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/biz/ it's a few days until 2017 the year of gains is over.

Time to share our crypto predictions for eoy 2018:
> The flippening will happen followed by a crash that takes a few months to recover
> This scares the normies away temporarily giving us one last period of grace
> Coinbase continue to be swine
> /biz/ (or maybe a future /crypto/) implements flags thus defeating the shill menace and bringing peace and prosperity across the board
> McAfee dies, either heart attack or his ex-whore wife stabs him to death. Forevermore there will be myths and tales about it being faked
> Link goes to $10, ICX to $100, Req to $40
> We all make it

Remember to screengrab/achive so we can return in a years time to laugh/lament

>> No.5608677

>>5608481

Bump

>> No.5609195

>>5608481
WHAT ABOUT MUH NEO

>> No.5609359

>BTC finally crashes leading to ETH becoming the new king
>XRP goes 1000x
>McAfee finds out his wife cucked him and kills himself
>ICX makes me rich by the end of feb
>Flags won't be implemented, leading to a major /biz crisis, pajeets will prosper
>XMR makes me rich by the end of june
>Sergey tries to escape a lifetime prison sentence but he is ultimately caught by the interpol
>He gets stabbed by a nig later on, nobody gives a fuck

>> No.5609427

>>5609195

lol who cares?

>> No.5609587
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5609587

>>5608481
If i turned 10k into 100k in 2017, can I turn it into 1MIL by EOY?

>> No.5609668

>>5609587
I turned 10k to 200k this and will probably turn it to 0k next year when the bubble pops

>> No.5609815

>>5609587
I hope so

>> No.5610515

>>5609587

No. You die of tuberculosis in the spring of next year.