shit anyway.

>>56144214
>>56144228
Weren't the contracts signed for a couple of decades time?

>>56144166
>What did they mean by this?

>>56144209
Alright you have to be trolling if you're putting the cartels up as being a real threat compared to the US military. That's a bug on the windshield scenario if there ever was one.

>>56144214
Long NVAX

>>56144214
>8 boosters later morons only realize they've been had after seeing a bill
Lol, lmao even
Their immune systems are fucked for what's coming(the seasonal flu)

Oil? Oil.

>>56144209
>>zelenski and the hohols running out of bodies
Ok. No one cares.
>>twinks currently defenseless from the chinks
This is the only thing that could remotely cause something but it's been going on for almost 50 years at least and it's not happening.
>>the cartels in mexico have their sights on annexing texas and southern california
They already have. No one cares except the retards who had investments in those states.
>>unrest in the middle east at unprecedented levels with iran 2 weeks away from their first nuclear weapons test
Yeah we're definitely fighting another war for Israel in just two more weeks. Who do you think will volunteer for that? The fucking Mexican immigrants?
>>germany undermining all of western europe again
An army of Euroboomers will march over there in two more weeks.

>>56144222
...if by 'steal' you mean 'short', that is

>>56143887
STRAIGHT
TO
ZERO
BIDEN SMASH

>>56143978
That would be actually fun so I expect it to be down 100 points at open, then up 70 points, then down 50 points, then crab up 20 points.

I've had it up to heck with this

>>56144010
i know if the interest rate gets raised again, im going to default.

>>56144163
I don’t talk to the cops

I shorted the bottom again... how should i cope guys?

>>56144228
That was months ago. Maybe even at start of year he said hes not buying any more.

>>56144329
>Vaxxmania dies because people can't/won't throw down $200

>>56144243
The chinks have sleeper cells all over the country and will knock out the grid day 1, it's going to be a gorilla conflict to force the united states to devote resources to the homeland so they can't be used in other places retard.

>>56144322
time in the markets > trying to time the markets
DCA into index funds.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>56144329
wait so uncle joe is literally killing people? what about vaccines being a human right?

>>56144228
im gonna im gonna boooost

>>56144345
human rights ends when it suddenly costs the consumer money.

>>56144332
Well yeah but what happens when they get to the electrified moats full of hungry gar or the shark-throwing gorillas with laser eyes on the perimeter? That's gonna be a sumbitchin blood bath, make custers last stand look like a mugger getting blasted with a forty-four.

>>56144311
have you tried invoosting instead of goombling?
YOU GOT TO KNOW WHEN TO HOLD EM
KNOW WHEN TO FOLD EM
KNOW WHEN TO WALK AWAY
KNOW WHEN TO RUN

>>56144363
What's going to happen to the vaccine workers? I thought they were essential?

>>56144371
Realizing that investment is a pain in the fucking ass.

>>56144322
Next time wait for confirmation before shorting at support

>>56144391
>setting up automatic DCA into index funds is a pain in the ass
can't get much lazier than that.

>2020: we'll give you free donuts & literally pay you to take the vaxx
>2023: that'll be $200

>>56144405
Bro, this isn't a situation where you walk away, this is one of those ones where you're supposed to run.

>>56144405
That's investing. Realizing an investment means finding a buyer for what you have.

>>56144332
>sleeper cells all over the country and will knock out the grid day 1, it's going to be a gorilla conflict
US govt can just allow citizens to shoot asians on sight, no questions asked. Chinks cant disguise being chinks so they will be swiftly decimated.

>>56144444
I like asian qts a million times more than I like ZOG
Really shit plan

>>56144146
>oil
>top
>anytime soon

>>56144444
but what about my gookfu? I mean I can tell her apart from other asian women, but what about people who can't?

>>56144422
CHECKED trips into dubs of yep.
>>56144423
>it's so hard to find buyers for Vanguard index funds

>>56144460
hide her in the attic

its so over

>>56144444
Nice get

>>56144460
We literally had camps for them before, if you're going full retard then there's no half-retard measures after the fact.

>>56144476
We're so back

Why is Uranium tanking so fucking hard today

how do I stop myself from cutting winners too early? I'm trading 0-3 DTE SPY long options btw. I bought at the session lows and then took profit at 3%, I coulda woulda shoulda made some real loot today

So what is jerome going to say about the united auto worker terrorists tomorrow

>>56144513
>Remove initial investment
>let the profits ride

>>56144513
daily 3% gains isn't that bad, almost keeps up with inflation

>>56144476
>>56144500

Short tech, buy INTC

I don't know if I can keep going through this

>>56144519
Can't Biden just tell them to eat a dick like the rail workers?

INTC baggies what happened

>>56144512
I trimmed position last week, but also every other big move from uranium in the last 2 years had retests before hitting an ultimate peak.

>>56144564
buy the dip sell in few days

>>56144534
>>56144532
>daily 3% gains
well its 3% of 1% of my total portfolio. I don't risk the entire bag. In my case I risk $1 to make $0.03. IDK how to trade with the risk $1 to make $2 mentality. I dont have a strategy for that.

>>56144513
>how do I stop myself from cutting winners too early?
With 0DTEs there's no such thing.

>>56144565
Makes sense, I just started to finally pay attention to it like two weeks ago lol

Uranium ticker Dnn bros. I don't feel so good. Down 400$

>>56144610
I'm shorting DNN right now. Feels good.

>>56144610
>he bought after that run up

Lmao

>>56144610
>literal parabolic memestock gains
>anon buys in
Please be joking

>>56144590
that's my thought on it too, but sometimes it hurts when I took a $0.15 per contract gain but had I held strong i coulda woulda shoulda made $1.50 per contract which would be a really great daily haul. But im just so risk averse and hate the feeling of missing out on a gain when its there. I've been heemed by greed too many times and now im scarred and wont let winners ride at all

>>56144635
You could have also not paid your car insurance and gotten away with it for a few months.

Lmfao there is unironically no fucking reason for semis to ALL take a shit like this. See you when SOXL hits 50 by the end of the year and bears are all flabbergasted that they once again bet against one of the only meaningful sectors

are you ready?

>>56144664
UNCH on the day

>>56144635
You could have left a gold bar out in the middle of the sidewalk in a niggerhood and it still be there in the morning.

>>56144654
i hear ya, im just complaining and imagining an extra 0 on the end of my profits today

TLT TO NEW LOWS

Uhhh WTFWT?

>>56144663
>tech is everything

>AAPL, META, TSLA
I KNEEL.

>>56144682
is the happening closing flat on the day?

>>56143873
Oil bros, how we feeling? I bought $10k of VDE at $40 and am collecting over 10% dividends on it but looking at the all time chart this is the third time it's ever been at this level and the past two times it quickly plunged down. Wondering if I should sell at a 3x win or just keep enjoying the fat dividends regardless of what the price does in the future.

>>56144697
A classic prank!

>>56144674
i'll take the other side of that trade

Step 1 you made your cell phone cost the most
You beat your chest and proudly boast
Despite no good new updates
You make a bunch of shitty advertisements we dont care about
Then ignore our need to make phone calls on our wagie budgets
Dont make it cheap like jeetdroids
Used titanium which I dont need
Now your getting your ass kicked by worst koreans and chinks
I'll just keep using my motorola
Hope this song has helped you understand
How you killed steve jobs profits
Tim cook yeah you know best
Except you didn't listen to satanya posters on /g/

>>56144674
>>56144716
I'm giving it 10 to 1 odds that gold brick is still there, and the only reason I'm giving it odds at all is they might be afraid to touch it in case it belongs to someone that would kill them over it. Same way they don't fuck with cash drop cars for people moving weight because it's a good way to be force fed your genitals and get folded into a barrel.

>>56144716
I have your same tendency, I miss out on lots of BOIL gains due to over cautious early selling and even not buying when I think it will go lower but it doesn't. It also saves me from lots of losses so I reckon it winds up balanced overall.

>>56144703
Feels like time to sell all my oil positions. WTI pumping from $80 to $90 while most oil stocks peak and flatline. Usually pretty bearish indication of the future trend.

UVXY

>>56144733
Then there's the portion who won't even realize the value of it and might even think it's just plastic (even if they pick it up and can feel the weight). But all it takes is that *one*, and odds are there will be more than plenty contenders from the total population!

I added more FEB VIX 55c bros

>>56144733
>10 to 1 odds that gold brick is still there
>MMs mispriced the IV
>let me run it through black scholes
>yep just as I suspected should be 10 to 1 the other way
>places bearish bet
what city are you basing your analysis on? the fentanyl junkies will steal any and everything in my city

>>56144739
>It also saves me from lots of losses so I reckon it winds up balanced overall
i reckon you are right. sometimes just need to hear it from someone else

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>56144749
Yeah but the weight could fuck you too because a real gold brick is incredibly heavy what with being one atom off of lead and all. If we're talking a right proper brick of gold like what you'd see on a cart getting moved around at fort knox that motherfucker weighs about 60lbs and is going to smash the hell out of the first person that tries to move its fingers. They would be likely to think it's fake and get pissed off and leave, not many people in da hood know the finer points of telling real gold from fake. Or did you never sell gold-plated chains to people to make a dollar?

Fuck now I actually want this to be a real prop bet that happens.

>>56144774
-1.69%

>>56144774
I-I am up $31.89 anon

>>56144774
+0.02

>>56144774
Just end it for me

>>56144774

>>56144774
not worth opening my account.

Why did LLAP dump like hell after these news? Please explain I'm dumb

>Terran Orbital Corporation (NYSE: LLAP) (“Terran Orbital” or the “Company”), a global leader in satellite-based solutions primarily serving the aerospace and defense industries, today announced the pricing of its previously announced public offering of 23,214,290 shares of its common stock (or common stock equivalents in lieu thereof) and warrants to purchase up to 23,214,290 shares of common stock, at a combined public offering price of $1.40 per share (or common stock equivalent in lieu thereof) and accompanying warrant. The warrants have an exercise price of $1.50 per share, are immediately exercisable, and will expire five years following the date of issuance. The offering is expected to close on or about September 21, 2023, subject to the satisfaction of customary closing conditions.

Jerome Powell is going to come out at 3pm and say, "Hello everybody. Sorry for the late start, I had to introduce Jeanna to our monetary policies, if you know what I mean. So here's the situation. I keep telling the faggots running the federal government you're spending too much money, and its creating high inflation, so we're raising the rate another 50 basis points, and we will continue to monitor the situation. The war in the ukraine and the auto workers strike is bringing uncertainty to the markets, so we went with a 50 basis point hike instead of the full 100 point hike we were going to do. Also I wanted to say, fuck niggers, fuck joe biden, and fuck jannies. Now if you'll excuse me I'm late for my round of golf."

>>56144801
Holy fuck your 3 month gains are the size of my whole IRA.

>>56144774
+9.96%
-51.46 YTD

>>56144807
dilution retard. the existing shares are now worth less because there are more shares in existence. it's like when the federal reserve prints 10 trillion dollars the purchasing power of the existing dollars goes down because there are now more dollars.

>>56144774
+0.40% breddy boring

>>56144774
+1.83% but overall a pretty boring day, green is better than red though

>>56144809
the higher figures are a trip

>>56144774

How the fuck do I get robinhood to not exercise my 0dtes at 2:30 PM CST?

What the fuck. Id have made a fortune.

>>56144774

>>56144839
what's the point of having two dozen positions when all of them are a few dozen dollars each?

>>56144846
What are you talking about? At 4:30 Eastern you either exercise them or you lose all your money.
If you didn't like that you should have sold them while the market was open.

What's wrong with wh*te wo*en?

>>56144854
Diversification.

>>56144846
First step is to transfer your money to a real broker.
Second step is to uninstall the RH app.

>>56144863
No way.

>>56144858
Thats an hour later, big dumb dumb.

I wanted the 2nd half of power hour to explode my position which it would have.

>>56144867
why are you diversifying pocket change?

>>56144846
They auto-close options on expiry day thirty minutes before market close half so they can guarantee liquidity for it while letting you hold the losses and half because they're owned and operated by the largest market maker and like to fuck over retail out of their money because they can see all the options they're holding through robinhood. Or did you think getting to trade commission-less options without anywhere near the capital required to get approved on a real broker was free?

>>56144872
As if a real broker wouldnt pull that bull shit

>>56144877
It's all I have ;-:

I'm gonna be really fuckin' pissed if the trips I got earlier don't get checked btw

>>56144774
Nothing happened across all my tickers. Still waiting on ally to eat shit.

>>56144888
big bags of diabeetus
checked

>>56144459
Saudis and ruskis are not selling oil and usa is out of stock

>>56144888
They'd be more likely to fuck you on a stop loss or play the opposite side of their customers trades. Getting fucked on options is a uniquely robinhood thing and they get away with it because nobody can trade options otherwise unless they have the money and experience to get approved for it with a real broker. If I've gotta write out all the ways people can get fucked in the markets they're gonna need to raise the character cap on posts in this place.

>>56144888
If you don't like the answer, that's your loss. Enjoy getting more of that 3:30 rugpull autosell into fat bid/ask spreads.

>>56144774
-.67%

>>56144905
>obody can trade options otherwise unless they have the money and experience to get approved for it with a real broker.
I'm pretty sure TD Ameritrade approved me with zero years of experience and $2k.

>>56144863
>Traduire la post

>>56144891
I see. I wish you success but I encourage you to consider whether you need that level of diversification when your net worth is so small. Look at your 'folio and see if you can optimize it better, I'd do that myself.

I hope ymi

Spy=die

>>56144922
About half of it is in bonds and cash right now, after this month I'm going to focus on energy, index funds and brk-b.

>>56144863
That's a man

>>56144863
Taylor Swift ran out of white men willing to date her that she'd also be willing to date, I think something is wrong with her instead of her 23 previous boyfriends.

>>56144512
Uranium is down slightly today, I would hardly say it's tanking so hard. the overall market was red and uranium has a high beta. Get out of the trade if you can't handle it nigga

>>56144917
Exception that proves the rule and that's still 2k more than the average robinhood investor has to put up as collateral to get approved. To not even get into market conditions being different than when you got approved versus trying to get approved now. I'm not saying robinhood is complete and utter shit, it's a godsend for people that want to play options without enough money and it has made me money, but nothing in life is free and part of paying for getting to trade options when you wouldn't be approved elsewhere is getting auto closed half an hour before expiry at market close.

>>56144937
Ah so you're part of /qashqang/
Sounds like a solid plan. If you want to play it safe on the energy side, focus on the alpha quality names. But in case you're feeling braver, some of the high beta SMIDs are a decent speculation right now especially in the Canadian markets. For example BIR, they're barely breaking even at these natgas prices and funding their egregious dividend with their credit revolver right now (lmao), an absolutely unsustainable business if AECO stays below C$3. But if North American natgas prices go up a lot on the other hand... It's not a bad speculative position to take if you think NA natty is heading into a structural deficit what with all the LNG exports ramping up, or if you want to just play it shorter term while betting on a cold winter.

>>56144950
Tay-tay doesn't make money unless she makes songs about boys breaking up with her and sucking before she writes a song about how maybe it's her and she's ready for love again. It's a cycle and one she'll follow until it no longer sells or she's no longer relevant, and it's made her one of the biggest artists in the world along the way. She probably just fucks whoever she wants to and has a nice drawer full of toys, everything else is a farce, and I'd bet my portfolio on that being the truth given she's a 4chan shitposter at her core so at best she leans femcel.

what the fuck, Canada has trans mountains now? Trudeau always has to be at the forefront of progressivism

>>56145002
i could've fixed her, but now she's a nigger lover and completely irredeemable.

>TTOOTARDS

>>56145002
big music is prepping for her downfall where she gets addicted to crack from her abusive nigger boyfriend so she can be the white whitney houston

>>56145010
my CNQ shares are ready. Although recently the Trans Mountain expansion project has hit a bit of a snag. But it'll sort itself out in time.

I bought DFS at 88.03. I bought MBUU at 47 something. Tomorrow I will buy more MP (avg is 20.18). Any objections?

>>56145021
imagine being bearish on a miracle sepsis testing panel

>>56144863
got a thing for English men hasn't she?

>>56144774
Yes, today the markets made some numbers change (-$1,545.21). But what it did not change IS MY RESOLVE.
>>56144809
I can't even remember this feel.

Mumus btfo 5ever

>>56144774
-0.20% / $88.75. Kind of flat again but overall mostly red.

>>56144774
>How did it go today anon?

Slept all day. didn't even bother to do any trading

>>56145088
how do you hold something 15% down and not realize you were wrong directionally a long time ago. I would say 5% at the very maximum

standard day

Crox maximalism will set you free.

>>56145124
>15% down
anon I was holding 65% down. Now, at that point, I had two options:
>sell the bottom and lock in losses, then pivot to SPXS and lose even more
or
>buy the bottom and keep buying as long as I'm still below my cost basis
So unless your prediction is that the market is never, ever, going to go up again, I'm doing the logically correct thing. Also I get to sell 29 covered calls.

NRGU to 470
NRGD to 225

Next month's target- 620

What's the /smg/ equivalent of pic related

>>56144791
What are you even doing with your life.

>>56145088
You are back! Didn't you have the chance to sell end of july without loss? I remember your +200k position getting less and less red.

>>56145211
Looks like hes doing ok

>no futures

So we are going up tomorrow right?

>>56145155
>the market is never, ever, going to go up again
Perhaps not the best thesis when dealing with the decay that goes along with 3x ETFs.

>Elon Musk’s SpaceX is filing a lawsuit against the US Government, according to a suit filed in Texas on Friday. SpaceX claims that the government’s administrative case accusing the rocket and satellite company of refusing to hire refugees and asylees violates the Constitution.

OOOH NOOO THAT SUCKS HAHA

>>56145206

TENB and CIBR bros wwa?

>>56145252
thanks for fueling my energy gains as of late, Total

>>56145218
It came really close to being green but still below my cost basis, pic related blue line is the cost basis and red line is roughly a chart of SPXL (purchase price as each purchase). Well that's fine, I'll just keep accumulating.
>>56145240
>decay
I assure you, I have read the prospectus and all of the dire warnings about decay, and none have changed my mind. In a different window of time, I'm beating the S&P500 by more than 2x. I am a patient and well-funded man.

>>56145242
They should sue GM and Ford for not hiring illegals while these UAW faggots aren't showing up to work.

>>56145256
I was going to say that Arnold doesn't belong in that pic since he's not in the same ballpark of wealth, but then I thought about it and Rothschild doesn't belong in that pic because Buffet and Arnold are self made whereas he just inherited the world

>>56145252
I'm glad I found this place so news like this goes from being nonsense to the funniest fucking thing I've read in the last month.

>>56145140
Malibu boats better

>>56145267
>In a different window of time, I'm beating the S&P500 by more than 2x
As in on a day to day basis? Kek

>>56145268
We should sue you for being retarded.

>>56145294
>he hasn't figured out it's all just trolling
Sounds like a counter suit would be in order

>>56145290
1-year return.

>>56145294
I should sue you for defamation.

1) buy IPO at open
2) sell at close
3) ???????
4) profit

Microsoft announces 10.3% dividend raise. Yet again divichads keep winning. Yet again low starting yield-high dividend growth is the superior long term investment vehicle. This brings my yield on cost for Microsoft to nearly 3%. That will be 6% in another 3 years

>>56145271
>Buffet
>self made

>>56145320
thats cause they are a jeet boomer value company now. no longer a "growth" tech business that deserves a premium valuation. Not My Problem.

>>56145271
>Buffet
>Self made
ZOOMIES LEAVE!

>>56145336
How many people started investing in the 50's and are worth billions now?

>>56145320
>Microsoft announces 10.3% dividend raise.
Because they're actively torching all of their profitable products and don't want people divesting.

>>56145337
They’ve been increasing dividends for a long time now. The share price has also benefited from massive growth. Kneel to us divvy chads

>>56145355
> Because they're actively torching all of their profitable products
Such as? Also are you implying they haven’t been raising their dividend over 10% yearly for the last decade?

Another day. Ate a self made turkey and cheese wrap for lunch. Walked outside a bit. Napped at my desk during the afternoon. Responded to a few e-mails after I woke up. Now I'm home doing nothing till bed time.

>>56145368
They're not doing great in the gaming sector even if on paper they're doing alright. People are getting tired of every release from their studio being ESG garbage with a gold flake spray paint coat on top. Gaming as a whole is due for a crash, when it happens who knows. Probably right around when tech doesn't have to prop up the markets anymore or sales just drop so hard it's no longer a choice to hold it off. They've made other missteps, chief amongst them being how they've handled the windows 11 launch (the command to make a local account is bypassNRO, how fucking blatant can you get) and how they've gotten lazy and have basically no quality standards for anything on gamepass because it makes them monthly revenue to again, prop up their books.

Being a divvy chad is awesome. Ignoring everything else is not, and MSFT having to raise their divvy to stave off divestment is not as bullish as it appears.

>>56145356
There are better dividend stocks with similar growth rates higher yield and cheaper valuations than boomersoft

>>56145406
Gaming makes up a paltry percentage of their overall revenue.
> MSFT having to raise their divvy to stave off divestment is not as bullish as it appears
Why do you keep ignoring the fact that they’ve been raising dividends for the past decade?

So you're saying PSFE has a chance...

>>56145406
Windows 11 is a flop. Honestly dreading it when in 2025 I gotta "upgrade" from 10. (My computer don't meet the minimum reqs for 11, which is bullshit, so I'll have to use uh a 3rd party tool for the job)

Why doesn't governor Whitmer just call in the national guard to break up the strike? Sending in some armed soldiers should help convince the rioters to go back to work.

>>56145440
>so I'll have to use uh a 3rd party tool for the job
I will never understand why people don't just run eg SUSE or PopOS at that point. Like you're already doing more work and research than it takes to run a more friendly OS, you might as well use one that isn't actively fucking you over.

>>56145317
>buy IPO at open
Therein lies the problem. Usually gets insta halted and that’s where the majority of the gains are from.

>>56145420
Name them. (So I can invest)

>>56145420
Yep I also invest in Costco and United healthcare

>>56145463
Lockheed

“Cushing inventories fell by another large 2.564 million barrels after falling 2.417 million barrels last week, leaving just over 22 million barrels in Cushing.”

>>56144846
Sauce on the chick?

>>56144846
I can't stop looking at this webm.

>>56145440
LTSC doesn't have this problem.

>>56144878
>without anywhere near the capital required to get approved on a real broker was free?
Pretentious bullshit, I got approved for everything besides naked calls without depositing anything on TDA. I think tastyworks and IBKR is the same. You're probably an infidelity faggot that's used to getting cucked.

Just woke up, what did I miss? I seem to have $4.85 less than yesterday.

>>56145680
Everyone waiting on Powell and the FED

Give me the rundown on both TTOO and BOIL, is the latter worth buying now or will it fall further?

>>56145267
>I'm beating the S&P500 by more than 2x
Shit, I'm doing that with in and out BOIL trades lasting days to a few weeks at most, with my cash getting 4.9% daily accrued, monthly paid in between while awaiting buy ins after sell offs.

>>56145735
BTW, the actuality is even better than that but I'm using 2 accounts and dumping cash gains from the other into my personal so that doesn't show up in the gains/loss formulation.

>>56145724
My bet/guess/assumption is it will dip further.

First for SOFI

anons how do i go about starting a prop trading firm that doesn't outright steal from zoomers? Or should I just make one that does steal from them?

>>56145797
Seek the LORD GOD Almighty before you become a nigger.

Alright anons what happens tomorrow? Im contrarian faggot so I say a hike.

If JPow pauses while speaking about 2% targets and similar shit like Japan has been doing for a year now oil will continue pumping hard.

>>56145797
What?

>>56145772
And when will it for up, what do you think it will be worth?

>>56145807
you are right that's why i want to make one that doesn't steal from the zoomies through slippage and non-payment and other nefarious practices
>>56145829
>when a financial institution trades financial instruments using its own money rather than client funds
interesting. I'm talking about the prop trading firms that zoomies pay a few hundred dollars to participate in a "challenge" where they get a demo account and have to try and make x% profit by y date in order to not fail the challenge and move to the next step. But since its a demo account with no limit orders the zoomies get fucked with horrible slippage on order execution so its harder for them to be profitable so the firm can keep the zoomie's nonrefundable fee and not have to pay them out anything.

>>56145820
I remember this game. I got the PS2 and HD remaster versions. Good times.

>>56145820
>Im contrarian faggot so I say a hike
it'll be an absolute bloodbath for the fed funds futures traders if they hike. Are you trading fed funds futures anon?

Guy in the last thread taught me about how the SPR caverns work and why they can't fully be drained, thanks man.

>>56143943
Me too, wonder how many here are feds from pol just fucking off when they’re supposed to be shilling.

>made $250 on a scalp play today
>paid $400 to a laborer who stretched the carpets in my house
>don't feel like cooking dinner
im thinking MCD for dinner bros

What did 10Y mean by this (going to new highs)?

>>56145856
Don't know but if I had to guess on a reasonably safe number I'd say it will see $75 again. Everything might change if suddenly recession gets declared or some other wild macro shit. If you invest heavily into it without personally putting in the observation, experimentation, and education time then you're fucking retarded but might get lucky anyway like BOIL KANG did.

>>56145919
How? That's interesting

>>56145933
Kek. be sure to check your order before you leave. The MCD's here have a tendency to fuck them up. Even though there's hardly no one in line at the time they still manage to turn say an order of 4 double cheeseburgers into a quarter pounder w/cheese & fries by the time your at the pickup window. So I have to park in front, go inside, then have the correct order given to me.

>>56145252
I definitely think its because the french government asked them to so they dont have shortages in winter. Unless theyre just bidding it up without any intention of actually buying it.

Whoever runs nightshirt usury sucks

We got too cocky, mousesisters

>1 day trade PDT rule
>missing out on a huge SPY dump
>shorted SPY at the bottom like a retard
>quickly realized it was building liquidity to go higher
>sold my $150 put with no loss
>SPY rockets up the rest of day
>realize if I took the equal value long I would’ve turned $150 into $2k
fucking hell I need to stop playing into fomo and wait for patterns to play out

Is it worth it to put money into a roth IRA in his climate or is the market going to crash and I will lose everything? I make minimum wage and dont have a lot of extra cash

>>56145969
See >>56143863. Basically if it's fully drained, then the lack of liquid in the cavern compromises the structural integrity. But we can't just pump in water to replace the oil and fully drain the reserves because then we'd be stuck with 180 million gallons of toxic wastewater once we wanted to swap it with new oil reserves. So if we ever seriously need to drain the SPR then it's a one and done, the facilities are basically destroyed if they're fully emptied.

It's very interesting. I had no idea that the SPR were actual places, much less four giant salt caverns deep underground. I always thought it was just a technical name for a distributed series of storage tanks and surplus barrels throughout the country.

>>56146073
If you are going to be waging for the rest of your life you can put your money in an S and P 500 ETF in a roth at any time. The market will have time to correct by the time you make withdrawals.
But good lord stop working for minimum wage. Stop it.

>>56146098
>But good lord stop working for minimum wage. Stop it.
I have a criminal history and I am a minority

>>56146109
oh

>>56144146
there was a dedicated oil general on /biz/ yesterday, it doesn't get more bearish than that

>>56146068
>shorting spy

>>56143911
I'm just curious but, what would cause us to rally

>>56146068
Switch to a cash account and no PDT, can't trade unsettled funds but options settle in one day. Trade your account in proportions that allow for multiple trades per day. OR, stop fucking with options and do INVOOSTING before you have no money left.

This has not been enlightening

Kek INTC baggies

I just did a long put on SLM and NAVI w student loans due next month. And before you ask yes I was dropped on my head, and I ate wax chips off the gym floor ama.

>>56146073
DO IT

BOIL has gone through a to the penny breakeven arc thus far today.

>>56146139
What’s the bullish case for FOMC tomorrow now that we’ve been consistently trending lower?
>>56146160
I’ve turned sub-$200 0dte contracts into thousands that had to be quickly day traded, can’t do that with cash. Didn’t even lose money with my trade today whereas I would’ve had I been trapped waiting for it to settle

>>56146109
You can probably get hired on as a righand in the oilfield. I worked with quite a few parolees on the rig.

>>56146210
Makes sense, hopefully you can keep it up till you reach that 25+.

>>56146073
Stock investments are volatile. If you need the money in the next 1-2 years then do not use it to buy stocks. If you don't need the money in the next 1-2 years then stocks are a good investment.

If you don't know anything about picking stocks (be honest with yourself here) then follow >>56146098 and put it in a market index with low fees like SPY and set it up to reinvest its dividends in itself.

If the market crashes so hard that SPY disintegrates then you are going to have bigger and more immediate problems than your disappearing retirement account, like a nuclear war or an asteroid strike or something.

>>56146210
Betting and futures markets say there will be a pause. I'm not so sure why they think that.

>>56146253
>If the market crashes so hard that SPY disintegrates then you are going to have bigger and more immediate problems than your disappearing retirement account, like a nuclear war or an asteroid strike or something.
Most of the sane bears don't think that will happen. We just think it won't keep going up like what happened in Japan.

>>56144001
Yeah, I was until I got dumped on and am now bagholding and hoping we stay above $50 by next month's expiration. The $50 strike calls have a healthy premium,

>>56145983
>be sure to check your order before you leave
How did you predict the future bro. There were only 3 people in line before me and they had all 3 of us pull forward to wait for our meals. And then they forgot my mcnuggies so I had to get out of the car and go inside and ask for them. They did give me a medium fry instead of a small fry so at least I got that going for me

>>56146255
Even with a pause it’s not unthinkable that jpow might have a hawkish press conference with inflation ticking higher the past two CPI reports

>>56146283
Demand that they have corporate deliver a McFlurry to your house for the dissatisfaction of your expected meal.

/biz/ used to be full of crypto, online business and real estate threads, but now it's just a barren wasteland of frogposting. Even pajeets only come on to shill around 6 AM american time, otherwise they're not even here.

>>56146324
>dissatisfaction
I was pretty dissatisfied that I had to go inside. But they gave me fresh fries with a perfect amount of salt and grease so I munched on those on the way home.

is it over?

>>56145933
>57 KB JPG>made $250 on a scalp play today
>>paid $400 to a laborer who stretched the carpets in my house
Literally my life.

>TTOO approved
>dumps
SELL
THE
NEWS

>>56146387
As long as the female broker allows margin loans it'll be ok fren

>>56146390

>3 hamburgers with big Mac sauce
>6 piece mcnuggies with BBQ sauce
>Medium fry with lots of ketchup
>Large high C
Still have 1 more hamburger to eat but I'm breddy full. Debating on crushing it now or saving it for dessert in 1 hour after my body rejects all the fast food it just took in. What do?

>>56146414

>>56146407
>>56146380
>makes OTM calls on a fucking memestock
>can't make my whole post because it's 'spam' and I have no idea what word set the trigger off
Based and redpilled.

>>56146390
the company needs to announce contract money next

>>56146352
It's retardation distillation. The bulk retards got boiled off and it's down to a more light retard vapor that will be condensing. Only those who know the way of the BOIL will make it.

>>56146477
>>56146477

>>56145909
Who does this?