/biz/ - Business & Finance

How do I invest in Taylor Swift?

>>56110394
wtftoe

is she still childless?

>>56110394
lmao at the seething nigger in the top left

First for buying TLT, and fiduciarily shaking hands with your future wife

>>56110410
>buying TLT

I love stocks, especially oil and uranium

>>56110409
>Seething
He looks tired, bored. You know the face when you blow up your face because you're standing at a spot for several minutes.

>>56110410
I made more money today being a tlt put holder. What the fuck is this shaking hands with women. Women exist to spread their legs and accept seed. The ones who don't have children are the ones you need to worry about the most.

>>56110409
Envy and rage at seeing pure aryan beauty

>>56110415
>investing in uranium stocks
>not investing in a fridge full of yellow cake
ngmi

>>56110415
>and uranium
CCJ has been amazing to hold. Feeling paper handed, though...
>>56110417
That anon meant the *literal* nigger in the left corner...
>>56110419
>tripfag
DIE DIE DIE

>>56110426
>The Jew fears the domestic uranium enricher

>>56110430
Newfren detected

Howbdidbyou find the thread?

>>56110430
>>56110421
You retards can't read faces. That's all. That isn't seething. He's tilting his head. He is bored, annoyed maybe of standing there with this ugly bag. He's probably gay, overly flamboyant and impatient.

>>56110406
And gay, yes.

Why is Arm an ADR? There isn't another listing besides Nasdaq.

>>56110430
>>56110421
>>56110409
He isn't even looking at taylor swift but past behind her. I thought you faggots could draw lines on charts?

>>56110435
First off, it’s a she
Second, your black skin is showing

>>56110413
>But isn't it true you said Hitler didn't short enough TLT during the war?

more like taylor pffft

>>56110426
>>56110430
This is just the beginning of the next leg up

>>56110435
It's literally walking through a hallway for 5 seconds and you're all retarded for reading further than that.

German automotive engineers can't compete with this.

>The know-how is core to Tesla's "unboxed" manufacturing strategy unveiled by Chief Executive Musk in March, a linchpin of his plan to churn out tens of millions of cheaper EVs in the coming decade, and still make a profit, the sources said. While Tesla has said its unboxed model involves producing large sub-assemblies of a car at the same time and then snapping them together, the size and make-up of the modular blocks is still the subject of speculation. Two of the sources said Tesla's previously unreported new design and manufacturing techniques meant the company could develop a car from the ground up in 18 to 24 months, while most rivals can currently take anywhere from three to four years.

>The five people said a single large frame -- combining the front and rear sections with the middle underbody where the battery is housed -- could be used in Tesla's small EV which it aims to launch with a price tag of $25,000 by the middle of the decade. Tesla was expected to make a decision on whether to die cast the platform in one piece as soon as this month, three of the sources said, though even if they do press ahead the end product could change during the design validation process. The breakthrough Tesla has made centers on the how the giant molds for such a large part are designed and tested for mass production, and how casts can incorporate hollow subframes with internal ribs to cut weight and boost crashworthiness.

stock to short: bmw, audi, porsche, VW, mercedes.
Two more weeks and I am a millionaire.

>>56110442
Call me what you want, you're still a faggot.

>>56110439
ADR means the banks get to charge you ADR fees, which are really cool.

>>56110434
kys baggot
>>56110435
>>56110441
not my fault this general gave me autism. also not a chart, so checkm8, tardo.
>>56110443
>Hitler was anti-TLT
True?
>>56110445
>next leg up
I'd like her legs up, if ya naw meeen haa aa ahhhaaa

>>56110447
Baggie, I don't even understand what you mean. You think the people that gather and stand there just arrive at the time the celebrity arrives?

>>56110448
>stock to short: bmw, audi, porsche, VW, mercedes.
Shouldn't you just short ALL publicly traded auto makers?
UAW strike seems like it may have an impact

>>56110452
I'm just riffing off the original clip: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phPMSCcpb40&t=2m53s

are we going to be shitposting when we're in the nursing home?

>>56110432
More like domestic urine dispensor

>>56110452
You tell me to kill my self, and in the same post question the same short TLT shit... well Hitler may or may not have killed himself.... all I want to know is why your so totally ignorant and an asshole.

Thread theme

https://youtu.be/usKSp9yPM2Q?si=shaLnihJLM3UP0AB

>>56110455
Yes, they sell tickets and hold events.

Good evening /smg/ 3d women are disgusting

>>56110415
Just checked oil. Holy fuck.

>>56110459
Yes, and I'll still be using void msb to ags gmaul spec for the K0, fuck mod mark and shout out to my nigger Owii

>>56110448
nice shot list lmao. BMW, VW, VW, VW and Mercedes. Really underlines your credibility

>>56110469
>makes anime real in you're path

>>56110464
Fuck you. I'm going to bed.

https://youtu.be/9h1davKgBYM?si=2-hdv1-DusnsLlG-

True thread theme

>>56110415
God, she fuckin stuns. She'd be part of the Reich. Scary bitch; I feel like she could turn on us at any moment. Short BMBL
>checks 1Y chart
Oh fuck, are they okay?

>>56110459
I hope so...
>>56110461
>You tell me to kill my self,
Yes
>>56110479
>ends up being a nigger or whatever it is
lmao disney couldn't be any worse

>>56110479
I don't invest in shitcoins.

>>56110469
How old is she?

>>56110486
I hope you don't make it to the nursing home.

>>56110448
>Audi
Lol, also Seat and Cupra

>>56110479
isn't that show a huge flop? Also why did they cast a 40 year old black woman as Ahsoka? On a similar note, is anyone considering buying Disney shares at these prices?

>>56110491
Shes probably a 300 year old demigod

>>56110491
Precisely as old as she needs to be

>>56110497
>kike
No one cares what you hope for, faggot.
>>56110503
Not until they get Disney+ figured out. They're still shedding massive amounts of subs; as are all streaming sites

>>56110507
>>56110503

>>56110430
Good post all around

>>56110515
What does Kim Dotcom cosplay have to do with anything?
>>56110518
Thanks. I felt it hit all the right notes

>>56110460
I want to drink her pee so fucking bad

>>56110521
I especially liked the part where you told the tripfag to die

>>56110523
id color checks out

>>56110523
I understand

>>56110527
>>56110521
>>56110518
What a disgusting circlejerk

>futures
bright green opex?

>>56110523
Financially and fiduciarily based

>>56110532
If someone pees in my car im gonna kill them

>>56110541
Normies like you need to be reminded where you are. You can leave anytime

>>56110548
Fag

>>56110541
>posts pics of "babyhead2"
"Baby Head", anon?? I dub thee, pedophile.
>>56110548
>If someone pees in my car im gonna kill them
You wouldn't suck it out of the seats? Depending on who it was, I would.

>>56110552
I might be better off, financially speaking as well as mentally.

>>56110560
It was for the guys who are into this /fit woman. That's why it is Nr.2

>>56110562
You're here forever like the rest of us, so you may as well accept the fact that Taylor Swift's hot pee is delicious, it will make things easier in the long run

>>56110556
>>56110560
Its literally stale piss.
Nobody finds that enjoyable and shows that you are virgins

>>56110507
>implying I'm a Jewish homosexual
I hope Jesus gives me the strength to forgive you and I will pray for you to change. In our name.

Yields...

Oil bros I kneel

For the future:
STOCKS =/ ECONOMY
STOCKS =/ ECONOMY
STOCKS =/ ECONOMY

STOCK = INFLATION HEDGE
STOCKS = GOOMBA
STOCKS = MONEY OUT OF PAPER

There are 2 crack heads yelling outside of my home, and it's making me want to anxiously hold a loaded gun...
>>56110567
>t. ian watkins
>>56110594
Not a virgin, just like pee.
>>56110598
>I hope Jesus gives me the strength to forgive you and I will pray for you to change.
God bless you, and I hope you find yourself to accepting Jesus Christ as your lord and savior :)

>>56110599
Remember the longest yeild curve inversion was 446 days, we are currently at 212

>>56110610
>446 days
Is that when we buy TLT? Some dude keeps saying we should buy TLT

>>56110608
You're impling I'm the pedophile? I'm not into that babyheaded girl. I was the one pointing it out to the fitfags who are into her.

>>56110603
nah dude, you tell that yourself today, but in the future, they'll be a reassessment and then we'll drop to sane level again based on
>"Stocks slip due to overvaluation after earnings disappoint"- Reuters
It's just musical chairs until a big lad drop the the mic

>>56110610
Yeah, I'm starting to think I can see this market staying like this for half a year.

EU is truly broken.

in 3rd world shitholes, hyperinflation makes the local stock market go parabolic. so why cant it do that to ours?

Goodjob on Lagarde for earning +400k a year and ruining the EU financially.

>FR Inflation Rate MoM Final AUG 1%
>FR Harmonised Inflation Rate MoM Final AUG 1.1%
Sacrebleu !!

>>56110521
that bitch sucks ass

>H&M fuckin up
>Zalando green
Algos all wrong!

>markets

>>56110684
The game was rigged from the start, the EU was a bad idea

>>56110676
Because we don't have hyperinflation, just a moderate amount of inflation and the stock market has been going very strong in the last couple of years.

I picked the absolute worst time in history to short TSLA.. the week before that faggot at MS said to pump his bags. I gotta stop gambling.. I still have 9/29 puts open because they are basically worthless. Hope they dump this shit in the next 2 weeks.

>>56110693
What's with inflation coming back?

oil bros really fucking us right now

EU isn't even trying ONE bit to stop

>>56110676
Dude hyperinflation is like %10000, this inflation is mild, it's not even 1970 tier. This also after long period of near %0, calm your tits

>>56110630
I'm the pedophile

>>56110726
Based market maker taste

>>56110402
Look up stocks involving cat food, wine, and all the other shit women who hit the wall enjoy.

>>56110630
rentfree

>>56110739
You are into her.

>>56110410
What the fuck is tlt?!

>bears utterly shr3kt in the US
>bears also getting heemed in Europe
Feels good man. Shorting is bs and the line unironically only goes up. Best way to hedge against all econonic downturns and dangers. Earnings are great, outlook is looking good. I have no idea why anyone would short now. Sure, poor peoppe are fugged but they don't matter

>>56110743
Barely

>>56110766
I didn't even know her name

>>56110772
k... keep me posted...

>>56110766
>this seems like a healthy obsession with some random person

>>56110755
>Best way to hedge against all econonic downturns and dangers
Lol, the best way to hedge against DOWNTURNS would be to short as downturn implies DOWN.

>>56110776
>you are obsessed!
>she has a babyface!
>it's a man!!
I don't care

>>56110460
Wait... is this real???

>>56110782
Bro forget everything said you have a whole folder on your computer dedicated to whoever the fuck that is. Why can't you just have a Pepe folder like everyone else and be happy? A good Pepe folder is an investment. Haven't you heard of rare Pepes, stalker anon?

>>56110782

>>56110790
Real and exceptionally heterosexual

>>56110790
Of course it isn't. Lurk more

Yesterday was the generational bottom.

>>56110790
It's super legit but some prudes had to ruin it by shooping in some clothes

>>56110752
Fake bonds

>Nasd-ACK!

>>56110834
>>56110851
Yeah I prefer the original better.

Bros my girlfriend is pissing me off I love her so I'm venting here. She is jealous over a new hire who invited me to a party lel I have no intentions of cheating bc my gf is wayy cuter. Thinking about going to the party anyways if my vfs puts print

I will never understand simps. Imagine caring about some random online skank when you can care about your equity balance.
EU raises inflation outlooks (meaning additional destruction of the middle and lower classes) which will ensure the high earning targets. This is highly bullish for those that can't read between the lines.
DAX and OMX once again giga pumping and completely erasing the bearish sentiments of last month.
The European industry has come out of this even better than it was before. This giga money printing really was insanely bullish for the industry.
Seriously, look at the money supplies for example for Germany or Sweden. QT and the amount of money in circulation is pretty much still the same (at ATH).
Some bearishness may persist still but come on

Autoworker strike started
AKA inflationary pressure increase forcing more aggressive monetary policy

>>56110460
No way that's real

>>56110861
Cheat on her and lie to her about it and tell her she had nothing to worry about. It's a win, win even if shit goes wrong since women don't reward men for honesty anyway and they love drama and backhanded compliments.

>Poland 10,1% inflation y/y, after 10,8% last month
>Cut rates 75 bps last time instead of only 25bps which is too much already
Lol

>>56110873
How's news in Sweden? Are they partying Riksbank might not hike once more despite your currency being at all time low?

>>56110895
who tf is Rik?

>>56110890
Kek I may go if she gives me shit about it this weekend. I've cheated on her in the past and gotten it out my system. Now I actually want to be with her plus she would look at me.with her giant eyeballs and be able to see right through me. It's pretty hot how jealous she can get tho

>>56110898
He's the president of sweden

>>56110460

>>56110898
How can this market repump a week of dropping in literally less than 24 hours? Mumus have it too easy.

>>56110902
>why is my girlfriend jealous
>I cheated on her

>>56110902
Cool story bro, pat on your back.

>>56110908
Doesn't know any of that ever happened. Just a territorial and naturally possessive female

>>56110908
You have no idea how hard a girl will simp for you when you cheat on her but go ahead keep being a "nice guy" to women. I'm sure one day it will work for you.

>>56110895
Actually every "expert" is now convinced that a 25 bps hike is now guaranteed. And yet we pump. Yesterday's hike was also higher than expected (consensus was a pause) and yet we giga pumped... and EURO dumped.
Apparently, the market is now pricing in the fact that this is the top.
In Sweden, they moved the inflation target of 2% to 2025 and beyond. Not even this EURO dump was enough for the currency though. It's crap and keeps going down the gutter.
It's all crap. I'm just gonna start DCAing into index funds

>>56110924
How's that? CPI came in pretty "weak" I mean, below 5 from over 6.

This shit yesterday may have to do with this OPEX garbage. The same thing happened June 15th after Fed hike. So like 16-19th june t could easily turn around again. I didn't think of that. It felt like the same meltup yesterday.

>>56110891
>Good.

>>56110944
The core inflation (the main CPI that Riksbanken is looking at according to themselves) is still +7%. The inflation (overall) went down so drastically only because of one particular factor and that is electricity. Since electricity was monstrously expensive last year and the prices this summer have been below the historic average, inflation overall went down drastically.
But electricity is starting to go back up, gas/oil up massively, service and recreation massively up... and so on.
The rate hikes haven't contributed SQUAT to the downturn of inflation. It has more to do with the comparison effect and "base" effects as the central banks like to call it. Since inflation was high last year, the growth of inflation this year will of course seem mild by comparison (even though realistically we have 20-30% inflation over two years).
Normies will start to re-finance their loans toward the end of this year and next year so that is when the rates SHOULD start contributing towards disflation.
So yeah, at least one hike is expected. If they don't, we will have a 5% inflation even next year and the currency will go to shit.
But of course, despite all this, stocks will keep mooning.
But who cares right? Apparently, this is now a thread about simps

>>56110958
Oh, so the second number (+7) is core? It doesn't say CORE/KERN inflation, wtf.

>The rate hikes haven't contributed SQUAT to the downturn of inflation. It has more to do with the comparison effect and "base" effects as the central banks like to call it. Since inflation was high last year, the growth of inflation this year will of course seem mild by comparison

Well that is why it is realistic for inflation to go back to 2% over a few years, we all know though that combined together it's it is 30-40% since corona.

>The percentage of credit card debt flowing into serious delinquency rose from 3.35% in the second quarter of 2022 to 5.08% in the second quarter of 2023

uh bros, we looking at another GFC here? Last time it shot up that high was around 2008...

>>56110975
nothingburger

>>56110975
Credit card debt doesn't matter look at delinquencies on all loans.

>>56110971
Yeah, but to be completely honest Sweden is still relatively fine. Besides most people here having short-term mortgages and maybe getting rekt by EOY and next year as they re-finance, the wages are good and the food isn't actually that expensive. What is expensive in Sweden is the gasoline/diesel (most expensive diesel in the entire world).
I am actually on "vacation" in Central Europe right now (Czech Republic, Slovakia, and so on) and HOLY CRAP people here must be millionaires. The food here is brutally expensive. The wages suck compared to Sweden but food is twice as expensive and that's even accounting for the currency.
Either normies are really rich or are still living on cheap loans from Covid. Hell, I know a mechanic that secured a 5M loan during Covid at mere 2%. They really were giving away the money like candy. And it was even worse in the US.
And most of that money is now in the markets, multiplied many times over. There is a good reason why the market won't stop pumping any time soon.
The monetary inflation was insane. And all because of a meme virus from China, just wtf?

>>56110975
No biggie, as long as line goes up I'm happy

>>56110975
It's fine. Stop scaring us with your FUD, bobo

>>56110985
People have more money than they say. But they still hate when things get extraordinary more expensive in relation to their earnings and their abilities to hedge (not everybody is into stocks). So essentially they are draining their savings for all that.

>>56110975
>bros, we looking at another GFC here?
Yeah. No doubt about it. Only question is when it reaches critical mass and market no longer abides pablum ideas like soft landings and rate cuts. Whed Fed cuts rates and the market still drops, it's go time. Probably sometime around when yield curve uninverts. Yield curve inversion is the warning, yield curve flattening back is the apocalypse foretold.

>>56110988
That line is gonna shoot up like a fucking cliff when student loans come back next month

Lol just got the notice that options on EU50 expire today in 1 hour and DAX in 2 hours. Interested to see what happens after.

>>56111024
many closed them already

>>56110975
Priced in.

I wish I could hunt down and snap the neck of the simp who keeps posting this worthless bitch

Goddamnit if I had only waited a few more milliseconds
>>56111111

>>56111111
Witnessed and checked. Bravo anon

Uh what have I just done, will the matrix delet now

>>56111111
kek based recursive get

>>56111111
based fuck simps

>>56110394
Are we buying ARM or what? Will it dump in a week like most IPOs?

The fucked up thing is this isn't even the 1st time I've had this kind of thing happen with a get

>>56111130
Inverse mom points just like smg and you should be good

>>56111130
>>56111136
I bought a share. If you ask me nicely I may consider selling it so the price keeps going up.

>>56111111
A self (You), with numbers
Impressive. Very nice.

>>56111130
You are buying the technology, not the business. The only way I can see it keep growing is if a big tech buys a stake in it (probably Apple or Nvidia)

>>56111142
Reminder that pedophiles are not welcomed on /smg/

How come the UAW strike got so much support but the railroad workers were told to fuck off with their protest?

>>56110394
When is the crash scheduled for again, it's been a while since I shorted

Why was the ECB hike so bullish for INGERLUND?

>>56111153
Incredibly unbased
Absent of the market makers taste
So crass to prefer raisins
to that of fresh grapes
Niggers tongue my anus
https://youtu.be/GDVqjpCbYhg?si=og9h7IvAARqv7nU6

ARM gonna do a vinfast run up to options, then double from gamma squeeze because... Its somehow AI okay??

>>56111154
Becauae big daddy feds have laws that they can strike bust. Automakers are going out of business because Teslas gigapress system though.

>>56111111
you did good anon

>>56111111
witnessed. Never give up

>>56111111
Wow
Checked
And based!

>>56110445
ARM more like LEG.

Kazatomprom keeps pumpening.

Imagine being chinese, buying a home before its built, then they just stop halfway through. Paying 38k usd to live worse than homeless in usa

And people thought NVDA was overpriced... check out ARMs P/E. Makes NVDA look like an even better investment

https://youtu.be/hHUbLv4ThOo?feature=shared

>>56111287
NVIDIA at least is growing a lot. ARM is stagnant and its only value is if a bigger company wants a stake in the technology

>>56111289
You don't really listen to that shit do you, anon? Satire right?
https://youtu.be/xVur_qkGypw?si=06IDy44nNyp62Wcm

>>56111299
No
https://youtu.be/5ha4CNO2NGo?si=rA7MjXbURpl6XxsH&t=4393
Also something to see for the cunnyfags in here

Happy O dividend day to all good investors. (If you haven’t bought O at these prices you just aren’t a very good investor)

>>56111326
1 hour in for cunny timestamp

>>56111338
I also wanted to reply with a track I like. And combined it with what /smg/ likes.

2% inflation H2 2025, yeeeeah.
imagine having 10% in 2022, then although it's yearly based, inflation does another 4-6% on your +10% and you expect in 2024 another 3-4% (at least not 2), and in 2025, THEN, you expect it to be 2% after the previous 3-4%. That's one nice drag

>>56111344
A man of the people I see. Very nice
https://youtu.be/WtQ7yz0zqew?si=HQq3l7x0X_qDQS4V
For you anon

>>56111358
Imagine a 30% food inflation, 30%+ recreation inflation, 30%+ gasoline inflation, 20%+ rent inflation, and 30%+ service inflation over the course of two years. Haha, can't be Europoors, haha. The service inflation in particular is insane here. Wage inflation has also completely soared. Tradies take INSANE amounts of money for the simplest jobs. As a result I've been learning myself to do most household stuff and man oh man did I realize that tradies are being overpaid like crazy. Their job is something a monkey can do (then again you can say that about 90%+ jobs).
Anyway, just look at real wage growth. Horrible... Interestingly, company profits have somehow beaten inflation. That really is inderasting

Taylor Swift more like Pooplor Poopft.

should i buy ASML or AMAT?

>>56111294
Stagnant and time is running out (at the scale of the decade). They're getting cucked by their own customers throwing their weight into advancing RISC-V.

>>56111394
AMAT will slowly get their market share decimated in China from Chink competitors and Tokyo Electron which is 30% of its business. ASML still looks like a monopoly

>>56111384
Yeah. it's insane. The goal should be a mean inflation of 2% over 5-10 years and not a fuckin 20% spike and then go "WE WILL BRING IT BACK TO 2% (and not even in the fuckin next year, but over several years).
Fuck no, we want 2% mean for 10 years. Even that +20% fuckin out.
The last years compared to 2019 was probably 40% total.

>>56111366
Aaah, lo-fi stuff. Here another for somewhat cunny.
https://youtu.be/JFfspfsc-eg?feature=shared

>>56111394
No, SeptemBEAR starts in earnest after opex (which is today). Don't long anything right now.

What do you guys think of private equity stocks? They are loaded on debt (it is their business model afterall) but they seem to beat the market consistently mainly because they are a leverage investment instrument and line always goes up. I do think that it is an interesting strategy specially if interest rates start to get lowered again

>>56111394
AMAT seems way more bullish. If ASML keeps dropping, I'd pick ASML though. AMAT is very close to ATH though... though its P/E is also way lower. Hmm, tough call m8. I guess I would hold cash right now or put it into Pepsi
>>56111405
>The goal should be a mean inflation of 2% over 5-10 years and not a fuckin 20% spike
Heh, g1 m8. That's their goal isn't it? To hollow out the lower classes. Two year spike where they get to work on reducing the state debt along with inflicting a massively negative real wage "growth". Then we go back to 2% and the NPCs will yell victory and everybody is happy. Classic manipulation. Raise prices 200%, reduce by 50%, and you are left with a nice +100% and people are happy

>>56111416
HIGHER FOR LONGER

>>56111401
>AMAT will slowly get their market share decimated in China from Chink competitors
how exactly? SMIC already has chink suppliers so China isn't an important market for AMAT anyway.

>>56111422
Fuckin same bullshit with Euro introduction when they sneaked in higher prices thanks to the change.
>lower number
>cheaper haha
Actually more expensive after it.

>These oil prices

Guys, I'm scared

>>56111440
What do you mean? Check september 2022 oil, we are barely inflational. October was as high as now. Next month it will be 0% y/y

>>56111430
>how exactly? SMIC already has chink suppliers so China isn't an important market for AMAT anyway.
https://www.statista.com/statistics/934305/applied-materials-net-sales-by-region-country/
It is literally their main market

WHY IS EVERTYHING SO GREEN

>>56111423
What is this schizo reply?

>>56111464
>He didn't post greeneyes
>Even has green id

>>56111440
110 is sustainable factoring in inflation. 140 means certain death to the economy. It went to 120 last time before killing everything.

>>56111416
They seem pretty risky to me. If it's not 0DTE index options utilizing narrow butterfly spreads on a triple witching, then I'm not touching it.

But its up to you to set them up directionally or crabbish. Id target range about $3 south of current if I were you (slightly bearish), but hey it's your money.

Personally, I'm still waiting for the approval on hourly options, but that probably won't happen til next year at the earliest

>>56111416
How do you go about acquiring such stocks?

>>56111464
Seasonality

>>56111136
>growing brigade of competitors
They mean RISC V companies?

>>56111440
Inflation adjusted crude prices (WTI).

>>56111440
SPX (non inflation adjusted) as a comparison.

>>56111486
By going to bars frequented by con artists. Maybe you'll even get a nice printed restricted stock certificate like the one I got from 2006 sitting in a drawer somewhere

If I enable stock lending I know that it changes dividend payments from dividend income to regular income. That’s bad for tax purposes. But that shouldn’t matter for my Roth correct?

>drops a little
>instant SPIKE up
I hate this action

>>56111510
Idk but aren't you basically loaning your shares so somebody can short the stocks you own?

Who has the comfy fall apu image? It’s feeling like that time of year here.

>>56111520
Yes. I’m okay with that because if they want to short what I own they can borrow them from someone else

>ECB President Christine Lagarde insists that interest-rate cuts aren’t something being considered by policymakers, yet investors are already betting on them

Toptier degeneracy. She didn't even seem like she was dovish and it still was interpreted as such. She seemed depressed, down. Like what she does doesn't matter, doesn't affect the prices and that she is forced to raise again.
She speaked of economic slowdown and these greeders interpret it as rate cuts soon. Literal hostage situation. She clearly isn't in control and the market knows it. Same for Powell.

futures

>>56111521

>>56111521
You mean this one?
>>56111497
Utterly disgusting. Extremely abundant, should cost less than $30 at any given time. Yeah, oil can easily go to 100+ and nobody would care, which I find weird. I am so sick of these greedy companies and the expensive gas

>>56111545
I'm sorry that you see it that way. Don't own shares of money making companies and stay poor. I like owning shares in companies that make margins so big it's pornagraphic.

>>56111544
>>56111545
Thanks anons, will add these to my collection, but I was looking for the one where he’s raking the leaves

>>56111545
>cherry blossoms
>fall

>>56111544
I'm only happy when it rains

>>56111560

>>56111556
Meh, oil stocks don't really have all that low P/Es. Many other stocks have way higher margins or better earnings. I made nice money on oil last year and got out. I know I am a sentimental retard but that business is so jewed that I don't even know what is going on. Commodities are just too greedy for me

YOU FAGGOTS TOLD ME IT WOULD SHIT ITSELF RIGHT AWAY

>>56111586
Cost you an arm and a leg?

Mr 10yr is about to go to retirement age

>>56111536
pretty sure she has been poppin pills for years now

Look back on SPY every time import/exports have been reported the past two months. Every time it has dumped. Every. Time.

guys... the yields... ever since they paused rate hikes its been inverting again

>>56111615
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>56111586
I WAS WRONG OKAY

>>56111619
what does that mean?
they need to print this money to pay it or what

i just realized t swift hit the wall. it's fucking over

>>56111625
I would still lick her post-wall butthole

>>56111619
Seems like a lot of money, but doesnt 3.4 trillion in derivatives expire just today?

>>56111586
>most irrational bull market since tulip mania
>90% of trading is done by permabull bots
>"dude why are stocks going up?"

>>56111624
they issued $ 1 trillion bond in 2021 for 2 years
back then the yields were lmao 1%
so the interest payments were $100 billion a year

but now they need to sell the bond again and interest rates are 5%
so the interest is multiplying by 5 to $500 billion lmao

it just happens that 30% is expiring right now and needs to be refinanced

sick of noticing things and then saying to myself "just take loan out and buy loads". Bitcoin at $200 will always be the worst one. Now its just simple trades in companies you've watched grow like NVDA. AAPL AMZN obviouls now etc. Back to square one.
t.safe commodity hwore

>>56111641
I do not envy anyone lookin at this era to explain just how fucked things are. 2008 didn’t have retards letting algos run trades.

>>56111646
I passed on ARM since all the other IPOs that have been offered on Robinhood have tanked but I had a feeling it would be clown world once I saw that all the FAGMAN companies would be buying shares.

>>56111641
I will never forgive mumus for acting like a feral pack of wild

>>56110415
All I see is a dude in a wig and shiny dresses and heels

What ticker should I invest in based on this data?

Good morning sirs, what are your triple witching expectations for today ? will it be a nothingburger like always ?

>>56111660
ipo last chance saloon now too mega cap wise.

>>56111699
everything will close at the exact price to the penny that makes the most calls and puts expire worthless

>>56111718
That’s why you gotta take profits

>>56110394
I've been gone for a few days and images still take over 9,000 minutes to load. wtf, lol? Did Hiroshimoot just give up or what?

tlt baggies where are you?

>>56111699
max pain is at 440 so let's dump 2%, thanks

>>56111739
behind govz

>>56111724
i like to pick random expirations when i buy options not the big ones. although these days the best scam is the 0dte's but i dont have the time for that

For my next trick, I will turn this $10 into $100

>>56111615
deteriorating economies are bullish, fed pump soon

>>56110599
Imagine the smell.

>>56111766
Another penny stock, another few hundred retards holding the bag to eternity and a general made on /biz/.

>>56110394
I wonder what her asshole smell like

Reminder that September is the new year and as a gift nothing better than discounted stock market

>‘Sell Rosh Hashanah, buy Yom Kippur’ stock-market pattern is just a calendar event

>These two holidays typically occur during September — the worst-performing month of the year

>ARM bagholder now

>futes

>>56111792
>he fell for the IPO
classic

>>56111688
I'm not sure there's an obvious play. Shipping companies would be the most obvious beneficiaries, but any upside they're seeing isn't going on the balance sheet, and even if it was, it would have minimal impact because a stock like Maersk or Matson is influenced by much larger economic trends.

>futures

>>56111688
NASDAQ CIA

>>56111740

>>56111688
Rehab industry

alright boys im gonna start shorting ARM wish me luck

>>56111866
Good luck

>>56111866
Do it, maybe your luck is worse than mind and will push the price back up.

>>56111747
>>56111615

>>56110415
>tfw you realize she's 6'6 in those shoes
Feels very bad man

>>56110415
it's weird how in democracy prostitutes are put on pedestal

>>56111821
Those poor ARM execs needed some new yachts, that was mighty nice of all the new bagholders to chip in like that

>>56111688
privately run prisons
GEO

just got some pizza and some pepsi here.

gonna smoke after. good times

I just got a settlement for $100k. What do I invest in?

>>56111883
>>56111887
I will hedge my short on ARM by going long on LEG. Have to adjust strategies for this clown world

And just like that, it begins...

>>56111926
bbbyq
gme
soun
bbai
arm

>>56111926

>>56111938
Well, maybe I should forget I asked.

Oil reigns supreme as always

Import and export prices are soaring.
Manufacturing is making a raging comeback.

>4503 SPX for AM expiry
lmao. they really managed to pull off the 4500 pin, again. bravo market makers. bravo.

>>56111945
USDOLLAR at the top of the range.
Does it break higher or start falling back from here???

>>56111926
All in
0DTE puts hedged with an entire DOGE coin long

>>56111926
COIN but you are not allowed to look at price 10 months after you buy. 11th month you sell.

https://youtu.be/ljvptbyvt6c?feature=shared

>>56111951
looks bullish

>>56111948
With jews you win (lots of money)

>>56111938
at what point do these retards go "maybe I'll just actually invest instead of gamble"?
Even if this faggot went full boomer and went into VT he'd have made $30,000 and be at $150,000

>>56111936
>>56111953
>>56111954

Thanks for the tips. I’m looking into all of this.

>>56111938
He still has 432,79$. Can EASILY win it back in 2-3 weeks.

>>56111980
>"maybe I'll just actually invest instead of gamble"

>>56111993
these faggots will never be happy until they are "rich" from gambling. Which tells me they both don't know what true happiness is and will never be rich enough to stop gambling

>>56111990
He could make $10k with that today if he bought a bunch of 1dte $10 $444 spy puts

>>56111993
US Export Price Index (M/M) Aug: 1.3% (exp 0.4%; prevR 0.5%)
- US Export Price Index (Y/Y) Aug: -5.5% (exp -6.8% prev -8.0%)
Are you exporting INFLATION?

>>56111993
Picrel is essentially true. But don't gamble it on ONE fuckin GAMBLEstock. Gamble it leveraged on indices or Oil or whatever LEGIT stuff, something that 90% dying.

>>56111980
jaimie is such a slut
their adhd consoomer brain in physically not capable of long term investing, they are fated to lose everything.

>>56111993
Not true, you can actually cut back enough expenses to make it if you have a decent job. Most people aren't willing to go all the way though.

>>56112013
genuinely impressive the asian XY genetics can create that

>>56112024
Nah, not really. You can barely start a family if you earn 100k post-tax and live in low-cost-of-living area.

>>56112012
dude lost money in the biggest bullrun of the century
like he saw the S&P going up and up and never once went "maybe I could leverage that?"

>>56111951
It could probably go either way but for macro reasons in the next few months the Eurozone is much more fucked than America so they Yuro is probably gonna perform poorly.

>>56112032
>You can barely start a family if you earn 100k post-tax and live in low-cost-of-living area.
>$100,000 post tax
>$8300 a month
>even if you mortgage a $4000 house you still have more than half left over
mother fucker had bad are you at your fucking finances?

>>56110521

It's still early for Yellow Cake

>>56112035
What did he even buy? Some memestock or leveraged ETF? Anyways, this much money you put into something that is being traded, something that is important, not some meme to gamble on. If you want to double and tripple it, use derivatives. But keep the underlying the same and not some memestock.

>>56112035
or maybe he went full retard buying calls that expired OTM

>>56110716
>print more money
>WHY IS THERE MORE MONEY

>>56112057
If it's oil then it's not printing

>>56112043
>pay for the privilege of living in nigger-free neighbourhood
>private education for your kids
>groceries, energies, car and house maintenance and insurance
>modest personal spends for you and your wife
4k per month barely covers this. You can forget about saving and aiming for modest generational wealth.

what percentage of my portfolio should be international?

0%?
20%?
40%?
50%?

can't make up my mind.

reminder that tomorrow is Rosh Hashanah
>sell ____ buy ______
You know what to do

>>56110716
Wonder how long the Saudis and Russians can keep this up before killing demand and crashing oil in the process

>>56112066
just by being in SPY you are already like 30% or more international

>>56112070
Too bad tomorrow is Saturday

>>56112053
>>56112056
apparently it was random 0dtes
for three years this faggot didn't buy stocks or etfs or bonds or gold or anything, he just donated six figures to the market gods with 0dtes

>>56112062
Anon I'm losing my shit here. I genuinely want you to break down those costs. How much do you spend on food per month?

>>56110716
>>56112071
You stupid niggers how many times...
Oil = inflation.

>>56112062
I lived with my parents for a year with a good job and saved up enough to buy a house next door
They covered all expenses
Now I live next to my parents in my own home about to start a family @ 26

>>56112073
~30% of the earnings come from outside the US, but the companies themselves are in the US.

>>56112066
An easy solution is 40% since that's what market has it at.
But some people tilt to 20%. Long term it does not matter as long as you hold some international

>>56111938
>>56112079
>this is your competition
it may be ruthless of me to say this, but I am thankful idiots like these saturate the market. It's in part thanks to them that I can profit.

Baking

>>56112079
Wtf that's even worse. I thought he bought once with a lot of money, like some GME stuff and his money simply melted over 3 years. Not that this graph was resembling an actual TRADING history that was virtually only going downwards.

0dte is not my thing. In EU there are only a few good brokers for that if any. I think it's way more used in the US. I don't want to fight against time. If I want higher leverage I rather use something like barriers. Can suck sometimes too if you get fucked right on the pip (which I had sometimes) but you can hold as long as you want and time is not your enemy.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

new
>>56112116
>>56112116
>>56112116

>>56112070
Gas?

>>56112062
>>pay for the privilege of living in nigger-free neighbourhood
Don't live downtown retard, it's not good for the kids and the non-ethnic areas are crazy expensive.
$2k/month at current prices
>>private education for your kids
Homeschool. My dad was in DC half the week and still managed to teach me enough math that I got an engineering degree.
A co-op can charge some $x00 per month but you can just go a reformed protestant church (these usually have lots of homeschoolers) with family groups for free and get roughly the same experience.
>>groceries,
$200/person month ($800/month for a four person family)
>energies,
You don't have a 401k plan that lets you take out a loan? If you've been using that correctly you'll have access to tens of thousands for an emergency that gets automatically paid back in to you (no one else.)
>car
I make $100k and comfortably afford two used toyotas. I bought them both for $5k. They cost maybe $3k each a year for maintenance/tires etc.
>and house maintenance
That can be expensive. Maybe a hoomer can chime in but that's why I rent.
>and insurance
WTF are you insuring? A chemical plant?
>>modest personal spends for you and your wife
"I just need to send money ok!"

Idk what they do at your "fancy private schools" but my parents taught me this in like kindergarten.

>>56110735
>>56110402
CENT
ULTA
LULU
ETSY
TJX

>>56112259
>200 a month
For what, eating rice and beans?
>costs 60 bucks just for buying the ingredients for a single receipe
>NOOOO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO JUST EAT MAC AND CHEESE FOR EACH MEAL
Save it, 4chan fucktard.

>>56112578
wtf?
Chicken or ground turkey and frozen Vegetables are like $10 (US, obviously Canada is completely fucked.) That will make multiple meals.
idk where you're getting $60 per recipe from.

>>56112669
>bottom of the barrel ingredients are cheap at costco
This is what I'm talking about fuck you post your weekly grocery list if you're so smart. Don't @ me again.

>>56112699
I live on $50 of groceries a week (so $200 a month like I said) and don't skimp that way. If you ate that way it would be closer to $20.
And yeah, Costco would probably be cheaper. I just checked fucking Amazon fresh for the numbers I wrote in that post.

>>56110394
Thank Goddess Taylor for pumping our economic recovery this summer through her eras tour which literally registered on seismographs, truly a testimony to her vulva power!