/biz/ - Business & Finance

1st for FUCK BAGGIE

On literally no news whatsoever

>Canada's inflation rate increases to 4%
How do we profit from this?

Computer turn on XLE

This is already the worst /smg/ ever

Uranium bros did we get too cocky? Anyone else getting nervous? I think we better dump everything and go all in on solar panels who else is with me?

I might actually have multiple green days in a row for once!

Too late to buy spy puts?

I'm starting to think I'm ngmi

>>56142107
Smuggle cheese over the border, when you sell it instead of converting their monopoly money to dollars use it to pay NEETs to make pins for you and sell them on Amazon.

>>56142099
Ohh... theres data

Bros i bought 5k worth of NIO shares, Ticker: NIO literally a few days ago.
Gib copium pls

>>56142128
Second group must be those who can’t count

>>56142112
>Uranium
There's no macro case for it yet. Just wait until the green agenda kills the European economy and they have no other choice other than to go full nuclear. Until then it's going nowhere unironically. All the cunts shilling it on Twitter are the slimiest kikes on that platform.

Azerbaijan now at war against Armenia (again)

>>56142136
Are you okay? Why did you decide to do that?

>>56142136
auto industry?

>>56142150
I thought it might pump with the Q3 sales

>>56142136
NIO is swapping debts with lower interest rates.
Issuing Senior notes is NOT issuing more stock
Chinese Govt is offering low interest rates.
Real Estate crisis made Chinese
Govt to notify all their banks to drop interest rates.
NIO is taking advantage of it by swapping lower interest loans.

It's known as refinancing

NIO did this back in 2019.

AMD did this in 2018, 2019.

>>56142138
it was niggers, thanks for playing

Talk me out of buying SBB-B.ST, a Swedish real estate company.
The most shorted company on the Stockholm stock exchange
Huge euro denominated debts that spiraled out of control as the SEK fell combined with interest rate hikes.
Wasted tons of money on dividends it couldn't afford
Former CEO still owns a lot of shares through his indebted investment company and will probably be forced to sell them.
Share price way down from 70 SEK to 3.2 SEK

I'm thinking it might have bottomed here.

Uptrend gone
Down trend now

>>56142128
Is the second group’s line written in black text or something

Im still holding on to Tesla with the idea of selling it by 2030

>>56142136
I'm not even an anti china shill and that was a retarded move. Maybe you can expect a 2x in 10-15 years? I guess? Either way the domestic EV market isn't going to let a bunch of Chinese product flood the market.

G_DDAMN FUCKING MEXICANS!!!!!!! THE BAKERS WERE ON STRIKE!!!! REEEEE!!!!!!!

INTEREST IS UP
AND THE STOOKS MARKET'S DOWN
ONLY GET MUGGED
IF YOU GO DOWN TOWN

>>56142138
Ohhh... mumu I'm kidding. There is no data. Probably just need liquidity for all the buyers out there living the dream in this utopian panacea of industry, innovation and "Progress"

I love the Jews now. Rosh HaShana-Yom Kippur best week ever

>>56142164
It's a bad time to buy anything related to China. It's a good time to think about shorting anything related to China.

>>56142175
>>56142136
HAHAHAHA they're selling Chinese EVs for almost 3x the corolla MSRP.
Nah that's garbage.

WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH THE AMERICAN ECONOMY? MILLIONS ARE STARVING. STOP SELLING AND STOP DANCING

>>56142202
Are you imlying (((they))) are responsible for this selloff?

NVDA <420 waiting room is open.

>>56142171
>Market value around 9 billion Swedish crowns, 81 billion crowns of debt (15% maturing within a year).
>Credit rating downgraded to junk
>Forced to cancel dividends
>scrap share issue
>founder resigned
>property crisis in Sweden, home prices down 20% since 2022
>Expected 3 billion Swedish crown loss in Q2
>Under investigation by Swedish financial authority
No, this is a good idea anon

>>56142216
No American citizens are starving in the US. Anyone starving here is either extremely retarded or illegal (or a child of one of those two.)

>>56142216
>Millions are starving
Until I start seeing thin people on the street I won't believe you.

>>56142185
Love in a small hick city
Only thing to do is smoke weed and his titties
Get addicted to drugs and can’t find a woman
That’s ok cuz momma’s underwear smells good

The bear case for traditional automobile companies is so fucking retarded.

>duude we're in a recession no one is buying cars anymore
yee cause that will surely last forever

>duuuude gasoline cars will be dead within the next 5 years no one will buy them climate change my dude
not gonna happen whatever "carbon neutral" targets the jews in charge set they will always end up pushing them back, it's not realistic to go full electric in such a short time

>duuuude tesla and other startups are doing ELECTRIC they will kill traditional auto makers
this is by far the most retarded take of all, literally implying companies with hundreds of billions in assets and the best and brightest engineers in the business can't make electric cars or something
i'll bet my fucking left nut when all is said and done the number 1,2 and 3 electric car manufacturers will be some boring ass companies everyone knows like volkswagen or toyota
i'll be shocked if a single meme electric car startup ever amounts to anything in the long run

just build a position in all the major auto makers since they're all dirt cheap and you'll be glad in 10 years.

>>56142136

You can write 50 Options a week to other retards that think like you did. You can move up the hierarchy a little and learn from this experience.

dont lose all your profit or wet your pants when tomorrow is a +2% day, virgin bears. Market wants to price in a hawkish fed for whatever reason, so be it. The probability of a -4% down week at 14 volatility is 0.0431%. Those are your odds we dumped Friday, Monday, today, AND tomorrow. With a dollar that has been green for literally 9 weeks straight, and yields which are for some reason still elevated despite the dogshit 2008-esque econ/housing data that just came out

market is FINALLY treating powell like volcker. Too bad for them he is and always was a bitch, tomorrow we rally

>>56142216
at least 1/2 of Americans have more stored calories than dollars. economically speaking obesity is doing well.

>>56142236
You've got 2 choices.

Get off oil.

Watch the world end.

So there's really only one choice in this matter. Lets make some popcorn.

I don't feel so good.

>>56142236
If you limit it to just American auto manufacturers though it makes sense.
I wouldn't put money on anyone other than Toyota.

>>56142249
oil is not going away in the next 100 years you are fucking delusional if you think otherwise

>>56142249
It doesn't matter what any of us do if postmodernist baggits like you are limp wristed with china.

>>56142275
Haven't you seen the policies these liberal jews have voted for in states like commiefornia and other democrat shitholes? No more internal combustion engines by next year.

>>56142235
it don't know if it's a man
it don't know ifi it's a woman
hit it with some bombs
from tha Northrop Gruman
(ticker NOC)

WE SAY GRACE
WE SAY MA'AM (to actual women with actual vaginas)
IF YOU AIN'T INTO THAT
WE DON'T GIVE A DAAAAAAAAAMN

>>56142249
You're fucking retarded.
You have two choices:

watch the world end.

Keep using oil and hang all the niggers.

>>56142290
oil might go away for consoomer normies in the west in the next few decades, but for industry as a whole going electric is a fucking pipedream

oil literally makes the world go round you'd be back to preindustrial times if you tried to get rid of it in industry

>>56142228
But it looks so cheap! Surely it can't go down even more, can it?

>>56142249
>>56142275
>get off oil
Tell the shipping industry they can't keep being faggots and force them to install catalytic converters and you have eliminated 40% of all greenhouse gas emissions in one fell swoop. Tell industry to quit being faggots and threaten to yank their tax breaks if they don't start giving a shit and you've easily got another 10% reduction in emissions. I am an average asshole on the internet and I can slash emissions worldwide in half without touching the end user being able to use a traditional automobile. Regular people contribute negligibly to global warming and it's a farce to say otherwise.

>>56142319
We should go back to tall ships.

btw when this board/reddit/twitter/normies start talking about oil and energy and all of a sudden everybody is an "energy investor", you know its a sell signal. Same exact shit happened last time energy rallied

and retards havent been in commodities so they dont know that if shit actually slows down, oil can drop 35% in a MONTH. it's not your boomer stock that caps out at a 3% loss a week. Hope you know what you're doing chasing that thing at the precipice of a recession

>>56142229
Illegals don’t starve lol
They’ve got some of the highest obesity rates

>>56142275
Idk about 100, the kikes are trying very hard to push the green agenda and force people to go EV. So yeah it's not going anywhere in the next 2 decades.

>>56142328
>and retards havent been in commodities so they dont know that if shit actually slows down, oil can drop 35% in a MONTH. it's not your boomer stock that caps out at a 3% loss a week. Hope you know what you're doing chasing that thing at the precipice of a recession
This too

>>56142309
IMO it will get acquired by another entity and you will lose everything

why

>>56142328
oil is going to 100 because all the oil execs say so

>>56142329
They're the only ones who could though. If you actually don't have money for food you can just ask the government for it. Why that's why I can say as a mater of fact no American citizens are starving.

>>56142328
>oil can drop 35% in a MONTH
That's pussy shit, NATGAS can do that in a few days, and in fact more, quicker from time to time.

https://youtu.be/1oxnGVDsB_Y?si=oy0yiNvHVlzCVw5Y

>>56142326
Yes we should

>>56142227
successful backtest and rejection off 440 prior support, next stop is 400 and setup for the big ungappening

>>56142326
This, absolutely unironically.

>>56142348

thats why its called the widow maker

>>56142346
And I’m saying even they don’t starve
They get even more handouts

My SPLK puts will go ITM in a couple weeks if this selloff continues.

WAS IT WORTH IT CANADA? WAS IT WORTH IT?

>>56142359
Yep, and that's why I trade it pretty cautiously, always keeping plenty of dry powder for deeper dipping.

>>56142365
Yeah, I don't understand exactly how that works and I'm sure if I did I'd be really upset. We should kick them all out.

>>56142373
>I lose money, only slower
Based buy high sell low enjoyer

>mfw my new ATH just got even newer and higher

>>56142392

>>56142394
>>56142392

>>56142385
>t. retard who just can't grasp it belittles it to compensate

>>56142376
>show up and border
>claim asylum
>get a case number and a court date
>for three years later
>here’s benefits while waiting in the queue
>don’t pay any SS taxes
>get free or subsidized housing and utilities
>food stamps
>have a kid here
>they’re now a citizen
>take claim their benefits for 18 years
they’ve got it even easier and better than blacks

>TTOOTARDS

>>56142326
>>56142351
You'll both be happy to know that's already a thing and sails on cargo ships actually do make a pretty big impact on fuel consumption. They still have a traditional engine in them but when they're out on the open ocean and the winds are good they use the sails to do most of the work. I actually like electric cars and think they're neat but trying to force people to only buy ev's is retarded and regressive and unnecessary and stupid which is why it's only really been a thing in commiefornia and parts of the EU. People using ICE vehicles only contributes about 10-15% of the global greenhouse gas emissions per annum, trying to reduce emissions there first or make that a hard goal is just being a bunch of bitches and not having the balls to tell industry to unfuck itself.

>>56142436
im close to breakeven t. new buyer man

What's the current "Gamestop" ?

>>56142326
Based and yes i agree.

>>56142448
your mom, m8

>>56142448
ZIRP and stimulus is over and so is that stuff.

>>56142448
It's in the catalogue

Why is Rumble crashing epic and downfall style?

>>56142421
what's keeping a citizen from doing this under an undocumented alias, then when the court date shows up just go back to normal life?

>>56142480
They take biometrics. That's probably the main thing.

>>56142478
Why would it not?

>>56142480
That's called "just be poor and apply for gibs". The deluxe package is when you're poor and already on gibs and then have a kid. Which I would recommend.

>>56142249
get a load of this moron

Can you fuckin slurp already? EU too please, thanks.

>>56142448
SPY
>insane fanatics that can't be reasoned with
>irrational thesis, irrational mania, to the moon!!!
>doesn't care the valuation they are paying
>doesn't care the fundamentals
>new paradigm!!!
>red day = "This doesn't make sense, for no reason!! Hedgies!!"
SPY investors are the new GME investors

>>56142421
They're destroying what was once a great country. Land of the free (shit), home of the brave (without papers wetbacks)

Croxie maxies, we simply can't stop winning!

Is this bullish or bearish?

>>56142480
If you wanted to abandon your life to live as an immigrant you probably could, but I'm guessing you'd have trouble with the IRS and such going back to your old life

>>56142216
>STOP DANCING
Shant

>>56142448
Oil.

my wife looks ike sayuri but is an actual biological female. aigmi?

>CVNA

>>56142502
Would you two niggers stop talking about how our (((elected representatives))) opened the gates of the country to invaders and instead focus on stonks?

Personally, I think Skywater is a great buy at this price.

>>56142510
Meaningless lines, what you want to do is look at P/E ratios, earnings projections, macro conditions, etc.

I bought 120 unity contracts at .65 wxpiring october 6th because it was up one percent. How fucked am I

>>56142533
>P/E ratios
Retarded metric. Just focus on meme potential

>>56142534
put or call? cant really tell otherwise.

>>56142542
see
>>56142499

>>56142534
You mean puts right....

>>56142531
You're probably right, if you liked them at $9, this is like a fucking steal.

>>56142558
>>56142549
I meant puts. I believe unity has no short term future with their retarded decisions that lead to negative press

Anons, i invested in MUFG, last week at friday it dropped about 3%, but overall on a weekly basis its still up 1%
Today it recovered 2% and i expect at least for it to grow another 2% by the end of the week, even if it undergoes another correction. But what are the possible causes for it in the first place? Could it be related to inspire trading?

>>56142575
>inspire trading
*Insider trading

Vampire trading

>>56142571

>>56142572
You should have flipped them same day of the retarded repricing announcement, why would you hold onto them after a -8% day?

>Crox maximalism crushes SP500 yet again
When will /smg/ learn that you never bet against crox?

>>56142572
yeah possibility good move then. issue is you may be too late. its been all last week unit was getting hit. most of the volatility might be gone by now. decent chance too unity reverses decision and get goes backwards to accommodate them all and the price bounces back up only for months later investors realize no one is taking their apology seriously.

>>56142582

>>56142585
I just bought them today because I'm psychotic

>>56142572
Probably too short on expiry to really capture any downward move, while they have guaranteed their death as a company and game engine with their decision and missteps in the wake of it they have also guaranteed a huge boost to revenue for this quarter which just started. I think they'll really start shitting blood next quarter and finally roll over and die the quarter after that from a combination of declining revenues after the initial windfall and a bunch of game devs/studios dropping their engine like a hot rock and calling anyone that's still willingly using it a fuckhead scab all over every social media and linkedin.

ON NO NEWS, JUST A REGULAR ASS WEEK WITH NOTHING GOING ON

>>56142603
>He bought Rosh Hashanah
>REGULAR ASS WEEK WITH NOTHING GOING ON
lmoal

>>56142603
Rates are rising tomorrow

>oh shit
>what if it really will be
>HIGHER
>FOR
>LONGER

>routers
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>56142624
d-do market's sell off on the pivot?

>>56142603
>Jewish holiday
>VIX expiration
>Quad witching last Friday
>Nothing going on
Literal retard

>>56142603
see
>>56142499
>>red day = "This doesn't make sense, for no reason!! Hedgies!!"

shakeout... easy money trade. midwits not allowed

Oil keeps rising every day, yet my oil stocks trade lower every day.
Why is XOP sliding...?

Buying more OSTK

>>56142676
UCO and USO directly track the commodity.

Interest is up
Stock market's down
You only get Jewed
If you go downtooowwwwn

Told you peepo
Don't get involved in that
Coulda used that cash
To buy a new haaaattttt

I can sell a put
Plot a pee poo line
Country frogs can survive
Country folk can surviiiiiive

>gelsinger says moore's law is not dead
>says silicon is a gift from god
>declares bidenomics dead - ushers in siliconomy

>>56142673
>ARM 75
>ARM 80
>Expiring in 1 month
>Right after TSMC announces that production is going to be down due to low consumer demand for chip products
Are you going to print those puppies out and wipe your ass with them? Those contracts are basically toilet paper at this point.

You're laughing? Boomers are losing their retirements, and youre laughing?

>>56142706
15x the detail

>>56142624
You think so? I think they might try to hold off for at least this quarter but I'm a retard so what do I honestly know

>>56142709
I said midwits not allowed. glownigger market. we make higher highs. cope bobo

I warned you every single day over the summer to get out by September. Why didn't you listen?

>>56142583
this bitch always looks like he's on the verge of bursting into tears

>>56142693
I don't want to track the commodity. I want to get paid to hold businesses that make money. Businesses that are now making much more money than 2 months ago.

>>56142696

that's it i'm going all in pokemon cards and limited edition mcdonald's sauces

So what's the news fellas

WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA
I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA
I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS
>I'm in
I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS
>I'm in
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
>I'm in
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

>>56142616
>>56142624
>>56142640
>>56142654
BUT WHY IS BITFUCK UP THEN

>>56142738
You're lucky we're on a blue board right now or else I'd call you something truly horrific. You bought 1 month to expire retarded call contracts on a freshly IPOd British holding company. You don't get to go around calling people "midwits" after doing something that stupid.

>>56142706
>Siliconomy
>Sili economy
>Silly economy
Didn't think this one through much did they?

>>56142745
shouldn't you be happy to be able to buy more at lower prices while they're more valuable businesses?

>>56142706
Moore's law unironically isn't dead, what's bottlenecking the CPU and GPU industry right now is cooling. We can make the space between transistors even smaller than they are now but the heat density scales with transistor density so the problem just gets worse as there is a finite upper limit to the amount of heat a given material can transfer in a given amount of time. What I'm saying is watercooling is about to become mainstream and eventually necessary to get decent performance, and we may even see gaming CPU's start shipping with the IHS having cooling channels milled into it sitting on the chip directly with fittings to get plugged into a loop proper. For the current generation of products watercooling is basically already mandatory unless you are willing to limit the amount of power components can pull at the BIOS/firmware level.

>>56142776
KEK!!!!!!

It is going to pump tomorrow because we dumped today before the JPOW POW talks.

>>56142767
>why is the market makers onahole fucktoy getting pumped randomly
Gee i dunno billy you tell me why their collateral would all of a sudden gain value when other things are losing it

You thought you could stop this down trend continuation

>>56142676
Goy XOP.

>>56142776
you might literally rope thinking about me when these those contracts are ITM tomorrow

>>56142789
>watercooling
Why would you do this instead of mineral oil? One wrong move and you're in corrosion city.

>>56142797
>JPOW
My only consolation today is the bears going into the woodchipper after my man Big Jay pivots tomorrow.

>>56142811
>when these those contracts are ITM tomorrow
Are you expecting this before or after the announcement of plus .25 tomorrow?

>>56142782
I'm not happy. Oil stocks are in the midst of a multi-year outperformance due to large capital returns at low prices, but it doesn't make me happy. I just want some 5x tech style pump to retard valuations so I can finally justify selling my bags.
Being so concentrated for so long, it tears at my conscious..

some of you investors are alright
don't buy any long-dated treasury bonds tomorrow

>>56142820
before, sometime in the next couple hours after CART goes public. imagine thinking the stock market is real. we are playing a video game

>>56142800
should have just oiled up ffs, pissed

>>56142814
Because it's easier and cheaper to use distilled water and what's basically an antifreeze solution with some anti microbial and anti fungal properties. Unless you have a massive leak you don't catch for a while distilled water is unlikely to fuck things up if you power down quickly enough. The real answer is either using a sealed premade unit because those are tested up to several atmospheres of pressure before they fail or testing your own custom loop with a pressure test over 24 hours to make sure everything is snug before you add the coolant.

But the point of saying all of this is moore's law isn't dead, just the version of moore's law where you could run everything with a basic heatsink and fan.

>>56142841
We don't need faster or more transistors, we need developers to write better code.

>>56142820

please tell me you don't actually believe he's hiking with fed funds at 99% probability of a pause. He NEVER surprises markets. If he wants something else he sends nicky T to leak it so it gets priced in. The economy is going to take greater damage than 07 and he knows that. It's in powells best interest to actually PUMP the market to soften the crash. Him and yellen have been adding liquidity for weeks now for that reason

>muh oil
>muh commodities

15% of CPI and when the REAL recession data starts coming in the free market will make them dump. He doesn't have to do anything.

why did /smg/ come up with a negro pepe?
who's idea was that?

>>56142824
just let it sit lmao and take advantage of discount prices

Just woke up. Feels great to be bobo.

>>56142858
>hire jeets to save cash
>offload inefficiency cost on consumer
won't happen

ARM $55 is titanium support. These options will all expire worthless

>>56142859
>muh probabilities
He told you retards it was coming at Jackson Hole but you just
>lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalaliamnotlistening

Buying CROX today is like buying Nike in the 80's

>>56142858
Yes but like someone else already pointed out that's not going to happen until it has to. Until then everyone will just continue leveraging newer hardware being more powerful as an excuse to not optimize code because it's cheaper.

>>56142873
Yea, a company I used to work for though they could do that and ended up going under

>Trump calls out the Jews on Truth social
>Jews attack the financial markets in response
Like lmao, they're making his point.

BIDEN SAYS DEPLETING SPR IS ON TABLE: WSJ
>BIDEN SAYS DEPLETING SPR IS ON TABLE: WSJ
BIDEN SAYS DEPLETING SPR IS ON TABLE: WSJ
>BIDEN SAYS DEPLETING SPR IS ON TABLE: WSJ
BIDEN SAYS DEPLETING SPR IS ON TABLE: WSJ
>BIDEN SAYS DEPLETING SPR IS ON TABLE: WSJ

>>56142868
It was cheaper a month ago. I'm sure stocks will be back to that level, even if oil spends 6 months at $100+ first. The only rerating for oil stocks is to become cheaper and cheaper...

>>56142907
>he doesn't want fabulous dividends and eventual buybacks ala the coal sector
what are you, gay?

I bought stock yesterday, sorry for causing the crash today and the rest of the week

What would happen to the stock market if we bombed Mecca and blew up Kaaba (the giant Stone Cube they all worship). What would the implied volatility of ATM SPX options be the day we bomb the giant cube in Saudi Arabia that muslims worship.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>56142921
In Minecraft or what?

hedge funds' oil weighting is preddy low

>>56142883

>jackson hole

you mean literally over one year ago when CPI was 6%, not 2.8%, and unemployment was 3.3%, not 3.8% with claims rising?

if powell wanted to be the "big bad bear" he's had over a YEAR to say something to crash the market. He hasn't said SHIT. Most of his speeches since then were neutral/dovish leaning.

If powell was the "big bad bear" he wouldn't have bailed out the banks in march. He wouldn't be draining the RRP. He wouldn't let yellen pump the market with the TGA a couple months ago. He wouldn't have "WAITED" for his rate hike. You know why he is "WAITING" to hike? Because the market ALWAYS GOES DOWN after the last hike. DONT YOU THINK HE WOULD WANT THAT?

There is just NO REASON to be hawkish for him. Only bear angst and too far OTM puts are incentives to be bearish. The econ data is DOGSHIT and WILL bring the market down over time, but NAUTRALLY.

>>56142906
...what spr?

>>56142924
No I'm saying that if we (the US military) got into a geopolitical conflict with Saudi Arabia as they stop using US dollars (the saudis are using less and less USD...), then the US military bombed the giant cube in Mecca that Muslims worshipped with heavy duty artillery.

What would happen to global markets / various Middle Eastern ETFs, etc if that happened.

>>56142859
HIGHER FOR LONGER
What point do you not understand.
Economy is still roaring, inflation is still well above 2 and was recently increasing

You either hyperinflate or you have a recession and Jerome has made it clear he wants a recession

>>56142932
There's still like 300 million barrels in it.

>>56142946
Everything would tank, except for oil

>>56142906
GOOD NIGHT BOBO

>>56142906
surely nothing bad will come from that

>>56142946
Well that would almost certainly start WWIII so basically all lines would go to zero and stop mattering before that eventuality occurred because we'd all be dead.

>>56142928
>He hasn't said SHIT. Most of his speeches since then were neutral/dovish leaning.
You clearly havent listed to anything. He was ordered to halt hikes & after that he has just said higher for longer.

>>56142919
I bought at 9:56 today. The 10:00 candle hit my entry and we dropped straight down for 2 hours to the max loss I had set.

>>56142956
There's 350 million barrels and of that 180 million barrels cannot be removed without impacting the structural stability of the reserve so it's really more like 170 million. The last release was for 200 million. The next one they do will be the last.

>>56142928
>over one year ago
yep, definitely a retard.

>>56142915
WHC did a 20% buyback at $10 last year and now trades at $6.

>>56142959
That makes sense, oil would be a good hedge if we ever get into a conflict with Saudis and we end up firing M777A2 155mm medium towed howitzers at Mecca and blowing up the Giant Cube that all the muslims worshipped.
>>56142965
Why would it start WW3? I believe that there are some non-WW3 related contingencies that will occur after the US military fires a Tomahawk cruise missile at Mecca an shatters the Kaaba into a trillion pieces.

There would be a lot of oil assets and tankers going up. There would also likely be a big inflow in US equities because the US dollar is asserting its power. I don't think all lines would go to zero if we fired a MGM-140 ATACMS at the giant cube in Mecca that muslims travel around the world to worship.

>>56142980
Can't they drain the whole thing and then send some of those good old union boys to shore up the structural integrity while it's empty and they can get inside?

>>56142290
For leaf blowers and yard trimmers idiot

>>56142954

Economy is still roaring, inflation is still well above 2 and was recently increasing

>Economy is still roaring

based on...? Claims rising? Consumer debt? Dogshit housing data? Sub 50 ISMs?

>inflation is still well above 2 and was recently increasing

because of commodities, which have nothing to do with Powell. If the Saudis come out and say they are cutting 2mbd of production effective tomorrow oil will go to 120 tomorrow. Is that the feds responsibility to counteract? No.

Core is all that matters and is pretty much on target. At this point in time, we are actually SEEING the hikes do their damage. Being hawkish here will LITERALLY only make the recession more severe. THATS IT. The guy isn't a fucking ape, he knows whats going to happen from here.

If the data WAS still good, I would agree he needs to be hawkish, but at this point he needs the market to stay up to prevent the great depression 2.0

>>56143010
they store it in caverns?

SOFT. LANDING.
>SOFT. LANDING.
SOFT. LANDING.
>SOFT. LANDING.
SOFT. LANDING.
>SOFT. LANDING.

>>56142371
Mother nature spilled it, we're just cleaning it up.

>>56142858
Lol people have been saying that since the 80s. Even the Apple ][ had WYSIWYG word processors and email.
It doesn't matter, hardware is cheap (competent) dev time is expensive.

VIX Is Only 14. Why Is The Forest Quiet.

>>56142972

doesn't matter what he says, what matters is how the market responds, and they responded dovish. If he didn't want that, he would say something hawkish. Simple as.

>>56142992

please tell me you were referring to the ACTUAL -3% down day "jackson hole" and not the nothing burger last month????? PRICE ACTION = ALL THAT MATTERS. If the market doesn't price in hawkishness, he ain't hawkish.

>>56142946
Why do that when its easier to sell weapons to any of 100+ claimants to the throne?

>>56143012
Not to side with baggie, but our faggot gov banned sales of gas/diesel vehicles after 2035. Ice generators are next, the air quality board has been pissed off since these PSPS events are forcing everyone to run on generators.

>>56143044
Anon. I told you. The Saudis are no longer trading in US dollars. That is really bearish for the US dollar. Because the outstanding supply of US dollar increases while demand for US dollars decreases.


THis is why bombing that giant black cube in Mecca is more likely than you think. And I am considering trading contingencies around that. You don't listen. We have Lockheed missiles. Ready to explode that giant cube into smithereens.

>>56143049
He didnt say 2035 he said NEXT YEAR

isn't it kind of weird how stocks will get shilled here with anons making one "OOOOOO" post after the other but when these same stocks fall, suddenly nobody ever had a position of that stock. And if you ask them about it they'll get super aggressive and reply that they're up +60% YoY but never post their portfolio, sometimes only just the gains of one single trade. I believe most of you are bots or underage.

>>56143042
He doesnt give a fuck what retard pivoters say.

>>56143064
Well sooner the better, people need to wake the fuck up that theyre ruining the country by voting for these retards.

>>56143021
Salt caverns in Lousiana and Texas.

>>56143062
So? They would just support some saudi and sell them used up weapons for cheap with the promisse of becoming a political puppet

>>56142980
>180 million barrels cannot be removed without impacting the structural stability of the reserve
Oil floats on water, could we pipe in water to the bottom of the caverns as we drain the oil from the top? Having an oil reserve where 180 million barrels of the stuff is stuck being permanent ballast seems silly.

>>56143075
Lol I'm down like 10% because I longed SQQQ for a week.

Did they poison my breakfast today?

>been putting off filling up but it just won't go under $5/gal
thanks Brandon!

>>56143146
Where the fuck do you live
Hasn’t been over $4 in Texas all summer

>>56143062
>blow up the black cube
>piss off the saudis and push them further into the arms of china and russia
yeah that's real fucking smart.

>>56143062
>The Saudis are no longer trading in US dollars
saudi spring when?

>>56143146
damn bro its been under $3.50/gal all year in TX

>>56143151
Probably California or some super hilly part of Pennsylvania.

>>56143151
scoopsland

>>56143035
The forest is screaming: Howler monkeys screeching into the void, cicadas violently buzzing, a cacophony of cockerels urgently chirping coded messages. The wind blows, the trees rustle, dark clouds surround from every angle.
We're in the eye of the hurricane. All signs signal the endgame is here. All eyes focused on on the fed now.

>>56143151
that national average for on highway diesel this week is $4.633

>>56143153
All US military involvement in the Middle East is for the sake of Israel. US relations don't matter, only dead Arabs.

BIDEN BLOODY BESTERD REDEEM THE SPR.
SHE IS DYING! SAVE THE MARKET, SIRS. S&P IS FALLING I AM LOSING MY MONEY. REDEEM OIL; SIRS, OR I GROUP YOUR MOTHER, THANK YOU

>>56143042
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hohb_gOI0dQ

>>56143142
If only. That would be a deflationary event, people dying gives me more purchasing power

>>56143075
Yeah, the I'm up XX amount is great.
Had it hours ago, 90% up YTD.
We had 170% too and many more.

>>56143181
This. So much this. This guy gets it. wow.

BOBROS WE ARE SO F-U-C-K-I-N-G BACK!

VIX is 14. The baboon leaves his cave. He walks about freely. Why.

Markets are getting spooked because of the government shut down at the end of the month. No more money = No more gibs = bipoc chimp outs across the nation.

>>56143233
He knows his BOIL is going to be rockin' it in a few months.

>finally rolling over back to the downside
>gets bought back up

once fomc comes around at 2:30 we are going to rocket just you wait

>>56143241
Is BOIL going to go up because of what's happening in Mecca in a few months?

>>56143019
>>Economy is still roaring
Based on the stock market being high, consumer spending and low unemployment
>Is that the feds responsibility to counteract? No.

>Is it the feds job to manage monetary policy?

>At this point in time, we are actually SEEING the hikes do their damage. Being hawkish here will LITERALLY only make the recession more severe. THATS IT.
He wants the damage, how the fuck he is supposed to empty out 15 years of low interest rates nigga. Soft landing is a meme

>>56143240
why? don't they usually retroactively pay all their bribes anyways?

>US treasury to auction off $13 billion of 20 year notes at the top of the hour
That's what they need the money for

>>56143260
>nigga
Anyone who uses that word (as in without the R) is automatically untrustworthy.

There's going to be an "October Surprise" this year when the 300 pound sheboons waddle in to buy their ring dings on the first of the month and their EBT cards get declined.

>>56143269
don't worry anon the tribe gets paid

>>56142996
ARCH is doing well

Whose buying instacart here? Worth it?

>>56143181
>>56143233
the oracles have recoiled at the portents. the king has fumbled his scepter. the crowd has turned their backs to the bishop. tumult haunts the hour like a blind vulture. time becomes a burden. worries turn to comforts. the air grows still. the wolverine has stirred in his burrow.

>>56143279
I hope so baggot

>puts money into Draft Kings a week ago
>going down

How? No, really, it's fucking NFL season why is the stock going down?

They’re just robbing theta. Dump eod of course

>>56143307
The IBS patient sharts his boxers. In the line. At Panda Express. The smell. I warned everyone.

for some reason it took 3 hours to fill the fucking gap but whatever. Rally rest of day + tomorrow to 449

>A record 73.5 million Americans plan to wager on the NFL, according to the American Gaming Association.
This is not good.

>>56142165
So why is stock tanking? Seems like there is no bottom, market does not like seem to this.

>>56143351
i've already wagered on the nfl this year. if you're going to waste 3 hours watching the sports ball you should try to make it interesting.

I have $15k to fuck around with
what should I dump it in? O?

>>56143351
Jews ruined the NFL. So did niggers. are there even any white players left? Every time I see anything about the NFL it's always some nigger drama bullshit

>>56143227
b-but you were supposed to be...

>>56143153
They are already in Russian arms you retard. Who do you think the middleman for Russian gold is?

>>56143351
For me it’s the Blues, Greens a shit

>>56143416
Did you miss the part where I said FURTHER? Also is this a good spot to pick up some Moderna? I reckon people are going to start getting their 5th and 6th boosters and buying here is like free money.

>>56143324
>betting season can overcome a shit business ran by retards

>>56142089
Aww shiet dat nigga be seasonin dem tendies n shit bruh.

>>56143437
>For Retards From Retards
is this what the zoomer means when it says fr fr

>>56143447
I'd put money on it, but not at that shit fucking nigger ass Draft Kings.

>>56143436
I think it was better to buy before they got (((fda))) approval last week.

Another day waking up in this shitty world

>>56143272
Nigga is funny as a way to mock the way niggers speak.

>>56143494
It just makes you sound jewish and annoying.
Either just say nigger or don't bother.

FOMC isn't until another hour. This is an obvious last minute short covering attempt

>>56142112
No solar panels are gay, it's just a red day across the markets

>>56143534
25 hours retard

>>56143545
which makes what happens tomorrow that much more painful for bulls that are buying at these prices

>>56143535

God dammit I think I gave myself a black eye

>>56143378
Short TSLA and NFLX

CROX maximalist. Where are you at?

As retarded as you are atleast you're not bagholding AMD AAPL and RTX like me

any leaf parasites here? I have about 15k CAD and am considering dumping it all in HOD.TSX
tell me about betapro

>>56143670
alright nevermind then
thanks everyone

>>56143572
Oil is always the exception

Just a little higher and this shirt and tie are coming off

dead thread
dead market

>>56143723
>oil

>>56143670
>tell me about betapro
It's what's available on the tse
The majority of my funds are in USD so I can trade US tickers without the exchange. I don't like trading the leaf market and I don't outside the retirement account.

if you bought 2k in lotto 0DTE calls at the gap fill this morning you would be 10x by now. This market is so fucking obvious

>>56143670
>>56143716
What kind of account?
Probably a bit early. Oil is likely to hit $100, so I'd wait for it to pass that threshold, first.
If oil continues, cash is likely the safest option.

gonna need shit and piss to go lower so i can buy
thanks bobo

Total return -$2,160.00 (-27.69%)

imma shitmyself...

This price action is very..... healthy.

Draft Kings will go up again, trust that it does!

Buy calls. We are gonna see 451 again shortly after the FOMC.

Jewish holy week is fucking gay. They're only allowed out of their caves at night to forage for food and shit, so the markets literally have no guidance and feel so fucking shaky.

i want to learn how to trade commodities (profitably)

>>56143822
ok

>>56143841
>pick one, CL imo
>learn how it moves and trade it.

>>56143799
What happen

>>56143799
Noice.

>>56143001
It's just a lot easier to let them have their cube. The first thing that would happen would probably be every holy place on earth getting turned into a parking lot in retaliation which would make WWIII and the extinction of humanity near certainties. It's the kind of "what-if" idea I would expect a retard to come up with.
>>56143010
>>56143131
You can pump water into it to get the rest of the oil out but that causes other problems, the first and most pressing of which being you have to then pump all that water out and treat it before you can release it which is very expensive and would also permanently reduce the capacity of the reservoir because they couldn't get all of the water out. The whole reason they're used to store oil is because there's not hardly any water down there, and if you store oil with water you get microbes feeding on the oil and gunking shit up. So no, the easiest solution is just having a reservoir that you can't pump all the oil out of except for one time in a mega emergency with no other choice that would ruin the reservoir for oil forever.

>>56143855
I made a stupid choice and shorted unity at the bottom assuming it was just gon a crab downward. It has yet to even touch my break even point

>>56143873
>>56143873
>>56143873

>>56143738
That's it, soak it in. Take a good look.

Why did LLAP dump like hell after these news? Please explain I'm dumb

>Terran Orbital Corporation (NYSE: LLAP) (“Terran Orbital” or the “Company”), a global leader in satellite-based solutions primarily serving the aerospace and defense industries, today announced the pricing of its previously announced public offering of 23,214,290 shares of its common stock (or common stock equivalents in lieu thereof) and warrants to purchase up to 23,214,290 shares of common stock, at a combined public offering price of $1.40 per share (or common stock equivalent in lieu thereof) and accompanying warrant. The warrants have an exercise price of $1.50 per share, are immediately exercisable, and will expire five years following the date of issuance. The offering is expected to close on or about September 21, 2023, subject to the satisfaction of customary closing conditions.

gonna miss this thread