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56102259 No.56102259 [Reply] [Original]

A:
>comfy flexi-time WFH job 35hrs a week with USD400k total comp

B:
>There exists a man and every time you lick his penis $45 appears in your bank account. Nobody will ever see this, and he is always wherever you want him to be and gone immediately after.

>If you ever try kill him, though, his cock will grow+2cm every time and he’ll rape you after once each time.

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>>56102259
Can I be the man in B?

>Do stretching exercises for a year
>Suck own dick religiously
>Make bank
>Bet it all on degenerate calls and puts
>Lose everything
>Overdose on Adderall

I either die or wake up with a magnum dong.

>> No.56102334

we can do do around 120 licks per minute, earn 5400$ in 1 minute. I choose option b.