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Post Illegal ways to make money

>> No.56131401

>>56131379
Child trafficking is pretty illegal, but the jews behind it don't even get caught.

>> No.56131404

>>56131379
Making shit threads. Arrest him janny

>> No.56131434
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>>56131379
There's free copper wire inside those big noisy metal boxes on your street corner.
Jimmy it open and reach inside.

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>>56131434
There's also a lot of lithium in a Nissan Leaf.

DO NOT SHOOT THE MESSENGER.

>> No.56131463

>>56131379
1. put flour in plastic bags
2. sell to obvious glowing feds on facebook as if its not flour
3. make sure its across state lines
4. ???
5. Profit

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>>56131379
Buying XRP/LINK/AVAX in the presale and dumping it onto retail as an unregistered security

>> No.56131482

I've done to the conclusion that the best risk/reward lick is just illegal logging and oil pipeline theft.

>> No.56131521

>>56131379
Hunt the ducks in your local park and sell them to Chinese restaurants

>> No.56131524

>>56131379
Shove something up your cock hole

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This is special agent Donald Donaldson with the federal investigation agency and I would like to go on record saying all your ip addresses have been logged and are gonna be used in our thorough investigation. Please note that deletion of any posts you may (allegedly) have made will be useless and will be seen as fellony in hiding against a crime according to the bylaws paragraph 4.0 C dash 2.1 A.

You can expect us soon.

>> No.56131536

>>56131533
Requires two people for it to be a conspiracy unless the laws changed idk

>> No.56131553

>>56131536
You know what you caught me a bad mood I'm going to report you for impersonating the fbi.

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>>56131553
not if I report you first

>> No.56131562

>>56131559
Talking about crime is no illegal impersonating the fbi is

>> No.56131566

>>56131562
First of, it says FIA which i dont think exists.

Second: im not a burger so I dont care kek

>> No.56131579

>>56131533
Put Mulder on the case or fuck off fake Fedboi

>> No.56131889

>>56131559
YO THOSE TABS AND BOOKMARKS XD

>> No.56133587

>>56131559
Nigga what are you looking at on your computer?! WTF

>> No.56133603

>>56131379
Elder abuse is a good one, get grandpa to sign that asset transfer

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>>56131379

>> No.56133637

>>56131379
Selling cocaine was always the easiest one for me since you could stretch it by about 100% to instantly double profits

>> No.56133667

>>56131401
They do get caught ,they just don't face consequences ,jewish history is basically move somewhere in tribes ,get caught doing horrific immoral shit ,get kicked out rinse and repeat,rn we're at the stage where the younger generation are asking the Jewish question and that scares them

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>>56131559
Wtf man?

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>>56131379
We have had good threads about this in the past. Don't fuck it up.

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>>56131379
Pyramid schemes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br5JYIazGvA

>> No.56133886

>>56131401
There is a whole network for this. You can't just break into this market. They can get away with it. You will just get arrested / killed.

>>56131434
Metals is a good play. Find vacant property and do some independent contracting. Work the upper end of the market with 12AWG copper wire and copper plumbing. Look for houses with copper gutters.