/biz/ - Business & Finance

buckle up and brace for soft landing

>>56106240
how do I short Baggie's portfolio

>Baggie the Bagel included links
OK yeah it might be over.

S&P 5000 by November, boboids will continue getting heemed.

YOLOed $455 calls for tomorrow at .05

Uranium

Time to order some more of these stickers for the gas pumps I guess

BOIL

>>56106240
>pic
BASED
>links
FAG

>>56106283
This time it really is true. He could have vetod the spending bill that didn't have any cuts.

>>56106284
Yep, I just went ahead and started my next seed, very small, even though it's not yet into my intended starting zone of the $53s downward.

>>56106279
i will never have her ass and pussy in my face and i dont know why this life is even worth it without that

>We could have refilled the SPR are $70

>>56106283
Based Biden will declare COVID 2023 lockdowns next month, oil will crumble to 20 dollars barrel, inflation will be over and we will have another 2 years of QE to solidify his rightful place as President, otherwise Donald Trump will win and send him and his crackhead son to Gitmo

>>56106305
>i will never have her ass and pussy in my face
not with that kind of attitude you wont

>>56106291
Anon he shut down the Keystone pipeline his first week in office, it's always been true

i feel so dumb selling my oil stocks two months ago.

>>56106311
the buying pressure would have pushed prices towards where they are now, which makes you wonder if thats whats happening.

when you early bake, you get the booba nake(d)
https://files.catbox.moe/jdusdz.jpg

>>56106279
Is Taylor a commodities investor?

baggot got so assblasted that we keep posting gookfu tits that he actually got his mod buddies to block the image being posted
Might have to test posting it to /hc/

help

>>56106330
Not wrong just early
>upside down smiley emoji

>>56106351
>implying things that aren't even true

>>56106351
Just change some pixels ex pz.

>inb4 the "surprise" rate hike by the FED at their next meeting will be celebrated as bullish

what's the new bobocope?

>>56106375
Oh I know, but it's funnier to think they actually blocked the image from being posted

>>56106291
>This time it really is true
Biden has always been a dipshit

today i made money
but missed out on more
i sold way too early
'cause i'm a cheap whore

>>56106304
My bad, meant to post

OIL

>>56106312
Something silly is going to have to happen when UAW goes on strike tonight
>>56106331
I would like to be optimistic and hope that is what is secretly happening but I think they would be praising it as another “Bidenomics Success”

>>56106279
>>56106339
his dad is stock broker actually so if taylor did not move to nashville to write country songs she would be working at nasdaq @ wallstreet :)

it's funny depending where performs how close they get to crowd. Japan is so safe taytay can jump in the growd basically she does not do that other places
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdENecPSX0Q

Oil bros how are we doing?
I bought Shell around 13 euros, also had leverage, took profits 3 times already, and I am still up more than 250% on them

>>56106339
She puts the most co2 into the air of any celebrity. She's an oil bro

>>56106402
it was a cheap (as in politics not in cost) move, but ya kno, we're entering a new cold war so you'd imagine advisors and the like would have said it's probably a good idea to keep on top of the stuff marked "strategic".

NVAX

>STOXX 600 +1.52%
Yurofagges explain yourselves

>>56106393
Enjoy your profits, anon.

>>56106386
Bobo's big crash is unironically starting in 2 weeks

>>56106436
I just hope she doesn't go full John Denver and becomes a pilot.

>>56106385
Powell doesn't decide if he hikes, the futures market already made the decision of no hike.

>>56106357
Sorry but no

>>56106444
checked
I'll try, but I'm having trouble enjoying anything anymore

>>56106444
Is this crackhead going down or what?

>beloved

>>56106240
everyone go buy CARVANA call options for tomorrow exp, strike 55-65 all free game they will rise tomorrrow based off the auto workers strike, real niggas like me loaded up last week and are still holding fr

>>56106392
It was debatable before, Trump didn't exactly shrink the budget. But Biden as done absolutely nothing to help the situation and I think this time it's very obviously his fault.

>>56106459
>imagining the markets have any input into the feds reaction to a problem the fed is fully aware it created itself and only it can fix

>>56106492
>rise tomorrrow based off the auto workers strike
How the fuck do you figure that?

>>56106492
Why would they rise? Are you fucking retarded?

>>56106492
sounds free
I'm in!

>>56106434
damn, had shell before the covid crash and sold on the way down and havent entered back in since, but im holding other oil stocks

>>56106498
>It's a coincidence that Powell never goes against the futures!
Meds.

>>56106512
futes never go against powell

>>56106518
Literally the opposite but you're probably a low IQ bobo.

>>56106492
already down 15% on my calls

I got meme'd didn't I?

>>56106330
Did you gain or lose money?
Did you gain or lose money compared to the overall market?

If the answer to both is "gain" then you won. You dont need to absolutely maximize profit. If the answer to only the 1st question is "gain", then, you didnt win, but you didnt lose - consider it a Pyrrhic victory.

>>56106502
"Shares of used car dealer Carvana rose 12%...with just hours to go for a contracts expiration at FORD, GM, and Stellantis. Union and companies remain far apart ahead of the 11:59 Thursday expiration, and the United Auto Workers has vowed to strike at all three companies if no deal is reached

*CCCCCRRRRREEEEEAAAAAAKKKKKKK*

>>56106524
imagine fighting the fed

>>56106531
so it's already priced in

>>56106483
Everwhere but Gamestop seems to be suffering from this crime wave, guess that's why they refer to themselves as apes.

>>56106531
why would the labor union tell their mindless slave drones to walk off the job right before "The Big One", it's like these unions don't give a fuck about the workers and want to see them get fucked hard.

>>56106540
whales are loading up contracts for 9/29 exp and april 2024 60c. follow the flow

>down 25% on my caravan calls in less than 10 minutes.

I hope this fucking memester gets fucked by a caravan of gypsies.

GUH

>>56106402
lockdowns tommorow?

>>56106545
modern unions are an arm of politics not economics and are thus dealing in the "what should be" rather than the "what is actually".

>>56106559

>>56106561
september is masks. lockdowns are october.

>>56106558
You just made me feel a little bit better about myself, thanks Baggie

uh bros... what is this opex

I'm sitting on an airplane next to this wild eyed mask wearing cunt. She's writing up an (((ESG report))) going after Banorte, a large Mexican bank. Time to short the peso.

Thought on this?

$SPGI: Wolfe Research initiates at Outperform - PT $4,853

https://x.com/resfortis/status/1702380207607333186?s=46&t=E112KETn1Xgjkb_ptlOj7w

>>56106559
What's the time period for these cancelations?

>>56106559
There are still disney shills here. Absolutely hilarious.

we don't have to take our
CLOTHES OFF

In 24 hours, will we see some fun triple-witching action?

>>56106629
It feels like all the repositioning happened monday

long oil
short europe
easy as

>>56106572
bullish for PFE and MMM

>>56106559
Ooooh this is a spicy environmental indicator.

>>56106653
why does DIS have such good taste in Latinas?

>>56106653
This is a stupid time to long oil. This is when you should take profits.

had to close my caravan position when I saw it was down 14.88%

>>56106673
I need someone to go long here so I can sell to them. Takes two to make a market.

>>56106629
I could go for some witching action.

>>56106240
Schwabbros, did any of you get early access to Thinkorswim? Will they be retiring SSE in favor of it?

>>56106559
>>56106666
are people cancelling their streaming subscriptions because of pozzed content or because they're broke and the economy is ruined?

>>56106673
bobo you said this yesterday
and the day before

>>56106696
Little of both

>>56106683
i remember so many weird goth chicks at hs in the early 2000s who thought they were Willow or something trying the 'light as a feather, stiff as a board' thing at lunchtime

>>56106692
honestly thinking about bailing on schwab. but who to go to?

>>56106707
Fidelity would be my choice. I'm with TDA currently

>>56106600
>PT $4,853

>>56106705
i remember this weird goth chick in hs during the early 2000s that would make me stiff as a tree even though she was flat as a board.

>>56106705
And you didn’t try to fuck the big tiddy ones? Make your dick light as a feather stiff as a board.

>>56106735
more than a handful is a waste

>>56106696
Mostly because they started getting too expensive and after their price hikes to adjust for inflation people are much more critical of the content they have. Look at Netflix, most of the shit they host and make is just not very good but people still paid for it when it was 12$ a month. Now it's 18.50 a month and you can only use your account in one place and you can't use it on a mobile device without verifying it's you and if you share the password with anyone, even your fucking wife or kids, they can and have banned accounts for it. You combine that with most of their content being shit and that's why they're only just now starting to really feel the heat, same thing with all the other streaming services. As they all fight to segment out content to keep someone else from being able to host it they wall themselves into a corner where most of the stuff they host is shit and it's now beyond the cost threshold most people are comfortable with. HBO Max is in a similar situation, they actually did have some decent originals but most of their stuff is shit people have already seen and a lot of it sucks or just isn't something that's got broad appeal.

They need to figure it the fuck out before everyone and me included just goes back to paying for a seedbox with crypto they can HTTPS into and grab their files over an encrypted connection. That costs me about 100$ a month and my streaming services are approaching that cost level.

>>56106746
I can fit a double-d tiddy in one hand

>>56106754
i've gone back to stacking DVDs

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

Eli Lilly squeeze

>>56106696
Yes.

>>56106764
Same, I buy collections of shows I like and then rip them in high quality and throw it on a NAS to watch at my leisure. I'd rather re-watch Venture Bros for the 14th time in its entirety than sit through most of the slag that's on offer nowadays.

>>56106779
-.32%
Green all day then red outta nowhere at the end

>>56106707
Interactive brokers is the only worthwhile broker

>>56106754
I just watch Fox News.

>>56106779
+0.22%
I'm comfy

>>56106779
Not checking

>>56106707
If you're not trying to be a degen then go with Fidelity. If you're trying to be a degen and gamble options then do your options on robinhood and your shares on Fidelity or any other real brokerage.

wakaranai

>>56106779
I was unheemed in power hour. +0.50%

>>56106699
Nigger are you stupid? Long oil is a traditionally bobo position to hold, because oil usually acts contrary to what stocks are doing.
Fucking newfags, it's all so tiresome.

>>56106754
>everyone and me included just goes back to paying for a seedbox with crypto they can HTTPS into and grab their files over an encrypted connection
the people using streaming services never did this and would look at you like you'd just landed if you uttered that sentence towards them.
piracy was very much a niece millennial thing but still that's basically the only generation that understands it.

>>56106779
+1.05%

>>56106799
Checked, and honestly I mostly just watch youtube tv anymore since it'll record as much shit as you like and you can pull up shows on demand so long as a network broadcasts them. Other than that the only thing I have is netflix as I'm still working through a few of their good original series before I cancel my account there, and between the two I'm paying 98$ a month. I'm about ready to just drop netflix and go back to the high seas for anything I want to watch that youtube tv doesn't have.

I watch Fox and MSNBC and CNBC and all the major stations. I've found listening to all the lies told from all angles and figuring out the truth on my own for having heard them all is most accurate.

So isn't a stronger dollar supposed to be bad for stocks?

Uranium Kings....... It is our turn

>>56106707
Vanguard is based because they won't let you buy OTC stocks or leveraged ETFs.

>>56106559
I literally just got terminated a few minutes ago. I knew it was coming so I canceled prime last week.

>>56106754
"Netflix and Chill" was a genius marketing ploy
It convinced people that they need to pay for propaganda in order to get their ball drained

>>56106822
Dipshits just download a torrent client and do it over clearnet like fucking a whore with no condom. Piracy is a niche and it is mostly nerds that do it, but that turns into nerds downloading shit for other non-nerds or even making their own copies to distribute with or without earning income for doing it. The industry fucking the dog until that gets popular again is very stupid.
>>56106779
-2% but not too worried about it because it looks pretty fake and gay

>>56106754
Any good tv in current year? I liked Cobra Kai and uhh... guess thats it. Am I stuck with Twin Peaks, X-Files, Dawson's Creek and other 90s and early 00s shows?

>>56106779
-0.48%

>>56106754
Also YouTube with ublock is free and has extremely niche content that will exactly match your interests (unless your interests happen to be recordings of Hitler or something like that.)

oil might go back to 85-87$ crab there and shoot higher

>>56106851
i just watched jury dury, only 8 episodes, enjoyed

>>56106779
+8.18% NVAX

>>56106779
Well my puts got fucking flattened. Literally all of them.
My Birkshire Hathaway shares are up though. Idk why I didn't buy some earlier.

>>56106851
i watched some of the new trek when it was free on CBS last weekend. i enjoyed it, but i ain't paying for paramount plus

>>56106779
-0.09%

>>56106851
Please go watch Venture Bros in its entirety, it's one of the best shows I've ever seen and it just wrapped with the series finale. If you don't like animated stuff Yellowstone isn't terrible although it kinda jerks itself off a bit too much for my liking. Netflix might be shit but Peaky Blinders was really motherfucking good too.
>>56106856
I just went and bought premium for it a few months back. The adblockers weren't working perfectly and I got tired of the game of cat and mouse, and as much as I use it the cost is basically nothing.
>>56106840
True

>>56106559
shit content, the quality of these disney or netflix shows is absolutely ridiculous. it's like they are back 30 years in movie making it's so amateurish. also very woke everyone is nigger now even in star wars

zoomers are just shit at everything, in acting, making videos etc. making videogames etc. they are absolute shit. all the best movies or videogames were made in 90's

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-u5WLJ9Yk4

>>56106815
Oil is inflation. Simple as. You are the newfag.

of course the answer is always picrel

>>56106888
>The adblockers weren't working perfectly
Interesting, I don't think I've ever had them not work.

>>56106833

>>56106815
oh no

>>56106893
this was obvious when we reached the mid point of the last decade and there was no new zoomer take on 4chan, only web2 social media and them piling into here.

>>56106900
Checked and correct, but I can't druk till tomorrow.

>>56106851
Just go watch Miami Vice.

$ADBE | Adobe Q3 23 Earnings:
- Adj EPS: $4.09 (est $3.98)
- Revenue: $4.89B (est $4.87B)
- Q4 Adj EPS Seen Between $4.10 - $4.15 (est $4.06)
- Q4 Revenue Seen Between $4.98B - $5.03B (est $5B)

> https://x.com/resfortis/status/1702415966380904604?s=46&t=E112KETn1Xgjkb_ptlOj7w

>>56106833
Rapidly approaching the part of the uranium shill cycle where U-UN balloons above NAV in one quick gigapump of retail fomo, before the rug drops and everyone is reminded that any real shortage is still multiple years away.

Vegas short anon here. Caesars Entertainment filed an 8K today about the entire rumor about them getting their data stolen in a cyberattack being true. https://www.sec.gov/ix?doc=/Archives/edgar/data/0001590895/000119312523235015/d537840d8k.htm
And in case you missed it yesterday, MGM did the same thing.
https://www.sec.gov/ix?doc=/Archives/edgar/data/789570/000119312523233855/d502352d8k.htm
Stocks were up today like people expected that to be the worst. The MGM websites are still down and Caesar lost 15 million so I have no idea why Wall Street thinks everything is good.

bagged 12k off arm's ipo today

>>56106893
Can we somehow train or mold the zoomers?

>>56106934
if by 'train or mold' you mean gas, then yes

>>56106606
dont ask questions just just look at the big numbers and say OMG and click like

>>56106948
Ah come on, some of the females (the actual females) are cute.

>Cocaine is set to become Colombia’s main export, overtaking oil, as production of the narcotic continues to expand as the government take a more lenient policy regarding drugs, according to estimates by Bloomberg Economics.

>>56106851
West world, the leftovers, Vinland saga, solar opposites.

>>56106965
Drugs and whores are great economic indicators.

>>56106900
Honestly it was slow and boring. Tactics in battles were very basic (everything in 2d plane lol). Some dialogue was good.

>>56106895
Kek you are fucking dumb. When oil starts causing the inflation, then the Fed is going to stay higher for longer, you retard.

>>56106559
Probably fake numbers,
however, the streaming services will continue to hike prices to maintain their profitability levels at all cost.
>inb4 what profitability

>>56106932
Nobody gives a shit about data breaches even if they should and they're casinos and can afford the hit. They'll probably drop a bit once this becomes wider known but it's not the end of the world. Does make me want to buy some cheap puts though.

>>56106799
you need newsmax nigga

>>56106934
Yes, you just have to make them think it was their idea and make them confront their own cognitive dissonance without them realizing you're why they did it.

>>56106965
we should drone strike thier fields with agent orange.

>>56106707
Why won't you sos' the Noff?

why didnt i buy arm and sell it EOD
why cant i do anything right

>>56106994
Based and benevolent gaslighting pilled.

>>56106998
wtf he looks like a fat version of that manlet chef from that tv show everyone loves

The only thing comfier than holding OIL is holding more OIL

>>56106998
Holy fuck what a cursed photo.

>>56106998
But then where would the politicians get their nose clams from?

new fag here starting to invest, and planing to do so every month.

should I dump this and save what left or hold it a little more ?

>>56106984
read this nigger http://unenumerated.blogspot.com/2016/02/two-malthusian-scares.html

I knew smg would miss ARM. Easy 25%

>>56106779
up 4$

>>56106779
+ .74 %
slow and steady baby!

>>56107035
>Solar

I did an experiment: since I lost $500 on spy puts this week I took the last $13 and bought a $444 put for tomorrow.

That’s it. That’s my great FUCKING experiment

>>56107036
>read a textwall of boomer macro written by a flaming homo
Nah lol

>>56107070
Even I'm not crazy enough for spy puts.

>>56107013
Nothing truer has ever been said.

>>56107069

>>56107070
That sounds more like insanity than testing a hypothesis in a controlled environment.

>>56107035
>Solar

>>56107102

>>56106934
no it's talent issue mostly. talent is born not made that's why chess hyper masters became grand masters at 10 years of age and so and so on. ofcourse you need some practise in everything but mostly everything is talent after small amount of practise.

vividness of imagination and general intelligence is also talent / autism, zoomers lack it so they cant produce art.
many very creative people are actually very logical thinkers but not all. some intelligent people are only good at logical thinking but they have zero divergent thinking in them, it's very interesting thing

for example for artistic talent, michael bay highest paid director in hollywood, armageddon, pearl harbor etc,... had a elementary school home task to took some random photos with camera and he did like all students. but when he returned the task the teacher did not believe he took the photos himself they were so incredible. so any aspect of profession there is big big born talent aspect

bay used to direct music videos before hired by bruckheimer quickly the videos were so good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsYK2JJNflg

>>56107111

>>56107084
>gets presented with actual arguments
>bitches out
typical

>>56107114
Based Baboon not having any of that itoddler shit.

>>56106998
4! 4 chins, ah ah ah

can someone please make MULN go under 0.5? someone told me puts were a sure thing because it's getting delisted. what do I do now?

>>56107112
You're missing a key piece. There's very much zoomers that have all those qualities, they just refuse to interact with the world or create anything because the world is very fake and gay now and the generations before them failed them. When the world stops being fake and gay the zoomers will rise, and if it keeps being fake and gay they'll eventually force it to stop even if it takes them a while. When the ones with the money don't want great things to be made they don't get made.

>>56107013
God, imagine being long oil with 20:1 leverage.

>>56106998
Holy shit I feel bad for baggot for now

>>56107158
he's got more chins than his girlfriend's family tree

>>56107174
seriously guys im not fucking fat.

This might have been the most organic pump I have ever seen. Like 15th June. Same thing

>>56107035
Dump it and start DCAing into VOO in bits over time while you carefully watch lots of stocks every single day and learn their behaviors. Read Investopedia regularly. Do not make any moves without knowing what those moves actually are and why you are making them. A good solar company is *maybe* worth DCAing into over time, but in very small amounts compared to VOO, but keep it to levels you don't mind losing while you are observing and learning. Fractional shares are great for doing little experiments on companies and technologies that you're interested in according to your personal manner.

>CPI hot yesterday
>PPI even hotter today
>oil up
>dollar up
>yields up
>rigged market goes up anyway, has its best day of the month actually, and my shit&piss short loses.

Oh good, I was right about what the data would be and the tard-market decided to be openly defiant of reality again.

>>56107195
we know cokebloat when we see it baggie

>>56107195
Yeah, your gookfu is the one fucking fat lmaoo.

>>56107204
Better luck next time, goy. The market is very efficient and you should probably stick to index funds if you haven't realized that shorting is retarded.

>>56107174
He has less chins than she has foreheads though

>>56107195
>he posted pictures of himself on the internet and expected people to not shit all over his physical appearance because it's really easy low hanging fruit for troll harvesting
C'mon man

>>56107195
Baggot lose weight. She's trying to fatten you up so you won't be able to run away, both metaphorically and literally.

>>56107204
Inflation is bullish for stocks, not sure why bobos keep thinking inflation is bad. Just look at countries with hyperinflation, line permanently goes up

>>56107132
The real solution is to fuck the zoomers like how the boomers and gen x fucked us.

Rosh Hashanah starts tomorrow, do what you will with this information.

>>56107239
alright maybe i am getting a little fat, but what do you guys think about my new cat?

>>56106434
500 SHEL at $36. I am thinking of buying more.

>>56107285
Woah you never told us you had a cat.

Soxl has gotten absolutely brutally chopped the last two months. It was close to 30 last time spy was this high

>>56107285
Nice of you to get a shot with your dinner before she cooked it.

>>56107272
To some extent yes because it beats a lot of the stupid out of them and is the entire reason why through all of human history the youngest generation gets shit on. But it's well past that point by now and is just boomers taking a victory lap before they pass.

>>56107285
If that's actually you my nigga, then F in the chat, you'll be doxed within the hour.

>>56107301
I have two cats now. The new one and the old one.

>>56107285
I would pet that pussy/10
But yeah that gut is indicative of storing visceral fat which is what puts men in an early grave. You either need to clean your diet up or start doing cardio, even a nice walk in the evening with your wife for half an hour would start cleaning it up.

When I buy options how far out expiration date should I buy?

>>56107325
How degenerate are you feeling?

>>56107325
Well, what are you trying to do?

>>56107302
are you telling me to buy long calls? I don't want to be burned again.

>>56107325
you can trade whatever frequency you like. few days, to weeks

verified trading accounts of some of the best retail traders i've been trade like 5-25 trades per day, spread thru out open market hours.

typical returns are 3-5% a month, sometimse 0% month and 3-month average around 10%. 3-5 year returns compounds to 1000% - 4000% of those accoutns ive seen typically. zero drawdown straight line up no matter what market does

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_enhfXTLg84

>>56107324
yeah fuck exercising, changing my diet, and giving up drinking and smoking, but the cat is cool. he runs around with his head tilted like he's retarded because he had a really badly infected ear for no one knows how long because he was a stray.

>bitcoin decentralized money
why cant we decentralize the stock market? Why do I need fidelity or vanguard to custody my stocks? Can't we store and trade stocks on a blockchain and keep keys to our stocks?

>>56107362
If you're really deadset on not making any lifestyle changes just run an ECA stack. Just keep the dosages well within the realm of sanity because your heart probably can't take being run super hard. Cool cat though.

>>56106434
Up 4.5x on NRGU

A
STUDY
HAS
BEEN DONE

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/topstocks/triple-witching-day-are-options-markets-being-manipulated/ar-AA1gIOFT

>>56106304
>>56106395
Based

>>56107380
isn't that what the aspirin is for?

>>56106497
THE PRESIDENT HAS NO POWER TO 'SHRINK' THE BUDGET

ALL OF YOUR PROBLEMS ARE BECAUSE YOU ARE TOO STUPID TO PASS MIDDLE SCHOOL CIVICS

THE HOUSE WRITES SPENDING BILLS

>>56107197
thanks

>>56107411
Yes but it doesn't mean you can run a heroic dose of the ephedrine and caffeine because of it. You're just trying to speed up your metabolism enough to get your caloric burn rate while sedentary to outpace your intake.

>>56107414
the president doesn't have to sign the budget that congress gives him retard, he can say do it again.

>>56107399
It do be like that

I think that put I bought as a hedge is going to get absolutely TRASHED
FUCK

>>56107399
>Needing a study for that

how do i profit from the devaluation of the euro and its subsequent recovery?

>>56107483
Pull a Soros and short their currency on the way down then use the money you made to build a real portfolio to make even more on the way up.

>>56107483
Buy euro when it's deflated and sell when it's inflated

My portfolio is 100% SPY. Is there even a point in diversifying?

>>56107399
Quad witching is an outdated nothingburger, options expire every day

>>56107505
spy is diversified.

I will spare putting water on the fire of my fellow oil bros by posting my new ATH today. Instead I will share this.

HE IS GOING TO DO IT AGAIN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>56107498
so i buy a bunch of google, amazon and uber?
>>56107500
which broker should i use?

r8 n h8

>>56107522
how? isn't the SPR pretty low?

>>56107534
You'd be doing futures trading instead of stocks if you're going the currency shorting route. As for what to buy after, whatever you like that has a decent balance sheet and will survive several years of stagflation.

>>56106986
In the past, a ton of companies just paid the ransom for stuff like this when held hostage and reported it at the end of earnings as unexpected losses for OpEx or something like that. The new SEC rule that passed in early September means no one can do that any longer and it has to be disclosed publicly in 8-K and in earnings. The only reason why I am bearish is because casinos are the first to see this go into practice and I went to Vegas firsthand and saw how shit the entire situation is and even if it is chump change, that is just entire chunks of profit disappearing. The rumored 15m ransom + the additional charges you need to pay for credit monitoring and etc. isn't chump change unless you are one of the big tech companies.

>>56107546
fine, but would consider VTG instead of VTV if you've got a lot of time before retirement.

>>56106279
The most famous 4channer.

>>56107551
Yes but the only way the world doesn't get actually raped to death by inflation is if energy costs are kept down. It's really pissing off a lot of countries that expect oil prices to be higher but there's not much of an alternative.

>>56107559
*VGT

>>56107551
anon didnt you read the article?
he vowed he'll do that

>>56107551
It is only halfway down. We still have half to go.

>>56107506
>options expire every day
that's why i went all in QQQY today. new ETF that sells 0-7dte puts

>>56107572
but shouldn't we save some...for things like national defense and disasters?

guys i actually feel pretty bad about bullying baggie
so it's only fair i post a pic of myself... do your worst

>>56107555
I'd argue the casinos have more than enough money for when they get fucked between years of being profitable and still having ties to organized enterprises. I also have little sympathy for them getting heemed. But you do make a good point that on paper it's a significant hit and if companies actually do have to start reporting data breaches every time they happen rather than on a case-by-case basis then maybe - just maybe - people will start taking cybersecurity seriously at the personal and professional level rather than using the same five passwords they have their entire life that anyone can buy in bulk for cheap.

>>56107582
no, we are moving the military to battery packs like your craftsman tools.

>>56107599
>craftsman

>>56107604
you a dewalt guy?

>>56107522
Is there anything he can even do? He dumped the emergency supply. Not like he has a lot left.

>>56107608
>Dewalt

>>56107591
The funniest thing about the hack is that they gained access by pretending to be employees and chatting with tech support.

>>56107559
I've been slowly moving to a more aggressive position, might shift sometime to vtg. I do have a fair bit of time. Will consider it.

Another day. Kicking round the idea of maybe sometime in October/November upgrading my internet speed pipe. They're rolling out fiber. Heard talk they're offering 300/300 at a pretty reasonable price point. If I get it it'd be an insane speed boost with not much of a cost increase. Hey I got a plex server (that I share out), a calibre-web server (books), and a kavita server (hentai manga) all rolling in the basement that the speed boost would help a lot.

>>56107610
Gas tax holiday!

>>56107483
>>56107554
>what is forex trading
>what is a forex broker

>>56107680
They actually refused to do that last time because the liberals would have been upset over climate stuff.

>>56107522
LONG OIL X10

Is there something up with weed stocks? Despite the pump today in the general markets, TLRY has barely gone up. I'm heavily expecting it to drop though considering the potential falling three methods on the daily.

I'm casting a Jewish curse on scoopsies, baggot, Bloomberg anon, and SOXL. It's effective immediately. I don't know if it will be good or bad. Prepare immediately. I will repost this in the next thread for security reasons.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=49CGZgWdBNs&si=FqbSOcCMcN1aVaIC

>>56107762
Do an update video
I am lost in the market without any guidance

>>56107684
Re-election more important than the fringe enviro tards

Give me a good stock tip.

>>56107762
fuck you wagie scum

Oil futs still running. Some shorts getting stomped out on quad witching

>>56107789
4.9% daily accrued/monthly paid on uninvoosted cash in HOOD with Gold until BOIL gets into the seasonal transitional DIPPARINO.

>>56107618
Social engineering is one of the most successful methods of hacking and also the oldest. Boomers seething about having to make a new password every couple months and clicking phishing emails is responsible for billions in losses every year. It's been a problem so far but it's about to get a lot fucking worse if people don't start taking it seriously.
>>56107608
>not milwaukee at the cheapest
>not makita if you want actual quality

>>56107682
If someone is asking what forex is or how to trade it they shouldn't be fucking with it. You knew that already though.

>>56107798
In hindsight, I still find it laughable to think about how many people missed out on this obvious post-SPR oil pump.

>>56107789
The largest moves in the market always happen when retail can't trade and you should always plan ahead for that if you don't want to get fucked. There's plenty of people that get out of their positions besides their DCA's on a friday and rebuy on a monday so they don't get raped on some bullshit. Also, your broker can see your stop losses and stop wins and they will use that information to screw people around psychological breakpoints on prices.

>>56107762
I think scoops is dead. He was going on about there being a nigger in his apartment when ever he looked in the mirror, then he got a knife, so I told him to call the cops and tell them there's an armed black man in his apartment. He hasn't been heard from since so I think the cops shot him.

I bet you didn't know that

Imagine not being in on the trade of the decade

https://prcap.com/the-bigger-short

>>56107873
Is Ben Shapiro the steroetypical capitalist Jew?

>>56107880
The trade of the decade is to just always hold one share of BOIL no matter what, and wait on it to moon into thousands of dollars overnight someday. This also prevents one from being a NO BOIL NIGGER.

>>56107873
oy gevalt! the goyim are uniting again!

>>56107840
>your broker can see your stop losses and stop wins and they will use that information to screw people around psychological breakpoints
They don't do this to me because I'm cooler than they are when shit hits the fan. I judge this by how quickly bank heads change their minds between interviews

>>56107466
ALIEN PUSSY

>>56107831
There was announcement as to when it would end

>>56107762
oh shit you came back? i thought you ascended to normie life with your new job and left us behind

>>56107890
>capitalist Jew
Evangelical Jew would be more accurate.

>futures
hilarious

>>56107871
kys baggie

Can anyone tell me why a hot PPI was bullish today? I mean I'm a bull but even I don't know what the fuck is going on anymore

ECB rate hike, hot inflation? Hello??? any bears still alive????

>>56107787
True but he needs the enviro tards to vote for him.

Good. Bulls finally won.

AI algos are pricing everyone out.

AI is the future.

Soon Miko AI will be the only poster on /smg/

I will outsource it to an AI bot.

The /smg/ bot will have meaningless conversations with itself. Only Baggie will never leave as we all know but Miko AI will ignore him holding up the tradition.

I'm selling everything.

>>56108201
Why?

How are the taiwan tensions not causing a massive dump? There'll be war eventually, and the global economy is going to go to shit. And it's going to happen soon.

>>56108201
Sell everything but one share of BOIL even if it loses money just so you won't be a NO BOIL NIGGER.

I'm still holding my euro shorts and Ill fucking die on this hill REEE


>>56108260
>There'll be war eventually
No. Mainland is not gonna invade. Perhaps as a desperate last gasp, a big gamble, when everything else fails.

Baking

>>56108201
>>56108271
Or hell, even just $1 of BOIL using BASED HOOD fractional shares is enough to keep you from being a NO BOIL NIGGER.

>>56108270
>>56108270
>>56108270
>>56108270

>>56108260
(civil) war between the china1 and china2 is the U.S. administration's wet dream.
china 1 will ultimately some day join china 2 and become china. After all they are all chinese. That's the reality if you dare to look past the western propaganda troon.

>>56107302
it's because i bought.. sorry

>>56108296
Its basically a repeat of Danzig and WW2 (only that Danzig even wanted to join the german reich)
Hope China doesnt fall for the bait

>>56108436
No once china is the number one superpower in the world (like they plan to be) since all chinese see china as the center of the world it will just be a repeat of austria and the german reich. And austrians aren't even german but you always wanna join the big guy right next to you and not the smaller guy far far away.

>>56108436
NORTH SIDE KINGS ARE UNDEFEATED

>>56108436
what I mean with austria is that taiwan will just have a vote if they want to join china at some point in time

>>56108462
>And austrians aren't even german
Thats wrong
>>56108546
Maybe

>>56108546
The funny thing with China is that--besides the warships--they are being very friendly and sweet about the reunification thing. They want to be with their Chinese brothers
>>56108462
>once china is the number one superpower in the world
All it takes is one president to hyper-industrialize and China will begin to shrink. That could be dangerous though as then we'll be neck and neck.

>>56108708
I don't think this will be decided in our lifetimes. Both countries will likely continue to boom for a while. My guess is that one of them will have a inner political crisis that will decide it. But I wouldn't bet on either side.