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>we're here for the job interview

>> No.56102529
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56102529

Hello, please take a seat.

*ahem*

What can you bring to our company?

>> No.56102538

>>56102398
>outwardly advertising the fact that you were molested as a child
sad

>> No.56102541

>>56102398
Congrats, you're hired at this:
>dive bar
>freak show
>tattoo convention
>tattoo studio
>piercing studio
>cafe
etc etc etc etc

>> No.56102548

Just in time, our haunt opens soon!

>> No.56104130

>>56102398
These fucks will only get hired and paid well in some halloween haunted house shit.
I doubt they'd get many clients in a tatoo shop

>> No.56105431

The guy with the piercings is German and actually has a pretty good IT job at Telekom (Germany's biggest telecommunications provider).

>> No.56105454

body mods do not affect the ability to do a job.

>> No.56105466

>>56105431
He also has more than 300 (yes, 300) piercings in his genetal area. I kid you not. What is it with IT and mental health

>> No.56105472

>>56105431
Fuck this guy then. Software from Telekom is the worst.

>> No.56105487

>>56105454
But they do indicate the kind of person you are, and therefore your reasoning ability and thinking patterns which play into you doing a job

>> No.56105495
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>>56102398
I see you have Advance Gargoyle Studies from Harvard
Very impressive

>> No.56105502

>>56105466
exposure to emf + you have to think like a computer and consequently develop a simplistic "lego block" worldview

>> No.56105772

>>56102541
Dont forget
>fudding chainlink

>> No.56106236

>>56102398
>>56105495
Atomic wrangler is looking for a ghoul cowboy

>> No.56106729

>>56102541
Tattooist, bouncer and drug dealer are your only career options

>> No.56106792
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>>56102398
I don't understand why people do stuff like this to themselves, even tattoos. If you want to be a unique individual, be one. People who don't think like the herd and don't run with the herd have no reason to superficially signal to the herd that they aren't one of them.

>> No.56106849
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>>56106792
The mutilation of oneself, especially as a symptom of mental or emotional disturbance.

>> No.56106859

>>56102398
Legitimately no different than trans people.

>> No.56106866

>>56106859
Please explain

>> No.56106883

>>56105772
Please explain yourself. These look like your average link holders

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>>56102529
Heh, I like to "shake things up"
[everything needs to change to match my quirky and (totally not contrived) personality]

>> No.56107023
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>>56105466
Autism, every IT nerd I’ve dealt with has the same spectrum of autism, his just manifested in body mutilation. But honestly, it’s mostly a flex on normies that I can be completely unhirable and have a high paying job that’s upper levels rival surgeon paystubs.

>t. Webshitter who smokes weed

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>>56106866
The mutilation of oneself, especially as a symptom of mental or emotional disturbance.