/biz/ - Business & Finance

Worst /smg/ ever

Any Inmode chads here
>Jewish company
>Based on vanity (plastic surgeries for roasties and beauty products)
>84% gross margin
>40% net profit
>PE of 16
>Vigorous growth until this year that it slowed down

first for sneed

disgusting thread

What were bears saying about a red day???

i want to kms

Fuck the USA may it die with China
And all American forefront glow nigger companies go bankrupt

Is my RTX unheemed? Maybe? Fuckin P&W I bought this shit because of them.

>Bears ITT are still shorting the US instead of EU
LOL, LMAO even.

>>56094970
Eu treasuries shorting usa. Their is no other trade

>He thinks they'd ever let the market go down ever again.
NONONONONONOWAITWAITWAITWAITWAIT

I thought of 4 random letters and bought this stock based off the ticker (I thought of ALOX, but close enough). Am I retarded or genius?

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/ALXO/

>>56094937
>previous thread can be found by going to the archive
Lol. You even had it open.

>>56094937
Someone make another thread, I’m not using this one.

>>56094966
There is no US or China. Just communists wearing the skins of those countries.

>>56094990
Retarded

FUCK BAGGIE EDITION

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous: >>56093484

There we go.

WE WON
E

W
O
N

Why shouldn’t I go all in on CLF calls right now? Seems very undervalued and their CEO is based. What’s the catch?

>>56095031
you'd be a fag

>>56095028
There is no we, just desperate market manipulators and those that know they are right

>>56095028
you sure your chart isn't frozen? try hitting f5.

>>56095031
Calls could expire before any significant moves. CLF pumped on rapidly rising inflation but inflation has cooled now

>>56094950
>The company was founded by Moshe Mizrahy and Michael Kreindel on January 2, 2008 and is headquartered in Yokneam, Israel.
P/E is solid but not really geopolitically bullish location, picrel. And for that reason, I'm out.

>>56095017
>links
Thank you for your work, anon. It does not go unnoticed.
>>56095028
You were saying >;)

>>56095053
I’m shorting airlines not your shitcoin ponzi index that comes later

>>56095056
Thanks, I’m thinking January 2024 calls. Only would need to go up like $2 for my money to double

>>56095060
Most of the sales are in the US and Europe and the manufacturing is outsource. Jews just develop the technology

>>56095031
It could literally not move until after your expiration. Pay attention to that ticker for awhile.
also what this anon said >>56095042

>>56095066
A fellow AAL bear!
My Roth IRA is up 1% so far today.

>>56095076
jews are like chinks, they never developed anything. Even their foundation myth is stolen

How did the semi-conductor industry do during the last great depression? I forgot and my chart doesn't go back that far.

When in doubt, zoom out. NVDA is still on track to $100/share my fellow bears.

Fucking faggots selling off after we barely move up at market open

>>56095102
Just a market manipulating glow nigger trying to make a point that is ignored and mocked

>>56095098
You cannot be fucking serious with this shit

SOMEBODY HELP HELP HELP!!!!!
THERES A FUCKING NIGGER IN MY APARTMENT AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO
I KIND GET RID OF TJIS STUPID BICH, N I SEE HIM WHENEVER I GO TO THE BATHROOM N LOOK AT THE MIRROR

WTF DO I DOOO??
IMMA GET A FUKKEN KNIFE N STAB THIS BICH ASS FAGGET

>>56095115
Oh but I am.

>>56095102
>tfw Fauna will never riddle you full of bullets
Why even live bros? Anywhoooo, bears are getting shr3kt. Oil has peaked, core inflation down, most components of inflation down... finally we're getting more normalized. Oh wait no, we EUbros are still getting shr3kt by 10% inflation haha

>>56094937
ROCKETS EXPLODE!

Somehow this thread is worse than after hours yesterday.

>>56095124
THAT'S THE MIRROR

The antichink portfolio (META, GOOGLE and Amazon) will BTFO the SP500 for the next 5 years

>>56095135
I DON GIVA FUKKK, IM STILL GONNA STAB THIS BICH

>>56095135
OMG FUKKK THE NIGGERS GOT A KNIFE TOO NOW
OH FUKKKK

>>56095133
by law it has to be

>>56095137
No. That is just the desperate uncreative whale cadaver shuffling less and less liquidity inside the soon to be blown up corpse

What ETFs do I buy if I want to short the euro markets?

>>56095161
>TFW a fiduciary type responsibility to make shittier threads

>>56095137
How is Amazon antichink? Most of their retail is just people drop shipping from alibaba.

>>56095124
Call the police and tell them there's a violent armed black man in your apartment.

MUMU!? NOOOOO

>>56095164
>Schizo strikes back

>>56095166
>MAGA
>NACP

>>56095166
Non. Etfs are a scam

Fuck I knew I should have bought puts on U after their retarded pricing decision yesterday

>>56095172
>How is Amazon antichink?
All there sales are in the US and a bit on Europe and Japan.
>Muh Made in China!
China-US trade war is purely technological. None semis are pretty much inmune to the mutual sanctions that are coming

>>56095179
Oh the (((community))) manager approved (((meme))) folder
You glow hard nigger. Gtfo back to your shitcord or slack chat

>>56095189
Oh that.
Does anyone know where Cisco manufactures their stuff?

>>56095192
What’s it like to be a poor european with no access to the sweet freedom of America?

>be me
>sexting some chick last night
>got her to play with her ass until I came
>sleep
>wake up
>re-read the texts and pics
>holy fuck
Reading back sexting with non-horny brain is so cringe. I’m ashamed

>Anything you can imagine done to a stock market I did it
>Ripped it, flipped it, hit it, split it, let it so dig it
>But don't make me get ill, or chill, cause if I exercise my skill
>Mumus will hit the floor like Johnny Gill

>>56095213
its slightly better than america but still shit because everything is influenced by the cancer that is the usa

>>56095213
Better than to have to pay $3000 a month for a shitbox with bums before your door taking dumps on your porch

>>56095217
>Sexting
This is worse than sex with a condom. Either fuck the girl or don't stop messing around.

Bros it's finally cool outside.

>>56095217
Everyone sounds cringe when they’re trying to get laid

>>56095213
>What’s it like to be a poor european with no access to the sweet freedom of America?
It's like going out of your home not getting shot at by fentanyl addicted blacks. It's like going to the supermarket by foot and not in a scooter. It's like eating real cheese.

What are you shorting right now?

(((Janny))) shut down the Markov chain bots, its ridiculous together with the (((community))) manager and his pre approved (((meme))) folder

>>56095179

>>56095227
no shit
but she’s an old fuck buddy that moved away
I just wanted to say hi and see when she was coming back and it devolved from there

>>56095243
my life

>>56095243
Left looks more elegant.
I'm not shorting. I'm long TLT and TMF

>>56095243
Semis and Oil

>prison “reform” activists want prisons to turn into rehabilitation centers
>literally entire prison system is already based on “muh programz”
Coming to these threads is very enlightening. I always thought prison was for punishment and maybe reformists were right. Turns out prison is ineffective because it is ALREADY a rehab center.

>>56095262
>Oil
refineries?

>>56095226
> And I'm proud to be an American
>Where at least I know I'm free
>And I won't forget the men who died
>Who gave that right to me
>And I'd gladly stand up next to you
>And defend Her still today
>Cause there ain't no doubt
>I love this land
>God Bless the U.S.A.

So in the end, we have to wait 30 minutes AFTER open to get real market and rational behavior?
Who are the kikes which are propping things up?

>>56095231
I can't open my windows because it's still 100% humidity

The trolls always come in higher numbers on days with important market events anyone ever noticed that too?

>>56095181
Why? I'm new
They're prone to manipulation I assume, but isn't every stock?

>BIDEN: CORE INFLATION IS TRENDING DOWN TOWARD PRE-PANDEMIC LEVELS.
See, you just needed to zoom out a bit.

>>56095280
>TFW 44%

(((janny))) is really easy to fuck with. Such thin skin. Lol.
Markov chain bots in full force, (((community))) manger itt with pre-approved (((meme))) folder, and still, has to delete posts and perma ban entire ranges to keep control. That's weakness, that's losing control

>>56094950
I bought at open and it went down
where is my money sir? please sir send me email explain where my money went

>>56095231
comfy season is upon us. every year it makes me happy

>>56095217
Been there, done that. I actually found an old deviant art account of mine last week; before deleting it, I checked through my messages. Holy shit. One message was from a girl mad at me because her friend sent me a video of her masturbating? Despite all that, the messages were so cringe and I was embarrassed at how I wrote. It’s amazing that I didn’t remember any of this until going through those messages. Either way, you say / do some wild stuff when you’re a horny kid.

>>56095262
Why semis?

>>56095227
sex with a condom isn't even real sex, you can fuck a girl with a condom and you'll both still be virgins.

>>56095299
It's vix, the glow niggers really don't like it when somebody is right and putting it in their face. Chirac said it best to Putin. Americans lack something fundamental to ever be a real hegemony, culture.

>>56095115
Most didn't thought META would burst through 100 despite how retarded Zuck was with the whole metaverse thing. Don't take anything for granted in this retarded market.

>>56095333
I'd guess his thesis is that any kind of supply chain disruption would mess with those and the global supply chain probably would suffer if things with China got weird.

>>56095341
That's not how it works.
But I'm not surprised a jew is going to change the definition of a thing for his retarded point.

I am financially bored

>>56095243
Is there any downside to shorting peloton? Seems like a free money glitch.
>B-b-but short squeeze!
Look at BBBYQ.

>divesting your pension from things that give solid returns to green things that dont is 21 times better for the climate than giving up flying
burgers?

>>56095358
When you guys short something do you do like an OTM synthetic put or do you just do a naked short?
I don't think I could mentally handle a naked short.

>>56095341
takes me back when I matched with this chinese girl and tricked her by saying I bought the wrong size condoms so we fucked without one and I finally lost my virginity. That was 4 years ago and I haven't had sex since then.

>>56095361
I’m not driving 20 hours when I can fly in 3. I’ll just give my money to the overlords of virtue so I don’t have to be flayed for my sins

OIL BAGGIES

oil barons we eating well ton

>>56095369
she dumped you after one encounter?

>>56095369
what ever happened to her? you should have fucked her again

>>56095389
He was a virgin, leave him alone.

microsoft
spent
one
trillion
dollars
on
starfield

>>56095066
fuckin BASED

>>56095389
>>56095392
I actually was in full panic mode because I thought I got her pregnant but she said she could only do a test 2 weeks later
She wasn't pregnant in the end but I sperged out and never messaged her again. I stalked her on insta for a while but that got pretty boring

EU, especially france and germany want to advance into a capitalmarketunion. More investment, more private, probably retail money, SLURP and DUMP.

For the digital and environmental transformation companies would need 500 billion a year in private capital. MORE PRIVATE CAPITAL FOR MORE PUMP AND DUMP SCHEMES

>>56095403
lol wtf is that starfield?

vix is going straight to 0

>>56095414
You know when the US disappear there is nothing that an archaeologist is going to find in 200, 500 years that is going to be identified as American. The USA doesn't have a culture and its never going to be able to have a culture, because an American simply doesn't understand what culture is. American are just mutt barbarian

>>56095231
That's why I sold almost all of my BOIL but then the shit started a microrally. It will DROOP soon enough though.

france banned the sales of iphone 12 for radiation reasons

>>56095403
At first glance I thought this was a bad photoshop of Terry Crews. This cannot be the actual game.

thirdie hour

>>56095424
as is my life expectancy, for I thought that rising inflation meant more rate increases, but the stock market is going the opposite direction I thought it would in response.

>>56095403
post a different screenshot next time

>>56095445
Honestly with the rate of things for the last two weeks I'm thinking of just waiting until after the next fomc meeting to stock pick.
As it is it's just crab after crab. Everything will decay like this.

>>56095427
We absolutely have culture it's just that it was spread around the world the way British culture was so no one notices it.

SPY up, XLE down

>>56095412
that's unfortunate, had you played your hand better you could have had yourself a chinkfu who'd let you nut in her and cook you fried rice when ever you wanted during the scamdemic

BBBYQ getting delisted?

And it makes the mutt furious to know that nothing is his own. That he is never is going to leave anything behind. If the deserted north American continent is going to be searched for artifacts, they are going to be identified as, Irish, Italian, Negroid, Canadian, Spanish, German, France.... But never, American

>>56095469
i can only hope so, i want to shit all over the baggies in the general some more

>>56095427
all they will find of your country is gimp masks and korans

>>56095464
I did this, then you start talking about getting married and having kids.
I don't want happa buddist kids. I can't handle it. I thought I could and I can't. So now I'm literally and figuratively fucked.

>>56095459
No. American don't understand the concept of culture. Putin and Chirac were right. The American is a barbarian. A strong barbarian yes, but nevertheless just a barbarian

>>56095480
kek baggies

>>56095474
>he doesn't know about rusty gold

>>56095459
And it's disgusting

>>56095482
Look how furious the mutt gets. It knows it will never understand culture, it knows it is never going to leave anything of value behind. It knows, it's just going to be a footnote in history

>>56095459
McDonald's is not culture you fatass.

>>56095489
America is just extremely secular and multi-ethnic, so the state avoids expressing American culture. If you go and find towns that are majority "heritage Americans" they'll have lots of culture.

>>56095474
>europoors seething

>>56095483
So break up?

>>56095427
Clueless city faggot, the Southern Appalachian US is eat slap up with culture.

>>56095464
I switched to slavic girls since a lot of them are here in my country now
I've dated a few but it hasn't worked out yet

cold beer on a friday night
now that's culture

>>56095514
Yeah but I already spent the second half of my 20s with her. I'll never have that with another girl.
If I get married it will be with a stranger which is almost worse.

>>56095524
lil bit a chicken fried

>>56095524
God bless

>portfolio currently down -0.01%

>>56095512
Yeah and that is why the USA is never going to be a real hegemon. It's just mutt. It's in the bigger picture a worthless nation that never created anything of value

>corpo retirement account with company match
>portion of investment made up of corpo stock through employee stock ownership plan
>stock is currently getting heemed
>-17% ytd return
hey alright

subscription services and fast fashion is peak culture

>>56095403
>one
>trillion
>dollars
Highly doubt.

>>56095524
hell yeah

>>56095542
ESL. Cope and seethe

>>56095542
Personally I think of it is the last vestige of power from the British empire rather than its own thing. I think that makes more sense.

>>56095522
What is it in the end, barbarism, a mix stolen from different real cultures. Be it natives or the European. There is nothing of their own

>>56095529
you do not want to go through divorce anon
marriage is not a good strategy; you can lose half your NW on another person’s feelings

>>56095577
Yeah that's the other thing. She doesn't seem to see marriage in the same way but it's hard to really understand. I know so little about Buddhism.
Asians are very pretty but it's ultimately a waste. Idk maybe all women are like that.

Thanks, Warren and Charlie

>US has no culture
>she says on a US website using a US invented and probably designed device with a US operating system while hanging on every moment of the US STOOKS markets
(You) niggers are all dangling off of US cock pubes clinging on for dear life.

>>56095555

>>56095557
No. British are already hardly a culture. The Americans even less, they are just mutt
Though anyway. This board this thread, it's faker than shit
You are herded by (((community))) faggots with pre-approved scripts. There is no point sharing or contributing anything here
This thread showed how stupid it is on multiple occasions, how uncultured, how brainwashed, how boring. Failed tests that even a Markov chain bot was able to solve.

It's time to move on there is nothing of value left here

>>56095592
if you don't have a spare $100k lying around, categorically NGMI

>>56095595
They could be on Linux. That was written by a Fin.

>>56095592
>TFW 6 figure purgatory

>>56095595
>4chan

>>56095595
Will anybody be able to tell it's US and not just british?
>.ORG
Lmao

>>56095600
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eo-KmOd3i7s

>>56095600
The British definitely have a culture. That's ridiculous.

>>56095561
Our culture is imported around the world. Sure our history is short compared to the europoors so naturally we have come up with less shit, but be it McDonald's, Coca-Cola, Microsoft, nuclear weapons, airplanes. Cope, Dilate, seethe and import some more of those Muslim Refugees.

>GASOIL $1000.00
WE DID IT

>>56095648
You are jewish.

>>56095652
YOOOOOO, they scamwicked OIL. This despite higher CPI. That's one fat middle finger to Powell.

>>56095454

>>56095658
You're a faggot, and I'm a Jewish-American. See the difference?

The Biden administration is falsifying CPI numbers.

>>56095600
>>56095626
>>56095557
>>56095542
>>56095512
Shut the fuck up, go to /int/ or /pol/ with your debates

>>56095418
>>56095438
>>56095454
>>56095552

>>56095454
.

>>56095670
toppest kek

>>56095665
You're the Baggot here.
>Jewish-American
Ask how many here will consider you american. Ask /pol, LOL.

>>56095677
BRVTAL

>>56095669
The market will pump until the next election

Bobo getting heemed off this planet

>>56095689
You're welcome JACK.

Reminder that we are pinned at 4500

bro what is this market

>>56095696
>>56095693

>>56095689
August CPI is up though.

>>56095595
roll

LND is up 15% since announcing a repeat of last years 15% annual dividend. Payout date expected in October.
Sometimes I wonder why anyone bothers holding divvy stocks year round when you can just wait until the last month to get all the upside.

>>56095704
And the market pumped as a result

>>56095713
you missed 15% YoY movement though

The official CPI statistics disagree with even the most basic observations about rising prices, AND the Federal Reserve's own inflation numbers. The people writing the CPI reports are clearly lying for political reasons.

>>56094950
>invest in jew business
lol I won't even buy Oreos cause they're halal
won't even buy a Harley cause I don't want my bike saying David on it
lol

>>56095723
>"the data is simply wrong, you see!! WRONG!"
Pathetic. The CPI was easy to see, anon.

>>56095723
Yes, the fix is in for the Js and Biden. The market will pump until election time to make Biden look good

I am incompetent

>mfw my AMZN shorts

>>56095739
Aren't they impeaching Biden and going to have Harris replace him on the ticket?

>>56095739
Based Joe. Thank you

>>56095736
>discard all the worst inflated metrics from the calculations
>use out of date data
Totally correct and not manipulated CPI

>>56095736
>>56095739
>>56095760
CPI should have been much higher based on oil price increases alone, not even considering all the other sectors that are inflating much faster than the Biden admin is saying. Biden's published inflation numbers began disagreeing with the Federal Reserve's inflation metrics as soon as inflation started magically improving despite increasing prices.

>>56095723
>Gasoline +10,6% m/m
>Diesel +9,1%
>Look at Gasoline and Diesel Charts

>>56095759
Just imagine that happening. We really needed a new nonsensical happening to kick it into the next gear.

watching all the angry doomer posting is making me even more bullish

>BOIL over 58
I should have held.

>>56095780
They can't get rid of her, all the single mothers, and bipocs will just stay home if she's not on the ticket, and they need those individuals to vote or else the amount of fraud required to rig the election would be way too high and they'd get caught.

>>56095599
Lady boy!!

Eurofag here
Can i buy arm stocks tomorrow from my bank as soon as nasdaq opens?

>>56095599
Avoids syntax this time. Know ur place

Friend of mine is certain that there will be a big crash in the next weeks
A really big crash

>>56095454

I just got NIO calls, something tells me we're going up.

>>56095808
>Buying an IPO
bruh

>>56095231
no its not, where do you even live?

>>56095818
Anon you need to stop hanging out with Lord Jacob Rothschild, I know his market advice is solid but he's been a horrible influence on you

>>56095828
Enlighten me fren
I am new to stocks

>>56095818
I fucking hope so. Everything is boring and I want to slurp for cheapies.

Every record has been destroyed or falsified, every book rewritten, every picture has been repainted, every statue and street building has been renamed, every date has been altered. And the process is continuing day by day and minute by minute. History has stopped. Nothing exists except an endless present in which the Party is always right.

I SHIT MY PANTS

>>56095833
A REEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY BIG ONE
the biggest yet ever
So big he is happ to work for the government and laughing at everyone that they will lose their jobs

>>56095834
It's common for stocks to get dumped at the initial offering. Maybe not the day of, but shortly thereafter. I have nothing against ARM, but I wouldn't be shocked to see a big selloff in the coming weeks.

>>56095834
You'll get it a lot cheaper a few days later.

>>56095829
yeah i call bullshit
it's going to be pushing 80 this week here in the PNW
i just want to have a comfy fall with the fire on, watching old TV and reading

>>56095848
So you are telling it is over valued at probably 51 usd and it will fall after launch and that is the better time to buy?

>>56095722
LND was red y/y until the announcement last week.

>>56095843
grim

>>56095850
What if it skyrockets first to 60 70 usd after launch first? Is that unlikely in stocks?

>>56095869
it'll open at $80

>>56095852
>PNW
gays give off more heat

>>56095855
>So you are telling it is over valued
That's the thing: at initial offering, everyone hasn't had an opportunity to get it valued correctly. Yes, we have all the financials and bank horse shit that helped them arrive at $51, but the market will figure out what it's worth and that takes time.

alright I'm giving up on this shit market. Nothing can make it red
next week will be Jerome on air, and you'll be sure he will talk softly and this will make it more pump.
The ONLY catalyst will be MU earnings, which will basically be
>We don't see any demand picking up for our memory. inventory still high but it's gonna be better in 2025
I swear to god, if that is not a call for a recession and if the market STILL pump into that, then I might just eat my hat at the Montblanc summit on a full moon

>>56095874
Reports say between 47 and 51 but ratherin the direction of 51
Fuck i wanted to preorder or what ever the right term is but i could not from outside of America

>>56095869
ARM is going to 1 trillion. More chips than NVDA

If dubs, I'm buying NVDA

>>56095886
barely anyone gets allocations ("pre-orders") to this kind of stuff, US or not

>>56095896
The internet lied to me then
Fuck the system

>>56095869
Yeah they often spike up to start with, it's probably a decent play if you are able to get in and out at the right times. I thought about getting in on the prelaunch through HOOD at 47-51 but then remembered that I'm not a gambler and only stick to safe trades like NATGAS.

>>56095895
>buying the peak
Lmao

>>56095524
Going to twin peaks with the boys on a saturday to flirt with the ladies and watch people beat the shit out of each other on TV. I pity anyone who can't get to experience that.

>>56095883
Remember that you need that yield curve uninversion before the market dumps. The market can stay green until Jerome says those magic words, "We're lowering rates"

I wanted to buy something yesterday but what ever i looked up was at its all time high
What is a good buy right now

>>56095905
THE STREETS OF B A K E R S F I E L D

>EU getting beaten to pulp AGAIN

>>56094950
That’s beautiful. Fuck I’ve switched to all LETFs, otherwise I’d jump in hard.

>>56095949
Same, vix will go to 0

fuck it I'm longing coal.

Why can’t I find CPI, the websites all changed.

Some anon's bought VIX calls yesterday
I wonder how there doing?

yesterday at KR I saw a woman pretend to buy a whole cart of groceries at the self-check, then actually purchase a bottle of soda for the receipt
she was hoping the rent-a-cop at the exit would just mark her receipt and let her through without any scrutiny, but no such luck for her

>>56095983
Is this person part of the 13%, a drug addict, or actually desperate? This is important financially for the state of the economy

I went all in on NVAX
What am I in for? How do I convince the jews to do scamdemic 2 presidential boogaloo?

>>56095977
Found it. Still pissed they updated and modernized their website.

https://www.bls.gov/news.release/cpi.nr0.htm

>>56096007
she was a part of the Talented Tenth, yes

>>56095983
>rent-a-cop at the exit
I've never seen this in a grocery store. What sort of shithole are you in?

>>56095938

>>56096019
i already said i'm in the PNW

>>56095983
i simply cannot imagine the melanin content

You know it is bad when Biden has to say the CPI is right exactly on target... do you hear it? Its the sound of a GIANT
>REVISION TO THE METRICS!

>energy inflation drags down headline
>See! Inflation is cooling!
>Energy inflation drags up headline
>Well, energy inflation doesn't matter, Fed looks at core
Rinse and repeat

>>56096044
The stagflation chuds were right, we're about to have a lost decade.

>>56095983
isn't the normal play to buy a bunch of cheap voluminous shit and not scan expensive stuff

>>56096044
Biden doesn't know what an economy or CPI is bro. That negress writes all of "his" statements.

>>56096059
how do I short by future employment prospects

>>56096062
black unemployment has never been this good! (since Trump).
>black unemployment has never been this good! (since Trump)
black unemployment has never been this good! (since Trump)
>black unemployment has never been this good! (since Trump)

>>56096019
>rent-a-cop
funny because I went to a wawa's in a black area(yeah i know im stupid but i didnt realize it until i was in the store), and there was an old fuck acting as a security guard. i thought to myself, what the fuck is that guy gonna do if somebody shoplifts or tries to rob the place? gum the robber to death?

Some one give me some ideas of what to do today? My brain is all fogged up from those THC gummies I ate at breakfast.

Holy fuck
Not sure I'm going to make it to the end of the week

>>56096096
short MO, I want you to pump my bags

>>56095797
WHEN LORD, WHEN?
I'm ready to buy in the 40s but will probably start some in the lower 50s.

found the normies
>>56095723
>>56095769
>>56096044
>>56096056
>>56096062

>>56096096
Read the HOLY FUCKIN' BIBLE.

>>56096096
You should be careful about those gummies. I'm positive at some point we'll find out that they're (if even just lightly) hepatotoxic.

>>56096068
Avoid debt and accumulate as much productive capital as you can with cash.

>>56096109
This has to be by far the dumbest, hardest cope piece of financial propaganda I have read on this board.

>>56096107
>HE HEARS MY PRAYERS

>>56096105
Best I can do is BAC calls.

God damn look at uranium, wild shit going on

Just bought NASDAQ puts for $360 expiring in November on this pump. What can possibly go wrong?

>>56096109
That's the trick with CPI reports.


I swear don't disappoint me this time. Going tos sleep soon. Fuck you if EU is more down. You have to pump DAX and Sweden for me. More Sweden. Thanks.

Fuel oil NOT stopping, LMAO.

>>56096174
It is like a vine seeking the sun each day.

>>56096129
so I should long RIO

Birkenstock IPO, you heard it here first

>>56096218
This is Chaco territory, bud.

>>56096218
I didn't invest in Grindr and I won't invest in any other gay.

>>56096192
NONSTOP

>>56096218
Betting on roasties wasting money on trendy clothes is literally the easiest money on earth innit

>>56096222
checked
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Where tf my TLT and TMF chads @?!?!

>>56096238
i bought some TLT put weeklies, thanks for reminding me I needed some short bond exposure for when the yields go up on no news.

I'm sorry for telling u guys to short CRNX

IT'S OUT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inzc1Fh9st4

>>56096231
women dont wear birkenstocks outside of PNW

POMP IT

>>56096238
hovering at 52-week-lows?

You know what’s funny, if the market crashes everyone would be like “oh of course, because inflation is higher!” But if it continues trending up everyone’s gonna say “of course! Inflation is good for stonks”

>>56096267
Jfc

>>56096267

>Mexico unveils its alien corpses
Market doesn't give a hoot

>>56096288
there are no such things as alien corpses

>>56096297
This is what people were saying a few days ago before Mexico showed everyone their alien corpses.

>>56096267

>>56096288
The corpse proves nothing, show me the ship or a working ARV

>>56096267

>>56096288
dead corpses = dead money

The market will pump until the election. The Js want trump to win so they can finally let the market crash, they will then blame it all on trump.

Bullish for 9 months at least

>>56096307
>this is the alien
same 160p videos and same 320x180 images all the ufo and alientards have always been using.
this is no evidence as audiovisual content can be created with a command line input nowadays.
dna samples?
lab tests?
peer reviews?
shouldn't it be easy to discern if that thing has humanoid dna or not?

what is this bullshit?!?

>>56096324
How the fuck are humans supposed to get their hands on an alien ship. Just think about it. Be realistic. Alien ships are very difficult to get their hands on.

>>56096307
inb4 it's made of plaster

>>56096339
Sounds like a retarded plan. Trump winning will mean he can never run again any way and his popularity will be irrelevant to any future endeavors.

>>56096342
you think they know how do to dna testing in mexico? jajajajaja

>>56096339
>they'll make it this easy for you

They don't believe in the alien corpses.

It's fine. You don't have to believe in it. Reality does not care about your opinion.

But VIX does. Watch VIX when they finalize their DNA analysis of those corpses.

>>56096342
>shouldn't it be easy to discern if that thing has humanoid dna or not?
Not necessarily. What if there is no DNA? What if it's not even carbon-based?

>>56096355
EXACTLY
they can not tell the difference between
>muh ET
and some kids funny looking clay figure...

yields cooling sharply

i still havent forgiven them for killing Data

>>56096343
Ask Rob Bigalow

>>56096362
>when they finalize their DNA analysis of those corpses

should i start buying again or should i stay 100% cash?

>>56095592
>look up the article
>their advice is "dividends"

>>56096369
I don't know man, look at it, looks pretty alien to me. The thing probably helped build machu pichu and shit.

>>56096362
VIX is too slow. VVIX has already completed analysis.
Turns out the aliens were holding superconductors. Short NVDA.

>>56096366
>What if there is no DNA?
well, is there or is there not?
they told this, right?
they came prepared... didn't they?

He's asking for a DNA analysis of the aliens and doesn't even know if they have what we know as DNA. Fucking moron. Obviously the alien corpses in Mexico are not carbon based life.

>>56096385
inflation is rising and market keep pumping forever. yes hold cash

>>56096385
The overwhelming majority of past years going back almost 50 will tell you September and October are statistically terrible times to enter the market.

>>56096394
>>56096392

baking

>>56096385
wait until around 2 weeks have passed to make a better judgment
this week is a very, very important week, triple witching 3rd quarter - a lot of bonuses, a lot of "how well are we going to do this year" is being decided this week
we are pinned at 4500
after this week, the more 'true' move will become apparent

>>56096342
Shut up nigga u think u smart or sumthin? That's why me n my homies peer reviewed ur moms last week and bitch we found a negative correlations all over.. now what you gotta say bout causation??

>>56096288
ay caramba!

>mfw made $500 on unity puts

>>56096431
yikes

>>56096457
>>56096457
>>56096457
>>56096457

>>56096385
Hold cash in a Gold HOOD account getting 4.9% while you patiently await spotting a good trade.

>>56096307
This is Play-Doh

>>56095852
imagine the temperature in florida