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I am a 38 year old NEET who lives with his parents, if I learn to code will I be able to make it?

>> No.56129623

>>56129612
become an analyst

or work blue collar and save up, buy xrp and wait for moon

>> No.56129632

>>56129612
remote software engineer here.
They laid off half our department and making everyone return to the office full-time.
Sorry OP, but should've learned to code last year when tech companies were literally hiring people off the street.

>> No.56129642

>>56129612
AI will replace you in a couple more years

>> No.56129646

>>56129612
Nope. Everyone's fucked now. If you got a degree I seriously hope you used the money from the good times to pay off your loans because you're probably not going to get a similar opportunity for a long time.
--a coder who just got laid off.

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56129677

>>56129612
It’s over for everyone

>> No.56129684
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56129684

>>56129612
Just go on disability

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKIaHJvlR6s

>> No.56129695

>>56129623
>analyst
what does this even mean?
what do you analyze?

>> No.56129707

>>56129695
anal

>> No.56129721

>>56129707
lies

>> No.56129765

>>56129684
$900 isn't enough to pay rent almost anywhere.

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56129792

>>56129765
buy/rent a 5+ bedroom and build your a discord of neets

>> No.56129817

at this point your brain is thoroughly crystallized, your bad habits are set in stone

It is over

>> No.56129915
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56129915

>>56129612
I’m 36 and I just finished bootcamp and I’m about to get a job. I was a filthy lard ass NEET who had enough. The issue is, you can’t just jump in the deep end, you’ll drown, especially if you NEET’d a long time.

>get /fit/ first (you have no idea how useful this is)
>get a part time wagie to get back in the swing of working
>start learning to code doing YouTube tutorials basic HTML/CSS and then move to JavaScript
>Do Odin bootcamp after you feel comfortable
>save up and invest in a MacBook (fuck /g/, you’ll want this if you’re serious about coding since it’s industry standard)
>try to get a webshitter front end if you don’t have a degree
>if you have a degree in something unrelated, but useless go for full stack
>if you have a CS degree… nigga wut are you doing kek

Good luck OP, the reformed NEET shall inherit the earth WAGMI

>> No.56130008

>>56129915
>invest in a MacBook
This guy is a retard. Ive been in IT for 10yrs you dont need a fucking MacCuck

>> No.56130027

>>56129677
wouldn't it be funny if this guys "i'm retiring. it's over." video was the actual top signal of the "easy money decades"?

>> No.56130049

>>56130027
It literally is this dude is a prophet anons are just pissed at reality. There is 0 reason to be productive anymore

>> No.56130107

no

>> No.56130115

>>56130049
>It literally is this dude is a prophet anons are just pissed at reality. There is 0 reason to be productive anymore
I agree.
I saved that particular video for historical reference.

>> No.56130131

>>56129612
The tech bubble is over. Your best bet is to get into a trade while robotics isn't advanced enough to replace you

>> No.56130585

>>56130008
IT isn’t web development pajeet. It’s not required, it just makes the process easier. especially if you’re learning.

>> No.56131385

>>56129623
>xrp

god you people are so stupid

>> No.56131488

>>56129623
>become an analyst

Companies want college grads for their analysts

>> No.56131565

>>56130131
you talk like a incel doomer, there's still a lot of room for innovation in tech

>> No.56131575

>>56129612
Programming is a nice skill to have, but coding jobs are the worst thing you can do to yourself unless you're brain dead.

>> No.56131775

>>56129677

>listening to Kojima's advice

NGMI.

>> No.56132978

>>56129612
40yo NEET here. Seriously, why even bother?. It would be such a waste of time unless you really want to learn coding tho.

Try to learn something just in order to get a job rather than actually want to learn it could be the worst thing to do, telling you from my own experience.

>Just lay back and get comfy.

>> No.56133029

>>56129612
You already made it, if you don't need to work and can sustain your lifestile.
Other people need millions of dollars to do that.