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r8 n' h8

>>56138583
not bad

trying again so as to avoid doxxing myself

r8 n' h8

note 120000 of cash is in a ~5% CD with any time withdrawal (ally no penalty CD, highly recommend)

>>56138598
thanky

dubs and I *STOP* buying TLT and TMF

>>56138610
Why buy CDs over t-bills when you have to also pay fed taxes for a similar return?

>>56138634
Oh wow I know where that is.

>>56138610
I'm your age and am doing 70k in a CD and attempting to 5-10% minmax before my T reaches 350
Wanna swap wives?

>>56138636
because i'm ignorant and still learning
is it true that i will pay tax on my CD interest but I would not have on a t bill?
also, the t bill buying/selling was complex and off-putting. not an excuse, but that was the reality for me. opening the 4.75% withdraw anytime CD was like a 2 minute affair.

Tick Tock mumu
Rate decision (hike) on Wednesday

>Futures

>>56138655
Ah yes, the 10th time bobo has proclaimed that mumus end is here. When Jay Powell pauses, I will look for you on the battlefield Bobo.

test

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>>56138636
oh, i should add the key thing about the CD is (again) that you can withdraw any time and keep the accrued interest. so, that was attratctive to me over the t bills, as i was potentially interested in buying a house when i was deciding where to put the funds. i'm still considering it, so i like that flexibility.
>>56138646
my test is like 900 but i'm always exhausted.
i like my gf so i'll pass on the swap but keep trying i'm sure you'll get a taker

Explain today's MRNA crash to me.

>>56138672
>He didn't see the CPI print
>He thinks that even a pause would mean the final end of rate hikes
This whole system is a house of cards built on shifting sands and yet you are still thinking in the short term

I repeat. Tick. Tock..

>>56138696
Died suddenly.

>>56138649
That's what I recall from the research I did a while ago. It was something like you still have to pay state taxes on the income, but not federal because you're getting the money from the government in the first place.
Personally, I just buy from TreasuryDirect and hold them until maturity, but I like defined, predictable returns where I don't have to focus so much on timing shit. It's a fools errand for a couple extra bucks, maybe. Not worth the effort to me. Anyways, it was pretty easy to buy them, didn't take more than a few minutes, then you just wait until the following Thursday to have them in your account.

Chinabros I just looked at the long-term implications of a total fertility rate of less than 1 and what the FUCK. Is it unironically over for us?

Give me a good stock tip

>>56138719
JEPI. set it and forget it

>>56138706
thanks for that
fwiw CDs are taxed by the feds at standard income rate, which is a significant hit. would have been nice to avoid that. maybe i will pull out and move to t bills...
appreciate the input

>chick gives me her number
>text her
>one word replies, repeatedly
do I tell her she’s boring or just stop responding all together

>>56138717
Yes. (And That's A Good Thing)

>>56138751
send her a dick pick

>>56138751
>texting
>not calling
you dont even realize how over it is

>>56138731
Yeah, no problem. Of course do your own due diligence, and try to find the best option for you. If you needed the money tomorrow it might not be the best idea, as you're pretty well locked in with T-bills, unless maybe you buy them from your brokerage, then they might let you trade early.

why did you say that
this stock would be based
it's only proven
my life is a waste

>shit cars that cant handle cold weather
>charging people monthly rent for a crappier version of 2000s forums

I'm loading cash and buying tesla when it plummets after musk gets laid off by board and comes back in a decade and launches tesla to 50 trillion marketcap. This guy is literally the next steve jobs at conning people.

>>56138795
>plummets after musk gets laid off by board
I mean. What if it goes up instead in this scenario. Musk is as much of a liability as he is an asset at this point.

Will the government defaulting on its debt be bullish or bearish for stocks?

>>56138826
dont worry bro we got GENERATIVE AI. Just have chat GBT take care of it

Redeeming bonds - do not forget to put down the 1099 (I think) info during tax time. Bank will send this paperwork to you. Aside; re-reading a long hentai manga. Called seven sisters. Gist; Dude is hired at an all girls school. 7 hot school girls. The rub? Apparently the girls, school, and surrounding area are stuck in a time warp bubble. 70 years has flown by but they don't age. The teacher has the first cock they've seen for 70 years. Uh huh lots of pent up urges to get out. Wilde orgy parties quickly becomes the standard.As to how the dude was allowed to enter said bubble well you'll just have to read it (incomplete still) How he manages to uh "satisfy" all the girls several times a day is still a big question to.

if you remember this it's time to get your prostate checked

>>56138826
Bullish

>Futures

>>56138923
oh that's why it's called water melon

Is the market just going to completely crab until FOMC release?

>>56138881
Damn, am I that old?

>>56138554
Does Wendy have beef curtains?

>>56138943
you're thinkin' Arby's

>>56138939
>Damn, am I that old?
yes, anon

>>56138994
>Lolita

>futures
THIS IS THE RHYTHM OF THE NIGHT
THE NIGHT OH YEAH
THE RHYTHM OF THE NIGHT
THIS IS THE RHYTHM OF MY LIFE
MY LIFE OH YEAH

https://youtu.be/68oKfjA1sUM

>just read a post where an anon claimed his MA in fine arts enabled him to teach rich kids how to paint for 200k a year
>that's why he spends all his time on a shitcoin trading frog forum
Why do people lie so much on this fucking board.

Rocker is like that guy who left your hometown
And it's always awkward running into him whenever you go back
Because you let him suck your dick back in the day and you're not sure if he remembers or has told anyone you know

>>56139069
*never left

>>56138554
I ate Wendy's today out of convenience, and it made me shit like crazy. I was shooting out diarrhea like a super soaker. Never again.

>>56138701
>Short term
Bulls are winning in the short term, and on a 100 year term. Kneel.

>>56138881
I don't wanna. The plumbing functions fine.

>>56138881
I actually probably do have prostate cancer already. So far, every disease or medical problem that my father went through, I ended up getting about 20-30 years earlier. The last two I'm waiting on are an abdominal hernia (might have happened already, not sure) and prostate cancer.

Financial Advice: long all biomemes and pharma scams because each successive generation is worse off, health-wise, and someone's gonna make money off of it.

>>56138881
Hell with that. No way some doctor is sticking a finger or whatever they use now up my ass.

>>56139164
Sorry to hear anon. Im going through some kind of GERD/IBS/bowel issue and its frustrating and awful that im constantly feeling weird nausea and such. i hope you dont have cancer. make sure you eat healthy. maybe try fasting. I might try that to reset my digestion.

>>56139179
No need to feel sorry. Prostate cancer usually isn't much of problem. Lots of men get prostate cancer at some point and eventually die with it, but not from it. My dad was diagnosed like 5 years ago and all they've done for treatment is monitor it. Also, my ex had Crohn's Disease, so I'm familiar with bowel issues... second hand. Crohn's is another disease that's been showing up more and more lately in younger and younger patients. I should have been paying attention when she was talking about the drugs she was on to keep it in check, they could have been good investments. Though, the drug she had success with, Remicade, is made by JNJ now and they've been crabbing lately so idk.

>>56139244
I still think it's funny the only real way to prevent prostate cancer is to jerk off 21 times a month every month. Born to coom, forced to shit.

>>56139266
I love anal in the ass

CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK CLACK

>>56139244
>nd more lately in younger and younger patients
Im only 30 if you needed even more evidence. no smoking, no drugs, no diabetic. decent diet. I actually think its some fish/chicken/spicy peppers i ate that threw my digestion into a fit with inflammation. im hoping a bland diet and prilosec or something will calm it down.

>>56139266
>21 times a month every month
FINALLY I get to use this meme in accurate context.

did you buyed?
or did you selled?

>>56138977
10/10

>Had to sell $1800 worth of stocks today to pay bills

>>56139276
I wish i was a cute girl so I could have anal in the vagina

>>56139266
>21 times a month every month
Well in that case fortunately I will remain postate cancer free

>South Africa has seized the Biz Ball!

Mumus are expecting 4 cuts à 25 bps by the FED next year? Is this desperation for new ATH?

Oh fug i just realized FOMC is the 20th. I thought it was the 25th.

>>56139452

>>56138641
All Planet Fitnesses look the same. It's a franchise.

LLAP bros how are we coping with this dumperino?

>>56139427
>Mumus are expecting 4 x 25 bps by the FED next year
You know. I'm starting to feel better about this whole thing.

>>56138610
>N
>O BOIL

It's TTOOver.

>>56138636
>Why buy CDs over t-bills
The answer to this question is always laziness. Always.

>>56139452
DOWN TOMORROW
DOWN WEDNESDAY

>>56139531
Banks are supposed to offer a premium but lazy fuckers got used to not needing to.

>>56138881
I have no idea who this is.

But I need another memestock that 2xes in a day.

I was actually astounded when I saw OIL at 90 close before closing when I went to bed (EU). Now again above 91, not really astounded. Absolutely relentless. This is war with the Fed. No cuts til 2025 at least.

>>56139547
Pretty clear it's headed back to retest 2022 highs. Current pricing is pretty ideal for producers, but it's impossible to not overshoot in both directions.

>>56139561
>56139561
It's never impossible. It's actually always what the market does. Expect ALWAYS the most unsound, unreasonable, retarded moves as the market are, as we can see with this tug of war with the Fed, adult children who want to see with what shit (price) they can get away with.

if the fed pauses im all in long. don't care what they signal or the dot plot. if they do not raise the rate, we're goin higher

Time to sell my 2X NASDAQ etf shares?
I'm up 27%

>>56139578
Yeah I mean if OPEC was actually functionally following their claimed purpose of "price stability" then it would have a bunch of swing inventory to perfectly counterbalance price swings, and you'd think that would keep markets balanced at some neutral price level. The problem is that then everyone capable of producing below that price point can just ramp up and endlessly take more share. So they need some price swinging action to create uncertainty so that those swing producers cannot hedge and steal all their share. Through volatility, it results in a full-cycle price that is higher than the stable equilibrium.

>>56139599
Makes sense actually. Also they don't control everything so high volatility is to be expected when inventories are low

>>56139599
Price stability at the price they want. I don't think swings is what they really want. They simply want Oil at about 100$. Can you blame them? It's not like the rest of the market isn't greedy.

>>56139595
This will probably be a
>No hike dump

>>56139596
Yes. Buy oil and gold.

>>56139692
I'm thinking about stashing it in one of those money market funds for now, until things stop crabbing

they call em interest rates because they are interesting, and its the rate at which they interest you

>>56139700
Chart the ratios against Nasdaq. Energy/commodities is going to be the place to be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I31SP0_Jarc

>>56139750
idk much about commodities and and energy
I'm a tech tranny, I only invest in what I know anymore

>>56139786
Tech and crypto requires electricity to run, doesn't it? It's that simple.

>>56139484
Bought at $1.19 sold at $1.50, I’m doing fine how about you?

>>56139799
>buy what I have already bought

>>56139484
>I like my women with some meat on them
>Like sushi, anime..
I read this together, for a second I thought he liked his women with some meat like sushi. (Yes, I know it is fish)

>Yes I'm feasting on cornmeal.
>Yes I'm buying oil.
>Yes I'm buying natgas.
>Yes I'm buying coal.
>Yes I'm buying Kazatomprom.
Simple as.

>>56139484
This guy is a straight up chad, for a Canadian anyway.

>See companies forcing people back to office
>I work for a comfy Building Society in the UK where WFH is here forever
Go in once a month for team meeting. Feels good mane.

tbf he told you so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8N3qLHjJwM

>>56139948
What office do you apply with to get a 4chan posting loicense? I was under the impression even browsing here would be illegal for someone in ingerlund.

Alright anons so what's the next macro play
>natgas anons will start accumulating soon
>anon which thinks gold miners will take off in the coming months
>uranium anon expecting bullrun to last well into winter
>bitter contest between TMF and TMV anons, no clear consensus
What else I missed

>>56139998
You can apply for a loisence here: https://www.ofcom.org.uk/home

>>56140005
I actually cannot tell if you're bullshitting me or not because I wouldn't put it past them to require having a posting and separate shitposting loicense and that does seem like who you'd apply with. Carry on then.

>>56138672
>When Jay Powell pauses
Two more weeks™

>>56140000
Repeating numerals

So what's the play here EUbros? OMX gonna do its weird crap today as well... everyone waiting for FED decision tomorrow's so probably only minor small movements. Additional banks like Bank of England, Riksbanken, and so on are also gonna be hiking this week. Yet, I am willing to bet this week will end massively in the blue.
This is why I hate this market. I cannot justify going long but at the same time I am almost sure being long is the only and correct way to go.

>>56140000
Japan very likely to join in hiking

>>56140040
Just took small profits. GOnna hold, I think in 1 hour we will crash down and whiplash up again, same with DAX. Hit 15600 and back to 15700 and simply wait for US

>>56140000
>natgas anons will start accumulating soon
contango will cuck you out of any spot price gains

>>56140040
I mean nice opportunities to make money, but also very tiring market. This swings are not sane. What OMX did on thursday, as well as DAX. This makes you simply mad, I should have expected that. I even said we will pump, but cmon not from 15600 to 15990? And then only to crash bak to 15700. What is this at this point? It's literally money printing with retard pump and dumps.

I GOT THIS PREGNANT SNAKE
STAY SURROUNDED BY LONG HAIRS
A PLETHORA OF MANIACS AND SPIRAL STAIRS
make-your-water-break
IN THE APPLE STORE
SINK OR SWIM, WHO FUCKING CARES??
CUT THE BIRTH CORDS, PRESS SEND
YEAH, THIIICK
GAGA CAN'T HANDLE THIS SHIIIT

i need financial advice, should i buy a waffle iron?

>>56140112
>GAGA
Thanks for reminding me
Market theme:
https://youtu.be/TSAdHJV_ZYo?si=LrqfvJwmZlBpDX-p

>>56140124
I consider it a sound and rewarding investment, yes

>>56140124
Gadgets with only one use case are a waste of money in my opinion.

Am I imagining things or did there used to be a tripfag or namefag here called Ramit Inmah Ashol?

>>56140126
HEADED FOR THE SAMMY DAVIS WING
THROW UP A BLACK HOLE AT THE ENTRANCE OF LINENS N THINGS ON THE WAY
NEVER CALL IT A DAY
VISIT TESLA'S GRAVE SITE FOR THE NINTH TIME TODAY
STILL ON THE WAY
BIGGER WIGS

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoZgZT4DGSY

>>56140158
I literally cannot listen to this. ADHD music.

Here, have some ass.
https://youtu.be/avs7kmerglc?si=mJXSpHSVpNn7hPoI&t=5971

>>56140197
To be fair, its most likely the closest to heaven after Macau with all the hookers and gambling

>>56140188
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA
I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA
I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS
>I'm in
I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS
>I'm in
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
>I'm in
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

>>56140222

Yields...


TEACHING BITCHES HOW TO SWIM
TEACHING BITCHES HOW TO SWIM
TEACHING BITCHES HOW TO SWIM
TEACHING BITCHES HOW TO SWIM

>>56140230
She can't breathe!

Goddamn OIL IS RIPPING. Rip inflation (especially in the EU). Our only saving grace is the insanely and ridiculously cheap electricity right now which will entirely offset any inflationary gains produced by the higher gas/oil prices.
Since the weather is so unsteady right now and it is blowing a lot, the "green" turbines actually generate crazy amounts of electricity.
But electricity cannot get cheaper than this while oil keeps rising, ultimately meaning that inflation should be finding its way up
I can't decide whether this winter is looking really bullish or really damn bearish. In actuality, we're just gonna crab for the next 6 months right? Boring market

>>56140297
You always come with these essays out of nowhere, lol.

At least your currency is going for a turnaround. Let's hope RickandMortybank hikes.

>>56140297
Oil brothers.....why can't we stop winning

>>56140310
I got way too much time right now. Life is real boring this month. Work, shitposting on /biz/, protein, gym, living the life

>>56138881
Goddammit she had a really nice pussy
I jerked off to her way more than I can remember

>>56140297
>insanely and ridiculously cheap electricity
governments cant subsidize it forever

classic OMX, classic EU.

>markets

https://youtu.be/G4CKmzBf5Cs?si=tphm5hsyZnIzXvls

dead general, dead board, dead site, dead internet, dead market. i think ive seen enough, time to pack it up . i will defecting to the Norks

Yesterday OMX pumps as the currency weakens, now OMX pumps as the currency strengthens. Retard market.

Did Riksbank comment on tomorrow? SEK strengtheting against EUR.

>More than three quarters of all U.S. adults surveyed (76%) plan to cut back on spending for non-essential items.

hmm wonder if that will impact holiday sales like Thanksgiving and Christmas?

Yeah, I think I'll get out of OMX when I can and start shorting DAX more. This retard is being a little too retarded.

>>56140426
>i will defecting to the Norks
Dunno if they allow immigration. I assume no.

>futes

You might think EU can't get worse with each session. But they actually do it. I thought yesterday there was no trading. Today is on another level.

>>56140066
Pls no. Dont scam me again

>>56140583

>>56140472
didnt that wogbot just walk right in, like he was shoplifting a new tv.

>>56140599
Might as well cash anything before 2024 end then

>OECD CUTS EURO ZONE GROWTH FORECAST TO 0.6% IN 2023 (0.9% PREVIOUSLY) AND TO 1.1% IN 2024 (1.5% PREVIOUSLY)
JUST CUT MY FORECASTS UP

What's our price target for Novo bros? The single best stock to own in the entirety of EU. Hmm, might also wanna add LVHM to the list since they cannot possibly crash with zoomies and their horrible hygien habits

>futures
We unironically entered a new bull cycle. No kind of news that comes out today is going to steer this bull off its course.

UUUU bros... it's our time today.

>>56140688

All of those numbers are terrible.

>>56140688
Fuck euroshits. Hope they get -150% gdp. Eat the cricket powder, fascist bitches!

>>56140544
Lmao eurofuck funds rate is still below inflation rate. How’s that colonialism working out now? Enjoy extinction, europoors.

Headline inflation of 10% a year is okay as long as core is low.

>>56140797

You don't sound old enough to be on this site.

>>56140327
they tried to contain us
they pulled out all the stops

redpill me on ARM i dont know anything about it

Great job Powell, you faggot.
Very disinflationary. Good job with the unions too, you nigger.

>>56140855
Softbank acquired it and south to sell it to nvda who would most benefit from the tech. Perfidious brits refusing to be reverse colonized by american nvda refused to make deal happen. ARM by itself has mediocre financials so they were ipo'd because softbank needs cash.

>>56140866
stop it, he's doing a great job, I don't want to be an oil baggie again.

>>56140866
Oil is already above $100 in some markets.

>>56140855
I use mine to masturbate

>>56140902
You..

I like you

EU pumped last week on a "unexpected dovish hike". Will we see a repeat of that this week?

>>56140904
No homo?

>>56140906
Today we pump, nobody expecting and tomorrow expected nonhike unexpected dump cause recession worries.

I haven't made a single dollar during the post covid bullrun and the recent one.

everyone ready for intel innovation 2023??? fun starts at market open.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwYN7mTi6HM

>GME general

> futures

B-b-bobr-r-os...

Redpill me on CFDs, am I just giving free money to etoro happy merchants by paying the spread by always having to make it back to profit? You have to pay commisions or have larger capital to trade elsewhere, right?

>>56140949

What were you investing in?

When are you supposed to cash out? -50% or ride it all the way down?

>>56140990
Actually, it is advisable to earn money instead of losing it

>>56140988
generally everything that has been shilled here since then, I'm just physically and mentally unable to time the market. Every time I've bought something it dipped by at least 8%. My best positions has been my world ETF which I sold to compensate for all the losses.
I've switched to bonds even though returns aren't that high, I'm making at least a bit of money.

BOBROS WE ARE BCK

>>56140986
Not only did you buy the top but etoro raped you on the spread

>>56140994
this is smg tho

>>56141021
if your risk appetite is that low, as is mine you should be in Tbills or CDs rn you can make risk free returns

>>56140986
The spread on Oil is 5 cents, right? Actually Etoro has the best spread i've seen on cocoa (2$). Others have 4-8 and higher for fuckin cocoa.

5 cents isn't great, but ok. Can't judge individual stocks.

Lol I swear, indices are just algos trading individual stocks in circles and the index stays flat (like today). Today VW pumped on good news. Now DHL dumped -4%. No clue why. Probably only to keep the fuckin index flat as all other indices are practically all flat.

>>56140916
Obviously

>>56141021

Good to know. I won't be buying bonds.

>>56141061
Good to know. I will be buying bonds.

>>56141021

Don't sell your winners to subsidize your losers.

If a stock you own drops, don't try averaging down unless you fully understand why it dropped and are very confident it will come back.

Never touch a penny stock.

Buy stocks which are actually profitable.

Don't buy stocks which are overburdened with debt.

Don't buy stocks which are issuing shares or selling debt to fund their dividend.

Diversify until you know what you are doing. When you know what you are doing, make concentrated bets on sectors.

Don't try shorting unless you are rock solid sure a crash is imminent. If you think the market is overvalued, move to cash.

>>56141076

Go ahead. But the other guy has been losing money for years and I'm up 90% this year.

>>56141095
Oh no, will you cry today again when NVDA drops for no reason at all?

>>56141102

Cry? I only have exposure to NVDA through SOXL. My break-even on SOXL is $5.01. At this point, I don't care about the daily moves up and down, even if they are large.

>>56141061
keked.

funny how gold stays so strong (crabbing)

guys i cant break up with my gf, she loves me too much and i believe it would physically make her heart hurt but i dont enjoy the relationship anymore and its sometimes a chore to be together

>>56141127
Make her change for you. Simple as.

>>56138554
BUY PERI
BUY KEYS
BUY HSY

Always take some profit from your winning stock to help your other stocks that have been going down. It's going to pay off big in the long run.

>>56141127
Every guy thinks that. Overblown ego. Just end it and stop being so full of yourself. You will both be hopping on dick a week later.

Heh, my best performing stock is in fact Lundin Gold. Beautiful divvies, gold only ever goes up, you can't lose. Unless JPow throws a wrench in my gold tomorrow by hiking, gold will most likely go to 2000+ by EOY. Glorious

>>56141136
she claimed that she already changed for me but as a human you cant change completely and i didnt even ask for that but i cant also change so much for her so the result are repeatinf conflicts for the same small bullshit every month and every few weeks

>>56141164
>the result are repeatinf conflicts for the same small bullshit every month and every few weeks
If you aren't happy put and end to it.

>>56138751

You send her natsoc memes dumbass

>>56138751
you ask if meeting or not. If no, don't give further attention.

>>56138610
this looks like such a pain to manage
so glad I'm all in VT besides cash

>>56141155
How much do you sell?

can you feel it?

Good morning, Tuesday morning.

They slurp Oil. They might even suck braps

Anyone else catch Bramo kvetching about antisemitism on Twitter on Bloomberg Surveillance this morning?

>>56140230
Imagine the smell.

hmm is realty income finally in the buy zone
they wouldn't do anything retarded like cut their dividend and crater after 10 brazilian years of non-stop growth... would they...

Do I go to work today?

They are stocking up for FOMC.

Where the f*ck did everyone go?

>>56141350
hell no. just go for the 10x trade and quit your job.

>US Joins
>They suddenly nuke Sweden
Yo this fuckin KEK sweden. Plays tough during EU only to get assfucked by US.

The fucking Premier of the UAW came out with a list of demands and deadlines. Dude talks like a terrorist holding the poor auto manufacturers hostage. BRING IN THE FUCKING ILLEGALS AND REPLACE THESE MORONS ALREADY!!!! THIS ECONOMIC TERRORISM HAS TO STOP!!!

>futes

is it too late to play ttoo ??

im thinking of gambling with 50$. dont wanna do anything big before fomc

>>56141441
we should replace all the CEOs and politicians and govt workers with illegals. think of the savings!

wow smg is even more dead than yesterday...where the fuck is everyone?

>>56141441
Their demands will be their undoing bankrupting their employers they'll end up unemployed sooner or later.

EU is literally picrel, day in day out.

We’re dumping today aren’t we

>>56141466
lubing up for FOMC

>>56141466
Preparing for the fake pump in 40 mins only to dump tomorrow after FOMC.

>The Organization for Economic Co-operation and Development (OECD) on Tuesday upgraded its projections for the global economic growth in 2023, setting the rate at 3% for the year. The gross domestic product (GDP), however, is expected to slow to 2.7% next year.

line goes up

>>56141465
Sorry, you have to be elected to the board and only shareholders get to vote, and you need to be a natural born citizen to be president as outlined in article 2 section 1 of the constitution retard.

>>56141466
i was alone in the bond thread thinkin its the last smg

OIL
OIL
OIL

It's over our girl has capitulated. Does not bode well going into FOMC today

https://twitter.com/demk0814/status/1703939174435557749

OIL PUMPS ON HIGHER CANADIAN INFLATION; LMAO

>>56141490
My TLT put options are going to increase in value today because yields are going up not down. Fucking retards betting on cheap access to capital when the tightening cycle is only just getting started. I almost feel bad for these retards who went long TLT instead of just buying the 2 year notes and actually getting a return instead of just losing money.

>>56141502
>Buying 2Y bills.
>Making a return.
What's next you're going to tell me inflation is at 3%?

Recommend me a stable stock to back a core of a portfolio. I'm thinking of actively trading again after missing the market for half a year.

>>56141506
Still would have been better than sitting in cash, or eating a 10% loss buying TLT.

BOIL
BOIL
BOIL
I sold too much of mine already thinking we'd surely be hitting the low 50s to upper 40s by today after dipping into the 52s, and here we are reaching into the 58s instead.

>>56141511
Sure but you're still losing money compounded.

Why is everybody bearish on FOMC?

TOTAL BAGGIE DEATH.

Kill Baggie. Behead Baggie. Roundhouse kick Baggie into the concrete. Slam dunk Baggie into the trashcan. Crucify Baggie. Defecate in Baggie's food. Launch Baggie into the sun. Stir fry Baggie in a wok. Toss Baggie into active volcanoes. Urinate into Baggie's gas tank. Judo throw Baggie into a wood chipper. Twist Baggie's head off. Report Baggie to the IRS. Karate chop Baggie in half. Curb stomp Baggie. Trap Baggie in quicksand. Crush Baggie in the trash compactor. Liquefy Baggie in a vat of acid. Eat Baggie. Dissect Baggie. Exterminate Baggie in the gas chamber. Stomp Baggie's skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Baggie in the oven. Lobotomize Baggie. Mandatory abortions for Baggie. Grind Baggie in the garbage disposal. Drown Baggie in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Baggie with anti-matter. Kick Baggie down the stairs. Feed Baggie to alligators. Slice Baggie with a katana.

>>56141524
indecision is gayness for the market

>>56141517
No, check your math. You're actually getting a return on investment.

>>56141544
Tell me how inflation is 3%.

>>56141499
Everyone keeps talking about how America, China, or Europe are about to collapse but honestly out of economies worth over a trillion dollars Canada feels like it's the most genuinely fucked. Maybe Russia but their data is so obfuscated I can't really comment on whether they're doing good or bad.

NFG

>>56141557
>>56141509

>>56141552
Inflation is below 4% 2 year treasuries are paying 5%. Don't take my word for it. Do your own do dilly retard.

My garbage got raided by a bear last night, it's a sign.

>>56141571
>Inflation is below 4%
Keked.

>>56141575
You sure it wasn't one of them wild bipocs, or illegals?

>>56141555
How is this even possible? Canada probably is self-sufficient on oil, since they export to the US, lmao.

As I told the negro the other day, the best BOIL buying and selling opportunities last seconds to minutes, trades will not always just sit around waiting on you to be able to make them. Context was me saying that HOOD 4.9% on uninvoosted cash *sitting there ready for a trigger pull on a trade* is better for a *trader* than slightly higher yields on money you have to move before trading.

Oil is not stopping, yo wtf.

>>56141589
From what I can gather their economy's been woefully mismanaged to the point of almost parody.

>>56141593
Meant to include that peak there was $58.37.

What to buy right at open? SOXL?

>>56140197
>least niggers and jews
>happiest

Well i'll be...

Also my spy calls at 445 expire today. Im fucked arent I.

>>56141625
If you don't know what to buy and why then don't buy anything, just watch until you see for yourself.

>>56141625
Crox with 3x leverage

>>56141456
Nope, just in time
https://investors.t2biosystems.com/news-releases/news-release-details/t2-biosystems-receives-fda-510k-clearance-t2biothreat-panel

oilchads can't stop winning

>>56141625
SOXL as well as NVDA, Unity, BBBYQ, GME, SOUN, BBAI, CXAI

>>56141346
DOC is the much wiser reit choice.

>>56141676
>BBBYQ, GME
You have to go back

The market isn't even opened and I've already lost 5 cents on these retarded "bank of china" bonds I bought months ago because I thought all bonds were pretty much the same.

reminder that we are heading toward
>hundreds of bank failures
>massive bond failure and liquidity crisis
>deep recession, if not depression
reminder that this is inevitable, and the sooner that this natural part of the cycle completes, the sooner we can get back to growth, and the more that you fight it, the worse it will be

>>56141596
Why would it stop?

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

My bull case? Alien tech is revealed to have already been fully backwards-engineered and only AMERICA and AMERICA alone controls infinite energy.

>>56141708
Aaand I'm up 0.4%
Woohoo!

US DUMPING
EU PUMPING
FUCK YOU AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAA

Bros... my money....

INTEREST IS UP
AND THE STOOKS MARKET'S DOWN
ONLY GET MUGGED
IF YOU GO DOWN TOWN

there wont be another green day in 2023

>Crox maximalists with 3x leverage at opening with a hefty return
You should have listened

slurpers WILL be rinsed

there wont be another green day in the next 3 decades

>>56141753
America is going full JAB

The liberal Jews (who voted to destroy America) are responsible for the inflation and the financial crisis we are about about to experience.

>>56141738
>>56141753
For NO BOIL NIGGERS

>>56141766
>The liberal Jews
What other kind of jew is there?

i didn't buy oil, it's so fucking over

>>56141770
I really don't think that ETF works the way you think it does.

>>56141657
i boughted. if it get stopped i blame you for losing 11$

>>56141772
Ultraorthodox

>>56141778
They're only conservative for jews though. They're liberal for everyone else.

I love wendys.
Also I hope you anons are buying bonds and selling equities. we are going into a cold cold winter.

>>56141776
>NO BOIL NIGGER jibber jabber
No, I don't think it works the way *you* think it does. I have literally watched it closely all day every single day for most of this whole year.

>>56141793
Have you now.

Just went all in on NIO

>crab market jewry on the indices

>>56140976
Dumbfuck take that L on this calls

>>56141777
checked
it'll go back up anon

>>56141817
I
REPEAT
>I don't think it works the way *you* think it does.
You have no clue what you are seeing in that chart.

>wake up
>email notification that my bull put spread got assigned early
Oh

Looks spooky, but I'm only limited to $60 loss if I assign early like they did. But now that I have raw shares it's unlimited upside... I'll have to see what the daily cost of carry is for being short $7000 cash, but this might otherwise be profitable to hold like I planned

Lmao there's just no fucking reason for ALL SEMIS to dump in unison

>>56141774
Buy brap in time for winter.

I saw a porn vid yesterday where the ho was dressed up like wendy and the dude nutted on some fries at the end.

>>56141863
yet they are. sector rotation.

When are we going to stop crabbing? Over 20 minutes in and we haven't had any real move

>>56141863
The UAW is forcing companies like Ford and GM to cancel POs retard.

>>56141863
look at oil, look at yields
these two things are enough alone, let alone the overall economic backdrop and the insane bubble valuations the "ETFization" of sectors and the million other factors
just look at oil and yields today
inflation is back, yields need to go higher, inflation round 2 electric boogaloo
higher yields = more guaranteed hard landing = less semi demand in the future
stock price = all future cash flows as a lump sum, discounted
if future cash flows down = stock price down

>>56141851
It looks like an ETF issuing shares to cover futures.

>>56141863
You thought you brought a semi-con but really you got fully conned. Sorry for your loss, anon.

Guys, I'm opening up a waiting room for NVDA to go under 420

>>56141791
I wanna try that pumpkin spice cold nigga they have.

>>56141871
>dude nutted on some fries at the end.
Do he eat them?

Looks like we getting that lil trend resumption started

>>56141502
Didn't you say the opposite yesterday?

Wow these puts I had written off a month ago are actually going ITM.

Bullbros, I'm in.

>>56141502
>TLT put options
One of the few times I'm in agreement with baggot, this could mean TLTs go up now

>>56141897
baggie has been replaced with chatgpt, he was too expensive.

STOP SELLING ,AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>56141901
>getting bullish at the top
Peak /smgay/

THIS SELLING IS LITERALLY ILLEGAL
CALL THE SEC

>>56141887
Well to those who aren't looking through retard lenses, the zoom you posted looks like what appears to be a relatively flat line after an insane mooning that resulted from the Russian pipeline explosion last winter which is an incredible anomaly so you can't go by the one year chart and have any fucking clue how to operate the ETF day to day, week to week, month to month off of it.

>>56141901

What is the fucking baker taking one of them Union breaks? Fucking lazy bakers.

I forgot I would be in alignment with boiltroons if I went into brap. Maybe I will sell now.

BAGGIE PREPARE YOURSELF FOR A BAKE. BAKKIE

>>56141928
I feel like people are shilling it ironically as some sort of joke and so maybe I'm just getting trolled (or maybe I'm raining on the fun) but if you zoom in or out you can still see the exponential decay. The right side is just usually washed out and looks "flat" because that's how that works.

>>56141945
I'm not baking, I'm showing my solidarity with my baker brothers, and we're not going to bake until we're paid the wages and given the benefits we deserve.

Wtf, I was kidding about NVDA <420 waiting room, I thought I'd be waiting at least a month

>>56141943
It's still early you bitch stop with the early

>>56141913
no

Guys why do you buy stocks instead of crypto? I just took the SMG pill and it seems its a fucking meme. I bought 5 different shares, $50 into each and I look at my portfolio and im instantly 50% down because of fucking brokerage fees. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK??? Coinbase doesnt take anythingl like that much!! This has got to be a scam.

>>56141952
Somebody should call the 4chanational guard on you.

New ATH for me

>>56141137
BUY PERI
BUY KEYS
BUY HSY

I have a limit sell under the bid ask and it is not going through
Why is this?

>>56141968
If we're not paid a fair commission of $50,000 per thread baked, plus an additional $1000 for every shill link in the OP, we're not baking.

Recurring numbers and baggot must do as he promised last time and leave /smg/ forever

>>56141966
You fell for the pennystock meme didn't you.

>>56141978
Face literally ruins it for me.

>>56141983
Bump

>>56141976
Me too bro, we're so fucking back it's unreal. Total mumusimp genocide.

>>56141985
I'm calling Biden. This is unacceptable. You are a 4chanational threat. You cannot hold us all ransom, Terrorist

>>56141978
Is this AI

>>56141991
I love the way Asians look. I get the whole White supremacy thing but White women aren't the most beautiful.

You have no idea how short I am.

>>56141983
there has to actually be a real life buyer or seller on the other end for every trade bud, there isnt one

ngl, this was a pretty good smg, i bet the next one will be even better

>>56142002
I'm not white. Not 4chan white. Maybe some people would consider me white. But I wouldn't mind if not. I'm med. Shrimple as that.

>>56141893
No but she did. Kinda lame. I hate food stuff in porn

This feels like the time to finally become a BOIL troon

>>56142013
Maybe it's my tiny amount of jewish heritage causing me to betray my race.

>>56141949
As I have said over and fucking over, trade the THREE MONTH CHART, and of course there's fucking decay, it's a leveraged ETF, you don't long term hold it, you buy it low and sell it high, over and fucking over. You use macro knowledge of NATGAS seasonal curves and the EIA projections and futures curve to know when to do what by how much over the longer than a few days/weeks/months term. But if you're having this much difficulty seeing/grasping it then you really shouldn't be fucking with it. You are not being "trolled". Either watch it every day and learn directly how to operate a money machine or don't, it makes no difference to me. I try to turn Anons onto it because it is what I say it is and it doesn't benefit me in the least because it's not a fucking ponzi like STOOKS are. No matter how many shares anyone buys, none of it is on top of mine because it operates ONLY ON THE PRICE OF NATGAS, not on how many people buy/sell shares.

>>56142011
There's not going to be another /smg/, the bakers are all on strike.

>>56142012
Even if I put it at the ask or above or below nothing is happening

>>56142028

>>56142025
You'll have better days to buy than right now, it hit the 52s some yesterday, it's in seasonal transition where less AC is being used but heater use hasn't kicked in. Just watch it very carefully, learn the charts at 3 months and 6 months especially.

>>56142040
Why are these men so brown?

>>56142051
Gay, ID colour confirms. The 2 on the left and front mid are good. The lighter ones aren't my thing.

>>56142034
becuase there is no one to buy or sell to you, no one has or wants what you got bud

>>56142045
Yeah I've been watching it for a while. Idc that much about timing the bottom, we're heading into an explosive combo of winter, strong dollar, wobbly Europe, fucked China and a wobbling market.
I'm going to gradually and opportunistically build up a position around here.

Nuevo Hilo

>>56142089
>>56142089
>>56142089
>>56142089

>>56142034
The word you're looking for is "liquidity" as in there is none.

>>56141939
generational. bottom.

>>56141850
okay. i only bought 100 shares so not really risking much

>>56142082
>I'm going to gradually and opportunistically build up a position around here.
YEP. Same. I somewhat expect to hit into the 40s some but yesterday and today slightly diminishes the depth of that expectation.

>>56142015
Same. I'm only into cum snorting

>it dumps even lower
Mine shvantz. Thank you Jews!

I always think oil is about to break down and then it never fucking does.

>>56141657
How high do we think Itl go up