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56083352 No.56083352 [Reply] [Original]

> walking my dog
> dog poops in someones yard
> boomer neighbors looking right at me from their porch
> "you should pick that up"
> *look right at them, say nothing and walk away*

>> No.56083355

You are literally me

>> No.56083360
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>>56083352
I always bring 2 bags because my dog is an asshole and he takes 2 little shits instead of just one

>> No.56083362

>>56083355
based

>> No.56083367
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>>56083360
cuck. leave my thread forever and kill yourself.

>> No.56083372
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>>56083352
>annoying dog shits everywhere
>leave some "treats" for him to croak on

>> No.56083382
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>>56083372
you think i just walk my dog and not look at everything hes doing? think again! my dog will shit on your yard, ill leave it there and you will smell my dog shit. you may even step in it, theres nothing you are going to do about it, nigger!

>> No.56083390

>>56083382
>throws pozzed sausage into your yard
bye bye doggo

>> No.56083396

>>56083390
jokes on you im not a nigger who leaves his dog outside all day. i will leave more shit on your yard, and i will always win.

>> No.56083397

>>56083352
If you did this on my property I would shoot your dog in the fucking head. It's my property so it's perfectly legal where I live.

>> No.56083403

>>56083397
you wouldnt ever see me. my dog is a phantom pooper. you will have shit on your yard son.

>> No.56083413

>>56083396
I will just shoot your stupid dog in the head with a 357 magnum

>> No.56083427

>>56083403
my whole yard is a false floor which falls down into a pit of aids needles buried facing up.

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>>56083352
That's called a real life shit test
You should've picked it up and thrown it at your neighbor

>> No.56083461

>>56083352
feels like that's how you get shot at if you're ameican

>> No.56083465

>>56083352
Sounds like you’re a nigger.

>> No.56083501

>>56083413
whatever kike
>>56083427
well ill just move on to your neighbors yard or your street and you will run over it in your car and still smell it.

>> No.56083510

>>56083458
lmfao or at least onto their porch. not a bad idea.
>>56083465
pick up my dogs poop you piece of shit!

>> No.56083934

>>56083352
City poors are weird. You live in such tiny shitboxes that you actually have to walk your dog. Then you act tough about it shitting. It’s just all around sad.

>> No.56083974

i don't like dogs. what? let me guess: you need something to have control over it eh? cmhere, get there, make this, stop that. everyone who has a dog but doesnt have xhildren is a cuck. you know it, i know it and EVERYBODY knows it. next time ill stare into your soul, cuck

>> No.56084012

>>56083352
>>56083355
scum of the earth you are the reason our world is shit

>> No.56084057

>>56083934
Based, those poors are the same niggers that will have 5 children and neglect them all.

>> No.56084059

my dog did it in front of sliding doors at a grocery, and literally it's not mine (the problem and the shit), so i left

>> No.56084076

>>56083934
What's worse is its a powa flex. In reality he's probably walking round with baggies of steaming on doggy chode on a regular basis.

There's a guy round my brothers that carriers wet wipes so he can get its butthole squeaky clean after. For reasons I guess.

I find it amusing that he knows who I'm talking about without us both having been there at the same time

>> No.56085531

>>56084057
oddly specific..
>>56084076
> powa
lmfao keep seething you piece of shit kike, the dog shit is not my problem.

>> No.56085541

>>56084059
based as fuck
>>56084012
no, kikes are the reason our world is shit, fuck you nigger faggot, you're probably a kike.

>> No.56085552

Dogniggers get the rope.

>> No.56086006

>>56085552
kike detected.

>> No.56086039

>>56083352
Probably a pitbull owner. You should both be euthanized

>> No.56086134

>>56086039
the only pitbull type dog in my area is owned by som disgusting kikes.

>> No.56086337

>>56083974
kike detected.

>> No.56086355

>>56083352
You're on his doorbell cam, he submits it to the police. Enjoy your fine.

>> No.56086368

>>56086355
ive been walking my dog in this neighborhood twice a day for 7 years, never picked up the shit, nothing will ever happen because its not my fucking problem, also that would require the cops to give a damn, which they dont. enjoy your free dog shit.

>> No.56086643

>>56086368
>More fines.

>> No.56086654

>>56086643
never going to happen.

>> No.56086865

my dog just shit in the alley this morning, not my fucking problem.

>> No.56088016

>>56083372
>implying my dog isn't trained to not accept treats without my approval or to eat random shit off the floor
>implying he's not autistic as fuck about food anyway

>> No.56088087

>>56083352
OP is a slob.

>> No.56088121

>>56083352
Fucktard, i hate dogs and as this thread shows people who own dogs are nasty and retarded.
Your boomer neighbor should have shot you like you burgers do.

>> No.56088135

>>56086654
That's what you think.

>> No.56088888

>>56088087
>>56088121
>>56088135
eat shit you dysgenic hook nose smelly freaks.

>> No.56088910

>>56088016
fucking based, fuck these kikes.

>> No.56089005

>>56083352
>>56083355
Scum of the earth. Many such cases of worthless dog owners. Most dog owners remind me of attention seeking Jeep tards..

>> No.56089034

>>56089005
only kikes hate dogs, this is the best kike bait. the boomer couple was driving by me earlier today and the bitch rolled her window down saying something about dog bags, told that old bitch to suck my dick!

>> No.56089048

>>56088016
>he a good boy he dindu noffin, my doggie neva ate dem snack of dey foor and he was trainin to be a dogtor and sheit

>> No.56089061

>>56089034
And then you and your gang broke into their house and robbed them to get back at those evil old boomers, right? Why did we ever give nonwhites the internet?

>> No.56089076

>>56083360
Hehe I bring a whole roll actually. Sometimes I forget it and then I habe to use some scrap paper I find on the ground to pick up his stinky shit.

>> No.56089089

>>56083372
you dumb motherfucker, part of having a dog is constantly monitoring that he's not eating random shit off the streets. I can see it coming miles away as he starts sniffing like a crazy old goat. I know there's some shit that I won't let him pick up. Good luck killing somebody's dog who doesn't give a fuck anyway

>> No.56089099

>>56084076
haha I'll bring wet wipes too if I am bringing the dog to the office. don't want him to sit inside there with a shitcovered asshole all day. Rarely need it.

>> No.56089110

>>56089034
OK tard. You seem real cool. I should stop now.

>> No.56089137

>>56083352
Dog owners are disgusting and should be sterilized together with their dogs.

>> No.56089892

>>56089061
no, but everyone did clap. fuck off kike. it happened.

>> No.56089905

>>56089137
all kikes should be exterminated, the holocaust never happened but i wish it did.

>> No.56089911

>>56089110
enjoy your free dog shit you fucking loser.

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>>56086134
>20pbtid
>spamming antisemitism
This board is such a joke lmao I bet this is a jannie trying to bait anons

>> No.56089946

>>56089935
lmfao kike mad. fuck off and go take a shower you dysgenic clown looking motherfucker.

>> No.56089953

>>56089935
also enjoy your fucking dog shit nigger!

>> No.56090027

>>56089911
>Imagine thinking like this
>Imagine having brown skin tendencies
KEK

>> No.56090040

>>56083352
Every thread on /biz/ is:
1- a larp
2- weak bait
3- a scam
4- rage farming
created by different spambots for other bots to take a large dump in.
/biz/ officially fucking dead - lowest post counts per day ever, highest bots counts per day ever!

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>>56089099
>bringing the dog to the office

>> No.56090113

>>56083352
i just sweep it back onto sidewalk. Then watch from comfy work from home job as owner nearly steps on it, along with whole neighborhood. Not my problem. Doesn't happen anymore for some reason.

>> No.56090436

my dog refuses to shit outside
it only shits in the same small patch of grass in my yard

>> No.56090833

>>56090027
apparently im brown
>>56090040
apparently im a bot
lol enjoy your dog shit you fucking kike faggots,

>> No.56090841

>>56090113
based, honestly dog shit is not worth bitching up a storm about, it drys in hours and you can literally sweep it onto the street. boomers and kikes just love having any excuse to bitch and moan about something.

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>>56083367
I'm still alive and lurking your thread
come at me

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>>56091120
good. my dogshit lives rent free in your head and on your yard.